/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55535161]

>tfw stay up drinking until 10pm
>go to bed after my third beer
>barely even functional but manage to not make any sound
>wife stayed up waiting for me
>confronts me about my excessive drinking
>stay up arguing until 12am
>next day I have the worst hangover
>feel like I might start getting the shakes from the withrawal syndrome
Don't follow my example bros. Alcoholism is hell.

[Anonymous No.55535170]

>>55535161
>OH NO NOT THE HECKIN' THIRD BEER

[Anonymous No.55535175]

>>55535161
>third beer
>barely even functional
what

[Anonymous No.55535188]

>>55535170
I thought alcoholics had so much alcohol in their blood that a couple beers would give them a buzz again.

[Anonymous No.55535205]

>>55535161
3 beer queer

[Anonymous No.55535216]

>>55535161
i hope you get the help you need fren

[Anonymous No.55535220]

>>55535161
Swap it out for weed which is equally retarded but doesn't brutally destroy your organs, and then eventually swap the weed out for tea and lots of exercise.

[Anonymous No.55535223]

3 beers in one night? get some help you fucking alcoholic. your poor wife.

[Anonymous No.55535230]

>>55535161
>third beer
>barely even functional

[Anonymous No.55535239]

>>55535161
You fuckin pussy
Your wife should leave you for a real man

[Anonymous No.55535265]

>>55535161
>third beer
>alcoholic
Pick one

[Anonymous No.55535336]

I used to drink 3 beers in one hour. Thankfully I’m more under control now. Although I’m playing with the idea of not drinking at all anymore. I had two beers tonight and now I can’t sleep. I am also feeling anxious. Not worth it.

[Anonymous No.55535346]

>>55535336
The real whitepill is that when you are healthy as fuck you feel 90% as good as you did when you were drunk anyway, with none of the downside.

[Anonymous No.55535363]

>>55535161
Get on my level faggot. I don’t fall asleep until at least 6 whiskey shots. I hate my lifr

[Anonymous No.55535374]

>>55535188
No it still depends on bodyweight and race. If OP is a manlet or asian he can get drunk more easily. I don’t really get actually drunk until around 8 drinks or so and they’d need to be within a 3 hour window

[Anonymous No.55535482]

>>55535161
Anything over about 1.5 beers is gambling with your health. 3 is asking for trouble and your wife is right to be concerned. The simple thing to do is to drink less. This is proven to work and there is help out there, but you must be willing to reach out. Alcohol kills more people than all other deaths combined and costs the taxpayer $18 Trillion per year in broken lives and healthcare.
Don't do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.55535703]

>>55535161
Try selenium. It's an essential component to easing withdrawals.

[Anonymous No.55535734]

>>55535482
The only real, based reply in all of /biz/ history. Listen to this dude. You won't regret it. For those on the edge of quitting alcoholism, please know that you will feel better post withdrawal. It will be hard, but nothing in life achievable without sacrifice. I pray for you brothers.

[Anonymous No.55535758]

lmao what is with you people

[Anonymous No.55535764]

>>55535161
>third beer
>barely even functional

[Anonymous No.55535766]

>>55535161
she's right you shouldn't drink that much but it's not that bad, you can do it bro

[Anonymous No.55535772]

>>55535161
What’s up with Americans, why are all of you addicted to something?

[Anonymous No.55535783]

>>55535161
Going through the exact problem.
Except I don't have a wife.

[Anonymous No.55535815]

>>55535161
Been sober for almost 2 years from alcohol. It’s worth it, don’t really regret it too much. Just know alcohol is every sense is bad for you body, and you will cause irreversible damage to your brain, kidneys, and liver if you continue.

[Anonymous. No.55535821]

>>55535346
Pretty much this. The only time I don't drink is during lent and I always feel incredible in the morning...so much it makes me consider quitting drinking

[Anonymous No.55535882]

>>55535170
>>55535175
>>55535205
>>55535223
>>55535230
>>55535239
>>55535265
>>55535764
OP is a lesbian, an actual woman by the way.

[Anonymous No.55536123]

>>55535161
I quit recently after drinking daily for the past 3 years. Take a few weeks to detox and quit ALL drugs, including caffeine. You'll sleep better than you ever have in your life. Alcohol and caffeine especially have terrible effects on your sleep quality that most people don't realize because they only think about hours. Your mind will work better, your emotions will stabilize, and you'll feel like you're 15 years younger.

[Anonymous No.55536142]

>>55535161
Drink your urine.

[Anonymous No.55536163]

>>55536142
This. Another peepee tip: piss on the toilet paper a little for a free wet wipe you can use ANYWHERE

[Anonymous No.55536232]

Anyone tried microdosing shrooms or acid for curing addiction? Legit question from massive porn addicted degen.

[Anonymous No.55536248]

We used to call it the three drink dink. For some reason only after 3 beers is when you beat your woman senseless. It's the mix of sober mindedness where you can remember how annoying she is but the confidence of three beers deep and little tipsyness that somehow combines into a powerful overhand right.

[Anonymous No.55536292]

>>55535161
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[Anonymous No.55536301]

>>55536292
anybody willing to translate this for me

[Anonymous No.55536303]

>>55536292
tf you mean by this retard

[Anonymous No.55536307]

>>55536292
>another flipepe reference
sigh

[Anonymous No.55536309]

>>55536301
>>55536303
>Invest in memecoins day
>Grab memecoin
>buy bags
>sell bags
>get returns
>watch it collapse from its own weight
>another memecoin shows up
>flipped pepe (ticker epep)
>buy a lot
>become major investor
>im going to flip this shit up
>watch it grow
>devs actually find me and reach out to talk
>we talk about life on discord and i completely forget about dumping them
>think there's no way im selling this because its going to moon
I just got shilled the token by the very devs and even tho i know its a shill in retrospective, im going to make sure it goes up. So cheerio OP, there's still hope

>Just use a text flipper asshats

[Anonymous No.55536312]

>>55536309
>check chart
>he'sright
thanks anons

[Anonymous No.55536321]

>>55536232
this alone wont help
you need therapeutic help then too

[Anonymous No.55536675]

>>55535220
DUDE I started doing weed again, I don't feel like drinking anymore maybe a glass of wine with the gf once in awhile. Lost a couple kilos too DUDE WEED

[Anonymous No.55536688]

>>55536675
Also grow my own so I only pay for rolling paper

[Anonymous No.55536705]

>>55535161
>stay up till 10pm
>third beer
>barely functional
>worst hangover
>alcoholism
This is bait

[Anonymous No.55536946]

>tfw drinking until 4AM
>no idea how much liquor I drank, it's a lot
>not even drunk
>no wife or significant other that cares
>time for 2 1/2 hours sleep before I go to work fresh as a daisy
>white knuckle it all day before I do it all again

Man I'm glad I don't do that shit anymore

[Anonymous No.55537120]

i hope your wife leaves you for your terrible actions OP, fucking unacceptable even for here >>55535161


i hope you have a hangover all day

[Anonymous No.55537215]

>>55535161
how can you be addicted to alcohol? It doesn't even taste good. It makes you get a headache.

[Anonymous No.55537222]

>third beer
This has to be bait

[Anonymous No.55537236]

>>55535161
You don't have a drinking problem; you have marriage problems. Your wife sounds like a fucking cunt.

[Anonymous No.55537237]

>>55535161
>1pbtid