/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56591965]

>he shorted the top

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>>56589047

[Anonymous No.56591979]

SELL ALL TRUMP STOCKS.

[Anonymous No.56591982]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56591984]

>>56591965
OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.56591985]

TUP will be the best play of the month, buy it and sell it the moment you see anyone talking about it as a long term investment

[Anonymous No.56591988]

>>56591984
>>56591979
>when you see chud fudders

[Anonymous No.56591995]

>>56591985
What happened to TUP? Shouldn't it be up since people aren't eating out as much anymore and trying to save money?

>>56591988
Please no make fun of Asian girls

[Anonymous No.56592002]

>>56591982
What does that mean for my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.56592003]

>>56592002
expect pits of despair. The blackest pits of despair

[Anonymous No.56592009]

>>56592003
I think you might be right

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/millennials-are-struggling-with-credit-card-debt-ny-fed-study-finds-181804977.html

[Anonymous No.56592011]

>>56591995
Last time I played it in summer, it was supposed to be bankrupt and it didn't, now it has a new girlboss CEO and fired its shitty auditor. 30 percent SI, priced at bankruptcy still, bouncing between 1.70 support and $2 resistance on very low vol. will break to the upside soon.

[Anonymous No.56592015]

Faggot is an OP

[Anonymous No.56592016]

Even if you make it the bankers will demand documents saying where the funds come from and what will you do with them.

[Anonymous No.56592024]

>>56592011
I need to look more into this and why it nearly went bankrupt. Tupperware has been around for a long time and I can't imagine their business model changed that much or took on crazy risks.

[Anonymous No.56592029]

>>56592024
shitty accounting errors as far as I know

[Anonymous No.56592032]

>>56592016
What did you do?

[Anonymous No.56592044]

>>56592029
Thanks for posting about this. This is going to be interesting to look into.

[Anonymous No.56592052]

>>56592044
my guess is simply supermarket competitors and people reusing plastic containers but I think the multi million dollar errors from their auditor was the issue. Blackrock and Wells Fargo is backing them and they're not going bankrupt is all I care about, and the short term chart movement preparing for a nice pump.

[Anonymous No.56592059]

>>56592016
Don't mean to doxx you, anon, but it seems like you transferred money from your account to a broker, and then from the broker to a company (GmbH). Which can seem like potential money laundering. I think if you would have transferred back to your personal account nobody would have cared.

[Anonymous No.56592063]

/biz/ required watching

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[Anonymous No.56592067]

SMG template

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https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
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https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56592071]

>>56592052
They do have some troubling figures in their income statement for 2022 if the trend continues.

[Anonymous No.56592098]

>>56592071
The new CEO previously saved a company with a female demographic from collapse so the speculation here is she can do it again with Tupperware.

[Anonymous No.56592113]

>>56592098
I mean it does look very possible to turn this around but they are definitely at a make or break point. I think this is worth a small gamble for the potential of a lot of gain here.

[Anonymous No.56592118]

>>56592063
>harry potter

[Anonymous No.56592126]

>Mercedes and BMW moving almost entirely identical
>Same for Allianz and Münchener
When is the world going to protest those algo markets?

[Anonymous No.56592129]

>Moody estimates banks are sitting on $650 billion on losses

Bros, this is only the tip of the iceberg right? Could the losses be potentially in the trillions? This seems like a major2yjd2 shitshow.

[Anonymous No.56592131]

>>56592113
I'm just stacking calls until it breaks past $2 and the fireworks begin

[Anonymous No.56592140]

>>56592129
Losses don't matter until they're realized. Whatever losing positions the banks are holding, they can hold on until the losses are not so terrible.

[Anonymous No.56592143]

>>56591965
Think I might long some SOXS faggots. Maybe Nov 17th calls banking on Congress causing some doveishness over the budget and lackluster holiday projections

[Anonymous No.56592148]

>>56592143
>Longing soxs
When did this general get so retarded?

[Anonymous No.56592157]

>>56592143
Market is pricing in rate cuts and you think now is the time for SOXS?

[Anonymous No.56592165]

>>56592148
general has always been retarded, Tinny sold his GME before he could have made millions and tried to get the trades reversed by pretending to be suicidal, there was some Eurocuck who shorted the DAX last year before it pumped to 16K

[Anonymous No.56592168]

>>56592140
>bankrun
>inflation being higher than the low yields they get while holding those low yielding bonds
Hehe, that's essentially losing money by opportunity cost.

[Anonymous No.56592198]

>>56592129
>Unrealized losses
COme on m8. Literally doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.56592209]

>>56592198
I mean with derivatives, its gotta be worse right?

[Anonymous No.56592214]

>DAX hitting pivot point, drops back down
I can't fuckin deal with these algo markets anymore. It's just too much. This whole week will be a crab.

