/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57895665]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous >>57894268

[Anonymous No.57895675]

first

[Anonymous No.57895683]

it's over

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895685]

lol
lmao even
actually, kek

[Anonymous No.57895689]

Why are afterhours allowed?

[Anonymous No.57895694]

Look at me and tell me that that AVGO price action wasn't algorithms. They wanted to kill calls and puts.

[Anonymous No.57895696]

LONG THE CHIPS ACT

ALL IN INTC AND NVDA

[Anonymous No.57895698]

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I LOST A LITTLE MONEY TODAY

[Anonymous No.57895699]

COST WHAT HAPPENED! N!

[Anonymous No.57895707]

WE'VE COME A LONG LONG WAY TOGETHER
THROUGH THE HARD TIMES AND THE GOOD
I HAVE TO CELEBRATE YOU BABY
I HAVE TO PRAISE YOU LIKE I SHOULD

https://youtu.be/ygVMEJvVgG8

[Anonymous No.57895708]

Biden crashes the market tonight. Nvda -40% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57895715]

I HATE BOOBOOS
I HATE THE AFTER HOURS
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.57895719]

Fresh bake. Nobody knows how much money I lost last thread.

[Anonymous No.57895720]

>tfw I could've made more money if only I had went with my gut instead of being a pussy last year

[Anonymous No.57895722]

>>57895699
Revenue miss...ITS JOEVER

[Anonymous No.57895723]

>>57895689
stop asking questions!

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895724]

>>57895699
They sold too many hot dogs at a loss, and missed on revenue.

[Anonymous No.57895725]

YOU WERE WARNED

[Anonymous No.57895729]

>>57895694
THEY COULD BARELY EVEN DUMP IT EVEN AT ATH

STINKY ER BAG HOLDERS GET THETA'D

ALL THE MONEY IS GONNA FLOW INTO INTC TOMORROW LIKE MUSICAL CHAIRS

[Anonymous No.57895728]

is AI over? BBAI didn't pump. it literally has AI in the name.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895736]

literally all you had to do was buy NVDA
but you faggots wanted BBAI calls or MRVL calls

[Anonymous No.57895744]

Imagine not buying the AVGO earnings dip and realizing a 10% gain on your account in 30 seconds. You guys are so

[Anonymous No.57895746]

Fuck this market recovering

[Anonymous No.57895748]

i need the line to keep going up or i will never be able to afford an anime wife

[Anonymous No.57895751]

>3.31%
>YTD: 12.01%

And I even cut my MRVL gains in advance of this dump.

[Anonymous No.57895752]

>>57895698
And it doesn't matter much to you as long as she's spread?

[Anonymous No.57895755]

>>57895736
cant get the big toys if you dont play with the big boys
anything under 200b mcap is a fucking meme lmao

[Anonymous No.57895757]

Big bear bros it's fkn over

[Anonymous No.57895763]

>>57895744
..stupid

[Anonymous No.57895777]

>>57895689
so they can make money off you more hours of each day

[Anonymous No.57895779]

[Anonymous No.57895780]

>>57895729
Fuck off Shrek poster, nobody is pumping your INTCuck bags.

LEt's see what AVGO's call brings.

[Anonymous No.57895784]

>>57895752

[Anonymous No.57895790]

I hope all of you euphoric shoeshine boys in the last thread learn your lesson during the next 15 years of economic catastrophe.

[Anonymous No.57895801]

>>57895668
Shits wild, the whole setup feels shady as fuck. I'll be so happy if I can just get the fuck out of it with my funds intact, and never use the site again.

[Anonymous No.57895800]

CHUDS are on suicide watch over Bidens non stop accomplishments and never ending market aths

[Anonymous No.57895804]

>>57895665
How'd everyone do today?

[Anonymous No.57895805]

>>57895790
Line go up until you go broke trying to fight the line. Only then will line go down.

[Anonymous No.57895807]

One meme stock dumps before earnings and stupid bears come out

[Anonymous No.57895810]

>>57895720
Are u balding, Anon?

[Anonymous No.57895819]

>>57895757
Has bbai even reported earnings yet? Or is it just dumping AH? I haven’t seen any actual numbers anywhere

[Anonymous No.57895827]

>>57895804
What's in your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.57895829]

the semis bubble popped with broadcom
todays gains will be wiped out tonight and we might wake up down 3% in markets tomorrow
it was fun melting up boys

[Anonymous No.57895830]

>>57895736
sell that NVDA shit now for profit(s). commence to retreating

[Anonymous No.57895832]

>>57895780
Is that copium I smell? What's the CEO gonna do? Say nigger on the call and it pumps to infinity?

