/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56313605]

McRib Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56313610]

>>56313605
Stocks are for midwits. Buy precious metals limpdicks

[Anonymous No.56313630]

>>56313610
Why?

[Anonymous No.56313631]

>>56313610
I did.

[Anonymous No.56313632]

>>56313610
But I can earn a lot more dollars (to cash in for physical next year) via GDXJ calls.

[Anonymous No.56313635]

>>56313630
So you can wait 10 years to turn a profit and give 20% of your purchase price to people that would rather have "worthless paper" than shiny rocks. Anything bigger than 5-10% port allocation to PM's is retarded.

[Anonymous No.56313671]

>>56313605
FUCK YOUR EV SHILLING
DIE ISRAEL DIE
DIE FOR MY RECORD HIGH OIL

[Anonymous No.56313697]

>>56313671
Anon, please, think what you're saying!

If Israel dies, there'd be no one to destroy Iranian refineries or keep an oil embargo going .

[Anonymous No.56313751]

by allah! japanese girls owe me sex!

[Anonymous No.56313774]

>>56313635
What I've heard is gold has about the same volatility as a stock index fund except it doesn't make you money. And historically it hasn't had a negative correlation to stocks. So I'm not convinced it's valuable in a portfolio.

And silver is even more volatile than gold.

[Anonymous No.56313776]

>>56313610
why not both?

[Anonymous No.56313800]

You are already dead.

[Anonymous No.56313807]

>>56313800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR8c3ugaSKM

[Anonymous No.56313907]

>markets

https://youtu.be/iMzf9RLzfQk?si=5AOvZ1cwCFkrqoFg

[Anonymous No.56313920]

>>56313907
AI was mistake.

[Anonymous No.56313949]

>>56313907
Invest in DPZ
https://youtu.be/yPuI4l0jK7s

[Anonymous No.56313962]

>>56313949
>HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU

[Anonymous No.56313965]

death to israel

[Anonymous No.56313972]

>bull case 2023 is inflation turnaround
>market double tops
>then another trillion dollar war gets started up
It's all going to burn isn't it bros

[Anonymous No.56313973]

will i be able to dump my SPY weeklies that were up 100% at close friday?

[Anonymous No.56313977]

>>56313972
when the bull case is inflation coming back, you know it's not going to end well

[Anonymous No.56314002]

>>56313977
>the bull case is inflation coming back
the first half of this year was hilarious. i think even wall street jews can get jealous of mediterranean ones getting all the money though

[Anonymous No.56314022]

>>56313907
>Crypto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkQ-44PvTs8

[Anonymous No.56314034]

>>56313965
Totally agree, Mr. Yuck. They just took down Rocker's video: >>56313989

[Anonymous No.56314039]

i need the market to open now to recoup my losses!

[Anonymous No.56314045]

>>56314039
i need the market to open so i can lose more money

[Anonymous No.56314051]

>>56314039
Have you considered taking this time to write out a game plan? How exactly will you recoup your losses? When will you know the trade's worked or is going against you? Have you considered appropriate sizing? What about diversification/correlation of your bets?

[Anonymous No.56314055]

I need the market to open so I can buy more puts.

[Anonymous No.56314056]

>>56313751
>>56313605
Imma host a movie night separate from the guy running movie night on Saturday. Tonight's movie was fake and clay.

[Anonymous No.56314057]

>>56314051
can you use smaller words?

[Anonymous No.56314060]

>>56314056
Also I'm banning that cucked lesbo from attending because lesbians are so cucked.

[Anonymous No.56314064]

>>56314051
I used to struggle with this so I wrote a little bookmarklet to help me keep notes (especially on the brokerage site) in a way I wouldn't forget them.
http://mail.swiley.net/webnotes.html

[Anonymous No.56314065]

>>56314057
No. Just scribble stuff down in a spreadsheet and it'll start to make sense.

[Anonymous No.56314070]

>>56314039
Your gains and losses are in the past. They don't need to have any effect on how you invest now. Think about how to make good moves from where you are, regardless of how you got there.

[Anonymous No.56314078]

>>56314065
>>56314070
hmm well, let me think. my main objective has always been to trade what i have. that is to say, trade the current market and not what it was or could be. so if there's a rally happening, i may continue to hold my XLE shares and buy some call options. rather than get greedy again, i'll stick to what i was doing and throwing small amounts into options and pulling small, attainable profit, usually 25%. however, the current jew raid done by the heemas, the market could resume dumping on monday

[Anonymous No.56314079]

>>56314056
>>56314060
Based. A lot of those movies are fucking gay, and gays need to make rooftop trips

[Anonymous No.56314094]

it's so fucking over on monday

[Anonymous No.56314107]

>>56314078
Your energy bags may yet be saved, because Hezbollah just hit northern Israel and shelling is gonna drag Lebanon into the fight.

Even if that doesn't escalate, XLE's not a bad place to be. But keep in mind the companies in it won't always move as much as oil itself. And personally I see a better risk:reward right now with that.

[Anonymous No.56314116]

>>56314107
so buy calls on XLE instead of SPY?

[Anonymous No.56314123]

>>56314034
Should've fucking archived it

[Anonymous No.56314126]

So now that the jews are preoccupied and keep artificially prop up the market anymore, does that mean that we're gonna crash? Was this the black swan bobos were waiting for?

[Anonymous No.56314140]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.56314148]

>>56314116
How well do you know XLE? How well do you know SPY? How well do you know the last three tickers you traded?

We can't know everything about everything, so you want to focus on areas where you have an edge or a lot of interest or background knowledge or friends who can shed light on things. Then it's a matter of waiting for good setups, where you've got a pretty good idea of what'll happen next.

So I could say "SPY puts, XLE calls" but you wouldn't know why I'm saying that or on what timeframe you should keep them to let things play out.

[Anonymous No.56314159]

Hamas just kidnapped a two star general. Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56314166]

>>56314094
I hope so. I'm mostly cash because I'm a genius with a crystal ball.

[Anonymous No.56314172]

>>56314166
no that's me
pic related

[Anonymous No.56314180]

>>56313972
Must be nice to have a country the american government cares more about than the USA...

[Anonymous No.56314186]

>no mention of TLT
Lol is this thread currently filled with dunces, or non-stock fondlers?
Also, it would be nice if the war in Israel (somehow) got rid of baggot.

