/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56954482]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56954493]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56954496]

>oil

[Anonymous No.56954497]

what are you slurping guys?

[Anonymous No.56954498]

almost bought sqqq LOL!

[Anonymous No.56954499]

i deserve to be rich

[Anonymous No.56954504]

Fuck it I went long

[Anonymous No.56954505]

Fuck it, I am once again a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER.
Many such cases. Sad!

[Anonymous No.56954512]

>>56954482
>pic
Is this the White Trash edition?

[Anonymous No.56954513]

The market owes me money

[Anonymous No.56954515]

>>56954499

[Anonymous No.56954520]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cassava-sciences-announces-dividend-distribution-141300340.html

What does this even mean? Nothing or something burger?

[Anonymous No.56954521]

>>56954482
i can't post in a thread with old links, just cant

[Anonymous No.56954523]

>>56954482
AMD bros, we keep RISING

[Anonymous No.56954524]

>>56954512
What kind of Hitler dog is there in the back?

[Anonymous No.56954525]

[Anonymous No.56954530]

Whats going on with boil faggots?

[Anonymous No.56954531]

Market open looks V shaped. Let's hope I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.56954534]

which stock is going to pump hard before christmas? i need at least a 2x

[Anonymous No.56954538]

SOXL sisters, we are holding

[Anonymous No.56954539]

>>56954524
That's Spuds MacKenzie, zoomer

[Anonymous No.56954540]

>>56954523
>P/E 1016,48 (?)

[Anonymous No.56954543]

>>56954513
I owe the market (hetero) sex (in its vagina).

[Anonymous No.56954545]

Told you fucking midwits
>higher for longer

[Anonymous No.56954546]

Why do people fall for scams that displease Xi like BABA instead of quality, growing companies like PDD?

[Anonymous No.56954551]

The fuck do I buy ?

[Anonymous No.56954554]

All in on MARA as of this morning. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.56954555]

>>56954521
then bake yourself next time faggot

[Anonymous No.56954556]

>>56954530
something something canary in the asshole

[Anonymous No.56954558]

>>56954545
bears really do not have any self awareness

[Anonymous No.56954560]

>>56954546
I have Xiaomi and BYD

[Anonymous No.56954563]

>>56954551
Something low so you can sell it high

[Anonymous No.56954566]

>>56954554
BITF is *right there*

[Anonymous No.56954567]

>>56954530
Are there any left other than the KANG with his options from yesterday that he held overnight getting raped?

[Anonymous No.56954570]

>>56954551
Oil
It can't go much lower

[Anonymous No.56954574]

>>56954538
I sold yesterday sisters. Good luck though, I hope it keeps pumping for you

[Anonymous No.56954578]

>>56954551
>The fuck do I buy ?
Life-insurance

[Anonymous No.56954583]

>>56954570
>It can't go much lower

[Anonymous No.56954585]

>>56954574
nice, we'll see you back in next year

[Anonymous No.56954586]

My son was born 3 weeks ago, so I haven't been able to come here and shitpost.
BUT WTF IS GOING ON WITH TLT!?!?!?
DID I NOT FUCKING TELL YOU IDIOTS THAT TLT WAS THE FUCKING THING TO BUY
I KEPT SAYING
"BUY TLT/TMF"
"TLT/TMF KINGS WHERE TF WE @?!?!"
AND SUCH THINGS
HOPE YOU LISTENED!!!!

[Anonymous No.56954588]

>>56954566
I got fucked on BITF back when it was BFARF. You really think it's better than MARA or RIOT?

[Anonymous No.56954590]

>>56954570
It hit $64 per barrel WTI just last spring
God only knows when they will price in the additional supply cuts from OPEC or how much more china fud they are going to throw at us.

[Anonymous No.56954599]

>>56954585
For sure, if not before then.

[Anonymous No.56954605]

>>56954546
Oh man
Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.56954606]

>>56954588
I bought 22k shares last year, up 90%. Not selling more than 1000 or maybe 2000, this shit will 3x in no time. They spend a lot of $ and work with governments to mine this shitcoin

[Anonymous No.56954609]

>>56954570
>It can't go much lower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVvwCkB-JLE

[Anonymous No.56954610]

if i kiss myself and touch my face all my stocks are happy

[Anonymous No.56954612]

Crab day

[Anonymous No.56954613]

I thought KO was going out of business. I should have bought more

[Anonymous No.56954615]

>>56954586
the treasury department decided to shift a lot of the new debt to short term bills. Otherwise TLT would still be fucked.

[Anonymous No.56954623]

i follow a trading guru on youtube and he puts only negro music

[Anonymous No.56954625]

>>56954609
>>56954590
>>56954583
It's impossible, I just know it

[Anonymous No.56954626]

If SOXS has a million fans, I am one of them
If SOXS has one hundred fans, I am one of them
If SOXS has one fan, I am that fan
If SOXS has no fans, that means I am dead
If all of stock market computers is against SOXS, I am against all of stock market computers

[Anonymous No.56954629]

I've been buying BITF and Cathie's GBTC. am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.56954632]

Is China imploding?

[Anonymous No.56954634]

>>56954613
Why would KO go out of business? Even if somehow Americans stop being fatasses and cut back on soda Mexico is so addicted to coca-cola that entire generations are dropping dead from diabetes down there.

[Anonymous No.56954640]

I've got money sitting on my account, waiting for the big dump.

[Anonymous No.56954642]

>>56954588
It's certainly rallied more in the past couple weeks. Don't *you* think the market is smarter?

[Anonymous No.56954647]

>>56954632
no everything is fine
deflation is good actually

[Anonymous No.56954650]

On a completely and totally unrelated note on October 9th, 2007, it was not a bear market; it was an all-time closing high.

