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[Anonymous No.55610545]

thankful for our moderators edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.55610554]

pppppppppuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmppppppppppp

[Anonymous No.55610558]

LFG

[Anonymous No.55610561]

I'M RED

[Anonymous No.55610562]

Green by 10am

[Anonymous No.55610566]

we end green today

[Anonymous No.55610567]

Just hike by 50 and teach stupid bratty market corrective punishment.

[Anonymous No.55610570]

ALL THE LITTLE BOBO'S KNOW!

[Anonymous No.55610572]

A sword day! A red day! 'Ere the market opens!

[Anonymous No.55610573]

>Tesla dumped
>ASML dumped
>Apple fucked
>Taiwan semi fucked
>AI confirmed meme
Tech should be fucking dying right now.

[Anonymous No.55610577]

MCD lost the hot nugget lawsuit. You will never be served hot nugs again.

[Anonymous No.55610579]

I bought the exact top of PLTR. I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.55610580]

[Anonymous No.55610589]

>>55610580
janny seething

[Anonymous No.55610592]

My bags are already pumping, today's gonna be a good day

[Anonymous No.55610595]

>AAL beat earnings by 22%
>goes down
This market is so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.55610596]

Stop pumping EU you faggot burgers, stick to your own shitstocks.

[Anonymous No.55610598]

The market is healing

[Anonymous No.55610599]

>>55610577
But are they working on ai generated nugs?

[Anonymous No.55610607]

>>55610579
20 by end of month fren

[Anonymous No.55610610]

what's wrong bobo?

[Anonymous No.55610614]

Today the rally kicks into high gear. Once people realize that even bad earnings won't make a dent in the indices it'll surge at twice the speed

[Anonymous No.55610620]

bears are so fucking retarded i swear

[Anonymous No.55610621]

Good investments for a 2-3 year time horizon?

[Anonymous No.55610624]

>>55610577
cycle continues

[Anonymous No.55610627]

>>55610624
saved

[Anonymous No.55610628]

>>55610595
Taiwan semi see less demand for chips. ASML is selling less machines. Tech should be fucking dying right now.

[Anonymous No.55610631]

BOBOS IM SORRY

BOBOS PLEASE HAVE MERCY IM SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF YOU

PLEASE BOBO

[Anonymous No.55610638]

>>55610614
That's a very interesting take, go on...

[Anonymous No.55610644]

>>55610621
GME

[Anonymous No.55610653]

> nasdaq : from -0.93 % to -0.57%
> BULLBROS WE ARE SOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

[Anonymous No.55610656]

>my oil stocks are finally pumpin'

[Anonymous No.55610657]

>>55610620
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1689860315623126.webm

[Anonymous No.55610659]

>>55610595
Yeah wtf? I bought AAL at $10 been waiting patiently for it to reach $20 cuz I like 100% returns.

My patience has its limits!

[Anonymous No.55610660]

>>55610621
is this anon gonna die?

[Anonymous No.55610673]

>>55610644
I'll pass on that one

[Anonymous No.55610684]

>>55610614
But for what reason? What drives it up then? Except money and the hope to make more money on the money of others and hope to get the last chair (you know that game). I see the game is called something like "musical chairs" in the anglosphere? I germany it's called "Trip to Jerusalem". That's fitting for the market.

[Anonymous No.55610685]

I glad I got rid of my TSLA at $280

[Anonymous No.55610686]

>>55610621
She break her neck sucking herself off? Swear this cunts only insert into any conversation is 'im a woman!'

[Anonymous No.55610690]

>>55610673
Coward

[Anonymous No.55610703]

>>55610638
Yields surging + bad earnings and the market is still recovering. Confidence will be insane when we close green

[Anonymous No.55610725]

>>55610703
Plunge protection team

[Anonymous No.55610726]

DO NOT REDEEM THE NETFLIX

[Anonymous No.55610734]

I’m slurping AMD. Nothing can stop this rally.

[Anonymous No.55610739]

CVNA sisters...

[Anonymous No.55610742]

>>55610673
BBBYQ

[Anonymous No.55610754]

every decision i've ever made in my entire life has been wrong.

[Anonymous No.55610762]

>>55610638
So this... correction. What makes you so certain of it? Perhaps you should consider the v-shaped recovery that takes place every day in the market? Please... go on.

[Anonymous No.55610765]

>>55610739
Tempted to buy puts on this turd, but then it will probably be slurped by Plebbit.

[Anonymous No.55610767]

>>55610754
same, which is why i jsut want to be comfy neet doing nothing all day

[Anonymous No.55610768]

This is ridiculous, tech had an 8 month long bull run predicated upon a fake meme like AI and now that it’s been revealed to be a nothing burger the nasdaq 100 has barely crashed.

[Anonymous No.55610773]

There are people in this thread that actually believed stocks would go down today. Stocks will never go down ever again

[Anonymous No.55610789]

>>55610754
Tell us your plays for today

[Anonymous No.55610800]

>>55610768
NVDA already recovering

[Anonymous No.55610803]

>>55610734
>TSMC announces demand drop and delays factory
>anon buys more AMD

[Anonymous No.55610812]

>>55610768
>the nasdaq 100 has barely crashed.
What on earth makes you even consider calling it a crash to begin with?

[Anonymous No.55610816]

>>55610768
>now that it’s been revealed to be a nothing burger
what the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.55610817]

10Y Yields going up - should I be concerned?

