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I'm 18. How can I convinced employers of white collar jobs that I'm not retarded (aside from college degree)?

>> No.57195947
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>>57195930
>How can I convinced employers I'm not retarded

>> No.57195964

>>57195930
Tell them you post on 4chan that always helps

>> No.57195999

Dress nice, learn something about the company before the interview, and ensure your answers to their questions show your value.

>> No.57196014

Learn to spell

>> No.57196111

Damn, imagine being 18 and realizing jobs actually require skills for.the first time. Did you know there's other towns outside of the one you were born with? And some countries dont even speak your language.

>> No.57196594

>>57195930
Unironically shake their hands firmly while maintaining eye contact

Fuck I hate boomers

>> No.57196755

>>57196111
they don't though, unless you count soft skills, in which case, how do I convince them I have soft skills, and are you really saying you can get a 9-5 office job with benefits just off of soft skills alone?

>> No.57196802

>>57196755
>could I really be a 9-5 office slave if I work toward that?

bro dream bigger cause that shit is suicide fuel

>> No.57197536

>>57195930
Nepotism

>> No.57197546

>>57195930
Be handsome

>> No.57197564

>>57195930
by getting skills that are in high demand.

>> No.57197576

Nepotism is probably the only way unless you have +1M stack overflow points or something.

>> No.57197941

>>57195930
Nepotism and good looks are the only way.

>> No.57198912

>>57195930
No one really wants to work with an 18 year old. Everyone hates getting old and seeing someone young reminds people of how misserable they are and/or how much they have failed in life. Whatever you do, avoid unskilled labor. Take a pay cut now to get an intership/apprentice position and get skills to move up.

>> No.57198933

>>57195930
be black and identify as a lesbian
it's a cheat code to meet your employer's Inclusion, Equity, and Diversity requirements
and if you claim to be a religious minority such as a muslim, it will be much better for the IED

>> No.57198938

>>57197576
absolutely

>> No.57198943

>>57198933
Checked kekked and true