Face it. The king may be NVDA but the rest of this chip game is musical chairs. Buy a month out. Ride the pump and rotate

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895846]

>>57895830
trailing stop loss set, I'll ride until the next dump

[Anonymous No.57895847]

>>57895748
you realise that none of the items on that table make any sense, right?
what the fuck is that jug
it looks like a combination between a mixer and a can of water but fails in being either
the weird round thing???
slectric socket is also incorrect, there are no holes
there's way more than a single deck of cards
and explain to me exactly what kind of food is in that bowl
it looks like bugles but visually mixed with fries and fried chicken
even the tea doesn't make sense who fills it up so much
and if even asingle drop of tea falls on that tablecloth it will never ever get out of it ever again
and what the fuck is outside of that window
looks like the window looks out on a broken wall directly in front of it
ai sucks so much why did i ever start working in ai
wait i work in ai
i know how much it sucks
but i'll still pretend it doesn't because profits

[Anonymous No.57895849]

>$AVGO | Broadcom Q1 24 Earnings:
- Adj EPS $10.99 (est $10.42)
- Rev $11.96B (est $11.83B)
- Semiconductor Solutions Rev $7.39B (est $7.7B)
- Sees FY Rev Approx. $50.0B

>- Semiconductor Solutions Rev $7.39B (est $7.7B)
This whole fuckin market pumps on this bullshit and they miss THAT?

[Anonymous No.57895858]

>jumps up two spots in a day
fucking mogged lmao, gonna slurp some more soon, nothing is more future proof than betting on an increasing amount of fatasses

[Anonymous No.57895870]

>>57895665
Lost 1k on bbai.

Fuck me that's annoying.

[Anonymous No.57895873]

>>57895827
>>57895804
>>57895665
https://m1.finance/vIQRqWg4FYFi

[Anonymous No.57895875]

>GE to split into 2 companies on april 2nd
>ge aerospace and ge vernova
Anyone aerospace guys here? think ge aerospace as a stand alone company any good?

[Anonymous No.57895878]

>>57895832
Fair play, I got piggish. Regardless, Intel has barely any skin in the game short term so stop trying to pump your fucking bags. Buy shares and LEAPS and stfu until their assembly factories come together in the 2-3 years.

[Anonymous No.57895883]

Do I dump my Costco? Evaporated my gains

[Anonymous No.57895884]

>>57895810
>AI even fucks up a simple hotdog

[Anonymous No.57895888]

Nvm bbai missed earnings by 180% lmao this might actually drill to 2$ tmrw

[Anonymous No.57895892]

>>57895875
>vernova
What the fuck is this Kellanova shit? Did latinxs take over all branding work?

[Anonymous No.57895895]

>>57895846
i hate that market sell part but take those comfortable profits.

[Anonymous No.57895896]

>>57895801
i only used paypal to sell runescape gold back in the days
until some chink asshole scammed me and didn't pay me shit

[Anonymous No.57895904]

>>57895847
tell me you're american without telling me you're american

[Anonymous No.57895905]

>>57895847
>what the fuck is that jug
It's a Brita filter pitcher, dumbass
Everyone has one

[Anonymous No.57895908]

>>57895895
Your market sell of NVDA is no different from a limit. Your 3 shares are not gonna budge the price.

[Anonymous No.57895911]

>>57895847
look at that hotdog >>57895810

kek

[Anonymous No.57895918]

[Anonymous No.57895922]

WHHhhaads for dinner tonight CHUDS?!
Here in desrt America, I'm having a box of zatarins rb&r, a box of zatarins jambolaia (and its as good as Captain sisko's dad's), and a kielbasa sausage cut up cookin in the rice cooker for me
house smells good as shit

[Anonymous No.57895923]

i am financially ruined

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895926]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING BUYING A LUXURY RETAILER IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!

[Anonymous No.57895937]

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895939]

>>57895926
>luxury retailer

[Anonymous No.57895942]

>>57895804
+12%
Big spike upwards for my Novo B stocks
But mostly carried by NVDA certs

[Anonymous No.57895949]

>>57895875
last year ?

[Anonymous No.57895962]

>>57895849
It’s almost like, semiconductors are cyclical or something

[Anonymous No.57895964]

You get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.57895966]

>>57895922
>house smells good as shit
female shit?

Thanks for reminding me to put more money into female natural gas
NATURAL GAS BROS, RISE UP

[Anonymous No.57895967]

>>57895858
>The test of Novo's weight loss drug in pill form worked way better than expected, even outperforming the injection in some instances
First they hit gold, then they find platinum

[Anonymous No.57895968]

>>57895905
Why would you need it? Is your water dirty?

[Anonymous No.57895969]

I have one year till my BBAI calls expire, should be good right ?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895974]

>>57895937
>prompt: business frog in loncow, or mosdon

[Anonymous No.57895987]

SOXS can't even go up 20 cents! What a farking scam.

[Anonymous No.57895991]

>Bobos out in force
>Nvidia down %0.27 after hours
lol

[Anonymous No.57895992]

>>57895937
the buildings in the background are messed up
and whats that figure on the bottom left supposed to be?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895998]

>>57895969
unironically yes
0dte trannies get the axe

[Anonymous No.57896000]

>>57895968
It's to get rid of the chemicals
Though I haven't changed my filter in forever so idk how effective it is anymore

[Anonymous No.57896005]

>>57895992

[Anonymous No.57896006]

>>57895923
be more responsible in the future. build up a thousand dollars of equity, get margin into something you are confident in, buy with money and save gained margin for when you see a dip
you be back swinging.

[Anonymous No.57896022]

What happened bros

[Anonymous No.57896028]

>>57895926
VSCO? Dollar General? Dollar Tree? Costco? GME?
what is luxury retail

[Anonymous No.57896030]

>>57896005
yeah, about like that
another totally messed up picture

[Anonymous No.57896033]

anyone know if RUM covers the new rum le cloud services? or is that going to be a new business under a new ticker?

