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56078612 No.56078612 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me
>Poorfag
>Go to the bank to deposit all the physical cash I have on hand since I've got no job and only $30 in my account
>When I arrive I can't figure out how to put the money in the ATM machine
>Sit there like an idiot for 5 minutes trying to jam a $100 bill inside only to have the deposit box close on my hand several times
>Give up and have the teller place the money into my account manually (nice young lady)
>She asks if I have a check but I respond with physical
>Slip her the $100 bill, and when she asks if that's all, I tell her there's more
>Look like a drug dealer as I fish a bunch of crumbled bills worth $200 dollars out of my wallet
>Get the money in my account, and as a token of my appreciation I go down the street to buy her some flowers
>When I return 10 minutes later she's not there
So what the fuck do I do with these flowers now? Do I go there a third time - perhaps at 5 when the bank closes? I know the teller's name since it's on the receipt. Alternatively I can just give them to my mom when she comes home from work.

>> No.56078651

>>56078612
She had to go pretend to be a cashier in another subject's study.
Please refrain from unnecessary interactions with our staff, anon. We are trying to keep you safe, but the more you poke around like this, the harder you make it for hs.

>> No.56078867

>>56078612
why are you wasting moni on flowers if you're poor

>> No.56078894

>>56078612
You are so autistic that your first thought when you interacted with a woman was to simp for her immediately

>> No.56078905

>>56078867
It was only $5.99, plus I usually don't have to spend too much money on personal needs since I live with my mom.
>>56078894
It was a token of appreciation, and I thought it'd be funny as well.

>> No.56078932

>>56078894
Also there are next to no young women in my town.

>> No.56078955

OP has a pure soul

>> No.56079111

Ok, supposing that sandal is yours, which would be kind of faggy, or its you mom's so... ANYWAY, if any woman saw a weirdo that she just talk coming back with flowers they would hide 100 times of 90. If you came back with 1 chocolate, you would have made the day.

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56079141

>>56078612
>Alternatively I can just give them to my mom when she comes home from work.

Do that instead anon, you're a good person. I hope things get better for you financially

>> No.56079178

>>56079111
>f you came back with 1 chocolate, you would have made the day.
I don't think most women will accept potentially-laced food from strangers.
>>56079141
The only reason I'm broke is because I'm a /lit/fag writing a book right now and if I got a job I wouldn't have any time to write. Funnily enough I do have a degree in economics, so if I wanted to I could probably get a job at that bank lol.

>> No.56079193

>>56078612
You’re a dumbass

>> No.56079213

>>56079193
My IQ was tested at 124 when I was a child, so I'm probably just on the spectrum or at least an aspie (a therapist I went to once threw around that idea).

>> No.56079240

>>56079178
>so if I wanted to I could probably get a job at that bank lol.
That sounds like the start of a beautiful love story, write a book about that.

>> No.56079748

OP's a good lad, let him be
OP, either option is nice
Keep us posted, OP

>> No.56081187

>>56078955
> OP has a pure soul
Yeah, like those really retarded retards that are stuck as 5 year olds mentally.

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56081206

>>56078651
>We are trying to keep you safe,
Give me more money Fed boy, I wanna leave the US.
Cant even buy cheap machine guns here.

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>>56078905
>It was a token of appreciation
S I M P.

>> No.56081245

>>56079141
hope anon ended up doing this

>> No.56081948

>>56079141
>>56079748
>>56081245
Alright, Mom just got back so I gave her the flowers. She was very happy. I told her the whole story about the bank and thought it was very sweet, and that the people in this thread that called me retarded are just assholes.

>> No.56081976

>>56081948
Very nice. Today wholesome OP was not a faggot.

>> No.56082189

>>56081948
gotta agree with your mom lol

>> No.56082300

>>56078612
>ATM machine
>automatic teller machine machine
didn't read the rest of your garbage post you 80iq ESL, get fucked

>> No.56082598

>>56078612
OP you massive fucking autist what are you doing? Someone should call the police. Stay away from the female OP.

>> No.56082611

>>56081948
Oh thank god, I'm happy you didn't end up taking that cashier you fat nonce.

>> No.56082619

>>56081948
Cute anon. I got my mom flowers today as wel, since it was her birthday :)

>> No.56082665

>>56078905
>It was only $5.99
This is why you're poor.

>> No.56082705

>>56078612
should have just given her a full tongue mouth kiss for at least 5 seconds when you had the chance. she would have really gotten the message then

>> No.56083718

>>56078905
>and I thought it'd be funny as well
ffs gift them to your mom, it's not funny but creepy and stalker-like. also if those are your shoes you are 100% pajeet confirmed.

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56083967

>>56078612
Imagine tipping your bank teller

>> No.56084053

>>56078905
do you think she needs a token of appreciation for doing the job she already gets paid for? jackass

>> No.56084855

>>56078905
If you're not extremely attractive, and you aren't, it will be frightening and weird instead of funny you retard

>> No.56084865

>>56079111
>vary saxy madam, do not redeem police bastard bitch
Rajesh detected

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>>56081948

>> No.56084938

>>56078612
>When I arrive I can't figure out how to put the money in the ATM machine
>Sit there like an idiot for 5 minutes trying to jam a $100 bill inside only to have the deposit box close on my hand several times
lol?
this is literally the first time i've ever heard about someone trying to do this
this is next level autsim

>> No.56084965

>>56081948
your cringe as fuck, but hey, you ain't a complete idiot. Don't go out of your way to leave an impression on someone who was literally paid to do the same to you.

>> No.56085068

>>56079178
>I don't think most women will accept potentially-laced food from strangers.
Anon, you buy one simple chocolate candy, very cheap but tasty, she won`t feel pressured by accepting, you want she to accept, yes? If you came with a laced box of chocolate she will never accept it's cringy

>> No.56085547

>>56078612
>as a token of my appreciation I go down the street to buy her some flowers
That counts as rape now anon

>> No.56085559

>>56079213
>therapist
there you go talking about rape again anon. Stop it.

>> No.56085562

>>56081948
>and that the people in this thread that called me retarded are just assholes.
lmao this can't be real. You just raped your mom anon wtf