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>> No.56945115
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Dan Ives of Wedbush raises Apple price target to $250

>> No.56945123
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Cigna balls

>> No.56945132

Is SBSW *finally* done dumping?

>> No.56945135

Has anyone in history caused this general greater losses than the BOIL kang?

>> No.56945136
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So far so good MRK & BAX bros! :)

>> No.56945142
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Couldn’t sell my spy puts Friday because of pdt rules. Thanks SEC for protecting me from losing my money!

>> No.56945150
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>>56945142
SPY hasn't crabbed this aggressively since spring.

>> No.56945149
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>Mag7 -2%
>S&P 493 +1%
wtf

>> No.56945165
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>>56945150
time to dust some webms off then

>> No.56945167
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Why did the Roth IRA total deposit amount go up $500 this year?

>> No.56945178

>>56945167
It didn't. The value of each dollar deposited declined.

>> No.56945180

hate MANU so much its unreal

>> No.56945184
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Let's fucking goooo

>> No.56945189
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>>56945178

>> No.56945191
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56945191

We'll keep getting away with it.

>> No.56945201

nice SOXL

>> No.56945204

just got word, it's confirmed. SOXL will remain higher for longer.

>> No.56945206
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

>> No.56945220

>>56945184
for me
its OXY
looks like a pricepoint id like to see myself in
much like a nice jacket

>> No.56945221
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I might actually break even on my RTX (which is still a piece of shit)

>> No.56945237

is the volume low cos of tomorrow ??

>> No.56945247

>>56945184
>Volume: 47

>> No.56945254

Do we still like UUUU here?

>> No.56945270

>>56945247
Not my problem. There are hundreds of bids and asks within 0.1 just trying to Jew each other over a few bucks

>> No.56945272
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Rosenblatt upgrades Spotify price target to $300 (from $150)

>> No.56945286
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>>56945178
You're right

>> No.56945321

>>56945270
The point is no one cares about your low 3 fig profit. The bid/ask spread is 20% of the option value, and there's a 97% chance it'll expire worthless.
If you want to obscure numbers in your RH portfolio to pretend you're trading at a relevant scale, I'd recommend against choosing a massively OTM strike on a random weekly expiration with low volume.

Or just go to WSB.

>> No.56945325

>>56945135
He is definitely a NIGGER but caused me more gainz than losses on the whole.

>> No.56945352
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>>56945321
There is a 0% chance I'm holding this shit longer than 12 business hours. I'll get my fill whenever I want it. It's up 40% in an hour. Of course I didn't risk a lot on fucking lottery tickets.

Wtf is your point? Cope seethe dilate. I will always blue numbers because it triggers autistic people here (you).

>> No.56945368
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>>56945352
>not going with roundmeal

>> No.56945369

>>56945352
>lose $700
>admit this fact
>post obscured percentage gain to pretend you're actually winning after all
lmao at your life.

>> No.56945381
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56945381

higher
for longer
(ticker: SOXL)

>> No.56945387
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FED BIDS FOR 10-YEAR NOTES TOTAL $0.

>> No.56945396
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>>56945369
Between TMF fear selling off before fed meeting and capitulating on BOIL bags for (-$700) it has still been a really fucking boring month for me desu

>> No.56945397

>>56945387
in english, doc

>> No.56945407

>>56945397
MSFT to 500 probably

>> No.56945411
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>>56945397

>> No.56945416

>>56945254
I'm liking UEC more, but PDN and NXE are also interesting.

>> No.56945429

Buyable dip on ASs To aSs?

>> No.56945440

>Goldman Says ‘Buy the Dip’ If Stocks Drop After Repricing Fed Cuts
What do they mean by this?

>> No.56945462
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>>56945440
It means you stay your ass in cash next year.

>> No.56945468

>>56945440
>Plz do not redeem
>The only way to build wealth is to buy the top and hold while we sell

Many such cases

>> No.56945469

>>56945440
means the stock "dip" is going to a once in a generation crash
mayhaps

>> No.56945470

>>56945440
They NEED retail to hold their bags. And retarded boomers WILL hold their bags because they are slaves to the TV (CNBC, CNN, Fox, whatevs).

>> No.56945497

Damn those fuckers shook me out AGAIN

>> No.56945504
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>>56945497
he sold?

>> No.56945546
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I went long on TSLA with a x10 leverage last friday. i got heemed pretty hard and i dont know if i should cut my losses or not. im down 20% .

>> No.56945577
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>>56945546
Behind every 'its so over' is an undeniable 'we're so back'

>> No.56945587
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>> No.56945610

>>56945546
given how much it’s underperformed compared to fagmanificent 7 recently I recommend cutting your losses. I’m retarded by the way.

>> No.56945620

>>56945587
Yeah I want off this SOXL wild ride. Tried to average down and am down to 40/share which is still way higher then where we are at. Even though the underlying index of SOXX is close to all time highs again.

>> No.56945628
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>Currently −0,01%
Would have been neon green if it's wasn't for my dumbass "investing" in crypto.