>>56592198
>They bought low yielding bonds
>The worth of the low yielding bonds is going lower and lower, so selling results in a direct loss
>Due to the yields being exceptionally low they also miss out higher yielding bonds they could buy now with that money
>Due to the yields being exceptionally low they might lose money in the long run as inflation and wage increases outperform those yields
>Unrealized losses

[Anonymous No.56592215]

>>56592168
huh? opportunity cost does not applies to past purchases, you cant take the present opportunity cost which prices in the fed rate and say it applies to investments made 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.56592231]

>>56592215
It sure does. Your money is STUCK. You can't do with it anything anymore. You either sell for loss and use the money differently or wait til maturity and receive shit yields in the meantime which will be eaten alive by wage hikes and inflation.

[Anonymous No.56592235]

>>56592231
amazing how banks have been able to stand for hundreds of years then

[Anonymous No.56592236]

The yield curve has to uninvert sooner or later, and when it does we will see the worst economic depression since the invention of the steam engine.

[Anonymous No.56592244]

>>56592235
amazing how in the past yields were +10%

[Anonymous No.56592262]

>>56592236
>Depression

Why? Wouldn't hyperinflation be much more likely to happen? Only way we could get a depression is if we get another 1929 or even 1987 tier market crash in 2024.

[Anonymous No.56592263]

>>56592231
I know how bonds work big fella, the fact is that the banks bought risk free bonds at the rate that was at the time to have against their client's deposits, nothing to do with opportunity cost as banks are not going to be sitting on cash for a year in anticipation of the FED's moves (which only happened because of the war in ukraine, powell was sitting on his ass for a year doing nothing saying inflation is transitory)
thats just not how banks work and manage their money

[Anonymous No.56592268]

>>56592263
What is it then? Nothing? Meaningless? Money they can't use and yields them 1%?

[Anonymous No.56592272]

>>56592262
Hyperstagflation.

[Anonymous No.56592274]

So my analysis predicted the rebound from oct 26th lows pretty well. Let's see how the rest of the year plays out.

[Anonymous No.56592309]

>>56592268
it's basically a situation of hindsight is 20/20
some banks were prepared more than others to a situation of a fast increasing rates, all it is going to do is tank their stocks because of bad ROIC numbers in comparison to other peers who were invested smartly and were prepared to a situation of fast rising interest rates
unless a bank run hits them where they have to realize those losses (which even then they exchange those bonds with the FED with that new scheme they came up with after the SIVB collapse)

[Anonymous No.56592316]

PINS gapped up after earnings but is now struggling to break above 52wk high of $31-$32. make use of this info if you wish. i bought 11/17 put at 31.5 and already up. it's a dying platform since pics aren't as engaging as vids. i'm not aware if they even support vid clips. basically a useless image sharing wannabe social platform.

[Anonymous No.56592332]

regional bank i use took a 10% dive yesterday. didn't look into why. it was on a fuckin tear the days before yesterday. anyway, things seem to be reversing quickly.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/HMST/

[Anonymous No.56592338]

>>56592316
>PINS
How is this piece of shit still at 20B valuation?
Funny thing is we had the resident PINS shill adamant that $80 price tag was reasonable, lmao.
I honestly hope he roped

[Anonymous No.56592354]

>>56592338
a few weeks ago another anon said they have a lot of cash or something. the tech bubble clearly hasn't bottomed out yet if PINS and SNAP are still above $10Bn val. but of course, don't try to be rational in an irrational market. as for PINS, i'm looking for an entry point for puts at under $25 by next year. but i could get rekt if it gets bought out or taken private. BMBL would've been a smart short but seems too late now.

[Anonymous No.56592372]

>>56592272
hyperstagpression?

[Anonymous No.56592375]

>>56592338
>How is this piece of shit still at 20B valuation?
also, not enough players aware that it's a dying platform, so the action just isn't there on the short side. put volume is relatively low. it's just not on enough people's radar. it did pump from $20 to $30 this year, from may to july, so there are some believers keeping it afloat.

20B valuation seems high to us, but perhaps given all the money from major funds, pensions, and shit like that, there's enough funny fiat out there to maintain this level. i just don't think pinterest is interesting, never have. it's for women posting about fashion, crafts, just stupid BS. i guess ads targeting female consoomers is really all that pins has going for it.

[Anonymous No.56592379]

Untradeable indices. Not gonna leverage strongly or open huge positions for a 40-50 points swing on the DAX. Fuckin gay market, completely ruined since October

[Anonymous No.56592394]

Financial men where we at? I sold the Wheat I autoslurped yesterday at 565 at 576

[Anonymous No.56592398]

>>56592394
GRU is coming

[Anonymous No.56592444]

i come bringing some fresh DD! found these tickers in a bideo jame, how can we profit from this?

[Anonymous No.56592598]

>>56592332
What a shit stock

[Anonymous No.56592683]

BIDEN '24
BIDEN '24
BIDEN '24
LETSAGO!
AYYYY BIDEN PUMP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56592685]

Bloombergers have been discussing hard landing this morning.

[Anonymous No.56592688]

Oil bozos absolutely getting heemed this shit is going to $73

[Anonymous No.56592696]

>>56592685
So we pump the next 1-2 months

[Anonymous No.56592701]

I just reshorted German midcaps (MDAX)

>>56592398
GRU?

