/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57405010]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Non-Female Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.57405020]

>>57405010
shalom

[Anonymous No.57405026]

I hate everything that isn't the market.

[Anonymous No.57405031]

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[Anonymous No.57405032]

>>57405026
This.

[Anonymous No.57405037]

The data just fucked my asshole so bad. I guess Fed is just going to rape the bobos now.

[Anonymous No.57405040]

im convinced the market is fake and gay after the market didnt even go red on tesla dropping 10%
weightings are all a lie
the jews just put the numbers where they want them at all times regardless of the truth

[Anonymous No.57405044]

>investing in Europe
lmaooooooooooo NO GROWTH since 2008
retirement home ass continent with zero market

[Anonymous No.57405048]

>>57405020
99D chess

[Anonymous No.57405053]

>>57405044
Actually, it grew after 2008... back to 2008 levels

[Anonymous No.57405055]

not that I care. so teslas exist in the pink and are annoying in the green and hell everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.57405056]

>>57405044
Europe is a museum. They haven't done anything of note since WWII. There's nothing to invest in.

[Anonymous No.57405057]

Hey WTF just happened

[Anonymous No.57405058]

Isn't it weird how the market is considered healthy when only a few stocks go up while the majority of stocks are in a decline?

[Anonymous No.57405063]

DURABLE GOODS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.57405071]

>>57405058
how is it any different from distribution of wealth in this country overall
everythings is just funneling faster and faster because the inevitable collapse of it all is near
when 300 million people in this country say fuck you money is a joke and not even real and pick up their weapons thats the day we can be free from this nightmare

[Anonymous No.57405074]

>>57405020
Bullish for Tesla. Increasing my position.

[Anonymous No.57405076]

>>57405026
you should happy, the chinks are up again

[Anonymous No.57405081]

good morning TSLA has reached maximum cope and seethe territory
>guiding for maximum 250,000 cybertrucks/year in sales, ever
>not a single peer manufacturer is interested in licensing FSD
>the continuing "plan" for stopping the precipitous margin erosion on existing models is "margins will improve some day"
>even analysts with bullish price targets not only have nothing nice to say, they are out there this morning openly shitting on another trainwreck earnings call
you will make more money daytrading BTC right now today than you will in TSLA for the next five years

[Anonymous No.57405082]

>>57405044
what is the green glowy shit?

[Anonymous No.57405087]

>SOXL at 39
This shit is going back to 70 innit?
Where are the niggers talknig about leverage decay?

[Anonymous No.57405089]

>>57405044
Europe is such a shithole. It consists of a mercantilist class consisting of a few thousand individuals, that rapes half a billion people with taxes and regulations. This is a global phenomenon but more so in Europe than anywhere else. Fucking shithole man, how far we have fallen yurobros...

[Anonymous No.57405090]

>>57405082
prevalence of green lava lamps

[Anonymous No.57405093]

>>57405087
>Where are the niggers talknig about leverage decay?
they kys'd themselfs

[Anonymous No.57405095]

>>57405082
Growth and development.

[Anonymous No.57405097]

>>57405071
I fear things will have to get catastrophically worse before the average person finally has nothing to lose. Most people are still completely controlled by fear.

[Anonymous No.57405098]

So uh, what's the plan?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405102]

>>57405074
Dude literally couldn't stop spilling his spaghetti last night, and everyone saw it was pork sausage spaghetti. TSLA is fucked, and will be delisted from the Magnificent Seven, we've got Spectacular Sex until we find a suitable replacement, which should just be alphabet class b shares.

[Anonymous No.57405107]

>>57405076
I'm not happy, I have to interact with pseudointellectual imbeciles outside of the market.

[Anonymous No.57405110]

>>57405074

[Anonymous No.57405111]

give me one good reason why you are not shorting AMD to the ground

[Anonymous No.57405114]

Remember anon: bobos and mumus make money but piglywiglys get heemed.

Now go out there and make some money my lil wolf of wallstreet ow ow owuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.57405116]

>>57405087
bro, chop is real. you think just because number go up then leverage decay isn't real?

[Anonymous No.57405118]

>>57405107
buddy, I am not even a psued

[Anonymous No.57405123]

Madame Lagarde

[Anonymous No.57405125]

>>57405116
chop is happening only if you crab. SOXX only goes one direction, therefore there is no chop

[Anonymous No.57405127]

>>57405116
Kek im up over 300% on SOXL
>Muh decay, muh lost money

[Anonymous No.57405130]

>>57405044
>market
*websites
They have to use ours for everything. Their entire GDP comes from levying fines against our big tech so they can afford monkeypoox vacines.

[Anonymous No.57405131]

>>57405098
bro were going into a recession into the next great depression
no ones gonna have time for video games were all going to be struggling daily just to eat and survive
keep shorting gamestop

[Anonymous No.57405132]

>>57405111
I like making money rather than losing it.

They have earnings coming up btw

[Anonymous No.57405133]

>>57405044
What is that? Nuclear fallout or chemical train accident derailment picture?

[Anonymous No.57405135]

>>57405098

here, trust the plan >>57398638

[Anonymous No.57405137]

>>57405111
because this market is completely detached from reality so who's to say certain stock prices won't keep going up?

[Anonymous No.57405139]

>>57405107
I think IQ tests are shit and literally everybody on earth is fucking retarded just in slightly different ways. I hope this pseudo unintellectual paragraph has enriched your day.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405143]

>>57405111
I anticipate a lot of growth from Chink stocks this year.

[Anonymous No.57405150]

>>57405127
again, that's not what chop is. if you were holding during that whole 300% gain then you lost exposure along the way and could have made more just using traditional margin and leverage.

