/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56768193]

Remilia Edtion

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread: >>56765448

[Anonymous No.56768202]

>>56768127
First for Turkey Leftovers Rally!

[Anonymous No.56768204]

stocks

[Anonymous No.56768218]

Islam

[Anonymous No.56768219]

>>56768202
fpbp

[Anonymous No.56768239]

Are we still a pro sister fucking board? Or does Islam forbid that as well?

[Anonymous No.56768242]

uranium

[Anonymous No.56768295]

>>56768239
I'd like to see a future where religion didn't get shit on and /smg/ was actually about the stock market again. Even when I was a godless heathen of an athiest I didn't shit on religion beyond not believing any of it. I miss reading poems about getting blown out country style on a bad options play not hearing theological commentary I'd expect from memri tv or the 700 clubs after-church brunch. The boomers do it better anyways.

[Anonymous No.56768331]

>>56768253
Some Algerian went on a stabbing spree in Dublin, Ireland. Three children and two adults wounded. Potatoes snapped and started riots and looting against all the immigrants. Newspapers blame extreme right for the violence. Funny twist is the guy who took down the attacker was a Brazilian immigrant.

[Anonymous No.56768380]

>>56768331
>Funny twist is the guy who took down the attacker was a Brazilian immigrant.
That's something else.

[Anonymous No.56768386]

>>56768295
Week end /smg/ fren. What do you expect? And I don’t anyone really shitting in a religion. Islam bro brought it up but failed with the follow through. These is a lesson buried in there somewhere. Anyway for 2023 has been shit. All I’ve managed to do is not lose but I haven’t won yet. I have to do better next year. I need to hone my skills better and make better choices. God helps those who help themselves. I seriously believe that.

[Anonymous No.56768417]

>>56768295
It's just the one poojeet. No one likes poopjeets or takes them seriously.

[Anonymous No.56768424]

>>56768331
It’s very funny when Muslims expect the rest of the world to empathize with Muslim problems (Palestine, etc.) but they are the only population that does things like stab children or blow up innocent civilians.

[Anonymous No.56768432]

>>56768417
Salam, Ahmed. How many school children have you stabbed today?

[Anonymous No.56768433]

If you had 50k and wanted to invest it in one stock for the next 5 years what would it be?

[Anonymous No.56768448]

>>56768242
I’ve never actually understood uranium shills. What stocks are you guys even long? DNN? UUUU? What companies in the uranium supply chain are you even long and why

[Anonymous No.56768453]

>>56768386
>Islam bro brought it up but failed with the follow through.
Idk how I failed? I did my job. You barely even need me to teach you about Islam anyway. You already know what it is and what it's about. You know we worship one God. I just brought to your attention how it could be applied to help with your life problems.
It'll get better. Believe me when I say 2023 has been brutal on pretty much everyone.

[Anonymous No.56768464]

When did HR Karens get control of men's fashion? I went amazon to buy pants.
>I know what pants I want so i search for them directly
>Wrangler classic fit straight leg twill pants
>results come up
>twill pant
>no s
>look through all the listings
>classic jean
>khaki pant
>cargo short
WHAT THE FUCK GET AWAY FROM MY CLOTHING YOU CRAZY CAT LADIES HOLY SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD NEXT TIME I NEED SOCKS AND GET A RESULT LIKE
>athletic sock (pack of 12)
I WILL LOSE IT

[Anonymous No.56768477]

>>56768424
It’s also funny that the Jews spend a whole year alienating White Conservative Christians with their BLM, Drag Queens at the library, and Cultural Revolution shit on college campuses, and then wonder why nobody cares that the Palestinians stood up and sucker punched them.

[Anonymous No.56768501]

>>56768424
If they didnt have the moral high ground they wouldnt have been getting away with it. Jews do the only shit that makes this shit more palatable

[Anonymous No.56768505]

>>56768433
Any product carrier company
SFL, DHT, GOGL
Pick one

[Anonymous No.56768517]

Another fucking/smg/ trailled because religious fags cant shut up about their religion...

[Anonymous No.56768525]

>>56768477
>>56768424
picrel, truly a man ahead of his time

[Anonymous No.56768547]

>>56768448
an increase in demand
and lack of new supply

This is not financial advise
The URANIUM BULL THESIS
could take months or years to materialize
in a meaningful way at which time the lil o'l investors can
enjoy gains.

[Anonymous No.56768549]

im waiting nvidia to esplode. theres gotta be a rally for it coming.

moonshot held up nicely. might play a small position on monday if it doesnt dump on open.

the stock i wanted to buy more of dumped at open today. was perfect opportunity to grow position and i didnt take it. pissed about that

[Anonymous No.56768551]

>>56768433
VOO

[Anonymous No.56768557]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

[Anonymous No.56768590]

>>56768517
>trailed
For me

[Anonymous No.56768613]

Both Arabs and Jews should die at once

Buy HAS (my current obsession)

[Anonymous No.56768652]

>>56768464
Sucks anymore. Go to WMT to get clothes. Wrangler pants. Wearing the same style since uh well I was a kid. Don't have it. Look online. Order it. Package arrives. "WTF is this?!!" The color is wrong. Did the whole return thing. Finally get the right pants. Go to WMT a month later. Decide to see if they got more pants in stock. 10x pairs sitting on the shelf. I felt like just fucking raging. I'm picky about my clothes.

[Anonymous No.56768670]

>>56768501
How do Muslims have the moral high? Not sure what you mean there

[Anonymous No.56768672]

>>56768613
HAS doesn’t look too bad. What do you like about them

[Anonymous No.56768684]

>>56768672
On the ground knowledge of their customer base eating up the two newest sets

[Anonymous No.56768704]

Not exactly /smg/ but is anyone else in T-Bills right now? I got on the ship a little late, but I've made ~2k this year just buying and holding.

[Anonymous No.56768712]

>>56768684
Are you referring to the customer base that gets an automatic three day ban for being mentioned?

[Anonymous No.56768717]

>>56768652
Get on horn tell wally world their inventory of pant is wrong and inconveniently timed.

[Anonymous No.56768719]

>>56768712
Stop joking, HAS will post a great q4 earnings for this year

[Anonymous No.56768723]

>>56768704
I only buy 0dte options.

[Anonymous No.56768733]

>>56768672
I’m about to go long HAS myself and they have valuable assets with wizards of the coast and their media/video games business. Magic the gathering, D&D, monopoly mobile games etc . Their physical toy business is compete ass however.

[Anonymous No.56768734]

>>56768652
I feel like this could be made into smg meme
>Go to NASDAQ computer...

[Anonymous No.56768740]

>>56768733
MTG is a physical toy. They arent TCGs anymore. Theyre valueless game pieces

[Anonymous No.56768747]

>>56768723
Why would you do that? That seems like straight up gambling to me.

[Anonymous No.56768755]

>>56768733
Is there a ticker for toy trains? There's only like a decade left before all the kids raised by parents that had that stuff get old and wealthy enough to start buying their own and I'd like to get in on the action. Setting up the old lionel set under the tree for this year got me thinking.

