/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55601105]

White people love heroin edition

>Educational sites:
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>Charts:
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>Screeners:
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>Options
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
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>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Live Economic Streams:
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>Misc
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous thread: >>55599143

[Anonymous No.55601116]

Mashallah, it's time for all the money to flow back into the energy sector, as revealed to me in a dream.

[Anonymous No.55601124]

>AAPL briefly mentions AI
>The entire market instantly dumps
What did they meme by this

[Anonymous No.55601126]

>>55601105

[Anonymous No.55601129]

[Anonymous No.55601132]

Reminder that this marked the literal bottom for VNO.

[Anonymous No.55601134]

I boughted the top of appl. Your welcome bobos.

[Anonymous No.55601155]

i bought 10 american shares of tesla yesterday with the average of $286.06
this is a warning to others as my fbi agent always fucks me over

[Anonymous No.55601164]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.55601174]

>>55601132
It's kind of hilarious watching company management who own the office we are supposed to work at get fucked over because no one wants to come back in and the mark-to-market value of their office is much lower now.

I used to work for a law firm and the boomer born in 1947 (literally) was the principal attorney of the law firm who owned the office property we worked at. None of the attorneys wanted to come back into the office after covid and the value of the office plummeted. He was looking for small tech startups in the area to try and rent their office out but not a SINGLE other small company was willing to pay the exorbitant rates for renting a piece of commercial real estate when you can literally cut every single fee from WFH or just renting a we-work or some small temporary office.

It brings me a lot joy watching that old fucking fart i used to work for get assraped by the CRE market. I mean he's already rich so it didnt matter

[Anonymous No.55601190]

disneys era of cultural dominance is over, people dont go outside any more to bother going to overpriced parks, and they arent the only ones making movies nowadays so there's plenty of other options, the movies they do make are unsuccessful woke remakes that people are rejecting
despite all that I figure DIS is going to be one of those stocks i wonder why i didnt buy at a steal years from now

[Anonymous No.55601195]

>>55601164
>Leveraged commodities ETF
why are you guys like this

[Anonymous No.55601198]

How low can CVNA go when the dump finally happens?

[Anonymous No.55601204]

>>55601164
Short the ponzi

[Anonymous No.55601212]

Buy UPST now. You have been warned

[Anonymous No.55601213]

Alright fellas, what are we dumping our hard earned cash into today?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55601214]

TSLA has done nothing but gone down since I bought my calls, who's letting people get in ahead of earnings at a discount? Like lmao these guys are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.55601215]

>>55601190
This is why there is heavy investment into VR. We will get to that point eventually

[Anonymous No.55601223]

>>55601174
>It brings me a lot joy watching that old fucking fart i used to work for get assraped by the CRE market
Totally agree, and would be amazing to see similar trends on residential in the coming years.

This was specifically for a trade on certain office REITs, which at the time were being hammered well below mark-to-market asset values due to the silicon valley banking crisis.

[Anonymous No.55601229]

>>55601213

The Atlanta Braves (ticker: BATRK)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55601239]

>>55601212
What's upstart? Is that like Updog?

[Anonymous No.55601246]

>>55601212
Wtf is this

[Anonymous No.55601252]

>>55601239
What's updog?

[Anonymous No.55601256]

>>55601223
>and would be amazing to see similar trends on residential in the coming years.
I hope not, I am a hoooomer who owns rental hoooooms. I don't want to see my cash flows disappear.

The SVB contagion impacted office REITs? Really?

[Anonymous No.55601257]

The stock market is dead

[Anonymous No.55601270]

>>55601214
KEK, Baggie

[Anonymous No.55601283]

>>55601252
Ligma balls

[Anonymous No.55601292]

what we thinkin of tsla? i thought they normally pump ahead of earnings

[Anonymous No.55601297]

>>55601252
The only thing up around here is the market.

[Anonymous No.55601298]

>>55601283
CMvvbMK9bros...

[Anonymous No.55601302]

>>55601283
Whos girugamesh

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55601307]

>>55601229
They let Freddie Freeman go play for a team that lets Trannys come on the field for a pregame anti-catholic drag show and this was after they lost the All Star Game because of Georgia's stance on abortion. They're also one of the last teams with an indian reference in their name. They're based and probably going to be rewarded for it.

>t. Yankee fan.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55601318]

>>55601252
Not too much, my calls are down, everything is down today.

[Anonymous No.55601322]

>>55601292
it will either go up or it will go down
then some time in the next few weeks it will randomly decide to skyrocket to 300

[Anonymous No.55601325]

>>55601292
see >>55601155
It's over until I sell

[Anonymous No.55601326]

>>55601302

[Anonymous No.55601337]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55601345]

>>55601325
Cows are pretty cute. Like big, docile dogs

[Anonymous No.55601348]

>>55601256
>The SVB contagion impacted office REITs? Really?
Yeah there was some temporary fear that it'd cause a liquidity crisis and kill refinancing. Ironically, the whole situation actually increased liquidity in the end.

>I don't want to see my cash flows disappear.
That's unlikely to happen, but asset values likely stagnate/decline from here.. at least in real terms.

[Anonymous No.55601352]

>>55601326
fuck when did I get so old

[Anonymous No.55601351]

Buy the dip mumu

[Anonymous No.55601354]

>>55601124
Microsoft mentioned AI yesterday and they pumped hard so they probably scrambled at the last minute to make up some bullshit about it

[Anonymous No.55601362]

Why Tesla is red? people chickening out before the earnings?

[Anonymous No.55601372]

>>55601348
I don't understand how SVB's implosion would've impacted the office REIT market....wasn't most of their book exposure and implosion because of the duration risk SVB took on w fixed rate treasury trades?

[Anonymous No.55601374]

>>55601195
like wat?
>>55601204
wat?

[Anonymous No.55601381]

>>55601307
>Yankee fan
Kek baggot your Yankees suck so much dick and have such a massive payroll. My tigers suck but at least they have an excuse.

[Anonymous No.55601386]

>>55601352
>you have been on 4chan for at least 14 years
Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.55601390]

>>55601374
BOIL is a leveraged commodity ETF. Please stop trading this garbage. Please. Just stop.

Le Costanza Face.

Le Shiggerdipdip.

[Anonymous No.55601393]

>>55601195
>>55601204
>>55601374
forgot picrel

[Anonymous No.55601406]

>>55601386
That's a rhetorical question and you know it. There is no bigger waste of life than spending time here.

[Anonymous No.55601410]

>>55601337
We just need to cool off for the next rally

[Anonymous No.55601420]

>>55601372
It wasn't about immediate risk directly from SVB holdings. It was the panic that other banks would fail or stall lending. At least that's my interpretation.

