/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57776653]

Make It Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57774021

[Anonymous No.57776669]

Finally a properly baked bread.

Let's go DELL.

[HARBINGER OF MIDCAPS No.57776675]

VO +.37%

VOO +.25%
VTI +.26%
VONG +.29%
SPY +.21%

[Anonymous No.57776686]

rock hard cocks

[Anonymous No.57776688]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.57776695]

Should I hold AVAV through it's earnings next week?

[Anonymous No.57776714]

laac anon you the goat

[Anonymous No.57776719]

>markets

I thought bobos said we are were in a bubble? Looks fine to me!

>https://youtu.be/zMcx91fvvl4?si=SSwy2gMbVkQYa32P&t=577

[Anonymous No.57776731]

SOUN bros, how are we feeling right now?

[Anonymous No.57776735]

I will short this fucking clown market to the ground. I don't care if I have to borrow money to do it.

[Anonymous No.57776743]

Is physical uranium going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57776749]

DELL CALLS??????!!!!

[Anonymous No.57776760]

DEL TACO??????!!!!

[Anonymous No.57776761]

>>57776688
Who doesn’t like peach fuzz?

[Anonymous No.57776762]

>US House votes to avert US government shutdown

Inflation printers go BBRRRRRRRR

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57776772]

>>57776688
>brazillian ape woman

[Anonymous No.57776779]

They doubted us, SOXLbros
They didn't listen
They didn't learn

[Anonymous No.57776780]

>>57776743
Followup: Just looked at SILXY. Yes it is.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57776789]

>>57776761
I ben she's got a bigger mustache than Super Mario

[Anonymous No.57776794]

>PANW
>Cybersecurity firm with offices in Israel
>Started by a jew
>Partner with the WEF to stop "cyberpandemics"
>Pelosi just bought calls deep in the money that expire early 2025

Cyberpandemic confirmed during 2024 election. Time to buy.

[Anonymous No.57776814]

>>57776772
It's actually female? Who or what the hell is she?

[Anonymous No.57776815]

>>57776653
So I’m at vagabond level cash wise but middle class lifestyle wise. The cheat code is to leave the USA for Eastern Yourope.

[Anonymous No.57776816]

>>57776688

[Anonymous No.57776821]

>>57776814
have you never seen a Brazilian?

[Anonymous No.57776822]

>>57776653
GUYS I THOUGHT ROLLING POSITIONS WAS FREE WHAT THE FUCK NOW I HAVE TO PAY $19897 DOLLARS TO ROLL OVER 200 WORTHLESS CONTRACTS WHAT THE FUCK IM POOR AGAIN WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.57776824]

>>57776794
>Partner with the WEF to stop "cyberpandemics"
Oh I just love and adore these people.

[Anonymous No.57776841]

>>57776822
(((free)))

[Anonymous No.57776852]

>>57776822
skill issue
tell the specifics at least

[Anonymous No.57776863]

my portfolio is down $0.19 today, it wont even display a % that low. what kind of retarded market is this

[Anonymous No.57776881]

>>57776688
Utterly disgusting

[Anonymous No.57776888]

>>57776852
I bought BOIL puts at the bottom and didnt sell when I was up 120% because my parents never loved me

[Anonymous No.57776898]

>>57776743
I don't understand what the business model is. Product is:
>highly regulated
>in the ground
>Not purchasable
>Not Sellable
>The bombs have been used almost never (Twice, though I believe really never)

How the fuck does it stay in business besides dense penetrators for munitions?

[Anonymous No.57776908]

>>57776731
Sold 200, holding 300 (lost $1300 on Bit Farms yesterday).

[Anonymous No.57776910]

>>57776888
these aren't specifics
but you do you i guess

[Anonymous No.57776916]

>>57776910
What the fuck do you mean specifics?

[Anonymous No.57776921]

>>57776822
Yeah dummy. You’re buying to close the old contract (which the buyer obviously made some bank on) and selling to open a new one. Try pushing the date further out until you pay nothing or get a small bit off cash. Looks like you’ll be bag holding this option for awhile. Shit happens and you live and learn.

[Anonymous No.57776919]

ugly market

[Anonymous No.57776924]

>>57776653
this doesn't make sense to me. are we referring to mutt bucks? kangaroo bucks? leaf monopoly money? bong pounds?

[Anonymous No.57776936]

>>57776898
you are aware that they invented these things called nuclear reactors right?

[Anonymous No.57776945]

>>57776916
You are LARPing, aren't you?
What exactly did you buy when at what price, etc.

[Anonymous No.57776947]

Does height affect your ability to make money in the stock market?

