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What are some of the easiest ways to scam a corporation like a casino?

>> No.56776884

>>56776858
get a job loser

>> No.56776913

Forging casino chips, eventually

>> No.56777050

>>56776913
Yeah these guys found out it was easier to drop $1 chips in boiling water, strip the middle inset sticker and repaint them as $100 chips. Then they hand painted the black light logo. Ended up getting busted because one of the idiots told everything to a hooker he was banging

>> No.56777310

>>56777050
Modern casinos are incredibly easy to scam with augmented reality glasses and the right software.

>> No.56777338

>>56777310
Please explain

>> No.56777377

>>56777338
Card counting software build into the glasses display for blackjack, showing what the count is.

>> No.56777380

>>56776913
Evidently?

>> No.56777388

>>56777050
>Ended up getting busted because one of the idiots told everything to a hooker he was banging
you shouldn't tell any woman if you have a good hustle. women are erratic and emotionally unstable.

>> No.56777510

>>56777377
You could just count in your mind. But they will trespass you if you keep making money in casinos.

>> No.56777702

>>56777388
Especially hookers with pimps in jail who want shortened sentences

>> No.56778133

>>56777377
yeah no ones going to notice that you showed up with AR glasses to a casino. you keep a battery pack in your fanny pack.
hey can you tell us which AR glasses and how to install card counting software on them? because damn the image recognition combined with the stochastic drift correction must be some 2060s technology.

>> No.56779301

>>56777510
>they will trespass you if you keep making money in casinos
Not if they believe the game is unwinnable.

>>56778133
You're thinking too obviously. Teamwork makes the dream work.

>> No.56779379
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56779379

Well you can rent out useless NFTs they could have scammed you into getting a year or two ago on IQ protocol, or the usual obsessive monitoring of graphs and sharts of shitcoins believing one of them will magically pump like the unicorn chasers say

>> No.56779384

>>56778133
kek absolutely

>> No.56779387

>>56779379
imagine being retarded enough to get an NFT, and then continue to be in that market a year later

>> No.56779431

>>56779379
dude just fucking invest on btc and shut the fuck up

>> No.56779457
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>>56779379
if someone is retarded enough to indulge in nfts to begin with, they're not fit to advice anyone unless its on how to be poor quick and easy without drugs or whores

>> No.56779563

>>56777377
Im literally a blackjack dealer in Australia, we have 6 & 8 deck shufflers
card counting is pointless

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56780396

>>56778133
Shut the fuck up tech illiterate BITCH.
Just because you are stupid doesn't mean it's a bad idea.