[Anonymous No.57896041]

Guaranteed winning stocks are Novo and Nvidia. NVDA has a constant daily increase, while Novo has cyclical upswings in between plateauing.

[Anonymous No.57896045]

>>57896022
Nothing. A meme stock crashed and Costco dumped 3% after earnings

[Anonymous No.57896049]

>>57896022
SPY is down 0.08% after hours. It's over.

[Anonymous No.57896050]

>>57895967
and as a bonus, studies show, to no ones surprise, fat "people" are fucking retarded and will relapse if they ever get off the meds
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2589537024000543

[Anonymous No.57896052]

Costco got choked out, retail is dead

[Anonymous No.57896058]

Who dumps after hours?
Serious question

[Anonymous No.57896059]

>>57895962
ah yes, we pump in advance, ok

[Anonymous No.57896063]

>>57895888
Hahaha holy fuck, that bad? Glad I loaded up on a few more puts yesterday. Was starting to get a little worried

>>57895896
Classic chinks

[Anonymous No.57896066]

>>57896030

[Anonymous No.57896075]

>>57896052
What's that mean?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57896077]

>>57896052
I HOPE A PACK OF WILD NIGGERS CHOKE TO DEATH ON THEIR HOT DOGS AND THEY FACE THE WRATH OF CONSTANT CHIMP OUTS AND LAWSUITS!!!!

[Anonymous No.57896085]

how the fuck is russia's economy booming harder than europe is everything just a fake joke

[Anonymous No.57896094]

just hodl nvidia bro
i mean if you can afford to buy lmao

[Anonymous No.57896099]

>>57896052
I am genuinely surprised. I have visited at least 30 different Costcos on the western part of the US in the past year and every single one is always absolutely filled to the brim with people

[Anonymous No.57896101]

I am now a soxl chad. I hope I didn't ruin it for everyone.

[Anonymous No.57896105]

>>57896066
monster at the bottom has messed up eyes and no right hand
monster on the left has two differends hands, one with four fingers, one with five

[Anonymous No.57896109]

>>57895689
seriously this
and literally how. i cant as retail. is it only for instiutions?

[Anonymous No.57896112]

Costco guac?

[Anonymous No.57896113]

>trains derailing
>Cell towers going out
>Planes just barely crashing

How long until semi conductor factory explosion?

[Anonymous No.57896116]

>>57895847
That one isn't ai. It's a drawing with a (real) photo background.

[Anonymous No.57896121]

how are Novo Nordisk so good at what they do?

[Anonymous No.57896126]

>>57896105

[Anonymous No.57896130]

>>57896085
russia’s economy still runs on the gold standard lmao

[Anonymous No.57896138]

>>57896066
nose of gorilla

[Anonymous No.57896142]

>>57896121
Danish autism
t. Dane

[Anonymous No.57896146]

>>57895904
not a mutt lol
>>57895905
i just googled it
never heard of it before
that genuinely looks like the most retarded product i have ever seen in my entire life
why is there some plastic filter dangling in your water
>fill and empty your pitcher three times to rinse the filter
>then fill with cold water to the max fill line
>A better planet starts with a single drop
Genuinely astonished. Thought I saw everything, but apparently there's still some magic in this world. What the fuck is the filter for??? I'm seriously confused. Why would you buy a pitcher and fill and empty it 3 times to clean a filter so you can drink water?
And how is any of this plastic electricity filter shit even remotely sustainable..
I just drank a glass of water from the faucet in my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.57896147]

>>57895884
It's beautiful

[Anonymous No.57896149]

AVGO's price is the clearest example of buy/sell walls I've ever seen. If you don't think tutes are collecting premiums on options and burning off IV, I don't know what the fuck to tell you

[Anonymous No.57896153]

>>57896028
>Lookin' for a country gal with a lot 'a street smarts
Spend a couple thousand of my money down at Walmart

[Anonymous No.57896165]

Whatever happen to the anon that was saying SOXL holders would lose their money because of the 5% annual finance rate on the leverage? Did he neck himself yet?

[Anonymous No.57896167]

>>57895846
i wish some faggot would sell hard so everyone gets fucking fucked hard

[Anonymous No.57896171]

>>57896116
I don't believe you. I don't believe anything I see anymore.

[Anonymous No.57896176]

>>57896126
>woman on the right has thumb on her left hand on the wrong side

[Anonymous No.57896184]

>>57896149
>collecting premiums on options and burning off IV
QRD on how that works?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896189]

>>57896167
ok cashie

[Anonymous No.57896192]

>>57896109
Depends on your brokerage, I can trade AH with Schwab.

[Anonymous No.57896195]

>>57896113
Aint like it used to be rigg

[Anonymous No.57896197]

>>57896147
>fucks up a simple banana

[Anonymous No.57896201]

>the ONE fucking stock that NEEDS to dump is still up AH
FUCK TESLA AND FUCK KIKES
MY PUTS ARE WORTHLESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57896210]

>>57896109
You have to specifically enable it on your broker and for the love of all that is holy do not place market orders if you do

[Anonymous No.57896216]

Well at least SMCI is pumping.

