/smg/ - stock market general - love nectar edition

[Anonymous No.57181930]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous >>57176471

[Anonymous No.57181947]

Can I get a refund on my Alibabi stonkies please?

[Anonymous No.57181948]

>he baked

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181951]

HELP HELP HELP!!!
IMMA NIGGER AND THE POWERS THAT BE ARE TRYNNA MAKE ME DO WORK N SHITTT
I DONT KNOW WTF TO DO BROS, I DONT WANNA FUKKN WORK OR NO NOTHIN

[Anonymous No.57181956]

>she baked

[Anonymous No.57181957]

>>57181938
Total crash sign has appeared as baggie tells goys to slurp today.

[Anonymous No.57181960]

>>57181948
yes, with love

[Anonymous No.57181962]

>>57181951
>IMMA NIGGER AND THE POWERS THAT BE ARE TRYNNA MAKE ME DO WORK N SHITTT

[Anonymous No.57181963]

>>57181947
>Even the Chinese don't invest in the Chinese stock market because it's seen as too volatile
>"I know I'll invest in the Chinese stock market"
Stupid games, stupid prizes

[Anonymous No.57181971]

Any big finance guys or billionaires on the Epstein list?

[Anonymous No.57181973]

https://youtu.be/Ch4rc5W4dKY?si=bPNBWYs61wMZPqVG&t=175

DEATH TO THE MARKET AND DEATH TO THE CRABBING

[Anonymous No.57181975]

i buy sofi under 8 and again under 7.50

[Anonymous No.57181977]

Guys I can't seem to find the refund button on the IBKR platform, I really need to refund my Alibabi and Jingdong stonkies. Please help.

[Anonymous No.57181983]

>>57181947
China will NOT grow larger

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.57181984]

>>57181947
>he fell for the china meme

you know what to do, boys
post your smuggest anime girl

[Anonymous No.57181985]

>>57181947
Buffett had Munger killed because he bought BABA.

[Anonymous No.57181990]

Today is the day we all start buying again, and stop selling
this fact came to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.57181993]

Any anons here have experience with gap plays?
Quite a few tickers have a large gap to fill from over a week ago and I'm wondering how often they actually fill.

[Anonymous No.57181994]

Sirs please do the needful on AAPL stock, very good stock sirs and mams.

[Anonymous No.57181995]

>>57181990
It is unironically a critical spot. Either we bounce off a bunch of pivots and moving averages, or plunge a gazillion points with no support.

[Anonymous No.57181999]

>>57181985
>TFW Buffet killed Poem Anon...

[Anonymous No.57182000]

>>57181930

Why is that faggot scared of love nectar? If it's your gf or wife, just go with it...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57182004]

>>57181947

[Anonymous No.57182007]

>>57181999
WHAT THE FUCK DIGITS CONFIRM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! POEM ANON IS DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND BUFFET IS TO BLAME!

[Anonymous No.57182010]

>>57181947

What's wrong?

[Anonymous No.57182016]

>>57181990
I'm waiting for much cheaper prices.
I will start buying SOXL again at 16.05, but it is probably going down to 8.35 or lower.

[Anonymous No.57182024]

>Cramer is still on CNBC
What a joke. No wonder everyone switched to Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.57182025]

>>57182010
>What's wrong?
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Anonymous No.57182035]

>>57182016
Stfu retarded niggwr and buy aapl puts

[Anonymous No.57182036]

>>57182024
Bloomberg doesn't seem any better to me.

[Anonymous No.57182038]

>>57182000
I remember reading that femoid arousal juice contains some enzyme that impairs cognition and turbo-charges pairbonding chemical synthesis in males, it's a trap anon-kun

[Anonymous No.57182065]

Should i pump into Nintendo? Now before the Swtich 2 releases, the stocks also seem to be growing in the past years

[Anonymous No.57182081]

Will today be a good day to rebalance my roth?

[Anonymous No.57182094]

>>57182081
Total fidelity death today. Watch your buns

[Anonymous No.57182104]

How is smg dead 4 minute before open? This has been such an alpha first week of 2024

[Anonymous No.57182111]

>>57182065
The currency risk is too great I think.