[Anonymous No.56314188]

>>56314126
Nah, not unless WW3 kicks off for real and that won't be happening even if the entire middle east and northern parts of Africa gang bang Israel together

[Anonymous No.56314200]

>>56314186
I heard someone got his tripcode.

[Anonymous No.56314207]

>>56314186
Talked plenty about it the last two threads. Personally I'd expect a crab due to that backroom (non-Israeli) Jew bailout magic.

[Anonymous No.56314214]

>>56313605
NOthing is going to happen as long as these room temp IQ fucks on social media keep calling for a calamity every month. It's just simply not how these things work. In 2008, nobody of this guy's caliber thought a crisis was imminent. Today, they're all over social media and youtube claiming it's right around the corner. lol.

[Anonymous No.56314239]

>>56314214
The funny thing is that it's not a world-ending crisis at all. It's just the chickens coming home to roost for American boomers. They timed it a little too early but we have now entered the future they sold away in the 20th Century. It's been almost 25 years since 9/11, and every one of those years has been defined by gradual social decay. You're right that doomers are idiots for thinking it's all going to end with nuclear hellfire in two weeks, but they're right that we're witnessing history. No country is exempt from history.

[Anonymous No.56314261]

>>56314214
It would be kind of neat if there were enough bearish speculators that they absorbed the problem and we truly did get a soft landing. The point of speculation is in many ways to provide price stability like that.
>>56314207
Yeah I think next year we'll get a nominal crab with real prices dropping. In the short term we'll get some downward movement. That's my bet anyway.

[Anonymous No.56314272]

>>56313605
I thought the McRib availability is based on Pork prices, and McDonald's brings it back when prices reach a certain level to maximize profitability.

[Anonymous No.56314288]

SPY is still going to 500 eoy. 600 in 2024.

Bears will seethe. Bears will cope.

[Anonymous No.56314290]

>>56314272
That's the boring truth. Hell, chart lean hog prices vs live cattle. It's a wonder we haven't all converted to anti-Kosher diets.

[Anonymous No.56314300]

>>56314288
Futures disagree with you.

[Anonymous No.56314414]

>>56313949
I literally already am and am going to buy more because of this Based-ass marketing campaign.

[Anonymous No.56314466]

So how accurate are these results? What percentages are we looking at to differentiate between crabbing and red/green?

This sounds like a meme

[Anonymous No.56314478]

>>56313635
>Anything bigger than 5-10% port allocation to PM's is retarded.
For that SHTF scenario where all fiat becomes worthless and 5% of PMs will supposedly help - why not invest 2-3% of your portfolio in durable goods that can be used to sustain your own life, or barter.
Tools, spare parts, a sturdy bicycle, non-perishable food, medicines, fuel, lighters, cigarettes, booze, clothes, shoes, camping gear.
Their value will skyrocket when SHTF and then you can barter some and get PMs from other people at a discount.

[Anonymous No.56314493]

>>56313973
my 2x leveraged S&P short ETF was down 4% by friday, ten minutes before the close I decided to double down and bought more. Was this a smart move? Disclaimer: i'm not connected to Hamas and had no insider knowledge of the planned chimpout, just a sense that friday's rally was fake and gay

[Anonymous No.56314497]

>>56314478
This. If your concerned about inflation including hyper inflation buy assets that you can use today (otherwise you don't know if they're usable.)
Better than PM if you're really concerned about some sort of serious SHTF situation is being able to coordinate with your family IMO. Maybe 1% will give you some liquidity but I don't think it will be such a big deal.

[Anonymous No.56314508]

>"I should've listened to my cousin Gaila. He said to me, 'Quark, I've got one word for you: Weapons.' No one ever went broke selling weapons. But did I take his advice? No. So now, Gaila owns his own moon. And I'm staring into the abyss."

>muh war in israel

[Anonymous No.56314513]

>>56314478
>>56314497
SHTF doesn't happen in the way you think it does. Your government isn't just going to up and vanish one day leaving nothing but violent anarchy behind.
What there is historical precedent for is devolution of economies and government - look at post-Soviet states in the 90s for example. With the collapse of old institutions people lost wealth and incomes. Same thing with Venezuela today. PMs are tremendously valuable under these conditions.
Not to say durable goods and such aren't also good to have - people absolutely should be well prepared on that front - but going all-in on that expecting to live in some bizarro Walking Dead universe is not quite so sensible.

[Anonymous No.56314516]

>>56314513
Yeah. "Rome didn't fall in a day."

[Anonymous No.56314532]

>Walmart asking pharma wagies to take cuts and reduced hours

>CVS closing 900 stores across USA

>Walgreens walkouts happening soon

Bros, what's going on with pharmacies lately? Feels weird when winter time right around the corner and people will get fucked by flu season kek

[Anonymous No.56314566]

>mfw realizing I am really bad at trading

[Anonymous No.56314571]

>>56314532
Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.56314577]

>>56314532
All of healthcare is ready to strike even if it kills people in the aftermath of the coof. They're seriously pissed off and want more money and time off. The different reactions you listed are the result of different actions taken to change things moving forward.

[Anonymous No.56314603]

They're fucking doing it.

[Anonymous No.56314633]

>>56314603
Nobody cares
Go back to/pol/

[Anonymous No.56314636]

Inshallah the Great Satan shall be destroyed. Please do proceed with caution and be on the look out for any stock market crashes

[Anonymous No.56314641]

>>56314633
I care and I would like it to escalate

[Anonymous No.56314646]

>>56314571
>>56314633

[Anonymous No.56314649]

>>56314641
Then go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.56314658]

>>56314646
Hey I was looking for this one. Thanks

[Anonymous No.56314659]

>>56314633
I care and it makes me happy to see it

[Anonymous No.56314662]

>>56314649
Shouldn't you be like, I don't know, trying to fend off the invasion or something instead of kvetching on /smg/?

[Anonymous No.56314665]

>>56314659
Go back to /pol/ sheep and express your programming by advertising there.
Unless you are a yid or a camel jokey there is nothing to care about, it's an absolute meaningless occurrence

[Anonymous No.56314668]

>>56314662
Go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.56314674]

>>56314665
>>56314668
You're obviously a shill. Keep hiding behind that keyboard like a coward, doing nothing while the rest of your country burns.

