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55496738 No.55496738 [Reply] [Original]

you might say you wouldnt you might actually even believe that you wouldn't but if i was literally standing in front of you right now with a suitcase full of $80,000 cash you would suck it

>> No.55496740

>>55496738
Yeah shit at this point 10k I would.
Gotta be clean though, and I'm not a fag I swear.

>> No.55496744
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>>55496738
do i need to swallow ? do the 80k include tip ? can i subcontract to a chiness massage girl ?

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>>55496740
10k? that's gay dude just come out the closet

>> No.55496751

>>55496738
Nope don't even have to think about it.

t. much straighter than you

>> No.55496755

>>55496748
Na I just really need 10k and at this point suicide is starting to become increasingly tempting, so sucking dick at this point would just be survival.

>> No.55496758

>>55496748
>10k for an hour's work
Penis tastes good, why not do it for the big payday?

>> No.55496763

>>55496758
I doubt it tastes good but 10k would.
also try like 45 seconds worth of work.

>> No.55496764

>>55496755
no thats not survival you just want to suck a dick bro ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.55496767

>>55496764
Na I just want 10k ;()

>> No.55496770

>>55496763
45 seconds worth of work? sounds like you got experience

>> No.55496772

>>55496770
Wanna fuck around and find out?

>> No.55496778

>>55496748
>y-you're gay
You're the one paying us 80k to suck it

>> No.55496781

>>55496744
Facial… no swallow.

>> No.55496783

>>55496772
>>55496778
i'm not the one sucking it thats the gay shit

>> No.55496785

>>55496778
Yeah!
Speaking of which OP where's my 80k
>wipes face

>> No.55496786

>>55496783
You're giving money to dudes in exchange for sexual favors. Go away Big Gay

>> No.55496794

>>55496786
i wasnt even thinking about it like that its a figure of speech the only reason you are is because your gay af

>> No.55496799

>>55496738
or I could simply beat you up, take the money and run with it.
what are you going to do faggot?

>> No.55496800

>>55496794
>figure of speech
So what's the point in you making this gay thread then faggot?

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>>55496794
Stop propositioning me for sex faggot

>> No.55496812

>>55496800
to make you think about how much money you would suck a gay big black dick for

>> No.55496819

>>55496812
You absolutely never mentioned the dick was black.
3x upcharge off the bat nigger.
And you gotta pay up front.

>> No.55496821

>>55496812
>it's a black dick now haha
Post your nose holy shit

>> No.55496822

>>55496738
That's a very muggable scenario.
But assuming we have a contact instead, and the payment will go through a bank, the main question is if you have a clean bill of health or not.
Probably wouldn't even then, but I know I would for 10 times more money.

>> No.55496828

>>55496822
that's the gayest shit i ever read you would probably do it for 10 times less money $8,000 you will suck this soft hpv carrying black penis

>> No.55496830

>>55496738
I'll do it for free :3

>> No.55496837

>>55496828
>this penis price is rapidly depreciating and now is getting more terrifying
This thread is a thought experiment.

>> No.55496865

>>55496837
More like thot experiment, OP is a gay whore

>> No.55496867
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55496867

>>55496781
ok i so i m in. I usualy ask more but i have some financial stress recently.

>> No.55496872

>>55496867
>>55496865
True, also fix your meme.

>> No.55496885
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>>55496872
my meme are little old :( It s hard to keep track of the value of all the successful biz women

>> No.55496887

>>55496885
>yuo
It's just sloppy also go back to bitcoindashy faggot.

>> No.55496891

I'd suck 100 dicks for $100 each, one after the other. There's literally nothing bad about it.

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i would do it. on my OF..... and you would pay to watch in addition of 80k

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>> No.55496918

OP left this is now a philosophy thread, post your best material.

>> No.55496923

>>55496738
If it's my word against some fags I'd it. If it's recorded r there are witnesses, no way. Also they'd have to get an std test the day before. 40k up front and the rest after the jobs done.

Literally no less humiliting than any other wagecuck job.

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>>55496740
Same. As long as there's no risk of STD, I don't care. That's easy money.
>Uhhh, bro! That's gay! You gay!
>People find out
>OH, No! Anon is gay for pay. Lol.
I don't care. I got my money.

>> No.55496935

>>55496918
How much would stefan molyneux need to suck dick

>> No.55496936

>>55496738
80k and no one else knows? Why wouldn’t some do it, that’s easy cash.

No proof = did it even happen?

>> No.55496937

Would you guys have sex with a FtM? No dick, has a pussy but is a "man".

>> No.55496939

>>55496738

And you would be the bigger faggot for paying a man 80 grand to suck your dick. Imagine someone doing that for real lmao

>> No.55496941

>>55496937
>would you stab a wounded man
Of course

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55496944

would (you) ?

