/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.55918520]

yellowcrab.png edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55918533]

predict market opening level

[Anonymous No.55918535]

DUMP EET

[Anonymous No.55918536]

>>55918533
doesnt matter because the market is going to rocket down through it

[Anonymous No.55918538]

short NVDA

[Anonymous No.55918548]

Damn how big is this guys dick?

[Anonymous No.55918550]

Fuck America fuck Europe fuck Russia fuck Japan I am moving all my money to India, conquerors of the Moon

Kindly shill me Indian positions sirs

[Anonymous No.55918552]

the fed should have a tri-mandate
low unemployment
low inflation
low nigger population

[Anonymous No.55918553]

>>55918533
Today will be very similar to yesterday, all the same shenanigans even the same order

[Anonymous No.55918559]

friendly reminder to never bet against america.

[Anonymous No.55918562]

What happens in Jackson’s asshole

[Anonymous No.55918566]

Shill me stocks to buy

[Anonymous No.55918572]

WTF my NVDA IS -94% BROS, Fugugugugugugugu what happened?
>Remembers NVDA is known for large splits
I tell you, within 5 years the price is gonna go to 400+. If NVDA ain't bigger than Apple within 5 years, I'm gonna eat my shirt

[Anonymous No.55918573]

>>55918566
the blonde was the most fuckable desu

[Anonymous No.55918577]

>>55918520
chips bros?

[Anonymous No.55918580]

Surely there is a cope pump at some point today to buy nvda shorts

[Anonymous No.55918587]

>>55918577
>he don’t short

[Anonymous No.55918590]

Imagine buying NVDA at 430 going all in only to go down to 26 dollars the moment you do.

[Anonymous No.55918591]

4420 EOD

>>55918553
today will be like monday

[Anonymous No.55918593]

>>55918577
it's because of Analog Device...they shat the bed

[Anonymous No.55918597]

>>55918577
funny thing is this literally could happen

[Anonymous No.55918599]

>>55918573
She was the most down to fuck but the worst girl, Sam and Alex both mog her in pretty much every way.

[Anonymous No.55918606]

>RUM
Picked up a small stack of a couple hundred yesterday at 6.95. Let's see how this goes.

[Anonymous No.55918609]

>>55918550
Bros, when India becomes the superpower of the world porcelain toilets will be genocided.
Value every shit you take while you can.

[Anonymous No.55918614]

>>55918609
rip toilets. Holy shit, i should hide a stash of them in a bunker. Better than Golderino

[Anonymous No.55918617]

>>55918609
or taxed, like muslims tax "unbelievers"

[Anonymous No.55918621]

>>55918566
TTOO

[Anonymous No.55918632]

>>55918609
when india becomes the superpower of the world my toilet in america will be directly connected to the streets of india so i can properly contribute to their prosperity

[Anonymous No.55918634]

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.

[Anonymous No.55918639]

Good morning ma'ams
Took a few more years than expected, but we are finally a world superpower

[Anonymous No.55918644]

>>55918609

[Anonymous No.55918645]

>>55918550
I have a secret indian ticker that will x10
Ticker: POOP

[Anonymous No.55918647]

Here we go, SUB SIXTY BOIL

[Anonymous No.55918649]

cashgang ww@? today is our day (to laugh)

[Anonymous No.55918652]

>BBBY general still exists
really makes you think about the kind of people that post here

[Anonymous No.55918660]

Watching AMC continue to crash, you'll see empty theaters on the next episode of "ABANDONED"

[Anonymous No.55918661]

>>55918652
I think most are tourists from leddit. Look at now many leddit links they use. They also don't understand basic 4chan lingo and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.55918666]

Why isn't /smg/ freaking over NVDA plummeting from 430 to 26 dollars? That is a big fucking deal

[Anonymous No.55918665]

>>55918652
most are just jeets shilling their bags

[Anonymous No.55918667]

>>55918609

[Anonymous No.55918670]

>>55918660
amc baggies lmao

[Anonymous No.55918677]

>>55918666
because it didnt and no one would believe it did anyway lol

[Anonymous No.55918680]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG


*I'm on vacation until after Labor Day, don't crash the market while I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.55918683]

SHIT I WAS MAKING COFFEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55918685]

>>55918652
Most long-running generals on any given board that allows them are basically wholly isolated communities that just so happen to be squatting on a board that relates to them. Maybe the best example of this is the Kpop generals on /mu/.

[Anonymous No.55918693]

I REFUSE to trade before nvidia earnings are out

[Anonymous No.55918694]

>>55918680
>*I'm on vacation until after Labor Day
Going tomorrow for a weekend cycling vacation

[Anonymous No.55918695]

Would shorting QQQ be better than shorting nvda? If nvda flops everything is going down and qqq premium is better

[Anonymous No.55918698]

>>55918680

[Anonymous No.55918699]

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55918704]

>>55918566
Buy some SQQQ to get that exposure to that NVDA earnings (which will miss), also the GOP debate is probably going to have some goofball nobody try to set a big policy proposal that scares the shit out of big tech as well, (which is another reason investors will flee the tech sector tomorrow). This is what we like to call free money and a "No Brainer".

[Anonymous No.55918706]

My Puts!

[Anonymous No.55918709]

in 6.5 hours you will never have another opportunity to buy nvda below $500 ever again

[Anonymous No.55918712]

>>55918694
>cycling vacation
Based

[Anonymous No.55918713]

>>55918632
Through a underwater deepsea pipeline that russia will sabotage.