[Anonymous No.56768756]

>>56768747
You can say that about any FOMO investment made
If anon is successful, he did he research, and knows its a numbers game and has risk management in place

[Anonymous No.56768762]

>>56768719
Not joking. I was discussing HAS with an anon about 18 months ago. I mentioned one product and it’s fan base and the jannies nuked me. HAS does seem to know what their base wants which is good. It’s one of the reasons I browse /toy/ and try to keep up with what folks are still buying.

[Anonymous No.56768767]

>>56768704
why bother, everything has inflated 10x that

[Anonymous No.56768780]

>>56768755
CVX they used to make toy cars and are in the process of acquiring toy maker HES

[Anonymous No.56768829]

>crypto fags are mad about the blackrock etf
>claiming that etfs are "scams that steal all your money" despite the fact that their exchanges steal more than even the most actively managed fund

[Anonymous No.56768854]

>>56768829
Crypto fags are tards who don’t understand the purpose of assets: cash flow

[Anonymous No.56768858]

>>56768756
The thing about 0dte though is that it requires a pretty steep hike in the underlying to make any money, then you have to sell to an even greater fool. Isn't that right?
>>56768767
The S&P is a little over double but I'm nearly removed from all risk. Rates haven't been this high in over a decade, I think.

[Anonymous No.56768886]

>>56768704
I hold all bonds at 40%

[Anonymous No.56768892]

>>56768886
>bogleheading on my smg

[Anonymous No.56768900]

>>56768892
you're damn right

[Anonymous No.56768933]

>>56768886
What do you mean you hold bonds at 40% are you in foreign currency or something?

[Anonymous No.56768942]

>>56768933
my portfolio is 40% bonds and I hold america at 16%, 20% international, and 4% emerging markets since thats the weighted average

[Anonymous No.56768943]

>>56768900
you cant just chad staircase like that. It makes the rest of us look bad

[Anonymous No.56768945]

>>56768943
I can't wait until like 3-4 years from now when its over 6 figures

[Anonymous No.56768986]

What sucks about trading is it always costs money to make money, so the damocles sword of margin call is always hanging with each loss no matter how much you’ve won

[Anonymous No.56769008]

>>56768424
Israelis aren't innocent and they aren't civilians. All Israelis serve in the IDF. They're all valid military targets, and being that they're all active duty or reservists.

[Anonymous No.56769039]

As we break $200 next week, just wanna give a shoutout to the anons that joined me at $160. Also want to check on the guy that shorted it a few weeks ago. You doing ok?
See you all at $300 before Christmas.

[Anonymous No.56769055]

>>56769008
All Palestinian children should be assumed to be child soldiers

[Anonymous No.56769083]

Fascinating article that could be relevant to the markets
https://aeon.co/essays/are-we-ready-to-study-consciousness-in-crabs-and-the-like

[Anonymous No.56769085]

>>56768986
It's not necessary to use margin

[Anonymous No.56769088]

>>56768734
Sucks anymore. Go to NYSE Computer to get stocks. KO Shares. Buying the same stock since uh well I was a kid. Don't have it. Look online. Order it. Shares arrive. "WTF is this?!!" The price is wrong. They're fractional. Did the whole return thing. Finally get the right shares. Go to NYSE a month later. Decide to see if they got more shares in stock. 1000x certificates at lower prices sitting on the shelf. I felt like just fucking raging. I'm picky about my shares.

[Anonymous No.56769122]

>>56769088
Sucks anymore. Go to Semiconductor Computer to get stocks. SOXL Shares. Buying the same stock since uh well I was a kid. Don't have it. Look online. Order it. Shares arrive. "WTF is this?!!" The price is wrong. They're unleveraged. Did the whole return thing. Finally get the right shares. Go to Semiconductor Computer a month later. Decide to see if they got more shares in stock. 1000x leveraged certificates at lower prices sitting on the shelf. I felt like just fucking raging. I'm picky about my shares.

[Anonymous No.56769143]

I might send the Judge and the Jblu lawyers a thank you card after the SAVE/Jblu trial is over. What? Hey its not everyday a sack of green lands in your hands you know. Wipe out the debt, punt my emergency fund to a level not seen since 2018 and give KO,VZ, and SWPPX shares homes. All thanks to a single event happening next month. God the waiting is killing me. I've been reading more hentai manga to take my mind off it. Gist; teen is playing games, using a flesh light to masturbate with when no one's around. Wants nothing to do with 2 twin school girls who're playing games with him aside from the gaming thing. They decide to play a different game on him instead. Uh huh he quickly sees the error of his ways and gives up the sex toy. More like they force him to.

[Anonymous No.56769153]

Why is everyone selling all their shares in TSM?

What do they know that we don't about Taiwan?

[Anonymous No.56769185]

All israelis (and by extension all jews) are demons in human skin. So are blacks and arabs

[Anonymous No.56769210]

How do you remain positive if you’re stuck in a relentless losing streak? It’s hard to trade with conviction when you’re in a bad mental state, I could pass up a good fundamentally sound trade next week because I fucked up on my last few trades then get hit with fomo when the trade I passed up exceeds expectations and decide to trade it when it’s played out and get trapped again in the losing groove

[Anonymous No.56769218]

>>56769185
don’t scare off the jews this is a stock market thread you idiot

[Anonymous No.56769220]

>>56769153
Looks ominous. I guess China Joe conceded to Xi and they're just going to let them take Taiwan, while putting up a fake objection to the whole thing before instituting a fake draft to send young men to die in a fake war. I think the price of gold is sniffing this out as well. May 2024.

[Anonymous No.56769258]

>>56769153
Biden acknowledged Taiwan as Chinese territory when Xi was in San Fran last week so that could be a display of diminishing military support

[Anonymous No.56769301]

>futures

also FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.56769324]

>>56769301
Post futures

[Anonymous No.56769356]

>>56769301
https://vocaroo.com/16ZrWPDZM4kM

[Anonymous No.56769393]

>>56769039
Honestly really tempted to bite this one but Ive lost on every single ticker thats been shilled here before.

[Anonymous No.56769412]

Could anyone suggest some good stocks or ETFs to invest in if I want to find a nice slightly brown Mediterranean gf?

[Anonymous No.56769414]

>>56769356
based

[Anonymous No.56769428]

>>56769039
podd anon will you settle for a crab just for a few days I need to add more

[Anonymous No.56769531]

I need to quit the internet.

>So 7 years ago I started playing a game called second life. My 3rd day playing I was captured against my will by a Domme that castrated me in game locked me in a cage and isolated me. I've been in that cage 7 years.

[Anonymous No.56769566]

>>56769428
Don't worry, it's reversing next week. And then you'll never hear from him again.
Every time

[Anonymous No.56769597]

>>56769428
No, sorry. We break $200 next week.

>>56769393
What tickers?

>>56769566
If you weren't a fag you'd know how long I've been posting about it. It has a $13 billion market cap. I just tell you guys to help you, I genuinely don't care if you buy it. There's one of you retards every time. Just short it so I can blow your back out.

[Anonymous No.56769625]

Black Friday was shit

[Anonymous No.56769654]

Yeah. No one fucking puts shit on sale anymore.