[Anonymous No.57182117]

>>57182104
We're all waiting to get rugged again.

[Mairon No.57182119]

Ay no what is happenin'

[Anonymous No.57182123]

>below 4700

[Anonymous No.57182127]

Did fidelity actually go bankrupt and they can't afford forum trolls? It's a fucking ghost town here

[Anonymous No.57182139]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57182140]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57182141]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57182154]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.57182159]

Wow now that's some crabbing.

[Anonymous No.57182162]

>>57182139
>>57182140
>>57182154
what a mess

[Anonymous No.57182163]

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.57182169]

RIP Bang Bros

[Anonymous No.57182173]

UPRO puts absolutely printing.

[Mairon No.57182180]

Buy tup
Buy llap
Gamble on BETS

[Anonymous No.57182187]

>>57182141
LFG

[Anonymous No.57182188]

BUCKLE THE FUCKING FUCK UP LOSERS

[Anonymous No.57182190]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57182199]

buy SMFL

[Anonymous No.57182207]

this was the final BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57182208]

>>57182140
Oh it's Joever for real this time

[Anonymous No.57182211]

>>57182188
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.57182220]

>No bang bang
Okay now I'm fucking bearish, what the fuck

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57182230]

I bought the dip on QQQ. #LetsMakeSomeFuckenMoney

[Anonymous No.57182238]

Closed my SQQQ calls and UPRO puts. I think I doubled my money on both.

[Anonymous No.57182239]

you need to buy SMFL

[Anonymous No.57182240]

HOW DO I SELL!?

[Anonymous No.57182258]

>>57182240
market sell fuck it yolo

[Anonymous No.57182260]

everything is RED

[Mairon No.57182261]

>>57182199
Why, it's priced in already

[Anonymous No.57182265]

>>57182238
>>57182230
What indicators did you use?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57182276]

>>57182265
spy and dow were green, so that means the Qs are mispriced retard.

[Anonymous No.57182283]

>>57181840

Sure whatever, just serve it up before 10:30, I've got somewhere to be

[Anonymous No.57182282]

>>57182265
Absolutely none.

[Anonymous No.57182284]

gpt thread

[Anonymous No.57182294]

>>57182284
your mom is a gpt

[Anonymous No.57182299]

>>57182294
boom, burn

[Anonymous No.57182301]

>>57182258

SELL!

SELL!

SELL!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57182311]

>>57182284
I wish. Then the bang bang would be decent at least

[Anonymous No.57182325]

>>57182311
GPT would probably post it in the middle of the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.57182328]

retarded newfag here
every day there's a handful of cheap stocks that shoot up when the market opens
is there somewhere i can go to find out which ones will do that so i can put money on them beforehand

[Anonymous No.57182332]

>>57182328
Depends, have you had a bar mitzvah?

[Anonymous No.57182338]

>>57182328
Yes. You need to buy a crystal ball

[Anonymous No.57182343]

>>57182332
i'm circumcised but there wasn't a ceremony involved

[Anonymous No.57182347]

>>57182284
how do you do fellow trader

[Anonymous No.57182350]

MID WIT HERE!

May i have your retarded, autistic, and brilliant break down of the attached for a simple middle bell curve individual as myself?

[Anonymous No.57182352]

So no -20% this month? Gay.

[Anonymous No.57182353]

fuck why didn't i invest in Novo Nordisk

[Anonymous No.57182358]

>>57182350
Jobs report looks good

[Anonymous No.57182362]

stocks

[Anonymous No.57182363]

>>57182140
Proof the collapse happens today

[Anonymous No.57182366]

Astor edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU

Previous

[Anonymous No.57182371]

>>57182352
Its a bear crab to correction with random algo strikes (see nvda)

[Anonymous No.57182390]

>6 weeks ago on a phonecall with annoying hr lady
>she hangs up on me randomly
>get an email just now saying I was turned down for the job, from someone else
>mfw they had to reconfirm my qualifications because she didn't bother and they probably had trouble finding the position (this happened to me before too)
I've seen so many hr ladies get reprimanded or fired recently for unprofessional or incompetent behavior, why do businesses have retarded people in charge of hiring?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57182395]

everyone is overreacting, we will be green before the close.

