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>> No.57851723

TESLA IS A $25 STOCK

>> No.57851744
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>>57851704
SOUN back to $3
SMCI back to $400

No, this time wasn't different you fucking faggots.

>> No.57851754
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>>57851723
TSLA bros what the fuck, I bought at $190

>> No.57851755
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>> No.57851760
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57851760

I WAS PROMISED AN ETERNAL PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.57851767

Wow like clockwork the doomer faggots show up as soon as the market goes a bit red. But why is it red...? You retards literally can't ever point to a specific reason. We're tanking because........ PMI was slightly lower??? Tell me why that means SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.57851772

:-(

>> No.57851787
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57851787

>you fags finally start talking about CRWD
>it immediately goes out of business

>> No.57851793

4800 is the logical stop point right

>> No.57851796
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>>57851767
>goes a bit red
nvidia -2% is a"bit"????????????

>> No.57851799

First for farts. From cute girls.

>> No.57851805

Facebook is doom, buy SOXL

>> No.57851810
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>>57851767
>he doesnt know

>> No.57851818

>>57851796
Is this AI? Or Ayy?

>> No.57851825

>>57851767
This economy is fucked. Going on Facebook and taking images to put into a NVDA gpu to make the women look nude is not a 10 trillion dollar industry.

>> No.57851826

palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

>> No.57851831

>>57851796
wtf this is real

>> No.57851839
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57851839

>>57851796
>he thinks 2% is meaningful in a single day and reflects a trend in the market

>> No.57851840

>>57851793
Doubt it will go much below 4500

>> No.57851843

>>57851825
fucking kekd, AI bros we are so fucked

>> No.57851848
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>>57851810

>>57851826
mom's spaghetti

>> No.57851856

>>57851839
Bears are unironically retarded

>> No.57851861

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET
EXUBERANCE IN THE MARKET

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>> No.57851862
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>>57851818
its your president

>> No.57851872

brutal day so far, holy shit

>> No.57851875

>>57851839
show us your portfolio faggot

>> No.57851879

>META is down.
Sell everything.

>> No.57851887

>>57851872
It's just started.

t. comfy holding puts.

>> No.57851896
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57851896

TIM APPLE, DO SOMETHING
GET ON THE TV AND TALK ABOUT AI IMMEDIATELY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57851901
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>> No.57851900

>AAPL
If this faggot Tim Apple doesn't announce an iAI soon I'll shit in the next apple store
JUST ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING AI ALREADY FUCK YOUR GAY VR HEADSET GIVE ME AN AI!!!!!!!! AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

I
WANT
AN
APPLE
AI

>> No.57851907
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57851907

I bought puts on SMCI and TSLA, I'm holding all my other longer dated calls, Bobinator

>> No.57851909

Sirs do not redeem sirs pls who told you to redeem??

>> No.57851910
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57851910

TSLA BURNING AND CRASHING

>> No.57851915

Pitiful volume, fake dump. Target being up fucking 10% is all you need to know that we're nowhere near the top.

>> No.57851926

>>57851900
>Apple iAi

iAi ai I’m your little butterfly

>> No.57851933
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>>57851875
NVDA isn't even back down to its price on Friday's close but you're posting like the company on which every other major player is basing their future business development on is going out of business over a 1.65% decrease
you are the dumbest retarded faggot I've ever seen

>> No.57851938
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>>57851896
>TALK
Good Morning

>> No.57851945

>>57851767
Profit taking

>> No.57851946

>>57851787
WHO is that scary guy in the picture?!