>> No.56945634

cryptoniggers are truly the lowest form of humanity

>> No.56945635

>>56945546
It's over, Tesla is done

(I hope this causes a stock bump)

>> No.56945641

>>56945620
all you had to do was follow the strategy.

>> No.56945652
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>Broadcom
Why don't you guys just buy and hold good stocks? Shit just keeps pumping. The past decade has been all about tech and I think everyone knows that.
Oil is dead, real estate moves too slowly, construction too slow, commodities are unpredictable and generally underperform unless you manage to hit that sweet bottom, energy sector is alright, biotech is crap with the exception of god-tier Eli Lilly.. but nothing brings in as much gains as tech.
>tfw you realize some people have been trying to short Apple or MSFT for a long time now
Jesus...

>> No.56945670

>>56945641
Strategy only works if you always have a job and disposable income...

>> No.56945681
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>>56945546
Tesla is about to get heemed real hard by Scandis, sorry bro. Apparently they ain't adhering to the collective agreement collectivism that is so precious and ingrained in Scandis. Good for Tesla to try to fight that bs.

>> No.56945687
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Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/-OqrcUvrbRY?si=z5yLOClllj6ioQ_V

>> No.56945715

>>56945670
that isn't true.

>> No.56945726

Lean Hogs bros I am not having a good time

>> No.56945729

https://twitter.com/ChrisB_IG/status/1734221311604297851
Stupid faggot

>Chris Beauchamp reposted
>IG
>@IGcom
>Trade of the week: short S&P 500

>After six consecutive weeks of rising prices and a near 12% gain in little over a month, the S&P 500 might be over-extended, at least in the short-term -
>@AxelR_IG
> plots his trade

>> No.56945734
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I got a 54% return off of SOXL. I bought them in October. I have a lot more.
How high do you guys think we are going?

>> No.56945755

>>56945729
Isn't this literally the gambler's fallacy?

>> No.56945758

>>56945729
This guy forgets that this is a clown market though. The Santa rally will continue until morale improves.

>> No.56945761
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>Fagnificient 7

>> No.56945773

>>56945734
35 should realistically be possible if jerome tells us some nice things

>> No.56945776

>>56945142
should have just switched to a cash account
why are you guys so retarded?

>> No.56945783

>>56945761
The market is healing

>> No.56945790

>>56945773
It's clown world so if jerome says all nice things the markets will dump 10% over the new three months

>> No.56945796

>>56945761
How is Fang green when apple is red, google red, meta red, amazon red, tesla red, nvda red? wtf?

>> No.56945815

>>56945796
>Fang
what are you talking about?

>> No.56945820
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China is healing

>> No.56945823

MARA TO CONTROL TOWER
MAY DAY MAY DAY
WE'RE COMING DOWN

>> No.56945824

>>56945773
I think so too. I'm selling at 28, 32, and 36.
If it doesn't make it, then I have some SOXS insurance to cash in.

>> No.56945825

>>56945761
XOM just keeps going.

>> No.56945827

>>56945796
WTF THEY ARE ALL RED. How is FANG green?!? Is Micron part of it? WTF AMD

>> No.56945829

my lil advanced micro devices incorporated

>> No.56945839

>>56945820
We should be at war with China this very second.

>> No.56945841

>>56945815
https://www.ice.com/fangplus

Shit broadcom is in there too

>> No.56945854

>>56945839
Fuck off war mongering scum.

>> No.56945862

Just fucking end it

>> No.56945875

>>56945839
Who are we sending to fight? The Guatemalan illegal immigrants? The White "fundamentalist Christian terrorists?" The Chinese immigrants?

>> No.56945883

>>56945854
>war bad!
>you and your country wouldnt exist without war
Hypocrisy much?

>> No.56945893
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>>56945841
I don't see it in TradingView

>just buy this graph bro the "backtest" says it's some good shit
lmao that's some high beta

>> No.56945896
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Does anyone hold MSTR here by any chance? What did this fag meant with COPA trial? FUD?
As far as I know Saylor is not under any trials, Microstrategy is doing great, has massive BTC treasuries, has great debt management, and will continue to deliver a cool premium after ETF approal. I feel like people want me to dump because they want sub $500 shares.

>> No.56945907
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>>56945687
BOIL
O
I
L

The chart. look at the chart. It's healing. I'm so gonna make it.

>> No.56945912
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Should I sell off all my VOO and rebuy the (alleged) dip when it comes? All the Bogle stuff online says never to sell.

>> No.56945916

>>56945883
Yeah I see your point, they gonna win tho and you won't exist because you are stupid and you started it.

>> No.56945932
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>>56945086
SPY is out of touch with its holdings again

>> No.56945947

>>56945916
Good, I hope China nukes us and genocides the niggers. Im already watching Become Chinese Subliminal and learning Manderin

>> No.56945977
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>>56945628
>>56945634
>>56945647
CLSK: -16%
HUT: -15%
MARA: -14%
RIOT: -13%

COIN: -6%
MSTR: -8%

>> No.56945980
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>>56945907
>The chart. look at the chart. It's healing.
healing all the way to zero?