After that day, those highs were not revisited until March 28th, 2013.

As Ernest Hemingway wrote in his novel 'The Sun Also Rises,' 'How did you go bankrupt?' Bill asked. 'Two ways,' Mike said. 'Gradually and then suddenly.'

Risk, too, can escalate in a similar fashion

[Anonymous No.56954651]

>>56954634
I thought Mexicans buy KOF, not KO?

[Anonymous No.56954653]

>>56954632
>imploding

No.

[Anonymous No.56954661]

>>56954521
Now you’re just confusing me

[Anonymous No.56954664]

>>56954642
I try not to think when I'm investing

[Anonymous No.56954667]

[Anonymous No.56954668]

>>56954650
It then proceeded to drop to 666

[Anonymous No.56954675]

>>56954650

[Anonymous No.56954681]

>>56954609
Oil isn't a stock, that's a thing
>inb4 HURR DURR NEGATIVE FRONT FUTURES THAT ONE TIME AT EXPIRY

[Anonymous No.56954689]

Is it posible to get a sp500/gold chart on tradingview?
I can't seem to find one...

[Anonymous No.56954691]

Holy fuck THE HIGH I get from volatile stocks. I'm glad I quit gambling to do this instead. FUCK IT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD

[Anonymous No.56954692]

>>56954586
Why don’t dancing fat women just take up aerobics?

[Anonymous No.56954699]

Bobo bros how are you?
My soxl bags are rising quite a lot on this wonderful day

[Anonymous No.56954707]

>>56954689
TV takes mathematical formulas so you do the division yourself between two tickers. If you have the free version though then you can't see an intraday graph unless you make it a script.

[Anonymous No.56954708]

>>56954689
yeah you just use the /
TVC:SPX/PEPPERSTONE:XAUUSD

[Anonymous No.56954710]

>>56954691

[Anonymous No.56954719]

>>56954691
Reminder you can use LEAPS to lever any good, non-volatile stock into reliable, addicting gains. This IS financial advice and you therefore owe me 10% of all additional gains in your portfolio realized by this technique.

[Anonymous No.56954718]

>>56954707
>>56954708
division hivemind

[Anonymous No.56954725]

>>56954692
that isn't how you get into shoe commercials

[Anonymous No.56954732]

>>56954578
Should have bought car insurance
>Other indexes with notable increases over the last year
include motor vehicle insurance (+19.2 percent), recreation (+2.5 percent), personal care (+5.2
percent), and new vehicles (+1.3 percent)

[Anonymous No.56954734]

whats the cpi??? im at work pls respond

[Anonymous No.56954744]

>>56954725
fat people are so disgusting, but not as disgusting as niggers

[Anonymous No.56954746]

>he doubted the us stock market
unironically deserved every time

[Anonymous No.56954753]

>>56954734
in line

[Anonymous No.56954757]

>>56954734
The cpi is the abbreviation for the consumer price index. Hopefully this will help

[Anonymous No.56954770]

>>56954578
>>56954732
AFL making new highs *again* today. CB and PGR about to as well.

[Anonymous No.56954773]

soxx all time high...Insane

[Anonymous No.56954777]

Lol, I know you won't let BTI have a >10% yeild Mr. Market. Why are you even playin?

[Anonymous No.56954778]

>>56954734
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

[Anonymous No.56954780]

>>56954567
I was kind of hoping we'd see NG gigapump today. No one likes to admit their losses, so it'll probably be a month before he shows up again. Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.56954784]

>>56954732
Insurance on durable goods will be one of the best 2023-2024 plays besides treasuries IMO.

[Anonymous No.56954801]

>>56954707
>>56954708
Ohh ty ty

[Anonymous No.56954827]

Dead thread is dead! All hail mumu. Bobos get the rope

[Anonymous No.56954833]

there is no stupid questions thread in this board, so I'll ask you goys...
I'm thinking of buying a beach house for tourism. I have a few alternatives, but each one of of them has more flaws than the previous one, be it location, price, conditions needed to buy and so on... I'm getting desperate because it's clear to me that this is the best time to buy, yet my efforts haven't paid off.
I have cash in hand. not much but enough to buy a nice house if any of them agrees to sell for half the price.... so, my question is: should I lower my standards and buy the cheapest thing? or should I start sending offers to all and every single seller for 50% of the asked price?

[Anonymous No.56954836]

Please pump LLAP

[Anonymous No.56954849]

>>56954833
I too could afford a home in a nice location if they would sell them to me for 50% off.

[Anonymous No.56954872]

>>56954849
time to shine, anon. interest rates are so high, people are getting poorer and some of them bought retardedly expensive cardboard houses. the land on which they were built might be very valuable, though

[Anonymous No.56954880]

>>56954719
In this video, what does the waste white spray represent?

Retail getting wrecked?

[Anonymous No.56954883]

How do I cope with being poor? My total net worth is around 40k monetary value, maaaybe 50k if I stretch it and add material possessions, and all that while I'm already 24.

T. Europoor

[Anonymous No.56954893]

>>56954883
That would be impressive for an American at that age actually.

[Anonymous No.56954903]

God damn, literally nothing is happening
And it's fine

[Anonymous No.56954908]

>>56954833
yeah always say that if a house is still on the market, then it's because it's price is shit wrt to the market. the thing is that sellers are very autistic about their prices and think they can't be wrong.

anyway for tourism location is even more important than for a residential home.
Try to get a beach house near the centre of a town, some market, or some high way. let's say, away by 15min max when going by car...

[Anonymous No.56954915]

>>56954883
Dont focus on physical pleasures and comparing your selves to to others. You have a job,roof over your head, food on your table, and God who loves you. You are blessed and have more then most people in the world and in history fren.

