/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57409241]

>6 year gap on resume

[Anonymous No.57409254]

>22 year old neet
it's over

[Anonymous No.57409294]

>39 year old neet

[Anonymous No.57409297]

>35
>never had a job
>600k in crypto

[Anonymous No.57409397]

>>57409241
>>57409254
>>57409294
>>57409297

I fail to believe these are real. Honestly as as HR requirement agent I have came across many different resumes but never these type of gaps. It would be a huge red flag for me. Were you in prison? In a coma? Just what exactly have you been doing that you are trying to hide years from me? And please don't give me that: "I will just add something they aren't gonna check it"-bullshit because it is literally my job to sniff out lies from an applicant. One time I had a guy who I was sure was slacking, I noticed an 18 month gap and decided to not mention it to try to see if he would start about it himself and of course he didn't. He had a lot of self esteem and I made him feel comfortable. Real comfortable. Almost as if he had the job already. And then at the end of the interview I said: "Oh and one more thing: What did you do from this to then" and you know what I saw in his eyes? Fear. A grown man actually stuttering trying to come up with excuses. Of course I told him that it was okay and how he was gonna hear from us but his resume went straight into the trash afterwards. It is just a huge red flag. It shows you have no responsibility. Honestly anything more than a month is a big red flag and it just shows you don't take the companies interest over anything else which is just not something i'm looking for with a candidate.

[Anonymous No.57409418]

>>57409241
just lie

[Anonymous No.57409444]

>>57409397
You're a fucking faggot bootlicking moron

[Anonymous No.57409445]

>>57409397
0/10 bait

[Anonymous No.57409449]

>>57409397
I was actually volunteering at the women’s shelter in South Africa during that time. By the way, blue looks really good on you. Is that your natural hair color?

[Anonymous No.57409479]

>>57409418
Your lie would fall apart within 1 minute of some basic questions.

>>57409449
Okay and how are you gonna prove it? Who is your reference? Do you have any pictures from the time you were there?

[Anonymous No.57409492]

>>57409479
learn to lie, chuddy

[Anonymous No.57409530]

>>57409397
> "red flag" appears 3 times in that text wall
just break it down to the essentials, you fucking reddit midwit faggot
go back

[Anonymous No.57409531]

>>57409241
6 year gap on resume?

Here's a fix for that:
* Self-employed contractor working with top level multi disciplinary software as a service SAAS international companies

Fill in the gaps with shit from Chad GPT

FIXED

[Anonymous No.57409561]

>>57409531
>Sounds good, can you show me your work history?
>Or your portfolio?

Oh you don't have any proof of this 'experience' from the past 6 years?

[Anonymous No.57409650]

>>57409479
>Okay and how are you gonna prove it?
Prove it? Am I in a trial or something, lady? Volunteering isn't a job position or a diploma. I have no reason to "prove" what I did with my own free time, ma'am.
Let me tell you that I identify as a woman and right now I'm feeling RAPED by you and the line of questioning that you are following is making me think that you are a racist individual that doesn't like the idea that I helped the poor fellow black community and want me filtered out of the job so you are just looking for reasons to do it.

[Anonymous No.57409722]

>>57409650
lmao
>>57409561
neck yourself

[Anonymous No.57409764]

>>57409561
It's confidential, I have a NDAs with my clients.

[Anonymous No.57409784]

Easy,

So anon it says here, that you have a 6 year gap in employment, why is that?

>time, flies. (Picrel)

[Anonymous No.57409797]

>>57409397
>Honestly as as HR requirement agent I have came across
lmao the fact that you sound like an illiterate nigger makes me almost believe you

[Anonymous No.57409897]

>>57409397
Shit bait

[Anonymous No.57409967]

>>57409479
here's my reference faggot

[Anonymous No.57410626]

>>57409241
Try 12, I still made it. I got lucky during the height of the tech bubble.

[Anonymous No.57410672]

hiding doomjacks on biz is like playing whackamole every day

[Anonymous No.57410698]

HR is a waste of oxygen

[Anonymous No.57410727]

>>57409397
Based

[Anonymous No.57410745]

What should I put on my resume if all my money from the last 3 years has come from drawing furry porn?