[Anonymous No.57405155]

>>57405139
what was your score?

[Anonymous No.57405158]

Holy shit 3.3% GDP growth. Maybe Bidenomics are actually working.

[Anonymous No.57405161]

>>57405155
115 so I'm pretty retarded, 85th percentile

[Anonymous No.57405165]

>>57405158
of course gdp goes up when inflation is still high
the reports come out saying inflation is down but how much are renters still paying? oh yeah

[Anonymous No.57405170]

>>57405082
5G Standalone availability

[Anonymous No.57405177]

>>57405158
>3.3% GDP growth
>20% inflation

[Anonymous No.57405183]

>>57405165
3.3% real growth not nominal growth

[Anonymous No.57405188]

>>57405165
>of course gdp goes up when inflation is still high
This. Real growth is negative, real wages are declining, the standard of living is declining, except for asset holders who benefit from money "printing" and higher interest rates.

[Anonymous No.57405190]

>>57405055
It's negative 37 outside where I live. I wonder hoe long a EV would take to charge here.

[Anonymous No.57405191]

>>57405135
I'm starting to think GME fags don't actually know how the stock market or shorting works.

[Anonymous No.57405194]

>>57405183
define "real" growth and the people who are telling you what "real" growth is
go look at the broader market and show me the real growth
you cant

[Anonymous No.57405200]

>>57405191
>implying anyone else does know

[Anonymous No.57405205]

The economy will benefit from Biden's importation of millions of slaves.

[Anonymous No.57405211]

>>57405190
>It's negative 37 outside where I live.
What the fuck are you in Siberia?

[Anonymous No.57405219]

biden imported spics and niggers who will work 120 hours a week and white people will be forced to leave
slavery 3.0 has begun and america has no identity and is loyal to no one people
they will bring in whoever they can exploit and force those who refuse exploitation out

[Anonymous No.57405220]

WHATS HAPPENING WHY IS IT EVERY DAY AAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57405223]

>>57405211
What the fuck are these Siberian articles?

[Anonymous No.57405226]

>>57405161
here me out.
>>57405139
maybe this might be you projecting.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130216132858/http://www.cantrip.org/stupidity.html
but you also have a point.

[Anonymous No.57405229]

HOLY SOXL.

My 40 dollar limit sell order might actually execute today.

[Anonymous No.57405237]

>>57405133
kek

[Anonymous No.57405242]

>>57405226
Based Cipolla enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.57405265]

/lean hog bros we're so fucking back its not even funny

[Anonymous No.57405267]

>>57405074
The autism wedge is tesla's vision pro

[Anonymous No.57405271]

>>57405223
this one gets hauled out every so often

[Anonymous No.57405273]

>>57405226
Name one person that isn't retarded. I'll wait

[Anonymous No.57405277]

Uranium looking good in premarket.

[Anonymous No.57405279]

>>57405267
>AAAAAAAHHH!!! tech company!!!!!
kek

[Anonymous No.57405282]

>>57405271
Why aren’t my southwest (LUV) shares going up they crushed earnings I hate Jews

[Anonymous No.57405290]

>>57405190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2q436lt2T0
It would add approximately 50% time. and give you 50% reduced range. and reduce the lifespan due to lithium deposits.
do what you want its ur money.

[Anonymous No.57405292]

>>57405277
my brother in christ uranium has been looking good since 2020 and it will still be looking good in 2030

[Anonymous No.57405296]

>>57405271
Didn’t mean to reply to you, just wanted to bitch into the void

[Anonymous No.57405297]

>>57405267
>going off road
it was made for telling people you have a cyber truck

[Anonymous No.57405301]

>>57405265
OJ BROS NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.57405311]

AMD will pump on open due to options. Use that as you will.

[Anonymous No.57405310]

>Disinflation process is at work (Lagarde)
>Oil pumping
oho ho nononono

[Anonymous No.57405314]

>>57405301
Fuck OJ negroes, sick of paying 120% more for oranges compared to 2020.

[Anonymous No.57405313]

>>57405282
don't look at me man my call is for aircraft MRO to start to pick up this year and the ticker i like is ASLE although there's many others
FAA suspended BA sales today, so far, i'm doing pretty good
commercial airlines don't benefit from anything but pristine, S-tier macroeconomic news, all green across the board. how can you possibly believe that's what we'll see this year? the huge surplus of government "job creation" always preceeds a recession.
you hold shares of the people who will be paying me all year long to keep what they have in the air, likely operating at a loss, just so they don't have a major incident and go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.57405326]

What do we think about ADM, bros? This is an overreaction and it will fill the gap in a month right? Looking longingly at calls here.

[Anonymous No.57405328]

>>57405314
Should be 300%

[Anonymous No.57405329]

>>57405296
that's okay i'm here for you buddy
ASLE will announce a 500-unit sale of its now-approved and licensed EVFS solution to UAL within a couple of months
and UAL will tout the massively increased safety of their 737's as a direct result
stock will re-rate from $10-ish to $45 within weeks
failing all that, they do enough MRO business to stay at $8-9, until a customer comes along
no other EVFS solution is as good as theirs

[Anonymous No.57405337]

>>57405265
revvin mah hawg

[Anonymous No.57405340]

>>57405326
>What do we think about ADM, bros? This is an overreaction
Yes. But this could drag on for a month or two.

[Anonymous No.57405371]

Literally all are asking about rate cuts.

She just repeated,
>we are not thinking abotu cuts.

Next question:
>How likely is cut in April?

[Anonymous No.57405376]

>>57405087
When SOXL was last at 70 it was on January 5th, 2022. SOXX was then at about 546. SOXX is now at 627, 15% higher, while SOXL is at 39, 45% LOWER hahaha get fucked you triple nigger.

