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[Anonymous No.57802039]

>dad tells me I don’t have a gf cause all I do is jack off

[Anonymous No.57802044]

>>57802039
you should jack off and do cums on he forehead!

[Anonymous No.57802058]

>>57802044
winrar

[Anonymous No.57802310]

>>57802039
truth hurts, your dad wants a heir

[Anonymous No.57802323]

>>57802039
he's right

[Anonymous No.57802339]

>>57802039
My parents have never asked once for me to get a girlfriend kel

[Anonymous No.57802355]

Jack off your dad

[El Arcón No.57802377]

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm racist and I live in Antarctica.

[Anonymous No.57802390]

>>57802039
Maybe if he were a better father you would have more confidence and strength of character to pursue these things. Instead he put you on the backburner while he was busy fucking whores or something and now that the high is wearing off he realized that he royally fucked up and his "family name" is in immediate danger of dying out and it's all his fault for being an absentee parent so he's trying to shift the blame onto you and wagering that his shaming tactics will be enough to offset the years of failed parenting that caused this outcome in the first place.
Although at this point the damage is done. He failed you and is too ashamed of himself to accept responsibility for the outcome of his negligence.
Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.57802408]

>>57802039
Anon... he is trying to help you. You should listen to your dad while you still can.

[Anonymous No.57802617]

>>57802039

Tell him it's not 1960's anymore.

[Anonymous No.57802639]

>>57802039
Your father is giving you terrible financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57803725]

>>57802039
Cum in his mouth when he sleeps then slap him on the head and shout "you're drinking my cum faggot!"

[Anonymous No.57803835]

>>57802039
Tel him you are practicing for giving a future gf a facial

[Anonymous No.57803855]

>>57802039
at least your dad cards and says something, my parents know I am a 30 year old virgin and has never once brought up and asked about why I don't have a girl friend

[Anonymous No.57803969]

>>57803855
Same

[Anonymous No.57803993]

>>57802039
Ask him how he knows that.
I bet he is hiding in your closet, watching you and jacking off

[Anonymous No.57804004]

>>57802039
He’s not wrong

[Anonymous No.57804030]

>>57802039
If he talks about your cock alot go suck his

[Anonymous No.57804034]

>>57802617
No one has gotten a girlfriend since 1969?

[Anonymous No.57804039]

>>57804034
The majority of young men don't

[Anonymous No.57804068]

>>57802039
>gf
who needs a gf when u can become rich with BRC20, and just buy a bunch of asian whores that can suck ur dick

[Anonymous No.57804087]

>>57802039
>Mom yells at me that I'm a fucking loser because all I do is beat my meat all day
Why the fuck are parents so obsessed with masturbation habits?

[Anonymous No.57804327]

>>57802039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPSgoW1VElM

[Anonymous No.57804535]

>>57802039
If you get a gf, you're just going to get "her" pregnant and become poorer.
Keep jacking off and find your passion in life. Don't pick something fucking gay like my dad did, model trains. Pick something cool like finance or crypto or fixing your own car.

[Anonymous No.57804575]

>>57804087
>kike projects his familial degeneracy onto the masses
many such cases

[Anonymous No.57804582]

>>57802390
/Thread

[Anonymous No.57804587]

>>57802039
Why buy the cow when you get to milk for free

[Anonymous No.57804590]

>>57804587
Based

[Anonymous No.57804657]

>>57802039
ask him if he's gonna pay for the gf cause you sure as fuck ain't gonna. that's what I'd say

[Anonymous No.57804762]

>>57802390
Literally me

[Anonymous No.57806392]

>>57802039
yourbrainonporn.com

Jack off goy its healthy. Don't look up who runs the porn industry it's anti-semitic

[Anonymous No.57806413]

>>57802339
because they know you're hopeless

[Anonymous No.57806424]

>>57802039
do yall jack your d's together? theres gotta be a market for that. esp if you can prove he yo dad. take financial advantage of your miserable life.

[Anonymous No.57806429]

>>57806392
bro you are the biggest loser on earth if you're watching porn all day why don't you buy 1000000 tokens for my get rich quick token ticker (wcd) just search up
>wcdonalds
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[Anonymous No.57806544]

>>57802039
Sometimes I feel bad for my parents because I'm their only child and I won't produce offspring. They wasted a lot of money only for me to end up as a porn addict.