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[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57728381]

stocks

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>>57727147

[Anonymous No.57728400]

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZkT2Rn9zCg

[Anonymous No.57728404]

fuck tripfags
buy LAAC

[Anonymous No.57728411]

where are the links nigger

[Anonymous No.57728412]

I solded

[Anonymous No.57728413]

https://twitter.com/id_aa_carmack/status/1762110222321975442

[Anonymous No.57728419]

>>57728412
bullish

[Anonymous No.57728423]

All tripfags must hang.

[Anonymous No.57728427]

>>57728413
omg a twitter post?!

[Anonymous No.57728430]

>>57728381
>>57728382
Shitting Dick Nipples Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57727147

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728437]

>>57728423
i'm already well hung

[Anonymous No.57728439]

>>57728427
Carmack things NVDA might become a better programmer than he is. Maybe I should buy more.

[Anonymous No.57728453]

>>57728437
No you're not you fat jew. We've seen your disgusting self.

[Anonymous No.57728465]

> The celebrity CEO was busted not selling his Internet service to Taiwan when his contract says he has to. He’s in a tough spot. If he starts selling it, his car factories will suddenly close. If he doesn't sell it, he will lost multiple streams of revenue and loans will be called in and he will have to sell the social media company at fire sale prices. (Elon Musk/China/”Telsa”/”Twitter”)

[Anonymous No.57728476]

>small caps
>value
>small-cap value
How did I get tricked into buying these?

[Anonymous No.57728477]

oh fuck nvda is happened

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728479]

>>57728453
I've been taking human growth hormone, my cock has grown like 2 inches since then and it's fuller and thicker now.

[Anonymous No.57728496]

what technology ETFs should I look at? I just realized that even though tech can be volatile it is quite literally the future. Wondering what some general solid ETFs and some speculative more risky ETFs are but I like ETFs in general just so you don't have to go all in

[Anonymous No.57728498]

I wish Etrade had a "Just fucking sell it all" button.

[Anonymous No.57728503]

>NVIDIA collab news up the ass
>price still tanking this hard
yeah im thinking its over

[Anonymous No.57728509]

Anyone else feel like passive investing is creating a bubble in US stocks? Millions of people put aside part of their income every month and buy US index funds, and it's not only Americans who are doing this. People from all over the world are blindly buying US stocks regardless of the price. This can't end well.

[Anonymous No.57728516]

>>57728479
Where do you get it from? I actually need it and testosterone because I have a legitimate disorder, but jewish doctors keep giving me the run around and wont prescribe me anything.

[Anonymous No.57728520]

>>57728479
But did it regrow your foreskin?

[Anonymous No.57728522]

>>57728509
Extremely anti-semitic post

[Anonymous No.57728523]

>>57728496
Most tech companies don't actually work on tech.
Example: AVP was developed by a startup that Apple bought and it's not even doing well.

[Anonymous No.57728524]

>>57728479
1 + 2 = 3

[Anonymous No.57728526]

>>57728427
You WILL respect Doom Guy.

[Anonymous No.57728530]

i should have bought more SKYT

[Anonymous No.57728536]

Any hope for Pfizer post covid

[Anonymous No.57728540]

>>57728526
no I don't think I will
>literally who?

[Anonymous No.57728550]

>>57728476
>didn't check the
>SCHWAB
>EQUITIES
>RATINGS

[Anonymous No.57728561]

>>57728540
But seriously, everyone here should read Masters of Doom. Great book.

[Anonymous No.57728563]

>>57728550
Oy vey Goyim you MUST check the Shalom! (tm) rating before you buy.

[Anonymous No.57728566]

>>57728536
If one of the multiple company's they bought
has a blockbuster in the pipeline?
For now collect the divvies.

[Anonymous No.57728574]

>>57728530
They finally get that CHIPS Act money by hiring enough trannies and blecks?

[Anonymous No.57728603]

>NVDA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728621]

>>57728561
We should commission our own adult film and call it Masters of Coom.

[Anonymous No.57728623]

>>57728509
If the money is being used for stuff then how would it create a bubble? It just keeps being circulated.

[Anonymous No.57728624]

>>57728381
>bad generals no links
Yep, sell signal.

[Anonymous No.57728626]

>>57728503
sir it's up 1.4%

[Anonymous No.57728630]

>>57728621
There's no money in porn nowadays. All the coom material you could ever want is right here on the internets.

[Anonymous No.57728635]

Welp guess I shouldn't have sold my SOUN at 3.50

[Anonymous No.57728645]

>>57728621
extremely unbased, leftist, perhaps even communist. I regret having ever replied to you.