[Anonymous No.57182396]

>>57182358
Not if you look closely. Office workers are getting laid off and taking multiple fast food jobs.

[Anonymous No.57182403]

>>57182390
lololol ballast jobs get fucked.

[Anonymous No.57182409]

>>57181930
ROTH IRA contributions go up another 500 burgers this year capping at 7k instead of 6.5K curious yet post more comfy divvies for us who get the money.8ktvxd

[Anonymous No.57182410]

>>57182390
>why do businesses have retarded people in charge of hiring?
Everyone has been wondering this for a while.

[Anonymous No.57182413]

>>57182396
Who cares? There's a shortage of fast food workers.

[Anonymous No.57182414]

BAYHORSE BROS WW@

[Anonymous No.57182417]

Alright mumu in the sky, I'll be a bit more specific. I need the OMX30 to close above 2380 today at 17.30 CET. Thanks

Yours sincerely,
Anon

[Anonymous No.57182419]

Wtf is this crab shit. I want to scalp the SPY but I’m sitting on my thumb here.

[Anonymous No.57182422]

>>57182413
Goyslop is so fucking bad these days.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57182424]

>>57182396
yeah but those fast food jobs are paying better now, and it means these corporations will have higher margins because they're spending less money on employees.

[Anonymous No.57182425]

>>57182413
I think there's rather a surplus of fast food restaurants.

[Anonymous No.57182431]

>>57182422
True, but we've had a shortage of fast food workers since COVID started. It'll take some time for all the immigrants that stampeded in recently to make their way into the fast food sector.

[Anonymous No.57182436]

>>57182410
worse yet is when the outsource it. Wifes company does this and theyre union so you cant just axe the diversity retards when you need to.

[Anonymous No.57182442]

>>57182431
They can't even handle the color/number coding system to slap together a Mexican Pizza. It's fuckin over.

[Anonymous No.57182446]

>>57182390
Kek, you should meet my female broker. She once accidentally bought me SOXS instead of SOXL (lmfao). She's too cute to stay mad at so i just gave her a couple of slaps on the butt and forgave her.

[Anonymous No.57182448]

I sold everything. this afternoon was too spooky for me.

[Anonymous No.57182460]

>>57182424
The only real capital software companies have is the theory in the heads of their employees. Layoffs at software companies tend to really fuck over quant/value investors this way.

[Anonymous No.57182463]

>>57182188
please total market crash so I can buy everything cheap again like February 2020

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57182473]

>>57182460
>new paradigm
AI is superior to the heads of their employees.

[Anonymous No.57182480]

>>57181983
I understood that reference

[Anonymous No.57182481]

>>57182473
There goes your moat then.

[Anonymous No.57182484]

>>57182409
I was talking about investing with my UK friend and apparently they have the equivalent of a a Roth over there but the yearly limit is like 20k gbp. Fuck our government is so fucking greedy...

[Anonymous No.57182486]

>>57182390
we are replacing women jobs with AI, their wombs with incubators, and their pussies with silicon.

What are they for again?

[Anonymous No.57182488]

>>57182484
Employment in the US is overrated.

[Mairon No.57182494]

MIGI is rippin'

[Anonymous No.57182498]

I selldeloled.

[Anonymous No.57182503]

>>57182484
can't have the unwashed masses backing out on taxes, who will pay for the rapefugies or NHS?!

[Anonymous No.57182505]

>>57182448
for real... there is a massive correction coming... how greedy you all gunna get?

[Anonymous No.57182508]

>bear for ages
>decided on monday fuck it, long soxl
FUCK EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

[Anonymous No.57182510]

>>57182505
We haven't even BEGUN to get greedy.

[Anonymous No.57182511]

>>57182505
We've got time.