[Anonymous No.57776948]

>>57776921
I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY TO ROLL THE POSITION. I DOUBLED DOWN WITH THE REST OF MY CASH. I CANNOT ROLL ANY CONTRACTS AT ALL

[Anonymous No.57776963]

>>57776653
If I had hundreds of thousands to my name, I wouldn't be renting an apartment, lol. Another problem I have with that chart is it looks like prices for the (((developed west))). Why would you stay here if you didn't need to for work? You could go live well in a middle income country or a developing country with far less.

[Anonymous No.57776964]

>>57776947
I didn't know Jews came in 6+ foot models.

[Anonymous No.57776966]

>>57776945
Why the fuck does it matter? I told you I bought puts at the bottom. I thought natgas would hit 1.44 so I bought my puts at 1.65 and went up 120% as it dipped to 1.54 only to now be 1.85 and my puts are worthless. I have puts going all the way down to $8 BOIL.

[Anonymous No.57776970]

>>57776947
Maybe. But I'm sure Scholz won in germany because his opponent Laschet was smaller.

[Anonymous No.57776984]

I just bought Nvidia. The market is now going to Crash isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57776986]

SPY bull flagging for the last 6 sessions. The upside break is going to melt faces.

[Anonymous No.57776993]

>>57776688
Something new to lookup on (((pornhub)))

[Anonymous No.57777006]

[Anonymous No.57777008]

>>57776966
So you're long puts and want to "roll" even though they would expire worthless?

[Anonymous No.57777018]

>>57775990
ARVN
I mistakenly wrote AMRS last thread KEEEEEK [Rent Free!]

[Anonymous No.57777023]

>>57776688
chekd trips and duble dubs SOXL to $100

[Anonymous No.57777033]

>>57776794
PANW price predictions in Nov 2024?

[Anonymous No.57777039]

>>57776970
>Laschet
It's even in his name.
"lasch" means limp in German.
On the other hand, Scholz is as tall as a gardening gnome.

[HARBINGER OF MIDCAPS No.57777047]

>>57777036
>>57777036
>>57777036
>>57777036
>>57777036

[Anonymous No.57777057]

>>57776653
Sold my entire ARDX position just now lads god it feels good to get out of something. Holding that bitch since December 2021

[Anonymous No.57777059]

>AMD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57777062]

stinky anal sex with wildly attractive women

[Anonymous No.57777063]

>>57776824
>cyberpandemics
what is a cyberpandemic exactly?

[Anonymous No.57777065]

>>57777008
BOIL decays, the price will inevitably go back down to $10 and below, its just a matter of when. It could be as soon as april. So if I rolled those contracts to april, Id be able to make money on them. Why wouldnt I roll them instead of simply saying goodbye to over $7000? I mean, they are going to expire worthless tomorrow anyway, so Im saying goodbye regardless because i cant afford to roll them

[Anonymous No.57777083]

>>57777047
Reported for purposefully trying to derail a thread.

[Anonymous No.57777087]

>>57777018
>ARVN
>investing in the South Vietnamese army

[Anonymous No.57777099]

>>57777065
You first should try to explain how to "roll" a long options position in the first place.

[Anonymous No.57777100]

>>57777057
very nice I’m hoping I can finally shed my SOXL

[Anonymous No.57777107]

>>57776947
gonna have to question anything presented by someone with a poo name like 'Noor Siddiqui'... that name sounds like something a cartoonist would put as a caption when someone stepped in dogshit.

[Anonymous No.57777108]

>>57777063
People talking on the Internet about things they don't like, prolly.

[Anonymous No.57777116]

>>57777099
What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.57777117]

GOD DAMN MY SQQQ IS GETTING BRUTALLY SHIT BLASTED

[Anonymous No.57777124]

>>57776948
Roll the contracts forward for another six months to a year or accept that you will get assigned at the price you agreed too in the first place. Either way you’re going to be bag holding for a while and do better next time. Post the ticker so we can laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.57777134]

>>57777116
No, go ahead.
What do you need to do in order to "roll" that position of yours?
Explain it to us.

[Anonymous No.57777136]

>>57776653
Buy BNXAF and thank me later

[Anonymous No.57777145]

>>57777059
why though?

[Anonymous No.57777160]

LUNR to be bought out for $75 / share by July.
Buy a shitton LUNR today, get rich in July.

[Anonymous No.57777167]

Pelosi looks really good for 80+
Bullish for Palo Alto networks ngl

[Anonymous No.57777173]

>>57777136
>dat volume
Sorry jeet, not buying your worthless bags

[Anonymous No.57777174]

Heed my words, six years of crabbing

[Anonymous No.57777179]

>>57777145
TA

[Anonymous No.57777180]

>buy SOUN solely because a news article on the front page of yahoo news said nvidia invested in them
>went up 100% in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.57777184]

>>57777124
>accept that you will get assigned at the price you agreed too in the first place
from what I understand is that he BOUGHT puts that are now out of the money and about to expire worthless...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57777188]

>>57777160
This bitch is probably responsible for the fucking rover tipping over, and cost me like 1000 dollars.