>> No.57851952

NVIDIAAAAAAA

although I've got nothing to worry, my calls will recover *check notes* next friday

>> No.57851953

Just bought $500 worth of SQQQ, as a joke

>> No.57851965
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>>57851910
tesla is doing fine

>> No.57851970

I will buy apple and tesla for 100$ a share. Final offer

>> No.57851971

>tech trannies about to hang themselves

>> No.57851973
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>>57851704
And just like that I have a new ID

>> No.57851989

AAPL is a steal for this price. Mean reversal eow

>> No.57851990
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>>57851805
I just put my buy order in at $30

>> No.57851991

>have 300k in etfs
>get into options trading last week
>decide I'm only gonna do a small account and put no more than 5k in, as a fun thing
>by the end of the week I kept going up and I ended up putting a full 8k in instead
>yesterday get FOMO with BBAI so this morning I decided to add another 12k to account to buy some calls
>Bobo day
Rip

>> No.57851996
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57851996

Watching my poorfolio without actually swinging is too stressful on red days. I'm gonna bail and hopefully not come back another 20% lighter.

>> No.57852001
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>>57851953
>SQQQ
Wait... WHAT?????????!

>> No.57852006
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>> No.57852007
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>>57851767
>WHY IS MY FAKE AND GAY ANTI CHRIST DICK LICKING TROON TUCKING FAG SHIT THAT ALL THE IRRATIONALLY EXUBERANT GOYIMNIGGERTARDS PILED INTO NOT STAYING WAY OVERVALUED THE DAY BEFORE POWELL STARTS TESTIMONY

WE
TOLD
YOU
PEOPLE
NOT
TO
GET
INVOOLVED
IN
THAT
(and to buy NATGAS AND OIL)

>> No.57852013
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57852013

every single time i buy into a stock, it violently dumps

>> No.57852016

>>57852001
nu/smg/ has to leave

>> No.57852022
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57852022

Gotta say, it actually is weird. Yields crash, especially long term, causing inversion. But that happened all the time on strong reports, inflationary. This one wasn't THAT strong. So no clue, probably just sentiment and mood and data is again completely irrelevant and bad is bad and good is bad now for several months after the opposite for several months

>> No.57852025

>>57851953
Haha
You’re so silly anon I might joke around with some of that too even though I’m already just having a giggle with 700 shares of FNGD

>> No.57852029
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57852029

Should have invested in the real economy chuds

>> No.57852032

>>57852007
Why are bears always the most cringe faggots?

>> No.57852036

>>57852001
Have you heard of UVXY

>> No.57852041

>>57852029
haha look at those billionaire losers on the bottom row

>> No.57852042

Dell isdownto115.50 for leaps

>> No.57852046

>>57852013
Thank you for your service
>t. UVXY masterrace

>> No.57852048

>>57851704
fdf

>> No.57852050

What if we collectively buy SQQQ as a funny joke

>> No.57852058

>>57851767
COPE BULLTARD
IT'S OVER
THE STOCK MARKET IS FINISHED

>> No.57852062

>>57852046
it is honestly bizarre and at this point is probably a sign from god that i shouldn't try making money through the stock market

>> No.57852064

>>57852032
Your asshurt is pretty cringe to be honest

>> No.57852068

It's like bears have no idea that VWAP exists

>> No.57852069

>>57852001
Insurance against a possible Dotcom Crash 2: Electric Bugaloo. My current theory is that we are entering a 2 to 5 year bull market, and this is a result of the american upper 20% ascending to be completely economically detached from the rest of the world. However this is a bold thesis and if I’m wrong, turns out having Nvdia being worth more than the entire country of China is in fact a very bad indicator of a future correction.

>> No.57852078
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57852078

just filed my tax return
now i'm waiting for the IRS to come after me

>> No.57852093
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>>57852032
I'm not a bear you troon, I'm BULLISH NATGAS AND OIL.

>> No.57852096

>>57852062
Just stop fomo’ing into shit
Buy IVV, VOO or SPY and chill

>> No.57852109
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57852109

I bought AAPL and UNH today.

>> No.57852113
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>>57852050
haha yeah as a joke haha

>>57852078
Uh bros???

>> No.57852114

>>57852032
cringe for being mad about it

>> No.57852132

Stocks getting cheaper is a bad thing?

>> No.57852141

Can we have a true sell off next week? I want passive investing fags to get blown the fuck up. These queers are a big reason why things continue to suck, they need to GIVE BACK

>> No.57852152

>>57852132
that's exactly what these god tier AI trading algos are currently thinking

>> No.57852153
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57852153

>>57852046
>UVXY
>>57852016

>> No.57852156

>>57852109
how do i long tiddy milk??

