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Crypto scam is finally ending God bless America

>> No.56889260

thanks just bought more JPM

>> No.56889267

>>56889243
Weren't they bullish on crypto like a month or two ago? Seriously what the FUCK is all this flip flopping going on.

>> No.56889270

He's right though.
No retailer is going to adopt crypto and the government is treating it as an investment (i.e. as a tulip bubble). You let crypto become just another get rich quick scheme instead of a viable currency.

>> No.56889271

>>56889243
I really wish all these people who have a vested interest in keeping the fiat system going and everyone locked to it would stfu and stop saying they'd ban crytpo. yes yes we get it you'd ban anything that risks your precious fiat robbery system you want everyone stuck to. fucking soulless i'd chop your head first

>> No.56889276
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56889276

>crypto is for criminals because I don't profit from it

>> No.56889283

>>56889243
*gets domed by a sniper*

>> No.56889289

>>56889243
no shit that's his competition. pay off politicians to ban your competitors and maintain control is the meta right now

>> No.56889290

>JPMorgan then purchases Consensys, Infura, Metamask, and Ethereum
>JPMorgan then develops Onyx
>JPMorgan joins IC3 and the EEA

What the FUCK is Dimon doing?

>> No.56889298

>>56889243
He's correct LOL
Not even the government gives a single fuck. Who says government is all that bad?

>> No.56889312

>>56889243
>>56889243
This is no different to the endless boboposts we've been getting from nocoiners the past month kek

>> No.56889347

>>56889290
>What the FUCK is Dimon doing?
fudding his own bags

>> No.56889357

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.56889383

>>56889267
he sold

>> No.56889406

why does america let these people who are basically pensioners run their country?
These people should be playing bridge in a retirement home not in government and running banks.

>> No.56889412

>>56889243
Crypto is pretty well regulated. People are getting arrested all the time for crypto scams/money laundering.

>> No.56889428

>>56889283
Get 1776'd glowie.

>> No.56889472

>>56889243
>>56889412
they can close and regulate all they want
I hope they do

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>>56889472

>> No.56889488
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>>56889243
>Crypto scam is finally ending

Imagine being such a low iq giga-vaxxed commie faggot. Life would be literally hell.

>> No.56889510

>>56889472
they wont
bitcoin is their bitch

>> No.56889513

a big black rock etf in his jewish anus

>> No.56889536
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>>56889243
>BTC 44k
>ending
kek lmaososo

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>>56889243
AHAHAAHAHAHA
this fucking retard doesnt understand decentralization and is seething like a filthy kike
holy fucking kek money truly cant buy intelligence

>> No.56889562

>>56889243
>open permanent ledger
>ideal for laundering, tax avoidance
They are gaslighting everyone with this one.

>> No.56889578

>>56889270
retail is dying and you can use btc online at a variety of places. that's hot stuff.

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>>56889243
>this payment protocol that has perfect chronology and immutable ledgers is perfect for le super secret dark money because I don't understand technology
Can we end this forced meme? It's bonehead easy to catch financial crimes with crypto, the only time this was ever valid was before KYC enforcement when you could track everything except the origin of funds
Like yeah I guess you could do locatbitcoins type shit but it's like that's impossible with fiat
In any event as soon as you try to integrate the money you're 200% fucked

>> No.56889606

>>56889545
name a more decentraliced fiat offramp than JPMorgan Chase Bank you retarded nigger
protipp: you can't

>> No.56889634

>>56889545
If you were him or a ruler you would have killed crypto already.
It's taking your slave money and making the loser scum richer.

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>>56889606
btc you stupid kike nigger

>> No.56889677

>>56889545
The government can stop onboarding by making it illegal for banks to facilitate crypto purchases. How are you going to buy or sell bitcoin if your bank rejects the transaction.

>> No.56889747

>>56889243
I'm not worried he's about to die very soon from a heart attack.

>> No.56889752

>>56889243
>be American
>support a ever increasing tax on your whole country
These faggots are literally the opposite of what it means to be American. Fuck taxes and fuck every one who supports any tax system. It's my money and you are all thiefs!!!!