[Anonymous No.57405381]

That’s right OIL and NATGAS again today and forever.

[Anonymous No.57405386]

>>57405313
>>57405329
>ASLE
stock looks really fucking down, but might pick up a bag myself. What’s your position size, DCA?

[Anonymous No.57405410]

I've been investing in a nice Cognac all night. Now I will be investing in Michelob Ultra for the next 12 hours or so. I look forward to a wonderful day with you anons.

[Anonymous No.57405411]

>>57405097
COVID cemented this in my mind. Social media mind-control has successfully made the population take whatever size dildo the elite decide to shove in our asses. Day by day, the conspiracy wackos of the past appear more like fortune-tellers. Who would have guessed that in America the federal government could just tell every small business to shut their doors and go out of business and they just fucking do it. Since then I feel that things have normalized somewhat, but there's something strange bubbling under the surface. I feel very uneasy in a way that I have never felt before. There seems to be a black cloud over every person and every thing that happens. Even when half of the country was losing their minds over Trump on a daily basis, the level of negativity I felt doesn't compare. Nothing is right and I'm worried.

Anyways, buy CHWY.

[Anonymous No.57405415]

>>57405371
Vaxbrains.

[Anonymous No.57405420]

>>57405102
How many puts do you hold, and are you going to be letting the kids in your neighborhood drive your cyberquad?

[Anonymous No.57405421]

Looking at Diageo bond maturities
Pic rel. How does this even happen?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405431]

>>57405420
I bought calls.

[Anonymous No.57405436]

Shiiiiit, all my calls expire tomorrow:(

[Anonymous No.57405448]

>>57405411
>Anyways, buy CHWY.
Why

[Anonymous No.57405451]

>>57405411
I'm going to tell you something. You won't like it, but the sooner you internalize it the better. Your feelings are entirely your own product, and you should not try to project your internal reality on the world.

[Anonymous No.57405454]

>>57405411
You had me til buy CHWY

[Anonymous No.57405457]

>>57405371
get ready for months of this shit

[Anonymous No.57405463]

>>57405273
Something that rarely gets said anymore but
BASED AND REDPILLED because that is as real and true as it gets.

[Anonymous No.57405467]

Why the fuck can’t I post from my non-shared IP?

[Anonymous No.57405477]

I just cancelled my qqq puts from last night. That was a close one. going to buy 14DTE QQQ puts on open.

[Anonymous No.57405478]

You all realize the UNH dip in premarket is free money right?

[Anonymous No.57405482]

>>57405467
Weird, post the IP here so we can investigate

[Anonymous No.57405485]

whoa... what's going on at IBM?!

[Anonymous No.57405486]

>>57405326
I've traded it a lot over time and am holding some now building a new position. It's one of my favorite companies.

[Anonymous No.57405494]

enjoy the gains anbons

[Anonymous No.57405495]

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[Anonymous No.57405502]

>>57405495
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57405503]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.57405504]

>>57405495
Pack it in boys

[Anonymous No.57405507]

>>57405495
Oh no….

[Anonymous No.57405508]

I asked a collegue of mine if she could spot me a ticket for the bus, she read it but so far no reply. Why do they do this? Are they afraid of saying no, is she thinking that i want to plow her now? Fuck me, Im surrounded by losers and self centered bitches, no middle ground nowadays

[Anonymous No.57405509]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57405518]

>>57405494
behead furries, kick furries, throw furries out the window

[Anonymous No.57405520]

>>57405448
>>57405454
Near 52-week low. Double cash/debt. Consumer trends show that people are fucking retarded when it comes to their fur babies. Personal experience of people I know being rabid Chewy cultists, mostly due to their customer service (something modern consumers yearn for). Expansion into international markets and beginning to focus on veterinary needs rather than just retail. Plus just a gut feeling that Amazon will buy them someday.

Might go bust, who knows, but I put $14,000 into it.

[Anonymous No.57405523]

Uh oh SOXLchuds

[Anonymous No.57405526]

>>57405074
Don't fall for this.
The jews just humiliated him and are going to destroy him now. There is no forgiveness for what he did. They have to make an example out of him.

[Anonymous No.57405540]

>>57405523
Temporary blip. We are reaching 40 today so that I can unload my bags.

[Anonymous No.57405547]

explain this
tesla drops 9%, no effect on markets
tesla gets bid a couple of percent, effects the market

[Anonymous No.57405556]

Any INTC or AMD playas?

[Anonymous No.57405555]

>>57405540
Ok but I need it to dump pretty soon. My CCs have been getting annihilated.

[Anonymous No.57405557]

I just entered a SQQQ position what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.57405560]

>>57405386
yes, short interest unwound from 25% or so to 12% of float, getting STC'd was a sell the news event for long-time holders
however, this is a $500m mcap, $400m/sales/yr operation, in an $85 billion global market
allocation size in my portfolio is 1.6% representing the strategy i typically use for heads-i-win, tails-i-dont-lose-much, which is to stay near 2-3% tops

[Anonymous No.57405562]

>t. smarty pants 2 electric boogaloo
i saved ten cents on the option! thus giving me another option!

[Anonymous No.57405565]

>>57405547
Go take a statistics class anon. Correlation does not imply causation.

[Anonymous No.57405569]

>>57405557
a reverse split.

[Anonymous No.57405571]

>>57405518
Today's furry powered market pump cannot be stopped.

[Anonymous No.57405573]

AMD just keeps rising and we aren't even at the earnings yet

[Anonymous No.57405574]

All in on SQQQ leaps?