[Anonymous No.55918716]

>>55918694

[Anonymous No.55918720]

NVDA is long squeezing to $0

[Anonymous No.55918729]

>anons are still betting against NVDA
lmao prepare to get raped

[Anonymous No.55918735]

>>55918639
Can you blame them? Look at that

[Anonymous No.55918740]

/yearning4earnings/

[Anonymous No.55918743]

>>55918729
sorry this isnt 2021
nvidia got to be retarded for a whole quarter
its time for reality to set in

[Anonymous No.55918749]

Bonds and Stocks are up today.

[Anonymous No.55918753]

whats going on with Oil? why we down

[Anonymous No.55918754]

>>55918566
Someone post /co/s list of every festish in this show.

[Anonymous No.55918760]

>>55918606
What's the point of Rumble when Twitter has support for video and is no longer owned by blues?

[Anonymous No.55918764]

Cathie sold NVDA so expect an earnings beat

[Anonymous No.55918766]

>>55918712
Based Sheldon poster. RIP.

[Anonymous No.55918768]

why tlt up

[Anonymous No.55918769]

>us 10y
who the fuck is buying all that debt?

[Anonymous No.55918771]

>>55918764
>Cathie sold NVDA
she did it last year, finished in January, unless you count the small position she sold in ARKF

[Anonymous No.55918777]

>FL
Looks like it got joggered

[Anonymous No.55918782]

>>55918771
Classic Cathie move

[Anonymous No.55918788]

>>55918768
because they are getting out of equities dumbdumb

[Anonymous No.55918792]

what are the current meme-stocks?

[Anonymous No.55918798]

>>55918753
People just don't drive cars like they used to

[Anonymous No.55918799]

>>55918788
indices up too

[Anonymous No.55918800]

>>55918792
.gov

[Anonymous No.55918806]

why the chinks are up? last I heard their central bank did jackshit to support their faltering economy

[Anonymous No.55918810]

>>55918799
0.3% on the day isnt exactly what we consider up after the last 3 weeks bro
you must be new to all this

[Anonymous No.55918820]

>>55918806
It seems like there's not much they can do, and what the can do the government doesn't seem willing to fully commit either.

[Anonymous No.55918825]

>>55918800
the gov is the worstest meme

[Anonymous No.55918824]

>>55918806
BRICS bullshit maybe?

[Anonymous No.55918826]

>>55918766
I still use his gearing calculator sometimes.

[Anonymous No.55918827]

>>55918806
Because they have something insane like $3trillion in cash to throw into their economy

[Anonymous No.55918835]

>>55918768
that's a bit early, knowing that the next CPI will anyway trigger another hike...we're far from uninverting

[Anonymous No.55918841]

pmi was a miss
its joever

[Anonymous No.55918850]

ooooouuuuuuttttaaa myyyy

[Anonymous No.55918859]

>>55918827
where you got that number famalam?
and if that's the reason, why we don't see any action on their biggest indebted real estate companies?

[Anonymous No.55918860]

>>55918850
exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.55918862]

oil chuds...

[Anonymous No.55918864]

And Just.Like.That. We will never see a red day again.

[Anonymous No.55918872]

>tfw missed the gold pump
Welp at least I hold palladium

[Anonymous No.55918875]

>>55918716
>i'm a fat ugly cagie so i must hate cyclists
literal subhuman behavior

[Anonymous No.55918881]

>>55918827
>Throw cash at it until the problem goes away
Surely it will work this time

[Anonymous No.55918888]

>bonds spiking hard
I am genuinely so confused as to what's causing these massive swings in the market for what yields people are willing to pay for

Did QE turn on again or china/japan start buying?

[Anonymous No.55918894]

>>55918520
How are we estimating Nvidia's performance this quarter? I think it's overvalued.

[Anonymous No.55918897]

>>55918872
Bro I'm just holding Lundin Gold. Great stock, great earnings, great finds, and great divvies. Gold is literally that ez

[Anonymous No.55918900]

Sooo are we ignoring the huge miss of Analog device? Semi still down lads. And next quarter as well. Except for Nvda. they're literally the only semi company pulling the sector right now

[Anonymous No.55918912]

>>55918760
I would fucking destroy their pussies

[Anonymous No.55918914]

>>55918859
It's pretty well known that china has massive cash reserves
>https://www.ceicdata.com/en/indicator/china/foreign-exchange-reserves
And their debt to gdp is still below 100% so they have a lot of room to BRRRRRR their economy on

[Anonymous No.55918916]

>>55918900
>Analog device
We're all digital now, chud.

[Anonymous No.55918919]

Hold it RIGHT THERE. We heard there might be some NIGGERS around here. Y'all seen any NIGGERS? The way you know if you are seeing a NIGGER or not is a NIGGER ain't got no BOIL. If y'all spot any NIGGERS around here we need you to tell them "NIGGER!" for us, ok?

[Anonymous No.55918920]

>>55918894
9,5 billion rev

[Anonymous No.55918921]

Predictions for NVDA earnings?

[Anonymous No.55918923]

new home sales in less than 4 minutes

[Anonymous No.55918930]

>>55918923
I heard there are a ton of new property sales in Hawaii

[Anonymous No.55918932]

>>55918888
China and Japan are literally always buying US bonds, not to mention everyone else worth considering

[Anonymous No.55918931]

>>55918930

[Anonymous No.55918936]

>>55918914
>It's pretty well known that china has massive cash reserves
The massive gold reserves were well known too... before they found all the lead bricks painted yellow

[Anonymous No.55918942]

Lads I have to say it: I'm ready for autumn.