[Anonymous No.57410750]

>>57409561
>>57409479
>portfolio
I'm not selling my book of business to you, nigger. This would be a completely different type of discussion should that be the case, and I certainly wouldn't be talking to a low-level recruiter.
You sound like your job is exclusively bullying fresh grads and being the idiot who drafts job openings requiring 10 years of experience plus advanced degrees for lower management level salaries.

[Anonymous No.57410785]

>>57409397
nice LARP
but anyone can fill gaps with fake NDAs
you wouldn't do shit lmao

[Anonymous No.57410811]

>>57409479
Stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.57410831]

Just lie. Pick a defunct corporation in your department of corporations website and just make it up. Say the owner died

[Anonymous No.57410864]

>>57409397
Truth is I'm just gonna change my dates to close the gap and you're not gonna do fuck all about it

[Anonymous No.57410874]

Just say you were self employed doing something related to the job you are applying to, probably varies in difficulty depending on your field.

>>57410864
afaik job dates actually come up in background checks so they can see the period you actually worked for normal companies

[Anonymous No.57410882]

>>57409397
How many newfags these days, it's a fucking copypasta so chill your horses g. I guess this is just another sign that I spend too much time in this shithole.

[Anonymous No.57410904]

>>57409241
>2 semester of withdrawn courses on my law school transcript

I'm top ten percent of my class but it doesn't even matter

[Anonymous No.57410935]

>>57409397
All them (you)'s... good haul sister

[Anonymous No.57410936]

>>57409397
No duh thats because everyone lies on their resume of course its gonna seem out of place.

[Anonymous No.57410952]

>>57409241
you mean 6 years of being self-employed

[Anonymous No.57412529]

>>57409241
just write freelance and pull from experience with other jobs

[Anonymous No.57412656]

>>57409397
High effort bait

[Anonymous No.57412754]

>>57409397
We have fucking lives outside of your faggot ass globohomo corp hellzone. Pretentious faggot kill yourself

[Anonymous No.57412779]

>>57409397
>>57409479
>>57409561
lol faggot

[Anonymous No.57412792]

>>57409397
based and true

[Anonymous No.57412800]

What is my "gap" if I dropped out of high-school at 16 and I am now 36 and I've never had a job?

Is it a 20 year gap? or a 36 year cap?

[Anonymous No.57412805]

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[Anonymous No.57412806]

>32 year old NEET

[Anonymous No.57412888]

>>57409241
You can get a job just not in one of those hyperpsycho environment where everyone is trying to manipulate their value relative to eachother

[Anonymous No.57413140]

>>57409241
Not my problem
>I was racing cars, it's not really relevant to this position
You were doing something right?

[Anonymous No.57413444]

>>57409241
can't have any employment gaps if you've never been employed

[Anonymous No.57413463]

>>57409241
I was milking my BWC to trans latinas for all those years

[Anonymous No.57413492]

One job asks why I left out unrelated work experience
Another jobs asks why I included unrelated work experience

Apollo cursed Cassandra of Troy to be able to see the future, but nobody would believe her. This experience feels somewhat close to that style of curse.

[Anonymous No.57413499]

Get a cdl. Work for fucking western express for 3 months. Hope they just spend months repairing the truck so you don't have to do shit. Get in small accidents they don't report. If you're smart don't even leave when you can anyway.

[Anonymous No.57413529]

>>57413444
literally me and i'll be 28 next month

[Anonymous No.57413684]

>>57409241
What the fuck did you do all those years?

[Anonymous No.57414133]

>>57409397
>newfags havent seen this pasta

[Anonymous No.57414175]

>>57409397
Bait, but given that some people really think like this - people are entitled to take breaks and they don't owe you their life story. Either hire the person who is right for the job, or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.57414285]

>>57414133
Its not pasta I typed it myself

[Anonymous No.57414289]

lol

[Anonymous No.57414313]

Honestly I hope you all learned your lesson. Just be straight forward and honest with the HR department. Remember: We will find out. We will sweat you. It is literally our job.

[Anonymous No.57414317]

>>57409241
You got stranded in the wilderness? How even.

[Anonymous No.57414407]

>>57414317
Some people are just lazy

[Anonymous No.57414418]

>>57409444
checked

[Anonymous No.57414426]

>>57409397
>all these seething replies

Truth hurts, huh?