[Anonymous No.55610820]

>They don't see the inverse head and shoulders on the monthly S&P

[Anonymous No.55610821]

>>55610803
>he still thinks earnings matter

[Anonymous No.55610840]

>>55610579
as long as that shit doesnt dive down back to 10 you're fine lil bro

[Anonymous No.55610849]

it's my fault tesla died >>55601155

[Anonymous No.55610880]

IF DONT NOBODY GOT ME I KNOW PLUNGE PROTECSHUN TEAM GOT ME

[Anonymous No.55610892]

>>55610754
At least you’re consistent.

[Anonymous No.55610895]

just caught a 12 hour twitter ban for saying 'stay mad goy'

why are the goyim so sensitive these days

[Anonymous No.55610897]

>US earnings suck
>Burgers immediatelly switch over to EU stocks
Faggots

[Anonymous No.55610899]

BUSINESS!

[Anonymous No.55610908]

Midcaps are the only thing supporting this shit market

[Anonymous No.55610909]

>Nikkei225
>-1.23%

What the FUCK is wrong with Japan?

[Anonymous No.55610920]

>>55610899
>nokia earnings today
>i have $80k in telco stocks
>guidance already lowered
dear god my networth is about to be obliterated

[Anonymous No.55610922]

>>55610899
With some of those companies!

[Anonymous No.55610923]

>>55610817
Yes - but not super, super concerned (yet)
If you see the 10yr cross 4% and keep going up, likewise the 5yr cross 5% and keep going up, you should be very concerned - sell everything concerned
but if it doesn't continue to rapidly rise, cools off, or stays at this level, then stay long
Keep watching it

[Anonymous No.55610927]

>>55610899
I forgot about some of these companies.

[Anonymous No.55610936]

Why tf is this shit pumping?

[Anonymous No.55610940]

>TSLA
>ARKK
>QQQ
>SOXL

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

fuck it, I'm not watching today anymore

[Anonymous No.55610943]

>>55610923
sorry, 2yr cross 5%

[Anonymous No.55610948]

>wake up
>the DOW has a Giga Green Dildo
every day

[Anonymous No.55610950]

>>55610762
Ok, I think that's enough playtime for today. Now hand me my clipboard and say ahhhh

[Anonymous No.55610986]

Hello.

The crash is starting now.

[Anonymous No.55610985]

Netflx just wiping out what would otherwise be a great gainz day for me. Thank GOD I have link.

[Anonymous No.55610993]

looking at TSM and DFS

[Anonymous No.55610994]

literally where is this money going even bonds are down

[Anonymous No.55610995]

>>55610920
>dear god my networth is about to be obliterated
$100k is not a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.55611000]

>>55610994
dax

[Anonymous No.55611006]

>>55610994
To the void, money isn’t real.

[Anonymous No.55611007]

>he doesn't buy even on mini dips
such as all you niggers saying ATT and verizon are done earlier this week.
my only complaint is i didn't buy on the absolute low of the mini dip
NGMI

[Anonymous No.55611017]

>nasdaq going up faster than I can refresh the page

BOBOS, RESPONSE?

[Anonymous No.55611027]

>>55611017
>nasdaq going up faster than I can refresh the page
which nasdaq are you looking at? There's a few of them.

[Anonymous No.55611037]

Wow this is one of the more retarded, irrational selloffs I've seen in a while. I get the whole "sell the news" thing but seriously, who the fuck saw the recent batch of earnings and thought "oh shit the world is ending sell it all!"?? I'm guessing literally no one, and this is just faggot speculators trying to do what they did all 2022. Bunch of fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.55611043]

>>55611017
>this is the state of mumus
>"refreshing the page"
>not using their broker / charting platform
>"refreshing a page"
This is who is on your side, mumus.

[Anonymous No.55611052]

Hi guys. Sorry for the dumb question.
Can someone please explain to me what the practical (non-trading) value of having stock in a company that doesn't pay dividends is? In simple terms, please.

[Anonymous No.55611060]

>>55611052
Lurk moar. Fag.

[Anonymous No.55611061]

>>55610994
They put it in drums and dump it in the Gulf of Mexico.

[Anonymous No.55611065]

THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT WOOOAH

[Anonymous No.55611067]

>>55611037
Shut the fuck up moron, the real economy is in the toilet. The entire stock market is being propped up by bank and tech stocks and they’re all shit because banks are going to get wiped out and tech is being gayed up by fake AI.

[Anonymous No.55611069]

>>55611037
Dude the market and even the stocks that tanked are still up from Monday, wth are you even on about?

[Anonymous No.55611073]

v-shaped recovery in progress. Unfortunately it's in the opposite direction.

[Anonymous No.55611074]

>>55611052
Company makes more money = company is worth more = stock goes up

[Anonymous No.55611082]

Waiting out for this downtrend to end. It's too early for a reversal on it but buyers are trying.

[Anonymous No.55611083]

>>55611052
If the stock pays no dividends and you don't intend to sell the stock at a later date for capital gains then the only other reason to own stocks would be voting rights, eg to vote on board members and things like that. But a company that is profitable usually has to pay dividends for tax reasons.

[Anonymous No.55611092]

>>55610909
>Economy hasn't grown in 30+ years
>Demographics in terminal decline
>Work culture that hasn't changed in 30+ years
I mean, take your pick.

[Anonymous No.55611095]

>>55611017
QQQ is dying
I cant breathe

[Anonymous No.55611106]

Daily reminder that we saw a 20% drop in tax receipts to June
Daily reminder that a recession has NEVER, not once in all US history, been avoided with a 20% drop in tax receipts
Never. Not once.
https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/monthly-treasury-statement/summary-of-receipts-by-source-and-outlays-by-function-of-the-u-s-government
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/A074RC1Q027SBEA
> 20% less income, when the economy is "booming" and the market has had its best start in 50 years
Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.55611114]

>>55610545
Panic sold some JNJ options I was trying to offload this morning at +66%, I could have tripled my principal if I held for another 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.55611124]

I hate this stupid scam market

[Anonymous No.55611126]

I sold some cash covered puts. Think I'm done for the day.