[Anonymous No.57405576]

>>57405547
stop watching jim cramer. invest in SJIM

[Anonymous No.57405577]

>>57405485
AI... un-ironically. Once again, bobos proven wrong. Yes, AI leads to more money. Way more money. Producing AI hardware is in and the demand is sky high. Same for software.
But no no, AI is just a meme. Right boboids?

Makes you wonder though. If IBM blew it out of the water, just how much will AMD make? AMD to 250 next week?

[Anonymous No.57405581]

>>57405485
it keeps going up?

[Anonymous No.57405583]

>>57405556
play the momentum on amd or get burned staying around

[Anonymous No.57405588]

>>57405573
>aren't even at earnings yet
buy the rumor, sell the news!

[Anonymous No.57405594]

>>57405577
so many people doubting AI and trying to pretend its the same as other tech promises. Its definitely not. its fully here and working and companies are firing left and right over it. artists in particular are getting holocausted.

[Anonymous No.57405596]

>>57405463
How do I invest in retardation and autism?

[Anonymous No.57405598]

Why is the NQ so desperate to not sell off?

[Anonymous No.57405611]

>>57405583
I like it. I think holding through earnings could be risky.

A 120DTE out of the money call looks sexy if I could pony up the cash.

[Anonymous No.57405614]

>>57405594
>companies full of artists

[Anonymous No.57405617]

Theme of the the TSLA buyers today. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ebTWYM3M2U

[Anonymous No.57405618]

>>57405594
is it really that good though? people are saying otherwise....

[Anonymous No.57405628]

>>57405617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S280Pqq3T_w

[Anonymous No.57405629]

Yeah but look at pic related mate. Heh, then again they do have that deal with that company they bought in 2020 for giga amount of money that keeps eating away at their expenses which is not shown in the calculations. AMD's real PE is way lower but no-one apparently has any idea how low or high it is.
Still, AI is cool. And with companies being able to fire so many useless people, their net results will keep improving. Frickin disgusting but that's the way it is. Personal costs are huge and being able to remove even 1000 people will hugely impact your financials

[Anonymous No.57405631]

>>57405594
>artists in particular are getting holocausted
imagine the companies providing AI services decide one day to substantially increase the fees they charge, what happens to the companies that fired all their staff?
its estimated that a single average chat gpt query costs $0.33

[Anonymous No.57405639]

>>57405150
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.57405642]

>>57405596
I just trade NATGAS AND OIL but that might just suit my particular spectrum frequencies. Your other post about everyone being retarded but just in differing ways is right on. I think the most general fit is to do passive DCA into maybe VOO and VUG and maybe buy a share of GLD every year.

[Anonymous No.57405646]

AMC bros, how are we looking? Is the double bottom in?

[Anonymous No.57405645]

>>57405631
>its estimated that a single average chat gpt query costs $0.33
what the fuck how

[Anonymous No.57405647]

>>57405618
go watch the asmongold video of palworld. no one cares about "art".
>>57405614
not really full id say but the art departments are getting scaled down. not like anyone can tell the difference between slop and quality anyway.
>>57405631
>its estimated that a single average chat gpt query costs $0.33
still probably cheaper than an artist desu. plus companies can easily start their own AI department at such a smaller cost than an actual art department.

[Anonymous No.57405652]

All entrepreneurs, start-up CEOs and financially successful millenials and zoomers have rich parents, yet all of them claim on social media that they started from scratch. Is it even possible to go from being broke to becoming wealthy, which doesn't involve winning the lottery, scamming or other criminal activity?

I've never seen a millenial or zoomer pull it off without daddy's money.

[Anonymous No.57405655]

how did Tesla not drop another 10% in the first 15 minutes?

[Anonymous No.57405656]

>>57405645
i read it on HN, i dont hve a link handy. but basically its not profitable, the expense to run, buy, maintain the GPUs and data centers is extremely high. why do you think nvidia made so much bank

[Anonymous No.57405658]

>>57405647
right, it's all about its impact on the sciences!

[Anonymous No.57405666]

>>57405618
AI art isn't very good, it's just cheap and good enough
But most people unironically cannot appreciate real skill in art so it's here to stay

[Anonymous No.57405668]

>>57405629
There has been some good money this week playing AMD’s ups and down. The $180 level is creating some interesting opportunities

[Anonymous No.57405670]

>>57405647
>palworld
What's the big deal with this game? I keep seeing it mentioned and it seems like there's some controversy, but I can't find any specific details

[Anonymous No.57405671]

Guys I shit so much it's getting in the way of my trading. I try and execute trades on my phone but I'm having so much gas that my ass hole is like an exhaust pipe that shoots out dookie every once and a while.

[Anonymous No.57405673]

>>57405655
Short covering and knife catchers keeping it relatively even.

[Anonymous No.57405675]

Fucking crabs

[Anonymous No.57405679]

>>57405652
working on it chief. Wanna buy some silver?
>history repeats itself

[Anonymous No.57405680]

>>57405647
>still probably cheaper than an artist desu
>companies can easily start their own AI department

no they cant thats what im saying. even with economies of scale its pretty damn expensive, everything is being subsidized by VCs right now. open/off the shelf models are not at the level of professional solutions for artists like midjourney.

trying to build your own small AI cluster in house for a company is incredibly expensive.

[Anonymous No.57405686]

>>57405666
It's good enough for artists to feed it their art and generate more character models and backgrounds so I do see it being useful in that regard

[Anonymous No.57405687]

wow look at TSLA go!

[Anonymous No.57405691]

>good news for rate cuts come out
>KRE dumping on a perfect 45 degree angle
hmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.57405694]

>>57405671
>I'm having so much gas that my ass hole is like an exhaust pipe that shoots out dookie every once and a while.
Same brother, I can hold a brap for 10 seconds straight. Bullish for NATGAS.