[Anonymous No.57896218]

>GRND after hours: 9.75 +1.04 11.94%

OK, we get it, Fag 7. No need to show off.

[Anonymous No.57896220]

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[Anonymous No.57896225]

Ok, I wanna go long in Nvidia. As in buy and hold. Should I wait for a dip? Just buy some calls as well?

[Anonymous No.57896227]

>>57896201
Tesla is down AH though?

[Anonymous No.57896241]

Why are we AHHHHING everything is still up

[Anonymous No.57896245]

BIG boys, we're only up 4 percent where is our fucking squeeze???

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896247]

what is this pattern called

[Anonymous No.57896253]

>>57895949
no they announced it last year but takes full effect in april.

[Anonymous No.57896255]

[Anonymous No.57896261]

Eh, Oil is pumping, 79 now

[Anonymous No.57896266]

>>57896225
tomorrow could be the dip

[Anonymous No.57896272]

>>57896085
War economy. The goverment tells the corpos to do something and they do it, simple as.

[Anonymous No.57896273]

This place is dramatic as fuck. Literally nothing is happening.

[Anonymous No.57896274]

Remember that time regime propagandists told everyone to buy the top of a massive bubble, financially ruining millions of people that later hunted them in the streets?

[Anonymous No.57896276]

>>57896266
what's tomorrow? Other than the dip :)

[Anonymous No.57896281]

>>57896225
Just buy now and don't think too hard about it. 2k is programmed at this point

[Anonymous No.57896282]

anyways

[Anonymous No.57896283]

>>57896121
Danish (and in part, Swedish) society is extremely well suited for companies like Novo, as tax funded universities pump out high skilled, high iq workers, of which a lot end up in this "Medicon Valley" area, a sort of equivalent to Silicon Valley, but with a focus on medicine instead
>>57896142
Ærlig talt nok en bedre forklaring

[Anonymous No.57896286]

>>57896255
>houses in the background cant decide wether they are trees

[Anonymous No.57896287]

>>57896247
>someone executed their options

[Anonymous No.57896295]

Why is aftermarket trading allowed?

[Anonymous No.57896297]

>>57896274
No

[Anonymous No.57896303]

>>57896276
AVGO and MRVL shat the bed just now
it might bring down other semi stocks a bit tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57896304]

>>57896297
Well you will soon.

[Anonymous No.57896308]

>>57896227
0.28% down, another 4% to go h-heh

[Anonymous No.57896312]

>>57896241
BUDDY LOOK AT AFTER-HOURS EARNINGS COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57896317]

>>57896295
Cmon anon, the (((answer))) is obvious

[Anonymous No.57896320]

>>57896283
but aren't American universities much wealthier and attract the smartest in the world?

[Anonymous No.57896331]

>>57896273
We like to have a little fun around here

[Anonymous No.57896336]

>>57896295
You can trade AH. Hell, Robinhood's got 24/5 markets.

And if it's something reporting earnings, you'll find plenty of liquidity.

[Anonymous No.57896337]

>>57895804
13k up on NVDA
At this point I've been making two months labor every day on this stock.

[Anonymous No.57896342]

>>57896195
,>remember when planes were safe to fly 14 years ago

Yep. Things aren't the same Shane. Kids these days will never know the old days of flying on a plane with peace of mind.

[Anonymous No.57896343]

>>57896273
Almost like we’re all meming

[Anonymous No.57896345]

>>57896272
that's normal praxis in russia, maybe more so that they're emptying the vaults for shell production. but are they that stupid? they'll literally starve

[Anonymous No.57896354]

>>57896320
American universities are for educating CCP party members to build weapons to bomb Americans with.

[Anonymous No.57896357]

>>57896210
some brokers only allow limit orders after hour which is a good thing
as rleJ states... liquidity is way lower - price can FU up in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.57896358]

Ahem, I got humbled today by COST and MRVL. This is going to tank to 30k or something tomorrow morning.

[El Arcón No.57896365]

????????
EXIT BEFORE FAST END
??????????????

[Anonymous No.57896373]

>>57896358
Dangerous numbers. Satanic, black magic shit

[Anonymous No.57896374]

>>57896063
>bbai currently 2.86
kek, it continues its downfall. dont worry youll be making plenty money

[Anonymous No.57896380]

>>57896320

[Anonymous No.57896385]

>>57896130
>ussia’s economy still runs on the gold standard lmao
Last time Russia was on gold standard it been 19th century

[Anonymous No.57896397]

>>57896337
Why doesn't it go down when you buy? That's what always happens to me.

[Anonymous No.57896403]

>>57895689
Sorry goy, jews only hours

[Anonymous No.57896406]

>>57896358
come on anon, maybe itll go up in the morning. Aftermarket performance is not always indicative of opening bell next day performance.
Ill include you in my prayer tonight

[Anonymous No.57896413]

>>57896303
nice, thanks anon.
>>57896281
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. This value is from when? EOY or next year?