[Anonymous No.56314682]

>>56314674
Damn right I'm a shill, he's a shill and you're a shill too
We're all shills here

[Anonymous No.56314684]

Hello.

[Anonymous No.56314690]

Is hunsing still a thing?

[Anonymous No.56314697]

>>56314674
No, I'm just mocking the hadji and jews alike. They are both Levantine bastards and I couldn't care less about them. They are nothing, worthless, meaningless

[Anonymous No.56314719]

>>56314697
>press x to doubt

[Anonymous No.56314723]

>>56314719
Go back to /pol/. Its an absolute non happening. Unless you are a Levantine mutt, and in that case go back and die

[Anonymous No.56314745]

>>56314723
Say something /smg/-related, schlomo.

[Anonymous No.56314751]

>>56314745
The only thing that matters is the yield curve, everything else is noise. Now go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.56314757]

so we gonna have a bear market this week or no?

[Anonymous No.56314759]

>>56314757
The Golden Bullrun continues forever. There might be the odd red week, but line goes up.

[Anonymous No.56314765]

>>56314759
Its the age of the crab thanks to 0dte gamblers sacrificing themselves to market fakers

[Anonymous No.56314780]

guys, is my oil going to pump on monday y/n?

[Anonymous No.56314789]

>>56314780
>that webm
what the fuck lmao is that a real military parade

[Anonymous No.56314792]

I can feel the depression and disenfranchisement coming back. The market's going to crash soon.

[Anonymous No.56314793]

>>56314792
That would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.56314797]

>>56314272
yeah but what controls pork prices? chinese demand. and why would chinese demand fall off? because either we're mad and not selling or they're mad and not buying. noticing the "all you can eat" meals at all the goyslop vendors yet?
you've all dealt with mcrib pain, but you're not ready for all you can eat shrimp at red lobster. (going on now, btw)

[Anonymous No.56314837]

>predicted that SOXS was going up in september
>predicted that BOIL was going up in october
>did not buy
It's uncanny that I have the skill to succeed, but then I don't. I should charge people for financial advice instead of doing it on my own.

[Anonymous No.56314840]

>>56314789
yeah, it's from Algeria

[Anonymous No.56314928]

>>56314780
somebody once told me that despite being outwardly very homophobic, nearly everyone from mecca to madras is really, really gay. they sodomize boys often and publicly, but nobody says anything about it when it happens and will proclaim that they hate gays and would kill them (if he ever saw any, which he hasn't because they've all been killed)

[Anonymous No.56314953]

oil will hit $100 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56314963]

>>56314837
if you didn't put moneh behind your predictions, did you really predict anything?

[Anonymous No.56314965]

>>56314953
No. People are already bored by this non event

[Anonymous No.56314971]

>>56314965
Thou doth protest much

[Anonymous No.56314975]

>>56314971
Just observing and demotivating advertisers like you. People don't care, and the more spam the less they care

[Anonymous No.56314982]

>>56314953
>Yields peaked.
>Another war started.
Imagine being bearish on markets right now lmfao.

[Anonymous No.56314991]

>>56314982
What war? Its another attempt at distraction - higher for longer, no matter what subhumans slaughter each other

[Anonymous No.56315026]

>>56314953
they tried to stop us
now they burn

[Anonymous No.56315040]

>weekend dow -150
so much for the v shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.56315049]

>>56315040
The dip buying reserves, the overnight repo markets, are at 1.2T.
THE DIP WILL BE SLURPED. SIMPLE AS.

[Anonymous No.56315065]

>>56315049
I hope because i didnt close my longs :(

[Anonymous No.56315067]

Man YouTube is real gay. Banning my video for hate speech? Anyway I posted the video on the wrong channel anyway so maybe it's for the best.

[Anonymous No.56315104]

Don't forget to follow the Federal Reserve on instagram to learn more about how price stability benefits all
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1696761363661293.webm

[Anonymous No.56315108]

>>56315104
Fuck off Jerome!

[Anonymous No.56315115]

>>56315104
lol.

[Anonymous No.56315116]

>>56315067
I told you Baggie is connected. He has worked for George Soros.

[Anonymous No.56315127]

>>56315116
Well it only proves my point that baggot is extremely Jewish

[Anonymous No.56315170]

>>56314466
If you're not memeing and want the fun spoiled, look up what year S&P futures were actually created.

[Anonymous No.56315188]

>>56315170
'82 isn't that far away from '75

[Anonymous No.56315190]

>>56315188
If I told you Israel has been responsible for a total of 0 wars since 1925, what would be your response?

[Anonymous No.56315209]

>>56315190
I'd call you retarded

[Anonymous No.56315223]

>>56315209
Exactly. Just like that dumb >futures decoder table.

[Anonymous No.56315272]

>>56315223
I bet someone could make a decent non-fake one going back to '82 and it'd be worth looking at. Although I guess if you wanted it to actually be accurate only testing back to when derivatives first entered the scene during clinton's tenure would be better.

[Anonymous No.56315355]

>>56314963
I planned to do so, that was the plan, I always deviate from the plan and then regert it.

[Anonymous No.56315357]

>According to SEC filings, a significant holder of T2 Biosystems stock, CR Group L.P., sold more than 28 million TTOO shares in several sales at the end of September.
TTOO probably going to 46 cents, possibly as much as a dollaridoo. Investors must dump their bags high.

[Anonymous No.56315372]

>California governor vetoes bill that would have banned caste discrimination
What are the business & financial implications of this on the Magnificent 7 stocks?
https://apnews.com/article/california-caste-discrimination-ban-newsom-veto-eef696fa2e28476d566aa2f9ef3f1997

[Anonymous No.56315438]

There are people in this thread who DON"T worship Baal

And there are some whom even worship Mol*ch

[Anonymous No.56315556]

Will markets poomp or doomp on WWIII?

[Anonymous No.56315558]

>>56313972
Damn thats so lucky! Every time something shitty happens in the markets suddenly we have an excuse to go to war!

[Anonymous No.56315565]

>>56314094
Market is closed retard for Christopher Columbus day

[Anonymous No.56315613]

>>56313972
>can't fix the ghettos
>can't get 1/8th of 2008 bailout money for student loans
>can't solve immigration issues
>send all the money to Ukraine
>watch Israel bully Palestine
>now that Israel is getting bullied we gotta help them
kek biden, kek biden cabinet, kek my taxes

[Anonymous No.56315638]

>>56315613
Would sending babies to be offered to Baal help Israel?

