/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57323019]

Its over

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57321232

[Anonymous No.57323025]

>"Soft landing"
>"We're expecting fed to cut rates"
>"Inflation will be transitory"
>"Wage inflation is going lower"
>"We EXPECT"
>"2024 MIGHT see slowing demand"
>"We are of course making all of these blindly opmitistic claims for YOUR benefit"
Yada yada yada, its the same song over and over again; market makers and their information dopers gently guiding the gullible cattle to the buthcery with colorful, soothing narratives like a mother singing nightly lullabies to her baby to make it sleep so she can go fuck Jerome in peace. Wake up to reality. You can never trust these fuckers and their catchphrases. Youre exit liquidity for the most insane bubble ever created.
Go fuck yourselves disgusting, lying jews. Your time is up and everyone is tired of your shannanigans. Im all-long in chemicals, Zyklon B to be specific.

[Anonymous No.57323029]

>*farts*

[Anonymous No.57323030]

YEA BOI

[Anonymous No.57323032]

>You guys wanna get the band back together?
>for ols time sakes?

[Anonymous No.57323034]

Sell while you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqfXu5X40wE

[Anonymous No.57323037]

>BABA
>JD
>TENCENT

bros, I can't contain the slurp in me any longer

[Anonymous No.57323038]

Why does anon keep believing in LLY?

[Anonymous No.57323040]

brutal for godl

[Anonymous No.57323043]

>>57323025
Chud index is flashing bottom signals

[Anonymous No.57323046]

>>57322275
>it executes and i get my money back
wrong you lost $0.65 per contract in fees on the buy side and another $0.65 per contract on the sell side. Thanks for playing goyim

[Anonymous No.57323048]

>>57323025
Also

[Anonymous No.57323049]

SAVE coming back bigger and better! They'll merge with JetBlue or FUBU and be fine.

[Anonymous No.57323054]

>>57323030
I would eat her poop and suck her daddies dick she so hot

[Anonymous No.57323055]

>>57323025
>MFW they double reverse it and fleece all the doomers

[Anonymous No.57323063]

it's over

[Anonymous No.57323068]

>>57323054
Is this a tiktok cap for ants?

[Anonymous No.57323076]

>>57323025
>Im all-long in chemicals, Zyklon B to be specific
um jewbros? how we feelin about this?

[Anonymous No.57323077]

>>57323054
What? She’s mid

[Anonymous No.57323079]

it's almost payout season, divvy bros. gonna slurp up some tasty dips as they hit the balance

[Anonymous No.57323084]

>>57323019
Whats with this drop on most of my stocks. I aint panicking just some stocks are reaching new bottoms by the day, and I cant really drop the entire blame on US cuts not materializing. I mean these assets I dont use, so I hold and hope for soon recovery.

[Anonymous No.57323102]

>>57323049
This. So much this.
Judge Young is laying a trap for the shorts and they fell for it. He will approve the appeal.

[Anonymous No.57323106]

>DWAC +20%
>YANG +10%

Good to be team MAGA. SUCK IT DAVOS-XI

[Anonymous No.57323110]

>>57323077
fr fr she's no zendaya on god

[Anonymous No.57323112]

>>57323048
Did you just suck your own dick?

[Anonymous No.57323114]

>>57323077
ong fr??????? no cap you be sussin rn fr lowkey

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323115]

>>57323106
I DID THAT

[Anonymous No.57323116]

How will electing Trump or Biden effect the stock market? Incel ideologues need not respond

[Anonymous No.57323117]

>>57323049
>That wig

I just became even more bearish

[Anonymous No.57323122]

>>57323025
They have kept this shit propped up more than anyones guess, but we're near the end game this bubble will pop in nominal or in inflation adjusted terms.

[Anonymous No.57323123]

>>57323054
>suck her daddies dick
i dont understand this negro phrase

[Anonymous No.57323127]

>>57323122
>or in inflation adjusted terms
Meaning the market will pump. Just give up bobo

[Anonymous No.57323130]

I will BUY this
And i will READ this

[Anonymous No.57323131]

>>57323037
Based.

[Anonymous No.57323134]

i slurped natty gas again

[Anonymous No.57323135]

green eod

[Anonymous No.57323141]

Nice doom posting. Looks like we are gonna pump until close now. How do y’all time the bullshit so well?

[Anonymous No.57323147]

Wtf is wrong with soxl? Why won't it go down?

[Anonymous No.57323148]

>>57323116
Neither will have an effect except on Chinks since both are trying to out "anti-China" each other during the campaign. After Taiwan's election they can't look weak now. YANG is gonna moon.

[Anonymous No.57323149]

>>57323127
Is could pump like the Turkish or Argentine market where the currency collapses faster than stocks rise, you end up losing money in real terms.

[Anonymous No.57323155]

>>57323030
why you put that woman's face over Elon?

[Anonymous No.57323167]

>>57323032
i think the normies are gone lets fuck some sisters. call the gang

[Anonymous No.57323169]

I'm so fucking tired of this market pumping everyday.
Even on red days it pumps.
Go down you gay nigger bitch.

