/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55876837]

Who said nobody's hiring right now?

[Anonymous No.55876901]

>>55876837
this post gave me brain diarrhea

[Anonymous No.55877206]

>>55876837
>Who said nobody's hiring right now?
Literally nobody.

[Anonymous No.55877222]

>>55876837
its hilarious to me that americans discovered avocados only like 10-15 years ago

[Anonymous No.55877287]

>>55876837
>chief avocado officer
>you get no salary
>you get no authority
>you only get a lumpsum of $3k

[Anonymous No.55878107]

>>55877222
i still dont know what they are

[Anonymous No.55878183]

>>55877222
How would you even know when “Americans discovered avocados” since your parents jumped the border in 2009, pocho?

[Anonymous No.55878232]

>>55878107
Honestly they don't taste like anything. Maybe they're supposed to taste like something but I don't know what that something actually is

[Anonymous No.55878300]

>>55878232
You use it in place of butter, olive oil, or mayo. It’s basically a fat you can spread on a sandwich for moisture. You don’t just spoon it into your mouth like an autist

[Anonymous No.55878333]

>>55878300
i do and it's pretty good
just put a bit of olive oil, and salt

[Anonymous No.55878395]

>>55878333
Neurodivergent behavior

[Anonymous No.55878472]

>>55878395
try it you'll see

[Anonymous No.55878554]

>>55878107
They're pretty good as a smoothie. Ice, some sugar, milk, and blend.

[Anonymous No.55878589]

>>55878300
>you don’t just spoon it into your mouth like an autist
I absolutely do. imagine using 4chan and not being an autist. you should just go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.55879152]

>>55876837
You're still early to bonk the dog my man
you know the name, just add a .gay and you can buy some
bonk me later

[Anonymous No.55879196]

>>55879152
it's .io now you fuckhead lel

[Anonymous No.55879217]

>>55876837
>criteria: hot 21-23 year old woman
Chuds seethe

[Anonymous No.55879232]

>>55879196
oh thx, almost used the wrong site