[Anonymous No.55918944]

>Sell my calls
>immediate gap up

You're welcome

[Anonymous No.55918946]

>>55918914
Still I haven't read they're gonna use it today. That doesn't explain the +2% across the board. Xi even skipped his BRICS speech, which is pretty bearish imo. wtf is this market again

[Anonymous No.55918947]

>>55918900
AMAT is up which is the best indicator for the entire semi space.

[Anonymous No.55918955]

>>55918944
dont think you know what the term gap up means

[Anonymous No.55918959]

>>55918894
nah, they got this.

[Anonymous No.55918960]

>>55918946
>Xi even skipped his BRICS speech
Isnt he in SA just for BRICS?

[Anonymous No.55918964]

>>55918900
Shame that dubs went to an ESL faggot.

[Anonymous No.55918972]

Who has a genuine prediction for NVDA earnings? The ever-higher price targets that have come out in the last couple weeks along with everyone expecting high earnings has me thinking that it could dump hard on even the most microscopic miss, but I also think it's likely that they made $11bn+ this quarter with such high demand for their chips

[Anonymous No.55918975]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55918976]

>>55918914
>And their debt to gdp is still below 100%
That's because China offloads its debt to local governments and financial systems, their total debt is over 300% of GDP and among the highest in the entire world.

[Anonymous No.55918977]

>>55918923
Strong sales, but I'm not sure if were in good news = good news territory yet

[Anonymous No.55918979]

>>55918959
ah, cool beans! I love being wrong in this case. I was just speculating how fucked my calls are.

[Anonymous No.55918986]

>SPY is green and keeps going up while my puts keep going down

[Anonymous No.55918993]

>>55918972
they'll beat and the stock will go down

[Anonymous No.55918997]

>>55918986
I told you assholes yesterday we were going up before coming back down. Could have sold them yesterday.
I don't know why I treat you so well.

[Anonymous No.55919009]

>>55918921
This is my prediction.

[Anonymous No.55919010]

>>55918986
You gotta know when to hold em know when to fold em.

[Anonymous No.55919012]

>>55918993
Why though? Lower guidance? I'm just skeptical that companies like Nvidia would accidentally overestimate their own earnings and guidance, mainly because they have incentive to do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.55919014]

>>55918894
Easiest beat in all of recorded history. Their Q3 2022 was really weak as well... Then again maybe not. How the heck is the consensus for EPS so high? Last Q it was around 0,9 and Q3 2022 it was 0,7. How is it 2+ now? Jesus christ NVDA is gonna be the biggest bull the stock market has ever seen

[Anonymous No.55919018]

>>55918955
Yeah the gap in my ass from the kikes running this shit

[Anonymous No.55919019]

>>55918997
>I don't know why I treat you so well.

because Deep down you love us

[Anonymous No.55919020]

>>55919012
Everyone is going to take their profit before the COVID dump this fall

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55919035]

>>55919014
It's going to miss, but it'll recover quickly as chat gpt tells retards to buy more.

[Anonymous No.55919037]

Fugg it's over for bobo ain't it? Worst we get is double bottom on daily

[Anonymous No.55919044]

>>55918972
It's gonna pump minimum of 30%. Going long is basically free money

[Anonymous No.55919049]

>>55918875
They need to stay off roads meant for motor vehicles is all I'm saying

[Anonymous No.55919055]

>>55918997
>>55919010
Whatever, I'll just coast through the day and do the bare minimum at work to get by and then go home.
When NVDA collapses tomorrow hopefully it takes SPY with it.

[Anonymous No.55919066]

>>55919044
30% is already priced in

[Anonymous No.55919067]

>>55918972
The demand is that high, possibly even higher. NVDA is also notorious for giving rather conservative guidance so yeah. Everyone wants in on the tech and their profit-to-produce ratio on that hardware is absolutely BRUTAL.
You might think they are overvalued but the truth is that they really are that far ahead and they have quite literally zero competition in the field.

[Anonymous No.55919070]

>>55919055
>Now your gamboling is effecting your productivity
doom loop

[Anonymous No.55919075]

>>55918923
Existing home sales down. New home sales up. I know what comes next. But do you mumu?

[Anonymous No.55919076]

Time to start dcaing my puts until im broke

[Anonymous No.55919078]

>>55919075
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55919081]

>>55919009
Kinda looks like a vagina (which is bearish)

[Anonymous No.55919084]

>>55919049
>doubling down on being a NIGGER
Get your NIGGER mobile off of what was meant to be WAGON TRAILS, nigger.

[Anonymous No.55919085]

>>55919066
Professional analysts have a price target of $800. It'll at least match that by tomorrow. They haven't been wrong all year with their forward guidance. You literally cannot lose

[Anonymous No.55919090]

>>55919075
REITS ALWAYS WIN

[Anonymous No.55919092]

>>55918685
True, i'm on g/hifi/ abd biz/pmg/
There are some legends that get repeated so often, they become true.
The /pmg/ peeps have a silver squeeze legend for example.

[Anonymous No.55919103]

>>55919085
>800
Literally no way.

[Anonymous No.55919118]

>>55918591
Told ya, like monday.

[Anonymous No.55919122]

Remember to sell your SOXL calls by end of day

[Anonymous No.55919124]

I have a small position in AMC, been selling calls over them for a while. Im basically breaking even atm.
Holt shit lmao what a garbage company though. Its one thing to basically put a grand on the outside chance that theaters survive the coof and another thing entirely when you see what management is doing with this APE shit.
>amc down to 2 bucks
>ape even lower
Lmao
At this point I dont even care to sell.

