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57816487 No.57816487 [Reply] [Original]

>finally convince my brother to put money into crypto
>he makes a binance account
>sends 2k €
>I tell him I will allocate 75% of his portfolio in chainlink and 25% into another alt with lower mcap than chainlink of his choice since everything will pump in the next year and a half
>he starts browsing
>sees PEPE and wants to buy it
>reluctantly agree and do it
>he is now up 20% on his investment just one day later

Let's be fucking honest here. Meme coins seem to be the most predictable plays taking gains into account. You can try and guess which AI coin will megapump or you can just buy PEPE and have a guaranteed 10x-20x return during the meme season.
BTC pumped a bit and fucking DOGE decided to pump. We have not yet passed the halving yet, and the fed hasn't lowered rates. How can memes be pumping this much already? People frontrunning the frontrunners?
There have been PEPE copies that have pumped like mad too. How is PORK 100M+ mcap?

>> No.57816517

>>57816487
Which PEPE? Which network?

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>>57816487
Yeah bro buying shitcoins, BSC is gonna take off soon
best play is to buy a memecoin that hasn't launched yet
pepeinucoinbsc on tg is just that, devs best project did a 100000x back in 2021 and made the whole of biz crazy money

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But …what about muh fundamentals?!?!

We live in clownworld, open your heart to the honk.

>> No.57816541

>>57816517
How many pepes are listed on beyonce shitretard

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>>57816532
I know this is satire but people will legit believe BSC will have legit memes going up and that makes me laugh.
>>57816539
The crypto market is still very clownish. It is endearing and fun but it demoralizes you a little when you buy legit projects that don't pump near as much as fucking memes. They are legit the correct plays for people with low capital.

>> No.57817041

>>57816487
>How can memes be pumping this much already?
>>finally convince my brother to put money into crypto
>>sees PEPE and wants to buy it