[Anonymous No.56592708]

>>56592688
If I recall correctly, months ago the Biden admin stated they would be refilling the reserve under $70.

[Anonymous No.56592715]

>>56592696
The Brit just asked on an outro "have we opened the door for a rally into year end"?

[Anonymous No.56592726]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

[Anonymous No.56592727]

>>56592701
December. I assumed you are the polish wheat trader on CMC with "GRU" as december in short in polish.

Might be too early. I'm shorting DAX but with less positions as previously. This looks way too stable. This market just wants to pump higher one last time over the next 2-3 months. I just hope Lindner doesn't give in to Habeck's Industriestrompreis bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56592756]

>>56592727
Yes I am. Ah right, the contract expires next week, maybe I should set my orders for the next contract.

My MDAX short is modest enough but I feel like over the next few months pessimism is warranted and MDAX has rebounded quite well in the last couple of weeks, so I'm looking at a potentially short term trade with mid and long term tailwinds that make it safer in case it initially goes in the wrong direction and I have to baghold.

[Anonymous No.56592763]

>>56592756
Why are you trading the futures contract? The cash MDAX earns you interest for shorting? This as long as the rates stay higher and even if they cut, they'd need to cut 75bps for you to start paying again.

[Anonymous No.56592808]

The market is running on autopilot. This doesn't look like anybody is trading.

[Anonymous No.56592824]

>>56592763
>Why are you trading the futures contract?
I didn't say I was, but I am, and the reason is that the future contract is 93 points higher than the cash contract. If they're due to converge that means a contango gain of about 0.37% over 26 trading days which annualises to 3.64% which beats the 0.9% p.a. CMC gives you.

So the answer is to benefit from contango, or in other words I expect the future contract to go down more than the cash contract.

[Anonymous No.56592848]

>>56592824
Ah, you are betting on that. Yeah, if it plays out, nice.

[Anonymous No.56592988]

>tfw i just bought US bond with a leverage of 67x
its on bros im gonna be on winning frfr

[Anonymous No.56592996]

9% GAAAAAAINS gimme your ENERGY AHHHH

[Anonymous No.56593024]

-5% its so over bros
I SAID GIMME YOUR ENERGY

[Anonymous No.56593050]

>>56592016
lol what country was this in?

[Anonymous No.56593145]

>>56591988
ill never understand these posts
yes ugly girls exist
just ignore them

[Anonymous No.56593231]

When will the bond market heal? When are we going to get out of when both bond and stocks are getting heemed? Is this the turning point? I need to recoup these losses in my boomer 60/40 portfolio.

[Anonymous No.56593234]

>>56593145
>this retard thinks the asian he posted, although in general looking better, doesn't have quite similar eyes to the other one who doesn't use make up for the picture

Post the girl you posted without eyeliner etc.

[Anonymous No.56593237]

OIL BRO NO
YOU SAID IT CAN'T GO BELOW 79!

[Anonymous No.56593254]

>>56593231
money has to go somewhere. You have a couple months to scoop on stocks. After that, we'll get as close to war bonds as possible Q2/Q3 2024
Meanwhile just do what you can to stoke fear about Israel
Thanks for doing ur part

[Anonymous No.56593265]

OIL will recover right?
There's a war in the middle east

[Anonymous No.56593281]

>>56593237
>76
the absolute state. Btw is there any reason for dumping this low?

[Anonymous No.56593317]

>>56593265
Genocide is best I can do

[Anonymous No.56593319]

NatGas triples by EoY trust

[Anonymous No.56593326]

There is the algo, bullshit grind up on DAX. As expected

[Anonymous No.56593339]

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Israeli archaeologists help find remains of Hamas attack victims http://reut.rs/3MyZAPs

Archeaologists? Is this a joke? At what point can you not take them serious anymore? Forensic scientists are the people you would call for that.

[Anonymous No.56593344]

>>56593319
I think I’ll have killed myself before then
t. boiltard

[Anonymous No.56593363]

>>56593319
I do not consent

[Anonymous No.56593368]

>>56593339
> he doubts the existence of the magic jew
they said the same thing about the magic negro
look at the world we live in and learn to accept it

[Anonymous No.56593382]

Why does Mark Zuckerberg hate Trumo so much?

[Anonymous No.56593386]

>>56593339
They're interchangable now.

[Anonymous No.56593392]

>>56592244
They were falling. Now they're rising.
It's not the value itself it's the rate of change.

[Anonymous No.56593395]

Market crabs until Jan and if q4 numbers aren't pumped expect rates to go down but it will probably be too late.

[Anonymous No.56593399]

>>56591985
>stock market looking shaky? Better buy MAXIMUM RISK shitstocks
I will buy memestock shit when the Dow is safely trending to a new ath at 40k.

[Anonymous No.56593406]

>>56593145
>>56593234
I like the way Asians look.

[Anonymous No.56593417]

>>56593265
Oil was going to dump hard in september but the war artificially saved it. The october pump you had was the pump that would normally be in november. Maybe it'll pump back up to the new resistance at 82, but from there it's straight down to 60 bucks in december. Just like natural gas last year (and the boil baggies) so now with oil and the nrgu baggies.