[Anonymous No.55919132]

>>55919103
Hmmph, stay poor if you want

[Anonymous No.55919141]

>>55919132
MINIMUM

[Anonymous No.55919142]

>>55919124
Larp you're red as fuck baggie

[Anonymous No.55919146]

>>55919132
>one of Wallstreets's biggest bulls

[Anonymous No.55919152]

>>55919132
>listening to jornos
someone about to get vibe checked

[Anonymous No.55919155]

>>55918976
Source?

[Anonymous No.55919165]

>>55919124
imagine still holding 2021 memes lmao

[Anonymous No.55919167]

>>55919132
This is bearish m8

[Anonymous No.55919172]

>>55919152
that 90 day growth... damn son.

[Anonymous No.55919173]

reminder that anyone trading off of jobs data is retarded because of the severe revisions that happen to every report. the data is faker than china's

[Anonymous No.55919174]

>>55918919

[Anonymous No.55919180]

MY BIG SHOT WALL STREET FRIEND JUST CALLED ME AND SAID MUMU IS IN TROUBLE TODAY

[Anonymous No.55919188]

>>55919172
Momentum is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.55919191]

>>55919146
Post Tonys

[Anonymous No.55919192]

>>55919142
On paper im down 96.4%, I did genuinely manage to sell about $800 worth of calls since last February. Premiums are ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.55919193]

PLEASE JUST GO UP NVDA ,I NEED MONEY

[Anonymous No.55919194]

>>55919152
>vibe
Isn't that a nigger word?
Anyway, NVDA is going to new ATHs, after posting *MASSIVE* earnings.
You have several hours to prepare accordingly

[Anonymous No.55919201]

>>55919174
kek!

[Anonymous No.55919204]

>>55919155
https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Markets/China-debt-crunch/China-s-debt-ratio-hits-record-high-at-3-times-GDP
https://www.scmp.com/economy/economic-indicators/article/3210936/chinas-2023-debt-gdp-ratio-growth-set-slow-economy-recovers-economic-daily-says
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-05-08/china-s-debt-to-gdp-ratio-rises-to-record-279-7-on-credit-boom#xj4y7vzkg
https://www.wsj.com/world/fueled-by-long-credit-binge-chinas-economy-faces-drag-from-debt-purge-e4621859

Just what I found with a quick google search, bear in mind most of this data is from 2022.

[Anonymous No.55919205]

How do I into oil

[Anonymous No.55919218]

>$SPY: /Smg/ Cuts Target Price to $380 from $460

[Anonymous No.55919221]

>>55919191
I enjoy that this shoop I made gets posted almost as much, or more than the original

[Anonymous No.55919223]

>>55919180
Bond yields down we pump.
>>55919192
at least you don't sound as bad as pic_rel

[Anonymous No.55919230]

>>55919218
The biggest names on Wall St. post here as a kind of backroom meeting place.

[Anonymous No.55919231]

i wake up and i'm making money
nice

[Anonymous No.55919240]

>>55919221
It's sound advice and you did a good job blending that text bar.

[Anonymous No.55919241]

I was right to sell my USD/EUR

[Anonymous No.55919243]

>>55919231
top of the session indicator

[Anonymous No.55919246]

I am increasing my NVDA price target from $2000 to $8000. Buy.

[Anonymous No.55919253]

>>55919243
noo, delete this, i had an awful night last night

[Anonymous No.55919254]

i think nvidia is a $120 stock change my mind

[Anonymous No.55919255]

feels good to be a momentum chad

[Anonymous No.55919257]

>>55919205
Go back in time to June 27th and by UCO.

[Anonymous No.55919260]

>BREAKING - $NVDA: /Smg/ Raises Target Price to $8,000 from $2,000

[Anonymous No.55919268]

I hate that soxl pump. if there was no Nvidia in it, we'd be going down like no tomorrow. Semi are not in good shape for the next quarter

[Anonymous No.55919269]

>>55919231
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55919272]

Send it

[Anonymous No.55919275]

>>55919066
30% being priced in is priced in which means it can jump an additional 18%

[Anonymous No.55919280]

>>55919255
you should be using TTM then

[Anonymous No.55919282]

>>55919240
>virgin bobo vs gigaCHAD TONY
Bloody hell why does he look so trustworthy and yet so smug at the same time?

[Anonymous No.55919287]

/smg/ price targets

>NVDA
$10,000

>AAPL
$350

>TSLA
$750

>RICK
$100

>TWNK
$30

>TGT
$10

[Anonymous No.55919291]

>>55919282
Because he zoomed out and saw that it, indeed, always goes up.

[Anonymous No.55919293]

PYPL bros, we have an uptrend. Finally proud of my $59.947 average.

[Anonymous No.55919294]

>>55919268
>Semi are not in good shape for the next quarter
Amat and Intel crushed earnings. Only thing in semis going down is smartphone hardware.

[Anonymous No.55919295]

don't sleep on MARA

[Anonymous No.55919301]

NVDA plummeting 400 dollars should be a big deal. What am I missing here?

[Anonymous No.55919302]

>>55919275
Its actually 35% priced in. If p/e ratio stays the same price would rise to ~520...but thats not even what theyre saying it will be.

