Rightmove cringe thread

[Anonymous No.56671944]

Post real estate listings that make you laugh or cringe

>Shit renovations
>Shit gardens
>Estate agent bullshit
>Photos of crazy people's houses

etc.

[Anonymous No.56671956]

before and after
(courtesy of google maps street view)

[Anonymous No.56671977]

These are just things I found myself recently.

Who the fuck frames a print out of a designer brand logo and puts it in their front room? Creased when I saw this.

"Looks class, deano"

[Anonymous No.56672008]

This one isn't cringe, its just really funny that you'd put a golliwog in your real estate listing.

[Anonymous No.56672077]

Small bungalow bought in March for £220,000. Listed in July for £230,000 after doing precisely fuck all to it.

Best I can do is 180.

[Anonymous No.56672128]

>>56672077
Prob had about 10k in legal and various fees anyway

[Anonymous No.56672148]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17412-W-17th-Pl-Golden-CO-80401/13711983_zpid/

[Anonymous No.56672149]

>>56671944
>>56671956
>>56671977
>>56672008
>>56672077
get a hobby man

[Anonymous No.56672180]

>>56672149
this is his hobby, mind your fuckin business.

[Anonymous No.56672281]

>>56672149
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.56672391]

>>56671977
>TV mounted halfway up the wall
> You have to crane your neck like you staring at the sky just to watch it
>Mirror mounted on the wall so fucking high up it useless
>Random modern fashion designer label bullshit hanging on wall like it's "art"
Idk wtf this garbage vomit even comes from. It's like some AI crap.

[Anonymous No.56672416]

>>56672008
WTF is the idea for having your books shelved at the ceiling?
Absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.56672485]

>>56672149
"Is right mush!"

[Anonymous No.56672577]

>>56671944
I can't even imagine living in the shithole that is the UK. People live in "homes" like this and anything fun is either prohibited, expensive or highly regulated.

[Anonymous No.56672625]

>>56671977
Maybe he's just gassed on Hugo Boss?

[Anonymous No.56672664]

>>56672625
It's signed by Bruce Springsteen

[Anonymous No.56672665]

>>56672625
maybe hes just a brainwashed faggot

[Anonymous No.56672697]

based OP dabbing on real estate chuds
theres a nice property here the seller bought for $599k in mid 2021 and has been listed on market for half a year now down from $649k to $625k,’they atrempted some shittybrenos like those dumb oversized high basin sinks in the bathroom and replaced the a/c but thats it. im offering $399k

[Anonymous No.56672723]

>>56671977
What does deano actually mean? I always had an image in my head of that young british couple

[Anonymous No.56672802]

>>56671977
lmao the tv placement makes no sense, how does deano even watch footy

[Anonymous No.56672869]

>>56672802
It’s obviously been rearranged for the photo op. It’s usually a tip probably

[Anonymous No.56672899]

Made a trannycord server to collect Rightmove cringe I find, would appreciate other participants who also check Rightmove a lot and come across funny shit

gg/RXsncxKB

[Anonymous No.56672930]

>>56671944
Nah, I won't, the one I had in mind is so fucking horrible it'll make yours look like a billion dollars house, imma go get some more kava instead

[Anonymous No.56672950]

>>56672930
kek, I can't imagine something worse than this

[Anonymous No.56672961]

[Anonymous No.56672965]

>>56671977
what a fucking nightmare lmao

[Anonymous No.56672975]

>>56672416
Not all of us are 4'11", Pablo.

[Anonymous No.56672984]

>>56672930
I still haven't found a house that costs that much lmao

[Anonymous No.56672993]

>>56672930
Why do they build dams? It's in their fucking genes

[Anonymous No.56672997]

>>56672149
t. flipper

[Anonymous No.56673063]

[Anonymous No.56673079]

>>56672723
Basically it's this

[Anonymous No.56673096]

>>56673079
And this

[Anonymous No.56673113]

>>56673096
And this

[Anonymous No.56673263]

[Anonymous No.56673269]

[Anonymous No.56673381]

>>56673263
>hey everyone it's deano from moreloansmorebarrethouese.com

[Anonymous No.56673694]

[Anonymous No.56673800]

[Anonymous No.56673848]

lmao this thread is depressingly accurate
way too accurate
sweet jesus I wanna fuck off to some place warm and cheap like albania now

[Anonymous No.56673864]

>>56673381

[Anonymous No.56673893]

>>56671956
>when you go to the council planning meeting and the car park is full of cheeky loaned out audi's
this one actually angered me

[Anonymous No.56673899]

>>56673694
Looks like a rabbit warren

[Anonymous No.56673938]

>>56673800
Holy shit this should be illegal

[Anonymous No.56673960]

>>56672664
Just letting you know that I chuckled at your boomer joke anon

[Anonymous No.56673980]

Am I the only one in this thread who thinks deanoboxes aren't that bad?

[Anonymous No.56673981]

>>56673938

[Anonymous No.56673991]

>>56673980
if they were dirt cheap then yea...

[Anonymous No.56674230]

>>56673980
horrible colour, stupid shapes, often built without driveways so the roads are full of pickup trucks and rangerovers abandoned at the side, shit build quality, small, shit gardens, for some reason many of the estates smell like dog shit, - and I can go on and on why I hate them.

[Anonymous No.56674237]

>>56673694
I gotta say american suburbia seems a lot comfier by comparison.

[Anonymous No.56674307]

>>56673981
And of course with that gay little range rover coupe

[Anonymous No.56674309]

pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting

open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work

open the door

yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre

sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)

put up my feet on the IKEA table

whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty

perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals

tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work

send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

[Anonymous No.56674458]

>>56674237
those aren't suburbia, they're built on rural pastures and stink up the countryside like shitty little islands
actual victorian built suburbs here are quite comfy but deano estates are an obomination

[Anonymous No.56674840]

>>56672961
>Why yes, M.C Escher did do my interior design. How did you guess?
This room confuses and disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.56674965]

>>56674309
25y fix needs changing to 30 plus

[Anonymous No.56675004]

Why is uk houses so small? My shed looks more comfortable

[Anonymous No.56675151]

>>56675004
Green belting plus being incredibly high density population (who has almost 0 appetite for apartment life)

[Anonymous No.56675184]

>>56672961
This is like the boiler room of a subway station got lined with 3 pounds of asbestos per sq foot and turned into a fallout shelter.

[Anonymous No.56675194]

>>56672577
uk has higher hdi than usa or france example, its one of the best countries in the world

[Anonymous No.56675379]

>>56671944
>Mowing the lawn
>Total turns: 1

[Anonymous No.56675392]

>>56673800
Based reverse flipper shorting local house prices. Sell high buy low.

[Anonymous No.56675419]

>>56673800
this is the kind of thing they should be put up against a wall and shot for.