Crime doesn't pay

[Anonymous No.57027500]

...or does it?

There's probably some crime out there that have such a low risk to high reward ratio that makes it worth it.

[Anonymous No.57027504]

>>57027500
The trick is being a senator or something so that insider trading and bribery is legal.

Also that is a man

[Anonymous No.57027510]

>>57027500
she needs NIGGER DICK!

[Anonymous No.57029431]

>>57027500
Gonna need a sauce here pal

[Anonymous No.57029444]

Shes so beautiful wtf

[Anonymous No.57029474]

>>57027500
Streaming or torrenting movies is almost risk free and over time the pay off could be in the tens of thousands.

[Anonymous No.57029481]

>>57027500
Would creampie repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.57029484]

>>57027500
BOOOOOOOOTA

[Anonymous No.57029492]

>>57027500
Is it weird that i want her to squad over me and shit and piss all over my face?

[Anonymous No.57029505]

Hot girls love crime in their fresh coom dump era.

[Anonymous No.57029510]

>>57027500
You also have the stain on your soul if cheating, do you want that?

[Anonymous No.57029511]

you'd have to be a terrible person, but puppy smuggling.
dogs are expensive, especially purebloods.
animal abuse or smuggling animals crimes are pretty low risk in the sense you'd probably only get a couple years max.
we really need to revise the law.

[Anonymous No.57029516]

>>57027500
mommy

[Anonymous No.57029538]

Most of the highly successful CEOs are criminals to some extent, with no risk because they can just pay off any accusation.
Then again the difficulty is actually getting to that stage, I guess.

[Anonymous No.57029540]

>>57027500
had to open the thread again since people keep bumping
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57029544]

>>57027500

Politician
Bureaucrat

[Anonymous No.57029612]

>>57027500
EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.

[Anonymous No.57030634]

>>57027500
Imagine the smell bros

[Anonymous No.57030937]

>>57027500
test

[Anonymous No.57030945]

>>57027500
I hold $CORN and to be lucky I have to rip out the kidneys of unicorns, so crime pays indeed

[Anonymous No.57031001]

>>57027500
Probably being a nigger that robs food on supermarkets on england, you are basically invincible.

[Anonymous No.57031013]

>>57029474
now that i think about it. If I calculate the amount of money I've saved torrenting games, movies and books, I think I could reach even 4 digits "stolen"

[Anonymous No.57031023]

>>57029511
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED
I feel so bad for those dogs man.

[Anonymous No.57031608]

>>57027500
how many BTC do I need to fuck an ass like that?

[Anonymous No.57031846]

Ay, dios mio, the things I would do to this girl.
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*

[Anonymous No.57031915]

I think financial crimes like the big banks do. They run a con for years making hundreds of millions or even billions, then get caught and pay alot less than they made. No one goes to prison ethier. Works best in countries heavily dependent on the financial services industry, like the UK.

[Anonymous No.57032118]

Own/run a care home doesn't matter if it is for the disabled or the elderly, Your basically legally allowed to be Dracula draining them out of everything until their time is up on this little ol' rock.

This is probably an over simplified explanation, in most places the state gives you a subsidy to take care of them, and you can literally set up as many companies around the main care company that literally charges them for just living. Most cases these people are not able or "allowed" to be moved whether it be their financial situation making them unfit or social services/healthcare professionals trapping them legally in the system.

The best part is also the fact that in most cases setting this up is very cheap only £100k/$120k to actually start. Depending on how you've basically set up your blood farm most of the cash you can literally be almost tax free.

oh and did I mention that this is all ducking legal

[Anonymous No.57032173]

>>57027500
Crime pays if you don’t get greedy and get out early. It takes time for feds to get you on their heat map. If you get out early they’ll most likely never know you existed

I had a buddy make a few million selling drugs. he laundered it under the guise of a masonry company or some shit. And then he quit, ‘closed’ the masonry company, invested the washed money and now pretty much just neets around on his ill gained fortunes

[Anonymous No.57032178]

>>57027500
Who is she

[Anonymous No.57032193]

.

[Anonymous No.57032214]

>>57032173
there is no practical way he didn't take a massive risk somewhere here it's hardly low risk. Either doing a SHITLOAD of sales at the low level (retarded) or doing big sales where you can be fucked up for any number of reasons.