[Anonymous No.57777190]

>>57777180
I bought some because the name was cool :)

[Anonymous No.57777192]

>>57777160
Don’t bother with a source. I’ll just take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.57777207]

Nobody can ever provide an answer as to why AMD can randomly pump like that and why it can afford to trade as such an insane PE when NVDA utterly trounces AMD and is trading at 1/6 of its PE.
Why is NVDA so undervalued in its sector? And why is AMD so overvalued? We will never know

[Anonymous No.57777217]

>>57777134
I dont know what youre getting at. You have to buy a new position and close the previous. Robinhood UI allows you to do this seemlessly. I just assumed that it meant I could move my same contracts to a new date because Ive never used options before.

[Anonymous No.57777225]

>>57777192
Is that the robin hood customer who an heroed over that?
He looks like the polchud meme incarnate...

[Anonymous No.57777224]

>>57777188
No, that was the "artwork" tacked on to the craft by Jeff Koons.

[Anonymous No.57777227]

>>57777184
Ok. I was assuming he sold and is now regretting the strike price.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57777230]

>>57777207
Why hasn't anybody posted AI lewds of Jenna getting fucked by a dog? I thought you guys were cool.

[Anonymous No.57777237]

organic market

[Anonymous No.57777243]

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

[Anonymous No.57777246]

>>57777207
>AMD anticipating nearly doubled earnings by Q4 of this year
Something's brewing over at AMD

[Anonymous No.57777249]

Remember when you thought you were gonna short the market crash and become rich?

Remmebr when you were gonna time the market bottom and make it?

How's that working out?

[Anonymous No.57777258]

>>57776963
If only polcels actually fucked off from the West instead of only pretending they would

[Anonymous No.57777261]

NVDA's forward PE is ~30

[Anonymous No.57777264]

>>57776936
Are they building more? The US has built exactly 1 plant in 40 years, Germany refuses, France has the most but isn't expanding, and everyone else is either too poor or have their own state-owned mining/refining operations and don't participate in global uranium markets. Selling nuclear fuel to Russia and Iran just isn't possible.

[Anonymous No.57777267]

>>57777225
That’s him. Now anons got to sign waivers and shit to trade options.

[Anonymous No.57777273]

>>57777261
Undervalued

[Anonymous No.57777282]

>>57777258
I know a place that barely has any people

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57777294]

>>57777224
Modern art pisses me off so fucking much. Putting 3 basketballs in a fucking fish tank does not make you the next fucking Picasso.

[Anonymous No.57777302]

>>57777180
You better sell now cause it's dumping in 15 mins when earnings are out

[Anonymous No.57777303]

>>57777217
> never used options before
It shows new fren.

[Anonymous No.57777309]

>>57777302
oooooooo CHEAPIES!!

[Anonymous No.57777318]

>>57777264
>Are they building more?
Uh, yes. Very much so. For example https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/technology/india-to-build-18-nuclear-reactors-with-138gw-of-capacity-by-2032/ar-BB1iUTIu

[Anonymous No.57777326]

>>57777777

[Anonymous No.57777333]

>>57777261
>>57777273
Nah. That just puts them back in the realm of normalcy. What cools my ardor a bit is noticing that their PEG has jumped from just under 1 to 1.8. Their gains (insane as they were) were not keeping up with the even more insane amount of dough they were raking in. Now it has, very much so.

[Anonymous No.57777336]

>>57777227
Check what he wrote >>57776888 >>57776966 >>57777065 >>57777217.
Anon might be in some deep shit because he's lacking fundamental knowledge about options.
>>57777217
Anon, not even joking.
You might be in some deep shit.
SOME DEEP SHIT, ANON!
I'm almost certain that you lack fundamental knowledge about options trading.
If there is something like a customer support at RH then contact them and have them explain your option.
I am not kidding and not memeing.
Seek support, you might be in some deep shit!

[Anonymous No.57777337]

Just bought some Target. Earnings coming up which they consistently beat, charts pretty bullish at least for the short term plays. See an easy 10%+ coming up.

[Anonymous No.57777347]

>>57777246
AMD gave a worse guidance whereas NVDA beat expectations. AMD is losing to NVDA and it's showing. Of course... it doesn't really matter since the CEOs are cousins but I'm still pissed that AMD is trading at 6x NVDA's PE when everything is pointing in NVDA's direction.

[Anonymous No.57777348]

>>57777318
Oh God. Wonderful. That's 18 nuclear Bhopal disasters in the making. A cloud of radioactive vapor that smells of curry and human shit will circle the globe.

[Anonymous No.57777349]

Bought some HOWL because how can you not love that name and ticker?

[Anonymous No.57777352]

ARM bros, are we gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.57777373]

>>57777348
Who cares, as long as they bought the uranium?