[Anonymous No.56769662]

>>56769566
sometimes you can tell what's a shill/meme and what isn't, for ex. safety shot and safe and green dev. they post during the rally then disappear

anyone remember EVRI? it was one of the first stocks I bought during covid that did well and was mentioned here

[Anonymous No.56769723]

>>56769597
>I just tell you guys to help you, I genuinely don't care if you buy it.
Then feel free to stop posting any time. Thanks. We don't need you here.
Your turd has rallied 10%. Happens to all sorts of random trash, all the time. Your thesis is juvenile. Your AI generated spam imagery is obnoxious bloat.

6 months from now I'll be make a single comment to laugh about this trash and you'll be nowhere to be found, same as every other shill.. ever.
Then it will never be mentioned again.

[Anonymous No.56769742]

>>56769723

>Then feel free to stop posting any time. Thanks. We don't need you here.
>Your turd has rallied 10%. Happens to all sorts of random trash, all the time. Your thesis is juvenile. Your AI generated spam imagery is obnoxious bloat.

>6 months from now I'll be make a single comment to laugh about this trash and you'll be nowhere to be found, same as every other shill.. ever.
>Then it will never be mentioned again.

[Anonymous No.56769748]

>>56769742
You didn't need to post the selfie. We already had a pretty good picture of how you look from your obsession with AI anime spam.

[Anonymous No.56769759]

>>56769748
>You didn't need to post the selfie. We already had a pretty good picture of how you look from your obsession with AI anime spam.

[Anonymous No.56769793]

Stop being a nigger for five seconds

[Anonymous No.56769794]

90% confident this PODD anon is the same shill that pushed SKYT, and SIGA as well.
Same surface level thesis. No fundamentals, just a catchy story. Absolute inability to defend that thesis against any scrutiny at all. Excuses on why he doesn't need to defend his own thesis. Resorts to trolling when called out.
Same tendency towards autistic spam every single thread to try and force a meme.
Same writing style.

Make of this what you will. He was shilling SKYT around $10-15, for anyone who has forgotten. Now trades at $6.
SIGA was shilled at $15-20. Now trades at $5.
Momentum may lift PODD a bit higher, but odds are against you when buying into these types of turds. Time is not on your side.

[Anonymous No.56769798]

>>56769723
>>56769748
Cringe

[Anonymous No.56769817]

>>56769794
this wasn't you right anon..?

[Anonymous No.56769846]

when will anime be real. im tired of waiting. just isekai my ass into the metaverse of anime tits and ass its not a big ask

[Anonymous No.56769860]

>>56769085
that's not true and you know it

[Anonymous No.56769868]

>>56769817
I don't post in that shithole, but I appreciate your sharing. This is exactly what I'm talking about. It's a common shill tactic to construct some imaginary appeal to authority.
Plus the reliance on gamblers fallacy, the idea that past results imply future trends.
Plus the complete lack of context. Ignoring the fact that the entire S&P index bottomed on that very same date.

I don't know if you're in some discord with PODD anon, or you've actually been caught up in this bait.
If it's the latter I'm sorry for your naivety. Hopefully you exit with a profit and learn to better appreciate the red flags next time.

[Anonymous No.56769870]

>>56769793
1, 2, 3, 4... (looks in the mirror)
AAAAAAH I'M A NIGGER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.56769878]

>>56769794
But I made money on both SKYT and SIGA

[Anonymous No.56769892]

I can't believe the markets were closed yesterday and closed early today, and now they're going to be closed for two more days... That's a lot of time off...

[Anonymous No.56769899]

>>56769878
Well timed beta produces alpha. You can also make money swinging SOXL, or perhaps BOIL is a better example.
Those two stocks have not produced any meaningful capital returns, so every dollar profited on successful flips during the way up was matched by equivalent losses from bagholders on the way back down.

Anyway, that's not the story being sold. It'd be one thing to come out and call it a pump and dump or momentum trade, but a thesis is being sold here, and it's a bad one.
Objectively those two previous theses were also failures.

[Anonymous No.56769927]

>>56769794
Bro I literally was asking for shitco shorts today and no one replied to me so then I asked for longs someone mentioned PODD as a long they're considering (so we know its going to be terrible).

PODD seems like it occupies an interesting place in the biotech sector / healthcare sector. They are a medical device business, so they work in the regulatory pipeline of 510k approval, not IND - NDA approval like most FDA drugs

>Insulet (NASDAQ: PODD) is an innovative medical device company improving the lives of people with diabetes and other conditions through its Omnipod delivery system.

Anyways, I wonder where that retard SOXL lumposter is now, with his awful leveraged rotation strategy.

[Anonymous No.56769962]

>>56769899
>>56769927
>biotech
it's is probably going to be even worse than SKYT

[Anonymous No.56769969]

>>56769927
made 6 figs and wandered off
something about selling puts

[Anonymous No.56769970]

>>56769878
As did I.

[Anonymous No.56769971]

>>56769927
>Anyways, I wonder where that retard SOXL lumposter is now, with his awful leveraged rotation strategy.
Bottom tick sold SOXL at $14, then coped about how the strategy is good when it instantly rebounded 30%.
To be fair it's not a terrible strategy, but it was pretty funny to witness.

[Anonymous No.56769986]

>>56769868
what authority am I appealing to? I just made some gains on podd so I'll talk about it as long as that's the case. the past is literally all we have to imply future trends. anyway part of the thesis was the lawsuit against a copycat
>https://www.medtechdive.com/news/insulet-eoflow-patent-lawsuit-patch-pump/690866/

[Anonymous No.56769988]

>>56769971
>To be fair it's not a terrible strategy, but it was pretty funny to witness.
It's a very below average strategy that you realize is fucking dogshit on the long run once you're somewhere far enough along on the Dunning Kruger curve. The issue with lumposter is that He. Just. Doesn't. Learn. He keeps his money that he made from riding out beta / momentum as the ZIRP stock market soared.

As you said, playing beta can be alpha at times, but that's not even something that the fucking moron SOXL lumposter understands

[Anonymous No.56769999]

>>56769988
>It's a very below average strategy that you realize is fucking dogshit on the long run
Well yeah, but I didn't feel like potentially baiting him out into a debate right now, if he's lurking.

[Anonymous No.56770002]

I expect an apology from all you faggots when PODD crosses $250.

[Anonymous No.56770026]

>>56770002
To add to this, when PODD eventually reaches $300 or close to it, I have a few other plays. I’ll share them with you then.
Know that even though you are subhuman assholes, I still want you to make it.

[Anonymous No.56770033]

Bros I worked at Home Depot today, and I really do think normies are seriously getting tapped out;

Morning was really busy but I've noticed that by noon it died down quite a bit and by afternoon(I say 4-5pm), the store turned into a fucking ghost town, more employees in the store than customers. Last year it was pandemonium for the entire day until closing.

Customer's carts also looked pretty light too with the occasional exception like $400 plastic trees with lights and black friday deal items like blowers. I'm gonna be shorting retail stocks in the next few months.