[Anonymous No.57182514]

>>57182505
Just bought

[Anonymous No.57182523]

>>57182510
>HIGH-T COMMENT
HIGH-T COMMENT
>HIGH-T COMMENT
HIGH-T COMMENT
>HIGH-T COMMENT
HIGH-T COMMENT
>HIGH-T COMMENT
HIGH-T COMMENT

[Anonymous No.57182533]

>>57182511
>>57182514
FED posting

[Anonymous No.57182535]

I made 450% on $25 put for WBA. Maybe I should just play earnings instead of trying to trade more actively. Potential for multi-baggers on every trade and you still can only lose your bet

[Anonymous No.57182537]

>>57182503
I mean that 20k was already taxed before going in. I wish the Roth limit was 20k too, it would literally be the only retirement account I and most other people would need at that point. But no, it's set up so that you need a labyrinthine combination of Roths, 401ks, and taxed brokerages to be max efficient. Just to be a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.57182545]

>>57182533
Fed doesn’t post. They print

[Anonymous No.57182551]

>>57182533
The snp500 is up 8 (eight) dollars. You're missing out.

[Anonymous No.57182554]

>>57182510
Powerful

[Anonymous No.57182558]

>everyone bearish at the start of the year because of 4 days where the market isn't retard pumping after literal months of green
please buy those puts you faggots, I want you to suffer!

[Anonymous No.57182559]

>>57182545
I'm pretty sure they don't actually do anything at all.

[Anonymous No.57182567]

I carpuletulated.

[Anonymous No.57182575]

>>57182559
They do asset swap. What does that entail? Nothing important really. Oh and they lend as a last resort too, was very important last March.

[Anonymous No.57182577]

>>57182508
>monday

[Anonymous No.57182580]

Bros this is related to stocks but

I got 100k, make 100k. But still tfwnogf. I wear good clothes drive good cars. But the qts still aren’t coming. How do use my money to attract them? Not fat or ugly btw

Pls send help Im on my last legs. More money seems pointless with tfw. And since I dont gamble like a retard im fully aware i wont make it to lambo money anyways. But i could give a nice girl a comfy life.

[Anonymous No.57182584]

>>57181930
Fucking (your mom)

[Anonymous No.57182588]

HOLY SHIT!
EPSTINE DROP
CONFIRMED:
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
>THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE
THE STOCK MARKET IS A PEDOPHILE

[Anonymous No.57182593]

>>57182575
Yeah. I think it will be even more important this March.

[Anonymous No.57182597]

>>57182395
Appl puts are printing and I'm about to get back into BA puts. Are you proud of me baggie?

[Anonymous No.57182605]

>>57182580
>Not fat or ugly btw
Your ugliness is on the inside.

[Anonymous No.57182611]

>>57182588
The market was on the plane?!

[Anonymous No.57182624]

>>57182580
women can smell autism and insecurity from miles away, they can read micro expressions like a book and it takes one fuck-up for them to lose interest in you. It's also not enough to be "not fat and ugly", you need to be tall and fit.

[Anonymous No.57182634]

>>57182580
100k is literally pocket change, you need like $10m to impress a normie girl and $100m to impress a decent woman. Every other tech bro makes $500k-1m a year TC and has made tens of millions in crypto, NVDA etc. over the past several years.

[Anonymous No.57182640]

>>57182580
Ironically, you have to stop caring.

[Anonymous No.57182644]

>>57182580
be more retarded

[Anonymous No.57182647]

i want to kms because i am scared to trade on real account. All i an do is taking risk in demo account.

[Anonymous No.57182650]

>>57182537
>set up so that you need a labyrinthine combination
I like it this way because I've taken the time to learn max efficiency which most people won't learn. Puts us nerds at a slight advantage

[Anonymous No.57182658]

>>57182605
that aint me

>>57182624
this i guess im just not confident

>>57182640
>>57182644
I… see. It makes sense. Thanks

[Anonymous No.57182662]

>>57182647
You're scared because you're ignorant, educate yourself.

[Anonymous No.57182676]

.RUT and XOM

[Anonymous No.57182677]

>>57182647
You can only learn with real money. Paper trading is waste of time you learn nothing

[Anonymous No.57182681]

>>57182580
forgot to ask
are you actually talking to women? I don't mean on Tinder (Ticker: MTCH), I mean real life. Do you have interesting hobbies?

[Anonymous No.57182683]

>>57182647
Unfortunately, that is the crux of the market: battling yourself. You're gonna have to lose a bit sometime; so just start small.