[Anonymous No.57323171]

>>57323149
Okay but that's still bullish for stocks and line will still be going up. There are no scenarios where stocks go down.
Deflation = rate cuts = pump
Inflation = higher revenue = pump

[Anonymous No.57323174]

>>57323155
>Elon
Huh? I'm not gay for South African spergs.

[Anonymous No.57323176]

>>57323130
2 MILLION COPIES IN LE HECKIN PRINTERINO
OMG

[Anonymous No.57323179]

>>57323169
why would you want to lose money

[Anonymous No.57323182]

So Tesla is going to slurp back into the 100´s again like in May last year?

[Anonymous No.57323185]

>>57323174
Those are long fingers for a gurl

[Anonymous No.57323187]

>>57323176
2 MILLION AND 1
since i ordered 1 copy for me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57323188]

>>57323171
it's not okay, stocks will go down because of the dei, esg, wokism, open borders, ww3, population decline, and castration of children.

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323189]

>>57323122
WAIT UNTIL THE MARKET JUST KEEPS GOING HIGHER DRAGGING THE CORPSES OF EVERY RETARD NEWBIE WHO KEEPS BLOWING THEIR MONEY BUYING PUTS BECAUSE THE THINK THE MARKET IS "FAKE AND GAY"
THESE ARE THE TRICKS THE JEWS PLAY TO STEAL YOUR MONEY

[Anonymous No.57323196]

>>57323185
Yeah, it's creepy.

[Anonymous No.57323198]

tsla below 200 weeks MA. time to accumulate

[Anonymous No.57323199]

so oil is going to bounce to 79 now eh

[Anonymous No.57323217]

>>57323174
>>57323185
>>57323196

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323220]

>>57323198
YEAH THIS IS EXACTLY THE TIME YOU DONT BUY KIKESLA

[Anonymous No.57323221]

>>57323179
some of us just wanna see sex-havers lose everything they have, so they also know what it's like to be powerless and poor like us. Praying for a crash
Praying for a vulcanic eruption
Praying for the electrical grid to shut off
Praying for a tsunami
Praying for a mega earthquake
Praying for a nuclear disaster
Praying for WW3
Praying for the world to end
Praying for a stock market collapse
Praying for the real estate market to implode
Praying to have everyone fall to my level

[Anonymous No.57323226]

>>57323188
The DEI bubble is actually the only threat to stocks. Cascading 737 MAX type events everywhere all the time because companies decided to hire women and Jamal for every position

[Anonymous No.57323230]

SBUX below 200 weeks MA

[Anonymous No.57323231]

>>57323221
I spend my days on /smg/, bold of you to belive I'm a sex haver tbdesu

[Anonymous No.57323235]

QRTEA GOLDEN CROSS ON THE DAILY LFGGGGGGGGG HOME SHOPPING NETWORK BROS

[Anonymous No.57323236]

>>57323217
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.57323240]

>>57323221
Nothing ever happens.

Have sex. Its literally as easy as getting a girl drunk and having some things to talk about

[Anonymous No.57323243]

Why didn't I get out of bed early and buy the dip...

[Anonymous No.57323247]

TMUS gamma squeezing

[Anonymous No.57323248]

Fuck it I won’t troll. I like the double top from Dec to January. But I really like the double top from 2022 to 2024. I like the gap open this morning. I like that March opex first started when markets were a lot further down. I like all the gaps that got made on the way up to this recent high. I like that the fed said they’d prbly have to cut rates this year. I like all the wars and turmoil. I like China collapsing. I like biden economics. There I said it.

[Anonymous No.57323250]

>>57323243
it's dipping again

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323254]

>>57323243
EVERY RED CANDLE IS THE NEXT BEST DIP BUY FREN
AT LEAST UNTIL THE JEWS STOP DOING IT

[Anonymous No.57323264]

AAPL goin lower

[Anonymous No.57323269]

>>57323198
They are still lowering their prices. Demand will be falling. Rental companies ditching EVs, normies alike. Gas is going up. Nowhere but down for Tesla.

[Anonymous No.57323277]

LLAP bros?

[Anonymous No.57323278]

XOP bear trap

[Anonymous No.57323279]

>>57323187
>since i ordered 1 copy for me
they didnt print you a special copy anon.
>a random walk down wallstreet
>hey there's the eruv wire!
>hey there's the tunnel entrance
Jews

[Anonymous No.57323291]

>>57323049
cnbc just said bankruptcy is possible.

[Anonymous No.57323293]

IWM rebound

[Anonymous No.57323297]

>>57323264
This Jewess makes me so hard

[Anonymous No.57323304]

>>57323264
this is the one that got diddle by an ai right

[Anonymous No.57323307]

GO DOWN
FUCK ALL MUMUS

[Anonymous No.57323310]

>>57323220
>>57323269
you are all so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.57323311]

>>57323277
Scam "company" full of colorful lies

[Anonymous No.57323315]

>>57323269
Sweet, hopefully Elon will keep spouting dumb shit on X and the price goes further lower.

