/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56244747]

>older coworker keeps showing me pictures of his daughter and mentioning that she’s single

[Anonymous No.56244782]

>>56244747
After viewing the pics he shows you do you go to the bathroom and jerk off?

[Anonymous No.56244794]

>>56244747
lmao

[Anonymous No.56244826]

>older coworker keeps subtly bragging about his days of traveling and sexually exploiting third worlders
bro stop

[Anonymous No.56244848]

>>56244826
He sounds based unlike you

[Anonymous No.56244879]

>>56244747
are you going to show us the pics at least?
didn't you ask him to send you the pics so you could post them online?

[Anonymous No.56245165]

>be me working in supermarket as a teen
>40 year old autistic colleague
>won't stop talking about WWE and his favourite wrestlers
>won't stop talking about his "gf" who is just a prostitute he frequents
>for 3 months leading up to birthday he hypes up doing 4 whores at once
>goes in to excruciating detail on what will go down (he will)
>on his birthday I'm working a shift and he brings all 4 whores into work and parades them around
>they are a mix of old leathery Asian and meth addicted white women
>introduces them to all the workers as his "girlfriends"
>colleagues don't bat an eye, apparently he does his every year
only upon maturing did I realise how based he is

[Anonymous No.56245255]

>>56244747
You're supposed to have sex with her. He is offering her up in hopes that you will breed her.

[Anonymous No.56245537]

>>56244747
She cute?

[Anonymous No.56245556]

One of my employees on her last day gave me her daughter's phone number saying "I know you have a girlfriend but my daughter is interested". What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.56245560]

>>56244747
>>56245537

[Anonymous No.56245572]

>>56244747
>work for small company
>boss's wife works as an accountant
>catch myself staring at her ass sometimes

[Anonymous No.56245852]

>>56244747
she is clearly Japanese, it would be a waste not to take the opportunity to impregnate a yellow-skinned bitch
if you keep waiting you will end up fucking yourself, like when I panicked with SORA and never got my card because I was already out

[Anonymous No.56246190]

>>56245556
She's okay with being your mistress if you get her pregnant and milk her daily.

[Anonymous No.56246204]

>>56244747
Ask him if she likes anal, he'll stop.

[Anonymous No.56246252]

>>56244826
>exploiting third worlders
Holy based

[Anonymous No.56246556]

>>56244826
Kino. I do the same to the subhumans in my country

t. 300 lbs 6’ 2 smelly pajeet

[Anonymous No.56246692]

>>56244747
why is frogposting so boring?

[Anonymous No.56246754]

>>56245572
Go for it, become the new boss.

[Anonymous No.56246878]

>>56246692
Its bots

[Anonymous No.56246898]

>>56246878
I fucking hate them

[Anonymous No.56246913]

>>56244747
>>56244826
>>56245572


>Coworker tells me his daughter is finally gonna turn 18
>I mention to him i'm dating an 18yr old
>He stops talking to me

What did he mean by this? I'm only 32 but he's already in his 40s

[Anonymous No.56246926]

>>56246898
love you

[Anonymous No.56246951]

>>56245165
Having been a shelfie, this sounds legit yea. We had a guy with learning / autism problems who'd do things like just hop up on the trolley/cart rack in the carpark ans have a little lie down mid shift

[Anonymous No.56248082]

>>56246692
>>56246878
>>56246898
unfortunately frogposters are currently the best posters on /biz/

[Anonymous No.56248119]

>>56245255
Nice. It's reasonable then. He just wants me to CUM in and around his daughter. He is just thinking about it and wanted to share. He wants me to SPURT on his daughter after making her do dirty things with her clothes off. It's kind of a nice gesture when you put it that way. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.56248322]

jannies tongue my lily white anus and Nyan Cat Money will be a top 100 coin in 3 years and you unbelieving faggots will fomo the top...#1

[Anonymous No.56248382]

>>56244747
>every morning female coworker walks up to my desk to shake my hand to greet me and giggles like a retard and tells me my handshake is real tight
>during work she is constantly staring at me from the other side of the room
>when everyone is in the office she doesnt talk much to me unless neccessary
>as soon as everyone leaves the office she starts talking to me and asking me questions about my life and telling me about hers
>compliments me on having big feet?? wat?
>writes me whatsapp messages asking me trivial shit about work and I dont even know how she got my number
>made me muffins for my birthday (dont even know how she knew it was my birthday)
>she started crying when I refused to do work for her
>got mad at me because I commented that 27 is old (her age)
>eventually start ignoring her completely and dont even acknowledge her existence
>she gets really mad one day and starts crying and stomping on the floor like an angry kid

wtf is her problem?

[Anonymous No.56248446]

>>56248382
i'm going to kill you, wear your skin and live the life where you marry this woman unless you do it yourself, anon
men live their entire lives and die unceremoniously all the while wishing for a day in the life you just described

[Anonymous No.56248470]

>>56244747
>older coworker likes you and is afraid of the people her daughter brings in
This is the nature of being a father to a daughter anon. You want her to find someone you can tolerate, instead of some random dude who takes her away from you

[Anonymous No.56248518]

>>56244747
Do it

[Anonymous No.56248558]

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Jannies have tongued my anus 75 times.

[Anonymous No.56248599]

>>56244747
I had a coworker do this to me once lol, she was a woman though, and much more direct. asked me over to her computer and showed me photos of her daughter who was in college studying accounting or law or something, asking if I wanted to date her. Meanwhile I was like 28 or some shit at the time. So like 10 years older than her.

[Anonymous No.56248607]

>>56248446
Shut the fuck up you disgusting simp
That woman spent her early 20s getting railroaded and only as the wall approaches does she want to "settle"

[Anonymous No.56248627]

>>56248599
did you at least hit it?

[Anonymous No.56248653]

>>56248518
>shooters world
Target acquired. I'm about to shoot my load

[Anonymous No.56248654]

>>56244747
She’s ugly, huh?

[Anonymous No.56248737]

>>56248599
She knew to try that shit because there was no ring on your finger
That's how we learn
Next time it's easy, you can just wear a cheap shitty ring everyday and never have to worry about it, or just have the "I'm seeing somebody now and we are figuring out a way to get married in 2025" ready in your head. I do the last way but I have charisma so I can think fast about these topics.
Let the women spin their wheels, but there has to be a wheel to give them if you ever want peace

[Anonymous No.56248815]

>>56244747

I've been in the sane situation.

My 40 year old female coworker kept showing me her 16 year old daughter in bikini pictures. Her daughter now works at my factory as well. And tge older coworker tokd me she wouldn't want her daughter dating any other coworkers except for me.

Mind you, I'm 29 and her daughter is like 19 now.

It's a trap btw OP. Don't fall for it. The older coworker is a narcissist and trying to get you on sexual harassment charges.

[Anonymous No.56248898]

>>56246913
it wasn't you anon. he just realized the future of his daughter is getting fucked by pieces of shit like you

[Anonymous No.56249055]

>>56244747
>my therapist trying to set me up with one of her female clients
>setting up two mentally ill people

[Anonymous No.56249176]

>>56248815
29 and 19 isnt even that bad, burgers are just insane in that regard