[Anonymous No.56315646]

>>56313605
List the times something bad happened after the McRib was back on the menu

[Anonymous No.56315649]

>>56315638
I doubt it but I'm sure they'd be all over that

[Anonymous No.56315701]

Wow like fucking clockwork we have a new spooky thing happening across the ocean that has literally ZERO material impact on the US economy but there are people unironically freaking out about a crash because of it. I really hope it's all just fudbots but I think people are just that fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.56315713]

>>56315701
Most people are speculating on its effect on oil prices which will definitely impact all markets and the US economy.

[Anonymous No.56315737]

>>56314513
My family is venezuelan. They haven’t been able to move out or use their gold for twenty years. Gold is useless in a warlord society. Yes they will check your rectum if you try to leave the country.

[Anonymous No.56315748]

>>56315701
>major shifts in what Jews are concerned with isn't going to affect the US economy
That's some breddy decent b8 you've got there, pardner.

[Anonymous No.56315753]

>>56315713
>>56315748
Nothing is going to happen. For the five hundredth time.

[Anonymous No.56315805]

Market will crash upward. See you guys at SPY 500

[Anonymous No.56315835]

>>56315713
In today's world, we can support $120 oil. $5 gas and $6 diesel. We've had enough inflation that the economy can keep going with that. The consumer running out of cash worries me. But if labor participation ticks up, that fixes consumer cash flow, and a labor shortage. Getting the official unemployment number over 4.5% would really fix a lot of the drags we have on the economy right now.

[Anonymous No.56315845]

>>56315835
Wage inflation is cooling. "Real" wage growth increased .5% y/yr

[Anonymous No.56315855]

>>56315805
Very possible with a war in the middle east. Especially considering the amount of oil we now produce. This ain't the 90s anymore. Nor is it the turn of the century. 12.9M BBL/day.
>>56315845
If we can get a higher unemployment number, real wage growth will go negative.

[Anonymous No.56315862]

>>56315737
20 years of hoarding gold and never trading sounds like a larp,

[Anonymous No.56315873]

>>56315855
I actually kinda lied. August real wages dropped. The y/yr real wage growth came from a period of squeezing still on the books from last year. With the most recent numbers and I believe more part time labour means real wages should take a nose dive as people work more hours at lesser pay.

[Anonymous No.56315877]

>>56314051
>Have you considered taking this time to write out a game plan?

I no good at sport fren

[Anonymous No.56315895]

>>56315565
Only the bond market. Stocks dgaf and are open: https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars

>Sopranos_It's_anti-Italian_discrimination.png

[Anonymous No.56315920]

what is the best udemy course to learn about stock/forex trading?
Without proper ed I feel like im gambling all the time...

[Anonymous No.56315925]

>Beautiful fall day in Michigan
>the lions are playing today
>Israel is getting heemed by Palestine
Yeah, I'm thinking it's the perfect sunday

[Anonymous No.56315950]

>>56315855
Dude did you miss the last 50 fucking years of this bullshit happening in Israel? This is so far away from "war" it's actually kind of pathetic that the fud machine has whipped into overdrive

[Anonymous No.56315962]

>>56315950
Did you read what I was replying to? This "war" means we will pump. What ever happened to the Iron Dome system? Isn't it supposed to prevent this? Or were the launches too close to the targets to be stopped?

[Anonymous No.56315971]

>>56315950
I still think the uncertainty will pump oil prices. Which is good for my local economy.

[Anonymous No.56315983]

>>56315962
I just think calling it a "war" is retarded, this is just more of the same chicken fighting bullshit that two retarded religious states have been doing for decades. Obviously all of Israel's chest puffing about its capabilities are on par with every other 2nd world country that's really just a money laundering operation for the US. I don't know if we'll pump or dump on the news but the Ukraine news last year was what really got things tanking.

[Anonymous No.56316000]

>>56315962
that's the whole point.. it's "unprecedented" for Hamas to launch 2,000+ rockets in an 8 hour period, to attack 21+ points simultaneously with huge numbers, 600+ dead already, countless hostages taken - this is just in 24 hours
Now Hezbollah joining in the North
It is the 50 year anniversary of 1973 war, and there have been many ideological proclamations, eg. "We need to free the Temple Mount (Al-Aqsa mosque)!" where it's more than just your standard "death to Israel" narrative - the reason why I mention these ideological pushes by Hamas is that when a conflict tries to push ideology it makes it a lot less likely that the conflict fizzles out and ends in a matter of days
Whereas if Hamas had launched these attacks on a random day (not the 50 year anniversary) and didn't make ideological declarations, it would be "just another day in the Middle East" -- these declarations make it more likely that the conflict will drag on for longer
this isn't your standard Israreli / Hamas conflict
genuinely, your takes are fucking retarded
>>56315962
>>56315855
>>56315971
the uncertainty WILL make oil prices rise, but this is going to make markets crash, not rise. You're absolutely retarded if you think markets will rally on oil moving sharply higher.
>but anon!! we're a net oil exporter!!
>higher oil prices will benefit the US!!
It will benefit the oil companies! Lol. Everyone else, FUCKED. Corporate profits? Fucked. The economy? Fucked. Global trade? Fucked. The global economy? Fucked. Inflation? Fucked.
The bond market as a result of higher inflation? Fucked. Everything else as a result of the bond market being fucked? Fucked.
Good thing the oil companies are making more money though, surely that will save us!
I cannot emphasize enough how fucked we are if oil prices move higher
Anon, you should look at what happened in 1973. The Dow fell 17% in a single month after oil surged
If oil moves higher, inflation will move higher. If inflation moves higher, bonds = crash

[Anonymous No.56316021]

daily reminder that pol is a containment honeypot board ran by the FBI. nobody with higher than a room temp IQ believes anything that comes from there, and if you come into a stock market general and say that pol bs you expose yourself

[Anonymous No.56316023]

>>56315925
>Beautiful fall day in Michigan
>Beautiful *anything* in Michigan
You're fulla shit, Rocker.

[Anonymous No.56316035]

>>56316021
You mean like this fag? >>56316000

[Anonymous No.56316049]

>>56316035
if someone is talking about the relationship oil has on the bond market, you know they're from /smg/ retard. Lol.