[Anonymous No.55601430]

>>55601406

[Anonymous No.55601441]

>>55601420
Ahhh I see, it was some contagion-risk related situation where other banks with strong office REIT exposure would also shit the bed. I am happy to see office REIT explode because frankly nothing is more soul crushing than commuting 45 minutes in one direction to a fucking office.

[Baggie's gay lover No.55601444]

>>55601239
Hello lover

[Anonymous No.55601450]

>>55601386
Hey I have other hobbies too, I don't just shitpost ALL day.

[Anonymous No.55601461]

>>55601430
It's ok, in 7 years deep myself. For a moment there I thought I could get away, but now I know it's impossible. With 7 years was still able to have sex and have a girlfriend, but 14 years? Unfortunately that anon is lost likely a kissless, touchless, wizard. I genuinely sympathize.

[Anonymous No.55601467]

>>55601124
made 98% on this shitcoin today

[Anonymous No.55601474]

Reminder Activision currently offers a 21% arbitrage yield if it closes by Sept 30th

The spread is currently pricing in an 87% implied odds of the merger closing successfully.

So basically, but ATVI you cheesebreaths.

[Anonymous No.55601477]

>>55601450
h-haha, yeah.. right right what kinda fuckin' loser would even do that??

[Anonymous No.55601478]

>>55601190
It was all over when their booking committee decided to let the wrong guy go over in Endgame.
Vince would've never let that happen.

[Anonymous No.55601483]

my favorite part of today was where we crabbed for an hour, and then dumped 5-10 points, and then crabbed for an hour, and then dumped 5-10 points, and then crabbed for an hour, and then dumped 5-10 points

on the edge of my seat wondering what could happen next

[Anonymous No.55601488]

>>55601474
buy ATVI***

Pic related

[Anonymous No.55601490]

BUY TECH MUMU IT'S CHEAPER THAN ON OPEN. A LITERAL BARGAIN DON'T MISS THE MOON LANDING

[Anonymous No.55601500]

I-is this the big one?

[Anonymous No.55601509]

>>55601483
We pump, surely

[Anonymous No.55601511]

>>55601297
Sorry niggers, nothing personal

[Anonymous No.55601519]

>>55601500
zoom out
bears have not and will not ever have sex

[Anonymous No.55601522]

Is a flat day considered a down day now?

[Anonymous No.55601523]

im too scared to short TSLA through earnings but i really want to

[Anonymous No.55601529]

>>55601522
bobo delusion

[Anonymous No.55601539]

>>55601519
I have sex (with women who do not have penises) (consensually) and I am a bear.

[Anonymous No.55601540]

What did the VIX mean by the inverse head and shoulder playing out?

[Anonymous No.55601541]

lads i'm tempted to hold my tsla puts overnight

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55601550]

>>55601381
>Set-up guy on the DL since the end of the WBC hasn't pitched a game all year
>2 staring outfielders and 1 infielder who were all MVPs at one point in their careers have spent more than a month each on the DL
>3 starting pitchers who have all made an All-Star team in their career on DL for multiple months and still haven't even gotten their pitch counts up to 100

Look you can point fingers at guys like Rizzo and LeMahieu having bad years, or Volpe's glaring lack of experience, but the biggest problem for this team has been the sheer amount of injuries to key players has this team playing at 70%, and they're still an above 500 club. They could miss the playoffs if they don't turn this season around soon, but there's actually still enough time for them to win that division.

[Anonymous No.55601573]

>>55601450
>>55601477
>>55601461
I have also been here since 09, 4chan is the first thing I see when I wake up and the last thing I see at night and I still have other hobbies and a gf. I am just an addict.

[Anonymous No.55601576]

WTF REDDIT BUY THE DIP
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
BUY THE DIP
REDDIT BUY

[Anonymous No.55601584]

Who here /raytheon/

[Anonymous No.55601588]

>>55601539
Bears are probably the only ones who have sex and children. Nobody that cares about the future wants to root for the current regime

[Anonymous No.55601616]

>>55601105
Why is my portfolio melting up today?

[Anonymous No.55601622]

been enjoying summer. havent been watchin the market much,

having trouble choosing what stocks to focus on with my poorfolio. its like 10 stocks which look tempting

[Anonymous No.55601624]

>>55601550
Oh and also shohei ohtani has publicly stated Jew York is the only team he won't play for. Lol. Lmao even.
>>55601573
>I still have other hobbies and a gf.
Sure me too *wink*

[Anonymous No.55601630]

>>55601588
I'm not apart of whatever weird wingnut fantasy you're apart of. I like shorting stocks and I have sex with women. I am okay with the "current regime" (whatever the fuck that means to white people who want to unload their AR in public spaces)

[Anonymous No.55601649]

>Goldman Sachs profits plunge 58% as dealmaking dries up
>Goldman Sachs reported a sharp drop in profit on Wednesday as dealmaking and trading, a core part of the mega bank’s business, dry up. The Wall Street titan also felt the pain of a nearly $1 billion reduction in the value of its consumer and real estate businesses.
>Goldman saw its investment banking revenue decline by about 20% in the second quarter of 2023, according to its latest earnings report, released Wednesday. Trading revenue also fell by 14%. Overall, profit fell by 58% from a year ago, to $1.2 billion.
>While Citigroup and Morgan Stanley also saw their profit decline, Goldman reported the largest drop of its peers.
Bank bros not like this. What can we do to fight anti-Semitism?

[Anonymous No.55601657]

tesla is gonna be at 400 by tomorrow's open

[Anonymous No.55601658]

>>55601588
It's pretty well documented that bobo's have the most sex per capita out of anyone in the markets.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55601662]

>>55601624
>implying he's not coming to the bronx to play in pinstripes
lmao

[Anonymous No.55601667]

ZION is going to cum

[Anonymous No.55601669]

>>55601649
>>55601649
Oh the horror, banks are not underwriting as many dogshit IPOs / SPACs these days. So dreadful.

[Anonymous No.55601670]

>>55601624
She's real to me

[Anonymous No.55601680]

>>55601658
Wtf? How are bears comfortable enough to just have butt sex in the suburbs? Are black bears retarded or something? You'd never see brown or grizzly bears doing this. Or maybe its just that black bears live closer to humans

[Anonymous No.55601687]

>>55601662
Sorry chud, he's coming to Detroit.

[Anonymous No.55601690]

knew i should have bought at&t monday.. JUST

[Anonymous No.55601696]

down she goes!