[Anonymous No.57323319]

>>57323310
10 post by this ID with 79 replies my guy needs to be muted

[Anonymous No.57323325]

>>57323310
Capped for future cyber-bullying

[Anonymous No.57323330]

>>57323171
Deflation EPS goes down stocks go down the whole system liquidates basically. you lose money in nominal terms
Inflation your stock rises but the currency depreciates faster than your stocks rises and you lose money in real terms.

[Anonymous No.57323332]

>>57323243
could be like me and get up a 3 to slurp a dip and slurp way to fucking early...cause why the fuck wouldnt the stock drop almost 9% from close?

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323338]

>>57323310
DUNNO BRO WHEN YOU GO BELOW THE 200 THAT USUALLY MEANS BAD TIMES ARE AHEAD FOR A WHILE ON TESLA

[Anonymous No.57323343]

>>57323319
>my guy
go back you filthy commie

[Anonymous No.57323345]

Every "finance" youtube channel in my country shills investing into an MSCI World ETF because "muh diversification"
Almost 70% of the average World ETF consists of US stocks

should I just buy a leveraged S&P500 ETF?

[Anonymous No.57323349]

>>57323345
Not yet, but yes.

[Anonymous No.57323355]

I have BOTH, AMD and china stocks.

[Anonymous No.57323357]

>>57323345
Tecl

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323359]

>>57323345
NEVER BUY ANYTHING ONLY SELL THINGS YOU DONT OWN TO IDIOT BUYERS

[Anonymous No.57323361]

The American public has a very short attention span so the illuminati wont crash the market until right before the election.

[Anonymous No.57323364]

crypto
bulls
get
slaughtered

[Anonymous No.57323369]

>>57323338
>>57323343
you know what enron musk is a genius actually hes gonna tank the price down to 60 so he can get his 25% back

[Anonymous No.57323373]

>>57323279
prove it

[Anonymous No.57323375]

>>57323361
>the illuminati
nobody goes there anymore

[Anonymous No.57323377]

>>57323319
bernie sanders supporter detected

[Anonymous No.57323379]

>>57323277
one was here early to cope with the morning coffee about their order book.
it won't matter, share count will double.

[Anonymous No.57323381]

>>57323345
>Every "finance" youtube channel
I just can't escape the notion that if you were good at finance, why would you have a youtube channel?

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323382]

>>57323369
ELON ALSO DENOUNCES THE TALMUD WHICH MEANS THE JEWS ARE ATTACKING HIS GROSSLY OVERPRICED COMPANY
TESLA ISNT BIGGER THAN THE ENTIRE AMERICAN AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY SO ITS PROBABLY TIME FOR THAT TO BE REFLECTED IN THE STOCK

[Anonymous No.57323383]

[Anonymous No.57323388]

>They think the debt bubble already popped.

[Anonymous No.57323403]

>>57323382
You’re such a clear inverse

[Anonymous No.57323404]

>>57323381
Finance youtube channels earn the most ad revenue per click of all the categories. If you think you're able to grow a channel then it's financially a wise decision. It also means most of them are charlatans who are able to bullshit their way to high sub counts. There are some diamonds in the rough though, like ImamTrading

[Anonymous No.57323407]

>>57323369
>>57323382
thanks just bought more. everything is a scam you flithy midwits. if you cant take the heat get outta the kitchen

[Anonymous No.57323410]

>>57323171
>deflation = rate cuts = pump

do mumus actually believe this?

[Anonymous No.57323415]

>>57323404
ImanTrading*

[Anonymous No.57323419]

>>57323388
>yfw the debt bubble finally becomes sentient

[Anonymous No.57323423]

>>57323364
haven't you heard? upcoming fundamentals are super bullish for rainbow funtime farttokens

[Anonymous No.57323424]

>>57323345
>Almost 70% of the average World ETF consists of US stocks
Should be 100%

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323431]

>>57323403
>>57323407
AND TOMORROW YOULL DISAPPEAR AND NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT INVERSING ME FAILED AS YOU GO BACK TO MCDONALDS
ILL ALWAYS BE HERE TO SELL YOU THE OPTIONS YOU DESIRE WHEN YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK COMES IN

[Anonymous No.57323433]

>that morning doomp turned out to be fucking nothing
yawn

[Anonymous No.57323448]

>>57323419

[Anonymous No.57323449]

>>57323431
thanks already made x3 on nvda weeklies i bought at open and closed 1 hour later

[Anonymous No.57323450]

>>57323431
I eat quarter pounders like you for breakfast

[Anonymous No.57323460]

>>57323433
if you'd read this thread, you'd know that we will see a crash unlike anything we've ever seen before. It'll happen this year, the earth is shaking, you can feel it in the air

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323470]

>>57323449
BRO YOU KNOW WE CAN ALL CHECK THE OPTIONS CHAIN RIGHT AND SHOW THAT YOU LITERALLY JUST LIED RIGHT THERE

[Anonymous No.57323482]

>>57323448
>this pic
kek

[Anonymous No.57323497]

OH FOR FUCK SAKE I WAS POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD
>>57323322
>>57323412
>>57323454

[Anonymous No.57323508]

A 50% stock market crash is exaggerated, that would take us below to lower lows than in the pandemic. when it´s been almost 4 years. Worst case scenario it´is only slightly worse than 1929.

