/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57358365]

How the fuck are you supposed to tell girls you're rich without telling them that you're crypto rich? Should you lie and say "drug dealer"? Would you ever let them know the truth?

[Anonymous No.57358369]

>>57358365
your coin
https://twitter.com/Incel_Coin

[Anonymous No.57358373]

>>57358365
Is she attractive?

[Anonymous No.57358394]

>>57358365
Just say that you WFH or something

[Anonymous No.57358405]

>>57358365
Are you rich? The moment you’re rich, you will walk and talk in confidence. That’s called chad

[Anonymous No.57358411]

>>57358394
wfh doing what? can't say IT or it's an instant turnoff

[Anonymous No.57358412]

>>57358365
just fuck them first
if they like you it won't fucking matter
if you overthink it you'll probably sperg out with a limp dick due to stress

[Anonymous No.57358423]

>>57358411
you're an influencer on mongolian basket weaving platform maybe?

[Anonymous No.57358438]

>>57358365
You don't tell them you're rich at all. And also you don't show it. By living in a place under your possible standards, for example. You don't drive a fancy car. And so on. This is the only way you will ever know if a woman is genuinely interested in you as a man.

[Anonymous No.57358439]

>>57358365
If you're rich, why would you care about the opinions of women? Tell them whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.57358444]

>>57358365
why would you tell girls you're rich? are you looking to get fleeced?

[Anonymous No.57358446]

>telling vampires you have Grade A blood
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57358460]

>>57358446
women aren't vampires

[Anonymous No.57358469]

>>57358365
Tell them you stole it from gullible idiots, you won't be lying

[Anonymous No.57358471]

>>57358365
>How the fuck are you supposed to tell girls you're rich
you're not

[Anonymous No.57358476]

>>57358365
just dont reveal anything. If anything, the aura of mystery will be good

[Anonymous No.57358478]

>>57358412
This. Make them cum and they will be paying your bills, even if you're a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.57358504]

>>57358438
>>57358444
>>57358471
>>57358476
I don't plan to ever say I'm rich, but wondering what to say I do for a living. Can't say crypto, nor "IT/engineer" as it's a pussy drier
>>57358439
yeah, that's why I go with the drug dealer line but idk how long I should keep it going. After some months of dating they won't think you're joking. Might start off drug dealer and then after fucking just say "investor" or whatever I guess

[Anonymous No.57358513]

>>57358365
I would thrust my penis into her vagina and continue this motion until she finally quit crying, if you know what I mean.

[CLINT No.57358514]

Nobody is “crypto rich” you’re Red on every chart you dumbfuck imaginary internet money baggie.

Forever a virgin. Forever a NEET

[Anonymous No.57358523]

>>57358504
I tell women I work in IT and their first response is usually “oh so you’re super smart” or “oh so you’re rich”. Kek

[Anonymous No.57358530]

>>57358504
> I don't plan to ever say I'm rich, but wondering what to say I do for a living
Simple.
> I inherited some money
> I invest in stocks as a hobby
> I became good at it and can live of it now

[Anonymous No.57358543]

>>57358504
Just tell them that you're "financially comfortable" and if they ask you what you do, tell them you'd rather not discuss or just avoid the topic.

[Anonymous No.57358566]

Just be yourself.

[CLINT No.57358576]

>>57358566
A red charted crypto baggie with no prospects for wealth an ugly face and no prospects for girls lmao

[Anonymous No.57358587]

>>57358523
girls don't care about being smart, just if you're hot rich and fun
>oh so you’re rich”
any hot girl is on social media and has been offered to fly out across the world for free, plus getting them a car, apartment etc. You're talking to third world uggos if they're impressed by IT
>>57358530
>>57358543
pretty solid, thanks anons

[Anonymous No.57358605]

>>57358369
KEK

[Anonymous No.57358658]

>>57358394
>Yeah I answer emails all day
Holy gay

Just say you sold a company lmao

[Anonymous No.57358680]