[Anonymous No.57896415]

>>57896000
That whole pic looks so american I thought it was fake at first. A water filter on your pitcher. A fancy tablecloth while drinking brown staining tea filled to the brim. Man what is real life even anymore

[Anonymous No.57896416]

>>57896358
Yeah by all amount I'm taking a 40 percent haircut tomorrow too as my AVGO 1465 call goes buh bye

[Anonymous No.57896425]

Okay maybe I was a bit ambitious to think NVDL would hit 269.50

[Anonymous No.57896434]

>>57896192
i have many broker but none of them offers pre and after

[Anonymous No.57896435]

>>57896184
sell tons of options, be delta neutral
options before earnings are high iv thus higher price
options lose a ton of iv after earnings near instantly thus options become much cheaper
big boys scrape all that free money off the top and it didnt matter which way the line went

[Anonymous No.57896444]

>>57896385
The jews did a lot to them since then

[Anonymous No.57896453]

>>57896146
>not a mutt lol
100% you're a mutt

[Anonymous No.57896455]

there's like 10 guys in this thread trading for millions of dollars per annum

[Anonymous No.57896463]

>>57896320
only those that can afford it, there's a massive amount of people with high potential who don't get any university education because they can't afford it, in America, that doesn't really matter to the economy, as it's a resource rich country with room for low skill labor, but Denmark has nothing of the sort, so education is much more prioritized by the government

[Anonymous No.57896466]

I think BBAI is going back to $2 range

[Anonymous No.57896469]

>>57896210
>holy do not place market orders
>he doesnt jump straight into the market
lmao i bet you trade on support and resistance levels

[Anonymous No.57896474]

>>57896466
2.00 was its price 2 weeks ago. it really wouldnt be surprising at all given the miss

[Anonymous No.57896479]

Goddmanit I hate boomers. I never realized that their entire generation is legitimately mentally ill. I can't believe I have to work with these people. Thank Christ I go back to nights next week.

[Anonymous No.57896482]

>>57896050
Extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.57896485]

>>57896220
You're either buying here. Or you're holding and pumping. Either way is an unwise decisions. Unless you buy a few cheap calls. That's about all you can do safely here.

Or just post the ticker a hundred times and see what happens

[Anonymous No.57896486]

>>57896337
what did u make on that screen shot ?
what did you sell today ? take some $

[Anonymous No.57896488]

nvidia shortsqueeze is finally happening

[Anonymous No.57896490]

COSTCO HAS FALLEN
MILLIONS MUST BUY

[Anonymous No.57896493]

Come on AVGO... come on baybee....

>>57896479
Story time?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57896504]

COST CO. CHYNA!!!!!! GO! GO! GO!

[Anonymous No.57896506]

>>57896099
>absolutely filled to the brim with people
Minorities aren’t people, anon

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896511]

>>57896479
how are those bags feeling Rocker?

[Anonymous No.57896513]

>>57896469
>>57896210
He should trade the DAX. Cause it does exactly JUST that, even aftermarkets.

[Anonymous No.57896519]

>>57896493
The AVGO pump and dump happy time is over. Try again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57896525]

>>57896519
its just starting
earnings call starts now

[Anonymous No.57896527]

>>57896513
>aftermarkets
welcher broker

[Anonymous No.57896528]

>>57896479
define boomer in rocker terms please

[Anonymous No.57896536]

>>57896171
For starters the image predates ai by at least a year.

[Anonymous No.57896540]

why would I stay awake so late to watch Joe Biden get coked up to talk about joe biden things

[Anonymous No.57896541]

and that was the last green day for the S&P this year. Check em

[Anonymous No.57896545]

>>57896274
Bit much, clownie. And I'm slightly bear

[Anonymous No.57896554]

>>57896486
No, I'd like to hold these shares at least a year for tax purposes. If I sell now the capital gains will be stupid as fuck.
Not to mention I have great confidence in NVDA's ability to perform for the next year, and really at least for several more years. I do truly think its going to become a 3 trillion market cap company.

[Anonymous No.57896555]

>>57896540
>fucks up the nose
AI is a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.57896564]

>>57896536
Meta data can be doctored
databases too
unless its on a blockchain with a lots of full nodes predating ai, you cant confirm anything is not ai now

[Anonymous No.57896566]

nvidia will be under 800 tomorrow
this bubble is ending

[Anonymous No.57896568]

>>57896527
Das ist IG.

[Anonymous No.57896570]

>>57896541
Your single is acknowledged

[Anonymous No.57896571]

>>57896482
More people need to check out the study, fatties will remain repeat customers forever and ever

[Anonymous No.57896576]

>>57896413
I dont fucking know dude. It probably runs for another year until meta, Microsoft and Apple start making their own chips. Just buy the trend.

[Anonymous No.57896577]

Well boys, AVGO let me down, looks like SMCI and NVDA might just help offset those losses to an extent.

[Anonymous No.57896578]

Okay somebody tell me if all this shit is good or bad.

[Anonymous No.57896582]

Short UAL
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1765857993080328615

[Anonymous No.57896585]

>>57896566
news say this so it will pump further
always do the oposite

[Anonymous No.57896591]

>>57896585
theres no news that says that

[Anonymous No.57896592]

>>57896527
Aber CMC oder Pepperstone kannst auch bis 23 Uhr traden. Spread ist aber größer, bei allen.

Niedrigen Spread insgesamt hat Pepperstone. Und niedrigste Kosten (overnight) für CFD.