[Anonymous No.57728647]

>>57728621
They need to really unshackle AIs so that Sora shit can produce adult films. Then, sure, you can throw in some sluts along with the text of the book and make a porn parody no sweat.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728650]

>>57728630
If there's no money in Porn then why is N-Video selling for like $800 a share?

[Anonymous No.57728664]

>>57728650
Jim Cramer told boomers they should buy it at the top

[Anonymous No.57728665]

>>57728623
Wat?
If there is more demand then the price goes up. If that demand is irrational then the price will have to come back down to rational levels at some point.

[Anonymous No.57728667]

>>57728509
>Within economics, reflexivity refers to the self-reinforcing effect of market sentiment, whereby rising prices attract buyers whose actions drive prices higher still until the process becomes unsustainable. This is an instance of a positive feedback loop. The same process can operate in reverse leading to a catastrophic collapse in prices.
You cannot stop it.

[Anonymous No.57728671]

>>57728479
Your hand is getting smaller and smaller

[Anonymous No.57728672]

Porn is free for a very specific reason.

[Anonymous No.57728673]

taking a stab at GDX here

[Anonymous No.57728676]

>>57728509
Literally doesn't matter, unless boomers cash out en-mass.

[Anonymous No.57728682]

>>57728509
no

[Anonymous No.57728688]

>>57728676
They don't. They pass them on to the next generation.
GenX inherits and lives off dividend companies.

[Anonymous No.57728690]

>TLT
What the fuck is his problem bros?

[Anonymous No.57728699]

>>57728690
why do you buy trash TLT?

[Anonymous No.57728698]

Excuse me, I bought calls for NVDA and SPY, and now I have no money?

[Anonymous No.57728700]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIE STOCK MARKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728702]

>>57728690
Inflation is coming in hot and we're going to go up on the yields not down. Joe Biden needs more money for the Ukraine, and Taiwan is about to get their shit pushed in faster than Poland in 1939.

[Anonymous No.57728704]

>>57728700
Lol. No.
Line go up.

[Anonymous No.57728711]

>>57728702
Xi would never.

[Anonymous No.57728717]

>>57728704
Which line? Interest rates?

[Anonymous No.57728725]

>>57728711
Ukraine situation was told exactly like this.

[Anonymous No.57728739]

>>57728700
>DIIIIIIIIIIIIE STOCK MARKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

the market will never crash and you are NGMI
simple as

[Anonymous No.57728747]

SOUN BROS @ 4.75

[Anonymous No.57728757]

>>57728717
Yeah, why not? Got enough cash on hand for that.
What are you? Poor?

[Anonymous No.57728773]

[Anonymous No.57728778]

this option selling shit easy

[Anonymous No.57728786]

>>57728702
>we're going to go up on the yields not down. Joe Biden needs more money for the Ukraine
how is joe going to have money if not printing it? Are you working for it? Does anyone here actually know someone who has a job? I don't. See. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.57728788]

At first I was like

[Anonymous No.57728792]

can any american here kindly explain to me why your servicemen are burning themselves in front of jewish embassies?

[Anonymous No.57728793]

>>57728690
>Writing long term loans to the US federal government
Who the fuck do you think is going to pay you? The 20 million illegal immigrants? The Indians that will fuck off back to India once they cover the country in shit? The dying boomers?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728799]

>>57728711
They said Hitler was a good goy during the 1936 Olympics too.

[Anonymous No.57728800]

>>57728788
But then I was like

[Anonymous No.57728802]

>>57728778
literally can't go tits up

[Anonymous No.57728810]

>>57728802
>tasty trade
>he's a lardass

[Anonymous No.57728811]

>>57728802
actually no, it can't, everything is covered and I'm happy either selling or buying at the strikes I chose
this shit damn easy

[Anonymous No.57728818]

>>57728800
>Hur we don't march in lines though
Western military is no longer professional, it's just a joke.

[Anonymous No.57728819]

>>57728792
It's a free country. People can burn themself wherever they want as long as they don't harm other peoples property.

[Anonymous No.57728825]

>>57728792
If I were in the military I probably would too.

[Anonymous No.57728829]

>>57728819
*themselves

[Anonymous No.57728831]

>>57728811
basefd

[Anonymous No.57728837]

>>57728793
Idk are banks going to give me my money when I ask them to?

[Anonymous No.57728843]

>>57728837
>give me my money
What do you even mean by this? Are you going to an ATM and pulling out $100k for something?

[Anonymous No.57728844]

>>57728673
If you want, you can pay me $25, I'll kick you in the nuts, and you'll save $1.

[Anonymous No.57728849]

>>57728837
currency risk. Bitcoin is the future when no one will use dollar anymore.