[Anonymous No.55919307]

>>55919301
are you a bot

[Anonymous No.55919308]

>>55919287
>Forgot to put TLT on the list
WTF IS THIS?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.55919313]

>>55919301
>NVDA $65

[Anonymous No.55919316]

I need to turn $1000 into $20k by friday 7pm

[Anonymous No.55919321]

I am upgrading Peloton (PTON) to Overweight with a buy rating. Price target $20.

I am upgrading Abercrombie and Fitch (ANF) to Overweight with a buy rating. Price target $200.

[Anonymous No.55919323]

>Probably no stock has dented Cathie Wood's reputation more than Nvidia. The fund manager, known for her love of futuristic (and often speculative) technology companies, sold most of her stake in the graphics chipmaker prior to the company announcing that its earnings and sales swelled due to artificial intelligence demand.

>Now investors are wondering if Nvidia (NVDA) can pull a second rabbit out of its hat, when results are announced after the close on Wednesday. The stock surged 8% on Monday but cooled 3% on Tuesday. Nvidia shares were back on the upswing in premarket action on Wednesday.

>Wood apparently isn't bullish. According to Wood's daily disclosures, the ARK Next Generation Internet ETF ARKW sold just over $1 million worth of Nvidia stock on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.55919325]

Let's pump up SPY

[Anonymous No.55919328]

>>55919316
buy dead spreads friday morning and pray you get a big move with jackson's hole

[Anonymous No.55919331]

>>55919307
No one is giving me an answer as to why. I have never seen a stock go from 433 dollars to just 26 over night and no one on /biz/ or /smg/ things that is a big deal.

[Anonymous No.55919332]

>NVDA TP1 $800

[Anonymous No.55919334]

>>55919291
In the long run you should always buy the SP&500. Always accumulate stocks unless you believe in an apocalyptic event in which case your dollars would also be worthless

[Anonymous No.55919340]

>>55919331
What the fuck is wrong with you my guy

[Anonymous No.55919344]

>>55919331
ok not a bot just retarded, got it

[Anonymous No.55919343]

>>55919316
buy Peloton, lol

[Anonymous No.55919346]

>$TBEV: /Smg/ Cuts Target Price to $420.69 from $.0001

[Anonymous No.55919349]

>>55919268
Arm IPO next month will generate some buzz, probably spilling over to related companies (e.g. STM, Renesas, NVDA) once people realise the float is too small to do anything with.

[Anonymous No.55919359]

>>55919334
I mean, it's always the top 500 winners, regardless if it's retardedly topheavy.

[Anonymous No.55919362]

>>55919331
go back to the gme general schizoid

[Anonymous No.55919364]

>>55919323
Has anyone's reputation being shattered as fast as this bitch? You could literally just buy Cotsco and BTFO any of her portfolios and without commission fees.

[Anonymous No.55919368]

>>55919331
>stock go from 433 dollars to just 26 over night
It's the "big fish" cashing out their chips, anon. You should know this by now...

[Anonymous No.55919369]

>>55919328
>>55919343
I am 100% serious

[Anonymous No.55919370]

>>55919369
so was i

[Anonymous No.55919375]

Hearing reports that a top /smg/ analyst has raised his NVDA price target from $800 to $2000

[Anonymous No.55919377]

>>55919291
Please post more Tonys. I just realized I have nowhere near enough. I have like 6 Tonys... also yes, the line indeed only goes up. A lot of experts try to outsmart the market only to end up in ruins but it really is that simple

[Anonymous No.55919378]

>>55919331

[Anonymous No.55919379]

NVDA PREDICTION: they announce multiple share classes: NVDA^GS, NVDA^GT, NVDA^GTX and NVDA^GTX^Ti

[Anonymous No.55919384]

>>55919294
smartphones, laptops and memory, which are the main driver of the semi industry.
Other are automotive (marginal cause low margin), fucking AI (but only valid for tsmc lol) and servers.
Intel run on server, and amat rules over everyone, because everyone is burning cash building those fabs. that doesn't mean the revenue will increase tho.

[Anonymous No.55919385]

>>55919325
I agree. I need more SQQQ cheapies before September.

[Anonymous No.55919386]

>>55919375
I heard that ITT

[Anonymous No.55919392]

Marvell Technologies (MRVL) downgraded to sell. Price target $25.

[Anonymous No.55919405]

>>55919349
arm don't do any AI chip. it's mostly smartphones, which are down for now. I don't understand their extreme valuation

[Anonymous No.55919409]

Speaking of NVDA, some fuckface on eBay bought a gently used graphics card from me nearly 3 months ago, used it, then tried to open a return a couple of days ago and claim the card was DOA. Getting real tired of dealing with eBay scammers, bros.
>>55919377
Mine have already all been posted, but here's a JPow for you

[Anonymous No.55919415]

>>55919405
They do. They are also in cloud and automotive now.

[Anonymous No.55919420]

thunderstorm hittin bros. they are gonna cut out my power so i miss the nvidia crash. SAD!

[Anonymous No.55919422]

>>55919340
>>55919344
>>55919362
>>55919378
So none of you thinks this is odd and that there is no news of this happening?

[Anonymous No.55919424]

>>55919405
They're trying to meme the RISC future.

[Anonymous No.55919428]

>>55919405
Here is an example: https://www.arm.com/products/silicon-ip-cpu/ethos/ethos-u55

[Anonymous No.55919429]

BUY 0DTE $364 PUTS NOW IF YOU WANT A QUICK 3X!

[Anonymous No.55919434]

>>55919422
Stop using google dumdum.