[Anonymous No.57896598]

>>57896578
>

[Anonymous No.57896596]

>>57896493
Not much to tell. From day one these OCD retards want shit done a very particular way that makes absolutely zero sense and is completely inefficient. If you try and alter anything to make it work smoother or even try and change things to my own personal preference that doesn't affect them whatsoever, they lose their shit. I've been real patient with them, but i'm real close to just unloading on them because they are retarded. Management are too big of pussies to come out on the floor and show some leadership so the patients end up running the asylum. Everyone thinks they're the boss but nobody is.

>>57896511
feeling a hell of a lot lighter now.

>>57896528
60+ years old

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896597]

>>57896582
lmao

[Anonymous No.57896601]

>AH CRASH
https://youtu.be/YX4W-eiEcNE?si=qPVRyfk3d2bzqQEr
>Here's another pity there's another chance
>Try to learn a lesson but you can't
>If we can burn a city in futures and in past
>Without a change our lives will never last
>Cause we're going fast
>You can sit beside me when the world comes down
>If it doesn't matter, then just turn around
>We don't need our bags and we can just leave town
>You can sit beside me when the world comes down

[Anonymous No.57896604]

>>57896582
lol what a shit company.

[Anonymous No.57896606]

>>57896578
From what I can tell, looking at it on another site, I think their semiconductor industry is lacking, which is what everyone FOMO'd into (including myself). The companies fundamentals are solid, and everyone knew prior to earnings that this wasn't just a "chip company" as they are very diversified. We're not gonna get the bonkers gains we piggishly hoped for, but there's no cause for this to drop too harshly.

I am a complete retard though, and bought weekly calls. So I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.57896609]

>>57896582
and BA too for good measure
it's actually unreal wtf is going on with them, you don't hear this from AIR

[Anonymous No.57896616]

>NVDA up 0,9% in after hours

[Anonymous No.57896621]

>>57896578
Took me 7 seconds to find AI so hmmm not sure

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896631]

>>57896616
I do NOT want to get off Mr Huang's Wild Ride

[Anonymous No.57896638]

>>57896592
Danke, schaue ich mir mal an. Habe immernoch keinen Boker gefunden der mir ganz gefällt. Die Spreads sind alle Gottlos

[Anonymous No.57896639]

>>57896469
AH trading has miserable spreads. If you bought 100 shares of something at say, $6.05, they might only post a few at that price and the rest at like $7.50.

[Anonymous No.57896646]

>>57896591
investing com """"""""""""analysts""""""""""" say that.

[Anonymous No.57896648]

>>57896435
Oh yeah, I'm sure they're making bank off of people buying into the hype the week before. How do the buy/sell walls after earnings play into it though?

>>57896466
>>57896474
I think I'll sell off half my puts tomorrow and hold the others through next week in case it falls further.

[Anonymous No.57896649]

>>57896598
>>57896606
I don't get it. They beat analysts expectations of $10.29 per share by pulling in $10.99, and the result is it nosedives after hours. I am of confuse.

[Anonymous No.57896660]

>>57896609
This is what happens when you put ESG ahead of actual skill based merit. You get some black queen who got pushed through some engineering college without earning the degree, and then gets pushed up the ladder at an airline company simply because they are a minority. You get doors flying off of planes mid flight, tires falling off at takeoff. I'm legitimately delaying my vegas trip I planned on taking in the future because shits only going to get worse. Whatever that jew Larry Fink wants I suppose. What the hell is the end game with these jews? They are destroying companies with this shit which isn't going to help them personally in any way.

[Anonymous No.57896663]

"AI revenue quadrupled" - Broadcom CEO

See, AVGO isn't a bad play, it's gonna grow.

[Anonymous No.57896667]

>>57896649
Profit taking and/or a shakeout to get people to fold

[Anonymous No.57896671]

Well is this right? NVidia forecast.

[Anonymous No.57896681]

>>57896555
but what a beautiful marketing campaign by 'I got no where to sell my mining cards' computer

[Anonymous No.57896688]

>>57896648
risk is handicapped by expected move
there are tons of orders ready to go on either end of it
no one can control them its just how the options market naturally works

[Anonymous No.57896696]

Also forex/cfd trading is super comfy
>almost no cost to enter/exit a position
>available 24/5
>extremely liquid
You just have to be diligent with your risk management

[Anonymous No.57896704]

>>57896425
Oop guess not. Made a cool extra $209 today just sitting around in my pajamas

>>57896554
Short term capital gains are the same as your regular income tax bracket. How do people not know this?

[Anonymous No.57896710]

>>57896671
Bit conservative

[Anonymous No.57896711]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-6EFBlybD8

[Anonymous No.57896715]

>>57896681
>>57896555
The nose knows

[Anonymous No.57896720]

>>57896660
Reform Jews -- which is 80% of them -- vote for open borders and woke education and when they see leftists and mudslimes screaming FUCK THE JEWS DEATH TO THE JEWS they blame Trump and white people and double down. I don't get it either. They have the mentality of Jews who cooperated with the guards in the concentration camps, forget what they were called.