[Anonymous No.56954917]

>>56954883
compare yourself to this

[Anonymous No.56954918]

>>56954883
You aren't poor.

[Anonymous No.56954919]

My options heavy account is literally bouncing up and down by +-5%. Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.56954928]

SAVA approaching $40 again. Prepare yourselves for another CRBP shitstorm.

>Cassava Sciences, Inc. (Nasdaq: SAVA) ("Cassava Sciences" or the "Company") today announced a pro rata dividend distribution of warrants to holders of the Company's common stock as of December 22, 2023

Honestly though there's going to be a pretty beautiful shorting window off the back end of this. Weird distributions/splits/rights offerings are pretty typical tactics frauds use to try and ward off the relentless shorting and drum up support from the meme retail crowd that doesn't understand a warrant is merely the right to pay more money and fund another year of their grift.
Anything to distract from the actual potential of the business and their failing drug.

[Anonymous No.56954932]

>Changes to Used Cars and Trucks Methodology

>With the release of January 2024 data, the CPI program plans to update the mileage adjustment applied
to each sampled used vehicle in the used cars and trucks index. Historically, a single, stable mileage
amount estimated for a given make and model was applied to each sampled vehicle and was unchanged
throughout the year. The assigned mileage amount will now be replaced with a monthly average mileage
amount based on the age of the sampled used vehicle, and not the make and model. Each estimated price
for a sampled used vehicle will still be adjusted for depreciation.

>In addition, seasonally adjusted indexes as well as calculated seasonal adjustment factors will take
the new methodology into account beginning in 2024. Revised seasonal factors are available at
www.bls.gov/cpi/seasonal-adjustment/home.htm.

Is dey be cheatin?

[Anonymous No.56954945]

>>56954932
>Is dey be cheatin?

[Anonymous No.56954948]

>>56954915
>Dont focus on physical pleasures and comparing your selves to to others
How do I stop then?
>>56954893
>That would be impressive for an American at that age actually
Would it really? I don't really consider burger debt to be a net negative since unless you're dumb that gets repaid soon anyway
>>56954917
>TFW only slightly above average for my country
It's over

[Anonymous No.56954950]

Gonna pull $20k from my HYSA to have ready to go if VOO goes on sale anytime soon

[Anonymous No.56954953]

perhaps someone could post a humorous webm that is indicative of the current state of futures?

[Anonymous No.56954971]

>>56954546
PDD is the scam you got things the other way around.

[Anonymous No.56954973]

>>56954950
put $6700 in UPRO and keep the rest in HYSA

[Anonymous No.56954976]

Biden loves giving jobs to troons,

[Anonymous No.56954981]

The activists were right AQB bros...

[Anonymous No.56954983]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56954989]

>>56954953

[Anonymous No.56954999]

>>56954973
I'm interested. Spoonfeed me why

[Anonymous No.56955000]

>>56954989
HAHAH wtf

[Anonymous No.56955005]

>>56954983
Not sure if this is a sketch, but if real, pretty sad. No condom on a whore is a huge risk

[Anonymous No.56955008]

Ok I went long.
You can dump it now.

[Anonymous No.56955012]

>>56954989
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.56955015]

>>56954983
Kek. She's so pissed she missed out on 120yuros.

[Anonymous No.56955021]

>>56954999
Just a thought. If you want to expose yourself to 20K of VOO (Shitnpiss500), you could get UPRO (3x LETF S&P500) and get a somewhat similar exposure with around 1/3 less. That gets you close to what you would have done with 20k, meaning u can just keep the rest in the bank for whatever else you wanted to do.

[Anonymous No.56955030]

Also another question, how do you cope with trades you paperhanded that could've 10x or more your money if you held out?
Do you cope with le "I learned from my mistakes"?

[Anonymous No.56955032]

>futes

[Anonymous No.56955033]

>>56954989
that's how redditor is born

[Anonymous No.56955036]

>>56954948
Find out what gets you out of bed. I got divorced and had every thing i cared lost gotten rid of while I was overseas. I struggled for a while. But I trusted in God he had a plan, went to hang out with friends and coworkers more. Worked out more, spent time learning's a new hobbies like guitar and russain. Big thing is every day you got to tell your self "Im good im making progress every day to improve my self and doing best I can". Its a struggle every one faces every day no matter you $$$ value.

[Anonymous No.56955041]

>>56954948
>Would it really? I don't really consider burger debt to be a net negative since unless you're dumb that gets repaid soon anyway
I was ignoring debt too. If you include debt it's fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.56955042]

>>56955021
If I'm going to gamble with leveraged ETFs, shouldn't I just go full retard with XXXX?

[Anonymous No.56955062]

>>56955005
Sex with a condom sucks and is a waste of time.
If you think hookers are gross you shouldn't fuck them either way.

[Anonymous No.56955065]

>>56954849
btw, you can chane 50% for 30% or whatever. there will always be overpriced shit out there that you can buy for much less if you have the cash (or so I hope...)

>>56954908
>yeah always say that if a house is still on the market
will it give me a bad reputation?

>the thing is that sellers are very autistic about their prices and think they can't be wrong.
tell me about it. I've seen boomers sell shitty cabins for like 4x the price of similar crap. lol.

>Try to get a beach house near the centre of a town, some market, or some high way. let's say, away by 15min max when going by car...
that's exactly what I'm doing, but, man, prices are crazy. COVID frenzy already passed, yet people still think shit's worth a lot more than they are.

[Anonymous No.56955073]

just slurped this shit, what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.56955074]

wtf even happened?

[Anonymous No.56955075]

>>56955042
Take a look for yourself.
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&sl=47vDRBygTLhNkSzsMoDoj1

It's not perfect, there is drag, but you get a somewhat similar exposure while keeping 2/3 safe in cash. You don't have to go full retard with a tool like this. Again just a thought feel free to ignore me

[Anonymous No.56955078]

SAVE is moving again.