>> No.55496949

>>55496738
I would never fucking do that gay shit. Unless I get to pick the dick? Got a few in mind.

>> No.55496955

>>55496939
Mr.Beast could make it happen

>> No.55496956
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>>55496949
i m sure you have. Be honnest.....you have a list of dick you dream to such and you would do it for free ?

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55496959

>>55496944
Elliot rodger looks like THAT?

>> No.55496972
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>>55496959
she looks cute but i prefer

>> No.55496973
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55496973

>Anon. I think you know a good deal when you see one. And I like to pay people to do wild shit. Here's the deal.
>I transfer 100 million into your bank account. You verify it's received. Then I get the doctor to gas you.
>You wake up with a new vagina and a reasonably large pair of bolt-ons.
>After that, It's up to you. Buy if you're game to live on my island, and take hormones and testosterone blockers for five years, I'll give you another 100 million.
>Do we have a deal?

>> No.55496977

>>55496973
This would be like a dream come true, I need a rich chaser bf

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>>55496955
>mfw I live less than a three hour drive away from Mr. Beast.

>> No.55497124

If the dick is STD free I'd do it for $100.

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55497142

Every one itt.

>> No.55497160

>>55497142
She’s hella cute. Source?

>> No.55497238

>suitcase
You can fit $80k in a manila envelope, poorfag

>> No.55497244

>>55496956
You're projecting hard here, so I'm gonna help you finish... elaborate?

>> No.55497245

>>55496738
Is there a /biz/ for the non poorfags?

>> No.55497272
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55497272

i would and then i would come ask /biz/ for what shitcoin to gamble it on

>> No.55497304

>>55496738
I'd do it for free

>> No.55497444

>>55496738
Giving head unironically feels better than getting head.

>> No.55497474

>>55496738
Maybe if it was cute or even okayish tranny

>> No.55497542

I suck so many cocks a might as well get paid for it

>> No.55497551

>>55496738
I dont even get why people deny this. Of course I would. I'd swallow for another $5k too and kiss you cummie kisses for the same again.

>> No.55497661

>>55496738
Not worth going to hell for

>> No.55497730

>>55497542
>>55497551
>>55497124
>oy vey goyim of course I'd suck the dick I love penis heil hitler

>> No.55497822

Only if you pay for 10 times over 1 year in advance.

>> No.55498003

>>55496738
I'd suck a dick for free if it was attached to a cute enough boy, dicks are based.
t. dick haver

>> No.55498014

>>55496738
>you might say you wouldnt you might actually even believe that you wouldn't but if i was literally standing in front of you right now with a suitcase full of $80,000 cash you would suck it
Yep, sure would
and I'm as straight as a pole.
I'd even swallow for $30k more.
I'd get up, have some mouthwash, gargle a bit, take my money and go back to fucking women the next day.
>dignity
Wealth, tho.

>> No.55498021

>>55496738
Nah because $80,000 isn't enough to deal with a lifetime memory of sucking some dudes penis.

>> No.55498024

>>55496738
I would suck a dick for 1k my dude.

>> No.55498060

>>55496755
My dude, I have slept on cardboard with a pocket knife in my hand and suicide was never an option. Guarantee there’s a off ramp that is better than an eternal dirt nap.

>> No.55498065

>>55496738
I sucked dick in the past, didn't like it because I'm not a faggot. Taking dick on the other hand..

>> No.55498244

>>55496738
90% of the anons will do it

For 80k most of the faggots on this site will let you ride their ass too

>> No.55498251

>>55496738
Yes, but not to completion

>> No.55498263

No homo, but is it retroactive???

>> No.55498301

>>55496738

I would only do it if:

- You were an extremely passing looking tranny. Like the E-Thot Belle Delphine looking ones, with tits and all.

- NOBODY else would ever find out about it.

- You were very clean, smelled good and had no STDs, or STIs.

- There were no funny games with the $80k in cash. In fact, I'd rather you write out a personal check, so I could deposit it into my bank account. No bouncing, or any bullshit like that.

I'm just being honest.

>> No.55498396

>>55498301
you'd prefer a check over cash?

>> No.55498548

No but 800k def

>> No.55498554

>>55498396

Yes. It's just more convenient and easier to move into an investment account. I'd rather not get flagged by the IRS for making $10k/mo cash deposits into the bank once a month, or something.

>just deposit $1k a week.
It'd just be inconvenient, plus I'd rather not have $80k sitting in my house and you'd get flagged by the IRS anyways. They're not stupid.

>> No.55498706

I'd also do it for free if the dude looked cute and I could fuck him in the ass.

>> No.55498794

>>55498554
>sucks dick for cash
>>OY VEY THE TAXMAN WILL GET ME
Lmao is this a bot?