[Anonymous No.57414968]

Why do the gaps matter though? Never understood that. If you are trying to get some basic wagie job that doesnt need years long school and you are motivated should be enough

[Anonymous No.57414991]

>>57409241
>3 day gap in resume
it's fucking over broskis

[Anonymous No.57415125]

>>57409397
>if you aren't slaving every second of every day of your life before you signed up here, you cannot work here
No normoids really?

[Anonymous No.57415181]

>>57409397
Subhuman

[Anonymous No.57415201]

>>57414991
>5 minute gap on my worksheet
wageslave senpai......go on without me.....the time theft charge is gonna be 25 to life..........

[Anonymous No.57415222]

>>57409397
>I was in a financial situation that allowed me not to work.
What are you gonna do, HR dude? Tell me that is wrong?
Unless wagies are really brainwashed, not a single human being would wake up at 6AM, take public transport, spend like 8 hours being a slave for a couple bucks, take again public transport, eat and go to bed and start again the same day for decades, if they were financially independent.

[Anonymous No.57415226]

>>57415222
Honestly if you aren't gonna work because you had enough money for your bills this is still a huge red flag. I can't believe so many of you don't see this. You don't work to pay your bills, you work because you want to help running the company. So as soon as you don't need the money anymore you are gonna let the company hang out to dry is what you are saying? That shows incredibly weak responsibility. Especially if you have a serious job with a lot of co workers who depend on you.

[Anonymous No.57415229]

>>57415222
The sad thing is, they are brainwashed.
They spend too much money on stuff they don't need and then they're jealous when they see someone has more money than them.

[Anonymous No.57415244]

>>57415226
>you work because you want to help running the company
I want to make my boss richer?
No I don't lol.
I want to do my part of the job, earn money for myself and that's it.
Couldn't care less for my boss or the company and I've been working for 8 years now in the same compy as a software dev

[Anonymous No.57415246]

>>57415244
Okay well do us a favor and say that next time at your job interview. ;)

[Anonymous No.57415258]

>>57415226
loyalty and responsibility are golem social constructs
there is 0 monetary value in applying these family/friend/human oriented values to an anthropomorphized corporate structure
probably even less

[Anonymous No.57415263]

>>57415246
Why would I say that?
I can always lie that I'll put my company in the first place and you will see I had a job for 8 years without taking a single day off for being sick.
And yet I don't care one bit for you or the boss or the company like I don't care right now.

I'm fine where I am right now but if my company would go bankrupt over night I couldn't care less.
I can always find another job

[Anonymous No.57415265]

>>57415226
I just don't like working, its exhausting physically and mentally, if I ever achieve financial independence you can expect me to never wage ever again.

[Anonymous No.57415271]

>>57415265
>I just don't like working, its exhausting physically and mentally

And this is why we will never hire you.

[Anonymous No.57415277]

I'm 33 years old and have have never had a job in my entire life

[Anonymous No.57415283]

>>57415277
Yikes... Now this is just a huge red flag for me. As an HR recruitment agent I would never even consider someone like that.

[Anonymous No.57415288]

>>57409397
Why go through the effort with this bait when you give it all away in the last setence?

[Anonymous No.57415301]

Just a reminder that there's no longer morally wrong to be the blackest nigger while working for some corporate bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57415877]

>>57409241
All these replies and nobody said it yet
>I spend those years transitioning and in therapy to adjust to my new life
>Your ad said you are an equal opportunity employer, so after having said that if you dont hire me you either need a very good case or prepare to get sued and pilloried on social media

There done, at this point the hr roastie will be scared of you and they certainly dont dare to ask for proof

[Anonymous No.57415936]

27 yo self-employed (NEET)

[Anonymous No.57415973]

Literally just lie. You can even lie about your education level. Nobody will check. Even if they do, who cares? It's not illegal to lie on your resume, just apply to a different job.

[Anonymous No.57416065]

>>57415973
It can very well be illegal, not to mention that you will get blacklisted from the entire industry.

[Anonymous No.57416283]

>>57409397
I love this anon. I fell for his bait the first time he posted this. It's hilarious seeing people still falling for it.