[Anonymous No.56316060]

>>56316049
If someone shows up in /smg/ slobbering about muh global economic collapse you just know they're from /pol/ and should go the fuck back

[Anonymous No.56316078]

>>56316000
CHECKED
I am hoping that XOM becomes the one world government.

[Anonymous No.56316080]

>>56316060
Everyone is free to share their perspective of events that shape the global economy

[Anonymous No.56316098]

>>56316060
buddy. you're just completely out of the loop, a retard in a class of normal children.
>you're just a doomer!!
https://archive.is/pzfec
>Eventually something will break’: JPMorgan strategist warns rising bond yields could unleash a ‘financial accident’
>“If rates continue to rise the way that they’ve been rising, eventually there will be a financial accident, eventually something will break and that will get the Fed moving in the other direction,” he said.
>pic related
If oil prices rise, it will make inflation rise.
If inflation rises, bond prices will fall, yields will rise sharply.
If bond prices fall sharply, we will have the "financial accident" that JP Morgan is explaining in this article
the banks balance sheets cannot withstand a sharp move lower in bond prices - we will see what we saw with Silicon Valley Bank (and the UK pension funds) all over again IF oil price move higher
and it seems extremely likely that oil prices will move higher in response to this Middle East uncertainty / conflict, so it also seems extremely likely that the bond yields will also move sharply higher - the "financial accident" seems almost inevitable (IF, and only IF oil prices move sharply higher)

[Anonymous No.56316102]

>>56316060
not always, not all permabears are /pol/ chuds, this anon >>56316000 is right oil price surges are most of the time followed by economic downturn due to demand shock

[Anonymous No.56316105]

daily reminder that bears never cum and war is good for the american economy. there has always been a war in eurasia.

[Anonymous No.56316126]

>>56316105
buddy, what do you think happened in the 1970s?
was that war good for the American economy? for American stock markets? Lol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973%E2%80%931974_stock_market_crash
>The 1973–1974 stock market crash caused a bear market between January 1973 and December 1974. Affecting all the major stock markets in the world, particularly the United Kingdom,[1] it was one of the worst stock market downturns since the Great Depression...It was compounded by the outbreak of the 1973 oil crisis in October of that year. It was a major event of the 1970s recession.

[Anonymous No.56316151]

>>56316126
ah yes this is exactly like 1975 you fucking moron. jesus christ. I really hope you are betting your entire financial future on bullshit pol has told you.

[Anonymous No.56316171]

>>56316126
>>56316151
>The Yom Kippur War, also known as the Ramadan War, the October War,[60] the 1973 Arab–Israeli War, or the Fourth Arab–Israeli War, was an armed conflict fought from October 6 to 25, 1973, between Israel and a coalition of Arab states led by Egypt and Syria.

Buddy, check Dow computer from 1971 to 1974.

[Anonymous No.56316188]

>>56316098
>>56316126
So many ifs and potentials, not enough reality. Comparing the current economic situation to the 1970s is ridiculous my guy, things are running on a completely different system at this point. Shit, it's a completely different system from 2008 or 2019 even. Throwing around boomer tier paradigms isn't going to win you any arguments.

[Anonymous No.56316192]

>>56316171
>there are no other areas inthe world that can produce oil except the middle east
iand when everything is blood green on monday whatwill the next cope be?

[Anonymous No.56316197]

I think it might be over.


Exactly 60 years ago, the Yom Kippur War of 1973 (October 6 to October 25) started.

In the next 7 years

Crude went from $5 to 50
Interest Rates from 6.5 to 18
Gold from 42.22 to 875

Stocks lost almost 50% the following 52 weeks but ended about even after 7 years

[Anonymous No.56316205]

>>56316192
>blood green
>cope
I mean I guess he’ll probably be looking at something else?

[Anonymous No.56316210]

>>56316188
History doesn't repeat but you would be a fool to think it doesn't rhyme.

[Anonymous No.56316211]

Commodity meme super cycle is cumming!!!! Bobos will get to cum this time. RIGHT!?!

[Anonymous No.56316224]

>>56316188
Bro. Banks are sitting at 700 billion lost from their shit bonds...

If yields keeps rising more banks will fail...

BTFP is secret QE to prop up the markets. Also banks are going to become obsolete once CBDC are introduced. So yeah they are intentionally try to blow up small regional banks

[Anonymous No.56316226]

>>56315357
>TTOO moving earnings up an entire month just to announce another RS early
>baggies gonna get dumped on

kek

[Anonymous No.56316227]

>>56316023
All things considered we've had way worse governors than whitmer. Plus nobody listens to that dumb bitch. Everyone just ignored the covid lockdowns and mask requirements here. Michigan is better than 99% of other US states

[Anonymous No.56316231]

>>56316192
We don't have an oil embargo yet, possibly at all. But repeated energy price spikes + war deficit spending are a big part of why the 70s had so much inflation and were such a crap decade for equities.

Even aside from that, the Weekend Wall Street degens are expecting -0.5% and they're usually not off by half a percent.

[Anonymous No.56316234]

>>56316226
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Sell shares to investors, pump stock, dump stock.

[Anonymous No.56316244]

forget what I said earlier, mannarino-sama says curde will hit 300$. My fellow lions, we just can't stop winning. We're so far ahead of the curve it's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.56316250]

>>56316224
you might want to go look up what happens to treasuries during times of war

[Anonymous No.56316252]

>>56316244
Was he right about anything?

[Anonymous No.56316254]

>>56316226
Not to mention it's now gone from "WE GAAN TO FIDDY DOLLAS" to "WE GAAN TO FIDDY CENT".

[Anonymous No.56316296]

kek TTOO fud on smg eh, i guess i need to load the boat.

[Anonymous No.56316297]

>>56316197
I am not quite at Israel being the lynchpin of the American economy but some of this happening might take me there.

[Anonymous No.56316309]

BUY MY BONDS

[Anonymous No.56316328]

>>56316296
>bioshit that’s about to do another 50:1 RS

Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.56316353]

>>56316252
Literally no. He's a Freemason shill that survives off of $5 PayPal donations and flipping corvettes on ebay

[Anonymous No.56316360]

>>56316309
I'm sorry, I already skipped the middleman and loaned my money directly to Israel. I'm earning 4.5% on my shekels!

http://www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/country/israel/

[Anonymous No.56316381]

https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street
-151 points now
was -75 yesterday if you all recall
Yes.. we all know it's a shitty, super low liquidity, garbage Aussie CFD (lol)
it's still 151 points.. these shitty CFDs rarely move plus or minus 0.15% over the weekend
it is -0.45%

[Anonymous No.56316387]

>>56316360
I can't believe they have the nerve to ask us for money while they offer such a low rate on their bonds.
Fucking borrow some money kikes!