[Anonymous No.55919435]

>>55919422
Please look up the ticker on literally any other platform and report back to us. Thanks

[Anonymous No.55919438]

>>55919429
No. Do this tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55919439]

And just like that
100% of my lots for 100% of my tech holdings are green again

[Anonymous No.55919445]

>>55919422
Tickers have temporary errors like this happen all the time anon, the price didn't actually drop by that much.

[Anonymous No.55919447]

>>55919434
>>55919435
Why would it show up on google like that then?

[Anonymous No.55919448]

>>55919422
Liar stop lying

[Anonymous No.55919450]

>>55919448
2/2

[Anonymous No.55919451]

>>55919447
Because Google is filled with H1B retards

[Anonymous No.55919454]

>>55919451
do no redeem

[Anonymous No.55919457]

>>55919428
>https://www.arm.com/products/silicon-ip-cpu/ethos/ethos-u55
right, so they got into ml, but it's mostly for limited data set and low speed. You can't compare that to the H100 from Nvidia.
also >ml
that's doesn't pass the Wallstreet filter of AI lol

[Anonymous No.55919458]

>>55919422
>>55919447

[Anonymous No.55919462]

I was looking through my buy/sell history and the only leaf pick I've had ever had(SGD) is now $3.94 and I bought at 0.49 and sold at 0.54

[Anonymous No.55919466]

>people in /smg/ unironically use google to check stocks
>not their broker
>not their charting platform
>google

[Anonymous No.55919470]

>>55919447
Google gets shit like this wrong all the time. Could be some bitflip error causing the number to go down.

[Anonymous No.55919478]

I thought about slurping some UNG the past couple days, and it's only dumped even further. For once my indecision paid off.

[Anonymous No.55919479]

>>55919447
Call it a glitch if you want. This will happen over night, after-hours or pre-market.
It's literally just a computer having a brainfart. They're not perfect. How can I prove this? Look at nvidia right now.
If you think nvidia is going to drop to $25 in the near future though you should see what everyone else is saying about it and look into the company a bit yourself just to be sure.

[Anonymous No.55919487]

>>55919466
>TFW StreetSmartEdge
GODDAMN IT SCHWAB THINKORSWIM FUCKING WHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55919498]

>>55919487
Thought you guys already got it from us glorious TD chads?

[Anonymous No.55919503]

Uh Bobobros I'm slightly beheeming myself...

[Anonymous No.55919507]

>>55919457
>they got into ml, but it's mostly for limited data set and low speed. You can't compare that to the H100 from Nvidia.
The idea is you train the model on e.g. NVDA hardware (remember who wanted to buy Arm? they're partners) but it can run on a smart toaster or whatever so you can say "Alexa make dark toast" and the toaster makes dark toast. It's called edge computing, it's one of the Next Big Things in tech (encompassing IoT, wearables, "ubiquitous computing", automotive and mobile). This way you don't need to put NVDA hardware in everything and make $6000 toasters.

[Anonymous No.55919508]

>>55919498
They said 2022, but then some excuse about Russian developers? IDK I'm not even memeing here I have no idea what those chucklefucks are doing.

[Anonymous No.55919513]

>>55919466
It works perfectly fine though

[Anonymous No.55919517]

>>55919457
Forgot to respond to:
>also >ml
>that's doesn't pass the Wallstreet filter of AI lol
It will when they do their first earnings release and the CEO mentions AI 35 times/claims the A in Arm stands for AI.

[Anonymous No.55919536]

>>55919478
I just keep slurping in small portions compared to BOIL as it drops. Obviously it's better to buy the bottom, but one morning you just wake up and all the sudden natgas has started the next rocket ride and it's too late to buy in. Each microcycle I start by building a net to catch rockets, then build more and more beneath that as it goes.

[Anonymous No.55919546]

>>55919507
>ML on toaster
Zojirushi made fuzzy logic (former ML) rice cooker, which are still the best to this date. You don't need ML for that, it's way over-engineered .
I'll take it for autonomous driving, but that seems still very far away.
Also I don't trust ML will replace classical robust control system in critical application. 0.001% mistake is already too much.

[Anonymous No.55919548]

>>55919364
To be fair in a normal reality this gigahuge megapump isn't sustainable, but we live in clown world so it just keeps going up and up.

[Anonymous No.55919549]

>>55919478
Incredible photo. Poignant illustration of the modern economic state.

[Anonymous No.55919558]

>>55919503
How?
Literally just starting using Keltner Channel on Daily timeframe on any index, and you will never find yourself on the wrong side of your short position.
If on an index we break below ATR, very high probability that we are over extended to the downside, and that we will bounce (minimum) to the 20EMA to test it [the middle line]
Likewise, if we are above the ATR, it is likely that we will pull back and test the 20EMA from above
It is not guaranteed by any means, but literally, start using keltner channels and average true range (that is included) on your charts, and you will literally never fuck up a trade again
The only way you fuck up now is if you go short too early, or you go long too early
When you see pic related, where we're that far below ATR on an index, you should be going long (temporarily)
On individual equities keltner channels are a bit more wishy washy, but still very helpful - but on indices it's like gold
You're welcome, bobo

[Anonymous No.55919562]

>>55919548
Woods unironically made her entire reputation on a Tesla Bubble because of the funny Elon tweets.
Nvidia at least has some real technological advantage in computing power for DECADES

[Anonymous No.55919563]

>>55919487
There's a "log in with Schwab" link on the ToS web interface now, you've probably already got access to it. I don't bother with the desktop app myself. The web version is missing a few things but it's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.55919565]

>>55919558
forgot picture!

