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What if aliens came to Earth but instead of landing they parked in orbit and sent down trillions of drones to the planet and each drone carried alien poop; like each drone had 100 turds in it (each turd about the same size as a big human-made turd), housed in a little bomb bay that opened up to release the turds, and these trillions of drones started dumping these turds all over Earth causing a big stink.

What effect would that have on the crypto market?

>> No.57628198

Hundreds of trillions of turds would wipe out the human race I'm afraid.

We can barely cope with approx 8 billion turds a day.

There's a 1000 billion in 1 trillion, and you're talking hundreds of trillions.

We would be drowning in turds.

>> No.57628742

>>57628118
Most of the crypto market is a giant shitcoin especially bitcoin anyway.
What if then the earth poop started fighting back against the alien poop and there was a massive war and poop rockets shot up into the orbiting poop and destroyed it .

>> No.57628782

>>57628742
Poopacolypse: Attack of the Poop invasion is first movie in series
Then the second is
Independence Poop : Freedom of Native Poop.
We can have Amazon make it they constantly throw out shit

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>>57628742
>poop war

>> No.57629950

bump, this thread is important

>> No.57629984

>>57628742
the bags you're holding are even bigger useless poop

>> No.57629999

>>57628742
This. Bitcoin is nothing compared to the dollar.

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What if everyone was looking up in awe and wonder but then the turds landed right in their mouths? One can hardly hypothesize the effect this may (or may not) have on the crypto market(s).

>> No.57630090

>>57628118
Poop is nasty

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>>57629999
checked

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>>57629999
>the dollar

>> No.57631470

>>57628118
Aliens are already here

>> No.57631588

>>57628198
Assuming a turd occupies a cubic meter (BIG turd) and the aliens drop 1000 trillion turds (one quadrillion cubic meters) then this is still less than a tenth of a percent of the globe's oceans. That is a big overestimate from the OP.
>TLDR We are not full; send us your turds.

>> No.57631719

>>57631588
Why would they waste turds by dumping them into the oceans though? They wouldn't. So what if you exclude the oceans, and assume all the turds will be dumped on land?

>> No.57631887

>>57628839
Wow it’s real

>> No.57631907

>Indians in space
The horror

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>> No.57633379

If this happened, it would be just another day for me in Mumbai

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>>57628118
>What if aliens came to Earth
they would leave knowing that many make money with BIGMIKE, a coin about michelle obama having a fat cock
I wonder if I cut mine off will it grow a bigger one?

>> No.57634540

>>57628118
what if the Earth fell into a Black hole, how would that affect the crypto market?

>> No.57634571

>>57631887
I mean they think cows are gods or something so not surprising.

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>>57628198
The main problem with this argument is that we cope with mar more turds than you might think. Many places have many more than one turd per day on average