>> No.56889766

>>56889243
>"You will not escape our fiat scam!"
Fucking criminals gotta crim

>> No.56889780

>>56889271
This, they are the fucking criminals

>> No.56889793

>>56889243
Wow. What an act.
Methinks thou dost protest too much.

>> No.56889840

Cargo ship owned by JPMorgan Chase seized by US with 20 tons of cocaine

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/10/business/jpmorgan-msc-gayane-cocaine-seizure/index.html

HSBC's Money Laundering Scandal

In 2012, HSBC Holdings (HSBC), one of the world's largest global banks, was hit with a $1.9 billion fine for, most notably, serving as a conduit for Mexican drug cartels. The penalty, which was coupled with $665 million in civil penalties, exposed severe problems with the bank's compliance and anti-money laundering (AML) controls.
1
It ranks among the most significant fines ever imposed on a bank for breaking U.S. law.
https://www.investopedia.com/stock-analysis/2013/investing-news-for-jan-29-hsbcs-money-laundering-scandal-hbc-scbff-ing-cs-rbs0129.aspx

>> No.56889853

>>56889840
>serving as a conduit for criminals
>not the actual criminals
NO THE CARTELS ARE GANGS NOT THE BANK NOOOOOOOO

>> No.56889931

>>56889290
really makes ya think

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>>56889290
he's a bobo poster here in 4chan and now he's spreading FUD because he didnt anticipate the current btc pump.
tldr bobo btfo

>> No.56889998

>>56889243
Preach it

>> No.56890022

>>56889290
He also spends all day funding his chainlink bags on /biz/

>> No.56890024

>>56889975
No. He's pretending to be against it so that retards will "rebel" against the system.

>> No.56890058

>>56889677
You don't need banks to send bitcoin, fucking retard, christ you newfags are retarded.

>> No.56890064

>>56890024
seems obvious that they want people to turn against the system they've been poisoning.
But why?

>> No.56890072

>>56889271
This duh

>tax avoidance
You mean preventing robbery, yes

>> No.56890113

>>56889243
Oh look the ceo of a major bank would like to clamp down on Any source of money outside of his bank
No way!

>> No.56890162

>>56890064
Read Asimov.
Not even being flippant.
The plans were laid long ago and everyone knows them.

>> No.56890173

2 months ago he was more bullish than the biggest mumu on this board. These people are shameless manipulators

>> No.56890183

>>56889243
>megarichfags realizing that young people will use crypto to become a shadow government which actually protects their liberties and has democratic voting on blockchain
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56890271

Jp morgan bank and the President jamie dimon who worked with jeffery epstein and financied his sex trafficking ring is condeming bitcoin for the same reason, even though most criminals don't use bitcoin as it leads a paper trial

>> No.56890403

>>56889243
he's wrong, the only true use case is gambling.

>> No.56890415

>>56890022
I wouldn't be surprised if they are involved with CCIP as well

>> No.56890471

>>56889243
Fuck Jamie Dimon. He doesnt want the goyim free.

>> No.56890472

>>56889243
Dayum, this niggu be arresting the thug known as "bitcoin"

>> No.56890561

Wonder what the use case looks like if there's a massive cyber attack that paralyzes the fiat system. Do you think people will sit on their hands waiting for the Jews to give permission to buy things? Or do you think that suddenly there's going to be lots of people open to using an alternative currency that seems to be functional?

Jews are terrified of the music pausing, because they know that is when people will finally realize what they've been doing.

>> No.56890585

>>56889243
>tax avoidance not tax evasion
oof

>> No.56890815

>>56890162
Can I get a basic rundown of this? What would you even read? The guy wrote a million books

>> No.56890853

>>56889677
>USA is the world!

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>>56889243
kek notice he doesn't say "pedophile traffickers" as that draw attention to the Epstein funding child molester that he is.

>> No.56890925

>biggest fiat defender says that bitcoin sucks

Wow

>> No.56890982

This nigga never read his history book did he, money has always been about the biggest psychopathic brutes getting what they want.

>> No.56891007

>>56890815
The Foundation series lays out how everything will feed data into a large omni(multi)present computer system. The data is then used to run everything.

Digital money of course has to be part of that.

