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I am attractive, young and have a gigantic cock. Whats stopping me from hooking up with rich widows on cruise lines to secure myself financially speaking?

>> No.56005613

>>56005606
your dignity and your libido, I guess

if you can deal with both, go ahead

>> No.56005620

>>56005606
You can't hold an interesting discussion

>> No.56005624

>>56005613
How is sitting in a cubicle taking orders from HR roasties with a degree in corporate communications any more dignified?

>> No.56005633

>>56005606
Your lack of confidence and sex skills, maybe? You hold the answer to that question, just rizz the hags and hope you have skills besides just believing the old incel mantra of "big cock=good sex". Do that and you'll be the perfect trophy husbando

>> No.56005699

>>56005633
These women love me like my mother. This is an untapped market. Especially with all the sudden unexplainable vaxx deaths.

>> No.56005734

>>56005624
Worked at a Target. Left because I couldn't handle all the managers being millennial women.

>> No.56005764
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56005764

>>56005605
1) your name is dum
2) your truly scum

>> No.56005772

>>56005606
Nothing just wear a condom. Most of them have hpv.

>> No.56005782

>>56005699
Then why are you asking a board of incels? Go sexo

>> No.56005791

>>56005734
I know that feel bro. The self entitlement and egos they can have is beyond belief.

>> No.56005859

>>56005606
but how would u tell if they're rich or not?

>> No.56005882

>>56005699
Go absolutely ape banana urangutan morbin time on the old vag then, player. Just use a condom probably

>> No.56005915

retard op
why would a widow pay to get dicked down if you're giving it for free
you're a man, start thinking like one and not a woman

>> No.56005927

>>56005699
This. I just told my divorced sugar mama to get the new booster and recently we discussed setting up an irrevocable trust with me as trustee. Life could not be better right now

>> No.56005935

It doesn't work that way anon rich women want rich men

>> No.56006268

>>56005606
You'd have to take into account the ROI, how much are you spending in these cruises, how much are you missing out on income by going to these cruises? Then the conversion rate from cougar into sugar mommy. A lot of metrics to take into consideration desu.

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56006317

>>56005606
>I am attractive, young and have a gigantic cock

So get layed and get payed!

>> No.56007539

>>56005606
they will not leave you 1 cent.

>> No.56007619

>>56005606
I'm not young anymore, but when I was 19-years-old a mid-thirty-something-year-old woman gave me a hand-job for helping move a fridge up some stairs and into her apartment.

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56007691

>>56005606
where would you meet them? also i guess being a good conversationist would be the most important thing to them

>> No.56007979

>>56005606
nothing anon, go for it. i believe in you

actually i just might do the same

>> No.56007984

>>56007979
not for the money tho. just because i have mommy issues

>> No.56007989

>>56005935
that's only true for self-made rich women

women that got money from their inheritance will take a homeless guy in

>> No.56008020

>>56005606
how would you market yourself to your target audience properly
as in without getting a restraining order filed

>> No.56008079

>>56005606
Ok Richard golden, back into the slammer you go. No more schizo can babbles.

>> No.56008124

>>56005606
The fact that you're a massive pussy. You seem to be the only reason why you're not doing that.

>> No.56008160

>>56005606
the fact that you made this /thread instead of actually doing it

>> No.56008199

ITT no game jellyfags they're not dicking down silent gen poon for the life insurance payout

>> No.56008303

>>56005927
Im jealous ngl

>> No.56010076

>>56005606
That youre a mentalcel.

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56010129

>>56005606
Just buy 25k Blackswan and use the bot for a lifetime and save your dignity.

>> No.56010677

>>56005606
I'm ugly old and have a pathetically average cock.
I think you should go for it.

>> No.56010739

>>56005606
i do it OP.

just say you have not been with many women, and be a gentleman. treat them nice like pull out there chair and also dont

when they die they will leave you with everything

>> No.56010769

>>56005772
LOL they missed the vaccine. It’s true.