[Anonymous No.57405699]

The NQ will never ever sell off because retarded faggots keep buying every push down

[Anonymous No.57405703]

>>57405686
People that do that were just photobashing before so not much will change

[Anonymous No.57405704]

>>57405687
A clean 900 bucks on my put I bought at close yesterday

[Anonymous No.57405706]

>>57405666
>AI art isn't very good, it's just cheap and good enough
It lacks a coherency that real art has. It doesn't "hit" like real art can, and the same patterns appear over and over again in AI art. It's good for zerohedge thumbnails and abstract creations like how that show Secret Invasion made an intro with generative art

[Anonymous No.57405711]

>>57405652
>which doesn't involve winning the lottery, scamming or other criminal activity
No. One or more is always involved. I've seen several "businessmen" trying to make it in Europe and it always comes down to either what you wrote or having great contacts (rich or in bureaucracy).
I am not accounting for holding stocks, commodities, or assets like real estate. Just pure business.
>>57405668
That's too much for me. I just buy and hold. I wouldn't be able to trade something like tech since I would always sell too early. Like why even trade when it only goes up?

[Anonymous No.57405712]

>>57405704
Congrats!

[Anonymous No.57405716]

>>57405704
chad

[Anonymous No.57405718]

>>57405687
>-8.99%
Can we get much lower?

[Anonymous No.57405725]

ASML bros we're winning

[Anonymous No.57405728]

Bought some BOIL... What else?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405734]

i dont feel good

[Anonymous No.57405736]

>BTFP is kill
Get fucked banks

[Anonymous No.57405735]

AIRLINES
GAAN

[Anonymous No.57405741]

>>57405647
Is Palworld and AI made game or are the monsters (I at least know that about it) AI-designed/concepted?

[Anonymous No.57405743]

>>57405734
Stop fucking Korean Ladyboys then. HIV is bad for your health baggie

[Anonymous No.57405746]

>>57405666
I know right? Piezes like require plenty of talent and skill, of course the unwashed masses aren't ready for that.

[Anonymous No.57405749]

>>57405687
i loaded up on TSLY at the peak in summer
im basically ruined

[Anonymous No.57405752]

>>57405734
post the losses

[Anonymous No.57405756]

>>57405734
lossporn now

[Anonymous No.57405759]

>>57405716
>>57405712

Thank you anons. Now to reinvest...

[Anonymous No.57405761]

>>57405741
>Feed AI pokemon characters to make knock offs that are close but not close enough to make your own game
>To this with all popular games
>Watch big video game companies seethe as you turbo spurg your games into existence

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405765]

>>57405743
No I think I caught Covid, and I don't have my gookfu around to give me blowies and bowls of hot soup.

[Anonymous No.57405767]

Can we stop fucking going up every time I go short?

[Anonymous No.57405771]

>>57405734
>didn't long DE

[Anonymous No.57405774]

>>57405759
NOOOOOO. pay yourself. go out for a nice steak and some live show. Take that one lucky lady out for the night of her life. Don't give your ill gotten gains back to them!

[Anonymous No.57405778]

WHAT BITCOIN ETF DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.57405780]

>>57405765
Bro half the time you are on here talking about breaking up with her. It wouldn't surprise me if at this point she was the one that got you sick in the first place to spite you for trapping her in a dysfunctional relationship

[Anonymous No.57405783]

>>57405778
Bitfarms...

[Anonymous No.57405787]

>AMD P/E ratio

[Anonymous No.57405789]

>>57405670
massively popular game right now. most concurrent players on steam of any game including CoD and dota. but twitter was convinced they stole from dear leader nintendo and used AI to create their stuff.
>>57405680
>trying to build your own small AI cluster in house for a company is incredibly expensive.
how? microsoft just made it super cheap anyway for using AI. they want it in everyones hands. its going to be cheaper than art departments.
>>57405741
>Is Palworld and AI
it actually has none.

[Anonymous No.57405790]

This market is stupid

[Anonymous No.57405791]

>>57405431
and the cyberquad?
>>57405617
>year focused on reducing prices. more sales than ever. #4 auto maker on earth for 2023, 17.6% gross margin during Q4, GM Q3-23 12.14%. Bulletproof small truck rollout during Q

What's a 5% margin on $45,000 tag and would it matter to a buyer if a pricewar broke out?
>F Q3-23 gross margin 8.68%
>Toyota gross margin Q3-23 19.11%
prices so jewish they live at home with mother.

We are now approaching the singularity, Tesla will be bought by the US Congress as a replacement for SSI. Everyone's account will hold tsla and all competitors will be tsla rebadges with aftermarket parts.

>And I own TSLY at $12. lol
>>57405734
me either, should we pray for you, or is this a sick positional issue?

[Anonymous No.57405792]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405796]

>>57405780
>half the time you are on here talking about breaking up with her
i would never say something like that

[Anonymous No.57405798]

>>57405783
Already bought

[Anonymous No.57405809]

>>57405771
>Kek asian island mud baby is eat a burger king burger using straws like chopsticks
Love me some Udon mud flaps though

[Anonymous No.57405814]

Buy my NEP bags before its too late

[Anonymous No.57405817]

>>57405796
a good partner is irreplaceable.

[Anonymous No.57405821]

>>57405796
>I would never say something like that

[Anonymous No.57405830]

>>57405817
Wish I knew that in the right time

[Anonymous No.57405845]

>>57405817
Not true, most women are literally the same. Bell curve charts of general statistics prove it

[Anonymous No.57405851]

>>57405790
it really is

[Anonymous No.57405854]

>>57405845
>he says as he empties the laundry and folds his superman undies

[Anonymous No.57405858]

There will never be a good trade setup ever again. We will only have crab days from now until forever.

