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57643970 No.57643970 [Reply] [Original]

>lied about having a cs degree
>lost job in 2023
>can't find a new one due to competing with masters degrees that just left Google and msft
>lost all the money due to motorbike crash
>broke, jobless, bad health, no degree, single at 31
Whats the easiest way to end it all lol

>> No.57643995

>>57643970
>tumblr image
You're probably from reddit.

>> No.57644133

>>57643970
Is that happens when you make a girl cum? Also what colour is their cum?

>> No.57644141

>>57643970
>lied about having a cs degree
lol literally why

>> No.57644144

>>57643970
Unironically go work a part time job if you’re not too injured from the motorbike accident. If they try to overwork you just leave, and most places are pretty tolerant nowadays and you can get off with slacking at min wage jobs. And try to invest as much as you can while going monk mode.

>> No.57644145

>>57643995
The tumblr subreddits legit have the best content left on there.

Reddit's IPO price will be their ATH.

>>57643970
Congratulations, you've learned how to successfully lie for money, which is literally the most important skill.
You're now ready to become an entreprenoor.
Pick a tech sector, any tech sector (j/k pick AI), ask ChatGPT to code an openAI-using MVP to dazzle the VCs.
Craft elevator pitch and powerpoint decks around the MVP does, but really about what the MVP *will do*.
The MVP proves you have some genius coders in your team, while the wildly unrealistic promises of future greatness prove you're a visionary who's not afraid to reach for the stars.
And then use all of that to lie a lot to a lot of people until some idiot cuts you a check.

There's a line somewhere you're not supposed to cross, or you'll end up Elizabeth Holmesing yourself, but it's much much further than you think.

>> No.57644614

>>57643970
take out a bank loan
put it in crypto
see how it goes for the next year or 2

>> No.57644715

>lil codie loses his job now wants to KYS

kek, you were probly bragging about your 6 fig WFH job that you worked 2 hours a day at just a year ago

you get what you fucking deserve lil codie!

>> No.57644720

Wednesday

>> No.57644750
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57644750

>>57643970
make an all in on beoble, it will crash soon, but you would be dead anyway, So its a win win

>> No.57644899

>>57644614
Literally just this

>> No.57644956

>>57644614
How do I get this so called bank loan?

>> No.57644969

>>57644715
This lmao
Every time I see some fag on 4chan bragging about his zero productivity job, I just imagine him destitute and crying about his situation a year or two from now. Reality catches up sooner or later to you, no gravy train is forever.

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57644972

>>57644956
Put on your yamaka and and hit up the synagogues.

>> No.57645486

>>57643970
>lied about having a cs degree
Good, you got what you deserved

>> No.57646614

>>57644133
Brown, but you have to check the right hole.
Captcha: ARSAY

>> No.57647717

>>57643970
time to start from scratch anon, use your gained knowledge life starts in your 30s