>> No.56945994
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>>56945883
>you and your country wouldnt exist without war

>> No.56945997

>>56945907
Holy fuck, that is indeed a breddy gud spike up, you made a kick ass little play there.

>> No.56946003

>>56945135
Gotta admit. There's something suspicious about the way BOIL Kang disappeared for 6 months while natural gas crabbed, only to start shitposting again right as it declines another 50%.
It's a fact that LETFs pay money to run ads on sites like twitter. Wonder if there's something larger going on here?

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>>56945883
Fuck dem thirdies.

>> No.56946016

>>56946003
Let him cook.

>> No.56946017

>cryptotards decide to put their entire allowance into one single shitcoin that randomly drops 99% because it turns out it was useless after all (like all the other cryptos)

>/smg/chads read about a stock buyback of a company, put 1+1 together and make 16% profit in a single day by applying common sense

Name more reasons why /SMG/ is superior, 3 2 1 go

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>>56945997
Well, it looks a little better on the actual /NG chart.

>> No.56946032
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>>56946003
Nah he was here just didn't post because he prolly wasn't in a trade at the time.

>> No.56946053

>>56945912
Nah. VOO is a buy and hold forever. Timing the market is gambling. You could sell and the stocks could keep climbing...

>> No.56946078

>>56946053
Everything is gambling no matter how you cut it.

>> No.56946087

SOXL is still doing a SOXL

>> No.56946090

>>56946003
>>56946032

I took a break because this venezuelan chick was keeping my balls drained all the time and I was happy so I didn't talk to incels as much

>>56946020
Imagine doing all of this stuff instead of having schizophrenia/autism/talking to God and just knowing exactly when to buy options

>> No.56946092

black id get

>> No.56946094

>>56946078
Yes but timing the market instead of steadily buying more is a way higher risk form of gambling.

>> No.56946115

There is no such thing as gambling. Only 0DTE SOXL calls.

>> No.56946124

>>56946053
My reasoning is that VOO will pretty much always climb upward, so if I sell now and I'm wrong about a dip I can still buy back in and still make my money back over time. Seems pretty low risk, no? I know I'm likely wrong in this assumption, but please spoonfeed me why

>> No.56946130

>>56945086
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO LLAP?!

>> No.56946136

>>56946094
>DCAing when index's are cheaper is riskier

Even Benjamin Graham would call you a retarded pussy faggot

>> No.56946158

Macy's got a buyout offer and smg didn't tell me the insider info ahead of time. Wtf guys?

>> No.56946166

>>56946124
It's because if you are wrong and miss out on a climb you also missed out on those gains

Example

You sell VOO at $422/share today with plans to buy in a week later.

Surprise! Stocks surged 10% in that week and now VOO is at 464/share. You missed out on 42 bucks and that's if we are only talking about one share.

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>>56946158
I forgot darn it. Sorry!

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>>56946158
What the fuck is a Macys?

>> No.56946201

>>56946188
This man has never seen the Thanksgiving parade.

>> No.56946207

>>56946166
>Can buy VOO any time you want for the rest of your life
>Buy it at a 52 week high because you are "afraid of missing out"
>Think there will never be another chance to buy it at $422
>There is a major market correction -30% every 5 years nowadays

Boggle heads are literally so low IQ that their daddy tells them to use zero critical thinking skills because he knows they would fuck it up

>> No.56946209

>>56946188
They make giant Pikachu balloons in New York.

>> No.56946241

>>56946188
Like a non-bankrupt Sears.

>> No.56946242

>>56946166
You can do anything with little risk as long as there is no expiry and you don't care about the time frame or the money.

>> No.56946244

AMD IS RISING
.
.
.
.
LIKE MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQ

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>>56946207
>Boggle heads are literally so low IQ that their daddy tells them to use zero critical thinking skills because he knows they would fuck it up
post portfolio

>> No.56946254

>>56946207
It's a way to avoid risk. What would you do if the dollar suddenly loses half of it's value and VOO goes up 100%? If you were DCAing into it you would be fine.

>> No.56946270

>>56946254
If the dollar loses half it's value I'm finna go shoplifting at target before all the toilet paper is gone

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>>56945761
>palantir visible on the heat map

>> No.56946288

>>56946270
You do that while I'll have most of my portfolio keep it's real value lol

>> No.56946296

>>56946244
I'm still seething about my 10x option stopping out at 0% profit on the LITERAL DAY amd mooned 10% but at least I learned a valuable lesson and make smarter decisions now kek

>> No.56946301

>>56946281
It is Glownigger, Inc. after all.

>> No.56946302

>>56946248
BOIL
TMF

Look at the charts (1d)


Aite I'm going to the gym

>> No.56946304
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And just like that I have pissed away most of the gains from this year by shorting the european stock market

>> No.56946310

>>56946288
I'll trade you 1 roll of toilet paper per VOO share in that scenario sirs

>> No.56946324

>>56946248
Mine's pretty much all bonds at this point but I still have a small amount of TSM, BRK.B, some insurance companies, and a handful of puts on finance and tech.