[Anonymous No.57896721]

>>57896663
Going from $1 to 4 dollar would technically make that statement true

[Anonymous No.57896729]

>>57896638
DAX 0,9 tagsüber bei Pepperstone. Nach 17:30 sind 1,5 pips
CMC hat 1,2 tagsüber, 2 abends.
IG hat mittlerweile (CFD) die größten Spreads 1,4 tagsüber und 2,8 (glaube ich) nach 17:30 und mit Abstand die höchsten Kosten Overnight für's Halten bei CFD, wenn auch bei allen Brokern die Kosten vom Refzinssatz der EZB abhängen. Formel weicht bei allen ab.


Alle in Deutschland, Steuer automatisch.

[Anonymous No.57896742]

>>57896721
Look at that AH price action and tell me they're not burning options. Unbelievable.

I remember trying to buy NVDA pre-earnings and Robinhood said "certain options couldn't be purchased on margin or with unsettled cash". I asked if it was only NVDA or all options and he wouldn't answer. (I bought what I could anyway)

There's so much crooked shit.

[Anonymous No.57896746]

I love AIvwvp8

[Anonymous No.57896748]

broadcom ceo just said ai is gonna make them all the money
well thats that selloff is cancelled

[Anonymous No.57896750]

If you poors want seed money Wells Fargo is giving new checking accounts 300 dollars after 90 days with 1k going in to the account in that period. That's a whole share of..Tesla...I think. Either way, you lot should be thankful.

[Anonymous No.57896755]

Tomorrow, NYCB falls, Monday, the world.

[Anonymous No.57896756]

>>57896601
awww I remember this from yesterday

[Anonymous No.57896757]

>>57896720
Like I get it if they were in a foreign nation and just wanted to destroy the US, but they live here, raise families here, have businesses here, and invest in US companies. Is it really an example of, "It's not about the money, it's about sending a message"? Also I find it hilarious that they support democrats considering they are literally siding with hamas. Maybe jews are just retarded?

[Anonymous No.57896759]

>>57896663
I think it's more the fact AVGO dumped after hours while Nvidia pumped even though both had good earnings. One day they could fuck Nvidia same as AVGO after hours.

[Anonymous No.57896760]

>>57896748
HE SAID AI

[Anonymous No.57896762]

>>57896358
There was a guy that gambled to $1 million from $32k with TSLA options. That guy probably lost most of it by now unless he had changed his strategy.

[Anonymous No.57896769]

>>57896748
HAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

GET FUCKED BOBOS, AINT OVER TIL ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.57896774]

2% + after hours
2% + after hours
2% + after hours
2% + after hours

HERE WE COME BOIS

[Anonymous No.57896776]

>>57896616
Billions must buy 10x bull certs
>>57896660
It's incredible how fast they've ruined their reputation of the once golden standard of aircraft manufacturing, I'd rather trust a Sukhoi or Comac at this point

[Anonymous No.57896784]

https://youtu.be/m0xY7bT4dHc?si=LsctRaCEpFKXf5og

[Anonymous No.57896792]

I just can't believe NVDA is still lagging that fucking Mongolian mining stock.

[Anonymous No.57896791]

>>57896757
>I find it hilarious that they support democrats
I don't. I'm beginning to actually hate the beanie cap wearing bastards. Though I note that the one functional Jew in five punches above their weight by sending their funding the opposite direction.

[Anonymous No.57896794]

>>57896671
There is 3.5 trillion spend on "datacenters" every year?
What is he sniffing?

[Anonymous No.57896819]

Enjoy it while it lasts mumus, our day will come soon.

[Anonymous No.57896825]

>>57896671
stuff like this really lets us know the top is near

[Anonymous No.57896827]

>>57896755
Here you go, for if that starts happening.

[Anonymous No.57896829]

>>57896776
hvis det fortsætter sådan her bliver jeg millionær inden for en uge eller to

[Anonymous No.57896832]

>Lost 1k on bbai
>immediately take sale of shares at 3.1 and split it into SOXL and Nvidia at 4:50pm
>already recovering

T-thanks ai

[Anonymous No.57896843]

>>57896791
2% of the population are responsible for 50% of the donations of a party that gets about 50%, of all votes

[Anonymous No.57896846]

Come on you fucking pimp. COME ON --

[Anonymous No.57896847]

the only thing that bothers me on the avgo call is they intentionally put a hoodrat nigger bitch on the phone as the operator

[Anonymous No.57896856]

>>57896720
Jews hate their host countrys
Its just what they are

[Anonymous No.57896858]

Hot and fresh right out the oven guys.

[Anonymous No.57896859]

>>57896755
why tho?

[Anonymous No.57896862]

HAHAHA TOMORROW IS GONNA BE BRIGHT GREEN THANK YOU AVGO

[Anonymous No.57896863]

>>57896649
Looks like it's your lucky day

[Anonymous No.57896873]

>>57896856
It was not always so, anon. Something went wrong with American Jewry in the 60's out of all proportion to the general population.

[Anonymous No.57896874]

>>57896425
>I will buy more on margin.

>>57896776
>Gotta tell everyone to buy!

>>57896829
>We're all going to be rich!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896893]

NVDA has retard strength holy fuck
made me an extra $1000 after hours

[Anonymous No.57896901]

>>57896829
Kroner eller Dollar? pisse fedt uanset hvad

[Anonymous No.57896902]

>>57896874
Ground floor

[Anonymous No.57896905]

>>57896874

[Anonymous No.57896911]

>>57896902
low iq
were on the right side of the chart not the left

[Anonymous No.57896912]

All the doom and gloom is over at NYCB now. Here's the final tally; due to dilution new fair price of the bank is $6.60 a share. Which is roughly 1.6x from current price point at 3.6x per or more if your average is less. Divvy is now 0.01 cent x 4 per share. Yield is 1.093% roughly speaking.