[Anonymous No.57323515]

>>57323497
retard baker split the thread

[Anonymous No.57323517]

>>57323497
based retard

[Anonymous No.57323518]

God Kate on CNBC could get it over and over and over again

[Anonymous No.57323523]

>>57323508
>A 50% stock market crash

[Anonymous No.57323526]

>>57323518
>doesn’t post a flattering pic
you suck

[Anonymous No.57323529]

>>57323235
Ok, but the CEO *is* black.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57323531]

>>57323518
>not watching Fox Business
kys

[Anonymous No.57323537]

What even is the nasdaq or s&p 500?

[Anonymous No.57323543]

>>57323497
We can recycle that one later

[Anonymous No.57323552]

>>57323508
technical analysis™ tells me we'll dump to between 3600 and 1600

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323564]

>>57323537
BASICALLY JUST NVIDIA AT THIS POINT

[Anonymous No.57323566]

>>57323537
I believe they are very old wooden ships

[Anonymous No.57323571]

>>57323531
>not monitoring 7 streams in 4 different languages

[Anonymous No.57323572]

>>57323552
...but from where? :^)

[Anonymous No.57323574]

>>57323552
front run the 3600 dip buyers at 4700

[Anonymous No.57323577]

>>57323552
That's assuming the US has fundamentally improved since the last time it was at the trendline.

What if its fundamentals have gotten worse?

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323583]

>>57323552
PROBLEM IS THE NEXT BIG DUMP IS LITERALLY WHEN THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM CRUMBLES, SEVERAL COUNTRIES GO BANKRUPT, WW3 STARTS, AND WE HAVE A BLACK FEMALE PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.57323589]

>Lily in RED
>NOVO in GREEN

Told you talentless imbeciles to buy THE SUPERIOR CHOICE.

[Anonymous No.57323595]

>mfw I dumped all my oil at 72.008 and now it's dumping

[Anonymous No.57323598]

>>57323537
well... during the smartphone era (2008 to around 2021) Apple pretty much was "the economy".
now that the smartphone era is over, the "blockchain" era didn't last long it's all about muh AI which means that eventually Nvidia will become the economy.

[Anonymous No.57323604]

NVAX bros the squeeze still hasnt squoze right?

[Anonymous No.57323605]

is this harby?
https://stocktwits.com/Retire_By_2025

[Anonymous No.57323618]

>>57323345
Yes but don’t buy a leveraged fund

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57323627]

>>57323577
>What if its fundamentals have gotten worse?
Fundamentals have gotten better. Diversity Equity and Inclusion are at all time highs, and the Environment is on a better path now than it was when Trump left office.

[Anonymous No.57323631]

for as full-retard-strong the vault upwards since the end of October '23 has been,
this "stalling" can't even be called a pullback or retracement.
as of now there is no sell pressure. none...

[Anonymous No.57323634]

>>57323345
sell UPRO puts

[Anonymous No.57323642]

>>57323382
thanks, gurgavermin

[Anonymous No.57323643]

>>57323595
>Brown ID

[Anonymous No.57323644]

MARA holders right now

[Anonymous No.57323648]

>>57323627
I will remind you the US also now has far more Palestinians than back then, Baggie, you greasy Jew.

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323659]

HEIGHTENED JEWISH MARKET ACTIVITY DETECTED

[Anonymous No.57323661]

>>57323404
>>57323415
honestly would rather watch imams trade than some "i, man" pencildick who's got an infatuation with ancient greeks or whatever that's supposed to be

[Anonymous No.57323667]

>>57323659
Based noticer

[Anonymous No.57323670]

>>57323659
OK bro. you win. what is the best stock to short right now?

[Anonymous No.57323675]

>>57323670
Any of the Fag 7

[Anonymous No.57323676]

>>57323659
thanks for the heads up fren. here king, you dropped this

[Anonymous No.57323680]

>>57323661
he exposes furus

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57323681]

>>57323648
And I will remind you that Israel has far more Palestine than back then too.

[Anonymous No.57323683]

>>57323349
when? how do you know you arent the retard buying before a big crash and how do you know you arent the retard waiting 10 years for a big crash

[Anonymous No.57323687]

>>57323670
Nintendo

[Anonymous No.57323689]

>>57323604
>side nod

[Anonymous No.57323692]

>>57323537
People think of them as vehicles of guarenteed profits.

[Anonymous No.57323694]

What news caused this dump? There isn't any is there?