[Anonymous No.55611129]

>>55611106
They’ll just print more :)

[Anonymous No.55611134]

Its over

[Anonymous No.55611135]

NVDA bros… it’s over

[Anonymous No.55611140]

>>55611106
Remember that time the IRS hired like 75k new agents?

[Anonymous No.55611145]

>>55611067
>THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD
Touch grass faggot

>>55611069
Are you missing the huge selloff happening right now??

[Anonymous No.55611149]

Why is no one talking about PSQH?

[Anonymous No.55611160]

>>55611135
OH no, it's back to the same price it was 2 days ago. Stop panicking

[Anonymous No.55611163]

ass&pee is going to zero, back to the wagecage

[Chad Rigetti No.55611170]

>>55611149
still upset about their DWAC bag

[Anonymous No.55611171]

there are at this point in time anons in this very bread who bought the generational top on the Qs yesterday

[Anonymous No.55611187]

Bulls go home!

[Anonymous No.55611191]

>>55611170
Might as well get in on the next DWAC-like pump to $100+ though, right?

[Anonymous No.55611195]

>>55611145
> huge selloff
> nasdaq on monday: 14,177
> nasdaq now: 14,198
You are this cat

[Anonymous No.55611198]

BOBROS THEY TRIED TO BURRY US

> VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED

[Anonymous No.55611200]

I bought 1,000 shares of QLD yesterday. So that's probably why we're red.

[Anonymous No.55611202]

>>55611171
Zoom out, this bull run doesn't end until the juden have sufficiently pumped

[Anonymous No.55611203]

Someone got out right at the top. The recovery could be pretty nice today - maybe.

[Anonymous No.55611217]

>>55611195
Mumus crying about selloff after 2 weeks green on nothing, lol. This market only went up so that it can drop deeper and make them more money.

[Anonymous No.55611229]

>>55611202
the juden are in the process of offloading to retail suckers

[Anonymous No.55611237]

>be Federal Reserve
>unleash 100 years of liquidity in 1-2 years
>oh shit, there is excess liquidity
>this causes excess demand, supply/demand distortions, inflation
>Oh shit, we need to remove the liquidity
>Market falls, participants sell early, put their money in money market funds
>all the excess liquidity is still floating out there
>well shit, everyone is holding onto their excess liquidity..
>Ok - how bout this, we reinflate the bubble, run the propaganda ministry full blast that it is a bull market, get everyone to reinvest in the bubble
>then we pop the bubble, and all the excess liquidity is drained
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.55611242]

>>55611217
>2 weeks green on nothing
Oh shut the fuck up with this shitty bearish gaslighting. The market has been going up since October 2022 because all the negative FUD from last year was horseshit and it's clear to anyone with half a brain that the economy is more than fine. You must think it's just a coincidence that the market started bouncing around violently the moment they allowed 0dte options after one of the heaviest years of speculation ever.

[Anonymous No.55611243]

Fellow rope niggers who gambled on earnings do I buy more TSLL (1.5x tsla)? I don’t Tesla will push any lower than 250… let’s be honest the only ev people want is a Tesla and they’re the only company making the charging stations

[Anonymous No.55611245]

>>55611043
I don't know how to use charting platform retard. I just google "nasdaq" and refresh the Google search page to get updated numbers

[Anonymous No.55611251]

[Anonymous No.55611258]

Soxl keeps getting chopped WTF

[Anonymous No.55611264]

CVNA kek

[Anonymous No.55611270]

Reddit isn't slurping CVNA hard enough

[Anonymous No.55611274]

>>55611258

[Anonymous No.55611290]

>>55611237
>Market falls, participants sell early, put their money in money market funds
you realize stock prices have nothing to do with the amount of money in the system?

[Anonymous No.55611299]

>>55611052
They reinvest the money into their company aka big fucking checks for managers and CEOs and diversity hires

[Anonymous No.55611301]

>>55611245
>I just google "nasdaq"
Cool.

[Anonymous No.55611306]

>>55611243
Why the fuck would anyone buy a leveraged single-stock ETF?
Just use margin lmao

[Anonymous No.55611308]

mumus I'm getting worried

[Anonymous No.55611310]

>>55611258
Amazing how AMD is down over 4% because of................oh wait there's literally no new information that has to do with that company at all. Speculators deserve the fucking rope.

[Anonymous No.55611314]

>>55611290
>you realize stock prices have nothing to do with the amount of money in the system?
It does when people try to sell.

[Anonymous No.55611328]

>-2.37%

[Anonymous No.55611337]

>>55611301
"nasdaq index" or QQQ - are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.55611345]

fngubros...

[Anonymous No.55611349]

>>55611242
The market has been going up since October 2022 because the currency debasement is cataclysmic, and the central banking system has lost all credibility in the eyes of major players by printing money, not fixing it and then keeping printing through roundabout ways and bailing out every major player that took even a bit of risk flooding everything with even more liquidity.

Major currencies have lost like 50% of their value in a span of three years and massively overbought stocks are reporting huge shrinkage in revenues and profits EVEN WITH the massive inflation that should be artificially boosting their numbers all the way up to Saturn.

[Anonymous No.55611350]

>>55611308
dont worry there has always been a v shaped recovery the last couple of months , today will be no different

[Anonymous No.55611351]

>>55611290
>you realize stock prices have nothing to do with the amount of money in the system?
L m a o.
He doesn't know about the liquidity.

