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The Google of fucking blockchain.

https://twitter.com/graphprotocol/status/1720501219787932113

>> No.56568913

It's begun.

>> No.56568977

Good Morning My Sirs

>> No.56568992

>>56568913
I thought it was over

>> No.56569051

>>56568913
Sorry it's over

>> No.56569058

>>56568876
>graph shills
What fucking year is this?

>> No.56569133

I smell a big fat stinky DUMP coming tomorrow, does anyone else?

>> No.56569161

>>56569133
Yeah, and you're also gonna taste it after I dump my load in your mom

>> No.56569440
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>>56568876
>announcement of an announcement

>> No.56570942
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The announcement is a new diamond dildo for mommy Tegan, bought with YOUR money! Thanks, Tegancucks!
As a token of appreciation, you paypigs will get an equally big red dildo back to 3c!

>> No.56570947

SIRS I HAVE BROKEN EVEN ON MY GRT

MY BAGS ARE GREEN! MY BAGS ARE GREEN!

>> No.56571191

WTFWT

>> No.56571610

it was never over. only fools fell for the fud. now it really begins.

>> No.56571728

>>56568876
Rumour going around insider circles is that The Graph Foundation will be releasing limited edition, authentic GRT plush doll, retailing around 1k a pop.

It’s like they’ve brought NFTs to the real world. I am very excited to see what these visionaries come up with next.

>> No.56571813

>>56571728
this useless shit is NOT NEEDED
why dont they spend their time on actually developing

>> No.56573232

>>56571813
They are developing high end fucking plush dolls. What else can you ask for? I mean sure, hopefully one day we can all be rolling in The Graph Foundation funko pops but you should join us back in reality for a moment.

>> No.56574242

>barely holding 14c
It's over

>> No.56574415

>>56574242
yeah barely holding the 14c, going up to 15c fast, you're right

>> No.56574497

>>56570942
I hold this shit, but I do have a feeling the announcement is gonna be some soft bullshit no one cares about. When in the history of crypto has an announcement of an announcement ever led to huge news that pumps the price? Satoshi is alive on the GRT chain

>> No.56574506

It's officially been confirmed as over

>> No.56576337
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>the nintendo of blockchain
>the duckduckgo of kentucky fried chicken
>the opposable thumbs of fingers
>the blockchain of google
>the double-decker of party favors
>the plug of butts
>the barloid of the garloid
>the askjeeves of bike locks
>the yahoo of door handles
>the backbone of defi
>the google for web3
>the bitcoin of cryptocurrency
>the catholicism of finance
>the sausage of hotdog
>the garlic bread of money
>the API for APY
>the sanrio of blockchain
>the mahatma ghandi of these cocaine calisthenics.
>the zippo of crypto
>the lamborghini of ferrari
>the doordash of runscape
>the uniswap and coingecko
>the yoo-hoo of chocolate drinks
>the sasha grey of anal porn
>the thai ladyboy of trannies
>the starbucks of coffee
>the katrina of hurricanes
>the never of womanhood
>the strawberry milk of roofing tiles
>the blacked of pornhub
>the anal fissure of ass problems.
>the bag of hodling of bags
>the tranny of blockchain
>the bing of chainlink
>the chai latte of iraq.
>the chicken of barnyard animals.
>the kerrygold of butter.
>the big up to your chest
>the pnd of /biz/
>the xenophobe of xenogeny.
>the squat plug of web search engines.
>the sneed's of seed and feed
>the dyson of vacuums
>the fly of stink
>the pappy van winkle of bourbon.
>the grey goose of vodka.
>the rinnegan of visual prowess.
>the torn condom of my love.
>the Malena Morgan of lesbians.
>the toyota of cyberspace
>the yahoo of sickening losses

>> No.56577033

>struggling to reach 15c
It's over

>> No.56577065

>>56577033
>Struggling to keep $64
It's over
Oh, wait sorry, I meant to post that in a few weeks

>> No.56577259

I'm the moldanon from 2021 I bought 6000 grt, it's all I have to my name, please go to 50 dollars.

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Shitposting aside, it does seem like it's the beginning of a long move

>> No.56577378

>>56568876
>The Google of fucking blockchain.
old meme

>> No.56577382

>>56568876
We are pumping! Just need a 5x to get back even!

>> No.56577437

>>56577378
Gotta respect the classics, seeing as you are the fag of /biz/

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When I bought at $1 in 2021 you all laughed at me.