>> No.55498807

>>55498794
Even drug dealers pay taxes.

>> No.55498990

>>55496738
interesting read

>> No.55498992

I'd suck dick for $80

t. straight

>> No.55499058

>>55497730
This but unironically

>> No.55499077

I had $80,000 and I didn't sell. Didn't want to pay the short-term capital gains tax, you see. What's more money - 78% of $80,000 or 85% of $20,000? The answer may surprise you.

>> No.55499089

>>55498992
are you addicted to drugs or something?

>> No.55499263

>>55499089

no, it's called the grindset mentality.
one day I'll be riding around in my bugatti paid for with blowjobs like my hero andrew tate

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>>55496738
>you would suck a dick for $80,000 cash

Would even for just $79,999.

>> No.55499495

>>55496738
I would suck everyone in this thread, 1k per dick desu
no homo

>> No.55499498

>>55499263
this but unironically

>> No.55500141

>>55496738
I genuinely don't think I would because I'm confident I'd kms if I did that

>> No.55500145
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>>55497272
Don't waste your time on those shitcoins. There's a way better opportunity waiting for you, like what I'm seein' with Peaq. They're out there solving real issues in the Internet of Things space, and they come packed with a ton of advantages. So why settle for the garbage when you can dive into something legit and promising?

>> No.55500410

probably

>> No.55500464

>>55500000

>> No.55500653

>>55500464
then go for a midcap when the bottom is in

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>>55496936
if he's got a condom, did you ever touch his penis?

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>>55496738
$80,000 ain't worth a lifetime of questionable memories, if you catch my drift. Better hop on the web3 car-sharing train with eloop! They're tokenizing those sleek Teslas, giving them a snazzy unique ID with peaqnetwork, and guess what? Convenience and revenue comes with in it..

>> No.55501820

>>55496738
Yes, no homo

>> No.55501841

>>55496738
Yes, but I have a few conditions
>has to be a cute femboy or twink
>has to be at least 7 inches, but not super girthy so my teeth don't scrape his gock too much
>preferably uncircumcised
>has to have good hygiene
>has to be STD free
Honestly... I'd probably do it for a few hundred bucks, possibly even free, if these conditions were met.

>> No.55501955

>>55500145
Those shitcoins ain't worth your precious time. There's a golden opportunity staring us in the Internet of Things realm. This is where the smart money's at, anon.

>> No.55501974

>>55501804

Sucking dick for cash doesn't make you gay. Homosexual literally means you are attracted to the same sex. You can not be attracted to someone, but have sex for money. Just like you don't enjoy your job, but you do it because you get paid.

>> No.55501991

>>55496738
Anon. I’m as straight as they come and I’d suck a dick for $10k. I’d suck 100 dicks for 1m. I only care about making my family happy. Unfortunately no one pays straight, manly men to suck dicks. Just trannies and faggots.

>> No.55502009

i would suck your cock for like 1k

>> No.55502016

>>55496738
Well, are they wearing a wig & makeup? Fully shaved? Any surgery?

>> No.55502032

Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and cum all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.
A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.
A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men.
For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul

>> No.55502045

>>55502032
Based George Michael enjoyer.

>> No.55502107

>>55501974
yea it does

>> No.55502108

>>55501974
that's a really sound argument 2bd

>> No.55502114

>>55496751
Everyone has a price

>> No.55502146

>>55496918
Here's a philosophical questions for you: if your mother loves you, then why is she so disappointed in you

>> No.55502158

>>55502146
That anon already killed himself no need to rub dirt in his wounds.

>> No.55502195

>>55496738
Only if he was cute

>> No.55502197

>>55496944
id do it for $1000

>> No.55502203

>>55496738
Do I get to pick the dick? I'd do that. But the ones I'd go for, you have to pay to suck anyway.

>> No.55502220

>>55501974
This is true

>> No.55502222

>>55502146
She doesn't love you, she loves an idealized version of you, an alpha you that she wishes would kill the beta you

>> No.55502228

>>55499263
If you could suck 10 dicks in an hour, you would make 8000 in a day ez. Millionaire in a year. With proper technique it's achievable.

>> No.55502333

>>55496738
Might depend on if you're attractive.
Like if anyone found out, I'd want them to think I'm a bi guy with standards. I would go lower the hotter you are.

Are you a fat ugly hairy bastard? I couldn't look my dad in the eyes if he found out. He'd think I'm a degenerate instead of a tasteful dandy.

>> No.55502445

>>55496738
I've done it for free and considered offering to pay for it.
Id pay a hot straight guy a hundred if he let me give him head, but I decided to stop being gay a while ago and I'm sticking to it.

>> No.55502463

Why would I pay 80k to suck a dick when I could do it for free