[Anonymous No.57416294]

>still going and causing seethe
Excellent

[Anonymous No.57416464]

>>57409241
I've basically got a 15 year gap that's filled with
>yea I've been enrolled in uni and worked part time jobs hehe
Wonder how things will go from here. At least I speak 3 languages including Japanese and given comapny's desperate need for labourers I'll hopefully find something decent anyway. But it is kinda shocking what I've done with my life.

[Anonymous No.57416501]

>>57409241
>6 year gap on my relationship/sex resume

[Anonymous No.57416540]

>>57414285
>Its not pasta
It is now :)

[Anonymous No.57416608]

>8 years for B.Sc.
Still got a job, but I guess I'll be underpaid for life. Good think I don't care about career shit and just want to leech.

[Anonymous No.57416617]

>>57409397
Why do you want to make people's lives difficult?
You sound like a fucking psychopath.

[Anonymous No.57416738]

>>57409241
I've got some 2yr gaps.
On my resume I just said I had a lifestyle break, did some travel, was self employed but not making much money.
I have been questioned about this gap in subsequent interviews, even for my security clearance, but it was all good and I got the job(s).
I only embellished the truth a little - I was NEETing on my own savings after working for 12 years and selling a house. I did a few road trips, did a few projects of my own at home that might have turned into a business. Did some casual work here and there (just mowing a few lawns, moving some motorbikes because I had a van, fixed a few phones or laptops here and there when friends found out I could do that)

[Anonymous No.57416878]

>>57416283
>>57416540
I actually just type it from head so it's slightly different every time

[Anonymous No.57416907]

anon i had a four year or so gap but I've managed to land a very good job you just have to be less picky and realize you're probably going to have to join a company that's Desperate. It wont really be much of an affect your history unless youre trying to join the most corporate of corporate places going where half the people do bullshit jobs anyway but it's somehow "prestigious" to work there. Never give up realize opportunities are a mixture of luck and timing. You'll find something if you allow yourself to look. But ultimately it is on you.

[Anonymous No.57416920]

>>57409397
wow all of these newfriends cant spot copy pasta

[Anonymous No.57416925]

>>57409241
Just explain away resume gaps by telling the prospective employer that you were a “Self-employed equities trader”. It explains any amount of time and makes you look like an intelligent, competent self-starter

[Anonymous No.57416951]

find a company that closed a few months ago and say you worked there. use internet archives to find old phone numbers, call them yourself to ensure no one picks up and put that number in

[Anonymous No.57416990]

>>57409241
>13 year gap

[Anonymous No.57417329]

>>57416608
What did you study?

>>57416878
Even though I know it's pasta, reading it still makes me angry. Congrats on representing HR anon!

[Anonymous No.57417345]

SIGNED A DECADE NDA

[Anonymous No.57417351]

>>57417345
That doesn’t work because they will still give you *something* to put on your resume even if it’s just a shell corporation, and they will have somebody that can verify at least the company and title

[Anonymous No.57417359]

>>57417329
its not pasta i type it out from head and change things slightly probably

pasta is copy paste

[Anonymous No.57417360]

57409397(denied)
10/10 guaranteed replies.

[Anonymous No.57417380]

>>57417359
Fair enough. But is it completely made up or a true opinion? If true, why would you seriously care, and what would be a good response?
I have a 1 year gap I can justify with driving lessons + helping my parents move stuff from their old house to the new one.

[Anonymous No.57417402]

>>57417380
you can always justify a gap in employment with either personal reasons like caring for family members or pursuing education or professional reasons like freelance work or self-employment in your case it sounds like you have legitimate reasons for the gap in your resume which is good

just make sure to explain it clearly and confidently during interviews so that potential employers understand your situation and see that you have valuable skills and experience to offer it's important to remain optimistic and to sell yourself as a capable and competent worker as employers will value those qualities in candidates

[Anonymous No.57417430]

>>57417402
i think the key here is to emphasize the personal reasons as those tend to be more sympathetic than professional ones additionally it's important to present the situation in a confident and positive way so that employers see that you've taken steps to mitigate any potential issues with your gap in employment ultimately it's all about framing the situation in a way that showcases your qualifications and abilities