[Anonymous No.55611353]

>>55611310
200 p/e isn't a good reason for you?

[Anonymous No.55611358]

AAAAAHHHHHGHHHHHHNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGG

IM RED AAAAHHHHHGHHHHHHNNNNGGGG

NNNNNNNGGGGHHHH MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.55611363]

memento mori
Remember mumu, that you must die.

[Anonymous No.55611367]

>>55611314
you think the money you get for selling comes out of thin air?

[Anonymous No.55611369]

I hope my fellow BOIL BARONS have started a little KOLD seed. While we never know for sure what to expect, overwhelming odds are that BOIL will RELATIVELY DIPPARINO from here at some point, though it may yet still go higher from here, in which case you could add to the small seed you began near here while HOLD was under $56. If BOIL goes higher, then accumulate KOLD in little bits along the way. If BOIL drops like a rock, WHICH IT DO BE LIKE IT IS, then sell your KOLD in that DIPPARINO and BUY MORE BOIL. 6th business day of August BOIL rill roll from the present September contract to the November one, and in October it will roll to the January one which is the present peak within the futures curve, at which point we may want to begin slowly reversing this mechanism into KOLD bias rather than BOIL. As it stands right now though, do not be surprised to soon see BOIL hit around $75, and the potential exists for much more should some unforeseen macro situation arise. BE PREPARED FOR WHATTHEFUCKEVER!!! As it stands I am glad to see my KOLD showing red and will add to it bit by bit the higher that BOIL goes.

[Anonymous No.55611377]

>>55611353
PE ratios really dont matter in clown market or else the entire NASDAQ would crater

[Anonymous No.55611378]

Anyone who didn't sell SOXL at $28 is a fucking retard. You are straight dumb.

[Anonymous No.55611389]

>>55611377
>PE ratios really dont matter in clown market
I mean, apparently they do

Nice dubs btw.

[Anonymous No.55611390]

stop fucking selling

[Anonymous No.55611401]

So what's the news for the Nasdump dump?

[Anonymous No.55611404]

>>55611106
>>55611124
Get fucked bears, we're in a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.55611410]

>>55611106
How is this even possible? Wages have increased substantially and people are working more. Employment is up after all, right? If that is the case, then how can the figure for income taxes fall?
Very inderasting

[Anonymous No.55611413]

>>55611367
>you think the money you get for selling comes out of thin air?
No, but when people and businesses have to pay back debt or can't get new debt because stock prices have crashed it does affect the money supply.

[Anonymous No.55611416]

>>55611401
The fucking Rothschild's found this thread and are trying to fuck with us

Dont let them win

[Anonymous No.55611417]

I’m thinking we’re back

[Anonymous No.55611428]

>"In notional terms, this week’s short covering in US Macro Products is the largest since Nov ’20 and ranks in the 100th percentile vs. the past five years". Are these people trading short gamma, without the theta checks?
>The top 7 stocks:
>1 … drove 73% of S&P 500 gains in 1H, each up 90% on average in 1H
>2 … have a market capitalization of roughly equivalent to half of US GDP
>3 … trade at a Price to Trailing Earnings (P/E Trail) ratio of ~40x. The S&P 500 Ex-7 trades closer to 15x
>4. … is expected to represent all US corporate earnings growth and then some in 2Q – a 21% YoY gain vs. a 10% YoY loss for the rest of the S&P 500
>5 ... TMT represents 8% of US GDP, 17% of S&P EPS and 40% of S&P market cap

Daily reminder that all of this was telegraphed, and you got sucked in

[Anonymous No.55611436]

Just bought some soxs so expect the market to pump. Youre welcome.

[Anonymous No.55611447]

>>55611401
Good lord is she mediocre in-game...
Take your pick bro
>ASML down
>TSMC down
>Tesla misses (especially guidance)
>Netflix misses guidance

[Anonymous No.55611449]

Last chance to buy puts while the vix is low

[Anonymous No.55611450]

>>55611410
>Wages have increased substantially
They haven't
>and people are working more.
They aren't
>Employment is up after all, right?
It's not
>If that is the case, then how can the figure for income taxes fall?
Stop being anti semitic

[Anonymous No.55611455]

LMTlads...

[Anonymous No.55611459]

STOCKS
WILL
NEVER
GO
DOWN
AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55611461]

Bobos I bought apple at 196 yesterday so youre welcome for this dip.

[Anonymous No.55611464]

>>55611447
Not since Dendro, bro.

[Anonymous No.55611469]

>>55611413
stock prices have no effect on buisnesses revenue and most people do not make their money from the stock market

[Anonymous No.55611475]

Kek at those Russell candles
We end the day green

[Anonymous No.55611476]

>>55611237
Market is just following nvda

[Anonymous No.55611479]

>>55611436
Lies, you bought calls at the bottom, because you had a perfect read on the temporary floor rebound. I WON'T BE FOOLED.

[Anonymous No.55611480]

>>55611349
My bro, you are describing how money has worked since the 1970s, at least. As long as the US dollar is the global reserve currency and its value is backed up by military force, none of what you're saying matters. Search your soul, you know it to be true.

>>55611353
"High" p/e ratios have literally never been a good measure of how likely it is that a company will fail or even lose value

>>55611378
Bet ur gonna feel dumb when it's at $50

>>55611404
Isn't it funny how everything they say is deeply wrapped up in 50+ year old economic paradigms? Like some of the shit they're talking about was designed before proprietary AIs were trading essentially at the speed of light.

