/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55671984]

CHAINLINK JUST ATE THE ENTIRE ORACLE MARKETS LUNCH

NEW PULL AND PUSH ORACLES PROVIDE LOW LATENCY OPTIONS HOLY FUCK THESE OTHER ORACLE COMPETITORS CANNOT COMPETE

I REPEAT THEY CANNOT COMPETE

https://blog.chain.link/low-latency-oracle-solution/

[Anonymous No.55671991]

>>55671984
kys

[Anonymous No.55671992]

>>55671984
MUNICIPAL

[Anonymous No.55672005]

>>55671991
>price went down
that same fallacious thinking kept millions of retards out of the stock market at the beginning of the year

[Anonymous No.55672008]

>>55671984
whoa

[Anonymous No.55672070]

>>55672005
if publically available information does not increase the price of an asset, that means the information is inconsequential or was already priced in

[Anonymous No.55672072]

>>55671984
wow dude, just wow...just give me a second to grab some cash so I can buy some ERC-20 Chainlink due to the information you provided.

[Anonymous No.55672083]

>>55672072
>>55672070
>>55671992
>>55671991
The cope is unreal hahahaha

[Anonymous No.55672102]

>>55671984
>November 1, 2022

[Anonymous No.55672104]

GM based kings

[Anonymous No.55672144]

>>55672070
meta stock tripled

[Anonymous No.55672163]

>>55672083
no...its not copium...i just see threads on here all day every day being told to buy link...at the end of the day all cryptos will pump next bull run so me not holding any link doesnt mean that I wont make money or be missing out.

[Anonymous No.55672264]

>>55671984
damn it's actually pretty smart and now I finally understand what the ccip read EIP was

[Anonymous No.55672277]

>>55672163
This is factual BUT long term fundamentals will play out and I can tell you first hand new cycles do relatively abandon tokens. E.g. I think it's VERY likely Cardano which is obviously a total shitcoin from last cycle falls from top 10 to best case top 50 next cycle. Whereas LINK has already proven it has a place at the top, and has climbed for 2 cycles now. Fundamentally it is so fucking important that there is no chance it doesn't continue to make its way up. So next cycle imagine it again at top 5, probably $100+ at least, and by then I think a good chance it never leaves top 5. Maybe goes to 3, maybe even 2 or 1 depending on how things shake out over the next 2 years.

So yea, you can make money with any shitcoin, but it's unlikely you'll get a more sure bet of high returns.

And this isn't to say things won't outshine LINK in total multiple - there will be new shitcoins that pump like crazy as there always are, and it'll be hard for LINK to compete with that. But that's just a straight up casino. This is your guaranteed 10-20x next cycle.

[Anonymous No.55672293]

>>55671992
MARMALADE

[Anonymous No.55672387]

>>55672277
agreed. baby steps first....and fuck shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.55672403]

>>55672293
Delete this

[Anonymous No.55672524]

>>55672102

[Anonymous No.55672539]

>>55672387
$14 and it would still be 20% below Cardano top kek what a joke this market is

[Anonymous No.55672548]

>>55671984
>-6%

[Anonymous No.55672555]

>>55671984
I'm pretty sure it's the people make HUNDREDS of CCIP threads that won't let it die.
Think about it.
Do normal average autist anons go around making ANOTHER thread when there are already others?

It wreaks of the /pol/ catalog having 55 corona threads.
And then another REAL REGULAR ANON made another thread about the same thing when the catalog is 80% corona. Right.
Sorry, not plausible.

Same thing with CCIP threads.

[Anonymous No.55672564]

>>55672277
Look dude.
Anything trying to fix the ultimate shitcoin ETH will fail with ETH.
The literal 80+ year olds that pushed this thing are retards and it's no wonder they had no clue about tech.

[Anonymous No.55672656]

>>55672564
I hate ETH so dam much...which is exactly why I still have my eye on ICP just in case chainlink and eth are not the chosen ones.