[Anonymous No.57728852]

>>57728810
Who the fuck keeps making these low effort Pepes?

[Anonymous No.57728857]

>>57728690
What does Bucc-ee's have to do with TLT?

[Anonymous No.57728859]

Hey TSLA is above $200 again!

[Anonymous No.57728865]

>>57728799
you jews really can't go a day without talking about hitler can you

[Anonymous No.57728873]

OFFICIAL /BIZ/ BOARD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG5C32aATKc

[Anonymous No.57728874]

>>57728843
If I have $100k I should be able to withdrawal that on demand, don’t you think?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728879]

>>57728865
Hitler did the jews a favor by culling all the retards and creating a race of super ultra mega kikes.

[Anonymous No.57728888]

>>57728852
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.57728889]

>>57728849
What happens to the dollar vs. other currencies in a credit crisis?

[Anonymous No.57728892]

>>57728852
Whaddya mean?

[Anonymous No.57728894]

SOUN doin a lil sumtin

[Anonymous No.57728897]

>>57728888
checked

[Anonymous No.57728899]

>>57728889
>credit crisis
what is that?

[Anonymous No.57728900]

>>57728690
It's going to be so funny when the fed actually cuts rates to 0 and TLT continues to crab since it will all be priced in.

[Anonymous No.57728901]

>>57728874
1) The banks say no.
2) The government says no.
3) You won't (what would you even do with that? What counterparty would want $100k in cash? What are they supposed to do with that?)
4) Most bank branches don't even have that kind of cash laying around.

[Anonymous No.57728903]

>>57728509
Yes, US stocks are very expensive right now, that's why you should diversify globally.
Historically, emerging markets stocks have outperformed both US and developed markets stocks, but of course they carry more risk. US and developed are highly correlated.

This is my current portfolio:
>50% US
>25% developed ex-US
>25% emerging markets

[Anonymous No.57728904]

>>57728889
for other currencies other government all print money as US does. only bitcoin will preserve value because of scarcity.

[Anonymous No.57728906]

Just gave JPM customer service a piece of my mind about their insult of an APY on the 6 month cd. They apologized loudly and moved me to the 5% APY 2 month.

[Anonymous No.57728911]

>>57728852
Excuse you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728913]

Why is Amazon getting added to the boomer 30 when N-Video has a higher market capitalization?

[Anonymous No.57728915]

>>57728874
It’s probably easier to buy something with 100k (you just transfer the money electronically) than to withdraw 100k in physical cash

[Anonymous No.57728917]

>>57728859
But why?

[Anonymous No.57728920]

>>57728879
The nice thing about 4chan is that you can find ideas here that you won't anywhere else.
They're not necessarily good ideas but they're unique.

[Anonymous No.57728930]

>>57728903
To add, this does feel the perfect time to buy ex-US. The US market has been on a run for 10+ years now and it is very expensive with a PE of 20+.

[Anonymous No.57728935]

>>57728920
>The nice thing about 4chan is that you can find ideas here that you won't anywhere else.
Yeah, "aping" into NVDA is a really unique idea.

[Anonymous No.57728936]

>>57728852
i like them

[Anonymous No.57728938]

>>57728844
fair offer, but I'll pass this time

[Anonymous No.57728939]

>>57728917
Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.57728942]

>>57728920
true... we should do this to mexicans, imagine a world full of super hot latinas

[Anonymous No.57728945]

wallah

[Anonymous No.57728954]

>>57728901
>Most bank branches don't even have that kind of cash laying around
a big bank in the middle of a major US city had trouble scraping together $7k despite me calling ahead the day before. they ended up giving almost half of it in 50s.

[Anonymous No.57728955]

>>57728942
I'm not sure it makes the women better, have you seen jewish women?

[Anonymous No.57728961]

>>57728939
> https://nypost.com/2023/10/28/metro/soros-funneled-15-m-plus-to-groups-rallying-for-hamas/
rich know chaos leads to richer.

[Anonymous No.57728962]

HONK mimimimi HONK mimimimi

[Anonymous No.57728969]

It's a good day to be a stinky LINK holder. I found my old binance account with ~3k of it. My FBTC doing a little sum sum too.

[Anonymous No.57728970]

>>57728955
no but if you google it you get a pretty clear answer

[Anonymous No.57728974]

>>57728852
They show up all of a sudden and now they're everywhere. Very suspicious

[Anonymous No.57728976]

>>57728970
Based Eva enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.57728979]

btw I told you all to buy MELI, but you never listen, you didn't listen this time either did you?

