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57186629 No.57186629 [Reply] [Original]

I hired a private investigator(I paid 50k) and find that my dad has 25 million worth of properties and 100 million worth of stock

How should i obtain it to satisfy my pleasure?

Family dont give me shit

I dont give a fuck about my next generation either

i plan to use 10% as health insurance and 50% to fuck women and 40% for material goods

>> No.57186652

>>57186629
if I had a fat ugly son like you I would beat the living shit out of you daily

>> No.57186661

>>57186652
i will take whats mine and bury you under

>> No.57186667

Kill yourself

>> No.57186685

>>57186667
i will experience the world to the fullest and watch it burn

>> No.57186708

lol do americans really

>> No.57186720

>>57186629
Don't do it Mr. Hunter

>> No.57186724

>>57186708
we want instant gratification

no one wants you if ur old lmao

litterally YOLO

>> No.57186765

>>57186629
be careful

>> No.57187750

>>57186629
unbelievably based and hedonism-pilled
as Benjamin Franklin once said, wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it
OP deserves the money more than his miserly father

>> No.57187803

>>57186629
you cant do shit to get it. unless youre talking about murder in which case youre obviously the first suspect so you arent getting away with it, and even if you did theres no chance hes leaving anything to you kek

>> No.57187927

You wasted 50k on a sleuth? If you used your brain and bet it on a good shitcoin you would have been almost as rich as him by now.
Also, having that much for pi means you're rich enough to have a comfortable life.
Whats your networth, ungrateful son?
You can't get away with murder. Hitmen are not as reliable as they used to be. Most of them are undercovers. Get a death note and write his name is your only option

>> No.57188084

>>57186629
Worst larp I've ever read, kill yourself

>> No.57188097

My dad is the CEO of Nintendo and all he’s leaving me is a fucking Sega genesis in the will. Fuck that nigga

>> No.57188164

My dad just flew over my house!

>> No.57188201

>>57186629
Wait until he passes away then if he doesn't pass on any of that to you challenge the will in court.

>> No.57188215

I hope your dad lives to be 100 so you don’t inherit shit until you’re in your 60s.

>> No.57188270

>>57188097
Longest ID I've ever seen

>> No.57188315

>>57188270
It just got to many ms, anon.

>> No.57189204

>>57187927
yeah like a bitcoin

>> No.57189210

Start sucking up to him because if you are not careful, he is going to leave it all to a charity to spite all you ungrateful cucks.

>> No.57189215

>>57189210
he did say that

>> No.57189330

>>57186629
if i had a loser son like you who spends 50k for a "investigation" i'd hire goons for 50k and beat the everliving shit out of him
>i plan to use 10% as health insurance and 50% to fuck women and 40% for material goods
be sure to upload some webms anon

>> No.57189545

hey op
suck my big penis faggot lmao

>> No.57189858

>>57186629
so fucking cringe

>> No.57189886

>>57186629
nice larp