[Anonymous No.56593457]

>>56593281
somebody leaked a massive crude build

[Anonymous No.56593496]

>>56592988
>leverage of 67x
how do you do this?

[Anonymous No.56593498]

shorting UHAL because the company is boomer tier trash.

[Anonymous No.56593499]

>>56593319
You are a very stupid man and have bad taste in lolis. I hope you have no more than a hundred bucks in your natty ass investment.

[Anonymous No.56593503]

China bottom soon. 2024 year of prosperity simple as.

[Anonymous No.56593554]

>>56593503
Please no, not my country garden, I was about to plant cucumbers and raspberries!

[Anonymous No.56593557]

>>56593499
Fuck you and that’s exactly how much I have

[Anonymous No.56593567]

JPOW Speech
>JPOW Speech
JPOW Speech
>JPOW Speech
JPOW Speech
>JPOW Speech
JPOW Speech
>JPOW Speech
JPOW Speech
>JPOW Speech

[Anonymous No.56593583]

>>56583032
Late reply but thanks anon, I knew something looked off with MARA.

[Anonymous No.56593585]

>>56593567
wen speech?

[Anonymous No.56593596]

>>56593319
I'll settle for
TREE
FIDDY
FIE

[Anonymous No.56593597]

SIGA WTF IS GOING ON! WE WERE GOING TO HEAL THE HOMOS! WTF

[Anonymous No.56593599]

>>56593496
bond derivatives on trade republic

[Anonymous No.56593602]

Looking to be another epic nothing fucking happens day bros

[Anonymous No.56593607]

>>56593585
45 min

[Anonymous No.56593611]

If this 5% nintendo rise is for real I'm dumping all of my ntdoy stock at the bell

[Anonymous No.56593616]

>>56593602
it is already happening
in my pants

[Anonymous No.56593621]

>>56593611
Based emotion trader.

[Anonymous No.56593628]

>pasts

[Anonymous No.56593647]

PaxMedica cured my autism

[Anonymous No.56593655]

>>56592988
The margin maintenance/theta decay is going to wipe you out.

[Anonymous No.56593665]

>>56593567
>>56593607
>>56593585
DUMP
AT
OPEN

[Anonymous No.56593675]

>>56593265

Oil is being manipulated hard

Fucken Biden

[Anonymous No.56593680]

its time for my weekly shit, should i risk holding for 1 more day?

[Anonymous No.56593690]

>>56582985
Mara isn't an etf, it's worse because an LETF will at least go up when the underlying assets go up. MARA has 1) bitcoin's movement working against it 2) the nasdaq's movement working against it 3) shorters trying to push it down working against it.

When the Nasdaq and bitcoin fly in tandem, then shorters get liquidated and it goes 2-3x up but when one of those factors is out of sync then the price just crabbies and because it is subject to crushing your investment in bad times at a ore rapid rate as people panic sell it is not worth it outside of those calendar points where bitcoin and nasdaq move up in unison. Typically it would be January, march, junejuly and november, but november this year looks very dumpy poopy.

[Anonymous No.56593700]

>>56593675
>buying oil pre US elections with a Dem president

[Anonymous No.56593705]

i made 4 sport bets for lauffs. very small amount and very long shottish bets. wininng could be 50 bux to 5k bux if they hit.


also went all in on a stock yesterday and its up 5% already. fug did i finally made the right gamble??? earnings soon too so im shaking in my boots.

[Anonymous No.56593706]

>>56593680
>weekly shit,
What the fuck? Where did it all go so wrong...

[Anonymous No.56593725]

https://youtu.be/guGdh6KIMUM

Czech start-up Bene Meat Technologies is the first to win European Union registration for laboratory-grown meat for use in pet food and plans to boost production to up to several metric tons per day next year, the company said on Wednesday (November 8).

Managing Director Roman Kriz told Reuters the company now plans to test how the product tastes to animals, while scaling up production at its current Prague lab and at new premises it is looking for.

Kriz said the firm, like others, used cells from live animals which grow in a vessel known as a bioreactor fed by a supply of nutrients. He declined to comment on details.

A number of firms are racing globally to develop commercially viable lab-grown meat and fish products to appeal to consumers concerned about ethical issues and the environmental impact of livestock farming, a major source of greenhouse gas emissions. — Report from Reuters

[Anonymous No.56593727]

Oil sissies I can’t take anymore heeming

[Anonymous No.56593729]

>>56593700
Literally a war in Yurop a war in Middle East and other wars, Russia cutting production banning exports of distillates, OPEC cutting production, Iraq - Turkey pipeline shutdown, GDP "growing", unemployment low.
Seems like a scam dump to me.

[Anonymous No.56593735]

>>56593729
Recession now! While gdp grows 5%!

[Anonymous No.56593738]

>>56593725
Have they managed to do it without bathing the thing in antibiotics?