[Anonymous No.56770034]

>>56770026
>>56770026>>56770002
oh my god you faggot with GLP drugs coming in this stock is fucked. PODD is fucked. It is a short selling opportunity.

[Anonymous No.56770037]

>>56769988
>>56769999
I dont care you retards. Lum has made me lots of fucking money in a short amount of time

[Anonymous No.56770044]

>>56770034
It is this logic that allowed people to buy in a rapidly growing company for so cheap. I encourage you to short it on margin.

[Anonymous No.56770048]

>>56770033
Its the holidays faggot. People are spending time with their families because they arent wagie faggots like you. Bwahahahahahahahaha you suck dick

[Anonymous No.56770052]

>>56769794
What was wrong with SIGA?

[Anonymous No.56770053]

>>56770052
It's a vaccine for literal faggots

[Anonymous No.56770080]

>>56769988
I have been advocating for a momentum rotation strategy in SOXL following the 200 SMA for over three years now. I'm vastly beating the S&P over that time frame, including this year.

[Anonymous No.56770090]

>>56770080
Please ignore him lumposter, you made me a ton of money in 2020-21 and I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.56770096]

>>56770080
Based lum poster

[Anonymous No.56770102]

>>56770090
Glad to hear my friend. We're all going to make it. Praise be to SOXL_shill

[Anonymous No.56770150]

I wanna do something special for my girlfriend for our anniversary. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.56770152]

>>56770150
Your dick in a box

[Anonymous No.56770165]

>>56770033
I had to buy something from HD today and the store and parking lot was packed at 2pm.

[Anonymous No.56770173]

>>56770152
You want me to cut off my dick, put it in a box, and give it to her?

[Anonymous No.56770177]

Early investors of #DOGE coin are moving over to #COGW

[Anonymous No.56770188]

>>56770173
>1, cut a hole in a box
>2, put your junk in that box
>3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

[Anonymous No.56770189]

>>56770173
He probably meant the lonely island song method

[Anonymous No.56770204]

>futures
https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg

[Anonymous No.56770228]

Thanks anons, cutting the hole now in my spare shoebox.

[Anonymous No.56770231]

>>56769927
For about two years HE comes out when SOXL rallies and then disappears when it falls immediatepy after. HE has never consistently posted for more than two weeks at a time. Literally a free money top signal.
>>56769597
LFLY
HYFM
MAPS
WKEY
AVPT
SFT (this one still hurts me)
CREG
BBIG
DATS
PETQ
All have been losers to name some

[Anonymous No.56770245]

>>56770228
This part is optional but it will net you bonus points with her if you wash your penis before you do it. Good luck anon!

[Anonymous No.56770317]

>>56770177
Please stay in your containment threads anon

[Anonymous No.56770327]

>>56770150
>>56770152
>>56770188
>>56770189
>>56770228
>>56770245
premarital sex is a sin by the way

[Anonymous No.56770336]

>>56770327
Ok nerd

[Anonymous No.56770344]

>>56770336
i just don't want anything bad to happen to this guy or his used goods

[Anonymous No.56770444]

>>56769794
I was told that TRUFF would stay buff. It did not.
Also holding CMRX
Got burned by BHS and AQB too
I dont understand, if a company is worth millions, how can it lose money? How did it earn that much to begin with if its bad?

[Anonymous No.56770524]

what's the best site for weekend futures? or premarket futures before open

[Anonymous No.56770565]

BUDDY, look at VIX computer.

[Anonymous No.56770751]

>>56770165
wait until the statistics come in

[Anonymous No.56770772]

>>56769794
They're unironically the same group running the the bbby general and a few other pumps they cycle between. BingAI usage, low liquidity shitco advertising, botting, and ESL. They've pretty firmly embedded themselves on biz at this point.

[Anonymous No.56770788]

*ahem*
I said....
STOCKS

[Anonymous No.56770846]

>>56770102
Wherever he is, I hope he's well

[Anonymous No.56770924]

>>56770788
WHICH?

[Anonymous No.56770959]

>>56770150
Pee on her while showering to establish dominance.

[Anonymous No.56770978]

has there been any geo-polling done on biz? around these hours there is like 0 activity. Is biz 90% burgers?

[Anonymous No.56771066]

Stocks.

[Anonymous No.56771135]

What broker should I use if I want to trade stock futures?

[Anonymous No.56771146]

i have 16k in ftse all-world, should i sell and pivot to something else?

[Anonymous No.56771153]

>>56771146
Pivot to vti or voo. Aways bet on black.

[Anonymous No.56771171]

>>56770080
whats the momentum strategy? sell when soxx soxl crosses below 200MA

[Anonymous No.56771333]

>>56768613
Bzeh get out of here

[Anonymous No.56771394]

>>56768780
Kek.

[Anonymous No.56771438]

Is this really what is keeping japan afloat? Without them would they have been another third world shithole? How is their economy struggling when they have this kind of thing?

[Anonymous No.56771526]

>>56771438
dont forget japans global car industry

[Anonymous No.56771648]

>>56771438
Godzilla being that high is kind of shocking.

[Anonymous No.56771656]

>>56771526
that just makes it even more baffling. they have all these massive ips and exports but their economy is stagnating and has been for decades. money is leaking out somewhere and it wonder if its to america/isreal that is siphoning most of it from them as a sort of protection deal

[Anonymous No.56771667]

>>56771648
Godzilla has been around forever and the old movies were massive in Japan. A lot of people forget just how many of those movies they made.

[Anonymous No.56771809]

>>56770048
It was Black Friday you absolute mongoloid retard mouthbreathing moron - the #1 shopping day of the year
Would not be surprised whatsoever if you were EU and just ignorant to this fact (as EU fags ITT always insert themselves into American discussions and reveal their ignorance)
Anon is noting that last Black Friday HD was busy from open to close, customers all with their carts full - this Black Friday was dead compared
I appreciate him providing this subjective experience. I too am noticing a big slow down in spending, in any store I go to, I ask the employees "Have you noticed a slowdown" and they all have universally said yes

[Anonymous No.56771846]

>>56771809
Shouldn't be surprising honestly. People don't have any money to spend on stupid shit and also the black Friday sales have been getting more and more laughable as inflation has been getting worse. Stores will try and pass 15% off and item as a black Friday "special". Plus everyone just shops online now anyway.

[Anonymous No.56771868]

The ISA allowance is £20,000 pounds a year and the average total return on the S&P 500 is 10% a year. If you start putting £20k a year in during your 20's, you will be retired in your 40's. No tax to pay at any point.

Why aren't you doing it, fellow britbongs?