[Anonymous No.56316391]

>>56316360
Kidnap israeli women as divvys

[Anonymous No.56316392]

>>56316353
>He's a Freemason shill that survives off of $5 PayPal donations and flipping corvettes on ebay
source? i had a feeling he wasnt making money from actively trading.

[Anonymous No.56316396]

>>56316227
Sure Northern Michigan is better but only because no one lives there.
Southern Michigan is a hell hole. I made the mistake of stopping for gas in Wayne county at night once and was pretty sure I was going to get shot.

[Anonymous No.56316431]

>>56314214
>In 2008, nobody of this guy's caliber thought a crisis was imminent.
technically correct

[Anonymous No.56316442]

>>56316391
You're thinking of Gaza bonds.

[Anonymous No.56316459]

Do we crash because Israel is being conquered? That's like 90% of all bankers

[Anonymous No.56316466]

>>56315737
your family are cucks. that gold is useful in the hands of the local warlord, and they don't have the balls to go trade it for some local power.

[Anonymous No.56316467]

>>56316459
>90% of all bankers are taken out
>Nobody to collect on the loans they gave out
>Consumer balance sheets overnight become healthier than they've been in decades

[Anonymous No.56316471]

>>56314200
A Palestinian after he was captured

[Anonymous No.56316475]

>>56316392
>source?
Someone will post the photo of him wearing mason clothes in this thread eventually. I was wondered if he was legit when he was shilling z-cash....

[Anonymous No.56316479]

>bought ZIM last week because I thought it bottomed
>Israel gets in a war
>ISRAEL IS LOSING THE WAR

I’ve been bogged

[Anonymous No.56316481]

>>56315925
Xoxo

[Anonymous No.56316482]

>>56315845
a barbie movie just grossed record numbers, streaming services are thriving, electric vehicles are selling like hotcakes, hispanics are flooding into the country to get construction and cleaning jobs. people are flooding shopping malls every weekend.
like the man said. we can afford $120 oil, $5 gasoline, $6 diesel. quit being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.56316487]

Well we cant give money to ukraine
No one would question a trillion to israel to help them to fight off the oppressors

[Anonymous No.56316491]

>>56316467
Total Israel destruction is the ultimate golden bull? Actually seems logical

[Anonymous No.56316496]

>(((Americans))) among many of the kidnapped or slain
I’m not going to be drafted

[Anonymous No.56316498]

>>56315920
go pay for ITPM training. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFl0uDwAQY

[Anonymous No.56316499]

>>56316392
He asks for donations every month on his videos and shills his corvettes on his videos as well. The source is literally him.
>>56316396
>Wayne county
Well that's your problem. There are three places to avoid in the state, inkster, Saginaw, and Flint. The rest of the state is largely fine. Stay out of Detroit besides downtown.

[Anonymous No.56316511]

>>56316487

[Anonymous No.56316520]

>>56314214
Pink flamingo, not a black swan. This will be an event that is completely obvious to all observers both in foresight and hindsight.

[Anonymous No.56316521]

>>56316479
>ISRAEL IS LOSING THE WAR
They're going to carpet bomb them tomorrow and they'll declare it a new national holiday "Jewish Freedom to Prosper Day (Formerly National Indigenous People's Day (formerly Columbus Day))"
Either way, if a bunch of savages killing a bunch of retarded tripping zoomers at a rave ends up being the black swan event to trip the market I'll eat my shoe.

[Anonymous No.56316531]

>>56316521
Random islamists are streaming in from every side of the border. Israel will never be a stable place again.
They are losing every ground engagement. It’s honestly shocking.

[Anonymous No.56316549]

>>56316475
i dont give a shit about the mason thing. I just knew there was no way he was making money tradeing. He just buys stocks that pay out monthly too.
>>56316499
yah that part didnt click till just now thanks

[Anonymous No.56316565]

>>56316496
Oh yes you will zoomer. You will leave your thotty septum pierced women here for us 36 and up old boomers while you go die for Israel.

[Anonymous No.56316567]

>>56316521
If I were you I'd stop promising to eat my clothing.

[Anonymous No.56316573]

>>56316565
You know, guys, suddenly I'm thinking we need to intervene more. Any way we can get China to pop off as well?

[Anonymous No.56316576]

gold futures just jumped to $2070 from $1832 and silver futures to $25.40 from $21.58... what the fuck just happened

[Anonymous No.56316579]

>>56316549
He basically buys into a position, then shills it, sells before everyone else l, and then tells you he sold a week later. He's just your typical YouTube stock guru

[Anonymous No.56316584]

>>56316576
Anon, where the fuck are you seeing that? >futures don't even open for several more hours.

[Anonymous No.56316626]

>>56316576
MARKETS
ARE RED
ON COLOMBUS DAY

(MOST OF THE TIME)

WHEN THERE IS BLOOD IN THE STREETS

[Anonymous No.56316635]

>>56316254
I think the explicit big position is 2.50. It's weird that a stock which Vanguard and Blackrock are invested in is apparently shitting and farting the bed though, but I guess logically they must own 5-10% of every penny stock.

[Anonymous No.56316637]

Ive been gone, market closed tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.56316638]

Is it time to buy the lean hogs dip? Any experts?

[Anonymous No.56316639]

>>56314532
Pharmacists and pharmacy tech's are paid dog shit but out up with wal mart tier wagie slavery all while getting screamed at your fat lead poisoned boomers screeching about their diabetes pills not being on time or why can't they just give them more oxy when they eat it all. Retail pharmacy is literal hell. And people are just giving up and not working in it anymore. And pharmacies don't make much money anyway--youre just handing out pills as a middleman between big pharma and insurance companies.

>>56314577
This too. Unions for nurses in Cali strike and negotiate and get their people an actually fair wage for a trained medical professional, 80/hr in bay area. Meanwhile nurses in the northeast from DC to ME get no shit $35/hr in exchange for their 4-year degrees, 12 hour shifts, abusive management, and dog shit life spent wiping boomer ass and fighting demented people. We'll see more strikes in NY, and it'll spread along with union membership up and down the east coast.