[Anonymous No.55611488]

>>55611410
one theory is a decrease in capital gains taxes - I don't buy this argument, and even if true, will result in government crowding out effect and less consumer spending (which is bearish)
another theory is that people have gotten 'smarter' at avoiding paying taxes - I don't think this is true either, and even if true, indicates that people are financially stressed and are looking to avoid paying taxes (which is bearish)

[Anonymous No.55611494]

kek BBBYQ
kek CVNA

[Anonymous No.55611506]

up a little down a lot
up a little down a lot
up a little down a lot

[Anonymous No.55611509]

L m a o.
>MUH NEW PARADIGM
Insane top signal

[Anonymous No.55611510]

PLTR will poomp again. I manifest.

[Anonymous No.55611512]

im all in grrr
LETS FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.55611521]

>BTC
Fuck, my RIOT calls aren't looking so hot all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.55611534]

>market dumps all gains from the last week today
>crabs tomorrow
>mumus will act like this wasn't entirely predictable
mumus and their money are soon parted

[Anonymous No.55611538]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.55611539]

>>55611521
Oh shit are we posting Kornheisers?

[Anonymous No.55611542]

Shorted nasdaq with a x50 leverage
Thoughts ?

[Anonymous No.55611545]

Netflix's natural price is $0 (or £0 or €0)

[Anonymous No.55611547]

the big one. It's over. Never doubt overinflated p/e in my presence ever again

[Anonymous No.55611549]

Fellas I think I'm fucked...

[Anonymous No.55611551]

>>55611542
You are going to get heemed by the smallest upwards movement.

[Anonymous No.55611552]

>>55611542
Your time will come

[Anonymous No.55611556]

>>55611542
thats a great way to get margin called on a relief pullback only to be forcibly exited just as it continues in your favor. don't be so retarded. You're probably joking but there are people out there this stupid

[Anonymous No.55611557]

>>55611401

[Anonymous No.55611558]

>>55611464
Dendro's got nothin on the true and one and only hero
>>55611488
Hmmm, not to be that guy but honestly how many people can and are able to avoid taxation? Maybe one in 1000, that's how rare that is. Even if you could avoid some parts, you will save mere percentages. No way that the lower tax income can be attributed to that. 20%? That's way too much.
Private sector spending is still incredibly high and people have started to borrow again (in large amounts). Just check out M2.
I dunno, it seems weird that employment keeps rising according to the statistics, and wages are also following suit (of course not matching inflation but still...), but taxes are somehow lower?

[Anonymous No.55611559]

>>55611539
yes

[Anonymous No.55611565]

>>55611145
The economy is shit and there is no huge sell off. Stonks aren't the economy.

[Anonymous No.55611567]

>>55611545
Crazy how fucked that company is yet people put it right back into a bubble. shit is just becoming a glorified cable provider at this point.

[Anonymous No.55611573]

CVNA baggies

[Anonymous No.55611586]

Elon my bastard...

[Anonymous No.55611587]

>>55611559

[Anonymous No.55611588]

>>55611549
huehuehue

[Anonymous No.55611594]

>>55611534
Real bulls are just buying today, fag

>>55611565
Yeah okay, guess you've missed all the infrastructure work going on for 3 years and how most companies are making their highest profits of all time

[Anonymous No.55611595]

everything went pretty smoothly with the escort last night, pretty disappointed with the sex and myself. i almost forgot how soft and weak girls are. i couldn't keep it up like i feared but in the end it was an hour of sucking and tucking for a minute of doggy. now that that's about of the way, sex really is overrated.

don't know what to short and the time seems right, but i'm going to wait until monday to actually short something because usually downtrends before the weekend don't last very long. if anything i might buy some more shares of PLTR

[Anonymous No.55611605]

>>55611587

[Anonymous No.55611610]

>ABBV

[Anonymous No.55611617]

>>55611605

[Anonymous No.55611619]

Did Elon promise anything new on his earnings call?

[Anonymous No.55611622]

I'm not buying anything until September.

[Anonymous No.55611629]

>>55611595
Wait, was that really your first time, escort or not?

[Anonymous No.55611633]

>>55611617

[Anonymous No.55611634]

>>55611619
>Did Elon promise anything
Yeh, he promised total lefty/pol/ death

[Anonymous No.55611644]

>>55611619
no
they beat estimates, he confirmed guidance and confirmed 2023 deliveries

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55611646]

lmao, fucking the one day i stop shorting shit and go long it starts crashes. shit happens every fucking time

[Anonymous No.55611647]

>>55611629
idk if you're one of the anons from last nights thread, but yes until last night i was a khv.

[Anonymous No.55611652]

>>55611595
You guys are always talking about escorts but where do you find them and why are you so obsessed with them?

[Anonymous No.55611654]

Women owe me sex.

[Anonymous No.55611657]

>>55611619
>Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that the majority of the new vehicle market considers electric vehicles to be effeminate, prissy, impractical, and gay

[Anonymous No.55611661]

>>55611647
I'm always here. Anyway, don't let that experience sour you on the whole thing. Free range organic sex is actually good.

[Anonymous No.55611668]

I prefer money to women personally.
I would kill a thousand walking holes for a measly increase in my returns

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55611669]

>>55611647
dude you gave up your ability to shoot fireballs for 1 minute of staring at a chicks asshole while your dick was inside her?

[Anonymous No.55611676]

>>55611595
>escorts
I rather continue being a 29 khv, enjoy the diseases!

[Anonymous No.55611677]

Down:
>tech, consumer discretionaries
Crab:
>financials
Up:
>energy, health care, industrials, materials, consumer staples
That was a short business cycle lol

[Anonymous No.55611679]

>>55611610
Oh man, finally coming back strong! I sold mine last Friday to buy the BOIL dip but still have a nice little divy already coming. My son held ABBV for almost 3 years and I sold it literally 2 or 3 days before it dropped.

