How do I learn to spend money again?

[Anonymous No.56011849]

I've become a miser to obtain more capital, but given that I have become aware of a method to obtain 1% gains per week with a +90% chance of success, I no longer spend money aside from bare essentials. Something like 70% of my paycheck goes into my investments because of the current rate of growth. How do I avoid becoming Scrooge at this rate /biz/?

[Anonymous No.56011878]

>>56011849
meet a women

[Anonymous No.56011898]

>>56011849
>1% gains per week with a +90% chance of success
ffs just hurry up shill your telegram so this thread can be culled

[Anonymous No.56011901]

>>56011878
have one, she makes me buy new things

[Anonymous No.56011909]

>>56011898
i'd post my all-time but you'd vomit (+625% in three years)

[mutt No.56011915]

>>56011849
this board needs flags

[Anonymous No.56011928]

>>56011909
>What is Inspect Element?

[Anonymous No.56011973]

>>56011928
Do you a solid champ.

Go calculate the rate of return on 11/17/23 P PLTR 12 sold for .666 this past Monday. Take the premium, roll it into more contracts, then put all of the cash collateral into a money market fund paying 5.25% per year.
Sorry you missed this absolutely devilish play, anon.

[Anonymous No.56011999]

>>56011973
Anon is your 1% a week strategy just selling cash secured puts?

[Anonymous No.56012007]

>>56011973
Literally chump change. Try this on for size:

Calculate the returns on a x125 leveraged long on Bitcoin bought on 01/01/2023 (Ticker: BTC) and sold 07/13/2023 (The top, I literally timed it perfectly) then rolled over immediately into a x300 short and sold on 08/14/2023. I'll wait. Sorry you didn't see this absolutely delectable play.

[Anonymous No.56012014]

>>56011999
unironically, CSPs are a very attractive strategy in a high-interest rate environment

[Anonymous No.56012021]

>>56012007
Cool, now do it again
oh, right, you can't because it requires huge delta movements.....