>>57358365
If you're crypto rich and not working, you're SOL when it comes to building any meaningful relationships with women that aren't swing flings until you get an actual job to sustain yourself. I know it's shitty for those who discovered a "loophole" from waging through crypto but reality is most women still want the assurance of a partner with some kind of career status and financial stability even if you have money to burn on her. Crypto has an extremely poor reputation with normies and is on par with being a gambling addict with how much of a turn off it is with marketing yourself. If/when you're working, never mention a damn thing about getting rich off crypto and keep that to yourself, use your normie job as a mask over your real net worth. If you don't want to play ospec and pretend you're a middle class average Joe than don't pursue any meaningful relationships. You have to play the game to win certain prizes that's just how it is.

[Anonymous No.57358731]

>>57358680
You can just say you do “import/exports” or “trade securities” from home. As long as you have a decent home and live a decent life there are women that will see you as an upgrade in their life. You would obviously have to be put together well and can’t look like you’ve never touched grass, which might be a challenge for some

[Anonymous No.57358733]

>>57358658
yeah, I used to wfh in IT and girls thought it was pretty gay. Even making a joke of something ridiculous like seaworld dolphin instructor gives better reactions. Of course, if you're seeing girls less attractive than you, it doesn't matter if you're just the pool boy making min wage
>>57358680
>If you don't want to play ospec and pretend you're a middle class average Joe than don't pursue any meaningful relationships
there's definitely merit to this, but you can just say you're an investor and keep it vague. It just gets weird when her family and friends ask what you do and they try to get into detail at dinners etc. Assuming you don't want to completely lie and larp

[Anonymous No.57358751]

>>57358365
Early stage technology investor

[Anonymous No.57358769]

>>57358405
Being a Chad is all to do with genetics, sorry to say.

[Anonymous No.57358771]

>>57358365
people asked me this and i said that i made good investments, and change the subject. people are retards with no attention span or ability to stay on topic.

[Anonymous No.57358773]

>>57358365

rich people are out doing rich person shit. boats, nice cars, specific kinds of sporting events (Tennis, f1, golf etc), specific restaurants and venues you wouldnt even know of

if you want a rich girl like OP, you arent gonna be able to fake it. she'll only stick around if you're living the same kind of lifestyle. if you're trying to impress low tier broke feminists and baristas, you can just wear gucci shit and drive a shitty beamer

truth is you arent rich if all your money is locked up in assets. you need a certain number of millions invested for guaranteed safety net and an income that is extremely high while allowing you the luxury to spend your time however you want. the number required is much higher than you think

[Anonymous No.57358775]

>>57358365
Holy fuck there’s a lot of idiots in here that care what women think
Protip: your need for their approval is what turns them off, it has nothing to do with what you “do” for a living

[Anonymous No.57358776]

>>57358365
She's so perfect

[Anonymous No.57358816]

>>57358365
Trust fund?

[Anonymous No.57358818]

>>57358775
>Holy fuck there’s a lot of idiots in here that care what women think
Protip: your need for their approval is what turns them off, it has nothing to do with what you “do” for a living
Yes and no. When the girl that is interested and you find attractive too, asks you this question, or any question, you want to answer. And the answer must seem believable, and somewhat true. Repacing crypto with stocks and inheritance works like a charm.
Btw the only reason I don't like mentioning crypto is so I do't have to explain it to them.

[Anonymous No.57358837]

>>57358365
Bros be careful with girls they will take you for everything you got. Do not over spoil them. Set boundaries and make sure your always in control. I knows a few bros that have gotten cucked. Just make something up , say you run a company or something and you have to travel sometimes. This gives you also room to jeet the f out of bitch gets crazy.

[Anonymous No.57358861]

>>57358365
Just tell them you do internet automation part time and it keeps the roof over your head and it's not that exciting really
I mean, it's true, right?
Besides if you've actually got (lol)money and not money(lol) they'll find out one way or another

[Anonymous No.57358873]

>>57358438
Even if I had an absurd amount of money the most vehicle I'd ever buy is a Landcruiser, my computer would likely cost more

[Anonymous No.57358958]

>>57358460
You got the >tism bad

[Anonymous No.57358967]

>>57358365
>crypto rich
Anon, girls only like rich guys because they can buy them things. If all you can do is hodl, you're a poor virgin loser in the eyes of the modern prostitute.