[Anonymous No.57182685]

>>57182611
Yes! there are multiple accounts of vitims saying:
>"This market raped me, again"
>"I got raped, and there is no news!"
>"I was raped and it is being called fake and gay!"
>"I had heavy bags dangling from my chin while being face fucked by the market"
THIS SICK MARKET IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! AND IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED!!

[Anonymous No.57182688]

>>57182647
Do more modeling then.

[Anonymous No.57182687]

>>57182647
Boomer bogglehead your portfolio. 60/40 Stonks/Bonds

[Anonymous No.57182691]

>>57182647
You sound really white. Try being around alpha brown people and learning something.

[Anonymous No.57182708]

We close bigly green.

[Anonymous No.57182710]

>>57182687
>bonds
Yea we don’t do that here

[Anonymous No.57182713]

>>57182708
Still is in a downtrend tho.

[Anonymous No.57182717]

>Cousin told me to buy some CTRM when I saw him Thanksgiving
>Thought he was an absolute retard but I did it
Thanks cuz you’re not half bad.

[Anonymous No.57182718]

>>57182708
YUGE

[Anonymous No.57182719]

>>57182647
chicken

[Anonymous No.57182721]

>>57182681
>are you actually talking to women?
He probably isn't I think that's the main issue here.

[Anonymous No.57182745]

WE'RE HEALING

[Anonymous No.57182747]

>>57182580
what
color
is
you
boobagatti

[Anonymous No.57182750]

>>57182647
Just dump it all into the s&p and let it marinate if you're a scaredy cat with a long investment horizon. You'll still 2x your money every 6-7 years + compounding and do better than most of the people in this thread will. There is no reason to be scared. Even if the market crashes just hold it always comes back stronger.

[Anonymous No.57182754]

>>57182713
No we arent. we are in an uptrend with a down dip weekly.
>>57182718
based fellow margin call poster.

[Anonymous No.57182760]

Boughted some British American Tabasco plc. This information if of systemic importance, but knowing that you're a smgger it'll pass over your head without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.57182767]

WBA missed.

[Anonymous No.57182776]

>>57182760
>Tabasco
Gross, that shit is all vinegar.

[Anonymous No.57182786]

>>57182750
this is what
>>57182647
a real bitch nigga like yourself should do. You don't have to play the game if you don't want to win big. You can go lazy mode like me and my divvie frens and just get free money. Otherwise do your homework. Even if you went full stressed out day tradie you wouldn't be making enough to quit waging. You should get forklift certified and just throw money into SPY and QQQ and be comfy if you think any of this is actually stressful.

I literally max out my Roth IRA annually set my shit and then ignore it the rest of the year. I add to my brokerage account waiting for another bubble to pop so I can buy up cheap shit for more free money when it happens. It always happens. If you were wondering bitch nigganon my portfolio is up 13% by doing literally nothing but circling the wagon.

[Anonymous No.57182809]

>>57182776
No no, I meant tabaccao the one you smonkie in your Rothiemannies ziggatetez.

[Anonymous No.57182827]

BOIL sisters we going to boil those BOBOS RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.57182836]

Energy bros always win

[Anonymous No.57182862]

It almost looks like today is a good day for ITM TMF Leaps..

[Anonymous No.57182884]

>>57182588
Oh no! Not Mr. Market!!!

[Anonymous No.57182886]

>>57182827
tfw your average cost $86.86

[Anonymous No.57182895]

[Anonymous No.57182906]

> large caps

[Anonymous No.57182954]

>>57182681
>>57182721
actually i am, but mostly at work. Aside from work after 30 you just dont meet a lot of new people at least i am not. Tinder seems the only viable option but that obviously sucks
For that reason and for fear of rejection i never really flirt with women and talk to them like i would to a guy, idk
It just never escalates and this is obviously my fault but i never feel like i get any signal’s either

[Anonymous No.57182971]

>>57182954
>fear of rejection
There's the issue it has nothing to do with how you look or money you're just afraid of being told no.>>57182640 this anon was right.

[Mairon No.57182991]

How high is Zim going? It's killing it

[Anonymous No.57182998]

>>57182906
lol wtf is the apple doing

[Anonymous No.57183002]

This feels like the part where we start trading sideways for a few months.