[Anonymous No.57032216]

>>57027500
…doesn’t pay the taxes, anyway.

[Anonymous No.57032222]

>>57032173
That's nice, but how did he quit ? Doesn't the ecosystem that create around someone generating millions stop you from quitting as you would stop making them money ?

[Anonymous No.57032225]

>>57029492
Yes. That means you're a porn addict

[Anonymous No.57032230]

>>57027500
Credit card skimmers

[Anonymous No.57033536]

>>57029444
checked

[Anonymous No.57033577]

>>57027500
that ass does tho

[Anonymous No.57034287]

Have you seen Breaking Bad?

[Anonymous No.57034323]

>>57027500
Crime doesn't pay

Have you not been on biz in the last 7 years?

[Anonymous No.57034403]

>>57029444
Her ass is photoshopped

[Anonymous No.57034407]

It doesnt get more low risk than hacking yet people still act like bitches

[Anonymous No.57034420]

Torrent all your entertainment; porn,games,books,music,films,etc. I do. Last time I paid for any entertainment was in 2012.

[Anonymous No.57034431]

>>57029444
> mongoloid face
burger betas just cant help themselves

[Anonymous No.57034488]

>>57029431
>>57029444
>>57033577
looks like the re2 remake claire face model

[Anonymous No.57034527]

>>57029511
How do i get into this?

[Anonymous No.57034560]

>>57029511
a guy i knew raised bulldogs and would make $12k every few months selling litters. the downside is, your house is noisy and smells like puppy shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.57034589]

>>57027500
>that ass
damn guys i am SUPER fucking lonely like holy shit i just have NO non-platonic interaction with females in my life anymore and i think i am dying slowly like a touch-starved infant. last time i got my hair cut the cute haircutter girl gave me a brief scalp and neck massage at the end of it and afterwards when i got to my car i just put my face in my hands and yelled. i don't know how much more i can take. i am just so alone.

[Anonymous No.57035482]

>>57034589
>last time i got my hair cut the cute haircutter girl gave me a brief scalp and neck massage at the end of it and instead of asking her out I got in my car and cried
fag

[Anonymous No.57035668]

>>57027500
DIOS MIO SANTISIMO DE LA CRUZ

[Anonymous No.57036893]

>>57032178
jordan mcewen

[Anonymous No.57036913]

>>57027500
who's the whore?

[Anonymous No.57036937]

>>57032173
>invested the washed money
There's no way you pull out a surprise few million from your ass and invest without it flagging something

[Anonymous No.57036967]

>>57027500
Wow saved

[Anonymous No.57038166]

>>57027500
This is photoshopped. Her ass is skinny as hell on her instagram.
Or she became anorexic to lose weight to be more "model-like".

[Anonymous No.57039362]

Can someone give me advice on dating a "younger" individual. Just now one was eyeing me up crazy but I never know how to approach without looking like "that" guy. Plus how do you keep it undercover?

[Anonymous No.57039384]

>>57029511
There is a niche in the dog finding business, nobody has found out how to find dogs/cats with relative ease. Microchips are still to costly and most don't purchase it

[Anonymous No.57039391]

>>57039362
She'll think you're really cool if you kayak over the Niagara Falls

[Anonymous No.57039446]

>>57034589
you know what might help? impotently crying about it on this childrens cartoon forum. in fact just go ahead and spend the rest of today, and tomorrow (and the day after that) whining like a fag here, i think you should begin to see your life turning around any day!

fucking loser...

[Anonymous No.57039513]

>>57027500
>Crime doesn't pay
Depends if you're above the law or not. Ask any Wall Street banker for details.

[Anonymous No.57039582]

>>57039391
I take it you've done that?

[Anonymous No.57040054]

>>57027500
That's the classic cute round assed petite woman. Dunno why, but petite cuties always have such a perfect round ass.

[Anonymous No.57040126]

>>57027500

>does crime pay

The IQ of /biz/ these days.
Risk/reward ratio anon
Morally?
>would you hide a jew
The legal environment and moral code different things
Play a Rouge in dungeons and dragons I guess