[Anonymous No.57360502]

>>57358365
You're supposed to leave yourself a mystery. If they ask, just say you're an "investor" and "very successful". Don't give anymore info. Especially if you're just hoping to get laid.

[Anonymous No.57360521]

>>57358365
Bitches don't care how you got the money. As long as you pick them up in a nice car they are ready for you.

[Anonymous No.57361170]

>>57358365
What do you ACTUALLY do in your life? You must do something other than sit on your ass. Whatever you do, pretend that is your business. You make shitty music or shitty youtube videos or something? That's your business.

[Anonymous No.57361356]

>>57358513
Based.

[Anonymous No.57361372]

the only form of wealth women don't like is inheritance or winning the lottery.
they don't care if you're rich (7+ figures) from crypto as long as it wasn't from some shitcoin gambling everyone knows about like dogecoin.

[Anonymous No.57361385]

>>57358365
you're pretty low iq if you even need to ask

[Anonymous No.57361424]

>Day Trader

Or turn your hobby into a business.

[Anonymous No.57361433]

>>57358769
Maybe lifting and proper diet help too, but what do I know.

[Anonymous No.57361444]

If you're actually rich (as in 5+ million) you can buy a local business of your choice and hire someone to manage it, show up often enough that the wagies recognize you. "I'm a restaurant owner" will sound better than "bought digital tulips early and do fuckall with my life other than scroll and coom" and seeing others defer to you when you take her there will get her wet enough she'll leave a stain on the chair cause simultaneous display of wealth + power + social standing all rolled into one will have her addicted to you.

[Anonymous No.57361476]

>>57358373
facially yes, however you will be disappointed when she is naked because eastern europeans are built like fridges from natural selection in times of famine

[Anonymous No.57362003]

>>57358680
Disagree. Working a job and being bossed around like a little bitch, getting examined like a slave with performance reviews, living a snide bourgeios lifestyle, is not sexy

[Anonymous No.57362024]

>>57358365
Just LARP, start wearing suits and say you work in finance as an asset manager or start a business and pretend to be an entrepreneur.

[Anonymous No.57362138]

>>57358576
cope harder gme baggie

[Anonymous No.57362139]

>>57358365

I just tell them I'm a private asset manager.

[Anonymous No.57362157]

>>57358365
Never tell anyone you are rich, especially women. Just tell you have an IT research job.

[Anonymous No.57362200]

>>57358514
Probably a shiny rock collector who don't know what is money

[Anonymous No.57362246]

so many incel virgins on this board lel

[Anonymous No.57362254]

>>57358365
Spend money, it doesn't matter what you say.

[Anonymous No.57362272]

>>57358365
>How the fuck are you supposed to tell girls you're rich
Don't ever, ever give a woman this information, ever.
I always, always, tell them that I don't have a job and I'm unemployed. The reason I say this is that these fucking whores have never done a days work in their lives anyway.

[Anonymous No.57362368]

>>57361476
She's Dutch you retard.

[Anonymous No.57362377]

>>57358365
Don't mention it, and if they mention it, just gaslight them. "Haha, no dear, I'm wearing a French suit and Italian shoes, it's the workaday Joe's uniform. If I had money, it would be the other way around," or, "I can tell you're not nautically inclined, every yacht owner has two, they've been BOGO since the 1960s." I'm sure you can think of your own. "Mahoganey is really cheap now, with climate change, they grow right up out of cracks in the sidewalk!"