[Anonymous No.56593752]

>>56593735
GDP is a LIEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56593758]

>he didn't buy more BOIL/UNG this morning
You will never be a man.

[Anonymous No.56593762]

>WBD
When does KO boomer an hero

[Anonymous No.56593766]

>>56593655
noted
>>56593607
what do we expect bros

[Anonymous No.56593770]

>>56593752
Based. Even more frustrating when midwits try to use debt/gdp as an actual meaningful thing.

[Anonymous No.56593776]

>>56592263
you just defined opportunity cost my melanin gentleman

[Anonymous No.56593786]

Lost 900 last week. Time to claw back.

[Anonymous No.56593789]

Give me a penny stock to buy right now or I’ll fuck your mouth

[Anonymous No.56593791]

>>56593762
I'd bet he's more likely to bag more shares.

[Anonymous No.56593793]

>>56593786
>sold my tqqq call yesterday for a nice 10p dollarydoos

[Anonymous No.56593813]

>>56593789
Fuck off Bjork.

[Anonymous No.56593819]

>>56593789
hope you like gay ERP anon

[Anonymous No.56593837]

I just heard this fellow say "there will be blood". Bullish for
OIL
>OIL
OIL
?
SHIT, he just said it again. I just caught that he's referring to "generic assets".

[Anonymous No.56593852]

>>56593837

OIL? OIL.

[Anonymous No.56593855]

>>56593793
You need to spend more money.

[Anonymous No.56593864]

>>56592688
like the IRA, they just need to get lucky once
image oil prices if the Houthis blow up the aircraft carrier currently heading south in the Red Sea

[Anonymous No.56593869]

>>56593852
BOIL?
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

[Anonymous No.56593880]

RBLX are you fucking kidding me I almost bought calls right before the close but I got scared off since the recent snap earnings play was a mess

[Anonymous No.56593884]

>>56593813
my name is bjork and your investment thesis is just about to ex-PLODE!

[Anonymous No.56593896]

why is "hot" labor market bad? why does wallstreet want higher unemployment?

[Anonymous No.56593897]

I called my female coworker a dumb bitch today
realistically speaking, how much time do I have left before getting a call from HR? she made fun of me because I'm the only single male at the job

[Anonymous No.56593900]

>>56593789
THAR

[Anonymous No.56593906]

only 10 MINUTES LEFT before Big Jay P says literally nothing new

[Anonymous No.56593913]

>>56593897
>Responding to female provocations.

[Anonymous No.56593917]

>>56593896
the thesis was that consumers didnt give a shit about price rises, so the only way to stop women consuming is to decrease their wages.
However, last week the productivity of the wageslaves increased so inflation thru wages may be non relevant now.
watch this
https://youtu.be/Y1LzWLFkF_w?t=1642

[Anonymous No.56593923]

>DXY

[Anonymous No.56593943]

>>56593917
Isn't it hilarious how all the stated reasons for "inflation" are turning out to be bullshit and it was all pretty much just price gouging? Really tickles the noggin

[Anonymous No.56593952]

>>56593813
she used to be cute though, back in the day i would have let her lick my icicle and then hit that eskimo pussy iykwim

[Anonymous No.56593964]

>At my desk at work
>hot co-worker i have crush one: why are you so happy on Tuesday anon?
>FEDWAVE! i say throwing my hands in the air
>Wut?
>take headphones out
>whole office hears speakers blearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akz19JcjmsY
>she gets uncomfortable and leaves
well there goes my chance, ah well this FEDWAVE is niiiiccceee

[Anonymous No.56593971]

>female analyst thinks its a bull market,
>male analyst thinks it is a bear market rally
When have women ever been right bros? I am scared

[Anonymous No.56593982]

>>56593971
Dr, Laura was the fucking best. Many hours spent driving listening to her as a kid in the back seat. Good times.

[Anonymous No.56593983]

>>56593964
>whole office didn't hear linkrel instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

[Anonymous No.56593986]

>>56593943
Jesus Christ you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.56593994]

>>56593943
>price gouging
price gouging
>price gouging
price gouging
>price gouging
price gouging
>price gouging
price gouging
>price gouging
price gouging

Is this the new transitory.

[Anonymous No.56593995]

>>56593964

[Anonymous No.56593998]

Since this thread is moving so slow I’ll blogpost real quick.

>follow random chick from another country on IG
>she actually messages me like I’m from her country
>tell her no I’m from the US and I just follow random people sometimes
>within a few days she’s showing me her tits and asking to see my cock
>do it
>she loves it
>few days later we face time and she does JOI with me
>this is the hottest thing a chick has done with me via FaceTime
>she keeps telling me she can’t get enough of watch me jack off
>I’m now addicted to FaceTime JOI with this random chick

[Anonymous No.56594004]

>>56593983
HOT
>HOT
HOT
>HOT
HOT
>HOT
HOT
>HOT
HOT
>HOT
HOT
>HOT

[Anonymous No.56594009]

OOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

[Anonymous No.56594012]

WHERE'S JEROME?

[Anonymous No.56594016]

>>56593982
Oy vey she was the best, listen to her advice goy.