[Anonymous No.55601699]

>>55601657
Thank you I needed this.

[Anonymous No.55601704]

MRMD is cheap :^)

[Anonymous No.55601705]

[Anonymous No.55601714]

>>55601705
Look at the chubby one second from the right-most. Fatty.

[Anonymous No.55601723]

>>55601657
>cybertruck nowhere to be found
>elon pissed off the leftoids that buy his vehicles
Yeahnah

[Anonymous No.55601732]

>>55601550
Yankees would be a wildcard team in non AL East divisions. But they overpayed for an injury prone Stanton. And continue to bring in aging vets on bad contracts. They don't have a core other than Judge. I would like to see Ohtani move even if it's in pinstripes.

[Anonymous No.55601756]

>>55601704
Cool, thanks for shilling us an OTC 100M market cap biotech! Very awesome!

[Anonymous No.55601758]

>>55601212
My grandfather just called and told me about this lmfao not buying either of your bags

[Anonymous No.55601762]

WERE BACK WERE BACK

[Anonymous No.55601767]

>>55601732
He's probably going to end up in Seattle. Lots of Asians there.

[Anonymous No.55601768]

Remember, a stock that doesn’t pay dividends is a Ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.55601770]

>>55601657
I bought a 310c, you just know TSLAQ bobos are overleveraged on margin shorting it this week.

[Anonymous No.55601773]

>>55601705
me second from the right-most

[Anonymous No.55601775]

I just bought 50 shares of TSLL Elon better not fuck me over

[Anonymous No.55601777]

The Fed pulled it off. The lobster cobb salad at this expensive place near me in San Jose is flat YoY after surging 45% in 2022. Also this thing is massive. Could easily be a lunch for three.

[Anonymous No.55601778]

TSLA EARNINGS PREDICITIONS?? Say why u think so also. They’re the predominant way the world has decided to charge electric cars.. and I think EVs will continue. So I say we go to 400 until retard smokes weed on a podcast or blows up another rocket. Opinion?

[Anonymous No.55601784]

>>55601105
And niggers love crack and heroine, watermelon and malt liquor. Cheers jigaboo.

[Anonymous No.55601793]

>>55601777
Such deflation.
How will the lobster place stay in business now?

[Anonymous No.55601796]

the market could crash
and that fills me with dread
that might be when i
shoot myself in the head

[Anonymous No.55601798]

>>55601784
What's wrong with watermelon and malt liquor? Seems like a good way to beat the heat these summers!

[Anonymous No.55601803]

>>55601777
How much was it?

[Anonymous No.55601821]

>>55601777
Dude take your meds holy shit your autism is in overdrive

[Anonymous No.55601824]

>>55601257
Not yet, its gonna take a long while. This excess pumping is gonna break the hell out of something, its inevitable.

[Anonymous No.55601826]

>>55601390
it's all i know
i don't know nothin' else
it's
all
i
know
everything else is gay

[Anonymous No.55601830]

>>55601821
It's a reposted tweet

[Anonymous No.55601843]

>>55601770
Is it even worth buying TSLA calls when the IV% is juiced up so much?

[Anonymous No.55601844]

>>55601824
Not until next year. Only one who is going to get crushed is bobo.

[Anonymous No.55601846]

>>55601777
Checked but everyone knows Stouffer's lasagna is the only true inflation indicator.

[Anonymous No.55601856]

OMG
OMFG
WERE DOWN 0.25%

ITS FUCKING OVER OH MAN OH NO IM IM ONLY UP $36,000 INSTEAD OF $36,200

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH BOBOS WON RUN RUN SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

[Anonymous No.55601858]

>>55601803
$97 for the lobster cobb salad.

[Anonymous No.55601863]

>megacap tech shitting oceans of blood
>midcaps making respectable gains
Welp i tried to tell yas

[Anonymous No.55601864]

>>55601803
https://www.allmenus.com/ca/san-jose/22448-mccormick-schmicks-seafood-steaks/menu/

$30, this faggot >>55601858 is lying

[Anonymous No.55601866]

>>55601796
Don't talk like that poem anon. Your life is on the up and up.
>>55601858
Jesus Christ that's a goddamn rip off.

[Anonymous No.55601868]

market crash when

[Anonymous No.55601870]

>>55601844
I'm a bear, but I have to admit this image is great

[Anonymous No.55601872]

>>55601864
It's $97 you fucking schizo lmfao relax. You think that much lobster goes for $30?

[Anonymous No.55601875]

>>55601843
yes

[Anonymous No.55601886]

>>55601866
Is it?
I was trying to decide between that one and a slurp themed poem. But I'm not slurping today

[Anonymous No.55601892]

>>55601630
You're okay with people taking out 200k in debt for no reason, and if you aren't okay with the university system being garbage that extracts wealth from gullible children you would want to shoot random people?
You are the dumbest nigger to post on here that I've seen, I doubt you have shorted anything ever, and if "wingnuts" were going to do anything but chop down more forrests to build houses to move away from niggers like you they would have done it by now

[Anonymous No.55601894]

>>55601864
>>55601872
Well now I don't know who to trust

[Anonymous No.55601895]

How did this happen? How did we start heeming Europe so hard? Is it because our tech industry started booming again and tech is the highest-margin industry that can scale up really fast (software can scale super quickly while underlying costs are stable since its all just code logic lol)?

I'm guessing the Silicon Valley is partly the reason we started flying ahead of Europe so much

[Anonymous No.55601897]

>>55601326
>>55601352
I wonder where this dude is now.

[Anonymous No.55601904]

tsla earnings have fallen
billions must buy

[Anonymous No.55601915]

>>55601886
Yes. You actually occasionally talk to women from time to time. That puts you in the 99th percentile of /smg/ anons.

[Anonymous No.55601917]

Yeah I hold JEPI in my taxable account. What of it?

[Anonymous No.55601918]

>>55601892
I like how you're posting pictures of black people getting ripped off by shitty degrees when every single Asian-American knows the canonical dipshit who gets a useless college degree is some white woman getting a fine arts degree.

Black people aren't even going to college, why is your pasty ass even insinuating that black people getting dogshit degrees is the issue. In my university, the STEM programs were basicaly 80% Asian while all the useless humanities programs were all white.

[Anonymous No.55601925]

>>55601895
>How did this happen? How did we start heeming Europe so hard?
Shorted the shit out of euro with piigs. Then think tanks fucked their shit up even more than it already was.