[Anonymous No.57362387]

>>57358365
>tell girls you're rich
lol

[god No.57362399]

>>57358365
if shes hot enough you will sell

[Anonymous No.57362422]

>>57358469
lmao

[Anonymous No.57362430]

>>57358365
just tell her to mind her business what's wrong with you pussies? fuck me youre all so pathetic i just dont get it

[Anonymous No.57362453]

>>57358365
Tell'em you're a master manifester and crypto is just the wealth mechanism Infinite Intelligence chose for you. Girls love that shit.

[Anonymous No.57362460]

>>57358460
But does Opie have grade A blood? THAT, is the question...!!!

[Anonymous No.57362465]

>>57358365
you unironically tell them you sell drugs. they won't question it further. if they do question you after a while tell them you work in consulting or something vague

[Anonymous No.57362556]

>>57358365
Tell them you were drug dealer who closed the business and has put it all into a shitcoin as a private investor and now is praying that no poorfag buys your shitcoin before the market pumps it.

[Anonymous No.57362558]

>>57358504
>tell women anon is yoga instructor
>bring women back to house
>????
>profit

[Anonymous No.57362567]

thankfully I already know that I'll die as a kissless virgin so I never have to worry about any such things

[Anonymous No.57362581]

>>57362567
have sex

[Anonymous No.57362596]

>>57358373

Yes.

[Anonymous No.57363066]

>>57358365
This is probably the most autistic but useful advice you'll get in this incel infested cesspool, anon: LEARN HOW TO BECOME A DJ. You don't even have to work being one. Just learn how to do...whatever DJs do. Buy some equipment to make your lie more believable. Tell her you go to parties, and everybody loves you. You live from that and make a decent money from that. Bingo. Any woman would immediatly get her panties all wet for you. Why? Because women don't like "boring" men (boring in women's language means they don't like men who don't go out on friday/saturday nights, don't drink until they pass out, act like complete idiots, men who are loud and pick up fights with their friends to assert dominance, laugh and are too physical and extroverted with everybody, don't throw parties all the time and who intoxicate themselves with drugs while they openly flirt with other girls) being a DJ gives the illusion you're all that and women respect that because they are retarded morons. No one like crypto nerds or IT nerds, you don't see bill Gates surrounded by teenagers in heat with all their holes ready for him. Teenagers would rather fuck the brains out of rckstars or whatever cocaine addcit piece of shit with no talent out there other than playing an instrument or being a vocalist. Become a DJ and girls will flock to fuck the guy who thinks he's an artist playing a retarded collage of music

[Anonymous No.57363238]

>>57363066
You're immensely deluded and out of touch, no girl gives a single fuck if you're a DJ/producer unless you're also rich/famous as well. Girls like popular DJs because they are popular, not because they are DJs.

Webm very much related

[Anonymous No.57363310]

>>57358530
I just say I'm an online investor lmao. Never understood why people are having issues with this question. If they ask about career etc you just say you don't like the traditional career paths. Which is probably not even a lie.

[Anonymous No.57363318]

>>57363238

Ain't no way bruh! That webm, kek.

[Anonymous No.57363615]

>>57362368
Oh I thought this was another one of those AI images

[Anonymous No.57363625]

>>57358438
All that does if she's able to determine your income (not difficult) is immediately inform her of your liquidity

[Anonymous No.57363687]

>>57363238
I have two friends who were in long term relationship who were cheated out b y their girls with good for nothing DJ. Not even famous ones, just drug addict junkies with no talent. One of the girls got married and pregnant with one of these losers. Women have no standards and no long term thinking. They like parties, alcohol and music. My friends were a med student and an architect who never went out on saturday nights. My architect frined had to wait two whole years of relationship before the girl finally gave him sex. Imagine that. While on the side she must have been cowgirl riding one of these Dj idiots
>You're immensely deluded and out of touch
Duly noted. Maybe I expressed myself like an autistic virgin fag. I'm a thirdie, maybe here girls don't give a shit about status though

[Anonymous No.57363736]

>>57358365
As soon as women know you have money the whole game changes (they begin mentally including your money in their budget) and you either better REALLY be compatible with the girl or you’re going to have to be a huge asshole that will lead to them resenting you, but not letting them know requires you to lie to them. Women are really bad people, but they’re still people and they tend to be bad people due to forces they have trouble resisting, so it’s hard to handle them ethically.