[Anonymous No.55919568]

Play time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna be a match for the tag team titles between the Acolytes and X-Pac & Kane, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is, this Sunday at Summerslam the winner of that match will come face to face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California - San Fernando Valley to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Paul said we're gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert. The guy said 'Brother Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle it, but I don't know about the Big Show. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.'

So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with 2000 shares of CSCO, a snake necktie and lizard boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt

[Anonymous No.55919580]

>>55919546
>Zojirushi made fuzzy logic (former ML) rice cooker, which are still the best to this date. You don't need ML for that, it's way over-engineered .
It's mainly for things like speech recognition I believe

>I'll take it for autonomous driving, but that seems still very far away.
I doubt it would actually be used for FSD, I haven't looked into what Tesla and so on actually use but I imagine you'd want something a bit heftier (FSD needs SLAM which is compute heavy). Arm's selling point is usually power consumption so it'd more likely be for peripheral stuff like displays or entertainment systems.

>don't trust ML will replace classical robust control system in critical application
I imagine the humble PID controller will always have a place.

[Anonymous No.55919582]

oh you're a bear?
name 3 crashes

[Anonymous No.55919586]

>>55919478
>>55919536
As is often the case, the reversals come out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.55919588]

>>55918538
How's your bussy feeling?

[Anonymous No.55919594]

tsla puts are cheap. cfo jumped ship a few weeks ago. he was the best exec they had. do what you will.

[Anonymous No.55919608]

Please tell me NVDA’s going to beat earnings estimations

[Anonymous No.55919610]

>>55919563
OH SHIT LET ME TRY THIS BRB
>I prefer standalone software.

[Anonymous No.55919615]

>>55919582
My account when i shorted TSLA in 2020
My account when i shorted TSLA IN 2021
My account when im shorting QQQ in 2023

[Anonymous No.55919631]

NVDA 30% down after earnings, I can feel it

[Anonymous No.55919632]

>>55919610
>I prefer standalone software.
Then you'll just have to keep waiting for the codepajeets to finish up whatever it is they're doing I guess

[Anonymous No.55919633]

>>55919608
yeah it is literally free money

[Anonymous No.55919640]

>>55919632
Yeah, it didn't work. Feels bad man. At least SSE has a comfy Windows 98 feel.

[Anonymous No.55919641]

>>55919608
Cathie just sold so it's going to gigapump

[Anonymous No.55919642]

>>55919321
there will be no second lockdown
subscription treadmill is a retarded business idea
>$150---> $5

[Anonymous No.55919644]

>>55919608
Do you not know about the line... and what it always does???

[Anonymous No.55919651]

>>55919641
>just
stop saying this retard she sold last year

[Anonymous No.55919655]

>>55919642
>subscription treadmill
what a dystopian sounding horror show.

[Anonymous No.55919659]

>>55919651
She just sold over 1 milly worth of NVDA yesterday dumbfuck
>>55919323

[Anonymous No.55919661]

>>55919633
How so?

[Anonymous No.55919667]

>>55919608
My prediction:
They won't miss revenue / EPS (probably) - they'll be within very tight range of both
What they will miss, and what market currently doesn't understand (fully) is that these orders are an anomaly, they are centered around several Chinese tech companies who placed these large billion $ orders so that they could still get NVDA chips before they are banned by the US government from doing so
It's not "Oh, we'll keep selling this number of chips every quarter, to Chinese buyers!"
It's "This was a one time thing, they ordered as much as they possibly could, so that the government would be less likely to fuck the order up, and not want to fuck up NVDA finances"
future guidance will reflect this, and the stock will fall sharply - it may not be immediate, good chances that they keep it as flat as possible to rake in as much premium - sky high IV, they've been selling straddles like hotcakes
but over the next quarter, it will pull back, as this information will be digested
I would be genuinely surprised if whatever price we close at today, the price on Friday close should remain plus or minus 5% of today's closing price. they will not let the options get paid out, they will suppress true price action so that all the puts that have been bought will expire worthless

[Anonymous No.55919670]

Company wide layoffs at my job, copywriters being replaced by chatgpt/bard. Leadership just told all marketing channels to chatgpt their campaigns and get over it. Designers being held responsible for tone of voice and working with web developers to establish content for hundred of clients across hundreds of website. Is this bullish for AI? I doubt some of these motherfuckers will be able to crank out anything of value considering their current workloads.

[Anonymous No.55919671]

Oilers should have bought Fuel Oil, this thing is unkillable.

[Anonymous No.55919672]

>So anon says he is short the market but he won’t even go long on some of the speculative names that will rebound first. It’s like he wants to lose money on both ends.

[Anonymous No.55919689]

ANF bros.. we fuckin rich. They don't have any call options left

[Anonymous No.55919692]

>>55919670
>corpos using ai as an excuse to make wagies do more for less
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.55919697]

>>55919667
>they are centered around several Chinese tech companies
Did you miss the part where the UAE and Saudi Arabia also bought billions worth?
>before they are banned by the US government
Lmao you believe shit like this when it comes out?

[Anonymous No.55919698]

Entire fucking market is following NVDA right now lol

[Anonymous No.55919702]

>>55919670
Sounds bearish for your company.

