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[Anonymous No.56091900]

>Coworker constantly talking behind my back
>Only talks to me to criticize my work
>Remember months back he tried to sell me eggs
>Constantly brags about how many eggs he sells to other people
>Report him to the IRS for unreported income
>Next up is figuring out a way to get his 21 guns taken away from him
>Wife will probably divorce him and take his kid its just a waiting game at this point.
>If I leave my turnover cost is around ~$10,000 and I can cite him as the sole reason

[Anonymous No.56092141]

>>56091900
None of this actually happened.

[Anonymous No.56092319]

>>56092141
>he doesn't sell eggs to coworkers

[Anonymous No.56092470]

>>56092141
People in rural areas sell farm products go figure

I think the one that sealed the deal for me was when I was moving at a slower pace (I was a new employee) he goes
>What if you have to do this on a holiday are you going to go this slow? Don't wan't to see your family? Maybe you don't love them. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.56092663]

>>56091900
>Has guns
>Sells eggs

He sounds based. Maybe stop being a fag and do your job properly

[Anonymous No.56092673]

>>56092470
if you reported eggs to the IRS they probably flagged you for wasting their time and are gonna fuck with you later

[Anonymous No.56092709]

>>56091900
Holy autism. Will productivity increase? God only knows

[Anonymous No.56094038]

>>56091900
stab his tires during lunch break.

[Anonymous No.56094057]

>>56091900
>he finds out and uses one of his 21 guns to blow the back of your skull out
you're playing with fire.

[Anonymous No.56094505]

>>56094057
only reason whyite boy got 21 guns is so he can feel tough he wont do shit irl

[Anonymous No.56094548]

>>56094505
they all "won't do shit irl," up until the point they finally snap.

[Anonymous No.56097476]

>>56092470
How do even you sell eggs in a rural area? Everybody has eggs already

[Anonymous No.56099752]

>>56091900
bump

[Anonymous No.56099782]

>>56094505
Cry about it, groomer.