>> No.56946342

>>56946302
It’s ‘Aight’ and in alright. You fucking nigger. You are a bobo faggot and you deserve all the bad things that happen to you. Stay petty and poor. Just like your mindset,

>> No.56946352

tramadol more like tramaLOL

>> No.56946355

>S&P standing on the same spot for several seconds
Is it because of Chanukka?

>> No.56946372

>>56946304
Yeah, probably gonna lose some money tomorrow morning when OMX immediately pumps above 2346 after dumping maybe in the premarket a little and at open for 1-2 seconds, but then instant spike up 10 points.

>> No.56946391

My SOXL doing a little sum sum.

>> No.56946396

>>56946304
I just love how I could have shorted US or Australia or anything, but went for OMX, which suddenly AFTER all other indices suddenly woke up. These fuckin lagging indices. It's an easy way to lose money. Just trade US.

>> No.56946429
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AMD 200 EOY
WHERE ARE MY AMD CHADS

>> No.56946434
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SOXL Chads we just keep winning

>> No.56946440
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>>56946429
I'm using a 3700x, does that count?

>> No.56946500

>>56946304
breh why?

>> No.56946524

>>56946500
Because EU is dying? Because China is dying? And it still doesn't matter, which is pretty crazy.

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>>56946304
Europe has a stock market?

>> No.56946541
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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.56946545
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SANTA RALLY
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>>56946304
>>56946396
Bobos we just kept warning you guys of the santa rally that happens EVERY FUCKING YEAR and you guys said it was a forced meme...

>> No.56946557

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
DEBASEMENT

THE OROBOROUS, CHRIS

>> No.56946558

>Bezos moving to Miami
>GTA 6 set in Vice City
It's over for Florida.

>> No.56946561
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who /permabear/ here

>> No.56946569

>>56946545
I cant wait for more SOXL pumping for the rest of the week

>> No.56946572

>>56945381
sauce

>> No.56946576

>>56946547
it didn't happen last year.

>> No.56946579

>>56946561
I think the dollar will continue to lose value at a pretty fast rate forcing people into equities. Permabear on dollar. Bullish on stocks and realestate.

>> No.56946589

I am still holding soxs with an average of 8.56
I had the idea of selling it at open and.then buying puts
I didn't do it

>> No.56946612

>>56946589
You would have accidentally bought puts on soxl anyways. That's the way it goes.

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>>56946372
>>56946396
Why in god's name would you short the single most undervalued index out there? Bunch of quality industry like Volvo, ABB, and other quality companies like Investor and so on trading at incredibly low multiples and they keep squeezing new record profits and revenues.
Plus Santa Rally. I seriously want to know why anyone would short in November and December.
Also, you do realize that the OMX is not only US-owned since most of their profits and growth comes from the US but also that OMX is the one that most sucks US dick

>> No.56946622

>>56946576
>SPY went from 360 to 400 (I guess that's not a rally) and then dumped
It was still a rally but the fact you guys expected it to dump 2 years in a row when it was very unlikely to dump in the first place was dumb.

>> No.56946626

>>56946547

Even thought about a small hedge for tomorrow. But just look at the market, again fuckin pumping, each and every day, you can't even think about it for a moment.

US joins and EU immediately pumps. Same thing for several days now. Am I supposed to expect it each day and hedge immediately each slight fuckin dip? It's absolute bullshit

>> No.56946639

>>56946561
permabears are even dumber than permabulls.

It's a "bear" because it sleeps most of the time and then wakes up to rip your face off.

>> No.56946652
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>>56945086
Luv my index options
Luv my futures
Luv my theta
Simpl' as

>> No.56946655

>>56946626
It's not just going to dump because you want it to though

>> No.56946673

>>56946614
Because it appeared to be trending down and then just repumped 4 months in 1? It's not like I shorted the bottom. Just a week too early. Those last 2-3 days were just insane. Why the fuck this retarded lag? If I were shorting the US there wasn't such a risk to lose money for me now. It's retarded. I will not short any fuckin copypaste dogshit thirdworld hyperinflation markets anymore. Doesn't make sense.

FTSE for the future.

>> No.56946680

Broadcom is going nuts. I wonder if I should buy more or sit it out.

>> No.56946691

>>56946655
Yes, it is not overbought or anything. RSI above 80 on some indices etc.

It dumped, but it was instantly reslurped by burgers.

>> No.56946716

>>56946612
it's over for me

>> No.56946725
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OP is a nigger

>> No.56946729
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>>56946561
Abandon the bear, abandon the bull, embrace the crab for everything is priced in.

>> No.56946738

IMPORTANT POLL

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>> No.56946745

>>56946716
Kek I'm glad SOXS niggers got seriously BLOWN THE FUCK OUT with how WRONG and STUPID they were.

>> No.56946747

>>56945761
Man all of this together with the Archegos shit is gonna make the Dot Com Bubble look like a walk in the park by comparison if it all collapses.

>> No.56946755
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BIG bros, we're back!

>> No.56946760
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>>56946738
I lied

>> No.56946771

>>56946747
>archegos
>GME is gonna destroy the market
Most retarded and desperate bear thesis yet

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>>56946729
>>56946639
>>56946579

>> No.56946781

>>56946760
Sounds about right for an options gambler.