[Anonymous No.57896932]

>>57896901
kroner brormand, hvad med dig

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896935]

BITF completely crabbing after earnings
wtf

[Anonymous No.57896938]

AVGO is gonna break that 1405 sell wall and fly.

>NVDA and SMCI

God, I love making money.

[Anonymous No.57896942]

>>57896905
>>57896126
These are good pepes

[Anonymous No.57896943]

>>57896911
it's over

[Anonymous No.57896952]

>>57896943
If you are a bear, yes.

[Anonymous No.57896953]

>>57896938
AI bulls just
CANT
STOP
WINNING!

[Anonymous No.57896960]

>>57896696
it's one of the hardest sectors, otherwise the institutions would be all over it. george soros territory

[Anonymous No.57896974]

>>57896873
nah, theyve always been that way, they didnt even vote for Reagan, when he was sweeping in 1984

[Anonymous No.57896977]

>>57896912
I watched a CNBC video this morning on youtube where a financial expert was saying exactly what you were saying about the new price target for NYCB. I knew the bottom was in when I read the comments on the video. Everyone in the comments was giga bearish. That's all I needed to see. Bloomberg anon immediately seething over NYCB was also a bottom indicator. He's my friend but boy does he have anger issues. Makes poem anon look stable by comparison.

[Anonymous No.57896986]

>>57896960
George Soros has a stake in JBLU

[Anonymous No.57896988]

Alright give it to me straight...how fucked are my COSTCalls tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57897006]

>Costco going to shit
>Surprised it can't perform consistently like chad Walmart

Good or bad economy, Walmart will prevail

[Anonymous No.57897007]

>>57896696
>requires extreme knowledge of geopolitics
>must know autism levels of TA
>low earnings to effort ratio
>requires massive leverage
No thanks. I'll just keep rotating semis I'm already up 800% ytd just by playing musical chairs

[Anonymous No.57897009]

>>57896953
Never bet against the future.

[Anonymous No.57897011]

>>57896942
Thank you SIR

[Anonymous No.57897024]

>>57896960
I fucked around on Nadex trading forex futures and I don't know if there is a more fake and gay manipulated type of trading than forex. Can't make any sense of it. It just seems like gambling unless you're a whale.

[Anonymous No.57897032]

>>57896977
>boy does he have anger issues. Makes poem anon look stable by comparison.
Has bloomberg anon ever given himself black eyes?

[Anonymous No.57897039]

>>57896444
I didn't know Russians are Jewish.

[Anonymous No.57897040]

>>57896942

[Anonymous No.57897041]

BULLVDA GOING TO 950 AH

[Anonymous No.57897047]

>>57896932
Lidt under halvvejs til en dansk million

[Anonymous No.57897054]

>>57897011

[Anonymous No.57897065]

>>57897057
>>57897057
>>57897057

[Anonymous No.57897068]

>>57896671
>NVDA
>$8,240

what's with the fud and doom & gloom talk? gotta pump those numbers up, rookie

[Anonymous No.57897070]

>>57897054
Can you make Pepe wear World of Warcraft style oversized armor, and make it look like he and his elvish women are liberating the NYSE trading floor?

[Anonymous No.57897075]

>>57897054
porgant

[Anonymous No.57897077]

>>57897006
Walmart and John Deere will prevail

[Anonymous No.57897114]

>>57897047
stærkt, håber du ender med mindst 100 mio

[Anonymous No.57897123]

>>57897006
>fingers fucked up
>>57897011
>frog has human arms and hands
>>57897054
>frog has two left arms

[Anonymous No.57897139]

>>57897077
>six fingers

[Anonymous No.57897140]

>>57897114
baseret, lige over

[Anonymous No.57897159]

>>57896756
Not sure if you posted that song but man that hit the feels just right in the good way.

[Anonymous No.57897383]

>>57896720
>View Trump as threat to America
They view White people as a threat to America, bro. It's simple. They're gaslighting you. Anything they say is to distract from this simple fact that they are scared of a similar situation to World War II. So they're either trying to create it themselves (and manage it) or prevent it. It's so fucking simple guys. Fear is found in the small-brain. The small brain is the reptile brain which is the bedrock for our much larger and smarter mammalian brains.

They are using their human neocortices to justify their medulla oblongata's fears. They are Jews. They are animals like the rest of us. They fear the Holocaust. They shouldn't. And we should counter-punish them for their punishment.

Also, I do think there is a case to be made for Feds posting here when they're hyper-intelligently saying it's a bad idea to be bearish on NVDA or SPY here.

Niggers.

[Anonymous No.57897569]

>>57897039
That's why their Marxist Revolution succeeded. They were at the helm of it. Sorry, I have to post this.

[Anonymous No.57897692]

>>57896974
>I'll have these niggers voting democrat for the next 100 years

[Anonymous No.57897809]

>>57895884
Don't try lemon soufflés.