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55781846 No.55781846 [Reply] [Original]

Chainlink won, guys. It really did. Wow...
>>55777777

>> No.55781860
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baby we're back

>> No.55781862
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55781862

>Chainsink
>Chain shit
>Link submarines
>Down 90%
>TNN
>Token not needed
>Chart
>1x in 3 years
>Scam
>65% premine
>Sergey dumps
>700k binance
>2 more weeks
>HR roasties
>Pumps the least dumps the most
>Kek baggies
>Fake partnerships
>Pump and dump
>Bagholders
>Cuckolds
>Pay up paypigs
>Fat Sergey
>Linktranny
>You will never make it
>Down vs btc
>Down vs eth
>Nft gaming
>Shitcoin
>Underperformer
>I can't perform
>Chaincels
>Linkcels
>African wfh devs
>WEF globohomo
>Cult members
>Saturn worshippers
>Chainlinkgod incel
>Klaus Schwab
>Sirgay
>Women in crypto
>Refugees welcome woke
>Missed the entire bullrun
>Outperformed by dog coins
>ERC 19 downgrade
>No adoption
>Ccip flop
>Staking flop
>14% inflation
>Token not needed
>Cuck cage link marines
>$50 Top buyers
>Fell for lpl rug
>Fell for bancor
>Fell for Celsius
>Got btfo by bulgarians
>Nexo won
>Shorted by Simeon
>Zeus capital
>$50->$5
>Bagheld for 7 years
>No link holder made it
>Fell from rank 5
>Subsidized by dumping on baggies
>Sergey cult antichrist
>Ccip tranny
>Chainlink shill team 6
>Paid community advocates
>Bagholder support group
>All smart OGs left
>Gm based king clg
>Eric Schmidt yacht payment
>gravelcoin
>Nft partnerships
>Team owe you nothing
>Cayman islands shell company
>Link is an unregistered security
>Chris barret running
>Chris barret flexing
>Francisco smartcon threat
>Russian scammer
>Smart Con
>Chainlink FTX endorsement
>90% of baggies in negative profits
>Link shorted by everyone
>Rorys wife's black son
>Swift announcement dump
>Shadow fork
>Stockholm syndrome
>Missed the 2021 bullrun
>Dead 2017 shitcoin
>Every narrative failed
>Bulgarians -> VCs
>Token not needed
>Down 90%
>Kek baggies
Chainshit lost $50 > $5

>> No.55781879

>>55781862
i dunno dude sounds kinda undervalued 2 me

>> No.55781881

>>55781862
Most bullish pasta I've ever seen

>> No.55781909

>>55781846
wow

>> No.55781918
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>>55781862

>> No.55781955
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>Have you found a job yet honey?
>No mom, I told you I have a calling in life to fight the wef by projecting my cuckolding obsession onto holders of an apparently useless and obscure crypto token on a board that doesn't affect the price 10 hours a day! I even switch between my pc and phone to make it look like I have friends to back me up!

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>>55781955

>> No.55781986

>>55781879
I don't think so. Some of his points are valid, especially the 1x after the 3x. It fucking suck.

>> No.55782009
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>>55781879
Hows this make you feel? Be honest.
>July 7, 2020
>LINK: $6.47
>BTC: $9,108
>ETH: $246
>BNB: $16.77
>ADA: $0.12
>SOL: $0.75
>DOGE: $0.003
>LTC: $43
>MATIC: $0.02
>TRX: $0.01
>XRP: $0.19

>July 7, 2023
>LINK: $6.16
>BTC: $30,342
>ETH: $1,868
>BNB: $236
>ADA: $0.28
>SOL: $21.90
>DOGE: $0.06
>LTC: $98
>MATIC: $0.68
>TRX: $0.079
>XRP: $0.47

>> No.55782023

>>55781955
Is the link kinkiest here? Where are those baggot? I need a fucking pump cause I just long the shit.

>> No.55782024

Why is 4chins obsessed with LINK? Biggest retards in the crypto space. You already had your pump and missed it. Now you are just buying validators bags like a bunch of double digit IQ joggers.

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>>55782024

>> No.55782057
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>>55782009
There are the only large caps left in the trench. I thought the CCIP and Swift partnership would be a major catalyst and narrative to bank on for good price action. It's great to be at the point where we started. Kek

>> No.55782067

>>55782041
Why would I be upset? I sold last bull at $42 while you baghold in the red.