[Anonymous No.57363745]

>>57363687
>drug addict junkies
Protip: the girls were with them for the free drugs, if they played at any local clubs then those girls also had free access to the club because of the DJ and then access to the backstage where they also got free drugs and free booze.
None of them were with them because they know how to mix two tracks together, just think for two seconds
>maybe here girls don't give a shit about status
Man you truly are deluded aren't you lol

[Anonymous No.57363840]

>>57363745
>maybe here girls don't give a shit about status
I meant they don't care as long it is for cheating on the side, while having a respectable boyfriend to get married eventually

[Anonymous No.57363891]

>>57358365
Don't tell anybody your net worth.

[Anonymous No.57364068]

>>57358873
cant even get those anymore in the US, unless you buy the new piece of shit imitation they're about to release

[Anonymous No.57364080]

>>57361372
>form of wealth women don't like
what planet do you niggers live on?

[Anonymous No.57364121]

>>57363066
DJ is more 2010s game, this decade you're better of getting a nice camera, digital or film, or both. gives you an excuse to photograph girls and you can post the pics on IG to get clout.
to be clear you're a faggot if you do this but it does work and you will get piles of pussy

[Anonymous No.57364168]

>>57363066
>pretend to do a job that is done in public, in cool settings and places where a gf which would date you because you were a DJ would want to come with you

[Anonymous No.57364220]

>>57364080
You don't honestly think just as long as you had money you would be able to attract and keep a good quality woman?
I'm not saying there are women who don't care about money, I'm saying that short of having an escort on retainer, you are going to have to put on some kind of LARP if you want to have a GOOD woman.

[Anonymous No.57364283]

>>57358504
If you're a chad you can joke about being an IT guy and confuse them

[Anonymous No.57364358]

>>57358411
Say you're a stock trader. The dumb hole will think you're Jordan Belfort or something.

[Anonymous No.57365172]

>>57363238
my neighbor looks and acts like him

[Anonymous No.57365601]

>>57362003
Well that's the thing, if OP becomes a millionaire off of crypto it's what he does with that money to compound his net worth and income that really counts. It doesn't matter what you do as long as you either aren't a neet millionaire without any impressionable hustle ethic or a basic wage slave that is barely scrapping by who can't provide a reliable income cushion as a potential suiter. You're correct in saying that being a work bitch to someone else for 30 years isn't cool which it isn't, hence why crypto is an essential tool to help you avoid being in a situation like that.

[Anonymous No.57365623]

>>57358365
You're not 'in crypto'. You're a Digital Asset Allocation Specialist

[Anonymous No.57365972]

>>57358365
retard
don't ever tell girls you're rich
they get tricked by peacocks with leased feathers all the time
just have the feathers, doesn't matter where they came from

[Anonymous No.57366157]

>>57358365
1. Don't tell them you're rich. Provide subtle but non-flashy cues. If they can't pick up on them, they're not worth it.
2. Talk about what you do outside crypto.

I say I'm a software engineer in fintech, financial services, or finance.

[Anonymous No.57366281]

>>57358365
Don't tell them let them find out

[Anonymous No.57366313]

Pick them up in your 2012 Camry and whispering in her ear

>It's paid off

[Anonymous No.57366674]

>>57358438
>This is the only way you will ever know if a woman is genuinely interested in you as a man.
Who cares? I just wanna use bait to fuck them

[Anonymous No.57366998]

>>57358365
Women don't like to be straightfoward,it's all about optics and implications with them. That is why they say things like "read the room,incel". They don't want to have to tell you they are not into you,they expect you to just get it,the sooner the better. They also don't like to make the first move,they expect the guy to just "get it that he can aproach them".

They hate to be forced into being straightfoward about what they want. They like when men do it as long as they can preserve their layer of deception on.