[Anonymous No.55611685]

lol spy barely fell $2 and it’s already flying up to be another green day. had my last $100 in 450 puts and they’re worthless already

[Anonymous No.55611686]

>>55611647
Did she give you a discount for taking your virginity?

[Anonymous No.55611687]

>>55611200
He’s cute. Sauce?

[Anonymous No.55611690]

Can't it just dump a bit more already? It's that time of the month where I have to do my buys, and it looks like it's already over.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55611694]

>>55611657
It'll be popular among the zoomers, they're like 40% faggots and believe the planet is going to be uninhabitable in another 2 years.

[Anonymous No.55611697]

>>55611646
If /smg/ started to inverse baggie, i wouldn't even know how rich they would get

[Anonymous No.55611700]

>>55611685
Heads up, it has to pin 454.40 to move forward. Expect it to drop again if it doesn't. Might chill around 453.50 today if nothing else catches fire.

[Anonymous No.55611711]

>>55611690
it will always dump after you buy, thats why I don't care and just buy when I have money

[Anonymous No.55611723]

>>55611595
>sex really is overrated
Welcome fren

[Anonymous No.55611725]

seriously though, what do i short?

>>55611652
>you guys
this is the first time i've "openly" talked about them. always knew they existed, and thanks to having a brain i knew to do some google searching to get what i want. there are tons of websites out there. just do your research, as for the obsession thing, its more about cutting the bs of a date and just getting right into it.

>>55611661
i wouldn't say it soured anything, it was great. she was friendly and patient. i'm just not satisfied with my performance, but thats probably just cause my brain is fried from years of porn. maybe if i brought a ring and used that to keep it up, i would've performed better

>>55611669
behold, the greatest magic of all! pic related

>>55611676
condoms exist kiddo

>>55611686
sort of

[Anonymous No.55611732]

>>55611647
Dude, I well and truly hope you told her to make an effort and do a proper GFE. Women are by default really really good at acting and escorts do this kinda crap really damn well. And if you pay a little bit extra you often even get to finish inside w/out condom (at least in Europe and you are clean of course).
It's a nice first step in your journey, right?
Also, why the hell is Europe trading like an utter shitcoin today?

[Anonymous No.55611734]

>>55611685
There’s a decent sized gap on the 5 minute at 454.40ish that will probably be filled, and then dumping resumes, I would imagine.
>>55611700
This anon has the right idea

[Anonymous No.55611737]

>>55611694
baggie i don't appreciate you.

[Anonymous No.55611748]

>>55611685
>why the fuck you lying...

[Anonymous No.55611752]

>>55611725
Rings will give you ED eventually. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55611795]

Portfolio doing well, i need to celebrate? What are your guys thoughts on this girl?

[Anonymous No.55611803]

>>55611723
now that its out of the way, i can focus on the grind again.

>>55611732
thats what made it so great, she did put in effort. i asked her to do something and she would do it. however, she doesn't do the GFE which is understandable. i wore a condom for my protection but she also preferred condom. very professional, just wish she had a nicer figure

>>55611752
yeah if you wear the really tight ones for longer than 30 minutes constantly. i have a couple that are snug so it does the job without feeling like a watermelon with 100 rubberbands on

>>55611795
anon thats a doll, literally

[Anonymous No.55611807]

>>55611647
Sex with a girl you know and have built sexual tension with is a different universe to prossies who exist to satisfy specific fetishes or mechanically serve as a release valve. Sorry but in my book you're still a virgin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_doeDjI9o

[Anonymous No.55611815]

>>55611803
Bro i’m in JP in two weeks and I love JP girls especially harujuku style fashion.

[Anonymous No.55611824]

I boughted PFE

[Anonymous No.55611831]

>>55611306
People who don't qualify for margin trade.

Fucking market....TSLA earnings beats, line goes down.

[Anonymous No.55611834]

>>55611815
Are you white? It's so easy to get laid here, it's incredible. Women will basically walk up to you and start sucking your dick. Magical country

[Anonymous No.55611836]

this pullback is so mild and calm that it's making me even more bullish

>>55611795
>What are your guys thoughts on this girl?

[Anonymous No.55611839]

>>55611815
Make sure to scream in public and reenact favorite tiktoks

[Anonymous No.55611844]

Can you faggot americans stop pumping EU?

[Anonymous No.55611849]

>>55611595
beta as fuck

[Anonymous No.55611852]

Is market going to crumble today? I was finally in the green.

[Anonymous No.55611856]

>>55611834
I’m going with friends, no time to be at the bars/clubs and the schedule is packed.

I have no doubt that it “easy” to get laid, but i’m short on time.

[Anonymous No.55611862]

>Currently there is the highest debt-to-income ratio in US housing since 2007, per FOX.

[Anonymous No.55611865]

>>55611725
>condoms exist kiddo
Condoms don’t prevent the leeching diseased pussy juice from staining your balls, gouch, inner thighs and asshole.

[Anonymous No.55611867]

>>55611807
>>55611849
cool, i don't live by your standards though so whatever

>>55611815
its cool to sweet as a performance thing like in a play, but thats about it for me. if you're into it, as the other anon said, just go there and talk to them. you can probably fuck one for free

[Anonymous No.55611880]

Actually disgusting how the DAX is moving. Everyday my marketmaker shows me the daily pivot points and resistances and the DAX is almost every day going straight for the resistances, like drawn by magic. Absolute Algomania

[Anonymous No.55611881]

>>55611836
I can’t tell if this is CN or KR or JP. I mean either way these girls are professionals and you’re not getting customers unless you look at least decent or close to your photos.