[Anonymous No.55601928]

>>55601892
I remember applying to university and the tuition was $60,000 a year back in 2016, was such fucking bullshit - I can only imagine how retarded the pricing structure is now, imagine graduating with 240k of debt - holy shit

I knew it was a scam right then and there, self taught and started my own company 3 years later. Higher education is a scam, old idea that had some value before the internet came around

Can you declare bankruptcy on your student loans? If not I'd just move to another country to be honest, your never paying that shit back.

[Anonymous No.55601939]

>>55601824

[Anonymous No.55601942]

>>55601917
>What of it?
Well you've outed yourself as lacking adequate knowledge to make informed investment decisions, but that's pretty typical nowadays.

[Anonymous No.55601944]

Finally did some buying after months of sitting on the sidelines (I was scared). Bought son LAC and MP and shorted NVDA how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.55601950]

>>55601928
You cannot claim bankruptcy on student loans. That's why you are automatically approved for max loans without a credit check. The only way you escape student loans is if you die.

[Anonymous No.55601952]

>>55601928
>Can you declare bankruptcy on your student loans?
That's the best part, they're one of the only kind of loans where you can't.

[Anonymous No.55601955]

>>55601649
Unless other big shit like JPMorgan and Wells Fargo start to tank, its a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.55601968]

>>55601892
Modern slavery sure is sad.

[Anonymous No.55601971]

>>55601928
The worst people in universities are all the counselors and administrators ENCOURAGING their students to get terrible degrees without explaining to them that there is no demand for their degree in the job market. My psychology program in my university was 95% white kids who are probably now all working in Starbucks or forced to get a masters/PhD to avoid burnout. I spoke with a buddy in the psych programs and he was telling me how the program advisors / counselors do NOT talk about job prospects one bit.

Ultimately if you are a parent and you let your kids get a humanities degree then you've probably failed. It's why white american young adults get mogged socioeconomically across every metric compared to asian american young adults

[Anonymous No.55601974]

>>55601918
Yeah not reading, just another ungrateful darkie looking to bask in the glory that is White society. You say you hate us, say you're afraid of my AR15 but you just can't stay away can you?

[Anonymous No.55601976]

>>55601950
>>55601952
You can renounce citizenship and leave the country.

[Anonymous No.55601978]

>>55601897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfuN1fcIkq0

[Anonymous No.55602004]

>>55601864
>$30
That's before the tip.

[Anonymous No.55602012]

>>55601974
My pasty friend, all I'm saying is that it is very naive white kids getting humanities degrees that are completely useless to society while it is asian kids who are getting STEM degrees and actually commercializing intellectual property in America. That is how it works.

I am very concerned for white american because there seems to be an aversion to STEM / learning math at a young age. Most white kids are struggling with calculus in HS while Asian kids in HS are doing linear algebra and learning to code. White kids need to stop wasting their education opportunities

[Anonymous No.55602022]

>full
>intraday
>retracement

[Anonymous No.55602035]

>>55602012
Going to college at all is a waste. Just go to trade school

[Anonymous No.55602046]

>>55602035
Going to college is a waste DEPENDING on what you study there. Not all of us want to be literal tradies with back aches and an opiate addiction from shitty labor all day.

[Anonymous No.55602048]

>>55601915
What? No I don't, unless you count the occasional cashier, barista, or bartender.
Also, maybe I should have slurped that dip. I'm predicting it will close green
power hour lfg

[Anonymous No.55602050]

BOBROS! HOLD THE LINE! WE AT WAR! AVERAGE UP!

[Anonymous No.55602080]

>>55601944
>shorted NVDA how fucked am I?
>shorting a trillion dollar market cap company

[Anonymous No.55602095]

I’ve been buying Comcast lately and that’s paying off for me.

[Anonymous No.55602097]

>>55601105
Reminder that PLTR hit $19 today, down to 18 but its just people taking profit, $20 by eoy. I sold my $PLUG and put those profits into PLTR, hoping for 2x.

[Anonymous No.55602120]

>>55602080
Smokes lets go.

[Anonymous No.55602122]

i think i make more cobbee

[Anonymous No.55602125]

>>55602046
You can easily make 6 figures in trades once you earn your stripes, and your white collar cubicle cuck job is getting replaced by AI. Better but kneepads because even McDonald's will be automated before too long.
>>55602048
There was also the girl at the park. You also go out to eat alone which takes confidence as well.

[Anonymous No.55602132]

>>55602097
what the fuck does PLTR do again besides lie about incorporating AI into their tech?
>>55602125
>cubicle cuck jobs replaced by AI
Legal cuck jobs (shitty attorneys/ paralegals) will be replaced by AI really easily imo....not actually software devs or data analysts, etc

[Anonymous No.55602133]

Big Mumu heems
Little Bobo screams

[Anonymous No.55602134]

>>55602012
>it is very naive white kids getting humanities degrees that are completely useless to society
This is somewhat of a modern phenomenon. Originally, these sorts of token degrees were intended for the privileged elites with enough inherited wealth that they'd never feel the necessity of a real job.
Over the past decade or two, middle class white women have increasingly infiltrated these programs, thinking they're in good company. It is only upon graduation into 200k of debt and a job as a librarian or journalist that they realize the full scale of their financial mistakes.

Personally, I see no reason to care for the poor white trash, any more than you would care about the street shitters living in poverty in India.
They've made their bed, and now they lie there.

[Anonymous No.55602139]

>>55602012
Yeah that's why China is awesome and Hong Kong was starving, oh wait, dang it was the other way around wasn't it?
Listen Mr Diversity and inclusion promotion, the Chinks in America are exceptional, we don't share a border retard. Distance is a pretty good filter for talent. Go back you useless, soulless bugman

[Anonymous No.55602150]

>>55602125
The girl in the park was like a 60 year old woman
And I'm used to eating meals alone. I did it all throughout college
And holy fuck it's only wednesday I'm already so tired, idk how much more schizo market I can take

[Anonymous No.55602156]

>>55602139
Can you just stfu, zapata? No one believes you’re “white”. Kys.

[Anonymous No.55602162]

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

[Anonymous No.55602172]

>>55602162
WE'RE LOSING MONEY NIGGA LIFE SUCKS

[Anonymous No.55602176]

NICE TSLA CHART ESG MUMUS. BUNCH OF DIVERSITY HIRES. TAKE NO PRISONERS BOBROS

[Anonymous No.55602181]

>>55602132
AI will be able to code a million times faster and better than a pajeet or lanklet.
>>55602150
That's why you need to link up with scoopsies. I think you have a lot in common with that twink. Plus he's a code monkey toklo, maybe he can help you. As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another.