[Anonymous No.57728981]

>>57728954
Your bank sucks, I regularly walk into my small branch location and take out 8k in cash for gambling and drug money and they always immediately have it in 100s they don’t even need a manager or to go to the vault they just have it in the drawer

[Anonymous No.57728982]

>>57728970
If you google any race you'll see the best ones.
If you go outside in NYC/New Jersy and talk to the women there you'll find they're all frizzy haired fat disgusting whores who are just one step above black women.

[Anonymous No.57728987]

these past couple of market days have been crabbing hard.

[Anonymous No.57728989]

>>57728976
Most perfect pair of tits on cinemá.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57728991]

>>57728979
You said to buy them and then they dropped like 10% the next day.

[Anonymous No.57728992]

>>57728852
>>57728852
finra,sec,eglinafb, etc.

[Anonymous No.57728995]

>nvidia stonk
Some people grow up when they move out or go get a job. I grew up when I realized the stock market is a casino with only a loose relationship with the actual economy

[Anonymous No.57729000]

THANK YOU RANDOM SCHIZO WHO TOLD ME TO BUY SOUN A MONTH AGO

[Anonymous No.57729001]

>>57728800
>sodomy is policy not politics

[Anonymous No.57729003]

>>57728991
that wasn't me

[Anonymous No.57729008]

>>57728476
If you're an index investor who hates money and wants greater volatility they're perfect for you.

https://portfolioslab.com/tools/stock-comparison/VBR/VOO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729013]

>>57728979
You also didn't listen when I told you that everyone in Mexico is coming into the USA and using Amazon, so the Mexican Amazon is losing customers while the American Amazon is gaining customers, also the Mexicans are being given $10,000 to spend at Amazon in the US, so it's being subsidized by our communists, while the communists south of the border are busy starving their populations and forcing the people to flee to America.

[Anonymous No.57729020]

>>57728802
who even is this fucker without that hat ?

[Anonymous No.57729021]

did you forget bobos? its only up from here.

[Anonymous No.57729024]

>>57728995
It's a game of paying a discount for expected future cash flows. Indeed, the correlation with the "real economy" is slim.

[Anonymous No.57729037]

I demand 15% ten year yields

[Anonymous No.57729042]

>>57728381
how 2 stonks?

[Anonymous No.57729058]

>>57728778
which broker are you using?

[Anonymous No.57729059]

>>57728930
And ten years from now you'll find US stock PE are still double those of Europe.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729060]

anybody notice NVDA coiling up like a snake?

[Anonymous No.57729061]

>>57729042

[Anonymous No.57729062]

>>57729042
just buy NVDA and similar and set and forget it’s that easy if you over complicate shit and try to outsmart the algos and the Jews you’ll lose

[Anonymous No.57729070]

>>57729060
le yet another leg higher

[Anonymous No.57729073]

I think Bobos are unironically the good guys.

[Anonymous No.57729082]

>>57729060
Explain for us non technicians.

[Anonymous No.57729087]

>>57728970
wtf Eva is Jewish?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729089]

>>57729070
If I didn't know any better I would agree with you, but (((they))) are going to cut the head off of this snake. Like seriously nobody has a single use case for this AI shit other than naked women.

[Anonymous No.57729091]

>>57729073
>Pigs get slaughtered.
See >>57728400

[Anonymous No.57729094]

>>57729073
The good guys are the ones accurately pricing things. That could be either "side" depending on what's happening in the market.

[Anonymous No.57729095]

>>57729087
Yes. And french.

[Anonymous No.57729096]

>>57729042

[Anonymous No.57729097]

>>57729058
Fidelity

[Anonymous No.57729099]

>>57729082

[Anonymous No.57729103]

>>57729060
Not really, no. Looks like its gonna crab for days.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729109]

>>57729082
I don't care enough about you guys to teach you anything. People ITT treat me like shit on a daily basis so you can figure it out on your own.

[Anonymous No.57729110]

>>57729087
https://youtu.be/Y3z4jUtB5Gg?si=twTaN7CsujOhgzcn

[Anonymous No.57729117]

>>57729109
>People ITT treat me like shit on a daily basis
To be fair, you do sound like a retard.

[Anonymous No.57729124]

>>57729059
Not if Putin nukes LA and New York.

[Anonymous No.57729126]

>>57729109
Sorry baggie people are mean.

[Anonymous No.57729128]

https://youtu.be/CCF1_jI8Prk?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.57729132]

>>57729109
Shut the fuck up lmao.

[Anonymous No.57729137]

>>57729087
Every species has mutations. When the jews get a beauty, that's a mutant - and their strategy has been to try to marry those off to royalty and such.

[Anonymous No.57729139]

>>57729060
have you ever watch NVDA/SOX?