[Anonymous No.55611894]

>>55611862
more customers for the beans & rice industry

[Anonymous No.55611897]

>>55611865
thats why you go home and shower with cold water immediately after. look i know you're a virgin but you can't be stupid too.

[Anonymous No.55611902]

>SPY
>TQQQ

serious question, why own any other stocks?

[Anonymous No.55611905]

>>55611880
Yeah and basically all individual tickers have been perfectly bouncing from technically oversold to technically overbought levels for months. If you can't beat em join em I guess.

[Anonymous No.55611919]

>>55611902
Because I want to make more than a 2x in 5 years on this pitiful Earth.

[Anonymous No.55611926]

>>55611881
I'm 95% sure Chinese

[Anonymous No.55611932]

Have you noticed how strange the 1PBTID posters are lately? They're just shilling weird tickers and acting funny.

[Anonymous No.55611944]

>>55611932
>1PBTID

[Anonymous No.55611947]

>>55611725
>sort of
go on..
>bought a ring and used that to keep it up, i would've performed better
also what? A ring? Details. I bust way too fucking early and look for anything to help

[Anonymous No.55611957]

>>55611944
I'm. Not. One. Of. Them.

[Anonymous No.55611959]

>>55611902
because there are better leveraged etfs

[Anonymous No.55611964]

bobo here, i give up, i bought because this market only goes up :(

[Anonymous No.55611968]

>>55611897
>he thinks showering will magically disinfect him
Lol are you from some hick area and never had sex Ed?

[Anonymous No.55611976]

FedNow is live.

[Anonymous No.55611985]

>>55611959
Name 3

[Anonymous No.55611987]

>>55611968
>He thinks getting body fluid on his skin will magically infect him
You know why you can't get hydrated just by sticking your hand in water, right?

[Anonymous No.55611994]

>>55611964
Tesla dropped 20 pts by 10am

[Anonymous No.55612003]

>>55611994
i just cant fucking win

[Anonymous No.55612014]

>>55611959
>>55611985
20x levereged 3x levereged ETF CFDs

[Anonymous No.55612022]

>>55611994
And it's recovered 3 points since 11am.
We're down 0% from this time last week.

[Anonymous No.55612023]

>>55611959
Remember when I warned everyone about chop loss and volatility drag for leveraged ETFs and pretty much 90% of the retards didn't listen at all and got heemed

[Anonymous No.55612035]

>>55611985
BOIL
UVIX
TMF

[Anonymous No.55612039]

> V-shape recovery

B-b-bobr-r-os ?

[Anonymous No.55612040]

Give it to me straight. The dip is over right? I bought the QQQ.

[Anonymous No.55612048]

This market is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.55612051]

>>55611932
Sounds like you're jealous you missed the next DWAC

[Anonymous No.55612061]

The VIX futures were created to be shorted. VIX futures market maker paypigs are standing by with wads of cash to hand over to you. What are you waiting on? Why aren't you shorting the VIX as is your birthright?? You.. you beclown yourself

[Anonymous No.55612064]

I averaged down TSLA and now my TSLA bag has grown from $1k to $3k hope that wasn't a mistake

[Anonymous No.55612065]

>>55611985
3x CURE rather than 2x RXL
2x FNGO rather than 3x FNGU
2x QLD rather than 3x TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55612067]

you can't win em all
but i'd at least like to win one
come on

[Anonymous No.55612068]

>>55612051
Tell me more about DWAC...why is it a good stock to buy right now?

[Anonymous No.55612071]

>>55612048
great top signal

[Anonymous No.55612074]

>>55612048

[Anonymous No.55612079]

>>55612048
mania

[Anonymous No.55612089]

>>55612068
It's not, but you should check out PSQH.

>About PublicSq.
>PublicSq. is an app and website that connect freedom-loving Americans to high-quality businesses that share their values, both online and in their local communities. The primary mission of the platform is to help consumers "shop their values" and put purpose behind their purchases.

Fresh SPAC merger. No float. MAGA retards all over this shit. May be too late to go long, but you can still keep watch for an excellent short over the coming weeks.

[Anonymous No.55612094]

>>55612023
Hey faggot I'm up 143% YTD from holding SOXL. All last year when you were posting retarded bobo bullshit I was buying. Just accept that you're fucking wrong, it's easy.

[Anonymous No.55612116]

>>55612094
Nigger, the only reason you are up is because of the AI craze. That is literally the only fucking reason. It was random chance and nothing more so don’t act like you’re a smart nigger cuz you got lucky.

[Anonymous No.55612119]

>>55612094
Congratulations on hitting the roulette, but there are still plenty of bagholders around here that were just desperately waiting to breakeven on their $30+ average.
Meanwhile NVDA breaking out hard and pushing to all time highs with 400% gains off the bottom and no leverage required.

[Anonymous No.55612124]

>>55612079
They'll do this as long as every bear switches side or thinks about it and then let it drop for no reason. I'm questioning it myself, but those earnings are not great. And why should I expect them to become better? Rates will stay like this, no cuts til mid 2024.

[Anonymous No.55612141]

>>55612116
Language

[Anonymous No.55612149]

>>55612089
>MAGA retards all over this shit.
What? Just because we're better at investing than you shitlibs doesn't mean you should get butthurt and short Trump-related stocks you butthurt liberal faggot. You will never be half the businessman Donald is, not even a 1/100th of the businessman Donald is.

Go fuck yourself, you libcuck.