NOT
MY
PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.57777380]

>>57777352
>Werewolf Therapeutics Inc
okay, i'm thinking howl is based.

[Anonymous No.57777385]

>>57777337
Take a look at GE, anon. Nice steady appreciation in the price per share, nice healthy financials, plus you get free stock in their power division when they spin it off in a couple months.

[Anonymous No.57777391]

kek bobo kek

[Anonymous No.57777396]

My penis is 14" long and 1" diameter.
Please buy AVAV.

[Anonymous No.57777401]

>last 10 mins
>Algos instantly going crazy

[Anonymous No.57777407]

>>57777401
Algos are turned off today due to the 2/29 bug

[Anonymous No.57777411]

>>57777282
Hey I've bobbed on that beach before. Trapped my first trex near there.

[Anonymous No.57777421]

>>57777352
With a PE of 1700? Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.57777422]

510 close
>510 close
510 close
>510 close
510 close
>510 close
510 close
>510 close

[Anonymous No.57777430]

>>57777217
Hopefully you can get some of that money back when/if price "sways" back in your favor.

[Anonymous No.57777431]

....wtfwt?

[Anonymous No.57777437]

[Anonymous No.57777438]

INDI
ACMR
BBAI

You're welcome

[Anonymous No.57777444]

KODK BROS WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.57777450]

>>57777217
Don’t do anything stupid anon. We’re all here for you.

[Anonymous No.57777451]

Come on Soundhound... come on baby... I bought you and watched you bleed money for the past three days, but you made it all back up today. Just give me a nice aftermarket pump when your earnings are announced this afternoon so I can sleep soundly and get up early and create a nice trailing stop order so I can pump you and dump you like the filthy fucking whore that you are -- wait, that came out wrong.

[Anonymous No.57777456]

>not holding both NVDA and AMD
Yuri Orlov would say you are a retard

[Anonymous No.57777462]

its not enough that semis moon, shitcoin must fail

[Anonymous No.57777463]

>>57777336
The contracts will expire worthless tomorrow. What deep shit are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.57777468]

>5 point jump in 10 sec
Lol

[Anonymous No.57777474]

>>57777456
Life savings into

>NVDA
>AMD
>MSFT

simple as that, what, are we going back to the stone age? no? then just throw money in that direction

[Anonymous No.57777477]

>>57777462
That’s the girl from Texas with the white cowboy bf, right?

[Anonymous No.57777483]

WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT

[Anonymous No.57777499]

>>57777474
exactly, based

throw in 1% LUNR and some LAAC tho

[Anonymous No.57777500]

>INDI
>ACMR
>BBAI
>NVDA
>MSFT
>AMD

Okay how do I hedge my own mental illness here?

[Anonymous No.57777501]

>>57777100
I have SOXL in my fidelity account but my cost basis is like $61. Trying to get my money back: also been holding since 2021. This is my first time in /smg/ in years! Not gonna lie I really missed gambling with my anonfags and all the memes and stuff. GL bro, hope you exit well

[Anonymous No.57777503]

>>57777431
Chronoshifted aggregation of the underlying(s)

[Anonymous No.57777509]

Holy shit this green candle

[Anonymous No.57777515]

>>57777451
>holding
Oof....

[Anonymous No.57777519]

GLNK wins *again*?!

[Anonymous No.57777536]

>>57777391
TOP
SIGNAL
I
G
N
A
LIGMA

[Anonymous No.57777540]

ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57777541]

>>57777431
End of month flows.

[Anonymous No.57777542]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57777545]

>>57777463
Liste here fuckface, it's obvious by that anons posts (>>57776822) he didn't know and doesn't grasp yet that all of the funds he poured into those puts are (as it stands now) are going poof on the day of expiry.
Does that anon strike you as someone who can handle a $20k hit without being in deep shit and quite possibly getting his other stuff liquidated?

[Anonymous No.57777546]

>>57777509
ANNNNNND its gone

[Anonymous No.57777548]

>>57777540
+1.83%

[Anonymous No.57777549]

>>57777207
I think analysts are building in whatever AMD is gonna do to embarrass NVIDIA. Also you know that shit is gonna collapse tomorrow that’s how Wall Street makes money

[Anonymous No.57777560]

>>57777540
-0.11%

why bother even opening the market

[Anonymous No.57777561]

>>57777483
0dte, basically

[Anonymous No.57777562]

>>57777540
+0.87% but my SQQQ hedge is getting fucked

[Anonymous No.57777565]

>>57777540
+5.36% ARM

[Anonymous No.57777567]

>>57777444
Checked

[Anonymous No.57777575]

>>57777540
>0.45%+
>7.19%+ YTD
>$1772.84+

[Anonymous No.57777578]

You ever heard of best of breed you fucking idiots?