[Anonymous No.56771875]

I can't post an impressive picture of my fidelity investments because I'm putting an extra $1k per month toward my high interest rate mortgage. feels fucking bad bros

[Anonymous No.56771921]

>>56771875
>high interest rate mortgage
What's the damage? Mine is 3.75% and have about 50k left

[Anonymous No.56771954]

>>56771921
it's not as bad as some people's but it's 6.3% and I only put 5% down. luckily I'm a genius and make a lot of money, so my trajectory is to have it paid off fully in the next 7 years. Then I'm going to put half of what I was paying on the mortgage to lifestyle and the other half to investing

[Anonymous No.56772010]

>>56771954
>6.3
That's still pretty steep but it sounds like you have a plan. My goal has been to make more on my investments than the interest on my mortgage and this year has been great. Particularly with bond and CD rates being so good

[Anonymous No.56772081]

Another day. These past few days have been great. Spending time with family. Relaxing, not giving a shat when I woke up. Sigh. Just 13 years to go and I get to do that for the rest of my life. But its all good. Christmas holiday/New year's I'm taking off for almost 2 weeks so meh.
Come on Jblu/Save lawyers & Judge over the case; deliver a just verdict so I get my sack of green. make my Christmas even more special.

[Anonymous No.56772088]

Why is BBYQ a thing still since it's been delisted for a few weeks?

[Anonymous No.56772119]

>>56772088
Baggie cope is a real and serious mental illness. They still think they're getting something for their shares. They do not understand that they got exit scammed by a Jew. He was never their ally or their friend. He was just a Jew trying to make money. Redditors don't live in reality. They thought their attempt at saving a dead company like BBBY or GME was like their capeshit movies and they were the heroes, but in the real world, it's just Jews fleecing the goyim.

[Anonymous No.56772123]

>>56772081
Jesus I was hoping you died already.

[Anonymous No.56772202]

>>56772119
Does anyone actually think this? I thought everyone doing that was just pretending because it gets them attention and they enjoy "being part of the club."
Being part of the BBBY shareholder club is about the only value they can extract at this point so they might as well.

[Anonymous No.56772220]

>>56770336
I regret being promiscuous. Now when I look at women I don't see the softness and beauty, just pain and ignorance. It's a real living kind of hell.

[Anonymous No.56772234]

>>56772220
You'll survive somehow

[Anonymous No.56772269]

>>56771667
Retirees spend it. That's why people get so obsessive over demographics, you can end up in a nasty spiral quickly if things start going bad.

[Anonymous No.56772336]

>>56772123
Don't be rude to KO boomer
>>56772202
If you've ever been to a BBBY thread over the years you'd know it's very real. BBBY is one of money shit stocks that are going to unironically go to zero. Bobo is coming to town.

[Anonymous No.56772340]

>he uses leverage ETFs for more than intraday trading

KWAB

[Anonymous No.56772362]

>>56772340
There are people here that think SOXL is a retirement portfolio stock. Scoopsies has been bagholding it for years because of this.

[Anonymous No.56772365]

>>56772269
>you can end up in a nasty spiral
we are entering that spiral now, not only US, globally aging population, where withdrawals will exceed deposits by far
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/americans-continue-to-ransack-their-retirement-savings-survey-finds-123049227.html
>The number of participants taking hardship withdrawals from their 401(k) was up 13% in the third quarter
>27% compared to the number of withdrawals during the first three months of the year.
>"Things are starting to crack," Cary Carbonaro, a certified financial planner, told Yahoo Finance. "This is a direct result of the Fed raising rates. We are just starting to see the effects of these hikes — whether it is auto loans at almost 10% mortgages at 8% or credit cards at 20-plus%. Add on the inflation and resumption of the student loan payments, budgets are stretched to the max for almost everyone but the very wealthy."
now all the boomers need to retire and cash out their retirement savings
AKA, boomers will all be selling stocks to make ends meet - and this effect will only increase as each day passes (same reason why social security is running into issues.. more people taking than people putting in..)
If you stop producing things, and the only thing you are 'producing' is the selling of stocks to fund the purchasing of things, this is not sustainable. Lol. Each day that passes, the sellers will exceed the buyers. A slow bleed - like Japan in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.56772371]

>>56772220
I get that feeling, I look at asians as escorts now.

[Anonymous No.56772409]

>>56772336
>KO boomer
Previously T boomer

[Anonymous No.56772428]

>>56768193
Most I've ever made on one trade yesterday. Still euphoric.

[Anonymous No.56772490]

>>56772428
>CLSK
I remember this shitco being shilled relentlessly by a textbook YT grifter

[Anonymous No.56772578]

Is the recession ever going to come?

[Anonymous No.56772590]

>>56772578
soon

[Anonymous No.56772592]

>>56772578
Yes, the white collar job market is trashed. Very few people seem to be noticing though since the retail and service industry job markets are so strong.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/11/19/college-grads-unemployed-jobs/
(or https://archive.is/nuDIj )

[Anonymous No.56772599]

>>56768448
>shills
kek. i remember being called that for bitcoin in 2012

[Anonymous No.56772606]

anyone still has the ZIM ship meme ? It was often posted here last year. Apparently one of their ships just got captured by the houthis

[Anonymous No.56772608]

>>56768547
it will materialize in or around 2026, probably late in the year when the weather is favorable in the southern hemisphere.

[Anonymous No.56772624]

>>56768900
>>56768943
lol those are his deposits
keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.56772640]

>>56772578
You better start believing in recessions anon, you're in one...

[Anonymous No.56772645]

>>56772606
ocean shipping was a meme during the 2007-2009 GFC and ended in retail losing everything. the same shit is going to happen again. don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.56772649]

>>56772606
Haven't heard of a ZIM meme but yeah it's happening. Suez transit is gonna be in shambles

Z
I
M

[Anonymous No.56772672]

...How the fuck are we right back to faggot doomer bear posting? Christ you guys

[Anonymous No.56772687]

NVDA is up 200 percent YTD, when do we expect a pull back? The internet & networking is the future but CSCO has hasn't recovered from it's ATH in 30 years.

[Anonymous No.56772694]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc
captcha: 8rY2vK

[Anonymous No.56772725]

>>56772672
VIX at 12 ahead of a recession just makes us that way, it just feels like the potential for upside in equities is too small.

[Anonymous No.56772732]

>>56772672
It's not doom posting but it's obvious the government is using every trick in the book to try and hide the fact we are in a recession.

[Anonymous No.56772797]

>>56772725
>>56772732
>Muh recession
>It's all just tricks!!!!
Ah yes, paranoid delusions. Common in those who shorted the bottom.

[Anonymous No.56772830]

>>56772797
literally everyone except maybe cramer is saying there will be a crash.

[Anonymous No.56772837]

>>56772687
I missed the part where Cisco had even remote involvement with an emerging technology that has great potential to change everyday life

[Anonymous No.56772843]

>>56772797
>rent is unaffordable
>homes are unaffordable
>food is unaffordable
>homeless encampments everywhere
>credit card debt at all time highs
>Savings at all time lows
>People defaulting on their car notes and mortgages
>consumer spending is down bigly
>Y-y-yeah chud you'll see, this is s-s-super bullish
The governments strategy to hiding this is to tell the fed to inflate the fuck out of dollars so corporations revenues sky rocket despite their profits falling.

[Anonymous No.56772846]

>>56772830
Let me get this straight - you think the time to sell is when Big Money tells you to?

[Anonymous No.56772857]

>>56772837
>remote involvement with an emerging technology that has great potential to change everyday life
ever heard of The Internet? lmao. In the 2020s the potential for growth isn't really there, but in the early 2000s it was there.