[Anonymous No.57323696]

if the market is gonna crash bad then why are my PLTR call options healing?

[Anonymous No.57323708]

>>57323696
>if the market is gonna crash bad then why are my PLTR call options healing?
how deep is the cut, though?

[Anonymous No.57323711]

Is /smg/ ready for disclosure? They can’t put a lid on this one.

[Anonymous No.57323713]

>>57323683
There's enough cash sitting on the sideline at this point that any major dump, assuming you aren't using leverage and just hold assets, would probably recover faster than any market crash in the history of market crashes. Nothing ever happens if you're not gambling.

[Anonymous No.57323712]

>>57323683
You won't know. hence why its a black swan(unpredictable)

[Anonymous No.57323718]

>>57323683
You don’t, it’s called taking a risk and if you cant deal with it investing is not for you

[Anonymous No.57323724]

>SPY
>-0.60%
its over

[Anonymous No.57323725]

>>57323711
what's in his portfolio?

[Anonymous No.57323728]

>>57323247
how the fuck does he do it?

[Anonymous No.57323733]

>>57323694
How can you be so clueless
Look at the world around you dumbass

[Anonymous No.57323735]

>>57323627
>Diversity Equity and Inclusion are at all time highs,
>silicon valley imploded, two banks gone, 6-figure layoffs, thousands of startups wiped off the map
>cybertruck flop
>solar energy industry completely collapsed
>GPT revenue a complete myth

>and the Environment is on a better path now than it was when Trump left office.
>uranium on its way to $1000

unironically true, actually

[KIKE MARKET ALERT SYSTEM No.57323742]

>>57323670
THE MARKET IS TOO JEWISH TODAY TRY AGAIN LATER

[Anonymous No.57323744]

>>57323711
what in the name of piss is this supposed to be

[Anonymous No.57323746]

Sold all my stock and tethered up in December.
Trading shitcoins on Sol.
It ain't gonna be a good few months, guys.

[Anonymous No.57323750]

>>57323711
is that bigfoot?

[Anonymous No.57323755]

>>57323718
Timing is everything. Id rather miss gains all the time and be CASH loaded during a big one.

[Anonymous No.57323756]

>>57323680
what even the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.57323758]

>>57323711
Looks like the blackheads I pull out and look at with a jeweler's loupe.

[Anonymous No.57323762]

>>57323733
>How can you be so clueless
>Look at the world around you dumbass

[Anonymous No.57323767]

so is this shitty as thinkorswim platform schwab forced me onto completely incapable of making an order with a set exit price or am i just dumb?

[Anonymous No.57323776]

>>57323694
it's probably just the inflation rate in Canada and the US rising, which means the gamble that interest rates will fall very soon failed, so the market is reacting accordingly

[Anonymous No.57323781]

>>57323756
welcome, newfag

[Anonymous No.57323782]

>>57323762
based yahoo chart user

[Anonymous No.57323787]

that's it
I'm tethering my Nvidia shares
go on without me

[Anonymous No.57323798]

>>57323762

[Anonymous No.57323802]

A YIELD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.57323806]

what is the afternoon play today bros? should i just go coom and play vidya?

[Anonymous No.57323810]

>>57323787
MSFT to 500$ after earnings in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.57323811]

>>57323806
Yes but coom with fantasy, not with porn.

[Anonymous No.57323814]

>>57323787
Sour hour? why the lemons? whats the thought behind this

[Anonymous No.57323817]

> literally every single non-meme stock in the red
> meme stocks all up 2-10%
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.57323821]

>>57323798
>>57323802
That was a comical coincidence

[Anonymous No.57323822]

>>57323806
Don't coom unless it's with your wife and open to procreation.

[Anonymous No.57323828]

>>57323781
>its just some dumb buzzword from only 3 years ago
>be so old that you look new again to anyone who isn't your age
yeah great thanks life is terrible today

[Anonymous No.57323831]

>>57323776
>which means the gamble that interest rates will fall very soon
always remember that
>muh rate cuts
are a dogwhistle for
>le imminent return of QE (primarily Fed balance sheet expansion).
falling interest rates are only a byproduct.

[Anonymous No.57323833]

>>57323817
crash imminent. at least -30% over the next 2 months, you have been warned

[Anonymous No.57323836]

>>57323814
Yup, things will be sour for quite some time now

[Anonymous No.57323841]

>>57323828
sorry for your losses, anon. have you tried buying some NVDA?

[Anonymous No.57323847]

All in on TZA?

[Anonymous No.57323850]

This has to be illegal? I'm losing actual unrealized gains.

[Anonymous No.57323853]

>>57323643
rgb(115, 45, 45) is a desaturated red akshually

[Anonymous No.57323865]

TSLA boudda break that intraday wedge to the upside

[Anonymous No.57323872]

>>57323841
i don't have any losses i grew 16% last year
i still have some paper CNOOC stock certificates from 2008 in a drawer somewhere
maybe if i take a horse and carriage to wall street i can trade them for some of this en vee dee ay you speak of

[Anonymous No.57323873]

>>57323767
You're just dumb. Your default order is probably OCO bracket.