[Anonymous No.57777579]

>>57777477
yep

[Anonymous No.57777583]

MARK MY WORDS

[Anonymous No.57777587]

>>57777540
-17.98%
Not as bad as yesterday's - 27%
Two more days like this and I'll start making money :-)

[Anonymous No.57777599]

>>57777540
+2.05%

[Anonymous No.57777601]

ADSK bros... we won

[Anonymous No.57777606]

>>57777463
Maybe the anon bought on margin. He certainly earned a shout out on John Rocker’s next update.

[Anonymous No.57777607]

>>57777540
SNIBBY
N
I
BB CAKES
B
SOXL IS SHIT COMPARED TO USD

I SOLDED a bunch of STOOKS but still HOLD a fair amount of STOOKS because I can hear the CLACK CLACK CLACK of the ROOLER COOSTOOR TRACK TRACK TRACK and will BUY THA COMING CORRECTION DIPPARINO.

[Anonymous No.57777619]

OMG I FORGOT TO SELL SOUN CALLS BEFORE EARNINGS! FUCK THEY GONNA CRASH FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!

[Anonymous No.57777626]

>>57777444
>KODK
What the heck

[Anonymous No.57777628]

>>57777619
Hahah you little funny frogman

[Anonymous No.57777630]

>>57777540
>1.74%
>YTD: 2.96%

Thank you fake boobs and fake money saving me from fake uranium prices.

[Anonymous No.57777633]

>>57777540
+1.4%

[Anonymous No.57777643]

>waking up to the sound of your girlfriend in the bathroom down the hall farting loudly into the toilet bowl whilst pissing
I need to make it so I can get a bigger place

[Anonymous No.57777644]

Now that PCE is over what's the next Bobo cope?

[Anonymous No.57777650]

>>57777626
>Kodak Explores Tapping Pension Fund’s $1.2 Billion Surplus

Uh... is that legal?

[Anonymous No.57777662]

SOUN CHADS WTFWT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57777667]

TAKER
made a good call in the AUTOOMATIC DESKS

[Anonymous No.57777668]

>>57777540
2.33%. Lot better than I expected.

[Anonymous No.57777684]

>>57777540
Up 0.16%
Meh. At least I got my dividends.

[Anonymous No.57777685]

>>57777628
IT'S ALREADY FUCKING DOWN! FUUCK ME WHORE FAGGOT!

[Anonymous No.57777686]

>>57777643
I purposely lose on my trades to acheive this goal.

[Anonymous No.57777697]

>>57777667
Stonewall, is that you?

[Anonymous No.57777708]

>7.25
>-0.17 -2.29%
>After Hours Volume: 1

Based MarketWatch

[Anonymous No.57777713]

>>57776653
That infographic needs a timestamp. Those numbers won't mean much after 2.8% daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.57777725]

fuck should have bought more dell

[Anonymous No.57777726]

>>57777697
Not as far as I know!

[Anonymous No.57777727]

i completely forgot to sell SOUN. welp. not too concerned, it will have a good earnings and rally in the morning

[Anonymous No.57777736]

>>57777545
>>57777606
Thats me, my phone died so now i have a new ID. The 200 contracts that will expire tomorrow is all just profits from last month, so Im not gonna be homeless from losing them. I invest for fun and hope to make it big is all. Im just pissed because I made a bad call and now I wont get to go on a third vacation this year.

[Anonymous No.57777743]

>>57776653
TOLD YOU BOYS DELL LEAPS WERE THE PLAY

[Anonymous No.57777748]

DELL
>DELL
DELL
>DELL
DELL
>DELL
DELL

[Anonymous No.57777771]

If digits the mother of all crashes happens in March.

[Anonymous No.57777791]

>>57777643
Bullish for nat gas. The universe is speaking to you.

[Anonymous No.57777804]

>>57777777

[Anonymous No.57777808]

Does anyone even know what a Dell is or does?

[Anonymous No.57777816]

>>57777743
Ah man, I wish I would've yolo'd in on this, I bought two at $95 strike expiring tomorrow. I sold my PLTR to afford it, all my other money was tied up.

[Anonymous No.57777821]

>>57777644
We will have to see tomorrow.
Last two CPI were worse than expected. We dumped and then pumped.
PCE core was expected, though with +0,4% mom exceptionally bad

>Not so good news is the core PCE (prior to April 2021) only came in above 0.42% two times since 1991 and not since October 2021. Today the core PCE rose by 0.4%.

[Anonymous No.57777853]

>>57777771
Extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.57777867]

>>57777808
They make NIGGER BAFFLERS

[Anonymous No.57777870]

AMD pumped a little too hard for my taste. Something's up

[Anonymous No.57777871]

>>57777808
Adell is a singer songwriter.

[Anonymous No.57777874]

>>57777808
A singer I think

[Anonymous No.57777891]

>>57777871
>>57777874
;-)

[Anonymous No.57777893]

>>57777874
Beat you by 2 seconds. Git gud

[Anonymous No.57777900]

>>57777808
Some place where farmers hang out in?