>> No.56891787

>it's easy to catch mafia
ye... tumble tumble... whopsie...
Did ISIS get their bitcoin snatched?
nooooooooo

>> No.56891812

>>56891007
Seems to fit with the smart city and not owning anything bullshit. Do they have a social credit systrm in the series?

>> No.56892761

>>56891812
I'm not too sure about that. There is definitely the intimation that you will basically need to be useful to the system. Been awhile.
But also been awhile since Asimov wrote it. The reason being that they've had it planned for thousands of years.

>> No.56892878

>>56892761
I've been getting the impression for a while how that these technocrats lunatics are actually delusional sci fi nerds.
They see the resource constraints we're headed for and think they can impose their techno-utopia as thd solution.
Problem is, these managerial class sociopaths have never done anything real in their lives. They suffer from Ivory Tower Disease and thei plans will end up turning the world into a giant dumpster fire

>> No.56892898

>>56889243
fuck this kike
also he's just trying to buy more

>> No.56892963

>>56889545
You dumbfuck, jpm is all over blockchain tech

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56893150

lmao these old men can't keep up with digitalization and everything being online and on mobile

>> No.56893920

>>56889545
You know these people are basically just actors playing a part, right? They just say the things you expect their character to play and what they do off screen is usually entirely different. I'm sure Dimon has plenty of crypto. JP Morgan is also heavily involved in crypto. >>56889290

>> No.56894004

>>56889488
Checked and blessed

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>>56889243
>this fucking guy

>> No.56894059

>>56889276
This
=
>>56889283

>> No.56894102

>>56889243
>"Human trafficking was the [principal] business of the accounts Epstein maintained at JPMorgan," the Virgin Islands' suit says.

https://web.archive.org/web/20230601091740/https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/26/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-epstein-deposition.html

>> No.56894566

>>56889243
isn't this the same guy who funded epstein?

>> No.56894579

>>56889243
lol what a loser

>> No.56894712

>>56889267
That mother fucker has been doing this flip flop commenting for years, just keep buying and watch him squirm

>> No.56894718

jp morgan are running a subnet on avax, he's right about btc

>> No.56894811

>>56889243
>CEO of private institution that enjoys the privilege of essentially printing money by lending USD into existence doesn't like BTC
How surprising.

>> No.56894938

>>56890853
This but unironically.

>> No.56894955

>>56889243
>Just close the fucking door

>> No.56895151

>>56889243
>tax avoidance
This is correct. I'm using Tether and BTC as my bank account so I don't have to pay fucking taxes.

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>>56889243
Watch out, don't fall for the deception those dude are straight-up crooks. It's only forward-thinking concepts like account abstraction that can put an end to crypto crime. Do your own research, or maybe check out Brillionfi and even Safe to get a better picture of what's really going on.

>> No.56896995

>>56889243
(((((((JP Morgan)))))))

>> No.56897008

>>56895151
Have you checked out the other options out there, especially in most regions? Think safe wallets, the kind that's all about self-custody and smart features using SSI, like BrillionFi and a handful of others. Worth a look, anon!

>> No.56897084

>>56889243
these are the retards who are richer than you

>> No.56897086

>>56890058
No you dont need a bank to send it. You do need a bank to buy it so you can even have a bitcoin wallet. Because no one is going to give you some for free. Banks can aimply block transactions to exchanges, meaning you never can buy any. The only option would be settling in cash with someone in person who hands you their keys physically. That will obviously massively restrict the market. In reality it would make it irrelevant.

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56897150

>people that remember and understand the "the internet is a series of tubes/we don't know how facebook generates income" fiasco are still surprised and angry when faggots that were borderline geriatrics during the popularization pf the internet get scared over internet money that even young, smart people don't fully grasp
If i was the master of chemo, and someone cured cancer, AND I could make most cancer patients refuse the cure because of some stupid reason...
Does it matter WHY? HOW? No, I'd be saying the cure gives you autism or impotence or whatever.
And so would 99% of you.
And I know most of you faggots KNOW this.