[Anonymous No.56772858]

>>56772846
You think 'big money' wouldnt want your money?

[Anonymous No.56772892]

>>56772857
people forget that things like networking gear for cellphones exist.

[Anonymous No.56772920]

>>56772857
You'd be the guy saying "lol I have a perfectly fine horse, who needs a car?!" 100 years ago

>>56772843
>rent is unaffordable
Where? My rent has been the same since 2019
>homes are unaffordable
Literally always the case and will never change - talk to your local dickweed landlords
>food is unaffordable
Where? My grocery bill is back to pre-pandemic levels
>homeless encampments everywhere
Lol yeah I'm starting to think you live in a shithole city
>credit card debt at all time highs
Yeah crazy what happens when you combine growing numbers of people in the world with cash-back incentives
>Savings at all time lows
Actually on par with savings rates of the last 20 years
>People defaulting on their car notes and mortgages
Unironically healthy system if people who can't afford things default on them
>consumer spending is down bigly
All statistics I can find show consumer spending is up over the last 3 years

[Anonymous No.56772939]

>>56772920
>my grocery bill is back to pre pandemic levels
That's statistically untrue

[Anonymous No.56772946]

>>56772939
Yeah it's crazy how all the price gouging in major cities skews the statistics, huh?

[Anonymous No.56772948]

>>56772336
>going to unironically go to zero.
It's not going, it already has gone. Past tense.

[Anonymous No.56772951]

>>56772946
>price gouging
Miss me with that commie bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56772952]

>>56772939
>statistically
God I hate this word. It's almost always used by people who don't understand math or statistics.

[Anonymous No.56772956]

>>56772946
>falling back on the price gouging narrative.

[Anonymous No.56772962]

>>56772920
>You'd be the guy saying "lol I have a perfectly fine horse, who needs a car?!" 100 years ago
what are you talking about, potential for CSCO growth in the 2020s?

[Anonymous No.56772965]

>>56772946
>price gouging
Sounds illegal

[Anonymous No.56772967]

>>56772956
It's kind of wacky. I didn't believe it either but there is price gouging going on. Basic groceries even have a massive spread between eg Aldi and Wegmans.

[Anonymous No.56772982]

>>56772920
>growing numbers of people in the world
The growth rate among heritage Americans is close to net zero. If the growth rate of the world population directly effects things like rent then you live in an economic zone not a country and you should probably try to emigrate.

[Anonymous No.56772985]

>>56772967
Outside of store brands, they are all pretty much the same across the board. The dollar store is just as expensive as the higher end stores.

[Anonymous No.56772986]

>>56772967
>Basic groceries even have a massive spread between eg Aldi and Wegmans.
If there's a large spread for the exact same product between two market chains, costumers will flow to the chain with the lower prices, price gouging is a fucking myth because all the stores are in competition to raise product/service quality and reduce prices. Just shut the fuck up with that price gouging bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56772992]

>>56772920
>>rent is unaffordable
>Where? My rent has been the same since 2019
>>homes are unaffordable
>Literally always the case and will never change - talk to your local dickweed landlords
>>food is unaffordable
>Where? My grocery bill is back to pre-pandemic levels
>>homeless encampments everywhere
>Lol yeah I'm starting to think you live in a shithole city
>>credit card debt at all time highs
>Yeah crazy what happens when you combine growing numbers of people in the world with cash-back incentives
>>Savings at all time lows
>Actually on par with savings rates of the last 20 years
>>People defaulting on their car notes and mortgages
>Unironically healthy system if people who can't afford things default on them
>>consumer spending is down bigly
>All statistics I can find show consumer spending is up over the last 3 years
oh inflation didnt happen I guess. We're all cool guys this anon on a tibetan yak forum says we inflation is fake news & its all price gouging.

[Anonymous No.56773002]

>>56772992
I didn't even bother responding to all of his points because at best he's a troll and at worst he's a glowie shill.

[Anonymous No.56773015]

>>56773002
Yeah its blatantly obvious.

[Anonymous No.56773025]

>>56772946
cope

[Anonymous No.56773036]

>tfw you've made it

[Anonymous No.56773042]

>>56772592
>“I had high hopes but it’s not really working out for me,” said Chung, 22, who double-majored in political science and communications at St. Mary’s College of California.

false alarm

[Anonymous No.56773055]

>>56773036
>$100 million in one bank account that is only insured for $400k
He may be rich, but he's a retard.

[Anonymous No.56773078]

Weekend smg is nothing but schizo bears.
We used to actually discuss stocks on the weekends. Now it’s nothing but paranoid qtards.

[Anonymous No.56773079]

>>56772951
>>56772956
>>56772965
>>56773025
wow you guys are fucking serious lmfao imagine not believing that businesses are actively trying to gouge the shit out of you as much as possible. It's literally the entire point of running the business. But even then, you'd have to outright ignore the conference calls where board members literally laugh about the concept of raising prices just for shits and giggles.

>>56773015
>>56773002
WOW hahahahahaha okay so you guys actually are unironically schizo, please go the fuck back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.56773100]

Hope you're all watching THE game today. Let's go blue!

[Anonymous No.56773110]

>>56773042
Yes, but I'd say from like 2015 to early-2022, businesses were hiring idiots like that just because they had so much work to do and they basically needed live bodies. It may be a completely useless degree, but it does signify that someone has the baseline level of competence to complete busy/bullshit work. It seems wasteful, but lots of business projects actually depend on that kind of work, not because it's inherently productive, that is, directly fulfilling the goal of the project (i.e., designing or building something), but for more side-effect goals like visibility, research, compliance, marketing, etc... But, once interest rates went up, suddenly those projects no longer look economical anymore, so they get scaled back, or cut completely, or never even started. This is the intended effect of rate increases.

[Anonymous No.56773120]

>>56773055
>We used to actually discuss stocks on the weekends
Kek no we didn't

[Anonymous No.56773137]

>>56773055
>he's a retard
Always was. Somehow he's popular.

[Anonymous No.56773200]

>>56773120
You used to give updates. Wtf am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.56773233]

>>56773200
Here's an update, short everything

[Anonymous No.56773386]

>>56768900
>>56772624
Only legit screenshot is of the performance tab

[Anonymous No.56773423]

The more glowniggers are posting in /smg/, the worse financial conditions are behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.56773433]

>>56773078
>>56773079
Joe Biden is an illegitimate president, financially speaking.

[Anonymous No.56773446]

>>56772986
A lot of the people that come to forums like this one seriously underestimate how extreme an effect PR and brand loyalty has on consumers.
It's why Coke pays zillions of dollars to have their logo on everything.

[Anonymous No.56773463]

>>56773036
I've seen this screenshot multiple times and have no idea who this guy is.

[Anonymous No.56773514]

>ZIM boat hijacked
I can’t believe I might get to buy this at $3

[Anonymous No.56773526]

>>56773514
My orders are at $0.50.

[Anonymous No.56773545]

>>56773526
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.56773556]

>>56768547
>>56772599
>>56772608
What tickers?

[Anonymous No.56773565]

Why would they say this? Would it be bullish or bearish on the market?