[Anonymous No.55602196]

>>55602134
>Over the past decade or two, middle class white women have increasingly infiltrated these programs, thinking they're in good company. It is only upon graduation into 200k of debt and a job as a librarian or journalist that they realize the full scale of their financial mistakes.
You have absolutely nailed it. These (mostly women) have not put in the effort to learn quantitative skills or problem-solving skills because the curricula for humanities / fine arts programs are really weak and don't actually help you prepare for business problems.

As you said, these fine arts degrees were always for the children of wealthy elites who didn't need to struggle in the job market.

Something that really ticks me off is when I hear these feminists / academia types talk about how women have a higher rate of bachelors / masters than men. And then they talk about the wage gap.

Not a single person who brags about the increasing rate of female's with bachelors degrees actually talks about WHAT the fucking degrees are in. The millions of white women across the country getting "educated" are actually paying for exorbitant diplomas in psychology or sociology or creative writing.

[Anonymous No.55602198]

Feels like just last thread I was asking when we'd see a resurgence or retarded SPAC merger scam pumps. Turns out I was just a few hours early in predicting the new trend.

Check out CLBR

>About PublicSq.
>PublicSq. is an app and website that connect freedom-loving Americans to high-quality businesses that share their values, both online and in their local communities. The primary mission of the platform is to help consumers "shop their values" and put purpose behind their purchases.
lmao

[Anonymous No.55602202]

>>55602162
I've been asking myself that my whole life.

[Anonymous No.55602206]

>VMW still undervalued by $60 on the Broadcom buyout

[Anonymous No.55602207]

>>55602172
Embrace the suck.

[Anonymous No.55602210]

>>55602162
I ask myself this question as well
I sat on my stairs this morning telling myself that I was going to do better today

yet here I am

[Anonymous No.55602212]

>>55602181
I understand that pajeets are stereotypical coooders, but what do lanklets have to do with coding?

[Anonymous No.55602215]

ARE WE HOLDING OUR TSLA CALLS OVERNIGHT????

[Anonymous No.55602217]

gonna meet an escort tonight to celebrate my shorts from earlier this month. never been to one before. other than the obvious stuff what should i look out for?

[Anonymous No.55602219]

this market wanted higher

[Anonymous No.55602226]

>>55602217
how big is her penis?

[Anonymous No.55602241]

>>55602212
It's a job that requires absolutely no physical activity, also it's a job almost entirely staffed by people with autism. Autistic people are very picky about what they consume therefore generally they are very skinny. The lack of physical activity combined with the picky eating usually equates to a lanklet. See scoopsies and poem anon as an example.
>>55602217
Make sure you don't get drugged and/or robbed.

[Anonymous No.55602244]

>>55602217
her penis

[Anonymous No.55602253]

>>55602156
You better start capitalizing White you dumb lazy nigger. You think Hispanics aren't going to start identifying as White? As soon as they aren't able to leverage their identity for gibs they are going to flip faster than you can say "you can't flim flam the zim man" and it's over for you

[Anonymous No.55602260]

>>55602162
>that face when she's thinking of raising the good boy points needed for nugs and blowies

[Anonymous No.55602266]

>Powerball is over $1 billion
>if you win and take the lump sum, the government takes 70%
What kind of Jewish magic is this?

[Anonymous No.55602271]

>>55602217
relax and have a good time
enjoy!

[Anonymous No.55602272]

>>55602217
Go to a secondary location so you don't get robbed at home later. No kissing. Negotiate and confirm everything before starting.

[Anonymous No.55602282]

>>55602241
No, lanklets are healthy and fine and probably are very active + eat a good diet.

What you are talking about is skinnyfat autists who are too picky to eat whole foods so they just eat their specific interest foods like a cheese pizza with sprite (and ONLY sprite nothing else).

>The lack of physical activity combined with the picky eating usually equates to a lanklet.
wrong. it equates to a SKINNYFATLET.

Do not ever imply that us lanklets are unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.55602283]

>>55602266
>1 billion? What do you need 500 million for? Look, 300 million is plenty.

[Anonymous No.55602285]

>>55602215
Bump

[Anonymous No.55602287]

>>55602266
The kind where the lotto is the IQ tax

[Anonymous No.55602288]

WHY DID THE POWER HOUR RALLY STOP?!
>>55602241
I'm not a lanklet, I was quite chubby recently until I started running again
And... I'm still not lanklet enough yet

[Anonymous No.55602290]

pullback or new highs - what do you think will be the deciding factor?

[Anonymous No.55602291]

>>55602156
>see no wrong
This man is based. Though I like baba despite him.

[Anonymous No.55602294]

>BREAKING: Apple is building an AI chatbot called 'Apple GPT.'

>The company has developed a framework called "Ajax" and has deployed Apple GPT within internal systems.

>A consumer product is aimed for next year.

I hope Apple GPT helps me code better than ChatGPT does

[Anonymous No.55602295]

>>55602266
just be happy with your 300 million

[Anonymous No.55602303]

AI WILL DO THIS
AI WILL DO THAT
2 MORE WEEKS

[Anonymous No.55602306]

>>55602294
>learn 2 code
Why?

[Anonymous No.55602313]

I'm going all in on ZION with 5x Leverage. GS proves that earnings do not matter, banks only go UP

[Anonymous No.55602314]

>>55602282
>do not ever imply that us lanklets are unhealthy
You best check your tone with your superiors.
>>55602288
Last time we talked you seemed quite malnourished. My recumbent bike shows up tomorrow though and I'm pretty excited
>>55602287
I bought 5 tickets just for shits. Didn't realize the government Jews you that hard on lotto winnings. Would probably take the annuity.

[Anonymous No.55602323]

>>55602266
Zelenskyy needs some suborbital railguns

[Anonymous No.55602333]

>>55602306
If you didn't know yet, ChatGPT Code Interpreter basically allows you to be a 100x more productive / better data analyst or software dev.

If you have minimal knowledge of Python Pandas and also SQL then you can use ChatGPT for progressional-level projects. Of course you should still be decent with Python libraries like pandas, matplotlib, scikit, and maybe pytorch as well as SQL

But you can still have ChatGPT do most of the work.

[Anonymous No.55602352]

UVXY is winning
the end is coming

[Anonymous No.55602357]

Someone quickly tell me how to turn $600 into 10k using only options with zero prior experience or know how

[Anonymous No.55602367]

>>55602357
0dte calls on SPY

[Anonymous No.55602370]

>>55602295
No I will not! I'm also assuming after you get that $300 million, he greasy Jews in the government probably tax it again as personal income and take another 25%

[Anonymous No.55602382]

>>55602357
borrow margin and buy tesla calls

[Anonymous No.55602396]

>>55602357
You don't. Shit takes years to get good. Pic related is my fuck around options portfolio.