[Anonymous No.56955082]

I'm shorting AMD
Fake and gay pump

[Anonymous No.56955087]

>>56955062
It sure feels better without, but I wouldn't consider it a waste of time. I'd consider it a waste of health not using it at least for the first time with somebody new and especially with a hooker.

Hookers aren't gross, but I still wouldn't fuck them without condom as I can't tell if she also did with others and what diseases they all have.

[Anonymous No.56955090]

>>56955074
I'm seething so fucking hard
I sold my option on Thursday open at 250 bucks for 0 dollerinos profit

I would've been up 500 bucks now AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56955096]

>>56955087
Either fuck the girl or don't. What is this "well I want to have *sex* but I don't actually want our skin to touch?" What kind of retarded bullshit is this?

[Anonymous No.56955097]

>>56955075
Helpful posts in /smg/? Incredible

[Anonymous No.56955098]

>>56955090
At least I FOMOed and bought stocks which are up a measly 30 bucks kek

[Anonymous No.56955117]

alright who doubted the pump? Powells hands are as soft as a baby white dove, never doubt his inability to be hawkish.

[Anonymous No.56955118]

>>56954917
That is pretax wages
In europe, they take half of that in taxes

[Anonymous No.56955124]

>>56955087
>>56955096
Just open a book about Venereology and you'll never fuck a hooker without a condom.

[Anonymous No.56955126]

>>56955117
they really neutered that man after the 2022 Jackson hole speech.

[Anonymous No.56955127]

>>56954917
is retiring to hungary a viable retirement strat?

[Anonymous No.56955128]

>>56955117
This pump is just to fatten the dumb mumus up before the next big crisis and dump.

[Anonymous No.56955134]

> muh P/E
> muh no profits

/smg/ was fuding AMD non stop and shorted it at October's ultimate dip kek you guys really hate money dont you?

[Anonymous No.56955135]

>>56955096
Ok faggot, have fun with your STDs.

[Anonymous No.56955142]

>>56955124
I don't touch hookers at all, that's disgusting.
If you can't stand the idea of having sex with someone without a condom THAT MEANS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THEM AT ALL.

[Anonymous No.56955151]

>>56955118
>In europe, they take half of that in taxes
That half is more like 42% and half of that 42% is actually insurances (health insurance, pension insurance, disability insurance, unemployment insurance). So the ACTUAL tax rate is more like 22%. Still high but not as diabolical as burgers pretend it to be

[Anonymous No.56955153]

>>56955127
just checked it out, apparently croatia is where it's at, i could almost retire now

[Anonymous No.56955154]

>>56955005
>No condom on a whore is a huge risk
Its a myth that hookers have stds
99% of them force you to use condoms

[Anonymous No.56955160]

>>56955142
>If you can't stand the idea of having sex with someone without a condom

Literally nobody said that
>Can't stand the idea
I said I don't want to fuck without condom the first time. All depends of the person and situtation. If it is a one night stand or somebody I want as a relationship or a FWB or whatever.

But general rule is, first time with condom just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.56955167]

>>56955153
i wanted to go to croatia because it has a coast line contrary to slovenia, but the corruption is massive

[Anonymous No.56955170]

If you aren’t buying UVXY right now yangmi

[Anonymous No.56955176]

Who is still bag holding BABA?

[Anonymous No.56955177]

>>56954482
bros, i think i might make it swinging NuEgg. What i bought as a meme is actually doing stuff.

[Anonymous No.56955178]

>>56955142
>I don't touch hookers at all, that's disgusting.
Well the discussion was related to hookers.

[Anonymous No.56955181]

Long live the kang.

[Anonymous No.56955185]

>Discussion of fucking hookers instead of fucking sisters
Bearish

[Anonymous No.56955187]

>>56954650
Plastic deformation not brittle failure. Market =/= Economy. The Fed's job is to force nominal growth at almost any cost as nominal growth allows risk free capital return, this is the mechanism behind oligarchical parasitism. Earnings ratios have ballooned over the decades from monetary expansion, not declining rates, declining rates were merely the vehicle for monetary expansion. Real rates are always negative to zero under debt based fiat, 2022 was the bottom, all the money printed during the scamdemic is still here, earning 5% interest (printed into existence through deficit spending), waiting to flow back larger than ever
>Graph note: The Fed stopped reporting Institutional Money Market Funds as a separate series in 2020, hence ((Total MMF/1000)-Retail MMF's) as Total MMF's is given in millions of millions instead of thousands of billions and Retail is already included in m2

[Anonymous No.56955189]

>>56955176
Definately not me.

[Anonymous No.56955192]

>>56955167
damn croats, ruining Croatia for us

[Anonymous No.56955196]

>>56955185
we buried that meme after it started warping reality

[Anonymous No.56955197]

I can't believe this shit

[Anonymous No.56955205]

>>56955160
>But general rule is, first time with condom just to be safe.
That doesn't even make any sense. If you're going to keep having sex with them you'll get what they have. If you're not there's no point anyway.

[Anonymous No.56955211]

>>56955196
Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.56955212]

Best play for when the market shits itself over the fed saying that the job isn't done?

[Anonymous No.56955213]

Uuuh bearbros...?

[Anonymous No.56955214]

>>56955197
>Anon bet against the innate technological progress of humanity
L M F A O

[Anonymous No.56955219]

>>56955197
Check the RSI. Bearish on all time frames.