[Anonymous No.56594017]

>>56593998
Don't date immigrants.
It doesn't end well, trust me.

[Anonymous No.56594026]

>>56593986
>>56593994
Lol it's infinitely hilarious to me that there are faggots who don't believe there's been rampant price gouging. Jesus christ hahahahahahaha. Yeah man, butter was $8/lb because it suddenly became 4x harder to produce. You believe this shit? Lmao

[Anonymous No.56594027]

>>56593964
That nigga is always CHADLY LATE to every fuckin' speakin' shit.

[Anonymous No.56594044]

>>56594026
>because it suddenly became 4x harder to produce.
Labor and rent cost more, I don't know if you've noticed. So yeah anything anyone's hands touch gets its price multiplied.
Of course there's some price gouging because there's volatility but if you shop at somewhere like Aldi you can see exactly what's happening.

[Anonymous No.56594050]

WOULD
>WOULD
WOULD

[Anonymous No.56594053]

CUTE

[Anonymous No.56594061]

>>56594050
No. Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.56594063]

>>56594026

I think it’s a mix of inflation/price gouging

These corporations are taking advantage of the situation

[Anonymous No.56594065]

>>56594012
https://www.youtube.com/live/akz19JcjmsY?si=m2-OsZs_Bztk6cPV

[Anonymous No.56594070]

>>56592011
>>56591985
>>56592098
>>56592113
Here's your future.

[Anonymous No.56594072]

>NERDY POWELL

[Anonymous No.56594078]

cute community college presentation day vibes

[Anonymous No.56594079]

>>56594026
>rent
>labor
>power
>fuel for transportation
maybe not 4x harder but marx is bullshit. it did become 4x more expensive for a period.

[Anonymous No.56594094]

>>56594079
>>56594044
Yeah but...prices have objectively come back down, drastically. Almost like it was.... transitory

[Anonymous No.56594111]

>>56592024
Tupperware succeeded because the supply chain for stuff like that used to be a lot harder because it takes up lots of space but is cheap so retailers didn’t want it so they could push Tupperware parties. No one is willing to pay extra for Tupperware products on Amazon vs “glass lid ceramic food storage container good” and “glass baking tray rubber gasket lid food storage”

[Anonymous No.56594119]

>>56594094
>prices have objectively come back down, drastically.
nope... also newgrounds is still up lol?

[Anonymous No.56594135]

>>56592044
Can you report back? it is interesting.

[Anonymous No.56594136]

>>56594094

Bro have you seen the price of a tall can?

[Anonymous No.56594141]

Will I hear back from any jobs I applied to this week?

[Anonymous No.56594146]

1000 year bull market

[Anonymous No.56594147]

So as expected the jpow speech was a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.56594150]

>>56594094
tell that to my morning beer and smoke.

[Anonymous No.56594152]

>>56594141
Probably next week.
It took SNP months to get back with me.

[Anonymous No.56594156]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Sean of Advice No.56594162]

>>56594111
Plus plastic stuff is seen as bad for your health, for poors, and socially irresponsible.

[Anonymous No.56594163]

>>56594156
>30:01

[Anonymous No.56594166]

>>56594156
>1 second late
it's over bros

[Anonymous No.56594176]

I now wait for the option market to value my coop put appropriately.

[Anonymous No.56594178]

the fuck!

[Anonymous No.56594179]

HUGE EARS

[Anonymous No.56594181]

>responding to someone trying to argue that the price of coffee went up because Smuckers is full of meanies

[Anonymous No.56594191]

The market couldn't possibly move more robotic than this week.

[Anonymous No.56594210]

When’s SQQQ popping off?

[Anonymous No.56594216]

I think I was hungover when I bought this.

[Anonymous No.56594224]

>>56594176
I got jewed so badly.
>buy 57.5 put for jan
>pay 2.4
>price falls $1
>value goes up .3c

[Anonymous No.56594228]

>>56594210
14th or 15th

[Anonymous No.56594234]

Wtf is Russell doing? Everything is up except this little guy

[Anonymous No.56594233]

[Anonymous No.56594239]

>>56592143
>fake bear
how appropriate

[Anonymous No.56594246]

>>56594234
Real companies need real earnings to make real gains

[Anonymous No.56594248]

>>56594234
not a great sign, actually

[Anonymous No.56594257]

>>56594239
>thinks bears are real

[Anonymous No.56594259]

>>56594210
not soon enough
I bought 5k at $50

[Anonymous No.56594275]

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
doin' a little somethin'

[Anonymous No.56594301]

Just quit my job to be a full time daytrader. What stocks are we trading today bros?

[Anonymous No.56594304]

>>56591965
I miss using TDA, anons

[Anonymous No.56594315]

>>56594301
whatever is listed here
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers/

[Anonymous No.56594322]

8 Green days in a row.
>buddy

[Anonymous No.56594330]

>>56593869
not even green for the day you boiltard
t. fellow boiltard

[Anonymous No.56594334]

>Florida Supreme Court will hear about 2024 recreational ballots today.
Buy the rumor sell the news

[Anonymous No.56594345]

OIL RECOVERY

[Anonymous No.56594356]

>>56594315
Ah, there was Anon last night mentioning TTWO and it looks like he made a great call. I'd never heard of it and still know nothing of it at all, it just made me think of TTOO is the only reason I nooticed.