[Anonymous No.57729151]

>>57729109
delete your trip faggot

[Anonymous No.57729161]

[Anonymous No.57729162]

>>57729042
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

If you want some spice, 100% SSO. But the same principles apply.

[Anonymous No.57729168]

>>57729109
They do this to all the smart investers

[BaggieI<3Gookfu No.57729169]

>>57729151
fine

[Anonymous No.57729171]

>>57729126
wtf is this

[Anonymous No.57729200]

>>57729171
Probably some religous cult

[Anonymous No.57729211]

I'm about to become a bogleGOD

[Anonymous No.57729230]

>>57728437
>>57728479
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my best to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

[Anonymous No.57729243]

>>57729089
I wonder if and how long they could apply and spin the "one more booster shot until we go back to normal" carrot on a stick meme; just with AI.
>one more chip generation and we'll have a use case
this euphoria might come in waves, for quite some time.

[Anonymous No.57729245]

What should I YOLO 200 dollars in?
The dumber the better and dumbest one usually works out all the time.

[Anonymous No.57729251]

>>57729245
BA

[Anonymous No.57729259]

>>57729245
spy 495p 3/1

[Anonymous No.57729262]

>>57729245
soun seems to be in the wheelhouse of what you are seeking.

[Anonymous No.57729290]

>>57729171
Seems like a cult.

[Anonymous No.57729293]

>her portfolio is crabbing today
NGMI

[BaggieI<3Gookfu No.57729308]

>>57729230
I already took off the tripcode retard

[Anonymous No.57729315]

Has anyone watched Mia Lee’s latest video from today? Good video about equities and stock market fundamentals. The queen of /biz/ for sure.

[Anonymous No.57729316]

How is $LUNR even down? This company should be at $10. BOBO really won this time bros.
Literally green on everything, my portfolio would be BEAUTIFUL if i didnt have these 150 LUNR stocks weighing it down.

[Anonymous No.57729321]

>If I just had 200k i would have already made enough money for the next 3-4 years despite my 2 most useless investments in my virtual wallet being AMD and MSFT

It will take me years

[Anonymous No.57729338]

>>57729308
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You still appear to be namefagging when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops!

[Anonymous No.57729339]

Why is Kroger vs Albertsons merger being opposed by the Biden administration? I don't understand being concerned about grocery monopolies when wal mart exists

[Anonymous No.57729355]

>>57729316
Major slurping opportunity. I sold puts.

[Anonymous No.57729365]

Bought the Google dip 3 times today, what the fuck

[BaggieI<3Gookfu No.57729366]

>>57729338
we were discussing my use of a tripcode. my identity was literally the topic in question retard.

[Anonymous No.57729373]

SELL
>SELL
SELL
E
L
LIGMA STEVE JOBSOXL IS SHIT COMPARED TO USD

[Anonymous No.57729378]

>>57729315
Based. She visited us at 345pa this year.
She really knows her stuff.

[Anonymous No.57729397]

>>57729315
Mia Li?

[Anonymous No.57729402]

>>57729366
Hi there!
You still appear to be namefagging when posting! Whoops!

[Anonymous No.57729419]

>>57729321
Doubt you would take as much risks with 200k. What are your returns and time period?

[Anonymous No.57729423]

>>57729316
Blame their women who were driving the lander

[Anonymous No.57729433]

>>57729316
>$LUNR
Why did it go up in the first place? Fucking pajeets landed a rover on the moon a while ago, and it didn't tip over either.
So many fags are trying to get rich quick by guessing the next "big thing".

[Anonymous No.57729441]

>coimplaining about a chance to get in cheap

[Anonymous No.57729446]

if baggot makes another thread i'm going to strangle the next jew i see

[Anonymous No.57729469]

Will tech layoffs cause stock movement?

[Anonymous No.57729473]

How the fuck does NVDA keep doing the sneedful?

[Anonymous No.57729478]

>>57729419
like, by the middle of January I didnt even know what to buy, and it´s still at 47k in proffit. I could just get a shit job in Mcdonalds and live of that money and the extra and what these companies pay in dividends while letting my account grow

[Anonymous No.57729482]

Making money should NOT be this easy. Remember to set stop losses.

[Anonymous No.57729481]

>>57729262
Unironically sounds fun af. There you go.

[Anonymous No.57729485]

any EU anons here ever make USD deposits to IBKR account? I can see this requires SWIFT wire, which can be pretty expensive. I am even considering exchanging my USD to EUR, and go with SEPA wire (which is free, at least in my case), but exchange also will cost. any other ways to transfer USD to IBKR cheaply in EU without too much fuckery?