>> No.57852161

>>57852113
>pic
It's ogre.

>> No.57852173

>>57852153
That ceo isgonna getshitcanned. My spacebar sometimes don'twork.

>> No.57852179
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57852179

Jokes aside, we're all ready for a red day. Can't go up everyday, just the way it goes.

However, it seems bears are faggots everyday, so I guess some things are constant.

>> No.57852185

>>57852153
Is UXVY going out of business?

>> No.57852188
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57852188

Since everyone is busy with bitcoin and gold going up, this is the best big money making bet right now
>short Meta

>> No.57852199

Hmmmmm my SCHD is still green pals

>> No.57852201
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57852201

>MSFT
>TYL

>> No.57852202

>>57852113
You know CISA spooks could tip off the IRS if you say sussy things, right?

>> No.57852208
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>>57851704
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>OOOOOOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>OOOOOOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>OOOOOOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>OOOOOOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.57852224
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57852224

Why NASDAQ is shitting the bed? Glad i bought NVDA and AMD before earnings.

>> No.57852240
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>>57852208
SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL REDDIT SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.57852245

>>57852208
I look like this and say this

>> No.57852246
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57852246

I wish IINN would stop running, this shit pisses me off. I took a fat loss at $1.16 a share on February 23 and its up a metric shit ton ever since. Pretty sure I’m not gonna be able to buy in below the price I bought it at and took the loss from if it keeps moving like this until March 24

>> No.57852247
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57852247

STOP THE COUNT

>> No.57852253

>>57852202
I know you have genuine diagnosed schizophrenia and think the CISA demons live in your walls, but thats a funny pic I found online and I do not commit tax fraud so I don’t give a shit. Now your post begs the question: do the CISA demons need to report YOU to the IRS? You are sus. They are watching

>> No.57852266

>>57852029
Mrs. Walton is hot, d-d-dayuuumm son

>> No.57852267
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57852267

Bought a few more shares of CLS to do my bullish part.

>> No.57852273
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OH FUCK
I MEANT TO DO A STOP LOSS BUT DID A LIMIT INSTEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.57852277

>>57852113
KEEEEEK

>> No.57852283

>>57852201
God what a great time to slooooorp MSFT.

>> No.57852288
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57852288

Bullish reversal on NVDA incoming

>> No.57852290

>>57852253
Why are you lashing out? Paranoid much?

>> No.57852297

>>57852273
F

>> No.57852298

>>57852273
This is what I fear every time I set a stop

>> No.57852315

I envy you guys to play with stocks. I feel like having panic attacks when I see -0,1% on the charts

>> No.57852317
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57852317

>they thought NVDA was dead over a market correction that lasted 40 minutes and was only ~1.6%

>> No.57852329

im supposed to be getting $4000 from the government this week. of course they cant deposit it on the day when everything is dumping and i can buy more shit

>> No.57852332

>>57852273
Thank you for playing

>> No.57852341

>>57852298
It's not as bad as buying calls when you wanted puts.

>> No.57852355

>>57852253
CISA damage control
They have the technology to literally use the wiring in your house as a radar, to know where you are, and the smart meter the company installed on your house can monitor your brain waves by your own electromagnetic influence on the wiring in your house. They don’t even need an ISP to do it because they have Internet-Over-Power technology so they can simply modulate the current in the wiring to communicate with the RFID tags placed strategically in the cracks between your own floor boards, not to mention your own brain waves

>> No.57852356
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57852356

We're all going to die poor, but we don't have to die virgins. We should all go to Thailand.

>> No.57852363

>>57852288
>germans bullish
toppest of top signals

>> No.57852364

>>57852315
>0,1
Why the fuck are euros shitting up the threads

>> No.57852382

>>57852273
Ctrl+Z

>> No.57852384

>>57852315
I like the panic attacks, they remind me I’m alive.