[Anonymous No.57183005]

>>57182998
Failing.

[Anonymous No.57183015]

>>57183002
I wouldn't be too mad.

[Anonymous No.57183022]

>>57182998
Thank God msft isn't, I still have hope it goes up a lil

[Anonymous No.57183027]

>>57182998
Apple will go under after the failure of the Apple Vision Pro

[Anonymous No.57183030]

>>57182954
>dating sites
unless youre 7+ dont even bother. I hear the paid ones are better but probably just a bunch of 35+ realizing they are running out of time.

holy fuck I hate this new captcha...

[Anonymous No.57183031]

>>57182991
MAIRON

MARA PUMPING

FAITH DELIVERS

[Anonymous No.57183038]

>>57183027
The real VR revolution in like 10 years is going to be kino, though.

[Mairon No.57183044]

>>57183031
So it seems, brother. So it seems

[Anonymous No.57183049]

>>57183027
They'll be fine but yeah I don't know what they were thinking with that shit

[Anonymous No.57183056]

>>57182998

[Anonymous No.57183088]

>>57182634
I love how this anon isn't even wrong. The west is truly and deeply fucked.
Mumoid logic makes less sense by the day when demographics are collapsing as fast as they are, and not just in the West, but everywhere, thanks to retarded feminism.

[Anonymous No.57183103]

>>57182634
It's not about money, it's about your relationship with your family and with hers and her relationship with her family.

No one does any of that anymore so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.57183107]

Tops have been scalped.
Sisters have been fucked.
But the people...will endure.

[Anonymous No.57183113]

I am financially recoooooovering

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57183127]

#BaggieWins
Market-0
Baggie-1

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57183139]

>>57183103
Is this what all the sister fucking is about?

[Anonymous No.57183143]

>>57183113
>recoooooovering
I'm up 150 bucks after being down 900 for yesterday and Tuesday. According to /SMG/ math, when will I be at ATH again?

[Anonymous No.57183150]

wtf is all this stuff we're going to be building

[Anonymous No.57183158]

>>57182685
You must be 18 to participate in the market.

[Anonymous No.57183160]

>>57183150
More walls around the White House

[Anonymous No.57183163]

>>57183113
>Porcupine: me & my portfolio
>Hand: the market the last few months

[Anonymous No.57183176]

>>57183163
That's a hedgehog!

[Anonymous No.57183183]

>>57183150
FEMA camps
mass graves
billionaire bunkers
bombs for ukraine
cheeseburger vending machines

[Anonymous No.57183184]

>>57183030
It do be like that
Having tried both payed sites and rating apps, i can say its actually more like gotta be 9+.

[Anonymous No.57183190]

>>57183150
The funny thing is, none of the spending has actually affected PMIs in a meaningful way, ie there's still a recession in real terms

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57183191]

>>57183163
its a hedgehog, you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.57183198]

>>57183176
>Introducing the hedgehog OIL Baron.

[Anonymous No.57183203]

>>57182954
if only i could just take the fat pill and bang all the obese whores who hit on me but alas i think they're gross and they stink (i did bang a couple though)

[Anonymous No.57183205]

>>57183176
I know, just being silly with the old grumbo meme. Anyway, it's always wild when I see animals endemic to other parts of the world we don't get. Like does yurop get prariedogs?

[Anonymous No.57183223]

KEK. I have bought the absolute Zim bottom last month

[Anonymous No.57183232]

All this green has spoiled me. I remember last year I had a system where I would only buy after 4 red daily candles.

[Anonymous No.57183242]

>>57183223
But are you going to sell the ZIM top (Today)?

[Anonymous No.57183254]

>>57183113
stop that stop recovering.

[Anonymous No.57183257]

THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING BOBO TRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

ARE YOU OK BOBO???

[Anonymous No.57183262]

Why did SPXS pay me a 10¢/share dividend?

[Anonymous No.57183264]

Reminder Hyatt will fire an employee for a tweet with the gamer word & years ago, but won’t fire their CEO for being an Epstein client

[Anonymous No.57183268]

BABA bros we never win...

[Anonymous No.57183275]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.57183289]

>>57183257
I'm an unapologetic bull but I want to post literal bears.