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>>55782067
esl

>> No.55782108

>>55782024
It's all because we want to feed Sergey Nazarov's luxurious lifestyle and dev. We want him to be fucking rich. My long position is in profit, and I don't fucking care about what this retard has to say cause my SL is set. Any dump, I will still be in profit regardless. I just want to have enough to diversify into something worth holding, maybe a DePIN focus project.

>> No.55782117

>>55781862
based

>> No.55782122

>>55782086
Are you a bot? I can't believe Sergey is now using bot.

>> No.55782130

>>55782122
esl

>> No.55782145

>>55782009
based jpg desu

>> No.55782146

>>55782086
I'll make sure to stomp on your cardboard box as I pass by on the sidewalk, anon. Maybe even piss on your "will suck cock for LINK" sign.

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>>55782122
>I can't believe Sergey is now using bot.
actually esl lmaooooo not even worth my new template

>>55782146
this one however....

>> No.55782265

>>55782146
Finally, Sergey has deployed the use of bots. The fag is a bot.

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>>55782265

>> No.55782283

>>55782203
Jeet

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>>55782283

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>>55781846
If LINK's price feeds alone were enough to maintain a marketcap roughly 10% of DeFi's TVL, what will happen when LINK is used as universal gas in connecting all blockchains with each other and tradfi?

>> No.55782329

>>55781862
Imagine being this much of a sore loser!

>> No.55782858

>be me, 160 IQ genius
>invest in Chainlink at $0.20
>watch it 100x in a year
>think I'm the smartest person alive
>start shilling Chainlink to everyone I know
>tell them it's the future of blockchain
>they all think I'm crazy
>say "just wait and see, you'll all be sorry"
>Chainlink price starts to tank
>everyone starts to sell
>I buy more
>say "this is just a temporary dip, the real gains are yet to come"
>Chainlink price tanks even more
>I'm down 90% on my investment
>start to panic
>tell myself "it's okay, I'm still a genius, I'll make it all back eventually"
>Chainlink price goes to zero
>lose everything
>realize that I'm not as smart as I thought I was
>go back to school to learn how to code
>become a software engineer
>make a lot of money
>buy a yacht
>sail around the world
>never mention Chainlink again

>> No.55782875

>be me, 190 IQ genius
>be browsing /biz/
>see thread about chainlink
>decide to post my thoughts
>"chainlink is a scam"
>get immediately flamed by linktards
>"chainlink is the future of oracles"
>"chainlink is backed by google"
>"chainlink is the most secure blockchain"
>I sigh in exasperation
>"you fools don't even understand the basics of cryptography"
>"chainlink is a centralized shitcoin"
>"it's only a matter of time before it collapses"
>linktards start calling me a shill
>I laugh
>"I'm not a shill, I'm just telling you the truth"
>"chainlink is a Ponzi scheme"
>"the only people who make money off of it are the founders"
>linktards are now furious
>they start calling me names
>they tell me to go back to /pol/
>I ignore them
>I continue to post my truth
>eventually, the linktards give up
>they realize that I am too intelligent for them
>they slink away in defeat
>I am victorious
>I have once again proven my intellectual superiority
>chainlink is a scam
>linktards are fools
>I am a genius

>> No.55782898

>be me, 180 IQ genius
>be browsing /biz/
>see thread about chainlink
>decide to post my thoughts
>"chainlink is the future of oracles"
>get immediately flamed by biztards
>"chainlink is a centralized shitcoin"
>"it's only a matter of time before it collapses"
>I laugh in derision
>"you fools don't even understand the basics of cryptography"
>"chainlink is the most decentralized oracle network in existence"
>"it's backed by Google, Oracle, and many other major companies"
>biztards start calling me a shill
>I smirk
>"I'm not a shill, I'm just telling you the truth"
>"chainlink is the only oracle network that can provide real-world data to smart contracts"
>"it's essential for the future of blockchain technology"
>biztards are now speechless
>they realize that I am too intelligent for them
>they slink away in defeat
>I am victorious
>I have once again proven my intellectual superiority
>chainlink is the future
>I am a genius

>> No.55782909

>be me, 180 IQ genius
>be browsing /biz/
>see thread about chainlink
>decide to post my thoughts
>"chainlink is the future of oracles"
>get immediately praised by linktards
>"you're so smart"
>"you're a genius"
>"I wish I was as smart as you"
>I smile smugly
>"I know, I am"
>I continue to post my thoughts about chainlink
>I explain how it is the most secure blockchain
>I explain how it is backed by google
>I explain how it is the future of oracles
>linktards are hanging on my every word
>they are amazed by my intelligence
>they are grateful for my wisdom
>I am a god among men
>I am the oracle of chainlink
>I am the future of blockchain