>> No.57852388

>>57852288
How many leverage? I hope you bought le dip

>> No.57852393

>>57852179
>wojakmask

>> No.57852394

NVDA descending staircase pattern spotted.

>> No.57852395

>>57852317
diamond hands!

>> No.57852397
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57852397

Slurp time.

>> No.57852401
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57852401

If they want my money so bad they can take it themselves

>> No.57852408

>only thing making money for me today is OCEA
The sea shall provide!

>> No.57852413
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57852413

I just think SQQQ has solid fundamentals as a company and makes great products that people love. That's why I chose to invest in it.

>> No.57852425
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57852425

OK, boys, we're aping into utilities and energy to power all those AI waifu chips.

>> No.57852426

He bought? Kill everyone.

>> No.57852432
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57852432

Short CRWD before earnings. Free money. Its gonna crash like panw, i hope you shorted the dead cat bounce.

>> No.57852443

>>57852397
God damn she just slapped her right in the pussy

>> No.57852448
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57852448

Why no stock for pic related??

>> No.57852450

>>57852426
Woah

>> No.57852451

>>57852273
F

>> No.57852452

>>57852408
BOAT is also green.

>> No.57852453

>glide
>slope
>captured
the plunge has been protected
gap close before eod

>> No.57852463
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57852463

Sirs, do not redeem the INTC
sirs please

>> No.57852466

>>57852408
Never heard of it. But have you heard of OII?

>> No.57852499

crypto bros getting HOOKED rn

>> No.57852500

>P&G is the only green thing in my portfolio

I guess this is why boomers say diversify

>> No.57852504
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>>57852463
>tfw

>> No.57852534
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57852534

>>57852395
I guess?
NVDA is unironically the best company in the world right now

>> No.57852541
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57852541

>black betty

>> No.57852591

>>57852453
You were saying?

>> No.57852596

Ima do one of those trader breaks where you jerk off and make a bunch of money. I wanna see SPY sub $500 when I'm finished.

>> No.57852600
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57852600

>>57852109
>>57852156
>Previous thread: God damn I hate women
>Current thread: God damn I love women
The duality of man.
>Captcha: ARGAY
It's joever

>> No.57852601
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57852601

KEK LOOK OUT BELOW

>> No.57852603
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57852603

>>57852397
Quality attack of the show thots
>>57852463
Isn't Schlomita on the board?

>> No.57852612

>>57852499
new ATH?

>> No.57852623
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57852623

I bought. And I don't intend to sell. Sorry.

>> No.57852650

>>57852596
NVDA will keep spy above 505 today

>> No.57852656
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57852656

>when the bloody benchods keep redeeming

>> No.57852663
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57852663

Has the cyber pandemic started?

>> No.57852685

C'mon ENLV you got a bit more juice in you this week!!!

>> No.57852695
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all indices down, im up.
100 percent VYM baby

>> No.57852704

>>57852601
There must be a lot of sell orders at 66k that are years old being hit

kek

>> No.57852706

>>57852601
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>> No.57852708

Your going to look back at this moment and wish you sold today.

>> No.57852712
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>>57852663
Hopefully, i'll miss some of you guys. How many dte and how far otm should my qqq puts be?

>> No.57852719
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57852719

Never thought I'd see the day.

>> No.57852753

>>57852719
options? leverage? sick gains

>> No.57852757

Advantages of stock market trading over crypto in 3 sentences or less?

>> No.57852763
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57852763

Probably bounce here as irrational as themarket hasbeen. Or pull up with fds before hitting TL so thatprice is more chaotic.

>> No.57852773
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>>57852719
Now that's podracing

>> No.57852778

>>57852753
Options.

>> No.57852798

>>57852695
Grats, have a beer for me.

>> No.57852824
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57852824

That was a fun little dip, Bobo... but it's time the adults get back in charge.

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that was the 10-year bottom btw, hope you all loaded up

>> No.57852850
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/smg/ analfist here, I reiterate my Ass&Pee 5000 target of 4875 EOW

>> No.57852858

>>57852704
It was 69k yesterday nigger where have you been do you live in a cave?