[Anonymous No.57777902]

>>57777804
Damn. Ended up being some shit coin shill. I swear if it was a SMG post I'd throw a few grand at whatever ticker they recommended with those digits.

[Anonymous No.57777911]

>>57777713

[Anonymous No.57777912]

>>57777902
Just a shitpost really. Wasted digits

[Anonymous No.57777913]

>>57777853
>>57777821
>>57777816
>>57777808
>>57777804
https://pastebin.com/JxL07JMM

[Anonymous No.57777914]

>>57777771
Fail
>>57777777
Who

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57777915]

Anybody else get tricked by the Jews into buying Paper Bitcoin derivatives when BTC was at $64,000?

[Anonymous No.57777924]

>>57777913
not gonna click that

[Anonymous No.57777926]

>>57777808
>Zoomers will never know the fun of "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"

[Anonymous No.57777933]

>>57777821
What will we have to see tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57777943]

>>57777915
Redditors dumping their life savings into buttcoin 2 days ago couldn't have been a more obvious top signal

[Anonymous No.57777945]

>>57777915
Actually that's a good point. Once IBIT or whatever gets an options chain, BITO will probably get delisted.

[Anonymous No.57777963]

>>57777933
what the market does. I said last time cpi was bad. We dumped on that day and the next repumped. Maybe this time the opposite.

[Anonymous No.57777973]

>>57777926
Didn’t they get all butthurt when that guy got busted with pot? That whole episode never made sense to me. His whole persona was silly/slacker/stoner in the commercials. Anyway Dell computers used to be pretty damn good. Don’t know anything about them now.

[Anonymous No.57778005]

>>57777915
Being jewish yourself, how come youre not privvy to all the jewish tricks? Is it because you married a goy? A nip goy at that.

[Anonymous No.57778006]

>Dell candle
Why didn’t I buy

[Anonymous No.57778009]

uhh NYCB bros?

[Anonymous No.57778021]

>>57778009
>He bought a Rocker bag

[Anonymous No.57778022]

>>57778009
>NYCB
uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.57778023]

>Revenue down
>EPS and net income BIGLY UP
Just how many people did they fire? Fuckin hell these big companies are living the dream. Taxes? What even is that, right?

[Anonymous No.57778027]

>>57777743
HOLY FUCK ITS ALMOST 20%
I HAVE A TON OF 135 LEAPS

These things are gonna be 4k a contract by April aren't they?

[Anonymous No.57778037]

After theta and IV crush, I wonder what these are gonna be worth in AM? Fuck fuck fuck I shoulda bought more.

[Anonymous No.57778038]

>markets

https://youtu.be/Uoox9fpmDP0?si=2grZ1ldJUgPPXPNo

[Anonymous No.57778046]

>>57778009
Lmfao, Rocker fucked you all. You literally bought a failing bank. He has taken your bussies. Thanks for playing.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57778049]

>>57778005
gookfu made me get baptized and now i can't make money on the markets

[Anonymous No.57778060]

>>57778046
I havent been really paying attention to rocker but I thought he had said to buy puts on nycb not buy into it

[Anonymous No.57778075]

>>57778027
Congratulations, you just made a 5 figure payday. How many LEAPs you got?

[Anonymous No.57778079]

>>57778049
Gonna have to sacrifice her to moloch, baggie. Find your local rabbi and get to it.

[Anonymous No.57778082]

>>57778060
02/26/24 NYCB Long (he owns it). Jewish finance websites promoting it as divvy stock (Currently $4, expects $10 in a year)

[Anonymous No.57778087]

>>57777911
this is retarded because it assumes you are unemployed the whole time
you are not withdrawing anything as long as you work

[Anonymous No.57778091]

>>57776688
would

[Anonymous No.57778092]

>>57778075
Way more than I should have desu

This shit is gonna run like SMCI did after their Q1

[Anonymous No.57778102]

>>57778082
Hmmmm well what makes you think NYCB wont get a bailout?

[Anonymous No.57778119]

>*blocks you’re puts*

[Anonymous No.57778128]

>>57777033
the math on his call options suggests the stock needs to be at least $322.95 So i'm thinking closer to $350 since he's gonna make some money on his calls.

[Anonymous No.57778143]

>WHY AMD IS PUMING?
>MUH GUIDANCE
>MUH PE

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57778145]

>>57778102
Silicon Valley and Signature Bank didn't.