[Anonymous No.57729486]

>>57729469
Layoffs are bullish.
>>57729473
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57729490]

NVIDEO

[Anonymous No.57729491]

>>57729469
Stock movements of it going straight up, yeah.

[Anonymous No.57729493]

>>57729478
>eToro
OH NO NO NO

>>57729481
based

[Anonymous No.57729496]

i fucking hate tripfags so fucking much

[Anonymous No.57729495]

>>57729339
Most mergers are bad for investors and consumers and M&A is frowned upon by this administration.

[Anonymous No.57729501]

>>57729482
Yep. Even if there's a landslide and you sell after you trigger, at least you salvage something on the one hand and prevent disaster on the other. To hell with your lightning reflexes.

[BaggieI<3Gookfu No.57729505]

>>57729473
Trust me, once the feminists start demanding action be taken against robot waifus and ai revenge porn, you'll see them take a hit. The problem is women are retarded so they are too stupid to actually see the problem that is beginning to take shape. It can go much higher before anything actually happens, and it's like once you listen to a song on pandora you can't unhear the song.

[Anonymous No.57729506]

>>57729491
this. if stocks aren't moving 5% a day they are not even relevant anymore.

[Anonymous No.57729513]

>>57729478
But you have 200k+ usd right there. What was the problem again?

[Anonymous No.57729518]

>>57729495
But wal mart exists. There is no way Kroger Albertsons could cause as much mayhem as them.

[Anonymous No.57729532]

>>57729513
virtual account I'm guessing, eToro offers that

[Anonymous No.57729544]

This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57729548]

>>57729544
*bullish

[Anonymous No.57729556]

There is still way too much biological female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57729561]

>>57729544
I like this propaganda. People will be fired, not reduced in work hours.

[Anonymous No.57729562]

>>57729544
AI is already giving some people zero-day workweeks.

[Anonymous No.57729564]

>>57729544
Which company can replace the most workers? I would say maybe MSFT? But they have boner for indians.

[Anonymous No.57729570]

>>57729544
Does this mean they'll start importing less H1B jeetcoders?

[Anonymous No.57729574]

UVXY is a no brainer here
CEO Lionel Uvxy has been buying shares hand over fist.

[Anonymous No.57729579]

>>57729493
meh, when i get some 10k in this account im just going to get another broker

>>57729513
it´s a virtual wallet

[Anonymous No.57729585]

>>57729478
>overpriced tech stocks portfolio
You are in for a rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.57729593]

>>57729544
Already happened to me and I'm still WFH and getting a promotion.

[Anonymous No.57729607]

in fact, i´ll only keep this broker to make it a public account so that at some point i can promote those dumb arabs to copy trade me

>>57729585
meh, it 50% on tech and 50% on other stuff

[Anonymous No.57729610]

>>57729518
Yes but Walmart was a monopoly BEFORE Biden was selected as president. If you think that doesn't make sense remember that the average voter in America is an obese mexican on welfare that doesn't speak English.

[Anonymous No.57729616]

>>57729585
>You are in for a rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.57729625]

>he didnt buy SOUN a month ago when i was shilling it
hahahahah lmfao dumbfucks

[Anonymous No.57729629]

>>57729544
In a perfect world there would be a white woman in that picture and we would get free feet pics baka.

[Anonymous No.57729632]

BUDDY LOOK AT BIG MAC COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57729651]

WTFWT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729654]

SPY was sussin so I got $508 2/29Ps and $506 3/28Ps strait up bussin, fr fr no cap.

[Anonymous No.57729659]

>>57729625
what did you say? besides go buy it?

[Anonymous No.57729674]

Friendly reminder that JPM is still undervalued.

[Anonymous No.57729679]

>>57729659
what else do you need to hear? when you see random shit stocks get shilled on /biz/ you should pay attention

btw OMQS

[Anonymous No.57729684]

>>57728982
>If you go outside in NYC/New Jersy and talk to the women there you'll find they're all frizzy haired fat disgusting whores who are just one step above black women.
Don't remind me, as soon as I'm reasonably able I need to move the fuck out of the NJakistan. Kentucky seems like the best overall option, beautiful state, beautiful women (so I've heard), great on guns, and not too far from family in NJ / NYC. How much would I need to move, and what would your plan be if you had to do it within a year or so?

[Anonymous No.57729689]

lol.

[Anonymous No.57729693]

>PANW
Perhaps the clearest buy signal of all time

[Anonymous No.57729694]

>>57729679
what the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.57729697]

>>57729684
Couldn't you just move to New Hampshire if you're already in NY/NJ?