>> No.56946785

>>56946747
>Collapse
Why? Literally name one reason
Do you think all tech corpos are overvalued while writing constant losses? Where exactly do gigacorpos like amazon google and Microsoft get their funding from then?

>> No.56946789

>>56946771
But it would be hilarious if that was the reason should it happen. Or it happens for a different reason, but this will be the scapegoat.

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>>56946673
Well yes, it was trending down. But it was to be expected that we gigapump in November and December with good y/y inflation numbers, rates peaking, and oil/gas falling like a rock. There is so much nuance in this crap that I should probably write a blog about it. I really need to rant about the way this inflation was handled and how apparently everything is fine now, but whatever.
Sweden is a really bad example. The central bank there has completely pussied out and given in to the markets. Huge cuts are expected beginning next year and the weak currency is hugely beneficial for the export-oriented industry.
The central bank literally said (I am paraphrasing) that it will bring the currency back up to benefit the common man... ever since that, it's been devalued even more. Nobody cares.

Also, the indices in EU are hugely embedded in the overbought zone. Unless you get a break, they will keep pumping. That's how the algos are set up. They will keep hitting the upper bollinger and won't let go

>> No.56946816

>>56946524
eu just had inflation cooling info. its been up mostly since. you goofed

>> No.56946822

>>56946789
I'd say it's more likely market crashes because some crazy left winger kills Trump at the same time some crazy right winger kills Biden

>> No.56946835

>>56945321
There's no need to treat people badly just because they dont have as much money to trade as you anon.

>> No.56946837

>>56946804
YO MAN, it WAS 0,1% better. WOW
Absolutely justified GIGAPUMP

>> No.56946843

>>56946771
Not really...

If the swap obligation is 31,000 times the stock's market cap and a stag hunt occurs, the consequences without government intervention could be catastrophic for the global economy:

>Market Meltdown
The massive demand for a limited number of shares would trigger a short squeeze of unprecedented proportions. The stock price would skyrocket to unsustainable levels, potentially leading to a complete market meltdown.

>Financial System Collapse
The failure of UBD and other heavily involved institutions could trigger a domino effect, leading to the collapse of financial institutions and a broader financial crisis.

>Global Recession
The combined effects of market meltdown and financial crisis could lead to a global recession.

>Loss of Confidence
The crisis could erode investor confidence in the entire financial system.

>Long-Term Damage
The economic and social scars of such a crisis could last for years, requiring significant time and effort to rebuild trust and restore stability.

Ramifications for Citadel and Archegos:

Citadel:

>Legal Ramifications:As the creator of synthetic naked shorts,Citadel could face significant legal consequences,including hefty fines,penalties,and even criminal charges against individuals involved.This could lead to the company's collapse and severe reputational damage.

>Investor Lawsuits:Citadel could face lawsuits from investors who suffered losses due to its actions.

>Social Backlash:The company could face public backlash and criticism for its role in the crisis,further damaging its reputation and potentially impacting its business operations.

Archegos:

>Legal Exposure:Archegos could face legal challenges from its counterparties and regulators for engaging in risky and potentially fraudulent activities.This could lead to criminal charges.

>> No.56946847
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56946847

Black swan bros, what does this uptick mean?

>> No.56946860

>>56946816
Yes, I know that inflation is low. Inflation peaked in the EU in October-November, not June like in the US. The numbers are complete bullshit.

Anyways, bye, I go to bed.

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>>56946843
The fact you think that even if it got that bad the burden wouldn't just get passed to the tax payer and the government could gloat again how it "saved the world" is why you are retarded even if what you are saying comes to fruition

>> No.56946891

>>56946536
This, I thought all they had was regulatory bodies that try to control what US companies do because the EU has nothing of their own to control.

>> No.56946894

>>56946847
generational double top forming

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>>56946894

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>>56946822
>he thinks real money would care if those two kicked the bucket tomorrow
someone else would be the president and equally pretending he's steering the economy.

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>>56946847
if we get white swan before we get a white vulture before the black swan. I'mma be pissed.
but I will short again. higher.

>> No.56946923

>>56946847
The black swan made a soft landing

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>>56946837
That's the thing. Thanks to the y/y, they can expect to keep getting better inflationary numbers all the way to February. As long as they do that, they can keep up this spiel. Just look at Germany's M3 money supply. Does that look restrictive to you? They have done jack squat and now they can pat themselves on the back because electricity prices and fuel prices have fallen (from a stupidly high level last year).

The markets are now pricing in what, 6 cuts in Europe by H1 2024? At this rate, we're gonna get the printer back by 2025.
I fully expected the markets to return to ATH by 2023. I just didn't expect it to happen this violently. It really will hit RSI 90

>> No.56946936

Just bought a bunch of SOXS.
Commence the pump.

>> No.56946998

>>56946936
>SOXS before CPI and FOMC
nice

>> No.56947018

>>56919261

>> No.56947025

>>56946882
Why would I care if the burden gets passed to the tax payer.
In fact getting paid so Americans suffer is a bonus

>> No.56947089

I only bogle EOW.