>> No.56577648

>>56577033
.15 reached.
.17 coming

>> No.56577669

did people really fall for the fud? kek is my spirit and poop streets are my soul. minoosh shall bless my poop splashed sandals. i mean i hope you all knew this was the time to buy and thatäs why the fud. tegan momma gonna take us there

>> No.56577729

Insider here. This is not just a sell the news event. This announcement is a big deal. I wish I could say more, but what I can tell you is that we're all going to make it.

>> No.56578096

>>56577648
My avg at .50 to be in green. I hope for a nice xmas present tho

>> No.56578536

Huh, how about that?

>> No.56578628

Aaand it's over
Thanks for playing

>> No.56578645

>>56578628
Glad it's over. It's been over for so long I wouldn't even know what to do if it wasn't.

>> No.56578973

Dead shitcoin

>> No.56578981

I just want it to hit $1
I need 6k fucking bad to fix my life.

>> No.56579033

So what happens if the announcement ends up being EIP-4444 gets adopted and The Graph (ticker: GRT) becomes essential for the existence of Ethereum?

>> No.56579035

>>56577729
You are the blackest gorilla nigger, but posts like this also make me laugh whenever I see them here all the same

>> No.56579036

>>56578981
bro here I am thinking 2.5m will fix my life

>> No.56579046

>>56568876
Isn’t the “dev” and “VCs” holding like 40% of the supply of this shitcoin? Didn’t he rug the community already?

>> No.56579080

>>56579046
going by the price chart it's been fairly distributed, I'm the idiot that sold at 2.10 and bought back at 1

>> No.56579087

What's the reason behind the pump? Unfortunately GRT is my smallest bag and I was surprised to see it show up on my biggest gainers.

>> No.56579191

>>56578981
I think $5 is likely late 2025. Honestly you should see 50 cents to $1 by the time of the halving, just hang in there and dont sell when you get to your 6k target. Theres a lot of ups and downs but zoom out anon.

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>>56577469
ygmi anon

i break even at 32c, which shouldnt be too long away. up only from here anons. GRT is the chosen coin, the LINK of this cycle.

top 20 is ours.

>> No.56579452

>>56579087
its pumping because:
1. It's the google of blockchain
2. It's over

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>>56579087
its pumping because all the VC cash has sold, market bottomed, everyone realised its up only from here, the only people left holding are diamod handed chads / people that delegated their whole stack.

theres almost zero sell pressure besides short term perp traders and swingies, 30c EOM.

oh, and don't forget that its over btw.

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people probably started undelegation process to sell a few days to a week ago, so we still have 3 weeks of up only pump to close around 0.28 - 0.31c EOM, then it will likely consolidate and go down for a while when the undelegations finish and people dump.

after thats done, it will pump back to $1.

this is my final post on the matter, im just gonna be shitposting from here on out. Sayonara fellow GRTchads.

>> No.56579616

>>56579457
And people who forgot about their stack like me I guess. My entry price was 6c but bought only a small amount because I was too busy messing with LINK.

>> No.56579686

>>56579616
I hope you're delegated anon.

>> No.56579700

>>56579033
checked

>> No.56579865

>>56579036
My life is literally garbage, I set my bar so low 10k is basically 1m to me at this point.
It makes life more enjoyable too when you aren't chasing insane goals.

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56580136

are wagmi bros?

>> No.56580757

>>56580136
do you have a big enough stack where $9.17 per gurt would be considered making it?

>> No.56580930

>>56580757
I would have 27 dollars if it ever got that high

>> No.56581034

WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT TEGAN.
Also what is it? My guess is it's an NFT collection.

>> No.56581134

Where is this announcement

>> No.56581519

>>56581134
>>56581034
The real announcement was the money we lost along the way.

>> No.56581544

Holy shit it just dropped that news is fucking huge!! This shits flying to 2 dollars at least within the week!

Unironically game changing!

>> No.56581619

>>56579033
I'd guess... $40 EOY is fud?

>> No.56581827

>>56579033
it was exactly this? can you explain it to me like i am a retarded little child with learning disabilities

>> No.56581869

>>56581827
see
>>56581619

>> No.56581895

>>56581869
ermmm i meant the graph ticker grt sucks
please donot buy
its over sirs pleas its scam

>> No.56581922

>>56581895
well well well, call me an retard. which i am, but still call me one but that seems a little bit suspicious. though i am all helen keller from my mental and physical disabilities so i wouldn't know.