>> No.57852882

>>57852719
You go all in on tsla puts or something?

>> No.57852885

>>57852846
Cute loli

>> No.57852887

>>57852824
"experts" will tell you that this has been a sizable correction for a 25% relentless up move in the SPX
lol

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>>57852600
I like boys too
Can't put your all your nuts in one basket nah mean?

>> No.57852914

>>57852882
DELL calls -> AVAV calls -> TGT calls.

Bullish.

>> No.57852920

>>57852850
That's IF the MUMUFAGTARDS are very lucky.

>> No.57852922

>>57852850
I actually bought puts after you said that yesterday. Sold them an hour ago for a 2x. Might buy more puts, we'll see where the day takes us

>> No.57852934

>>57852712
30 dte, 30 delta. 30% of the time it works every time.

>> No.57852940
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57852940

OMG GUYS I THINK IT'S LITERALLY JOEVER!

>> No.57852942
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57852942

what the fuck should i do? I sold all my SPY for 15% gain to rotate into these and now im getting HEEMED

>> No.57852941

>>57852914
Impressive. Very nice.

>> No.57852948

>>57852922
Based

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>>57852885
yeah cute artist

>> No.57852952

>>57852757
you invest into things that are useful and create actual value

>> No.57852953

Facebook and Instagram are down.
It's over for META niggers.

>> No.57852958

Okay, tell it to me straight; how FUCKED is my YINN position?
>>57852897
>"do not use/repost"
I'M TELLING!!!!

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>>57852934
thas rite

>> No.57852962
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57852962

>Watching charts doing their thing

>> No.57852970

>>57852914
Nice plays, I went less risk after making 10k on DELL calls, but you rode the lightning and that's why you got the gains.

I bought 30DTE options 125SP and they're in the skids now. Yuck.

>> No.57852976

WHY IS IT GOING BACK UP DIDNT THEY GET THE MEMO ABOUT BLACK TUESDAY? ITS GOING TO CLOSE GREEN AGAIN ISNT IT WTF DONT THEY KNOW EVERYTHING IS OVERVALUED AND THE BUBBLE HAS POPPED?

>> No.57852980

>>57852942
>buying the top
Anon, apple has been failing for years and tesla is a pipe dream. Why the fuck would you ever invest in either of those companies at this time?

>> No.57852985

>>57852942
why would you buy companies that just released major duds

>> No.57852986

>>57852976
LMFAOOOO

>> No.57852989

>>57852897
Nah, I'm cool with women, but you do you dude.

>> No.57853002

>>57852887
You won't get it until you wake up in weimarica and have to burn money for heat. Higher. Everything higher forlonger.

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>>57852897
the holy truth

>> No.57853025

>>57852962
KEK!

>> No.57853029

>>57852980
because I thought that the S&P 500 cant continue to go up without those companies also going up.

>> No.57853033

>>57852273
Haha np bro just call your broker and tell them you made a simple little itty bitty mistake I'm sure they'll understand :)

>> No.57853045

>>57853016
>>57852950
you fucking cretins will be ip range banned forever

>> No.57853071

>>57853029
Have you actually seen what the shit n piss looks like without the mag 7? We're deep in a bear market effectively. Maybe it ends for the rest of the economy at the same time the bubble pops and that will dampen the crash but who knows.

>> No.57853081

>>57852273
but isnt a stop loss just a limit sell order?

>> No.57853083
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Dumb bulls lmao You are nothing to me haha

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>>57852273
better luck next time

>> No.57853099

>>57852914
Holy shit. I knew AVAV's chart looked good, I didn't know it looked that good.

>> No.57853102
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>>57851554
its even worse than that.

The tranche is a variable point per investment goal. but for definitions sake.
Its the point where the pay period buys you one full investment token.

for ease lets assume divvies. but you could get this with options. or bond coupons or whatever. that doesn't matter.

lets say your shits priced at $1 $10 or $100
with a 5% return.