[Anonymous No.57405860]

>>57405845
Key word is most. The rest of them are the same as one dollar bills

[Anonymous No.57405877]

>>57405858
>t. NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER
All you have to do is watch and be patient.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405880]

>>57405858
crabs are tasty, i just watched a video on how to prepare mud crabs after googling udon mud flaps.

[Anonymous No.57405885]

>>57405787
I know I know. I still bought a May call for $200.

[Anonymous No.57405890]

I'm considering killing myself because nothing ever goes right for me

[Anonymous No.57405891]

stop selling BABA you stupid niglets

[Anonymous No.57405894]

All my Nvidia gains wiped away due to Tesla shitting the bed.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57405903]

>>57405890
if nothing ever goes right, you'll probably even fuck that up too and end up worse off but not even dead.

[Anonymous No.57405904]

>>57405890
I've been there buddy. Hang tight.

[Anonymous No.57405905]

>>57405890
dont kill yourself man. we love you

[Anonymous No.57405912]

>>57405890
just DCA into SSO ya dingus

[Anonymous No.57405917]

>>57405890
If you had a good partner in life she could help you but instead you will have to do it alone.

[Anonymous No.57405922]

>>57405890
Patience, persistence, resilience, and seek God with those qualities.

[Anonymous No.57405923]

>>57405890

[Anonymous No.57405929]

>>57405890
>BTFP
do a flip

[Anonymous No.57405932]

>>57405903
I know where I can jump and end it
>>57405904
I doubt it. I've blown up so many funded accounts at this point because this faggot market never gets a clean setup and it never will again. We will literally never have a good trend in the indices ever again.

[Anonymous No.57405934]

>>57405774
She'll get ramen and a cold shower while I glue myself to the Robinhood app.

[Anonymous No.57405937]

>microsoft to lay off 1,900 workers primarily in acitvision-blizzard department.
uh oh artists?

[Anonymous No.57405953]

>>57405932
>I know where I can jump and end it
If you are going to kill yourself why not do something crazy and film it?

[Anonymous No.57405957]

>>57405953
I'd rather just remove myself from the planet

[Anonymous No.57405960]

>>57405937
They didn't fire artists, they fired diversity hires and the director.

[Anonymous No.57405965]

>lost $14k on TSLA
welp

[Anonymous No.57405969]

>>57405890
Just buy index funds and stop being a faggot. It's hard to consistently outperform the s&p

[Anonymous No.57405976]

NFLX is an easy short

[Anonymous No.57405977]

>>57405965
Made $1k off you silly earnings gamblers.

[Anonymous No.57405983]

Can you believe I was up $1k before this jewish market decided to never put in a clean move ever again? Now I'm just over $200 from losing my account and having to start over in another combine.
>>57405969
Yes let me buy index funds and get rich in 100 years because I have a shitty job that barely pays for rent and bills

[Anonymous No.57405992]

TSLA on short selling restriction lol

[Anonymous No.57405996]

>>57405960
we dont know yet, its still coming down but riot just axed like 530 people and like half of them were artists. pretty sure blizz is gonna axe a bunch of artists too.

[Anonymous No.57406003]

>>57405983
Buy 1 SPY or VOO share per week for 30 years and then do whatever fuckidty bullshit you want on the market and you'll still have a comfy nest egg to retire with

[Anonymous No.57406002]

>>57405890
well after all that support, I'm gonna give you what you need
Do a backflip.

Short Hillenbrand.

[Anonymous No.57406004]

>>57405957
Can't you just kill some rich powerful elite pedophile on the way out? You would be doing the world a solid.

[Anonymous No.57406012]

>>57405983
>Yes let me buy index funds and get rich in 100 years
Brother people buying index funds right now won't break even for a decade or two let alone make money.

[Anonymous No.57406020]

Welp I stopped slurping XOM for you anon and now it’s on the verge of $100 again. Kinda upset

[Anonymous No.57406021]

>>57405858
>crab days
What the actual fuck are you talking about, literally every single stock I own is mooning right now

[Anonymous No.57406024]

>>57406003
if he has a shitty job and is a rentoid who can't manage his expenses by living out of a car like a normal person do you really think he can drop 2k+ a month on voo?

[Anonymous No.57406025]

>>57405965
I've been burned so many times with them. The bullrun was legendary this time last year, but the slide down has been brutal. Glad I was on the right side this time.

Bought two 150C for INTC... 1DTE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406026]

>>57406004
Or he could solve the crisis with all the illegals, we could be calling him a fucking hero

[Anonymous No.57406029]

>>57406021
Look at the 1 minute chart on the indices you tard

[Anonymous No.57406039]

>>57406012
What about schd

[Anonymous No.57406043]

>>57405983
There's more to life than money.

[Anonymous No.57406045]

>>57406020
>Welp I stopped slurping XOM for you anon and now it’s on the verge of $100 again. Kinda upset
Yeah I'm a bit upset as well... No way we don't dump after the acquisition...

[Anonymous No.57406046]

>>57406024
that isn't normal. normal is not being poor

[Anonymous No.57406048]

>>57406029
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.57406053]

>>57406039
>schd
Idk what the fuck they hold in that. just pick stocks yourself and stop buying overvalued etfs.

[Anonymous No.57406060]

LMAO tesla is getting but fucked

[Anonymous No.57406065]

>>57406043
I *need* money to pay off my pile of debt and live securely. I cannot function on $3k per month and it's going to take at least 2 more years before I finish school. By then I'll be in my 30s
>>57406048
There have been zero good setups

[Anonymous No.57406067]

>>57406029
My dude, i dont know what is so hard, just buy the better half of the magnificent 7 + Berkshire and hold

[Anonymous No.57406071]

>>57406053
>just pick stocks yourself and stop buying overvalued etfs.
this. its so easy to find good stocks these days. hence mag 7 is beating everything. why load up winners with losers.