[Anonymous No.57778152]

>>57778092
I see a bull flag, so yeah

[Anonymous No.57778166]

My SOXL stack finna be called away

[Anonymous No.57778169]

>>57778087
>assumes you are unemployed the whole time
yes, the dream

what is ur point

[Anonymous No.57778178]

>>57778143
>DELL IS BOOMER TECH
>MUH DIVIES
>MUH SMCI
Kek I'm gonna be retired by next year. DELL and AMD are the new SMCI and NVDA

[Anonymous No.57778189]

MARA fucked my portfolio today. Nothing else mattered. There’s a lot of miner fuckery happening

[Anonymous No.57778208]

>>57777911

[Anonymous No.57778213]

I told /smg/ to buy DELL last week but muh low earnings in 2024 muh schwab didnt rate DELL. kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57778216]

BUT BUT THE PE???? the heckinos !

[Anonymous No.57778220]

>>57778189
Should have sold on 30 bruh

[Anonymous No.57778230]

>>57778143
It's still pumpin after hours and I've no fucking idea why

[Anonymous No.57778231]

>>57778145
And don’t forget first republic (FRCB). I’m bag holding 700 shares of that shit because I thought they would get a bailout.

[Anonymous No.57778241]

>>57777540
Flat. I did buy another chunk in the dca retirement account though.

[Anonymous No.57778243]

>>57778230
It has a bullflag kek

[Anonymous No.57778247]

>>57778189
MARA fag too
I dunno wat to do... my instincts are telling me to baggie, but...
16% loss or wait for better times...

[Anonymous No.57778262]

>>57778247
Just wait. It'll go back up soon

[Anonymous No.57778273]

>>57778145
There were other factors at play there. I think NYCB has a much better chance of receiving a bailout. Source: jews.

[Anonymous No.57778288]

>>57777540
I don't even know what I'm doing but +1.3%

[Anonymous No.57778295]

>weed gives increased heart attack risk

>Tattoos linked to cancer rates

How do I profit from this? Medical stocks?

[Anonymous No.57778323]

>>57778009
>Mfw I bought 119 shares of NYCB today out of pure FOMO
>Mfw I sold them to buy 0.6 shares of MSTR once I came to my senses
I'm something of a day trader myself.

[Anonymous No.57778328]

>>57777540
>+0.36%

[Anonymous No.57778339]

>TDW
Nice. That son of a bitch is going to 100 this year.

[Anonymous No.57778342]

>>57776653
How'd everyone's day go?

[Anonymous No.57778345]

>>57778295
kek is this the hot new vaxxie cope?

[Anonymous No.57778362]

>>57778295
Just short normies. It's bloody incredible how normies love tats. I live in rural Scandinavia and damn near all zoomlettes have tats... it's horrible.
Also, we finna bigly pump tomorrow boys. Load up while you still can

[Anonymous No.57778370]

>>57778345
I'm not sure desu but a bunch of MSM articles have been talking about them lately

[Anonymous No.57778385]

>>57778247
Yeah I’m holding. 130 million shares traded today but check float size. This is classic manipulation

[Anonymous No.57778396]

>>57778362
Bruh I work at Home Depot and a shitload of employees have tats and smoke vape in the breakroom.

Even the store manager and the CEMs/AMs have tattoos as well. Like what the fuck dude, I never liked the appeal of those things.

[Anonymous No.57778422]

>>57778339
>no divie
PASS
A
S
SHIPS SHOULD HAVE SWEET DIVIES

[Anonymous No.57778428]

>>57777540
> +9.06% AMD (all-in)

Thank you, Mommy!

[Anonymous No.57778437]

>>57777540
>+1.09%
Not bad at all!

[Anonymous No.57778461]

>Panera Bread was exempt from California’s $20 minimum wage law after owner reportedly donated to Gov. Newsom, per NYP

what kinda bullshit is that

[Anonymous No.57778499]

>S&P500 closed at an all time high

how much longer before the markets crash?

[Anonymous No.57778508]

>>57778499
2 weeks

[Anonymous No.57778517]

Should I sell my entire holdings of $SOUN at open? Or should I just take profit on this week’s earnings and hold at my original buy in dollar value?

[Anonymous No.57778524]

>>57776947
Stock traders tend to be ugly. There was a study about this recently.

[Anonymous No.57778537]

>>57778499
This bullrun could unironically go on for the next 3-5 years.

[Anonymous No.57778543]

>>57778499
Marged never grashing, jud :DDD

[Anonymous No.57778557]

>https://investors.delltechnologies.com/static-files/12b9be7b-2d4c-4d63-b7d3-8bb467724952
Has anyone actually read DELL's financial report? Both their divisions - Infrastructure Solutions Group (ISG) and Client Solutions Group (CSG) - both delivered worse y/y revenue and operating income.
Yet the net income and EPS are WAY WAY higher. What kind of voodoo magic did they use to pay less taxes and increase the net income? I am guessing they fired personnel. Also their costs must have reduced. Fuckin hell this is crap.
I honestly believe they are pumping because of this:
>backlog nearly doubling
I am still baffled how these companies can play around with the finances to increase their net results when revenue growth is negative and operating income is down. Just write something off... pay less taxes here and there. If I miss a single dollar on my taxes, I'd go to jail

[Anonymous No.57778562]

>>57778342
+0,63% :)

German frens, is it possible to sell options on Trade republic? I can only find the buy buttons.

