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>woke up at 8.15 am
>browsed internet on phone until 9 am
>turned on work laptop
>shaved
>sat in a few status update meetings
>plan to go for a 1 hour walk at lunch time (always the highlight of the work day)
>have a few more relaxed meetings in early afternoon before sending a few emails

Monday was a bank holiday and the previous two days were the busiest of this week so I can be relaxed now.

>> No.55989040

memes aside I work damn hard from home but its so nice not having to drive through the city twice a day

>> No.55989071

>>55988917
LOCKDOWNS ARE COMING BACK IM SO EXCITED BROS

>> No.55989089

>>55988917
i work just as hard at home as i did in the office. which is to say, i have periods of doing absolutely nothing and periods of intense concentration and production.

if a jew CEO ever tries to force me back in the office, i'll fucking S-N-A-P.

>> No.55989147

Black guy here. Fried chicken sales engineer. Math degree. $546k TC last year.
>wake up at 4:00 am
>hop in my red light therapy booth
>hit the gym, bench 4 sets of 315 for 12 reps (nigga genes)
>lay down the bbc to my white euroasian wife
>eat some chicken and heat up my koolaid brand coffee
>start making sales calls at 7:00 am while my low battery smoke alarm chirps in the background
Closed 7 deals already this morning. Should get a $26 million commission this year

>> No.55989171

>>55989147
this is unironically probably a real job position to hold

>> No.55989245

>>55988917
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>> No.55989259

>>55989147
Lolno niggers can’t wake up early

>> No.55989267

I don't even work

>> No.55990535
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55990535

>wake up 8:50am
>put on some deodorant and a Hawaiian shirt, RIP Maui
>say hi to my team on our chat
>spend the rest of the morning playing video games and jacking off to images of Jada Stevens' giant butt
>boss sends a text
>ohshit.jpg
>tells me we're getting "out early" and can take the rest of today and tomorrow off for the labor day weekend
>mfw
We are truly the kings of this century. A goddamn Pharoah didn't live half as well as I do.