The tranche number would be the point where each pay period you can buy 1 full share of the token.

quick way to do this is divide share price by the percent return 10 / 0.05 or 200 shares
meaning each time you get paid you can buy at least 1 full share.
this is where compounding starts.
100 shares is the point where 5% equals 5% return.
but if you're doing fractional percent returns without being able to actually compound. you're doing strictly worse than a savings account.
So imo this point is your minimum viable investment target. to be actually called investment. 100 shares is the point where you're doing a little better than a savings account.
these are the 3 points of power where you get on top of your investments. you should minimize the time between them.
you can skip most of that shitty grind at the beginning by just simply stacking cash. your brokerage account pays you interest on your cash. but if you're doing less then a 100 shares you're just floating the interest for someone of moderate size.
thats okay for the extreme short term. lets say you're depositing $100 every month. on your way to 200 shares.
another way of thinking about it you've heard people talk opportunity cost. by buying 1 $100 share you're setting back the start date of the compounding period by 200 periods. so you're locked in for that amount of time. but compare the $1 you buy 100 shares every pay period. and every 2 you get 1 tranch. and by period 4. you have 410 shares because the compounding clock has already started. tfully vested is the point where each pay period you can buy a tranche. which would be ,4000 shares.

>> No.57853106

Sold 2 TSLA 3/15 $177.50 puts. Either I start a position @ $172.50 cost basis or I make a cool $1k premium. Either works for me.

>> No.57853110
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Is d-wave a decent long hold?
Context: Im a retard

>> No.57853117

>>57851704
What price is TSLA with getting in at?

>> No.57853122

>>57853071
>Have you actually seen what the shit n piss looks like without the mag 7? We're deep in a bear market effectively.
thats why i bought the only two mag 7 companies that arent at ATHs

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>>57853099
Nearly too late. Be cautious.

>> No.57853149

>>57853102
>brainlet_behind_big_brain_mask.jpg

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>>57853110
i know nothing about quantums I just want mum to be proud

>> No.57853159
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Slurppers be slaying

>> No.57853181
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are we back?

>> No.57853183

>>57853131
Yeah, I pussied out of taking a position and am not gonna FOMO.

>> No.57853194

>>57853029
Ya blew it.
>verification not required.

>> No.57853207

>>57853183
Short looks enticing in normal times but we are AI zealots here idk

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How do you like these apples

>> No.57853215
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57853215

I am not comfortable with the current state of the market.

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>>57853159

>> No.57853239

>>57853102
So I shouldn't even invest in ETF's until I have enough liquid cash in my savings account to fully purchase 100 shares worth? Fuckin' A dude, I'm gonna sell my half-a-share of MSTR and just bank that shit.

>> No.57853241

>>57853181
We just needed to cool off for the next rally.

>> No.57853250
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>>57853149
midwit spotted.

>> No.57853261

I literally work at McDonalds which stocks should I buy/all-in

>> No.57853279

get fucked mumu

>> No.57853280

>>57853261
You should short MCD and then take shits in the deep friers until one of them shows up in an order.

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>>57853211
>picrel

>> No.57853285

>>57853261
>which stocks should I buy/all-in
NVDA and get rich before AI will replace you

>> No.57853286
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oof. ouch. stop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpMfP6qUSBo
>>57853110
let go of my stock, you've cursed it.

>> No.57853287
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57853287

Getting heemed today boys.
ORCL and INTC calls are on the ropes like rocky.

>> No.57853288

At what price is TSLA a good buy??
I’m fomoing for Gods sake.

>> No.57853289

>>57853261
$ROPE

>> No.57853290

>>57853261

MCD

>> No.57853296

>>57853102
I agree with otherwise almost anyone will make more with naked options. If you're really trying.

>> No.57853304

MUMU PLEASE

>> No.57853334
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Line going up anyway
>>57851704
I am presently attempting to quit they jewish poison pills. Thr brain zaps yesterday were very unpleasant.

>> No.57853350

>>57853250
it's literally all proportional
your shit does not make any sense

>> No.57853354
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57853354

Ok, that's enough now.

>> No.57853365
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57853365

>META/Facebook is broken = reason to dump

This fucking market really...