[Anonymous No.57323885]

so its just impossible to place a buy order at a specific price with an automatic exit order? google isnt helping me thats the only reason i'm asking you idiots

[Anonymous No.57323886]

>>57323872
>i still have some paper CNOOC stock certificates
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.57323888]

Owari da bullboi

[Anonymous No.57323919]

>>57323811
>>57323822
>no porn
>no coom
this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.57323922]

>>57323872
>CNOOC stock certificates
Based. CNOOC is delisted from NYSE you need to go to Hong Kong to trade them, and also it could be possible that's illegal for you to own them if you're American, I think there was a bank.

[Anonymous No.57323930]

>all stocks are in red
>except for aymd, which is what it keeps me in green

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57323936]

How come there's always tons of selling pressure when ever (((they))) get together for some meeting? Like remember last time we got fucked in Jackson's Hole and now we're getting fucked by (((them))) in Davos. I'm detecting a pattern of market kikery and (((their))) get togethers.

[Anonymous No.57323947]

>>57323885
Right click on a chart and "buy custom" you fuckin gorilla nigger.

[Anonymous No.57323970]

>>57323936
to breed out whiteness and ensure we don't get girlfriends, bro

[Anonymous No.57323972]

>dxy
https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4?si=RtWOcVUvyQfmtVQp

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57323983]

>>57323970
I have a gf though.

[Anonymous No.57323996]

>>57323983
gross

[Anonymous No.57324003]

>>57323947
that just gets me the browser right click menu of save image and shiiiieeeeet but i figured it out anyways thanks for saving my black ass white boi

[Anonymous No.57324014]

I'm in vacations. What is everything dumping?

[Anonymous No.57324021]

>>57324014
Because she cannae pump no more, cap'n.

[Anonymous No.57324022]

>>57323983
gooks dont count
go to colombia and get a latina waifu like all my real GTE investors

[Anonymous No.57324027]

post climate change stocks to short (besides tsla the only real one)

[Anonymous No.57324034]

>>57324014
Will-they-or-won't-they-cut-rates memery instance #287

[Anonymous No.57324038]

Trust the plan

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57324042]

>>57324022
latinas turn into land whales at 30 or after 1 child, my gookfu is going to be fit and look young until she's 90.

[Anonymous No.57324045]

>>57324003
>browser trading
You are the blackest gorilla nigger I have ever engaged. You are so black physicists use you as a model of radiation emission and absorption.

[Anonymous No.57324046]

>>57324042
>my gookfu
how is your gookfu baggot?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57324056]

>>57324046
She is with her dying mother in Korea.

[Anonymous No.57324068]

>>57323822

You are forgetting based Luther in your pic

[Anonymous No.57324071]

>>57324045
yea well if you're so smart drag my dumbass out of the stone age i don't know what to do schwab forced me into thinkorswim I had a good time losing a lot of money on streetsmartedge

[Anonymous No.57324073]

A lot of stocks looking bearish on the the 1 month charts. Shit is not bussin. I'm being deadass, on god.

[Anonymous No.57324079]

>>57324071
>streetsmartedge
Real talk nigga I loved that Windows 98 shit. Just download ToS.

[Anonymous No.57324083]

>>57324042
gooks are crazy ugly tho

[Anonymous No.57324101]

>>57324068
what was his beef with the catholics again? sounds pretty based

[Anonymous No.57324102]

>>57324042
what about asian latinas?
what are good south american stocks btw?

[Anonymous No.57324103]

>he thought the markets would recover after the morning

[Anonymous No.57324117]

>>57324083
gooks are great if you get one with a perma loli body otherwise go latina. If she gets fat just start fucking her nieces

[Anonymous No.57324119]

>>57324101
peoples' money was going to Rome instead of him

[Anonymous No.57324122]

Finance/business media in my country are all screaming at the top of their lungs to sell and get out of China.

Are they right? Or is this the bottom?

[Anonymous No.57324126]

>>57324101
Back then the catholic church was in nearly complete control of economics and leeched of nobility, on top of treating peasants like mcdonald workers.

[Anonymous No.57324127]

>>57324102
FLBR

[Anonymous No.57324131]

Pic related is what I am investing in for the 'traditional investments' portion of my portfolio.
I wanted the total stock market, total property market, total bond market, for the cheapest cost.

Ratios are chosen to match the endowments of top US universities.

This is not including my 'alternative investments' stock, futures and options trading. 60% traditional, 40% alternative.

[Anonymous No.57324135]

>>57324101
papacy was infiltrated with kikes

[Anonymous No.57324140]

>>57324103
it's crazy to think about where we'll be in a month. -20% is entirely possible. Cash gang, rise up

[Anonymous No.57324141]

>>57324122
I've lost so much money on ASHR. What is their fucking deal

[Anonymous No.57324150]

And the most pathetic suckers rally of the decade comes to an end. Time for the real deal

[Anonymous No.57324152]

i think wall street should be taught the historical relevance of the guillotine, for purely educational purposes. who doesn't like history?