[Anonymous No.57406073]

>>57406065
>There have been zero good setups
Cope and seethe
Pick a tech stock, any tech stock

[Anonymous No.57406076]

magnificent 7 is dead.

Long live the Bussin 6

[Anonymous No.57406079]

>huge drawndown in natgas as picrel anticipated
>they dump haha

[Anonymous No.57406081]

The South is rising again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNl_uvFOSVI

[Anonymous No.57406082]

paypal news?

[Anonymous No.57406095]

>>57406045
Yeah it’d be a damn shame if we didn’t

[Anonymous No.57406101]

Female privilege

[Anonymous No.57406100]

How is Burry doing anons?
Havent heard of him for quite a while.
Someone should check up on him im quite worried

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406104]

>>57406076
It's spectacular sex retard

[Anonymous No.57406109]

it’s so easy bros

[Anonymous No.57406115]

>>57405040
tesla is a scam who cares

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406117]

>>57406101
>marijuana is harmless
these fucking liberals need to be designated foreign terrorist organizations and treated as such

[Anonymous No.57406120]

you are being careful today arent you goyim?

[Anonymous No.57406123]

>>57406104
>spectacular sex

[Anonymous No.57406132]

>>57406053
you can criticize an etf's holdings but i dont know how you can call them "overvalued" when most are just buying and holding shares and follow the NAV of those shares 99.99%-100%.

[Anonymous No.57406140]

WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING NATGAS AND HWY

[Anonymous No.57406147]

>>57406081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.57406149]

>>57406100
He's bought a lot of chink shit last quarter. Might have gotten fucked (not in a good way).

[Anonymous No.57406152]

Yo wtf, Oil and Natgas are pretty much moving
1:1 atm on the 1minute chart . What is this?

[Anonymous No.57406153]

>>57406140
>boiltards
when will he learn

[Anonymous No.57406161]

>>57406109
Haha wish I had the capital you did, I'm playing small ball here. Good job anon

[Anonymous No.57406164]

>>57406095
D-don't shoot p-please!
>>57406132
The stocks the ETFs hold are overvalued.

[Anonymous No.57406168]

>>57406153
no, direct

[Anonymous No.57406176]

>tesla keeping going down.
Elon, tweet something, say you solved world hunger with your cars or some shit.

[Anonymous No.57406179]

Just woke up
I'm making money... again?!

[Anonymous No.57406180]

>>57406045
>the acquisition

[Anonymous No.57406187]

>>57406176
It's literally still massively overrated at these prices

[Anonymous No.57406191]

>>57405890
capitulation, I'm shorting right......NOW

[Anonymous No.57406192]

>>57406081
>>57406147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtXYhxxUyfY

[Anonymous No.57406193]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehK1juwbtS0

[Anonymous No.57406210]

>>57406180
I swear if this creature blocks the acquisition, and XOM proceeds to do the most rational thing with their capital which is repurchasing shares and I get priced out, I will go on a rampage.

[Anonymous No.57406211]

big shout out to soxs for heeming me again

[Anonymous No.57406212]

>>57405725
Bros are you all dead from a happy heart attack?

[Anonymous No.57406222]

>>57405890
Have you tried simply inverting yourself?

[Anonymous No.57406225]

>>57406211
told you not to.

[Anonymous No.57406226]

UNH bros not like this

[Anonymous No.57406234]

>>57405894
>he's long TSLA
Risky

[Anonymous No.57406236]

I regret not shorting Tesla but I just know if I did, it would have pumped 20%.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57406242]

I just realized yesterday was when you should have sold everything, and the second best time to sell EVERYTHING is now. Check this shit out.

TSLA = The future of EVERYTHING
TSLA = Down BIGLY
Therefore
The future of EVERYTHING = Down BIGLY

You have all officially been warned, and I won't feel sorry for any of you when I am proven right.

[Anonymous No.57406245]

>>57406212
Is there any ASML in SOXL?

[Anonymous No.57406247]

>>57406140
>buying NATGAS when it's warming up in Winter

[Anonymous No.57406254]

>>57405411
Don’t let it influence your stock portfolio. Be the wolf amongst the sheep. Invest wisely in the dark times.

[Anonymous No.57406256]

>>57406176
>Elon, tweet something, say you solved world hunger with your cars or some shi
Teslatards finally realized that a car company that sells less cars than fucking GEELY but is worth more than several giga auto manufacturers is overpriced? KEK

[Anonymous No.57406264]

Theoretically if you know a major quake was coming to socal, what stocks would you invest/short?

[Anonymous No.57406265]

>>57406225
I didn't have a choice

[Anonymous No.57406287]

>>57406176
I wouldn't worry about it. Elon said this is the year of FSD, cheaper-than-rail tesla semi, operational mars colony, and robotaxis. TSLA gonna moon.

[Anonymous No.57406290]

>>57406265
you do, its take the L now or risk loosing it all and bagholding 6 months.

Maybe intc has bad earnings, maybe AMD, but soxl is retarded and wont stop

[Anonymous No.57406305]

>>57406245
well SOXL also has an S and an L but it is missing hte A and the M

[Anonymous No.57406316]

>>57406236
I love the hentai being made of this elf. I wish she would get her ass hole permanently blown out in the show too.

