/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56270846]

I eat pizza every 8 days, its costs me 25 bucks, give me a way in which a retard can make 25 usd each week so I can have unlimited free za

[Anonymous No.56270960]

>>56270846
a 3-month CD with a 5.45% coupon will pay you approximately a fourth of that rate, or 1.36%, at maturity.

solve X * 0.0136 = 25 and you find you need a principal of approximately $1840 to receive $25 back after 3 months.

finally, since you want this income weekly, you will need to roll these regularly. ignoring the lead time since you mean to do this perpetually, and given that there's 52 weeks in a year, you will need a principal figure of $95,680 plus about one hour of your time every week.

since your time is clearly worthless, this is 52 * $0 = 0 additional paid-in capital.

finally, you are only earning about $1300/year, but to account for taxes like the lazy slob you are, simply round the principal figure up to a perfectly achievable $2.5 million dollars

[Anonymous No.56271009]

>>56270846
>>56270960
Outstanding post, tag em and bag em boys.

[Anonymous No.56271043]

>>56270846
>every 8 days
lol therees only 7 days a week idiot

[Anonymous No.56271054]

>>56270960
Why are you so upset, redditor?

[Anonymous No.56271123]

well what I do is I use my hamilton beach™ panini press
you see whenever you buy a sandwhich from mcdonalds, that costs $7.40.
the ingredients for a panini, all in, landed, costs me $2.40.
you heard that right.
so for every panini I EAT, I BANK $5
when I EAT a panini, 3 times a day, 365 days a year (leap day is cheat day), I BANK $5,475
at which point, you could afford 219 pizzas
that's ALOT of ZA!

[Anonymous No.56272255]

>>56271043
why are you trying to memory-hole the eighth day of the week??