[Anonymous No.55672704]

>>55672555
Nice digits fudster but I will keep reminding fake anons on /pol/ they were sheep for taking the vaxxx and I hope they all die for thinking they would go against their peers society and the government and make a stand and not even good sheep following jesus against the wolves they sold their souls for access to bars and clubs to dance the same fucking dances and drink the same beers they could buy for cheaper at the local store fuck you normie scum I hope you die from the vaccine

[Anonymous No.55672730]

>>55671984
WHOA HOLY SHIT A USEFUL TOKEN IN A USELESS INDUSTRY. THAT PIECE OF CORN IS HIGHEST ON THE PILE OF SHIT SO IT’S BETTER WHOA. BRB I’M GRABBING MY CASH TO BUY MORE LINK

[Anonymous No.55672735]

>>55672277
checked and correct
I just found out I have a baby on the way
so i'm no longer gambling on shit coins
the "investment" portion of my paycheck will only go to propper projects like LINK and then real yield ones like GMX and GNS

[Anonymous No.55672754]

>>55672656
chainlink isn't chosen.
they don't want it its inevitable
I also like ICP but I think KDA + FLUX are far superior
really want LINK on the KDA ecosystem soon
that will make KDA go 100x easily. more likely 1000x

[Anonymous No.55673099]

[Anonymous No.55673174]

>>55672735
your child is so fugged its unreal
at least dont vaxx or chop off uts genitals please

[Anonymous No.55673396]

>>55671984
Holy shit!!!!

[Anonymous No.55673448]

>>55672524
>Such as derivatives
Did somebody say "trillions of dollars of bank chain value"?

[Anonymous No.55673489]

>>55672735
>LINK
>GMX
gmi

[Anonymous No.55673535]

>>55671984
pyth already has low latency oracles

[Anonymous No.55673558]

>>55673174
Imagine vaxxing or circumcising your child. It doesn’t get more goytarded than that.

[Anonymous No.55673590]

>>55671992
Municipal Marmalade Making Mustafa Mad was the one link meme I never got. Some anons on X linked it to human trafficking in Zanzibar and a weird guy with a set of videos on youtube (Earth Angel) which seemed to be about grave robbing and kidnap. What the fuck it had to do with link I dont think anyone ever figured out and if they did they aren't telling. Every thread with it just gets "delet this" until its bump limit is reached.

[Anonymous No.55673754]

>>55671984
if only u knew how good things really are

[Anonymous No.55673898]

>>55673590
i just checked the archives. really weird indeed.

[Anonymous No.55673977]

>>55673590
It was just meaningless discord talk.

[Anonymous No.55675126]

>>55672070
for widely known assets with comprehendable use cases yes, most chainlink investors and crypto nerds dont even comprehend how it works and even less so with something as complicated and new as CCIP

[Anonymous No.55675162]

>>55671984
Now we know whos gonna be the next Arkham target LMAO, poor link baggies.

[Anonymous No.55675244]

GM based kings

[Anonymous No.55675249]

This is communist, anti semetic, a threat to our democracy and racist

[Anonymous No.55675264]

>>55671984
Imagine not owning a 1M suistack of LINK in 2023.

[Anonymous No.55675300]

>>55673977
Checked. Its either that or CIA sending messages. No in between

[Anonymous No.55675333]

>>55671984
holy shit a blogpost from 8 months ago just flew over my house and now my house is finalizing audits for beta testnet proof of concept

[Anonymous No.55675391]

>>55675333
Linktrannies on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.55675398]

>>55675126
So tired of hearing this. It's not that complicated stop thinking this is some secret obscure tech and we're all geniuses so tired of this shit you have entire divisions of intelligence research in all investing firms these nerds are perfectly able to understand Chainlink see the citi report see schmidt joining you think he browsed here to be spoonfed? The price represents link's true value as a token of a network still funded by its treasury for the common good of the space

[Anonymous No.55675546]

It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream believe that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost never-ending, gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissful faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

[Anonymous No.55675589]

>>55671984
>ENTIRE ORACLE MARKETS LUNCH

The one that earns $32 per day in revenue?
The token simply isn't needed.

[Anonymous No.55675605]

>>55672005
>that same fallacious thinking kept millions of retards out of the stock market

Except the stock market is comprised of real businesses with real products that sell and generate real cash flows.

Chainlink has neither of those.
Their main business is dumping millions of illegal, premined air tokens into the spot markets and buying celebrity and corporate endorsements.

[Anonymous No.55675614]

>>55675605
Look at this guy he totally wants me to sell. Kek fuddie I am not ever selling I will accumulate as much of it as I possibly can. Do you seethe a lil bit everytime you see a Link thread? Does it trigger you?

[Anonymous No.55675624]

>>55675614
>Look at this guy he totally wants me to sell.