[Anonymous No.57406323]

OTHER THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMODweN8lQ

It's time to put our times
Behind it all
The bad things off your mind

He's feeling good
She's feeling good
We're feeling good, yeah

Just hanging out
Just having fun
We're number one
Just hanging out
Just having fun

I'm a JEW
He's a JEW
She's a JEW
We're all JEWS, hey!

[Anonymous No.57406324]

>>57406256
TSLA isn’t going to be about cars bruh. It’s going to be about automation of multiple different industries and jobs with super advanced AI and the dojo supercomputers. Retards keep freaking about “muh range muh batteries no work in winter”. Dude these are the most sophisticated autonomous vehicles in the planet. Also no batteries can compete. Investing in this company is basically like investing in the railroads when they first came about. You had a lot of naysayers about the revolutionary new tech. But here we are now still using it. TSLA is just starting with the automobile. Then they’ll move to replacing doctors and lawyers with AI.
Teslas are “luxury” cars indeed. Just for fun mostly at this point. Motherfuckers still buy them like they buy Rolex watches so it’s a highly profitable investment anyway.

[Anonymous No.57406325]

It's kind of amazing how we were about to moon but then Tesla like a big retarded ball and chain started dragging the entire market down.
How did this piece of shit even manage to find itself on Shit & Piss? That's at least a fucking 90% haircut to get to a realistic valuation.

[Anonymous No.57406326]

INTEL
AI
SEMIS
GAP DOWN AFTER EARNINGS
CIRCUIT CAKERS
u heard it here first

[Anonymous No.57406334]

>>57406264
Who could benefit from an earthquake?

[Anonymous No.57406339]

>>57406164
An ETF being traded doesn't cause the underlying stocks to trade, or change in price at all. schd's holdings have an average p/e of under 15 which doesn't seem that bad either. It does have some dog shit boring companies I wouldn't consider owning, though.

[Anonymous No.57406343]

>>57406264
Idk long chink shit, because chinks own Cali now and will just move back.

[Anonymous No.57406347]

>>57406316
She needs to get raped and knocked up by a band of goblins, all canon.

[Anonymous No.57406349]

baked
>>57406341
>>57406341
>>57406341

[Anonymous No.57406351]

>>57406324
Kek. I mean TSLA is doing interesting things but holy shit, could you gargle Elon's balls any harder.

[Anonymous No.57406352]

>>57406325
Are you telling me TSLA is over valued? What's your thesis as to why this might be?

[Anonymous No.57406356]

KEKLES
>KEKLES
(niggers and jews, son, niggers and jews)

[Anonymous No.57406357]

>>57406316
Any with Himmel doing the deed? Seen a few with Stark and Fern. Also surprised that there weren't many with the demon girls.

[Anonymous No.57406359]

>>57406334
in ca? the world.

[Anonymous No.57406368]

This is the gayest most imaginary rally I've ever seen. +3.3% growth adjusted for inflation (but not housing, food, energy, other shit people actually need). My portfolio being up 20-25% YoY doesn't matter because everybody else's is too, and for some that 20-25% is millions of dollars.

My poorfag apartment still costs fucking $1700/mn when four years ago it wasn't even $1200. Fuck this meme 3.3% "real" growth, fuck this retarded faggot "low" inflation, fuck the retarded clowns that think this is some golden age of wealth and prosperity for average Americans, and fuck the homosexuals that are accumulating vast quantities of wealth far beyond what most people earn across their entire lives by doing literally nothing

[Anonymous No.57406409]

>>57406368
>renting
literally live in a car and just wash your clothes, crotch, and pits at a river with a cup. Best way to accumulate. Minimalism is the way forward. At least you won't live in the pod, you will own stocks, and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.57406422]

>>57406368
>golden age of wealth and prosperity for average Americans
You are not the economy.

[Anonymous No.57406454]

>>57406324
Elon cucked himself by unironically thinking he could solve autonomous driving with some cameras lmfao.

There's a reason while other companies practically solved it (Google, Uber) and only legislation is in the way, while Tesla keeps accelerating into obstacles

TL;DR enjoy the cope and make sure to suck Elon off

[Anonymous No.57406475]

>>57406351
I don’t worship that shit head just because he’s the largest shareholder of Tesla. Whatever. The business is a thriving one. Look at the fundamentals. Fuck Elon. He believes in “AI safety”.

[Anonymous No.57406481]

>>57406149
>calls US crash
>misses China
stick with what you know.

Dang, my favorite country hold music is playing on the webcast of the call. I missed the call, and I'm not even mad cause I got my slide steel guitar.

>>57406264
How major? SD, or LA or both?
puts on BA, WBD, DIS, UUP because it would freak out the market for a day or so.

>>57406454
Wait till the consumer watchdogs find out what 1cm LIDAR microwaves do to human tissues.

[Anonymous No.57406509]

>>57406454
What other business in the world is able to produce vehicles that are as autonomous as teslas? Of course they aren’t full self driving. But is there a competitor? Is there ANY autonomous vehicle as successful and smart as the Tesla? I’m waiting. ONE car that is closer to being “fully autonomous” than Tesla?
Elon is a mortal. I don’t worship that autistic retard he’s just lucky enough to own a lot of nice shit. Tesla will outlive him. And he didn’t even come up with ANY of the innovative ideas behind Tesla he didn’t even start the company. 90% of TSLA is owned by other shareholders.

[Anonymous No.57406594]

>>57406481
>1cm
> LIDAR
Opinion discarded kek

[Anonymous No.57406604]

>>57406422
You think this is a golden age?

[Anonymous No.57406747]

>>57405652
Start ups take time and it's harder if you need to also work full time to support yourself. That's why rich kids have more success because their family can pay their living expenses as they build the company.

[Anonymous No.57406754]

>>57406045
im waiting for xom as well....