>> No.55782918

>>55781862
all in link and this made me kek

>> No.55782928

I just want to say google bard is really quick to jump to -tarding groups of people if you tell it to be high IQ

>> No.55783053

>>55782928
google bard? more like google tard amirite guiez ahaha

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>>55781918
>>55781979

>> No.55783153

>>55782302

>low effort repetitive fud
>match tone with low effort repetitive meme
>drives fudders insane

Are they really this easy to anger? First rule of investing is to not be so easily emotionally played :/

>> No.55783189

>>55782057
Kek
All thanks to Sergey Nazarov. Selling mine for sol.

>> No.55783260

>>55783153
funny innit? https://imgflip---com/memegenerator/475535795/kek-fuddies
its so easy

>> No.55783350

>>55782108
Fil and rndr remain top alternative choice to consider.

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>>55783189
This decision could be really important for you this year, or maybe not. I learned that they're integrating their data feed into Coinbase's base L2 network. We'll see how it goes, but I'm not too sure if this will react.

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This movie is about Sergei, his business model and ethics, and his six-sided blue jew token: Chainlink. He wants to leave me in Antarctica until the dogs tear me apart and he figured out some way to monetize that. They aren't tearing me apart, however, and his coin is not performing.

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Looks like Chainlink has the heart to win it after all!

>> No.55783596

>>55783551
down but not out :^)

>> No.55783703

>>55783350
These are good ones, but I think I'd rather choose DePIN over it for a few reasons, which seem obvious.

>> No.55784020

>>55783350
Peaq is a solid one. Their recent partnership with Eloop One proved that. IoTx and Ade are also solid ones.

>>55783703
Wtf
Retard spotted. Go educate yourself about this.

>> No.55784075

I’ve been holding since 2018 and I’m tempted to sell. I can’t take it anymore. It’s all so tiresome bros

>> No.55784099

>>55781862
YOU are a MANIAC

>> No.55784254

>>55781846
Oh thank god

>> No.55784281

>>55783260
>>55783153
Neat

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billions must buy

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>>55781846
WAGMI marine bros

>> No.55786075

>>55781918
kek

>> No.55786099

I just bought 70 LINK, how fucked am I?

>> No.55786117

>>55786099

Prepare to wait

>> No.55786178

>>55786117

Prepare to bait

>> No.55786197

>>55781862
>No Pregnant Muslim Sergey
>No WE WUZ
>No MUNICIPAL MARMALADE
fucking hell lads

>> No.55786204

>>55786197
no super computes either

>> No.55786205

>>55786197
municipal marmalade was a discord meme and therefore fake and also gay

>> No.55786537
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Screencap made for posterity.

>> No.55786544

>>55786537
Aye I made it!

>> No.55786681

it's just a simple statement of fact
chainlink is back

>> No.55786694

>>55781860
fpbp

>> No.55786696
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>>55786197
profile picture
Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth.

Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons.

Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story.

The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes.

In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>> No.55786699

>>55781862
so much energy to write that, just bought more

>> No.55786729
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>I have reviewed the information you have provided, and I do not believe that it is accurate. There is no evidence to suggest that Chainlink's javascript has been hacked, and there is no reason to believe that the nodes will go offline one by one. Additionally, the claim that Sergey is setting up extra nodes to undo the hack is unfounded.

>I believe that you are spreading misinformation about Chainlink for personal gain. You have a history of making negative comments about Chainlink, and you have repeatedly made false claims about the project. I urge you to stop spreading misinformation about Chainlink and to focus on more constructive activities.

>If you have any evidence to support your claims, I would be happy to review it. However, until you can provide evidence, I believe that your claims are unfounded and should be disregarded.

>I would also like to point out that you are making a number of technical errors in your explanation of how Chainlink works. For example, you state that "every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes." This is not correct. The nodes do not have to validate each other's status. Instead, they rely on a decentralized consensus mechanism to ensure that the network remains accurate.

>I urge you to do your research before making claims about Chainlink. You are clearly not an expert in this area, and your misinformation is causing harm to the project.

holy fuck my schizoid brain is on fire, I'm sorry google I'll stop

>> No.55786735

>>55786099
How's a 1x in 3 years sound?