[Anonymous No.56594364]

>>56594334
>LGLZ
>Average volume 755

[Anonymous No.56594368]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.56594370]

>>56594330
Can't have kick ass sell days without first having kick ass buy days. I boughted more, and prepared to buy a lot more on further droopin'/

[Anonymous No.56594382]

Bears utterly rekt. Lmao. /smg/ has been pretty tame since we've had these green days, what's wrong boys??

[Anonymous No.56594384]

>Yeah, let's just pump 200 points straight up with no stop
t. DAX
I will start buying for a hedge, ffs this is retarded. I expected it, but not this much retardation in a single day

[Anonymous No.56594386]

TA bros wwa

[Anonymous No.56594392]

Our market is broken. Even mumus are accepting this cuckolding. It’s easy to see that none of you “watch” price action. This market is in a coma, we are greece.

[Anonymous No.56594393]

>>56594386
false breakout

[Anonymous No.56594398]

>>56591988
>>56591995
>>56591984

[Anonymous No.56594411]

i know a few pajeets at work. they're actually pretty cool. they shared some of their food with me and talked about how they hate pakistan cricket so much that it's unreal.
i think some of you are being needlessly mean.

[Anonymous No.56594412]

>>56594392
>>56594393
Cope harder FAGGOTS lmao

[Anonymous No.56594413]

Reminder to please tone down any discussion of sisterfucking.

And also buy the dip on MARA before tonight's earnings.

[Anonymous No.56594416]

>>56594163
>>56594166

[Anonymous No.56594424]

Fatties use routers to order ozempic from their teladoc allowing them to consume more fresh grains grown in Maumee Ohio
The entire transaction is secured using Crowdstrike’s proprietary threat intelligence software

[Anonymous No.56594427]

>>56594413
>MARA
Is it too obvious a play or am I overthinking it?

[Anonymous No.56594428]

>>56594412
anon are you okay?

[Anonymous No.56594432]

>>56594424
>CNM
Can you elaborate a litlle bit on this one?

[Anonymous No.56594434]

Crabbing again... wtf?

[Anonymous No.56594435]

>>56594413
That reminds me, I wanted to pick up some Affirm before earnings.

[Anonymous No.56594449]

A GIANT JPOW SPEECH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.56594452]

*FLICK*
oh, hey mumu, didn't see you there

[Anonymous No.56594464]

Ah shit I should have known this was the work of Jerome.

[Anonymous No.56594466]

>>56594427
Is the setup different since their last bump when Bitcoin was 4k lower? Yeah, they've done some debt-to-equity swaps and shelf offerings. But pretty much no miner has popped during the rally these past couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.56594475]

My calls are up 20% from being down 200%

[Anonymous No.56594476]

[Anonymous No.56594487]

>>56594475
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.56594490]

AAAAH MARKET MANIPULATION

[Anonymous No.56594491]

Soxl sisters where we at

[Anonymous No.56594495]

Puts on RBLX

[Anonymous No.56594498]

>>56594475
Good enough to post. Say thank you to papa Powell and save your money!

[Anonymous No.56594504]

>Mornin niggers.

[Anonymous No.56594507]

>>56594428
He's been losing it for the past couple months

[Anonymous No.56594512]

Don’t forget DIS earnings today!
>imagine thinking they did remotely well

[Anonymous No.56594514]

>Long "fuck it we ball."

[Anonymous No.56594526]

>>56594512
>They own Marvel
Ay yi yi

[Anonymous No.56594532]

>>56594504
>You will live to see manmade horrors which make your sides hurt from laughter

[Anonymous No.56594534]

>>56594514
Love that band

[Anonymous No.56594535]

>>56594512
Lol. SPY has cheaper options.

[Anonymous No.56594544]

>>56594512
bloodbath awaiting. Though whenever they have to realize the ~17bill expense for hulu, that will be the fucking day.

[Anonymous No.56594549]

>buddy

[Anonymous No.56594553]

>>56594526
Do you even watch critical drinker after hours? They were spending upwards of an entire movie budget per marvel episode. Streaming is down. Legal fees from Florida and California. Writers strike. Hasnt innovated the parks. Lost hotels.

[Anonymous No.56594555]

>>56594413
Buying MARA will unironically turn you into sister fucker because no other woman will have sex with your broke ass after MARA files bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.56594570]

I bought a put on coop betting on turbulence. Its now paying out.

[Anonymous No.56594578]

>>56594553
The real money is in whale nostalgia though.

[Anonymous No.56594585]

>>56594553
Whatever happened to low budget tv meme garbage shows that become cult classics like Firefly?

[Anonymous No.56594586]

Fucking market maker rejecting my DIS shorts.
God will smite you for your tolerance of faggotry.