I don't care if you hold all the way to $0.
What I am doing is ensuring no new dumb money gets caught in this scam to pump your worthless bags.

You had TWO YEARS to sell above $10.

[Anonymous No.55675635]

>>55675398
I work for a Fortune 20. We have several teams doing blockchain work. One of the team leads is doing proof of concepts for how blockchain and decentralized identity can be applied to some of our use cases. He just presented his most recent results to us and I asked questions at the end and he had never heard the term 'oracle' as it relates to blockchain and he did not know what an oracle does. If you understand the closed nature of blockchains and you understand where an oracle is needed then you have a set of magic glasses that allows you to see this industry in a way that others can't. It's not a terribly difficult insight to grasp but most still haven't grasped it. I work with guys who operate at an elite level with nearly everything in this devops roadmap: https://roadmap.sh/devops
But none of them knows what a blockchain oracle is. This technology is not on most people's radar.

[Anonymous No.55675691]

>>55672539
The only way we solve the Cardano problem is by going to every holder's home and murdering them in their sleep. It's not pretty, but it's what crypto needs at this point.

[Anonymous No.55675729]

Better late than never, I guess.

[Anonymous No.55675785]

>>55675635
>One of the team leads is doing proof of concepts for how blockchain and decentralized identity can be applied to some of our use cases.

Buddy, we've been hearing about these corporate "studies" or proofs of concept for blockchain technology since 2016.

None of it amounts to nothing, because there is no value to connecting real world data to something that is worthless (shitcoins).

Defi is just worthless shitcoins, most are scams, the other few are illegal securities and uninvestable from a legal standpoint.

The only Blockchain of any value is the Bitcoin network.

[Anonymous No.55675791]

>>55675729

[Anonymous No.55675804]

>>55675729
>>55675791

Token not needed for any of this.
Project not needed.
DEFI not needed.
ERC shitcoins not needed
Ethereum network not needed

[Anonymous No.55675909]

>>55675785
>None of it amounts to nothing, because there is no value to connecting real world data to something that is worthless (shitcoins).

Now imagine how valuable that connectivity will be if (when) every major industry starts using smart contracts that run off real world data

Now imagine who the oracle provider will be for the above scenario. I don’t care if you don’t buy link, you can stay poor for all I care. Those of us that know are gonna make it big

[Anonymous No.55675910]

>>55671992
It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream believe that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost never-ending, gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissful faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

[Anonymous No.55675931]

>>55675624
>thinks we care about retail
Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.55675934]

>>55675804
There goes the mask slipping right off.

[Anonymous No.55675961]

>>55675931
>Thinks ANYONE but idiot retail morons bought LINK tokens

Imagine being so spectacularly retarded to believe that on-shore US companies are going to have ANYTHING to do with an offshore software company running numerous securities violations and breaking almost every law on the book with the SEC...

[Anonymous No.55675962]

>>55675804
>people who FUD chainlink are double digit IQ bitcoin maxis or nocoiners
Actually this is quite bullish for Chainlink [ticker LINK]

[Anonymous No.55675968]

>>55675909
>major industry starts using smart contracts

[Anonymous No.55675973]

>>55675909
Show me one publicly traded company paying money to use smart contracts, incel.

[Anonymous No.55675978]

>>55675973
Haha kekfuddie you gott calm down yourself gonna pop a blood vessel.

Still not selling though. I actually bought a few before this pump feels good.

[Anonymous No.55675993]

>>55675978
>. I actually bought a few

May we see it?
You need money to be able to do that, and we know you niggers that failed to sell in 2020 have been ruined, both financially and spiritually.

You can keep your premined 2017 ICO shitcoin, but don't you fucking dare to try to fool other retards into buying your bags.

[Anonymous No.55675997]

I saw Sergey in an upscale steakhouse the other day. At first I couldn’t recognize him because of all the weight he’s put on recently even though I was sitting at the next table over. But I knew it was him after I overheard someone asking the waiter if they served Big Macs, which of course they didn’t, and as I turned around he began to throw a tantrum, tossing his menu onto the floor and pounding his fists on the table.

“Don’t you fucking know what my PSD2 compliant decentralized oracles are going to do for the smart contract economy you stupid wage slave!?” He shrieked, to the shock of the other restaurant patrons. It looked like him and Rory were having an important meeting with financial types before his hangry attitude kicked in, so Rory hastily dug into his leather man purse and pulled out a crumpled, grease-dotted McDonalds bag, gingerly handing it to Sergey under the table.