[Anonymous No.56955223]

holy shit enough hooker talk, the market is open gentlemen save that for the weekend

[Anonymous No.56955229]

>>56955214
every gap must be filled

[Anonymous No.56955235]

>>56955213
just wait

[Anonymous No.56955239]

>>56954780
>No one likes to admit their losses
Weird. I've mentioned mine going all the way back to the first bad stings I took on BOIL in the spring. It was around that time he first started getting scarce when a few bought in around $7 and it kept tanking. This time it was just him by himself though. He was up around 140% and held on fucking NATGAS. What a NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56955244]

>>56955032
I want a gif of this so bad

[Anonymous No.56955246]

>>56955212
we are overbought as is. if he did say something like that ... puts on anything would do.
but the reveal is in the dot plot

[Anonymous No.56955250]

>>56955214
It's all vaporwave so far. Can't wait fo MU earnings. might do a lil reality check

[Anonymous No.56955253]

>>56955170
I'm debating this...

[Anonymous No.56955258]

>>56955244
>>56955244
what are you holding anon?

[Anonymous No.56955260]

>>56955250
Nobody cares about micron anon. We're talking about mag7 tech corpos who will inherit the earth and companies critical to the supply chain or the potential to 10x their business, like ARM, AMD, ASML and so on

[Anonymous No.56955262]

BOBOS YOU MAY BE..... HOOKED

[Anonymous No.56955274]

>>56955235
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.56955285]

>>56955214
Progress doesnt akways mean spending more on technology. When technology is mature, it tends to become a commodity and people want to get it cheaper.

[Anonymous No.56955292]

>>56955262
sad fact is, short term trading is all about screwing the other side

[Anonymous No.56955312]

>>56955260
>Charlie always used to tell me, when the world is on the verge of a stagflationary decade and WW3, it's best to hide out in NVDA.

[Anonymous No.56955320]

>>56955312
Smart guy

[Anonymous No.56955333]

>>56955312
True.
Also heard that he was a big friend of David Soxl.

[Anonymous No.56955334]

>>56955258

[Anonymous No.56955372]

To the anon who shorted AMD

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.56955389]

>>56955334
actually respectable. i dont know about some like dis or pcrfy from my method. but i like it from a longer term perspective. how did you pick them

[Anonymous No.56955404]

>>56955389
>2/3rds of the portfolio red
>Respectable
Kek

[Anonymous No.56955412]

>there's still a general for a delisted stock of a bankrupt company

[Anonymous No.56955423]

>>56955412
Its important to give them a place to continue to hang out. A place that isn't here.

[Anonymous No.56955426]

>>56955412
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.56955432]

>>56955404
t. daytrader

[Anonymous No.56955434]

>>56954699
uvxy is cheap, gotta stay positive.

[Anonymous No.56955438]

Kek, credit card debt nipped in the bud before zero interest rate expires, divvy target reached, cash pile setup for nice foundation leading into new year. Life's going pretty damn good. Now if the proposed salary hikes get passed by the legislature next year that'd be the cherry on top.

[Anonymous No.56955440]

>>56955412
hey GME isn't delisted yet

[Anonymous No.56955450]

>>56955078
LOL

[Anonymous No.56955460]

>>56955389
I stayed away from DIS until Peltz and others told Iger to get his shit together. I think I can get 30-40% more out of it long term.
Panasonic is undervalued imo from a battery perspective.
SAVE is a gamble on the acquisition.
SBUX seems like a good long time international play without investing in international stocks (same for DIS to a degree).
CHWY is a good company and I think they’re a good acquisition target for Amazon.
PLTR is (((AI))) with glowy contracts. Seems like a good company to own as obscure as it is.
KVUE is a safety play. They make shit everyone buys.
O is my favorite reit. I’m getting 6% on it and it pays monthly.
PYPL is the OG electronic payment brand. I think they’ll continue to gain as banks try and mimic their model.
SMLR is a weird one I don’t think people know about. I actually heard someone ask about it on a radio show and decided to look in to it. I bought around $36. They use ai / algos to improve healthcare. Kind of like how PLTR does for manufacturing.
Thanks for reading my blog. I also own a bit of UUUU for uranium, but I’m getting heemed on it.

[Anonymous No.56955473]

>>56955262
et tu amd?

[Anonymous No.56955478]

>>56955460
Based Panasonic invester

[Anonymous No.56955482]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.56955489]

>>56955460
>DIS
until kk & iger are fired they wont recover.

[Anonymous No.56955494]

>>56955460
>until Peltz and others told Iger to get his shit together
Peltz is only there to get his nepotistic daughter a lead role in a Marvel film or Disney princess reboot.

[Anonymous No.56955495]

>>56955205
What if the first time sucked so hard I don't want to have sex with her anymore? Or for other reasons?

And then you cry why all your women in the US are sluts and have diseases etc?

[Anonymous No.56955501]

What if we all collectively yolo’ed into FNKO and initiated a hostile takeover to make Hitlerpops and Tojo Hidekipops?

[Anonymous No.56955505]

>>56955404
My 1yr is 25%, s&p is 19%. I beat the market 4 years straight with stock picks. I’m not getting rich, but I’ve never been in the red either. I also made around 15k with crypto and my realized trades in stocks netted me around 10k. I’m still learning and getting better at this every year. Im shooting to try and increase my realized by 20% each year. I also have a 401k, Roth, and pension. This is just what I do for fun.
I’m open to any suggestions, including kms if you’d like to oblige.

[Anonymous No.56955520]

>>56955489
That’s why I DCA positions like DIS. I’m betting on an eventual revolt against DEI bullshit. If it doesn’t work out, it’s just one position. I can always re allocate.

[Anonymous No.56955522]

when the fuck is oil going to heal bros

[Anonymous No.56955528]

TQQQ puts are pretty fucking cheap

[Anonymous No.56955533]

>>56955505
This is no lifeblog.

[Coombler No.56955538]

Guys I caved and bought 2 shares of XOM.