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>>56946561
I'm a bear in spirit but i also am slave to my own ta and will go long if the chart says i should despite thinking it's wrong and everything is on the brink of collapse.
t.currently long

>> No.56947114

>>56947018
Smartest post ITT. OLLI chads will eat Wal Shart's lunch

>> No.56947176

WTF LLAP took a nosedive

>> No.56947189
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I'm getting some wild volatility over here.

>> No.56947200
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AVGO up 10% on NO NEWS

>> No.56947210

Gartman just said that Fed is going to hold rates steady through 2024, no cuts. Veteran ZH readers know this means that rates will be cut to zero by July, buy stocks now while you still can.

>> No.56947221

Cigna bros, should we sell? Stocks seems to be done pumping

>> No.56947233
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FUCK THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE HIM

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>>56947210
gartman is still putting out his opinion? i figured after his ETFs failed he'd go away

>> No.56947253

I made 150k during the corona recovery because i was all in leveraged s&p and TQQQ, i’ve changed that into VWCE (all world etf) ever since and am sitting on 200k now. Should I go with a leveraged S&P again for long-term? I’m 26.

>> No.56947257
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I'm not going to lie, this last 4 days of my work vacation have done hell to my mental health. I guess I've just been institutionalized as a wagie. For the last four days all I've done is basically sit on my couch. I had no motivation to do anything at all, was going to visit friends and family but had no motivation to do that either. Just say around waiting until about 3:30 and started drinking. Christ I feel useless, I'm ready to go back to work frankly. What the fuck do people do when they have weeks off from work? How the fuck do NEETs not go insane?

>> No.56947260

>>56947257
nigger

>> No.56947271

>>56947260
Thanks, that helps a little bit honestly.

>> No.56947273

>>56947248
I don't think he puts out his letter anymore, but he just did an interview on Bloomberg TV 5 minutes ago where he predicted no cuts in 2024.

>> No.56947298

>>56947257
go on a road trip and bang hoes. Also go to cigar bars and bang some divorced milfs and help them manage their portfolios

>> No.56947308
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Stock market crash on Wednesday that will cement Biden's position as the worst US president of all time.

>> No.56947309
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>>56947257
Where's the update video?
It's a fucking FED WEEK and you're leaving us in the dark
What the fuck is your problem?

>> No.56947317

>>56947253
Most people say no these last few weeks, watched these threads because honestly, I have $100-$150k that I want to put in UPRO and or Tqqq but I don't know...

>> No.56947340

>>56947257
>How the fuck do NEETs not go insane
At first it is like that. After some self reflection you realise these feelings are because you have been groomed & trained to be a good little worker. Think about, you have freedom but you're lusting after work (for someone else) to feel useful? It is not natural..

>> No.56947347

>>56947257
playing with 0dtes and going to the grocery store every day helps

>> No.56947350

>>56947257
You should take Scoops to the park.

>> No.56947373

>>56947298
I don't have any money to do that. I've just been playing $1 poker tournaments and I barely been interested in that. I played through suzerain like 3 times which usually ends up being depressing because most of the time in that game you end up getting betrayed, imprisoned, or murdered after all the time invested.

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Status on the Santa Rally?

>> No.56947395
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>>56946130
They filed with the sec that they were looking to wither sell to someone, go private, or potentially do nothing and everyone overreacted. It's a penny stock so easy for the price to drop. The only thing that'll unheem it will be a rivan payment, or LockMart putting in a non-shit bid on the company.

> t. Was at +7k profit this morning till the bottom dropped out.

Sometimes I feel the game is rigged especially against me, though I know it's not.

>> No.56947400

>>56947373
oh, sounds fun. sounds more fun than fucking girls i guess

>> No.56947407

>>56947390
I'm up today.

>> No.56947412

>>56947340
It would help if I have hobbies, which I don't.

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Holy hell WTFWT??

>> No.56947418

I just bought shorts.
See you guys at the bottom.

>> No.56947421

>>56947257
>How the fuck do NEETs not go insane?
But they do, they all one of more severe mental illnesses.

>> No.56947426

>>56947418
At your bottom? Sure anon

>> No.56947437

>>56947340
Even if you NEET you need to work for yourself in some way, you will go insane if you just exist passively. Doesn't have to be money, it can be a goal or a skill. Self-actualizing is scary for a lot of people so they fill that drive with a wagie job or pseudo-work games and shit.
At least for men. I don't know what women do or how they work.

>> No.56947443

Save sisters... are wgmi

>> No.56947447

>>56947412
Don't you have any nice countryside, woods or something nearby. Go have a hike & wander, enjoy the free time while you can because as soon as your back at work you will be scolding yourself for having no free time to do anything.

>> No.56947459

>>56947257
I already told you that you need to quit drinking you dumb piece of shit

>> No.56947479

>>56947309
I'm still amazed that after all these years nobody has successfully filled my shoes. How is that possible?
>>56947447
There is tons of stuff to do, I just don't feel like doing it. At least I'm making money when I work. Thankfully I go back tomorrow

>> No.56947486

>>56947459
No one really ever talks about the lagged depression you get from drinking that comes a few days after and lasts way longer.
It really can send you into an ugly cycle.