[Anonymous No.56316647]

are we getting swannied?

[Anonymous No.56316657]

>>56316637
No
>>56316647
Why would the value of American companies collapse on news of a small war in the middle east?

[Anonymous No.56316658]

>futures open in six hours
What the hell am I supposed to do until then?

[Anonymous No.56316668]

>>56316657
For the past year, everyone's been looking for a reason to panic

[Anonymous No.56316673]

now that the jew place is getting bombed or whatever, here's my super secret advice
buy in October and go away

[Anonymous No.56316678]

reverse black swan
g o

[Anonymous No.56316683]

>>56316579
yep, same pnd bs from crypto. I will admit i didnt know about 10y untill his vids. How good is his MMRI signal? i need to hang around here more to learn about trad markets.

[Anonymous No.56316703]

>>56316668
You can say that all you want but war historically has 33% leas volatility than normal and the market always goes up

[Anonymous No.56316710]

>>56316657
Probably because were going to send a couple hundred billion we dont have to them.

[Anonymous No.56316714]

reminder that war is bullish for the market except when it's towards isreal. this week the market will tank

[Anonymous No.56316734]

>>56316710
How would the government sending tax dollars to israel collapse the value of us companies? You bears never seem to understand that the stock market is the value of the largest companies and everything they own and not the us government

[Anonymous No.56316738]

>>56316678
China, sensing weakness, invades Russia and all the oil/gas rich countries in Russia's sphere of influence. After an overwhelming victory China splits into a number of mid sized warlord countries similar to pre-WW2 chingchongland. This ushers in a new era of cheap oil and infinite child labor.

[Anonymous No.56316742]

>>56313605
I thought I'd be happier when Israel got invaded :/

[Anonymous No.56316749]

>>56316742
Stuff you should know just released a podcast on revenge. It's not surprising that you don't feel as good as you thought that you would.

[Anonymous No.56316754]

This all wouldn't not have happened if I was the president because Israel would have been nuked by now.
>>56316742
me too, but maybe because my 'fflo is gonna get heemed on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.56316843]

>>56316742
They're hurting the jewfu cuties. :(

[Anonymous No.56316897]

>>56316734
>gov spending has no bearing on markets
Weekend /smg/ is truly the most retarded....

[Anonymous No.56316918]

>>56316734
Markets don't like uncertainty...

US/ THE FED control the markets.

Last year the chips act caused the nvda ai boom.

8844

[Anonymous No.56316926]

THE BANKING CLAN'S HOMEWORLD IS BEING INVADED. SELL SELL SELL.

[Anonymous No.56316930]

>>56316897
A very small part sure, but giving $8b to israel isnt going to collapse the market
>>56316918
Markets love war, volatility drops significantly during them

[Anonymous No.56316938]

>>56316638
If you want to rotate your profits out of OJ, sure.

[Anonymous No.56316947]

clack
clack
Clack
CLack
CLAck
CLACk
CLACK
CLACK
CLACK

[Anonymous No.56316949]

>>56316658
>>56314051

[Anonymous No.56316950]

Let's keep the pee pee and poo poo to maximum so we can keep having these generals longer.

[Anonymous No.56316953]

>>56315104
soon we will have J Powell tiktok dancing to your portfolio getting heemed

[Anonymous No.56316961]

>>56316947
cl-ACK!

[Anonymous No.56316969]

>>56316584
he's full of shit, dec contracts are $1847

[Anonymous No.56316979]

>>56316918
there is nothing uncertain about israel and palestine going to war every 6-7 years

[Anonymous No.56316987]

>>56316926

Israel isn't really relevant except as a place for them to avoid extradition. Banking Clan's HQ is New York city, and they have bigger problems with China & Russia atm.

[Anonymous No.56316991]

The government shilling is growing to a fever pitch as we approach the crash.

[Anonymous No.56317011]

>>56316991
FYI: Last Tuesday was the bottom of the Bear Trap

[Anonymous No.56317021]

>>56316987
not as big a problem as fertile jewish wombs do when faced by jihadii

[Anonymous No.56317028]

jesus christ is my nigger

[Anonymous No.56317039]

>>56316521
How does this new jewish holiday affect the stock market?

[Anonymous No.56317040]

>>56316926
Isreal's defenses are with great soldiers. They will come back.

[Anonymous No.56317048]

>>56316576

That will not be allowed to happen yet.

They need to keep gold under control so it doesn't look too good in comparison to treasuries and esp when Russia is angling for some gold-backed settlement currency. Also if gold starts to run it will put more spec pressure on oil. They will sell every single bar in Ft Knox before that happens and after that they'll delist every retail gold investment play.

1970s and 2000s were not so high stakes, we were not in a currency war then. If you're long gold or oil USG is coming for you one way or another.

[Anonymous No.56317057]

>>56317048
oil, gold, bond yields up tomorrow. "They" won't do shit

[Anonymous No.56317066]

>>56316991
>Biden administration to enact bill to create a "permanent state of Halloween" to ensure further job numbers reports hold. White House also considering a bill to nationalize Spirit Halloween, providing 500,000 permanent and well paying jobs to Americans across all 50 states
I only learned about this in a dream I had last night, but I'm incredibly bullish on this news.

[Anonymous No.56317069]

>>56317040
they have already had 5x 9/11 committed so far in a weekend.

[Anonymous No.56317078]

>>56317040
kek

[Anonymous No.56317085]

>>56317066
>Being black is now considered a fulltime job in the USA
>All blacks now on unemployment benefits even if they're working

[Anonymous No.56317089]

>>56317057
better be, the market still owes me 5% from that little oil "correction"

[Anonymous No.56317090]

>>56317057
Bonds closed tomorrow champ

[Anonymous No.56317092]

>>56317085
Remember when that San Francisco reparations committee demanded like $5m per person?

[Anonymous No.56317101]

>>56317090
ETFs and >futures are still open though. Fuck the (bond) police.

[Anonymous No.56317109]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56317120]

>>56316626
>columbus day
yeah i dont think so sweaty

[Anonymous No.56317129]

>>56317089
>Caring about a 5% drawdown
Anon. When it comes to oil you can't be in a hurry to sell. Sit back. Relax. Check in from time to time. Where we are going, 5% is going to be a rounding error.