[Anonymous No.55602397]

>>55602333
>progressional
professional*
lol

But basically my point is that AI / ChatGPT and other LLMs are not going to *reduce* demand for software developers / data scientists but actually *increase* that labor market, as there is going to be a lot of people who can apply their business intelligence or statistical acumen at scale now with these LLMs writing entire jupyter notebooks training on swaths of data at a time for you

[Anonymous No.55602400]

>>55602382
ok satan

[Anonymous No.55602402]

>>55602382
Lol earnings tonight.. you think it will be good?

[Anonymous No.55602406]

What the fuck is going on today? It's not just green, it's retard levels of green. Like everything's up 10% and over lmao

[Anonymous No.55602410]

>>55602357
No I will not! I'm also assuming after you get that $10k, the greasy Jews in the government probably tax it again as personal income and take another 25%

[Anonymous No.55602412]

>>55602314
My penis is bigger than like 90% of the population simply because im a lanklet who is not fat. You will worship my penis, fatty.

[Anonymous No.55602415]

>>55602402
If Elon if utters the word AI the stock will shoot up 25% because this is a clown market.

[Anonymous No.55602416]

>>55602241
>>55602271
>>55602272
we're meeting at a hotel i'm assuming. initially i asked for friday but she probably doesn't want to book a hotel for a whole week just for 1 hour. i don't plan on getting robbed and i hope she's not a cop. from what she's told me so far, its all vanilla and no kissing. i'm gonna verify with her before i go if its in general or just the lips. i'd like to suck on her badonka donks and really just motorboat her tits and ass.

all of this thanks to shorting PLTR earlier and coming out with a profit of 10k. so now i'm just waiting for another entry price to buy more shares, as well as another resistance level to short again. tech in general looks like it wants to drop, but indicators so far are up

[Anonymous No.55602418]

>>55602402
no i expect it to go terribly but its a possible way to turn 600 into 10k in the shortest amount of time

[Anonymous No.55602422]

>>55602397
But the point of AI was to reduce costs through less laborforce, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55602425]

>>55602290
Pullback, inflation being defeated means big boy investors can stop buying puts and park their gains in bonds leaving more sellers than buyers. Also capital requirements are going to dry up all the nigquitity putting a damper on earnings (most tech above 40 forward p/e) and lynching buying pressure for meme stocks from pajeets using their student loans to buy calls before they get booted back to their shit holes because tech is trimming diversity hires.

[Anonymous No.55602429]

>>55602418
I was thinking about buying in for 10 shares.. my cost average is 160 right now

[Anonymous No.55602431]

>>55602415
Wouldn't trust my life to AI. MAX for parking.

[Anonymous No.55602434]

>>55602412
I've posted my penis and left this general in awe many times. You will kneel lanklet.

[Anonymous No.55602442]

>>55601939
kek who's that guy?

[Anonymous No.55602451]

>>55602416
Good luck anon!

Odds = Anon gets robbed
Evens = Anon gets an STI
Dubs = Anon has a nice time with his escort date

(Olmec told me to hire an escort and quit my job and so far I've done neither. But I'm going to quit my job in a couple weeks. I'm too nervous to get an escort.)

[Anonymous No.55602452]

>>55602422
So let me tell you this as an ex-lawyer and current data analystfag.

The entire legal industry is going to have their costs cut and labor force reduce HUGELY because every single FUCKING thing that dipshit paralegals struggle with can be done instantaneously with AI, including drafting those letters they pretend only they can draft.

AI is going to wipe out the legal industry and I'm happy about it.

All the correspondence and docketing will be automated because dipshit lawyers can just ask LLMs to docket.

You don't realize how happy this makes me.

You don't realize how much I hate paralegals (from my firm and when corresponding with other firms).

I fucking hate you Elena you dumb bitch paralegal. Fuck you for making years of my life uncomfortable and best and horrible at worst.

[Anonymous No.55602453]

>>55602406
market erotic

[Anonymous No.55602454]

>>55602314
I’d also take the annuity. I don’t trust myself not to blow through the lump sum like a fucking moron. 30 years to get accustomed to 8 figure annual income. But I don’t have any lotto tickets anyway

[Anonymous No.55602462]

>>55602442
Irving Fisher, perhaps the first celebrity economist. He was so wrong about the 1929 crash, we are still making memes about him today.

[Anonymous No.55602465]

>>55602425
the illegals should have been the ones arrested wtf

[Anonymous No.55602467]

>>55602406
Bad news do not matter, buy buy buy, buy the shit earnings too, entire july is 90% like this strong retard energy

[Anonymous No.55602466]

>>55602442
he doesn't know the permanent high plateau
kek, omegakek even

[Anonymous No.55602473]

Buy SOXL and TQQQ right now. That's it

[Anonymous No.55602477]

>>55602451
anon...... WHY?!

[Anonymous No.55602479]

>>55602454
The drawing is tonight so grab at least one. Also the problem with the annuity is if you die, the government keeps the rest. It's why you are basically always told to take the lump sum.

[Anonymous No.55602485]

I could honestly start a whole thread on /biz/ about my experiences working at a law firm with moronic technically incompetent boomers (and even technically incompetent humanities zoomers) and how AI will reduce labor demand for the entire industry because everyone is such a replaceable dipshit.

[Anonymous No.55602489]

>>55602452
Good thing I quit my legal studies. Well not really, but I couldn't finish due to severe illness and now so much time has passed and my interests after this battle have shifted, that it doesn't make sense anymore.

[Anonymous No.55602503]

>>55602425
when would you expect this rotation? the report was some days ago already, and the momentum feels unchanged

[Anonymous No.55602504]

>>55602462
>Permanently high plateau

Yeah I think we are so gonna get fucked with another bubble popping and its gonna make Krakatoa sound quiet by comparison.

[Anonymous No.55602514]

>>55602489
Good, run away from the legal field and do not look back. Demand for lawyers and paralegals has been waning for a while and now that LLMs are proving they can draft filings and docket automatically, AI is going to wipe out the fucking industry even faster than it already has.


HAHAHAHA holy fuck the biggest piece of shit I have met in my life is a FOIA attorney and i think his firm is getting heeemed since people can just write FOIAs with AI

[Anonymous No.55602515]

>>55602452
>nobody will know the law any more because law will all be done by ai
>nobody will create art any more because ai does it infinitely faster and cheaper for all purposes
>only jobs that wont be automated are the coal mines and government enforcers
bullish for nvda

[Anonymous No.55602522]

boring day

[Anonymous No.55602536]

>>55602477
Just goofing off :) You'll have a good time. If you're smart enough to make money on the market without going bankrupt you're smart enough to smell a scam.