>> No.56897513

>>56897086
>hands keys physically
>trusting someone else keys
>not generating a wallet with your own keys and having him send the bitcoin to your address and handing over cash payment on validation

wtf are you doing

>> No.56898726

>>56892878
This is basically correct in my view as well.
The problem for us in not their omnipotent power which people like Alex Jones and others rant on about, it's actually their hubris and incompetence.
They have massive resources, WILL FAIL HARD, but will causes massive damage as they attempt to do whatever they are attempting to do.
>ORDO AB CHAO
This is actually just massive cope for things not going at all how they want them to.

>> No.56898741

>>56897086
Hey new fag. I actually hate BTC because it's super slow and shitty. But I was in at $3.
You don't need a bank to get some.

>> No.56898757

>>56889289
>right now
been that way for a long time i'm afraid

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>>56889243
Thank god i dont live in the US and all of my token trades are international. Plus I use dexscreener and metamask so i dont have any risk of my profits dying if you ever submit to the GOY amerimutts.
Face it, you invested in the wrong country

>> No.56898904

>>56889545
>this fucking retard doesnt understand decentralization
You are retarded

>> No.56898986

>>56889243
JP morgan are one of the all time biggest when it comes to money laundering, crime, drug trafficking, and tax evasion.

From what I understand they use USD. Find me a bigger criminal money launderer tax evader than JP morgan who uses crypto. You cant it doesnt exist. If btc was good for any of these things JP morgan would have been using it heavily for years by now. Cash is better for all of them.

>> No.56899000

>>56889243
If the CEO of JPMorgan says it is bad, then it means it is good. Maybe I should invest in it.

>> No.56899018

>>56894031
Came here to do this

>> No.56899037

>>56889271
>i don’t like the jews
Pal look around, nobody does.

>> No.56899087

>>56889290
The jews are completely immune from laws of manipulating stock or information for personal gain. It’s actually illegal to notice they behave this way in public while holding a hidden agenda. Bill Ackerman famously went on various msm outlets to inform everyone hotel stocks will crash from covid, really made sure to drive that home while he was buying stock simultaneously. A few weeks later he got a huge profit in the 100s of millions from all his honest hard work of fudding on tv.

>> No.56899093

I dont know if Jamie Dimon loves drug traffickers but he sure loves money laundering and tax avoidance

>> No.56899138

>>56899093
he's more into Epstein children stuff

>> No.56899403

>>56889271
but crypto isn't a risk to their system. crypto doesn't work as currency.

>> No.56899528

>>56889243
>buy signal

>> No.56900345

>>56889931
yea that is a puzzler

>> No.56900402

>>56889243
Jp Morgan is a criminal organization so they probably have loads of crypto.

>> No.56900629

>>56899403
it 100% does work as a substitute for wire and ACH payments, RTP/micropayments definitely not though

>> No.56900644

>>56889578
>you can use btc online at a variety of places
3rd world shops, not real stores like Walmart, Target, Amazon, etc.

>> No.56900704

>>56897150
You're right. And everyone else besides this faggot is right in hoping something happens to his character in Minecraft.

>> No.56900948

>>56900644
I can buy tens of thousands of dollars of cutting edge computing equipment from China, for my business, using bitcoin (and I get a discount!). Keep missing out

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>>56900948
>cutting edge computing equipment from China

>> No.56901289

>>56889276
Thing is he does profit from it. This cocksucker always makes whatever public statement he thinks will manipulate the price so JP Morgan can either short or long. He was saying the same shit in 2017 and then caused the 2018 crash by shorting BTC into oblivion and then when the 2021 run hit he was singing a totally different tune.

>> No.56901297

getting bad vibes
when the big players aka (((institutions))) getting out or calling it names, isnt it time for me to run for the exit??

>> No.56901653

>>56901297
just cash out, you can buy in at anytime

>> No.56901810

>>56889290
he sold his stack and wants crypto go to down, so he can reinvest and do it all over again.

>> No.56901828

JPM paid 75 million to end the EPSTEIN process

>> No.56902285

>>56889290

JPmorgan bankrolled mEV mafia that's why there are so many projects for Ethereum. They want to wait the market out as long as possible and ETH will go to 10k minimum because of this.

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>>56894031
>disdain for kikes and their games