[Anonymous No.57324168]

>>57324102
>south american stocks
GXG

[Anonymous No.57324170]

>>57324101
He wanted to coom. No joke.

[Anonymous No.57324171]

>>57324140
Yep, I have the bulk of mine in money market funds while swinging NATGAS AND OIL with a portion.

[Anonymous No.57324176]

>bond auction

[Anonymous No.57324177]

>>57324131
what are those funds specifically in?

[Anonymous No.57324185]

>>57324102
>asian latinas
Anon, latinas and native americans are just browner asians. Hollywood can cast some random Thai girl for the new Yellowstone season and nobody bats an eye.

[Anonymous No.57324226]

>Atlanta Fed GDPNow
Are these niggas accurate?

[Anonymous No.57324235]

>>57324185
>Hollywood can cast some random Thai girl for the new Yellowstone season and nobody bats an eye.
thats because hollywood and it's mind rotted zombies are racist

[Anonymous No.57324242]

I'm formatting my ssd and reinstalling windows. Let me know if anything crazy happens while I'm offline.

[Anonymous No.57324249]

im broke again

[Anonymous No.57324250]

>>57324177
>VT: 98% of all stocks in the world
>REET: 96% of all REITs in the world (income producing real estate)
>BNDW: 98% of all investment grade bonds with greater than 1 year to expiry

[Anonymous No.57324262]

>>57324177
nvmnd 950pg book

imagine buying into 745 pages worth of bags

[Anonymous No.57324264]

>>57324242
Your machine has more than one drive... right?

[Anonymous No.57324266]

Why is the S&P dumping?

[Anonymous No.57324268]

>>57324131
why not have all vanguard? you can do 5% VNQ and 2.5% VNQI
I am OCD like that though and need my portfolios to have all the same fund company

[Anonymous No.57324282]

>>57324101
The black death and the crusades had a huge impact in medieval europe, it was the start of a shitload of fuckery that affected even the church. When people saw the clerics riding around with swords as if they were nobles (and the higher ups were indeed nobility) and then in a few years half of the entire contient died, leading to peasants revolts and wars such as the 100 years war, in which the church europe was divided between the church of Rome and Avignon, with the antipope crisis, a bunch of heresies started to sprout. The final straw that lead to the Lutheran heresy was the absolute fuckery that was entire Alexander the VI papacy.

[Anonymous No.57324288]

>>57324226
they sometimes gotta rope themselves in before the print, usually rosier side

[Anonymous No.57324295]

>>57324266
economy is crashing after everyone realized that there wouldn't be any rate cuts. The debt bubble is about to burst. High probability that S&P500 to be halved within the next two months, get out while you can, it's the big one.

[Anonymous No.57324307]

Time is racing toward us
'Til the Huns arrive
Heed my every order
And you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?

(Be a man)
We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[Anonymous No.57324309]

>>57324268
I didn't see that it existed.

[Anonymous No.57324323]

>>57324295
i've been bearish like this since 21 and i've ran out of money to short with now what

[Anonymous No.57324328]

What is the best AI to generate pictures of Taylor Swift, Robbie Margot and young Diana Riggs having a threesome?

[Anonymous No.57324329]

>>57324295
not going to happen in an election year. The powers at be wont let this market crash when people are hanging on by a thread and are ready to do violence.

[Anonymous No.57324334]

>>57324295
t. dude with $16m in VIX calls

[Anonymous No.57324337]

>>57324282
>the crusades
i recently learned about the catholic concept of plenary indulgences and i find the concept to be utter horseshit. I'm catholic myself but the whole concept of getting your time in purgatory reset is absurd. really the concept of purgatory is a bit absurd to me too

[Mairon No.57324339]

>>57324307
Lmaoooooooo

[Anonymous No.57324340]

>>57324309
id lean more toward US real estate. Like i said 5% and 2.5%

[Anonymous No.57324341]

>>57324323
should've waited till now. The earth is screaming out for blood, you can feel it in their air around you, in the way people are acting, in the way you dream and breathe. It's finally over. Thanks for playing, hope you prepared.

[Anonymous No.57324354]

>>57324341
umm i don't feel anything like that in the air. maybe get an air purifier?

[Anonymous No.57324357]

>>57324329
It sounds like you think the powers that be can control it, that they can stop this magnificent dump that is about to occur. You are woefully mistaken

[Anonymous No.57324364]

>>57324242
I never understood why people just baleet everything to reinstall Windows

[Anonymous No.57324380]

>>57324339

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you

[Anonymous No.57324385]

Can we please get 1 clean fucking move in either direction on the SPY this price action is like crawling through a tunnel in NYC.

[Anonymous No.57324386]

Where on earth did all you doomers come from?

[Anonymous No.57324392]

"The Wolf of Wall Street," is a terrible movie.