[Anonymous No.57778564]

>>57778461
>Let mexcians vote
>State instantly becomes corrupt shithole
>IQ and race aren't real and immigrants make the country better
lol.

[Anonymous No.57778584]

>>57778557
Eventually they pay for it. It's why all the CEOs are dumping right now because they know what's coming.

[Anonymous No.57778601]

>>57778517
We don't even know what the earnings are yet. Chill.

[Anonymous No.57778605]

>>57778091
It looks like a fucking ape.

[Anonymous No.57778612]

>>57778584
>muh insider selling
CEOs are always selling, how do you think they get paid

[Anonymous No.57778629]

>>57778612
No that's been the thing everyone's talking about lately. All the wealthy CEOs are selling non-insider stock now.

[Anonymous No.57778635]

>>57778601
wait i thought they finished the earnings report an hour ago?

[Anonymous No.57778637]

>>57778557
There is a alot of that
Coca Colas revenues are going nowhere for 10 years now, yet it somehow has a P/E of over 20

[Anonymous No.57778652]

>>57778362
>I live in rural Scandinavia and damn near all zoomlettes have tats... it's horrible.
When you get ripping drunk, how else will you find yourself in the parking lot?

[Anonymous No.57778675]

>>57778637
Coca cola is literally everywhere. Of course there revenues are gonna stagnate, theyre already in nearly 100% of markets. Even the poorest 3rd world country sells coke products. If anything, they should expect revenues to go down as people become more health conscious, which has been trending for over a decade.

[Anonymous No.57778696]

>>57778635
Try ten minutes. And I can't find anything on it yet. Aftermarket is down, but not driving off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.57778697]

>>57778499
Could happen tomorrow could run for 7-10 years with short little 3-6 month Bear markets.

Sitting on the sidelines is akin to death might as well just buy something like a nice dinner with your girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.57778704]

So who is going Costco calls with me pre earnings next week

>>57778635
They're in the middle of it now. Personally I think it's going to keep dumping so I would sell at market open, but it might have a small rally before then.

[Anonymous No.57778708]

>>57778675
Yes, they have zero growth, which means there is no justification for such a high price

[Anonymous No.57778732]

>>57778635
>>57778696
Ah, here we are. Sounds good, but we'll see how the greedy crazy market reacts.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/soundhound-ai-reports-record-quarter-211000886.html

[Anonymous No.57778745]

>>57778708
$60 is a high price??? How poor are you?

[Anonymous No.57778755]

>>57778704
I do think they have a lot of long term potential with all the new corporate clients and AI hype. I bought at $3.80 so I can still take a lot of profit right now. I just don’t want to be caught holding bags during an AI crash. But if Q1 2024 earnings will reflect a lot of new clientele then maybe I only sell half

[Anonymous No.57778758]

my average SOUN price is 4.74 with covered calls expiring tomorrow. Here's hoping we stay afloat

[Anonymous No.57778764]

>>57776653
Next
>>57778741
>>57778741
>>57778741

[Anonymous No.57778772]

MIGRATE:

>>57778741

>>57778741

>>57778741

[Anonymous No.57778803]

>>57778772
>>57778764
fuck you both

[Anonymous No.57778812]

>>57778704
Kek nevermind on the Costco calls, just checked the premiums, they're high af

[Anonymous No.57778814]

>>57778764
>>57778772

[Anonymous No.57778863]

>>57778803
>>57778814
:^) did you know gamestop will be profitable for an entire year this earnings. It's a stock. You're the "stock market general". Buy gamestop. It's about to make a turnaround the likes of which Salty Men General has never seen. Last warning. Buy gamestop.

[Anonymous No.57778878]

>>57778863
I just thought the bobo pic was funny.

[Anonymous No.57778892]

>>57778745
the nominal price is differnet than the valuation of the company, stupid nigger
You have too look at revenue and income
now wonder you dont understand how high priced Coca Cola is

[Anonymous No.57778911]

>>57778892
*no wonder

[Anonymous No.57778925]

>>57778764
>>57778772
Get your shit together

[Anonymous No.57778953]

>amd's totally natural 90% gains in a single day because someone said "AI".
In less retarded news, the Loss cartoonist is retiring.

[Anonymous No.57778958]

>>57778499
>S&P500 closed at an ATH in August 2020, when is it going to crash?

[Anonymous No.57779019]

>>57778562
Its not possible! Only buying i think

[Anonymous No.57779045]

>>57778953
Ah great, maybe Vanguard will start allowing investors to buy btc etfs at the peak of the bull.

[Anonymous No.57779361]

>>57778953
kek