[Anonymous No.57729701]

>>57729689
>"Give me more lobbying money and I'll forget I ever said this." - Ted

[Anonymous No.57729702]

>>57729674
>not an A

[Anonymous No.57729707]

>>57729042
>Buy high, sell low
But seriously, buy VOO, and some NVDA if you can afford it.

[Anonymous No.57729708]

>>57729693
>strike 200
>currently at 300
what did pelosi mean by this
also this bitch be pumpin today

[Anonymous No.57729724]

>>57729702
Guess who will own schwab someday.

[Anonymous No.57729725]

>>57729109
>People ITT treat me like shit on a daily basis so you can figure it out on your own.
If you don't like people treating you like shit, why do you use a tripcode named Baggie? You're just kicking the bee hive at that point.

[Anonymous No.57729727]

>>57729693
lmao is that why it's up 10%?

[Anonymous No.57729732]

>>57729593
Because of AI?

[Anonymous No.57729733]

>>57729708
We need an ETF that invests in shit our corrupt overlords are buying up.

[Anonymous No.57729740]

>>57729679
>>57729694
I'm one shill post away of buying 100 shares as a joke

[Anonymous No.57729742]

>>57729708
because not everyone is an overleveraged monkey

[Anonymous No.57729746]

TUP anon roped?

[Anonymous No.57729749]

>>57729564
>MSFT? But they have boner for indians.
why is that exactly?
It all started out like every other big tech corp today; founded and run by white males.

[Anonymous No.57729753]

>>57729684
What >>57729697 said. NH would probably be your best option plus you'd still be in the northeast.

Also if cities are your thing and you have to be close to NYC for work or whatever, Center City philly is actually a pretty decent option. Lots of hot new grads and rent is about a quarter of what you'd pay for something in NYC.
>t. live in chicago but are in both for work frequently

[Anonymous No.57729766]

>>57729749
>hire Indians
>indians prefer their own kind
>more Indians get hired
>indians prefer their own kind
>more Indians get hired
>indians prefer their own kind
Oops looks like an Indian company now! Jai Shri ram!!

[Anonymous No.57729768]

>>57729742
I see, I guess that just gives her a nice 3x levvy essentially

[Anonymous No.57729770]

>>57729708
Buying deep ITM calls is a simple way to get leverage on a stock without paying a premium for the time value. It's one of the more conservative and responsible ways to buy calls.

[Anonymous No.57729771]

buy your EV charging stocks now or enjoy getting priced out forever

[Anonymous No.57729772]

>>57729708
What is panw and why should I care when I have nvda printer?

[Anonymous No.57729776]

> Palo Alto Networks, Inc. engages in the provision of network security solutions to enterprises, service providers, and government entities.
>It operates through the following geographical segments: the United States, Israel, and Other Countries.

[Anonymous No.57729785]

>>57729749
Tribalism for me, not for thee.

[Anonymous No.57729794]

>>57729771
tickers?

[Anonymous No.57729795]

>>57729770
well.. there's still a premium. For Pelosi's calls today you need to pay 123.55 but the curr price - strike is 107.532. But it's a reasonable move, I get it.

[Anonymous No.57729802]

>>57725739
You should've listened.

[Anonymous No.57729803]

>>57729749
I'm guessing they loaded up on H1Bs and outsourcing for cheaper labor, and that got to the point they needed a POOLEADER so that that army of POOSLAVES would more happily serve.

[Anonymous No.57729804]

>>57729776
Sounds pretty based to me.

[Anonymous No.57729817]

>>57729679
how much time do I have?

[Anonymous No.57729821]

>>57729776
So a j00 company helping out other j00s bought by j00s while they try to outj00 each other?

Tell me how I can profit from this. And don’t say just buy market price when it’s already mooned and following nvda

[Anonymous No.57729822]

>>57728792
ZOGbots were forced to take the jabs, now they're malfunctioning.

[Anonymous No.57729825]

>>57729482
>stop losses
No way I'm letting the tiny hats steal my money. They pay to know what your stop loss is to rig the market.

[Anonymous No.57729824]

STOP RESLURPING, ITS' OVER

[Anonymous No.57729826]

>>57729776
Sorry, but unless Pelosi knows they're about to get a gazillion dollar govt contract I don't see anything desirable about it. PE is high and earnings are meh, and so is the performance of the stock.

[Anonymous No.57729838]

>>57729817
dont rush, just keep it on your radar

[Anonymous No.57729841]

>>57729776
fuck I really want to copy Pelosi's trade.

[Anonymous No.57729849]

>>57729753
Cities are definitely not my thing, I much prefer suburb and even living the sticks, but still reasonably close to a city for good hospitals. NH sounds great, can't believe I never seriously considered it before.