>> No.56581927

>>56581895
it is indeed over :(

>> No.56581997

BREAKING: Sources have confirmed that it's over

>> No.56582063

THE JUST

>> No.56582502

>>56581827
GRT becomes a top 4 coin
Price hits double digits
$1 per GRT delegated is FUD
Big tiddy goth emo gf harem dabbing on your dick for all GRT holders
And then everybody claps

>> No.56583426

What a fucking annoucement eh boys.

>> No.56583753

>>56583426
>What a fucking annoucement eh boys.
7 November
But
They didn't say which year

>> No.56584210

>>56579700
checked and kek is with us

>> No.56584378

>>56583753
What a god damn scam.
It's over.

>> No.56584406

>>56584378
https://www.theblock.co/post/261980/the-graph-new-blockchain-data-services-ai
A fukin I!

>> No.56584414

>>56584406
https://thegraph.com/blog/the-graph-roadmap-new-era/
https://thegraph.com/roadmap/

>> No.56584442

>>56584414
>>56584406
Oh cool -7%

>> No.56584455

>>56584406
>>56584414
>an announcement of an announcement of announcements
I don't know what I expected

>> No.56584494

>>56584455
It unironically is over this time.

>> No.56584516

i find the roadmap actually quit interesting

>> No.56584523

>>56584516
I see a bunch of words jumbled together into a blog post 50 people will read.

>> No.56584675

>a roadmap
it is truly over

>> No.56584732

>>56584523
here, take some more: https://ethresear.ch/t/using-the-graph-to-preserve-historical-data-and-enable-eip-4444/17318
Screw AI, this is a true $$$maker

>> No.56584760

Jesus Christ the plushie announcement would have been more exciting than this.

>> No.56584995

One should make the sonic cycle meme but with the graph
What a fucking shitcoin
A fucking roadmap? That is your big announcement?
Who the fuck is in charge of this shit?
>>56570942
ooo that is who.
Unironically sold all my bags, have fun without me.
>muh ethereum validators
Yeah, MAYBE. In 2030, if that. What a fucking scam.

>> No.56585187

Really a "sell the news" moment huh? At least it seems like they're trying to bill the people using the system

>> No.56587114

the big hype just to drop a roadmap killed off this thread. I knew it wasn't gonna be something amazing, but this is a joke

>> No.56588146

>>56584732
If you know you know, only GigaBrains can understand this, stop spreading this kinda Alphas, we need them to keep selling

>> No.56589005

>>56584732
>>56588146
Why is this a big deal? Is this going to make money for delegators?

>> No.56589030

>>56589005
Their plan is to expand their data query operation to beyond web3 into querying all data in the world. So I'd say yes.

>> No.56589416

>>56589030
Stinkies on suicide watch?

>> No.56589595

i have 5k grt
what should i do with them?

>> No.56589615

>>56589595
Give them to me.

>> No.56589622

>>56589595

dump your bags and buy $KAS

>> No.56589660

>>56589030
So you're telling me that $40 EOY is FUD?

>> No.56590230

This retarded shit dropped the most on the daily.

>> No.56590407

the gulp gulp of black schlongs

>> No.56590719

My Gurpies stay Schmurpy

>> No.56591217

>>56568876
Haven't paid attention for a bit. What's new with GRT and what are the make it and sui stacks?

>> No.56591227

>>56568876
Why are we dumping, my basterds?

>> No.56591237

>>56591217
I'd like to know this as well. Looking to buy an alt or two for my bull cycle bag.

>> No.56591239

>>56591217
Sui 10k make it 100k. Always was. Always will be.

>> No.56591349

did they forget to include hosted graph sunsetting in their roadmap? who gives a flying fuck about AI and EIP-4444 is stalled and will never be implemented

>> No.56591606

This was such a kick in the dick. It was all shit we already knew about, now gathered in a blog post. And EIP-4444 is just a proposal, big fucking deal. In what way was this an announcement? What was announced that we didn't already know, exactly? Please fire the entire marketing department. Especially Tegan.

>> No.56591625

>>56591239
I'm selling this jewish token as soon as it hits 8

>> No.56592498

>>56591606
yeah this. i mean wtf... get ready for big announcement? big fucking diarrhea dump straight in our gaping mouths. for fucks sake these jews did it again