“Sergey sweetie, you promised you wouldn’t act this way, we’re going to have to go home after this with no second Big Mac if you don’t behave,” stammered Rory, attempting to calm the angry giant. Sergey snatched the bag and retaliated with an extremely loud fart before greedily unwrapping and chowing down on the Big Mac inside. I decided to leave shortly thereafter since I didn’t feel safe around Sergey’s unpredictable behavior, and the fart wafted onto my food anyhow.

[Anonymous No.55675999]

>>55675968
Yep. Have fun staying poor faggot

>>55675973
>incel
Nice projection lol. Keep seething loser

[Anonymous No.55676001]

>>55675999
Imagine not selling above $40 and not being able to live your life for 6 years...

[Anonymous No.55676026]

>>55675791
Who cares, we released it first.

[Anonymous No.55676042]

>>55675993
I’m not trying to convince anyone to buy anything. You’re blatantly fudding Link and completely incorrect. I know normies can’t draw their own conclusions so I don’t hate you for your “opinions”

[Anonymous No.55676045]

>>55676001
Oh, there it is. See he was just trying to subtly fud. You start to get a feel for all of their angles after awhile.
*buys 100 Link*

[Anonymous No.55676067]

>>55676026
Who's we

[Anonymous No.55676092]

fuck all chainlinkers. you will never make it. you will forever lose compared to people who just buy eth and btc. you are pathetic. fuck all chainlinkers

[Anonymous No.55676101]

>>55676026
cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.55676122]

>>55676001
>and not being able to live your life for 6 years...

Some more projection anon? Just because you have a shitty life doesn’t mean we all do

I’ve had an awesome time these last 6 years while holding link. You know why? Because I don’t spend every waking hour being a bitter loser on 4chan. You should go outside and touch some grass, unironically. Or better yet, go get some pussy and stop obsessing over crypto coins

[Anonymous No.55676159]

>>55676101
seethe and cope :-/

[Anonymous No.55676194]

pyth faggot deleted his post hahahaha fuck off

[Anonymous No.55676217]

[Anonymous No.55676240]

>>55676217
put me in screencap

[Anonymous No.55676257]

>>55676217
Kek

[Anonymous No.55676313]

>>55676122
This. Link has improved my life dramatically because I know its a safe bet and I won't have to struggle and work all my life. I'll be able to retire within the next couple of years and desu the time it has taken has allowed me to adjust mentally to the prospect, whereas if I'd had it all of a sudden ages ago it would have likely impacted my life negatively.
As it is I'm better adjusted, stronger mentally and I look after myself physically way better than I used to. It's as though the knowledge of what I'm holding has done me a greater service than the monetary gains we talk about all the time.
If you've been holding Link a long time and it's making you feel worse, then the problem is you and when it moons its not going to make your problems go away. That old Bible quote about a rich man and the eye of a needle has truth to it. I can see that now.

[Anonymous No.55676393]

>>55673590
i still haven't figured it out either, and instead chose to focus on the date things get posted and see where the price was at that time.

[Anonymous No.55676404]

>>55676313
Exactly. Carry on with your life, work on improving and bettering yourself, and a few years from now we’re gonna be set. Having a stack of link in cold storage is the ultimate ace up your sleeve. We’re all gonna make it boys

[Anonymous No.55676406]

GM based kings

[Anonymous No.55676411]

>>55673590
what if I told you it involves astrology and ancient Pythagoreans

[Anonymous No.55676418]

>>55676411
Give us the quick rundown anon

[Anonymous No.55676427]

>>55675993
I spent 20k on link at 6
added to my existing stack

[Anonymous No.55676453]

>>55675993
>you niggers that failed to sell in 2020 have been ruined, both financially and spiritually

>spent $10k on link in 2018
>value today is $180,000

Tell me more about how financially ruined I am lol.
>bbut if you sold the pico top you’d $xxxx amount instead!
You measure your net worth during the market bottoms, not during the tops

[Anonymous No.55676553]

>>55675785
>The only Blockchain of any value is the Bitcoin network.
That's hilarious, considering Bitcoin's primary use case is to suppress the price of Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.55676556]

>>55672524
>suck as derivatives

[Anonymous No.55676576]

>>55671984
>MUH CHAINLINK!
already pumped. Just buying validators bags now lol.