[Anonymous No.56594588]

>>56594553
>parks
Parks may be up, they did aggressive advertising + reduced prices. Also q3 is typically better than q2.

[Anonymous No.56594594]

>>56594586
that just means the big boys are already doing it.

[Anonymous No.56594597]

Steady...steady

[Anonymous No.56594610]

Any good crab recipes /smg/?

[Anonymous No.56594613]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56594617]

>>56594156
You're perfect. These niggers ccouldn't do any better. They just come shitpost and tear down what other create. Its like a microcosm of reality.

[Anonymous No.56594619]

Bonjour

[Anonymous No.56594620]

Can you guys recommend a textbook for self-studying statistics with a focus on finance?
I have a math/physics education, but not much statistics.

[Anonymous No.56594628]

>>56594475
we are so back

[Anonymous No.56594629]

>>56594585
They turned into low budget garbage movies made on streaming services that nobody watches

[Anonymous No.56594633]

>>56594610

[Anonymous No.56594640]

>>56594610

[Anonymous No.56594655]

>>56593896
unemployment is bullish.
When people are employed, they receive wages which cause expenses on company balance sheets, reducing profits.

[Anonymous No.56594670]

what actually happens to stocks when the federal reserve cuts rates during an inflationary crisis? for some reason, this simple question is actually impossible to find a direct answer to. anyone know?

[Anonymous No.56594683]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.56594685]

>>56594597

[Anonymous No.56594699]

It was nothing

[Anonymous No.56594700]

>>56594633
Man, I wish Utz products were properly distributed in Cucknada, they're great

[Anonymous No.56594701]

>>56594670
Buddy, look up 1973 to 1974 Computer.

[Anonymous No.56594702]

>>56594670
They dump, then all the cash sitting in MM and tbills floods back into stocks. Pull up the max s&p charts then look up historical dates of pivots under the past 5 fed bros.

[Anonymous No.56594706]

>>56594670
Historically they go down short term and then rally after the market adjusts to the lower interest rates.

[Anonymous No.56594712]

HOLY SHIT
>BUT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

[Anonymous No.56594715]

just woke up why are we getting a red day?

[Anonymous No.56594716]

A vix just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.56594722]

>>56594715
Per usual, desperate bears trying to quadruple down on their retarded shorts after eating shit for a week

[Anonymous No.56594723]

>>56594715
It's not even red, it's just slightly green.

[Anonymous No.56594725]

>>56594715
50/50

[The Coombler No.56594727]

Is the fated spy dump finally happening?

[Anonymous No.56594729]

my stockies be doin a lil sumsum

[Anonymous No.56594730]

>>56594723
I only care about tech
Don't pretend otherwise

[Anonymous No.56594739]

>>56594322
On SPX yes but not on RSP. Megacaps are in a bubble

[Anonymous No.56594747]

>>56594701
>>56594702
>>56594706

[The Coombler No.56594748]

>>56594722
Touche

Yeah but this time if spy dumps to 425, I make a bunch of money.

[Anonymous No.56594754]

>>56594730
You're insane.

[RECYCLE No.56594757]

>>56591931
>>56591931
>>56591931

[Anonymous No.56594758]

>>56594701
Don't have to, I was there.

[Anonymous No.56594764]

>>56594727
damn those are perfect bodies. what's it like bros

[Anonymous No.56594772]

>>56594754
Yes that's what she said

[Anonymous No.56594780]

BUMP this old piece of shit into EOL.
Too many NO NATGAS NIGGERS in it.

[Anonymous No.56594798]

>>56594780
sametbqh. imagine baking or migrating when we haven't even hit the bump limit.
as the youths would say, very cringe!

[Anonymous No.56594807]

>>56594798
Oh, that bake has been here most of the morning, look at the times.

[Anonymous No.56594822]

Day 5 of DCAing all my money into the market bit by bit. Trying to decide on a good entry point for PLTR (if it exists)
>>56594748
Ideology speaking, I support hot chicks. A lot. I like seeing them.

[Anonymous No.56594831]

>>56594715
>Market pumps for over a week straight then has a slight retraction
>Wtf! Why doesn't the line always go up?

[Anonymous No.56594844]

>>56594831
Yes
It's very upsetting

[Anonymous No.56594881]

>>56593897
depends if you are attractive

[Anonymous No.56594917]

>>56594016
Have you made any money sir

[Anonymous No.56594935]

NOT MY BOY RUSSELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.56594961]

>>56594233
its lower now

[Anonymous No.56594987]

>>56594432
Infrastructure play. It’s originally a SPAC that’s buys out all the specialized waterworks hardware manufacturers.
They’ve delivered consistent earnings beats for 2 years

[Anonymous No.56595234]

>>56594764
they like money so get to making it!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56595451]

>>56594730
Weak men are creating hard times.

[Anonymous No.56595472]

>>56592262
Hyperinflation will give poors an out on debt and we cannot have that.

[Anonymous No.56596112]

>>56594822
>I support hot chicks.
you support them? wow, way to oust yourself as a beta. lmfao.