So if you rich that is plus,but you can't be straightfoward because she comes off as a gold digger. You know she likes money,she knows it but you can't tell it.

The way you do it is by showing or mentioning things that are correlated with wealth. Like having a nice car or traveling the world.

[Anonymous No.57367000]

>>57363238
What would possess a guy to do something that autistic (DJing to an empty room facing a wall?) and how did he get a literal 10/10 to come to his home?

[Anonymous No.57367103]

>>57367000
>literal 10/10
>has the crazy "ill chop off your cock" eyes
lmao

[Anonymous No.57367118]

>>57367103
Are you autistic too? She's forcing her eyes that wide to express shock/surprise for the recording, you can see her normal face throughout the video.

[Anonymous No.57367151]

>>57358365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJZ-FH0riHM

[Anonymous No.57367445]

>>57358411
Normally I just never tell them I work in tech.
(I never talk to women)

[Anonymous No.57368446]

>>57358680
This.
>>57300244

>>57358733
>completely lie and larp
Pic related maybe? An elaborate larp would be movie worthy itself and therefore in the end, after some drama, the girl will love you even more for it.

[Anonymous No.57368464]

>>57363066
>you don't see bill Gates surrounded by teenagers in heat with all their holes ready for him
Well, he was on a faraway island when he was doing that

[Anonymous No.57368491]

>>57360502
This probably worked when investing itself was a mysterious thing reserved for Wall Street. These days the girl will ask you if you bought ethereum and you will spill your spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.57368522]

>>57367000
He's a bedroom DJ, so he's just practicing for now until he can get gigs. You're supposed to practice song transitions and beat matching if you're a proper DJ, but these days I guess there are a lot of DJ's that just make their playlists on Spotify and then go from one song to the next without blending them together when they play live. Like everything else with the music industry, the actual success comes from looking good and not actually being good at what it is you do, the dude in the webm doesn't understand this so he thinks his good mixing skills will get him gigs (and laid)

>>57363745
>the girls were with them for the free drugs
This is actually the secret sauce to getting a hot gf

[Anonymous No.57368635]

>>57367000
>10/10
I am so sick of you faggots inflating girls egos. You can literally see a quarter of her face in that video. And already it’s obvious she has a fivehead and her hair is dyed. She’s a 6 tops

[Anonymous No.57368738]

>>57358365
>Should you lie and say "drug dealer"?
Lmao ironically this would probably get 80% of zoomer women to cling to you like their life depends on it.

[Anonymous No.57368762]

>>57358365
>Would you ever let them know the truth?
And yes you should let them.know the truth. Honestly date them for 3-6 months. Most people can't keep being fake for that long, her true colors will start to show.

Also dating a girl who regularly attends church is a plus. They generally are a bit less caring on wealth in my experience.

[Anonymous No.57369466]

believe it or not, most girls understand that getting rich is innately difficult and will respect the fact that youre doing 'something' right.

[Anonymous No.57369802]

>>57367000
If she’s a literal 10/10 , you must be bricked up every single day just leaving the house

[Anonymous No.57369936]

>>57358523
>>57364283
this
>>57358411
>>57358504
Has nothing to do with IT or not. If anything, all else being equal, most women would be more impressed that you make TikTok/Snapchat/whatever work for her and millions of other people around the world, rather than some stupid paper-pushing banking/legal/etc. job.
The only thing that matters is your level of social skill and comfort. Most men are far more retarded in this realm than even the average woman. If she feels your level of social skills are enough to rival her own, AND you hold any job that requires skill and is actually useful to society, you will be in good shape.

[Anonymous No.57369941]

>>57358365

[Anonymous No.57370549]

>>57358365
Gonna flex on her real good, proud to say I'm deep into crypto, handling my transactions like a boss on regulated apps like Tap Fintech.

[Anonymous No.57370582]

>>57369466
Kek, she better know I'll be showering her with that crypto cash. Got my stacks heavy in DUA, NXRA, RIO, and ETH.

[Anonymous No.57372424]

>>57358365
why would drug dealer be a good answer?