>> No.56947502

>>56947308
I kinda doubt it will be that early. Maybe sometime around Q1 2024 is when shit hits the fan hardcore.

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>csco
>ci
>crwd
>etsy
Whoa mama

>> No.56947536

>>56947486
It's a moot point now. After a long days work I feel accomplished and considerably more motivated after.

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>>56947257

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>>56947257
I tell you to go to the gym every day and stop drinking the liquid Jew and Instead you do something you know makes you depressed. I have no pity.

I bet you didn't even buy BOIL today. Pathetic

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Holy shit.

>> No.56947557

>>56947536
how about just getting a side job when you're off work? Even something like uber? the way you gamble, i cant imagine why you keep at it

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>>56947551
No point when you are already an established ham Chad like myself. I eat scrawny twink bussies like yours for breakfast.

>> No.56947568
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.56947583

>>56947568
UP. Not sure by how much but at least .3%

>> No.56947584

what a repugnant attentionwhore

>> No.56947594

>>56947568
+0.5%!
Wooh!

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>>56947568
Oh Yeah

>> No.56947598

>>56947568
Down 0.5%. so crab day basically

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>>56947557
I do like cooking which helps. Currently making a nice mostaccioli with meat sauce. Don't @ me with complaints about the cleanliness of my kitchen.

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>>56947568
-0.11%

>> No.56947635

>>56947600
>mostaccioli
penne rigate is the better choice

>> No.56947638

>>56947600
Put some cream in there anon.

>> No.56947640

>>56947600
Clean your kitchen

>> No.56947641

>>56947568
another nice day (+3.08%)

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>>56947568

>> No.56947654
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Could any TAfags comment on this chart?

Is this a correctly drawn channel? when does a channel get invalidated? if it broke to the upside and and downside but goes inside the channel again, is that still a channel? until when?

>> No.56947663

>>56947635
Noted
>>56947638
Don't have any cream unfortunately
>>56947640
I told you to not @ me. If /ck/ wasn't unironically filled with faggots both literally and figuratively, I'd spend more time there. It's nothing but fast food threads, deenz threads, and everyone telling each other they can't cook.

>> No.56947666

>>56945761
My Costco shares just keep on pumping. Bought during early Covid. Never gonna disappoint. Unlike your meme tech stocks, Costco actually moves product.

>> No.56947671

>>56947654
If you want to do TA astrology, look at Bitcoin, not a schizo derivative of it.

>> No.56947697

>>56946281
It's on track to get added to SPY. How do we play this?

>> No.56947701

>CRSP down 17% in 2 days
Let that be a lesson for everyone: never solve medical problems for black people

>> No.56947714

Can someone explain to me how exactly a ticker like NEP is supposed to work? What is the benefit of NEE creating a spinoff just to pay out dividends? How does that benefit the company whatsoever, and how does it even fluctuate in price if its main function is to pay out profit in the form of dividends?

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>>56947568
Like 1% (unrealized) it was cool.

>> No.56947733
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This stock is such a fucking ballbuster, I swear the chart looks like this everyday

>> No.56947736 [DELETED] 

>>56945912
Just chill on buying for a while if you think the market is overheated and go for bonds/treasuries instead
You don't sell VOO

>> No.56947737

>>56947701
>CRSP
What happened?

>> No.56947739
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Oh and STILL not weekly update. Rocker you sack of swine. You shame hamchads everywhere.

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>>56947568
Up some 1% or something I haven't checked. I did close off a short from last week at small loss and flipped the same position long because charts. I have saved you thumbs up animu and added it to my collection of thumbs up animu.

>> No.56947788

Im so happy this general is dead. How many of you went bobo mode knowing god damn well of Santa rally!?

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56947790

>>56947568
+6.25%

>> No.56947791

STOP DUMPING LLAP WTF MAN
SHIT GONNA GET DELISTED
FUCK

>> No.56947808

>>56947737
I have no idea, just that their CRISPR/gene therapy treatment (partnering with some other biotech) got approved for sickle cell anemia.

Sickle cell Americans are...not that wealthy.

>> No.56947816

>>56947714
Same as GROY/UROY/XLU/other divvy-tilted plays?

>> No.56947824

>>56947808
>>56947737
What happened is that you CANNOT CHARGE PEOPLE 2K A MONTH FOR THERAPY.
The average person with that disease is already struggling just to exist, what the fuck? And they're all proud about it to, like its a great achievement, when nobody can actually pay it.

Trust me, no one with Sickle Cell can afford to pay it because the disease kills their ability to generate income PLUS most are black too, which means they're never gonna afford that payment.
Its a great advancement in technology that will hopefully be used to cure other diseases and be actually affordable, but you can't target a poor group and then be surprised when investors realize you won't make any profits.