[Anonymous No.55676636]

>>55676576
>already pumped
kek what?

[Anonymous No.55676906]

>>55676217
Oof

[Anonymous No.55676924]

>>55672524
Oof this is kinda bad marines

[Anonymous No.55676983]

>>55675909
You know that’s a wishful dream right anon?

[Anonymous No.55676994]

>>55676983
That's what investing is, anon: you invest when it's still a "wishful dream" and before it becomes a reality. Because then it's too late to make big money.
Also, no crypto has ever been closer to fulfilling that dream than Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.55677133]

>>55675804
The Chainlink token (LINK) is the native cryptocurrency of the Chainlink Network and it is used to facilitate decentralized oracle services. In other words, the token acts as a medium of exchange between the different parties involved in the process, including data providers, data requesters, and node operators on the Chainlink Network.


Users pay link tokens to request and obtain data from the Chainlink Network, while node operators are rewarded with link tokens for providing data to the network. Additionally, link tokens are used as collateral for jobs performed by node operators and as a mechanism for preventing bad-faith node operators from polluting the network.


While it is not strictly necessary to use the Chainlink token in all cases, it is a crucial part of the Chainlink Network and its use is encouraged to create a sustainable and decentralized system. By using link tokens as a medium of exchange, the Chainlink Network is able to create a trustless and transparent network where the different parties involved have a vested interest in the success of the system.

[. No.55677167]

>>55676217
Absolutely fucking haram

[Anonymous No.55677181]

GM based kings

[Anonymous No.55677196]

It's over bros, our Chainlink journey ends here. The Great Reset timeline has come at a crossroad with humanity. The magic is gone, the memes are stale, the shills have been uncovered, the agendas laid bare for all to see, i-i-it's over marines...only tears from here.

[Anonymous No.55677226]

>>55676217
we all know they're just an inferior version of Band, copying shit they don't understand to make a quick buck

YOU HEAR THAT PYTH FAGGOTS YOU ARE WORSE THAN CHINKS, HOW CAN YOU FACE YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR?

[Anonymous No.55677247]

>>55676217
GOOD MORNING SERRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55677268]

I'm pretty connected in VC and Angel circles and I tried soft pitching them Chainlink to them but I noticed they all kinda get it, they just don't believe in the first mover advantage. They see it as the AOL of oracles because they're literal whos

[Anonymous No.55677281]

>>55677268
and yet they believe in Ethereum
bunch of faggots are used to living in an economy funded by government printed money where we border on communist corruption, it's all about who knows who, who your dad is, bs like this in tradfi and that is what they've grown up to be good at

these shitheads have another thing coming when crypto really takes off, in the end the smart always rise to the top and the imposters get washed out with the scum

[Anonymous No.55677291]

>>55676217
L M A O

[Anonymous No.55677405]

>>55676217
im thinking we're back boys

[Anonymous No.55677418]

>>55676217
lol it's real

[Anonymous No.55677848]

>>55671984
kys scammer

[Anonymous No.55677890]

>>55672070
>was already priced in
this is the truth. LINK is already extremely high valued. 4 BILLIONS anons. Some defense companies are worth less or equivalent.

[Anonymous No.55677958]

>>55675993
I've persuaded loads of people into buying Link and one or two of them even know about Link fud and come on here to laugh at you. They can't believe how desperate someone could be to spend so much time doing what you do.
You're not even good at it jfc. All you do is attract buyers and make holders cling on and buy even more. Kinda funny really but holy fuck I would not trade places with you retards for even a moment. Happy days.

[Anonymous No.55678301]

>>55677890
>LINK is already extremely high valued
But ADA, XRP, Doge, Solana, Tron, Matic, Litecoin, Polkadot, Bitcoin cash, Shib, Avax, Stellar aren't?

[Anonymous No.55678386]

>>55676217

[Anonymous No.55678394]

>>55676217
Piss oracles DEAD

[Anonymous No.55678434]

>>55671984
WOAHHH YOU CAN CALL THEIR ENDPOINT AND FETCH DATA NOW?

We've only done this in web development for the past 30 years.

[Anonymous No.55678466]

>>55671984
WOW Marinesthhhhhhh!!! I'll admit I never really understood all this tech babble about oracles, but once I saw THIS INFOGRAPHIC, I literally rushed to buy moar!!!!!