[Anonymous No.57324394]

>>57324337
It was like the stock market of it´s time, but instead of buying money you were buying spirituality, you were basically funding the church to do what it should, fund churches and charities, maybe arm a crusade. But that doesn't work when the institution is corrupt, and the Borgias were so corrupt that they are quite literally synonimous of corruption and nepotism, in fucking Italy of all places.

[Anonymous No.57324395]

>>57324385
>Can we please get 1 clean fucking move in either direction
t. straddle holder

[Anonymous No.57324399]

>>57324357
they do control it though lol you think this is a free market? ever heard of the FED?

[Anonymous No.57324400]

!!! music anon MIA !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZdZKolMIl0

twangatwangatwangatwanga

[Anonymous No.57324410]

Is it really over this time?

[Anonymous No.57324416]

>need to save for tax season but can't stop buying everything

[Anonymous No.57324425]

>>57324416
Just don't pay.

[Anonymous No.57324428]

>>57324386
just when you think you have killed us all, we reemerge from the shadows. we exit our hibernation caves and feast upon the greed and pride and lust of the mumu shits. you can never kill us mumu. best you can do is send us back to our caves for a time, only to reemerge stronger and hungrier than before.

[Anonymous No.57324429]

>>57324385
Everything is red. Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.57324431]

>>57324416
imagine doing and paying taxes instead of forcing the irs to come to you begging for scraps

[Anonymous No.57324432]

>>57324140
>>57324171
Whats the play, cashkings?

[Anonymous No.57324452]

>>57324364
Easy and quick way to clear all the crap off your system that windows accumulates. Best way is to have two drives. One for files and one for OS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57324453]

>>57324432
Well it sure as hell wasn't SPY calls today. I'm convinced today more than ever that this whole fucking system is rigged and (((they))) are out to get me.

[Anonymous No.57324461]

>Blinken stranded in Davos after modified Boeing plane suffers 'critical error': report

There is no way this is real, right?
Boeing themselves gotta be shorting and fucking shit up on purpose at this point

[Anonymous No.57324465]

>>57324429
IDK it's kind of dark in these tunnels. At least there are mattresses that I can sleep on for a rest, although quite dirty desu.

[Anonymous No.57324466]

>>57324453
>he didnt play both

[Anonymous No.57324469]

>>57324410
Small fake bump tomorrow. Friday is the sell off

[Anonymous No.57324474]

>>57324461
never attribute to malice what can be attributed to DEI hires and pajeets

[Anonymous No.57324487]

>>57324428
Very well. The market shall pump until morale deteriorates.

[Anonymous No.57324489]

>>57324056
Didn’t she do this like two years ago as well? Any good inheritance coming her way?

[Anonymous No.57324491]

>>57324469
Friday we will see at least -10% according to my calculations.

[Anonymous No.57324496]

>>57324474
what about malicious DEI hires and pajeets

[Anonymous No.57324504]

YOLO'd into SQQQ pray for me broherim

[Anonymous No.57324510]

>>57324496
when i find ants in my house, i think "ew I let ants get in" not "those evil ants are attacking me"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57324517]

>>57324489
>Any good inheritance coming her way?
Its complicated, and I think she's gonna get fucked.

[Anonymous No.57324518]

>>573244
Can you show us these calculations?

[Anonymous No.57324530]

next
>>57324527
>>57324527
>>57324527

[Anonymous No.57324531]

>>57324432
GET 5.3% ON MONEY MARKET FUNDS on most of your capital
BUY NATGAS AND OIL LOWER
SELL NATGAS AND OIL HIGHER
on the rest. It's up to you on what portioning to use but I'm at about 90/10.

[Anonymous No.57324542]

>>57324295
>debt bubble. Sell now.

Kys. Your advice ruins lives

[Anonymous No.57324582]

>>57323123
I believe he saying that he would give this girl’s father fellatio because his daughter is so attractive. It’s confusing because I don’t understand why performing a homosexual act on the father would have any effect on the daughter or one’s chances of copulating with her.

[Anonymous No.57324683]

>>57324517
Well just be sure you don’t get fucked by proxy. The bad thing about having a third world g/f or wife is the rest of her family figures she doesn’t “need” the inheritance money since she has a white man.

[Anonymous No.57325381]

>>57324510
>completely ignore the man who comes in the middle of the night to plant ants right outside your house every night without fail and drills holes in your walls, it's your fault for letting the ants in

[Anonymous No.57325432]

>>57323713
is yoloing on MSTR considred gambling

[Anonymous No.57325523]

>>57324101
Because catholi* priests didnt want to lose power and translate the bible to English, and only priests knew Latin.
Luther believed the word of god belonged to everyone, so he wanted it translated.
Atleast that what I was taught in school, my country is Lutherian (I'm not a christi*an because its a religion for racemixing mongrels, I only worship my race and the White species)

[Anonymous No.57325631]

>>57325381
The wall ant Jew fears this