Now Ive only got $100 in puts and 130 call options at SPY $480 expiry Dec 22.

I'm fucked arent i.

[Anonymous No.56955544]

>>56955505

[Anonymous No.56955554]

>>56955538
fuck you. I'll have to fap now

[Anonymous No.56955571]

>>56955522
Summer

[Anonymous No.56955576]

>>56955538
fat

[Anonymous No.56955596]

>>56955528
Alright, bought a stack of OOM puts on TQQQ that expire friday. I'll probably sell tomorrow either way end of day but feel like these have some real potential to print

[Coombler No.56955605]

>>56955576
Sorry anon here's one more to your liking.

Will me 130 call contracts at $480 spy on Dec 22 pay off?

We need like 4% rise by then on SPY... sounds pretty wishful.

[Anonymous No.56955615]

>>56955522

[Anonymous No.56955626]

>>56955494
>Peltz
He's not interested in the company. All he's there for is money. He'll make noise, then once the stock does a U he'll bail with his profit. The board/Iger have already told him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.56955627]

>>56955605
>my wife will have massive tits like this in 20 years sans he tattoos
i think im going to close my brokerage and go home boys. i've already won.

[Anonymous No.56955636]

>>56955605
>>56955538
would, financially speaking

[Anonymous No.56955638]

>Öl
>Ropa
>Gasolina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tw2P65wv5E

[Anonymous No.56955645]

Who the fuck would buy a floundering company with a P/E ratio of 71 lmao

[Anonymous No.56955647]

>>56955638
DAME MAS GASOLINA

[Anonymous No.56955648]

>GOLD
HOW'S THEM JUNIOR MINORS DOING NOW
MR. WHITE SKINNED COPY PASTE SPAM FOR DAYS FUCKING NIGGER

[Anonymous No.56955665]

who's selling oil, stop it

[Anonymous No.56955666]

I shorted

[Anonymous No.56955672]

>>56955645
/smg/ that's who

[Anonymous No.56955674]

>>56955647
Dale mambo

[Anonymous No.56955676]

>>56955666
you absolute fool satan

[Anonymous No.56955683]

>>56954540
sell before the bubble burst, this is the worst meme ive seen and it keeps going every thread

[Anonymous No.56955700]

Can I have the govt not withhold my taxes from my paycheck and just give them a big check once a year? So that I can invest what I have in the meantime, rather than giving it to them early?

[Anonymous No.56955702]

>>56955666

[Anonymous No.56955708]

>>56955683
P/E doesnt really matter anon.

[Anonymous No.56955710]

>>56955501
Let's do it

[Anonymous No.56955714]

weed bros what's happening

[Anonymous No.56955726]

>>56955708
And when it does youll just scamper away like the rat you are and pretend you never said that

[Anonymous No.56955735]

>>56955708
Only for small caps it does.

[Anonymous No.56955747]

>like day trading
>start to like some small companies
>every day i make gains from day trading i put a % of that into the small companies
if i stop my day trading faggotry i might make it but i at least feel better re-investing my gains into something longer term

[Anonymous No.56955749]

>>56955714
I smoke doobers exclusively. I don’t need hoity toity connoisseur weed and edibles are a complete meme so I’ll stick to buying black market mids thanks

[Anonymous No.56955754]

Okay so the vix has not been this low since January 21, 2020.

[Anonymous No.56955767]

>>56955754
Easy on the anti semitism buddy

[Anonymous No.56955769]

>>56955726
P/E tends to be the lowest during earnings expansions near the end of bull runs and highest during high volatility near the end of bear runs. Low multiples are typically indicative of low risk therefore low yield and high multiples with high risk and therefore higher returns.
If you did just a basic analysis of ratios versus market conditions over the past 50 years you would understand this simple fact.

[Anonymous No.56955771]

>>56955665
>not wanting OIL to hit bargain bin prices for buying later

[Anonymous No.56955782]

>>56955754
vix can go lower
hedging is completely unnecessary in our brave new world

[Anonymous No.56955783]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.56955784]

>>56955749
It's because you're retarded. Unable to appreciate the good things you simply don't understand.

[Anonymous No.56955799]

>>56955783
This is actually pretty wild.

[Anonymous No.56955814]

The VIX is fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.56955816]

Why is SPX not poomping like VIX is doomping?

[Anonymous No.56955820]

>>56955714
Glut, too much weed grown, not enough demand. Turns out mass produced weed smokes and tastes like shit. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.56955823]

>>56955783
>looks at vix history
>everytime it hits this low it turns into a Saturn V rocket
Wonder what the catalyst will be this time?

[Anonymous No.56955830]

This guy just said that Barrin's had a headline of higher for longer and that's how you know it's not going to be that. So does this mean that a guy on CNBC saying that is how you know it will be that?

[Anonymous No.56955832]

>>56955816
retard

[Anonymous No.56955836]

>>56954530
>Whats going on with boil
GENERATIONAL
BUYING
OPPORTUNITY

[Anonymous No.56955841]

>>56955784
Edibles straight up do not work and I’m beginning to think dabs don’t either. While the high thc strains are based and I’d smoke them all day if I could afford to; I simply sleep better at night knowing that 0% of my weed purchases are going to ZOG

[Anonymous No.56955842]

>>56955823
Obamas netflix movie already told you whats coming

[Anonymous No.56955848]

>>56955769
youve lived through the biggest bubble of all time fueled by 0% interest rates and now you think you are the next jim cramer or something because you figured out that everything goes up and never comes back down

[Anonymous No.56955849]

>>56955832
do you even understand the graph you're looking at?