[Anonymous No.57183291]

>>57183275
Me every bear cycle.

[Anonymous No.57183295]

>>57183268
they're not gonna get us

[Anonymous No.57183298]

Can I hold SPXL and SPXS overnight on the ex div date and just get free, risk free money every quarter?

[Anonymous No.57183306]

>>57183295

[Anonymous No.57183314]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/X6FqTOxOPrU?t=7

[Anonymous No.57183325]

>>57183306
https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8?si=Mp966v-lTXiOhelu

[Anonymous No.57183336]

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIES. Good to see you, JANNIES.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.57183341]

>>57183306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfBFSCjAeWc

[Anonymous No.57183359]

>>57183298
In a nutshell, no. The stock price drops. I've never cared enough to check for myself.

[Anonymous No.57183360]

You call this a correction?

[Anonymous No.57183366]

>>57183341
Fuck they really hit the wall...

[Anonymous No.57183376]

>>57183341
They hit the wall at 200 km/h if I may add.

[Anonymous No.57183382]

I CAME OUT AND MY SHIT WAS GONE

[Anonymous No.57183393]

3 hours of fucking around to automate adding and dropping stocks from an index to do some proper back testing.
3hr isn't that bad but it was frustrating trying to read data from S&P publications.

4Chan just made me solve a cloudflare check before giving me the captcha.

[Anonymous No.57183395]

Ok I give microshit ONE MORE day. Then I'm selling my option

[Anonymous No.57183406]

>>57183393
>cloudflare check before giving me the captcha.
Yeah, why the fuck are they doing that?

[Anonymous No.57183417]

>>57183393
>cloudflare
CIA

[Anonymous No.57183428]

>>57181930
Buying AADI, waiting for gap fill back to over $5

[Anonymous No.57183430]

>>57183393
>the captcha
The hwat?

[Anonymous No.57183440]

Will Apple recover from this

[Anonymous No.57183448]

>>57183440
honestly I think it's over, nobody uses phones anymore

[Anonymous No.57183454]

>>57183417
Satanic shit!

[Anonymous No.57183456]

That Hello Fresh meal from last night seems to be giving me awful gas this morning
SHORT HELFY AAAAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.57183458]

Day 563 of China trying to promote BYD as the Tesla killer

[Anonymous No.57183460]

>>57183406
Turf war between glow faction A and glow faction B.
B lost and took the L. A wanted Alphabet but settled for Cloudflare as the W.
You cant let anons into Fort F withot signied Guestbook at Base C. Can U?

[Anonymous No.57183462]

>>57183448
>honestly I think it's over, nobody uses Iphones anymore
Yeah they buy Xiaomi instead. Best bang for your buck.

[Anonymous No.57183461]

>>57183430
This nigga pays to post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.57183463]

>>57183440
probably yea. As long as women out there will buy iphones apple will never die.

[Anonymous No.57183477]

>>57183454
>Satanic shit!

[Anonymous No.57183478]

>>57183440
They'll limp along like in the 90s until the next paradigm shift swallows them or they get Steve Jobs back.

[Anonymous No.57183481]

>>57183460
Fucking glowie wars.

[Anonymous No.57183484]

Who told me to buy BEX yesterday? I'm BLEEDING

[Anonymous No.57183490]

>>57183460
>Turf war between glow faction A and glow faction B
WE HAD A LITTLE ARGUMENT

[Anonymous No.57183492]

>>57183458
being a chinaman must really suck. Did they not even strap that shit? lol

[Anonymous No.57183501]

Ok I bought some shares in Rumble Ticker: RUM. Now we have to convince rocker to post the /smg/ updates on Rumble the Yugoslav glowie commie video sharing platform.

[Anonymous No.57183505]

>>57183492
How would you walk into a four way intersection between two four lane divided highways that a truck is going through and expect not to die? The pedestrian is completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.57183536]

>>57183257
You got too cocky

[Anonymous No.57183538]

>>57183490
Is that why you slap my market around in public?

[Anonymous No.57183540]

>>57183492
>chinaman must really suck
Yeah now post a highly melanated person in America, committing murder in the first degree over a pair of sneakers.