Edit: Thanks guysthhh for alll the upboats. I've literally never gotten so many likes. I've printed out this thread to hang above my partner and I's bed.

[Anonymous No.55678480]

>>55672277
>fundamentals
>fundamentally
>$30 of revenue after 6 years

I don't think that term means what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.55678490]

>>55672524
WOW more testing, bullishhhhh marinesthhhh!

[Anonymous No.55678495]

>>55677890
>checks the market cap of scams like ADA or SHIB at ATH of the last run
Yeah I'm thinking we have a lot of leg room to pump yet, boys

[Anonymous No.55678509]

>>55675635
Uhhh so is this good or bad?

[Anonymous No.55678637]

>>55675968
This reminds me of the posts on here when Eth was 5 calling it a shitpcoin that's going to die
>>55675993
Holy fucking shit bro seriously calm down, "don't you dare"?? you sound like an hysterical middle aged woman

[Anonymous No.55678847]

>>55677958
Woahhhhhhhhh dude youre laughing!??!? Jesus christ I didnt know others were LAUGHING!!!!!! Now I have to change EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55678856]

>>55678466
>>55678480
>>55678490
>>55678847
This tranny is literally seething lmao cope and dial8 faggot

[Anonymous No.55679659]

>>55675804
There is a palpable sense of being threatened to the bitcoiners on this board and its reached its crescendo after ari spoke to congress. Coupled with the knoweledge of >55676553 it paints a clear picture of where the true value is and a decent conservative guesstimate to exactly how much that might be worth when one considers the lack of expenses spared in the endeavor of dumping to suppress. This will probably take a lot longer than any of us think. But I have no doubt of it happening.

[Anonymous No.55679747]

>>55675126
Embrace the mysticism, you are truly among the elect. Dance naked on street corners, my cultist!

[Anonymous No.55679756]

>>55678490
>>55678847
You've lost your edge, lispy duuuuudeposter

[Anonymous No.55679920]

>>55676217
holy shit man

[Anonymous No.55680119]

>>55676217
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.55680191]

its quite telling watching chainlinkers suck each others dicks over a deleted 4chan post completely ignoring the fact that sergey told snx low latency oracles would be ready in a month over a YEAR ago and ultimately lost to pyth.

textbook example of underwater cope

[Anonymous No.55680248]

>>55676404
we are all going to make it!
once you figure out that making it is inevitable, you can just focus on the day to day grind and let the details sort themself out later. thanks to this token i experience zero (0) stress about my future, I just focus on surviving and improving myself until the time is right.

[Anonymous No.55680252]

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my LINK wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

[Anonymous No.55680604]

>>55680252
cringe

[Anonymous No.55680624]

>>55680191
ding ding ding... the internet sleuths here don't care about making money as long as they "expose" le fudddderzzzzz

[Anonymous No.55680740]

>>55671984
Like there’s actually a “oracle market”.

Retards.

[Anonymous No.55681912]

>>55676553
If that were true then BTC would have dropped by like $500 this morning when LINK started to sustain a price above $8

[Anonymous No.55682019]

>>55681912
you don't say, anon

[Anonymous No.55682032]

>>55672403
MAKES

[Anonymous No.55682389]

>>55676217
That explains a lot actually.
"Who's we" kek.

People like >>55676001 posting 10 shitposts in a token they are SUPPOSEDLY uninterested in, from the good of their hearts because they don't want people to buy in...

Like they don't want honest people making it, eh ?

[Anonymous No.55682409]

Stop pooping on the street, Ranjeet.

[Anonymous No.55682454]

>>55681912
Holy kek, check the chart bros

[Anonymous No.55682496]

>>55676217
why do they even bother fudding here? are they that threatened? is it actually happening this year?

[Anonymous No.55682586]

>>55673535
Wow, that's great. Where can I buy PYTH tokens?

[Anonymous No.55682756]

>>55678434
>woaahh, you can record data on metal platters?! So what, we've been able to do this for centuries with ink and parchment.

[Anonymous No.55682815]

>>55682586
they never released a token?