[Anonymous No.55612154]

>>55612035
Is this a joke post? I checked all 3 and their previous year is a steep downhill slope

[Anonymous No.55612156]

>10 year tips bond is barely 1.59% yield
>30 year tips bond is barely 1.64% yield
the fed has killed all risk premiums except for equity
bonds are actually dead, real yields haven't been over 2% since before 2008

[Anonymous No.55612157]

>yields surging
>stocks barely care
Incredible

[Anonymous No.55612159]

>>55612061
and then one day - for no reason at all - the SVXY debacle happened

[Anonymous No.55612168]

>>55612154
Buy the dip, retard

[Anonymous No.55612177]

>>55612157
money is still way too cheap

[Anonymous No.55612185]

>>55612157

[Anonymous No.55612193]

Is AXP a good buy?

[Anonymous No.55612197]

>>55612149
I short EV scams, and I short Trump's pumps. I make money on both, both up and down. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.55612199]

>>55612116
>The only reason you're up is because you invested in the biggest technological advancement in years
lol cope

>>55612119
Sure, but when NVDA eventually plateaus and cools off SOXL will keep rising with the semi bull market. And anyone who didn't average down when it was below $10 deserves the pain

[Anonymous No.55612198]

>>55612065
>Cure
Crabbed the last 3 years

>FNGO
Actually alright but returns are less than TQQQ and spy

>Qld
Lol

[Anonymous No.55612209]

FAGMAN IS DUMPING DUE TO RE BALANCING ON MONDAY> NOTHING TO FEAR

[Anonymous No.55612212]

>>55611595
Kek death grip strikes again

[Anonymous No.55612214]

Rate my poorfolio

[Anonymous No.55612220]

>>55612159
>then one day - for no reason at all - the SVXY debacle happened
Anon, that's why you don't buy SVXY, SVIX, SVOL, et al. Instead you target VXX with a defined risk option trade like the broken wing butterfly in my image. You only risk as much as you put in and it's a fly so the risk reward is multiple times what you put up. It could be so easy

[Anonymous No.55612221]

>>55612199
>but when NVDA eventually plateaus and cools off SOXL will keep rising with the semi bull market.
nvidia IS the bull market. Good luck seeing gains when the stocks that are gainers are no longer gaining.

[Anonymous No.55612235]

>>55612221
INTC already got hit...

[Anonymous No.55612239]

>the only time the S&P 500's yield has been this high is before the 2008 financial crisis, covid pump and dump, and the 2000 decade crab
>this is with the $5.5 trillion still on the sidelines in money market funds
i am concerned
did we just print too much money that there's nowhere else to dump it?

[Anonymous No.55612251]

>>55612239
Pretty much. We could have roasted so much bullshit money by letting technigger banks and retards with 10x the FDIC insurance limit deposited collapse, but NOOOO.

[Anonymous No.55612256]

Does anyone here invest in financials?

[Anonymous No.55612265]

>>55612256
Yeah

[Anonymous No.55612273]

The fundamentals of the economy are sound

[Anonymous No.55612274]

>>55612251
It's even worse if you look at the shiller pe ratio

[Anonymous No.55612277]

>>55612265
Wanna shill me some?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55612289]

Switched from TSLA calls to SPY puts 45 minutes ago and am getting fucked. fuck this shit i'm going out for drinks.

[Anonymous No.55612294]

>>55612273
yeah, sounds of silence
woooo
let's go brandon

[Anonymous No.55612295]

What did everyone buy today?
I bought some NVDA and AMD
Thanks Elon :^)

[Anonymous No.55612296]

>>55612198
good luck

[Anonymous No.55612298]

>>55612277
ARKF

[Anonymous No.55612315]

>>55611947
pretty sure she figured out i was a virgin, but i wasn't a total loser that didn't know where to stick it in. the "discount" was that she forgot to set a timer so we went a little over an hour but didn't charge me for that extra time. anyway a cock ring is a plastic/silicone ring that you slide on your shaft and sometimes (depending on the size of the ring) over your balls too. the proper way to use one is to be semi erect when putting it on and not having on for over 30 minutes. idk if it actually helps you last longer, but because you're technically semi erect you can perform a bit better, i think. again i use snug fitting ones, not tight ones. to each their own though. also you might just be extra sensitive or not ruined your nerves with death grip

>>55611968
yeah. you're a retarded virgin. hopefully the prophecy is true and you get to use magic, because you won't anything else going for you.

[Anonymous No.55612318]

>>55612295
>What did everyone buy today?
TSLY

[Anonymous No.55612322]

>>55612289
Kek dirty baggie nigger

[Anonymous No.55612325]

>>55612014
Dumb question here, do the leverage adds up or multiply?
Let's say I'm a degenerate that buys a 2x leveraged ETF with 5x SRD, it ends up being a 10x leverage, right?

[Anonymous No.55612338]

>>55612289
what about your multimillion dollar business? going out for drinks midday, not a good look

[Anonymous No.55612348]

>>55612274
Not gonna lie, I don't have any faith in these old Buffett era type metrics. I have no fucking idea what's going on anymore; so I just buy. I'm probably part of the problem, but fuck it, game theory and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.55612351]

>>55612273
They are not but we're going to ath anyway

[Anonymous No.55612356]

>>55612298

[Anonymous No.55612412]

new
>>55612408
>>55612408
>>55612408

[Anonymous No.55612487]

>>55612220
>It could be so easy
maybe it is.
thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.55612536]

>>55612315
Lol stop boasting you monkey, you paid for sex with a diseased ridden whore HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.55612675]

>>55611985
BOIL
KOLD
UNG

[Anonymous No.55612869]

TSLY FAGS GETTING WRECKED. Your $1 a month dividend stock is down

[Anonymous No.55613167]

>>55610545
>literal reddit image