[Anonymous No.56955858]

>>56955849
you're overestimating yourself

[Anonymous No.56955863]

>>56955816
VIX is just about the future volatility of the S&P 500, options point to volatility dropping and VIX drops with it

[Anonymous No.56955865]

>>56955841
Of course it works but you just like the stuff that burns and is not thc. You might aswell smoke cigarettes those "work" the same way.

[Anonymous No.56955878]

>>56955863
miss me with that midwit bullshit
>he doesn't know VIX is an inverse of SPX

[Anonymous No.56955881]

>>56955842
Which one?

[Anonymous No.56955896]

>>56954512
there are wolf populations in some parts of the world that are entirely descended from domestic dogs
evolution doesn't work the way people think it does

[Anonymous No.56955898]

>>56955848
kek.
ever since 2008 there was zero (0) finesse required in the markets. zero...
>muh recession
>muh rate cuts
are a dog whistle for a return to QE. everybody wants their bags to be pumped even more.

[Anonymous No.56955904]

>>56955881
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leave_the_World_Behind_(film)

[Anonymous No.56955909]

Time for SOXS or UVXY or is this market going to pump with retard strength over the rest of the week?

[Anonymous No.56955918]

>>56955878
it is fine to have an opiniion anon but it does not change what the VIX is
feel free to read up from CBOE's website - https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/

[Anonymous No.56955927]

>>56955904
The Obamas were a big backer of Netflix as a whole post Smith-Mundt Modernization Act, so they get to do whatever they want with them. Also, one of the Netflix co-founders has this background:
>“One of Randolph's paternal great-grand uncles was psychoanalysis pioneer Sigmund Freud. Another paternal great-uncle of Randolph was Edward Bernays, an Austrian-American pioneer in the field of public relations and propaganda.”

[Anonymous No.56955931]

>>56955033
nice

[Anonymous No.56955938]

>>56954530
I am down 50% since november, my asshole is cratered ngl

[Anonymous No.56955945]

>>56955898
Massive eye watering QE is the only time you get these retarded opinions like
>PE doesnt matter anymore
Just another shoe shine boy giving you stock tips

[Anonymous No.56955944]

>>56955927
Based knower.

[Anonymous No.56955956]

>>56955127
>>56955153
>>56955167
Estonia would be my choice.

[Anonymous No.56955967]

All subscription services are bugtech usury.

[Anonymous No.56955998]

>>56955967
whatever you say cupcake

[Anonymous No.56956007]

>>56955967
I have youtube premium because i watch tons of videos on my phone and can watch them with the screen off and no adds in the app. I'm also subscribed to the economist and apple music. That's it.

I'm going to sell everything and go in UPRO, everything but one (1) gun and one (1) bullet and live on the streets from January 1st 2024 to January 1st 2025. I'll then check my returns and either live like a king or end it all.

[Anonymous No.56956036]

>>56955904
>Tech is just going to stop working
>Because it will ok
Lmao, what a stupid film.
Its literally Y2K times 10

[Anonymous No.56956042]

>>56956007
No seriously, how are people this bullish?

[Anonymous No.56956051]

>>56955945
Ever since Monday 10-30-2023, big money has began to pre-position itself for an imminent Fed policy switch away from QT and a return to (infinite) QE and easy money policies.
You can see it in bonds, stocks, indices, pretty much everywhere.
Commodities, especially Crude oil have been hammered down to manipulate CPI numbers so
>le 2% inflation rate
will be "reached" and therefore
>muh Fed will have to cut rates any day now.

If anybody whose opinion on the market you value isn't telling you that the markets are in a stage of mania is absolutely clueless.

[Anonymous No.56956062]

>>56956042
How are you not? Line goes up.

[Anonymous No.56956071]

>>56956036
I mean most internet being down would render most tech useless especially with how depended fags are getting with cloud.

[Anonymous No.56956080]

>>56956051
Weve been in QE this entire time. You think 5% is high?? The fed is buying treasuries by the trillions

[Coombler No.56956082]

Guys answer me will my SPY calls at 480 on dec 22 print? We need like a pretty big pump to get there

[Anonymous No.56956083]

>>56956007
If it's just ads, you could save more money by using a different browser like brave or an equivalent. I've never encountered any ads on jewtube since.

[Anonymous No.56956089]

>>56956042
You are retarded if you aren't that bullish.

[Anonymous No.56956092]

>>56956062
because I see things on the market that just aren't catching the whole, fed is gonna reverse wind
This euphoria has holes in it.

[Anonymous No.56956094]

>>56956042
A decade and a half of QE.
There are careers in finance which are well past their half time point and those people have only seen a monthly red candle in 2022. Metaphorically speaking.

[Anonymous No.56956100]

>>56956007
>jewtube premium
absolutely shameful

[Coombler No.56956102]

>>56955956
Same here.

[Anonymous No.56956107]

>>56955848
Everything does always go up regardless of the bubble we are in. History proves it you dumb queer

[Anonymous No.56956116]

>>56956080
>The fed is buying treasuries by the trillions
not going to dispute, but still gonna need a source on that.

[Anonymous No.56956119]

>>56956051
I agree the past month was a bit too much. But the SP500 is still a reasonable amount away from ATH, and the last pumps are nothing compared to the post covid pump. Overall it's a pretty sideways crabby market.

[Anonymous No.56956125]

>5 minutes

[Anonymous No.56956144]

GME's new brilliant idea to make money

[Anonymous No.56956145]

>the absolute Bobo COPE SESSION ITT

[Anonymous No.56956146]

Should I sell and prep for AUG2024 brehs

[Anonymous No.56956151]

>>56956051
>i didn't buy the bottom and now i'm big mad
yeah we know

[Anonymous No.56956154]

>>56956007
>i watch tons of videos on my phone and can watch them with the screen off
I member when you could do this up until 2013 or so without having to pay YouTube more money.
I feel like all entertainment subsets are meshing together into one big chimeric entity. Hollywood is dying, starpower is waning, regular cable is dogshit, advertising is banal, popstars are being used to promote the NFL, and more people are turning to vidya for an electronic distraction. It's all so manufactured, moreso than ever.

