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56960460 No.56960460 [Reply] [Original]

Why stress about chasing crypto pumps when life is this simple?

>> No.56960483

>just get a good job bro
>just have tons of friends and someone who loves you bro

>> No.56960485

>>56960460
>wake up early
>go to a job
>have friends or a girl
obvious bait, but any of those would exclude over half this board on its own

>> No.56960550

>>56960460
>after 8-10 hours
its this part right here

>> No.56960563

Iota is not just a crypto pump it is the future!

>> No.56960600

>>56960483
This isn't actually that hard.

You should have friends already, even if you're a loser and they're other loser friends.

Get a decent job, put your looks together and the GF will come.

>> No.56960614

>wake up early bro
>just work for 8-10 hours everyday bro
Dismissed due to general faggotry and cuck mindset

>> No.56960616

>>56960460
HAHAHA
people still go to "work" and think they're not slaves?
Being forced into the cubicle wage cage and commuting is a humiliation ritual, but NPCs are debt slaves and will bend over and take it

>makes $100k wfh

>> No.56960657
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56960657

just work a brainless 4 day a week job while dca's crypto every week and having a nice payday every 4 years
what else can I say?? this is the new normal if you want a relaxing life

>> No.56960673

>>56960483
are you not working toward this daily?

>> No.56960686

I'm an alcoholic

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56961611

>>56960616
honestly, its insane, fake lifestyle gurus just make you more depressed trying to get happy like them and they dont do that shit, if you want honestly either go to beoble for financial adv or actually go to therapy

>> No.56961660

>>56961611
>go to therapy
you are a woman

>> No.56961698

>>56961611
only teenage little girls actually believe tweets like those dont sweat it

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>>56961611
sleeping 3 hours and exercising for 5 hours and investing all your money on crypto IS the way, literally not that hard