[Anonymous No.55684306]

>>55676217
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA it is so over for pyth and vc cucks

[Anonymous No.55684919]

>>55675961
you're really bad at your job, whatever they're paying you it's too much

[Anonymous No.55684958]

>>55676217

[Anonymous No.55684979]

>>55676217
Fkn saved, jfc the schizos were right all along, AGAIN. There really is a coordinated effort to suppress and FUD chainlink. Someone else said it best: no one in history has ever had more well-funded enemies. And link's *still* going to win. Such is the power of Truth

So goddamn bullish

[Anonymous No.55684988]

>>55684979
Well techically jews are the most well funded enemies of humanity

[Anonymous No.55685128]

>>55675804
your post not needed

[Anonymous No.55685164]

>>55684988

[Anonymous No.55685221]

>>55684988
Checked. When the news starts to come out that owning Link is anti-semetic I will remember this post, and I will buy more.

[Anonymous No.55685245]

>>55672387
Link is a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.55685358]

>>55685245
Your life is a shitcoin and will never be worth anything

[Anonymous No.55685906]

>>55682496
The intensity has ramped up so much in the last year it makes me think it will happen soon. A newcomer to biz probably wouldn't even buy link.

[Anonymous No.55685950]

>>55682496
I’d like to think a lot of the vc types came here and got btfo by the posters and that’s why they are butthurt and refused to acknowledge it at ethcc

[Anonymous No.55686707]

>>55676217
Wow that's me (the guy who replied) im flattered

[Anonymous No.55686716]

>>55680252
ah, i love the old memes. you are a MANIAC!!!

[Anonymous No.55687003]

>>55677196
Nobody said wrangling the spirit would be a comfortable ordeal for the body and soul

[Anonymous No.55689207]

>>55672102
same slides

[Anonymous No.55689988]

>>55675934
>ahahhhh!!!! I found another conspiracy marines

the chart tho

[Anonymous No.55690014]

>>55677281
weekly reminder the chainlink bull case is:

>its a conspiracy
>mommy life isn't fair

[Anonymous No.55690411]

>>55690014
I hope they aren’t paying you full price for showing up to the thread late, FUDsister…

[Anonymous No.55691269]

>>55671984
flare

[Anonymous No.55692129]

>>55671991
>Onions nigger discovers bearish market

[Anonymous No.55693218]

>>55673489
Based gems anon, mine are AR, AGIX, KREST and FET for long term gains.

[Anonymous No.55693239]

>>55689988
niggers that glow in the dark tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.55693445]

>>55673590
>>55673898
>>55673977
>>55676393
>>55676411
>>55675300

Municipal Marmalade is a very deep insider meme, it refers to some billionaire angel investor that was in Chainlink's pre-seed round. I forget his name but it is an MM name and is weird and foreign. I recall the reason for the meme was due to MM being extremely paranoid and like using israeli spies to track down people that mention him and shut down any talk of him. Which, desu, kind of based and exactly what I'd do if I was about to be the world's first Trillionaire.

[Anonymous No.55694080]

>>55675162
Idk anon, instead of chasing airdrops I'd just focus on growing my assets overtime. The metastaking rewards I get on Egld and Ride on the Xexchange is a decent start.

[Anonymous No.55694209]

>>55693445
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY SANDRO SALSANI

[Anonymous No.55695056]

>>55694209
WHERE IS IT SALAMI MAN!?

[Anonymous No.55696383]

>>55675804
Spoken like a true xrp/cardano poorfag.

[Anonymous No.55696445]

thank you linkfaggots for paying my luxurious trip, please buy more so i can short more. i already have a new short position.

inb4: you are not white
learn how light and colors work schizofaggot

[Anonymous No.55696497]

>>55696445
What app/wallet?

[Anonymous No.55696699]

>>55671984
>CHAINLINK JUST ATE THE ENTIRE ORACLE MARKETS LUNCH

50% of the industry is not using chainlink

[Anonymous No.55696708]

>>55676217
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.55696720]

>>55696699
Chronicle, TWAP, etc. all use Chainlink.
Winklink is Tron, make of that what you will.

[Anonymous No.55696734]

>>55671991
fpbp LINKcels BTFO

[Anonymous No.55697053]

>>55675961
Holy incel fuddie revenge fantasy

[Anonymous No.55698546]

>>55675624
Oh, so you’re like a superhero, here to save Mr. Normiefuck from losing money.
Give me a fucking break

[Anonymous No.55699556]

>>55671991
Fpbp

[. No.55700064]

>>55677268
This is at least creative. Points for originality

[Anonymous No.55700068]

>>55677268
i give this FUD a 7/10