[Anonymous No.56956158]

>>56956125
What happens in 5 mintuies?

[Anonymous No.56956166]

>>56956071
The internet shitting the bed wouldn't cause planes failing from the sky, nor cell phones, nor stop satelites from working.
It would be no worse than the first few days of the pandemic

[Anonymous No.56956167]

>>56956119
you might actually want to zoom out a little more...

[Anonymous No.56956169]

>>56956145
They are just retarded.

[Anonymous No.56956178]

>>56956007
>the economist
ngmi

[Anonymous No.56956188]

>>56956119
>>56956051
Definitely not a great signal. Crabbing near ATH prices.
Usually follows in a dump. Takes time to unload those positions.
Besides the only thing that kept the market from falling was massive printing.
Federal Reserve policy to undue the damage by trying to control inflation is just mopping with the water flowing.
What are they going to do when indices fall again? Undo years of inflation control and get hit twice as hard?
I'm in no way an expert though.

[Anonymous No.56956189]

>>56956166
I'm not saying it would do all of that but the mentally ill normies with ADD might panic

[Anonymous No.56956194]

>>56956144
berkshire for faggots

[Anonymous No.56956199]

>>56956144

[Anonymous No.56956205]

>>56956151
lower your tone

[Anonymous No.56956206]

>>56956188
You dumb motherfucker this is textbook cup and handle formation on that chart.

[Coombler No.56956227]

>>56956206
So you think my SPY at 480 calls for dec 22 might print?

[Anonymous No.56956228]

>>56956205
>posting multiple varying opinions and then screenshotting them
LMAO how desperate for approval are you

[Anonymous No.56956230]

>>56956227
I'll kill myself if they don't bucko

[Anonymous No.56956240]

>>56956206
>fuck all the fundamentals just watch the cutlery pattern on the chart

[Anonymous No.56956250]

>>56956194
>berkshire for faggots

[Anonymous No.56956260]

>>56956119
>>56956206
>Bobos are retarded, this isn't a multimonth double top
>It actually is a multi month cup and handle
LMAO

[Anonymous No.56956262]

>>56956240
Your fundamentals have been wrong. Your fundamentals have been proven to be dog shit. I don't even know if you understand what the fundamentals are. This conversation isn't even worth my time.

[Anonymous No.56956266]

>>56956228
oof

[Anonymous No.56956274]

NOT GOING TO LIE

the 7 green weekly candles on the S&P and the VIX on 3 year lows is a bit ominous, but maybe it's just me

[Anonymous No.56956275]

>>56956260
Just watch.

[Anonymous No.56956299]

>>56956274
It's just a little new paradigm haha I wouldn't worry about it bro

[Anonymous No.56956306]

>>56956274
>>56956299
It can always go lower

[Anonymous No.56956311]

>>56956299
im eyeballing long dated spy puts but not sure when to pull the trigger

[Anonymous No.56956313]

>>56954917
This shit is always baffling.
I make 150k pre tax and feel poor AF in northeast US.

[Anonymous No.56956319]

>>56956274
It's probably nothing

[Anonymous No.56956329]

>>56956299
It's either going to die or jump back higher than any jungle bunny has dared to dream of.

[Anonymous No.56956336]

>>56956313
>northeast US.
But at least you feel safe, right?

[Anonymous No.56956337]

>>56955118
not in switzerland they take it by charging 10$ for a loaf of bread

[Anonymous No.56956343]

>>56956275
saved

[Anonymous No.56956345]

>>56956337
More proof how superior Switzetland is compared to the cucks in Germany.

[Anonymous No.56956356]

>>56956345
What about Austria?

[Anonymous No.56956358]

>>56956336
True, yes. I suppose I should be grateful for that. But surely euros feel safe, too.

[Anonymous No.56956372]

>>56956299
Zoom out vixtard

[Anonymous No.56956373]

>>56956343
Thanks for saving screen shots on how fucking right I'll be despite me knowing you will delete this the second you realize how utterly stupid you were being since you lack any real integrity. Lmao

[Anonymous No.56956377]

>>56956358
>>56956336
https://youtu.be/BNV8dmI8vQU?si=grEZ1EOoXlKXfWih

[Anonymous No.56956386]

>>56956356
Austria is nice. I was kind of thrown off by their dialect of German when I was there. I always thought knowing Swiss German this should be easy but nope the Austrian dialect took some getting used to.

[Anonymous No.56956414]

>go long NQ
>NQ starts tanking
>go short NQ
>NQ starts rocketing back up

[Coombler No.56956424]

>>56956230
Why anon that's awfully severe. Why?

[Anonymous No.56956433]

>>56956424
Jesus

[Anonymous No.56956439]

>>56956373
>laughing pic
>actually mad
Yep

[Anonymous No.56956446]

Can this faggot market actually commit to a direction ever? Or does this have to just fucking chop sideways until everyone is broke except fucking god damn bankers

[Anonymous No.56956455]

>>56956451
>>56956451
>>56956451
new
>>56956451
>>56956451
>>56956451
new

[Anonymous No.56956463]

>VIX at 11

[Anonymous No.56956495]

>nobody gambling on SVRE

[Anonymous No.56957864]

>>56955460
>O is my favorite reit.
I've made money shorting O. I've opened new shorts recently.

[Anonymous No.56957880]

>>56955495
Maybe don't be a promiscuous faggot and treat sex like the precious intimate thing that it is.

[Anonymous No.56957895]

>>56955153
We are friendly, sociable but also corrupt as fuck
You better be Catholic and white, though.