[Anonymous No.56317131]

>>56317066
i went to Spirit last night and everyone working there was a qt goth girl so i support this

[Anonymous No.56317162]

>>56317120
The
Market
Is
Saved

[Anonymous No.56317179]

>>56317089
Oil is insanely cheap right now (adjusted for inflation). But it was hovering around 60 not too long ago. I fuckin hate commodities. Copper, oil, gold. All of it is so unpredictable (gold being the best of them but even then...)

Btw, for those that are not in the loop, we are hugely pumping tomorrow. The bearish trend has been broken and the market is ready for another bull run. Hell, the mega caps have barely even gone down. Unless the CPI comes in real hot next week (and there is no reason for why it should be hot), we are going for 4600 on the S&P yet again.

[Anonymous No.56317204]

lmao those hostages are so dead. cs_gaza is a stacked map.

Long LMT if Black Hawks get shot down on the way in though.

[Anonymous No.56317223]

Yet another win for Bidenomics, bros. Damn the economy has gotten strong. Normies are so flush with cash that even retail has managed to remain strong despite "high" rates. Restaurants and entertainment is also close to ATH. Salaries are hugely up and industrial output is also quite good. I have no idea what people here are bearish about.
Repeat after me: Bidenomics achieved soft landing.

[Anonymous No.56317236]

>>56314039
go to the casino

[Anonymous No.56317239]

>>56317223
Part time means more time with the kids and sofa. That's a win, Jack.

[Anonymous No.56317244]

>>56313610
Not buying your boomer rocks.

[Anonymous No.56317248]

>>56316926
Ummm... That's London anon.

[Anonymous No.56317251]

I will die for Israel. I will die for Raytheon. I will die for Lockheed Martin.

[Anonymous No.56317267]

>>56317179
>hate commodities
I just assume everything else you've said must be at least as retarded as this.

[Anonymous No.56317282]

>>56313605
Sooooo uhhhh financially speaking what are the repercussions of profiting off of war.

[Anonymous No.56317289]

>massive fight/stampede takes place as Tel'Aviv airport as huge amounts of people attempt to flee country
Deja Vu

[Anonymous No.56317299]

The amount of bricshitters on this website is just disgusting

[Anonymous No.56317310]

>>56317267
What? There is not a soul out there that does not like commodities. Sure, I have lots of gold and oil/gas but that's through exposure to stocks (Lundin Gold which is doing very well, Lundin Mining, Exxon, and so on) but come on. Ever since 2009, it has been obvious that the correct play in the market is tech. And unless you bought during Covid, the gains are pretty pathetic.
Adjusted for inflation, all the major commodities are underperforming and quite severely. Copper is just terrible (basically unprofitable at this level yet it remains in this quagmire), oil is too cheap, silver is pathetic, gold has been performing better than expected (relative to how strong the dollar is).
Commodities are unpredictable and depend too strongly on the current market mood whereas you can just park your money into the big mega caps and make consistent gains every year. But yeah, making money is apparently retarded

[Anonymous No.56317314]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.56317316]

>>56317299
Chinese website
Indian board
Canadian thread

[Anonymous No.56317318]

>>56317289
They flee the country to nyc and take all their shekels out of ta35 and dump it into us stocks leading to a +6% day :^)

[Anonymous No.56317323]

>>56317310
commodities are cyclical retard. They've been in a down cycle until 2020.

[Anonymous No.56317325]

>>56317316
/smg/ is an Indian thread. A Hindu thread, specifically. No katua mudslimes who gave their foreskin to the local imam.

[Anonymous No.56317329]

>>56313610
whenever gold finds itself in a bill cycle - you’ll see larger % gains by investing in gold miners themselves.

[Anonymous No.56317352]

>>56317325
>mfw cant understand half of that gibberish

[Anonymous No.56317353]

>>56317282
A comfy retirement.

[Anonymous No.56317358]

>>56317352
Muslims donate foreskin to their priest at birth.

[Anonymous No.56317371]

>>56317358
Thats disgusting.

[Anonymous No.56317386]

>>56316979
Israel declaring war is bullish.. Oaaakkkayyyyyyy. kek

[Anonymous No.56317388]

>>56317325
I am pretty sure half of this thread is withing a 3-4 hour drive of Vancouver especially with the number of Seattle fags we have.

[Anonymous No.56317404]

An Ubuntu update a few days ago fucked up my drivers for my 7900 XTX so I could only use my PC in recovery mode with 1 monitor at a low resolution. I got a lot done and cleaned my room for 2 days. After I figured out how to fix it I'm back to wasting time scrooling here.

[Anonymous No.56317434]

>>56317131
Did you put it in their butt?

[Anonymous No.56317457]

Does this conflict mean I will finally get my (stolen) foreskin back?

[Anonymous No.56317466]

Ah, the last smg...

[Anonymous No.56317467]

>>56317282
>>56317386
It's not a war because Palestine isn't a state. At most, we're talking about a heavily armed police action.

[Anonymous No.56317477]

>>56317467
I dont get why do they need so much support then

[QANON No.56317501]

[Anonymous No.56317512]

>>56317477

[Anonymous No.56317516]

>>56317404
there's a short in my desktop computer case or psu or both and nothing turns on
i dont feel like troubleshooting it and I don't really want to know if it caused the motherboard or another component to blow as well
just rather shitpost on phone instead
bullish for equities obviously

[Anonymous No.56317534]

>>56317512
my bad, just seems like a lot of money with all the Ukraine free gibs

[Anonymous No.56317540]

>>56317404
The most recent kernel I got panics on boot, I haven't taken the time to figure out why and just run the old one.

[Anonymous No.56317548]

>>56317534
I don't think we actually are. The "$8 billion in mmediate aid" story was seemingly made up. And the biggest non-Israeli action has been shifting some carrier group around the eastern Med.

[Anonymous No.56317554]

>>56317223

[Anonymous No.56317603]

NEW

>>56317455
>>56317455
>>56317455

L@@K

[Anonymous No.56317673]

>>56313949
finally some good fucking food.

[Anonymous No.56317687]

>>56313907
this might be the best thing in a long while.

[Anonymous No.56317802]

>>56313907
not bad, heres one for our Hamas financial freedom fighting brethren
https://youtu.be/Z9VVLJQTAI4?si=z5EIefObinWfqz4u