>> No.57853374

>>57853081
No

>> No.57853375

SAVE ME MOMMY AAAAHHHHGH

>> No.57853400
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57853400

>not just sticking to trading and invoosting in NATGAS AND OIL
IMAGINE
THE
CORTISOL

>> No.57853401
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Trader jerk off break was a big success.

>> No.57853414

Which flickering graph should I tie this hang noose to

>> No.57853440

>cant DM instawhores screenshots of my options plays so they think I’m rich and cool and fuck me

fuck you zuck you’re costing me sex

>> No.57853476

>>57853102
>didnt buy $1 of bitcoin 20 years ago

>> No.57853478

>>57853250
I don't like how the anime made bocchi taller and narrower

>> No.57853490
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>>57853365
Yep it's definitely just that, and nothing else, you are totally right.
>>57853401
Based baggie's first win of the year.

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>>57853440
here is complimentary free 2d whore, use your hand
>youre welcome

>> No.57853525
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>>57853400
Imagine the SATURATED ION CHANNELS
HAHAHA
I FUCKING SOLD FRIDAY
MY COCK IS SO HARD

>> No.57853528

>>57853490
Second win of the year. Now if you'll excuse me I just got to the blitzball tournament in FFX.

>> No.57853545

STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU MORONS I BOUGHT THE REVERSAL BOTTOM

>> No.57853550

>>57853528
Post your performance for the year fag

>> No.57853551
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>>57853528
Have fun

>> No.57853556

BBAI bros.....

>> No.57853559
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57853559

NVDA bros, is this the end?

>> No.57853562
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Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: -1.25%
>/HE: -1.65%
>FXI: -1.41%
>GDXJ: 0.27%
>MAGS: -2.19%
>MARA: -10.54%
>NVDL: -1.75%
>SMCI: -5.60%
>TMF: 3.42%
>UTSL: 1.18%
>XXXX: -4.00%

How many are (You) beating?

>> No.57853570

We all dorealize that we can't live at ATHs

>> No.57853574
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>>57853239
its your choice ultimately, this is just a math game. you can win both ways, but it depends on your investment horizon. but for example.
your broker, eats for the first area under the light blue line. you eat after the cross.
but if you if you just stack, for the first part. you get the best of both worlds.
if you're balls to the wall index investing.
Spy is $500 a share with a 7% return
the minimum target is 15 shares. below that you're paying. but if you held the cash, the broker is paying you. 5%

>> No.57853577

>>57853401
gj baggie, you are helping heal the world

>> No.57853582

>>57853261
You should buy stockings because youre probably a cute girl cashier

>> No.57853580
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>>57853528
>grinding ffx blitzball for wakka's celestial weapon

>> No.57853586

>>57853556
>Big Bear AI
Yeah, I'm thinking that's a potential Fag 7 addition.

>> No.57853587

And just like that, NVDA was never above 780 ever again

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>>57853550

>> No.57853596

>>57853570
really? you don't like sweet pullback?

>> No.57853600

c'mon continuation.

>> No.57853611
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57853611

This is the beginning of the end.
Learn canning. Learn gardening.

>> No.57853630
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>>57853570
the only one who can fuck me is chad new paradigm. let us hope he is tired of ai sluts and is banging someone else.

>> No.57853633
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oh you thought we were finished?

>> No.57853643
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57853643

why is it so hard to earn $100 per day from stock

>> No.57853661

>>57853643
Because it's more like earn $400 one day, lose $200 the next day, repeat.

>> No.57853660

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

We are so back.

>> No.57853667

fb/insta back up time for tech to recooover

>> No.57853669

>>57853643
cool it with the antisemitism.

>> No.57853680

>>57853334
Stop masturbating. Get offline. Exercise and eat healthy. And never take those jewish sorcery pills ever again.

>> No.57853692
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57853692

IWM or XBI?

>> No.57853707

Doubling down on BITF calls.

>> No.57853708
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>>57853692
First prove small cap rotation exists currently.

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>>57853611
>Learn canning. Learn gardening.