>> No.56947830

>>56947697
we gaan

>> No.56947847

>>56946281
>>56947830
>>56946301

The CEO already said it will be used to profit anti-semetic college students for the FBI and to get expelled. Yes, that's what he said.
That's why its going to moon. I'm sure Blackrock is already eating up every share they can get.

>> No.56947851
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56947851

>>56947791
you want a piece of meat boy?

>> No.56947906

>>56947824
that kind of goes out the window when you have to rewrite what...500 billion myeloid stem cells in your bones

>> No.56947908

>>56947851
>>56947791
The only way to advance in the space industry is to have the unconditional backing of a wealthy individual who is in it for the scientific progress. There's no way Jews would be willing to wait 10 years for a company like that to be profitable. Also, space travel is associated with Elon, which makes it antisemetic. You need to get with the times.

>> No.56947916
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56947916

>>56947568
i gave you guys a 10x on friday and you didnt listen
posted this when the spread was .05-.15
the money is nice but being right is what really mattered

>> No.56947921

>>56947906
I understand its a scientific achievement but if nobody with the illness can afford to pay for it then how are they going to make money?

>> No.56947934

>>56947921
they aren't they want some test subjects and are gonna spike the money as charity for tax purposes.

>> No.56947953

>>56947847
Can you either write that in something approximating English or post a link?

>> No.56948021

>>56945796
tech stocks are just bubbles that will burst at some point

>> No.56948031

>>56947568
mildly red. im hopin jerome gives us santarally fuel tomorrow

>> No.56948032
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56948032

Cloudflare appears to be getting a little raped
Next up the entire world economy

>> No.56948046

>MSOS down 5.3%
>DEA reschedules synthetic THC to schedule 1
Kek, weed baggies. Looks like the DEA event was actually bearish LMAO. I'm adding to my shorts even more, never been this short on US weed. It's been free money for 3 years, and will continue to be.

>> No.56948060
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56948060

>>56947568
Barely green

>> No.56948064
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56948064

Why weren't *your* uranium holdings up today?

You *do* have uranium holdings, don't you?

>> No.56948069

>>56945796
Apparantly they rebalanced the QQQ to cut the weight of the mega-cap names. Just something I read some market talking heads saying?

>> No.56948074
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56948074

>>56948032
>that elevator after hours
Whatever happened there?
https://youtu.be/Ohscge4f1Ak?si=z9PKa7iYbSQrfoRk

>> No.56948089
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56948089

>>56948069
Ok so they're just FUCKING ORCHESTRATING direct attacks on my portfolio and my livelihood and MY FAMILY now?
What the fuck

>> No.56948093

>>56948032
>>56948074
Read-through from ORCL?

>> No.56948096

>>56947568
lost 20$ on my "gambling" account, probably up ~2k on my more serious holdings

>> No.56948101

>>56948074
Insiders selling maybe

>> No.56948136

>>56948089
they always have been, anon

>> No.56948176

YoY inflation comes under 3 percent tommorow calling it now.

>> No.56948192

>>56948064
Waiting for UUUU to return near $9 so I can short it again.
That's the only uranium play I need. Good for a solid 10-20% every month or so.

>> No.56948197
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56948197

>ALIBABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/kMpRVY1imzM?t=26

>> No.56948218

>>56948197
>Named after a famous thief
>Steals your money
Are you really that surprised?

>> No.56948222

>>56948089
Your're either in the 1% or your the prey fighting other prey in the slaughter pits.

>> No.56948281
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56948281

>>56948176
LFG

>> No.56948284
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56948284

Jerome please punish the retarded mumus

>> No.56948287

>Hasbro Cutting Nearly 20% of Workforce, or 1,100 Jobs
HASbros, how are we feeling? Is FNKO competition just toying with us?

>> No.56948298

>>56948284
What a hottie.

The chicks aren't too bad either.

>> No.56948338

>>56948281
SOXL 40 EoW

>> No.56948340

>>56948176
idk. I've been watching the price of chicken nuggets at Aldi and recently saw a 20% jump. It might be coming back.

>> No.56948359
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56948359

Someone wanna bake next bread?

>> No.56948366

>>56945546
I bought 150 shares around today's low and I'm holding overnight so you should definitely get out asap.

>> No.56948395

>>56948287
>Hasbro Cutting Nearly 20% of Workforce,
10x Hasbro calls tomorrow, I AM READYY

>> No.56948396
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56948396

>>56948338
I truly hope you 3x ETF niggers get an absolute retard pump and make it.

>> No.56948424
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56948424

Someone bake or I'm scared for hte Santa Rally

>> No.56948460

Bake. Now.

>> No.56948476

>>56948460
I baked some of those Pillsbury biscuits this morning.
I don't own a cookie sheet but for some reason I own this silicone muffin pan that I think I used once so they have like these mokeypox bumps.

>> No.56948484

>>56948478
>>56948478
baked

>> No.56948498

>>56948493

>> No.56948501

>>56948460
Carbs make you fat and turn you into a depressed gay NPC like Rocker

>> No.56948511
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56948511

>>56948484
>>56948498

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56948561

>>56948484
>>56948498
And on CPI Eve, no less.