[Anonymous No.55919710]

>>55919698
buy the top, jackson hole is coming

[Anonymous No.55919711]

>>55919689
yeah made a cool 30k. currently wearing an old abercrombie shirt from high school. very comfy

[Anonymous No.55919713]

>>55919698
All fuckin tech trannies again

[Anonymous No.55919720]

>>55919697
>Saudi Arabia has acquired a substantial cache of 3,000 Nvidia H100 GPUs, at the cutting edge of this technology, for a combined value of $120 million.
>Meanwhile, the UAE has also secured access to thousands
it's literally nothing lol. $120 million.
WAOOOWW!!! 120 MILLION!!! WAAOOOOWWW!!! Clearly they are worth over a trillion dollars, as they sold 120 million to the Saudis!!
Retard.

[Anonymous No.55919730]

>>55919565
still 50 points to go on spx before any real kind of test for bobo, i'm thinking long too. none of the bear macro has changed we're just ignoring it once again.

[Anonymous No.55919731]

>>55919711
we're goin higher.. shares have to be purchased. the options only go up to 60

[Anonymous No.55919739]

>>55919667
agreed

[Anonymous No.55919748]

>>55919720
Alibaba just bought 5 billion worth of chips

[Anonymous No.55919753]

>>55919748
no fucking shit
read my first post
>>55919667

[Anonymous No.55919754]

>>55919565
give the 30min chart

[Anonymous No.55919756]

Sold my calls. Waiting until moments before close to get back in on soxl before these earnings come out.
Don't play with fire anons. wagmi.

[Anonymous No.55919760]

>>55919667
tesla is buying too

[Anonymous No.55919765]

>>55919730
>ABCD here
>ABCD there
>months no ABCD
Hmm, maybe there only is ABCD when I want to see ABCD?

[Anonymous No.55919769]

>>55919754
it is above on the 30 minute
however, 30 minute keltner channels really isn't a thing lol. you can't really get signals from average true ranges being breached on a 30 minute time frame, any signal you get is much weaker than the overall signal that you get on the daily, or weekly timeframe, which carries a lot more weight
the minimum time frame I would consider using keltner channels on is 4 hours, for shorter swing trades

[Anonymous No.55919771]

Saudi Arabia just bought $10 billion worth of striped polo shirts from Abercrombie & Fitch

[Anonymous No.55919775]

>>55919667
Russia bought $3b worth of chips

[Anonymous No.55919778]

>>55919753
As long as Moore's law applies, this generation of chips will be obsolete soon meaning that if you want to be on top you will need to buy again

[Anonymous No.55919779]

Baking

[Anonymous No.55919793]

>>55919558
what do you call atr, normally atr has not the magnitude of the price
https://school.stockcharts.com/doku.php?id=technical_indicators:average_true_range_atr

[Anonymous No.55919794]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55919800]

>>55919730
the market is still net sold, today is just a meme day to go test all the falling moving averages and wick off of them and go lower

[Anonymous No.55919801]

>>55919778
they literally won't be allowed to (the Chinese)
which is why they placed this extremely large order, because they knew if the order was large enough, the US government wouldn't intervene and ban the sale
that they'd let this last order squeak through

[Anonymous No.55919802]

where are all of the mumus? shouldn't they be gloating?

[Anonymous No.55919805]

are bobos ok ??

[Anonymous No.55919806]

>>55919802
most of them got wiped out last week

[Anonymous No.55919815]

>>55919802
i was taking a nap since im cash gang

[Anonymous No.55919816]

>>55919793
what?
I'm not sure what you're asking here
yeah, price action is very important, and watching price action is another very effective method
ATR (daily/weekly) is also very helpful, especially when looking at indices

[FRESH No.55919819]

>>55919811
>>55919811
>>55919811

[Anonymous No.55919829]

>>55919805
yes, absolutely fine - even Stevie Wonder could have seen this bounce coming
>>55919558
>>55919565

[Anonymous No.55919834]

>>55919806
>less than 6% dip

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55919835]

Why is the market up today? We got shitting numbers from the PMI data indicating inflation is still stuck on everything, we got the shit that's about to start coming out of Jackson's Hole. Yet the whole market is up like 1%. I don't fucking get it.

[Anonymous No.55919855]

>>55919775
Western Mongolia can't buy advanced GPUs

[Anonymous No.55919881]

10b worth of chips just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.55919920]

>>55919835
bidenomics jack. fuck the poor, make money.

[Anonymous No.55919978]

>>55919835
What the fuck is this Jackson hole shit you guys keep posting about? Been seeing it for days now.

[Anonymous No.55920103]

>>55919769
ahh. reminds me of when i still used TA.

[Anonymous No.55920127]

>>55919802
>>55919805
We're fine.

[Anonymous No.55920347]

>>55919920
I know you’re joking, but there’s truth in there. The poor are suffering while the upper middle class (me) and wealthy are doing just fine. Still buying things, still eating out, bills paid, money left over to invest. Money is becoming more and more concentrated in the hands of people who work smart or just made it already and while the poors are growing in numbers, the rest are picking up their slack. When I go to the upper class outlets and malls there are still lines of people waiting to give their money away for things. Plenty of new Teslas with paper plates hitting the roads each day. Houses in my neighborhood selling for over a million 50k-150k over asking. We’re entering a cast system of haves and have nots.

[Anonymous No.55920726]

>>55920347
sounds the same as here, in LA suburbs

[Anonymous No.55920741]

>>55919835
technicals, regained previously broken trend line downwards on the daily

[Anonymous No.55921154]

>>55919835
bullmarket

[Anonymous No.55922162]

>>55919978
Federal Reserve Summit at Jackson Hole. have you ever heard of a search engine?