>> No.57853712
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57853712

>>57853611
PEOPLE
EATING
PEOPLE

>> No.57853714

In 20 years I will regret not jumping in the cryptocurrency craze. My S&P gains are nice, but I've known about bitcoin since 2015...

>> No.57853716
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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.57853732
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57853732

.....so last week was the top?

>> No.57853741

>>57853556
my 4.5c is down 66% so im gonna cope till tomorrow or possibly hold through earning
its all so tiresome

>> No.57853742

>>57853643
>low profit target =//= easy trade

>> No.57853744

>>57853732
i wish, this stupid market is going to pump into election and turbo dump the second the orange kike gets into office.

>> No.57853747

>>57853667
>shitty social media platforms only used for the marketing industry (which is already dead since the regional bank collapse last year) being down is the reason the stock market is doing poorly today
You are an idiot

>> No.57853756

I never make money as a bear. All my real gains have come from buying calls and holding stocks. I wonder if there's a subconscious mindset that thinks "stocks going down = bad no money"

>> No.57853761

>>57853732
nah I don't think so. but I think we'll crab for a bit.

>> No.57853762

>>57853741
Same man, same

>> No.57853767

>>57853692
TNA. she is waiting for a breakout for long time.

>> No.57853774
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57853774

>>57853633
Checked Bobonberry. Lots of moneytomake today.

>> No.57853791

Is Tesla going out of business?

>> No.57853807

>>57853767
Well naturally I'd be buying TNA or LABU. What do I, look like a pussy?

>> No.57853829

>>57853791
Someone answer this pleeeeease.

I want to get in but will I get burned???

>> No.57853856
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>>57853791
>>57853829
No they'll be fine.

>> No.57853857

>>57853791
>>57853829
Buddy look at ALB Computer

>> No.57853868

>>57853829
>asking NIGGERS AND JEWS

>> No.57853873

>>57853829
I am short to around148 until may barring somecatalyst.

>> No.57853896

>>57851704
Baba Bros what catalysts can we even Hope for?

>> No.57853920

>>57853102
>dividends
Also availble on fraction shares. Plus most companies do buybacks anyway

>> No.57853934

>>57853807
XBI recently has higher volume and it need some time to consolidate
IWM has smaller trading range and decreasing volume. it is already to pick a direction.

>> No.57853940
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>>57853857
It's actually over. No one wants batteries anymore.

>> No.57853956

>>57853742
>invest $100000 USD in stock
>market goes 0.1% up you get $100 WIN
>market goes 1% down you lost $1000 USD

>> No.57853964

LAC (not LAAC) taking a shit

>> No.57853968

>RHM closed 1.05% up
DEUTSCHLAND
ÜBER
ALLES

>> No.57853983

>>57853920
however you get entrance money. the divvies were just for example. I think they're the worst method for new cash injection for legal and tax reasons. but they make sense in mature industries with no r+d necessary.

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>>57853992
>>57853992
>>57853992

>> No.57854020

>>57853983
>entrance money
You're not the brightest bulb. Compounding interest always works if you don't sell whether you buy 0.01 share, 5 shares or 10,000 shares

>> No.57854074

>>57853692
Personally I like ibb and xbi
But you should all in ENLV to pump me

>> No.57854078

>>57854020
ya but it works less than the interest on the cash.
more interest > less interest

>> No.57854106

>>57854078
>more interest > less interest
Historically index market returns have always been much higher than interest rates in the long term

>> No.57854115

>>57853611
But you just told me to learn to weld, I can't keep up!

>> No.57854157

>>57854106
we're talking short term.

>> No.57854280

>>57854157
>timing the market
Your whole point was that buying stocks should be done in lots of 100. Completely different point whether buying stocks at all is good right now. Buying in lots of 100 was better before 2000, not today. It's cheaper for the retail investor than institutions

>> No.57854390

This is it, lads. The dick has hit the uterus. AI in freefall from here.

>> No.57855193

>>57854280
I'm not talking timing the market. I'm talking buying your broker lunch with your fractional ownership trash is strictly worse than cash.