[Anonymous No.56773566]

>>56773036
>Capital One

>Not putting money into JPMorgan banks instead

I swear when the next big crash happens in 2024, he's gonna lose all of that shit overnight.

[Anonymous No.56773589]

>>56773565
Because Biden won't back down and wants to run for office again. The DNC will poison him to get him out of the way. No honor among thieves.

[Anonymous No.56773593]

>>56772986
While that is usually true a lot of people don't want to shop at "poor people stores" despite the same products being a bit cheaper.
>raise product/service quality
This hasn't been true for a loong time. How many quality brands are getting their shelf space axed so that the store's own brand can sit in that space? Stores have always been abouit margins and as a company ramps up its own production they WILL force their awful products on you for their own increased profit. Apparently the entire dish soap shelf being empty except the shitty safeway brand during March 2020 wasn't enough for them to figure out no one wants their garbage products. I'm telling ya, a small business boom is getting setup if these big companies keep trying to take good products away.

[Anonymous No.56773598]

>>56773566
Don't knock COF I'm about to get a job there....

[Anonymous No.56773626]

>>56773598
Bloomberg anon is that you?

[Anonymous No.56773649]

>>56773626
No, but I hope the office I'd report to has a trading floor of some sort. I think I can deceive my way into a terminal login and use all that knowledge to make my trades better.

[Anonymous No.56773654]

burgerbros will turbotax ask and take into consideration all of my stonk movements in fidelity if I give it the data? I'm only now thinking about capital gains tax and all this shit.

[Anonymous No.56773657]

>>56773598
Are you black or a woman? They only seem to hire minorities these days.

[Anonymous No.56773662]

>>56773654
Turbo Tax is garbage if you do anything weird. If you have a brokerage account you probably need to have an actual CPA do your taxes or alternatively just never ever submit any of your 1099s.

[Anonymous No.56773686]

>>56773662
>if you do anything weird
so far I'm just buying normal stock, using my ESPP, and contributing to my 401k in Fidelity. No options and actually I think I didn't even sell anything yet. That should be handled well... right?

[Anonymous No.56773687]

Cow milk fresh from the tit tastes so much fucking better than the store shit.
Buy dairy cows financially speaking.

[Anonymous No.56773703]

>>56773686
The IRS doesn't care about your 401k.
If you didn't sell anything idk, my understanding is you only pay taxes when you sell.

[Anonymous No.56773711]

>meanwhile in Bed Bath and Delisted general

[Anonymous No.56773716]

>>56773687
I actually really hate the way unpasteurized milk tastes. It tastes spoiled. I'm super picky about my milk though.

[Anonymous No.56773719]

>>56773657
Straight white male. I was confused myself. My interview committee was almost entirely jeets so they might be using their productive person quota to fix some of that mess.

[Anonymous No.56773729]

>>56773711
It's just getting genuinely sad now.

[Anonymous No.56773731]

>>56773686
You don't have to report buys. Dividends get tricky since there are a few different types. I file my own taxes every year and it isn't that bad if you just follow the instructions provided with each form. They're as easy as
>Put the value from 1099 box 5c here
and it does the math for you.

[Anonymous No.56773747]

>>56773729
It needs to be moved to /x/ and I’m not joking

[Anonymous No.56773748]

>>56772365
>A slow bleed - like Japan in the 90s.
No. Japan didn't have mass migration of violent retards into their country and then pay for shelter for them. They also didn't throw away their trust and culture in the name of letting in "future doctors and lawyers."
When we have a contraction the destruction will not be slow like Japan. There will be incredible capital flight followed by a surge of "democracy" like what you saw in Rhodesia and South Africa last century.

[Anonymous No.56773752]

>>56773731
thanks, this brings me some peace of mind
is it the same deal with divvies if I choose to reinvest in the asset instead of getting the cash?

[Anonymous No.56773801]

>>56773711
i posted on gme that it has been a short since august. they just delusion cope posted after it

[Anonymous No.56773810]

>>56773747
These are the exact type of retards hedgefunds unironically love. They are playing right into their hands.

[Anonymous No.56773826]

>>56773752
No, you still have to pay taxes on DRIP divvies. If you look at your transaction history your account will bre credited the dividend, followed immediately with a buy order.

[Anonymous No.56773843]

>>56773711
>>56773729
>>56773747
I mean it's fucking tragic

[Anonymous No.56773869]

I really think the stock market is a scam.
>Not all stocks are judged on the same criteria
>Macro economics is considered before company EPS/revenue.
>price action is controlled by the "feelings" of only 3 large trading firms.
>During earnings guidance for the next year is more important than EPS and revenue.
>etc. etc. etc.
SCAM

[Anonymous No.56773882]

>>56773869
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.56773883]

>>56773654
Yes
>>56773686
>>56773752
All brokers send to the IRS is your divvies, interest, and sales. The point of you filing it to provide cost-basis and holding duration for long/short classification. Any brokerage that lets you import data already has all this data marked up. Just look over it after importing.

[Anonymous No.56773945]

Made a lot of money this year smg, I know it aint much for most people here, but I'm proud of what I managed to achieve

[Anonymous No.56773954]

>>56773843
They say the harder to try to save a cultist, the more fanatical they become. I genuinely don’t know how to help them but I’m starting to think they’re going to become dangerous. They’re already fantasizing about violence.

[Anonymous No.56773969]

>>56773869
Just buy and make money, stop overthinking it. You are literally this image.

[Anonymous No.56773976]

>>56773954
Jfc, really? Towards whom?

[Anonymous No.56773981]

>>56773945
Congrats anon. I suggest shying away from options gambling now that you have a decent sum.

[Anonymous No.56773982]

>>56773945
you're doing 644% better than me

[Anonymous No.56773993]

>>56773954
If by dangerous you mean homeless than yeah

[Anonymous No.56774000]

>>56773976
Towards stock brokers and people that they think are against them. I genuinely fear what they will do when they finally realize they have nothing.
I really think the jannies need to do something about that general before they start posting manifestos on biz. I think it’s gone on long enough.

[Anonymous No.56774010]

>>56773954
>They’re already fantasizing about violence
>>56773976
>Jfc, really
It's typical eat the rich shit. They've been wanting market manipulators dead since the $GME shit first took off, they were just hoping that the wallstreet would do it themselves

[Anonymous No.56774013]

>>56773945
how? does this include deposits?

[Anonymous No.56774018]

>>56774000
>He's crying to jannie to clean up happenings before they happen
You're boring and belong on plebbit

[Anonymous No.56774022]

>>56774000
They didn't do shit during occupy wall street and they won't do anything now. Cohen will buy out another company and start this cycle all over again and they'll follow in lockstep and become baggies all over again.

[Anonymous No.56774027]

>>56774010
Short selling isn't market manipulation. If you're stupid with it you lose a ton of money to people who arbitrage like the GME people originally did.

[Anonymous No.56774068]

>>56774018
Do you really want this place to be swarming with glowies and be nearly unusable for 3 years because of BED BATH AND BEYOND?