Relax and enjoy touching soft girly flesh.

[Anonymous No.55602559]

>>55602515
I don't think it's that nobody will know the law anymore. You still need a lot of intelligent attorneys who can parse through the logic of arguments and concoct creative, if not tortured, legal arguments to get your clientele out of shit.

It's that the paralegals and administrative assistants, secretaries, etc will all be wiped out. This is good because paralegals, adminstrative assistants, etc etc are all fucking useless and slow turnaround time for legal filings SO MUCH

I FUCKING HATE LAW FIRMS I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH MY LIFE WAS MISERABLE THERE

[Anonymous No.55602560]

I lost so much today

[Anonymous No.55602562]

WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.55602575]

AI will lead us into a glorious age of techno-anarchy.

[Anonymous No.55602577]

>>55602536
i don't think i can anon, i'm a khv. at the very least i know where to put it in, the real issue will be if i can get it up, and last long enough. i'm not too concerened with what she's going to think about me or mini me. i just want to get my money's worth

[Anonymous No.55602582]

Last chance for tesla under 300. Niggers will say AI 200 times and send it.

[Anonymous No.55602584]

>>55602514
I don't even know why I did all this shit. Never really had the attention to become a lawyer. And working as a legal assistant in a company would even be worse. Just thinking about those faggot clients all the time calling the lawyer I had my internship at (germany) is infuriating. I was going to pass the tests but became ill beforehand. But at the same time I also knew that I'm not going to become a lawyer after that internship. This despite me loving to argue and have debates. Would have needed to become a scholar, but for that I would have needed really good grades and I wasn't that much of a nerd.

[Anonymous No.55602593]

>>55602562
Reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG-X1iOQBXE

[Anonymous No.55602602]

>>55602577
Yeah I havent had sex in 12 years because I couldn't get it up with my HS gf and haven't tried again since.

Honestly it was much easier for me with a HJ or BJ so maybe try that. Worst case you can just spend your time licking some nips and spanking some booty and then going home and jerking off kek

[Anonymous No.55602606]

Days like today when I barely squeak out of a trade with some profit when it kept aggressively going against me makes me consider picking up a job. But...I don't want to go back into an office.

[Anonymous No.55602608]

Howard Hughes Corp.
>The case has been made that the company's real estate holdings are undervalued
>Management has been buying up the stock
>Howard Hughes has grown its income-producing asset base at an impressive clip. At just $77 per share, the stock is actually cheaper than it was in 2013, yet over that 10-year span, NOI from operating assets has surged more than fourfold, to $239 million. Plus, HHC is poised to be a compounding machine for decades to come, taking advantage of the massive development runway within its already owned communities.

Meanwhile, though the business has weathered the stormclouds of higher interest rates, its shares have dropped 25% over the past 12 months. However, weather-beaten short-term-focused sellers are overlooking something:value.

We strongly believe that the Company’s collection of properties is worth far more than its current stock price. Public market investors often have trouble ascribing appropriate value for non-income-producing assets, like land (which makes up a significant portion of HHC’s overall value)—which may be part of why HHC is trading at a sizable discount to its intrinsic value. Erring on the side of caution and using what we consider to be extremely conservative real estate valuation assumptions, we estimate that the Company’s intrinsic value is at least $104 a share today, roughly 35% above the recent stock price.

https://boyarresearch.substack.com/p/junes-opportunity-issue?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share

[Anonymous No.55602611]

>>55602584
>ust thinking about those faggot clients all the time calling the lawyer I had my internship at (germany) is infuriating.
Kek. What kind of clients/law did you work in with your internship?

[Anonymous No.55602614]

>>55602577
Its a whore. You don't have to give a shit about lasting long enough. Getting it up is going to be more challenging than you think unless you're a sexual deviant like scoopsies

[Anonymous No.55602628]

>>55602608
>?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share

[Anonymous No.55602636]

The stock market has reached a permanently high plateau.

[Anonymous No.55602637]

CNBC IS TOUTING CARVANA AND YOU ARE NOT SHORTING

[Anonymous No.55602638]

>>55602577
>issue will be if i can get it up
>i just want to get my money's worth
viagra will solve both problems

[Anonymous No.55602640]

>>55602582
I keep flipping between buying shares or buying tsls..

[Anonymous No.55602645]

>>55602637
oh but I am short

[Anonymous No.55602648]

>>55602637
N-no... not like this...

[Anonymous No.55602649]

>>55602645
You have no idea how short I am.

[Anonymous No.55602664]

>>55602636
I reckon the plateau will take a huge nosedive like a cliff by September/October

[Anonymous No.55602669]

>>55602628
>55602608
I don't make urls. Is that bad?

[Anonymous No.55602671]

>>55602602
man go to a doctor and get that fixed, and stop watching porn

[Anonymous No.55602678]

>>55602602
thanks anon

>>55602614
i meant more like being able to go at it for the majority of the time. not needing a 15 minute break or something.

>>55602638
i don't have any on hand, does that need a prescription or can i just get buzzed?

[Anonymous No.55602682]

>>55602611
Well, to correct myself, it was a lawfirm for public procurement law? You know, when the state wants to build something and private firms can apply. But at the time I had an internship he also had one client for a completely different subject. It was a case for intellectual property and that guy called so often and wrote emails, literal spam. The other thing was interesting, I even wrote a part of what we'd use in court because the lawyer liked my idea and reasoning in this particular case. But the judge is a fag who had a contradicting opinion which we knew beforehand since he's also a commentator in those books where they comment on indiviual laws. So even with new arguments, we couldn't turn this fucker, cause he probably (even if my argument was good) wants to contradict himself with a judgment. So even judges are fuckers which I also realized in my internship at court.

[Anonymous No.55602684]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55602687]

>>55602669
Oh, they're just tracking info for Substack's advertising. Try replacing values after = with fun words!