[Anonymous No.57183543]

>>57183505
hes on a motorcycle of some sort and is either trying to make a left or merge into the other lane? I dunno they seem to just do whatever when it comes to traffic...which is probably one reason why they die a lot.

[Anonymous No.57183545]

>>57183538
I GOT A THREAD TO RUN.

[Mairon No.57183568]

>>57183501

[Anonymous No.57183576]

>>57183538
Hey BOBO didnt mean nothin' by that! We're GOOD frens! Tell em' BOBO

[Anonymous No.57183578]

>>57183568
Don't you laugh at me. You better be on the job trying to convince Rocker to post the /smg/ updates on the Yugoslav glowie communist video-sharing platform known as Rumble, or else...

[Anonymous No.57183583]

>>57183430
>>57183461
>2017 was 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.57183590]

>>57183501
Rum is my ethical investment- I will never sell. Sure they will be the new Youtube in 5 years, but i invest in them because it is like investing to help save the 1st amendment.

[Anonymous No.57183592]

>bonds
anyone buy em? thinking about buying some and just holding to maturity but I'm a total newbie

[Anonymous No.57183595]

>>57183583

[Anonymous No.57183596]

>>57183583
>2017 was 7 years ago
What the fuck...

[Mairon No.57183602]

>>57183578

[Anonymous No.57183613]

>>57183590
>Something something the freedom of speech.
Just remember Rumble is ran by Yugoslav glownigger commies.

[Anonymous No.57183622]

>>57183602
>>57183596

7 years, 7 years is all that I can spare

[Anonymous No.57183626]

>Me when you give me marginally good stock advice

[Anonymous No.57183628]

>>57183613
>glownigger commies.
Miss information attempt:
>Failed

https://rumble.com/v44zmv3-alex-jones-debates-messianic-jew-who-believes-he-has-discovered.html

[Anonymous No.57183629]

bot day
bot thread
bot market
bot life
bot bot

[Mairon No.57183636]

>>57183622
Do you take your ideas from comic book villains?

[Anonymous No.57183641]

>>57183626
And which poster gave you this "magically good stock advice"?

[Mairon No.57183650]

>>57183641
The ZIM chad

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57183654]

>>57183505
>walk
he's clearly riding a unicycle

[Anonymous No.57183658]

>ON

[Anonymous No.57183662]

>>57183636
Wesker is no comic book villain. Don't you try dragging me down to comic book guys just because this is an anime board and some constantly post anime waifus

[Anonymous No.57183666]

>>57183622
>7 years
sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-she-shee-shheee-shhheee-SHEMITAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57183668]

QS with another hype pump. One of my favorite recurring shorts.

[Anonymous No.57183675]

>>57183666
Wew checked Satan

[Anonymous No.57183677]

>>57183628
I gave you the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
>>57183650
ZIM is a sell buddy ok, this is the top.

[Anonymous No.57183684]

The Mag 7 becomes the LAG 7.

[Anonymous No.57183688]

made moves. short sept. $65 intc calls as well.

[Mairon No.57183695]

>>57183662
Cope and Seeth Wesker

[Anonymous No.57183722]

>>57182588

LONG MINERS!

[Mairon No.57183734]

>>57183677
>ZIM is a sell buddy ok, this is the top.
Say it ain't so.

[Anonymous No.57183740]

>>57183002
I'll stay comfy with my divy.

[Anonymous No.57183749]

did bobos enjoy their two red days?? lol

[Anonymous No.57183754]

new

>>57183746
>>57183746
>>57183746

[Anonymous No.57183758]

>>57183749
the day is still young mumu

[Anonymous No.57183775]

>>57183749
ohh? you think his bobo'ing days are done do you?

[Anonymous No.57183782]

>>57183758
we are going sideways. next is up again. better close shorts.

[QANON No.57184124]

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[Anonymous No.57184768]

Is trading options the only real way to make solid stock market gains if you don't have a large amount of capital to start with?

[Anonymous No.57185093]

>>57182038
where do i acquire this

[Anonymous No.57185335]

>>57184768
No. That's gambling what little you have away like 90%+ of the idiots here. Stick it in a nice stodgey mutual fund and add to it whenever you can.