[Anonymous No.56774077]

>>56772797
the past 9 months at least have all had the jobs numbers revised lower after the fact. the GDP numbers were all from massive gov't deficit spending, take that out and we are at 0 GDP growth

im actually net long right now but you have to be blind to not see that the gov't is doing all it can to fake the numbers to give biden the best chance at re-election

[Anonymous No.56774090]

>>56773945
Impressive

[Anonymous No.56774122]

>>56774013
Pennies at the start, then just incremental gambl- I mean well thought out investments in slightly volatile stocks during market upturns, I'm honestly doing way better than I have any right to.

[Anonymous No.56774144]

>>56768464
>>khaki pant
Why would you wear anything other than these?
>>56768652
Good Will has better clothes than fucking Walmart. I don't understand why anyone ever buys clothes from there.

[Anonymous No.56774261]

>>56774122
very nice bro, care to post some trades you made? mirin hard

[Anonymous No.56774381]

Give it to me straight, are we fucked on monday? Futures makes me scared

[Anonymous No.56774383]

>>56773120
Rocker, why did you say I failed to follow through yesterday? I tried to help you.

[Anonymous No.56774489]

>>56772490
>watching gaping mouth retards on youtube
probably the only place worse than these threads

[Anonymous No.56774542]

Kneel. Kneel to my wolverines and the great state of Michigan. We're going to the championship.

[Anonymous No.56774550]

Bros... I really need to "make it" soon. I fell in love with another girl in a music video, and I think me "making it" at stocks is the only chance I'll ever have to meet and get a girl like that

[Anonymous No.56774597]

Sing it loud and proud brothers!!! Hail to the victors!!!

https://youtu.be/Ygt0m2_sHgE?si=EGAAkKje1uKHZ7WH

[Anonymous No.56774661]

>>56774068
>/biz/ becomes unusable because of bbbaggies
kino frankly

[Anonymous No.56774883]

I smell. Is this good financially speaking?

[Anonymous No.56774942]

>>56774381
I need SOXL at $25.

[Anonymous No.56774943]

>>56772428
>>56772490
MARA and CLSK are my gotos to trade Bitcoin+Nasdaq

Didn't know anyone was shilling CLSK. Thought they were all in the sh!ttier miners like CIFR, BITF, IREN, WULF ( Gwyneth Paltrow is in that https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-12-14/gwyneth-paltrow-backed-crypto-miner-terawulf-tumbles-in-debut )

[Anonymous No.56774957]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56775014]

>>56769143
Trial was delayed after the judge gave his initial "by EOY" estimate, so we're looking at a January or February payout more likely.

Good taste in hentai though.

[Anonymous No.56775030]

>>56774957
Disgusting anti-semite delete this right now!

[Anonymous No.56775040]

>>56770053
BVNRY was the vaccine. SIGA was the treatment once you caught poxdick.

[Anonymous No.56775056]

>>56774942
It needs to break through the upper edge of the channel. It may get there in a few weeks
>2 weeks
if the market levitates higher. What's your catalyst? Otherwise it could just melt up and through into a new channel. Does that ever happen? Then you'll get your $25+ SOXL again.

We could always get a Santa rally too but I'm doubtful yet hopeful

[Anonymous No.56775060]

>>56774957
>what are rates of change
this is why they don't teach calculus any more

[Anonymous No.56775061]

>>56770524
https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

[Anonymous No.56775080]

>>56775030
Anti-Semitism has no place here. Let's clean up the hate speech or we won't be able to enjoy these threads any longer

[Anonymous No.56775084]

>>56775040
There's this one guy in smg that is convinced SIGA was some kind of scam when we all made money on it. Biggest no brainer play in a long time.
>pox cases go up
>buy pox stock
>pox cases stop going up
>sell pox stock
You had a full 1-2 weeks to sell for profit and we all bought in around $10. I don't know why this anon is so passionately against it. Gaysex bros made bank.

[Anonymous No.56775088]

Gaming is such ass these days. I really need a new hobby. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.56775093]

>>56775014
I was planning on buying call options on it this week. Should I wait?

[Anonymous No.56775096]

>>56775088
Gaming is fucking amazing these days. Go pick up a VN.

[Anonymous No.56775137]

>>56775096
>Go pick up a VN.
You and your sister can play it together.

[Anonymous No.56775142]

>>56775096
any recommendations? other than the meme game

[Anonymous No.56775145]

>>56775093
>Badger_I_don't_know.gif

[Anonymous No.56775156]

>>56775084
This Christmas I want either a poxdick resurgence or that new Chink pneumonia to start wrecking shit. For some unholy reason I have a stellar track record when it comes to plague investments.

[Anonymous No.56775165]

>>56775142
What meme game? Steins Gate?
Get Higurashi

[Anonymous No.56775176]

HI REDDlT!

What are some good ETFs to hold into 2024?

Thanks,

fellow stonk trader

[Anonymous No.56775177]

>>56775142
You like Grand strategy by any chance? Dune Spice Wars is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.56775200]

>>56773556
URNM and URNJ for ETF investors.

Need to get on IKBR and access the Canadian or Australian markets for most of the small cap, high-risk/high-reward plays.

These are the ones I hold on the TSXV and CSE: WUC, UUSA, OBRN, FIND, FUU, SUU, LUR, FMC, COSA, GLO, DNN

Ones I hold on the ASX: 98E, BMN, PDN

[Anonymous No.56775221]

>>56775156
I haven't been able to keep up with either so if something goes down please spam the shit out of it on smg.

[Anonymous No.56775253]

>>56775221
Will do.

[Anonymous No.56775264]

>>56775165
i've seen the animes for those
>>56775177
cool thanks i'll have a look

[Anonymous No.56775286]

>>56775264
Have you played mgsv?
I was shocked to learn I knew people who pretend to like games but hadn't played the last actual big vidya of our lifetimes, probably.

[Anonymous No.56775316]

>>56768704
I put all my money in stocks, and I'm only down about 40%.
You're wasting your time on that government paper.

[Anonymous No.56775336]

>>56775176
You want to wait for SOXS to make a huge move upwards, like to about 25 or so, and then throw everything you have into it.
You're gonna love it.
Be sure to watch Peter Schiff and Maverick while your money disappears.
It's the best time you could ever have on the internet.

[Anonymous No.56775357]

>>56775286
i haven't. i don't think it looks all that interesting. i have severe autism

[Anonymous No.56775379]

bullish

[Anonymous No.56775410]

>>56775379
listen fat keep buying that's what cornpop would have done

[Anonymous No.56775415]

>>56775379
I get all my news from Zerohedge, and I consider his words to be sound investment advice.
You have to lose money to make it, and I am definitely on track to making it.
All I have to do is pay for a superfan subscription to Peter Schiff, and I can finally lose enough money to buy a yacht and retire in peace.

[Anonymous No.56775536]

>>56768239
The Prophet said: "And whoever has relations with someone that is a mahram (family member or blood relative) then kill him."

[Anonymous No.56775541]

Butterfly spreads on VXX are literally picking up Benjamins in front of a baby carriage. If you don't systematically short volatility then you're dumb

[Anonymous No.56775551]

new thread: >>56775550

[Anonymous No.56775737]

>>56775541