[Anonymous No.55602689]

>>55602684
heemed by .83%

[Anonymous No.55602692]

>>55602684
a little red. fomo'd into tesla literally last minute

[Anonymous No.55602693]

>>55602684
-$989.58
(-0.98%)
Today's Gain/Loss

it's aight, make 3.5k yesterday

[Anonymous No.55602695]

Let’s find out if I’m going to kill myself tonight or not

[Anonymous No.55602698]

>>55602684
+0.44 gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55602700]

>>55601105
>He still didn't buy COIN
Kek

[Anonymous No.55602704]

>>55602678
>does that need a prescription
depends on where you're living, you can get weaker alternatives or buy from india
haven't tried though

[Anonymous No.55602705]

>>55602684
Im holding my CVNA overnight then im gonna short it

[Anonymous No.55602706]

>>55602684
-0.37%

[Anonymous No.55602708]

>>55602684
BOIL

[Anonymous No.55602712]

>>55602687
Kek. I appreciate you, anon

[Anonymous No.55602715]

>>55602684
basically flat, mostly cash waiting for something good

>>55602704
what about that horny goat weed tea? or is that something thats just taken to thin the blood over time?

[Anonymous No.55602716]

It used to be a joke but I think I'm actually starting to hate women. I realized I click don't recommend channel on YouTube when a woman is in the thumbnail. I just assume a chick is using her gender to get views and thirsty beta orbiters like a "femanon" would here. Even for cooking videos or art n shit. Is this normal? Also fuck you jannies nothing has happened in stocks since 2020.

[Anonymous No.55602721]

>>55602684
-8% or something but the real determination for me will come from tsla earnings, im mentally ready for it to go wrong and my option contract to open tomorrow half off

[Anonymous No.55602726]

>>55602684
My portfolio farded and shidded itself to the tune of -2.92% today.

[Anonymous No.55602727]

TSLL 1.5x tsla leverage.. Elon please say cybertruck and bring out Keanu reeves and have him say AI Keanu reeves pilot or some dogshit….

[Anonymous No.55602732]

>>55602503
Idk don't keep up on bank earnings but I feel like it's going to happen after the last big ones and after the next fed meeting. If dollar actually drops more or any hint of pivot or a faster bailout through student loans it's probably not happening in 2023

[Anonymous No.55602734]

>>55602684
Cash: +$11
Funfolio: +0.52%
Overall: -0.06%

My $384/$386 spreads would have gotten stomped the fuck out there if I didn't dump at breakeven. Should have taken profit at the last top but I got greedy.

Let's spin it with $TSLA now.

[Anonymous No.55602738]

>>55602727
lmao good one

[Anonymous No.55602739]

What time is TSLA er

[Anonymous No.55602740]

>>55602684
Perfection

[Anonymous No.55602747]

>>55602740

[Anonymous No.55602751]

Down she goes!

[Anonymous No.55602754]

TSLA bros... it's over

[Anonymous No.55602757]

>>55601155

[Anonymous No.55602765]

Lmao omg

[Anonymous No.55602766]

>>55602684
Up by £200 more than yesterday

[Anonymous No.55602769]

SELL
LAMO SELLL

[Anonymous No.55602778]

sorry guys, it's cus i bought calls

[Anonymous No.55602779]

>>55602751
>>55602754
Did someone set up us the earnings miss?

[Anonymous No.55602780]

GO UP FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.55602789]

Fuck everything, I'm cash gang for now

[Anonymous No.55602793]

Quick someone tell Elon to mention AI a few times

[Anonymous No.55602800]

thats a booty ass earnings report from tsla good luck bulls

[Anonymous No.55602802]

Pictured: Judaism

[Anonymous No.55602809]

what did tsla mean by this

[Anonymous No.55602814]

Every company has a fiduciary responsibility to say AI every day

[Anonymous No.55602818]

That's it. The market isn't going up. Tomorrow we turn.

[Anonymous No.55602820]

>>55602779
now it's up

[Anonymous No.55602826]

slurpers working overtime.

[Anonymous No.55602848]

Netflix dropping, Amazon with it,

[Anonymous No.55602850]

>>55602814
tsla has been saying AI for years now though, and its just as much of a nothing burger as it was then.

[Anonymous No.55602851]

Nice margins tesla bulls. only down 40% in 1 year

[Anonymous No.55602855]

>>55602820
Check again

[Anonymous No.55602863]

>>55602850
Also we had a huge run up.
It was literally
>priced in
HAHA MUMUFAGS
PRICED IN RIGHT BACK AT YA

[Anonymous No.55602864]

>>55602848
I'm consistently impressed by how much better of a company NFLX is than WBD, despite producing such inferior shows.

[Anonymous No.55602866]

>>55602855
>red before earnings
bullish for tomorrow, we're saved sisters

[Anonymous No.55602868]

>>55602855

[Anonymous No.55602871]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55602876]

Alright see you clowns tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55602890]

AA!

[Anonymous No.55602891]

>>55602866
The mind of a Mumu

[Anonymous No.55602901]

>>55602866
>before earnings
>before

[Anonymous No.55602912]

>>55602684
+0.4%
Comfy

[Anonymous No.55602914]

Please rember that wen u feel scare or bearish, always remember ttimes wen u feeled bullish
Wen day is red, alway rember green day :)

[Anonymous No.55602917]

>>55602726
What is going on in this webm? Is that poop?

[Anonymous No.55602941]

>>55602684
So close. And yet, still so far...

[Anonymous No.55602940]

>>55602851
WHY ARE THERE SO FEW MENTIONS OF AI IN THIS GODDAMN DECK

[Anonymous No.55602942]

Tsla to 310

[Anonymous No.55602972]

>>55602684
round about +0.25%. I'll call it a crab day.

[Anonymous No.55602994]

ZIONchads just keep winning

[Anonymous No.55603012]

>>55602917
Just a cheeky poop on the go.

[Anonymous No.55603025]

>>55603012
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.55603037]

>>55602942
kek ,no

[Anonymous No.55603046]

TSLA doing a lot better than NFLX

[Anonymous No.55603049]

>>55603012
holy fuck, poor guy.

[Anonymous No.55603052]

also why is there no new thread

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55603062]

OH FUCK YOU MUSK!!! WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS DOUBLE MISS CRAP!! I DON'T NEED THIS DOUBLE MISS CRAP!! I HATE DOUBLE MISS CRAP!! MY CALLS ARE GOING TO GO TO ZERO NOW!!

[Anonymous No.55603078]

>>55603062
Heh, baggie once again lives up to his name

[Anonymous No.55603080]

the only thing that matters is the conference in an hour

[Anonymous No.55603086]

>>55603076
>>55603076
>>55603076

[Anonymous No.55603088]

Less gross profit than Q3 2022, less operating margin etc. Yes mroe revenue, but less profit. 300 is the top, it won't even reach that. Also rates are higher now.

[Anonymous No.55603094]

>>55603062
Only 3 guarantees in life. Death, taxes, and baggot being a dirty baggie nigger.

[Anonymous No.55603109]

>>55603062
kek, baggie

[Anonymous No.55603890]

>>55602726
This one always gets me