[Anonymous No.57729850]

>>57729749
>why is that exactly?
As soon as you hire one pajeet manager, that's the only type of employee he'll hire.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729853]

>>57729725
>why do you use a tripcode named Baggie?
its short for my original trip which was Bagholder Extraordinaire, but someone hacked my tripcode and figured out how to make fake posts using my tripcode so i needed to make a secure tripcode.

[Anonymous No.57729854]

>saw googles Gemini is making the founding fathers black, trans, and indigenous
>they shut it down
>shorted GOOG
>making money
Are you really not option trading based on mimetic energy ?

[Anonymous No.57729857]

Didn't Pelosi buy a ton of NVidia a few months ago?

[Anonymous No.57729858]

>>57729841
She always sells on loss despite being an insider.

[Anonymous No.57729868]

THE GREEN COMPANY KEEPS ON GOING GREEN

[Anonymous No.57729869]

>>57729858
I don't know man
https://twitter.com/PelosiTracker_

[Anonymous No.57729871]

>>57729857
Yep.

[Anonymous No.57729886]

We've reached the high plateaus. From here only down. To the deepest circle of hell.
https://youtu.be/OtcQhbMZscI?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.57729891]

>>57729772
Jews hawking routers and security appliances.

[Anonymous No.57729892]

>>57729869
What a shame nitter no longer works.

[Anonymous No.57729895]

i bought some panw. wsb is going to talk about this as next nvidia and its going to be self fuffilling prophecy

[Anonymous No.57729897]

>>57729858
>>57729869
13Fs have extremely low resolution. You can't really follow insiders with them.

[Anonymous No.57729906]

>>57729892
It actually does. When you get the HSTS error just type: "thisisunsafe" into chrome/edge and it will load it anyway.

[Anonymous No.57729909]

>>57729826
>but unless Pelosi knows they're about to get a gazillion dollar govt contract
Maybe she will tell us if they did before she buys millions of dollars in calls.

[Anonymous No.57729911]

>>57729850
what about all these DEI stuff?

[Anonymous No.57729916]

>>57729776
You're G*d damned right

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729924]

>>57729911
an all pajeet board would be the most diverse board in history retard.

[Anonymous No.57729927]

>>57729733
There is one, problem is you're always one step behind anyhow.

[Anonymous No.57729934]

>>57729679
>>57729694
>>57729740
This is for (You) anon.

[Anonymous No.57729939]

>ARM holdings P/E ratio
>1850
The market has gone absolutely insane. They will write books about this period in history.

[Anonymous No.57729944]

>>57729934
FUck forgot pic

[Anonymous No.57729948]

>>57729749
indians will hire indians
simple as

[Anonymous No.57729951]

>>57729886
based parkway drive enjoyer

[Anonymous No.57729955]

>>57729939

[Anonymous No.57729959]

>>57729939
Friendly reminder to put his on loop.
>>57728400
Everyday. For the next year.

[Anonymous No.57729962]

>>57729939
it's a softbank pump and dump

[Anonymous No.57729967]

>>57729959
*this

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57729977]

>>57729974
>>57729974
>>57729974

[Anonymous No.57729983]

>>57729849
Cities won't be my thing forever but there aren't many places better than the center of a major city for a 25 year old in a good career finally starting to make some money (me minus single). It's like a god damn playground.

Course I'll eventually outgrow it, as do most. NH is very nice for that. My GF (soon to be fiancee?) is in Admin at a very good school district right outside of Chicago so eventually we'll probably move to the suburb where that district is. Makes the high property taxes worth it; every dollar I spend in property taxes are returned to us (via her salary/benefits) like sevenfold.

[Anonymous No.57729993]

>>57729948
Indians are not strictly the problem, Bramin caste in positions of leadership are. https://www.notablebrahmins.com/satya-nadella/

[Anonymous No.57730035]

>>57729955
>The last white man going to public school in the United State of America, circa 2099.

[Anonymous No.57730077]

Explain to me the bullish case for LUNR
Will Elon buy it up?

[Anonymous No.57730293]

>>57728381
Based kitty

[Anonymous No.57730378]

>>57729749
>MSFT has a boner for indians.

well, I guess I´ll never open a stake on them with my own real money

[Anonymous No.57731451]

I have a simple question about stock splits.
If I had invested $60K in Tesla, buying 3000 shares, does that mean I would have had 45000 shares after the 5:1 and 3:1 splits, and made $11M in profits after selling at $250 a share?

[Anonymous No.57731466]

>>57731451
*$60K in Tesla at $15 a share

[Anonymous No.57731479]

>>57731466
*at $20 a share, I mean. You get the point kek