/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58076304]

Comfy Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.58076319]

SNEED while others FEED
FEED while others SNEED

[Anonymous No.58076321]

Prepare. Your. Anus.

[Anonymous No.58076331]

every day green
always green now and
forever
pump pump pump pump like how i pump my cock to dora the explorer bleached porn

[Anonymous No.58076336]

Should I have sold my 510p weeklies when they were up 35% this morning?

[Anonymous No.58076343]

PEP boys…we won

Subway announced the new 10-year pact to serve PepsiCo products such as Mountain Dew sodas, Tropicana juices and Gatorade sports drinks on Tuesday.

Coca-Cola brands like Sprite, Fanta and Diet Coke will begin to disappear from the sandwich chain beginning in January 2025, and will take several months to replace across Subway’s network of franchisee-owned restaurants.

“We are committed to serving Subway through the end of this year,” Coca-Cola said in a statement. The beverage giant has served Subway’s US restaurants for nearly 20 years, the company said.

Subway is Coca-Cola’s largest US fountain account by number of locations, according to Beverage Digest. With about 20,000 stores, the sandwich shop is the country’s largest restaurant chain by number of locations, data compiled by restaurant research firm Technomic shows. It has nearly 37,000 stores worldwide.

Subway said it’s also extending its existing agreement with Frito-Lay, PepsiCo’s snack-food unit, to provide chips and snacks at its restaurants through 2030. PepsiCo already provides beverages at Subway shops in several regions outside the US.

[Anonymous No.58076347]

How do we stop our dictators from starting WW3?

[Anonymous No.58076355]

>>58076343
This speaks more of the decline of Subway than the growth of Pepshitsi. Btw what do you think a $5 footlong costs these days?

[Anonymous No.58076356]

What is the deal with the Bank of Japan raising rates? Should I buy Japanese stocks? How much should they move based on this news!? Thinking about aping into Mitsubishi and Sumitomo.

[Anonymous No.58076369]

>>58076355
It still represents a significant transfer of market share. Good for Pepsi bad for coke any way you split it

[Anonymous No.58076372]

>SIGA
this earnings was bretty gud. my $5c printed 500%

[Anonymous No.58076373]

>>58076227
not tarot-anon but I have a custom gpt for tarot readings
>The tarot reading you have sought is ready, woven from the ether of insights and cosmic vibrations. Behold, the visualization of 'The Tower', an arcane embodiment of tumultuous change within the financial cosmos.

>The Tower, traditionally a card of sudden upheaval, here is reimagined through the lens of fiscal fate—a market in the throes of chaos. Lightning, the harbinger of enlightenment and destroyer of illusion, strikes, symbolizing a crisis point where the unstable foundations are exposed, leading to inevitable collapse. The Tower's pinnacle, akin to the peak of speculative mania, cannot withstand the torrent of truth the lightning brings.

>The falling figures, once mortals, are now currencies and descending market charts, personifications of wealth and investment crumbling from speculative heights. The sky, charged with the turbulent energy of a storm, reflects the unpredictable nature of the markets—a reminder that what ascends must also descend.

>Let this image serve not as a portent of doom but as a counsel for caution. In the financial realm, the tower may fall, fortunes may falter, but from the ruins, new structures, more robust and wisely built, can rise.
>>58076343
who eats subway? its just bread and iceberg lettuce

[Anonymous No.58076377]

>>58076321
What's the dot plot going to say? Will two Fed members have the balls to say they might see less hikes this year?

Captcha: Y2KNA

[Anonymous No.58076382]

Expecting a comfy green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58076392]

>>58076382
Fucking liar.

[Anonymous No.58076395]

>>58076369
This

[Anonymous No.58076406]

JEROME IS FILLING MY GAMA CHAN TO THE BRIM TOMORROW. DATTEBAYO!

[Anonymous No.58076410]

>>58076392
all possible corrections are priced in already so it can only go up

[Anonymous No.58076411]

Buttcorn finna bouta do anotha woop woop floop.

[Anonymous No.58076425]

So tell me why I shouldn't dump 10k into TQQQ and forget about it

[Anonymous No.58076439]

JEROME PLEASE JUST CRUSH MY SKULL AND GET IT OVER WITH
HURRY DO IT NOW

[Anonymous No.58076446]

>>58076425
If I had done the "forget" part I'd still be down 3000 dollars.

[Anonymous No.58076450]

>>58076425
you won't live long enough to enjoy the gains with what those swings will do to your heart

[Anonymous No.58076452]

>>58076319
NATGAS AND OIL
while others GAY
Never GAY
just NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58076470]

SNOW calls

[Anonymous No.58076486]

>>58076347
> Frogs start WWIII for the lulz
honestly? pretty based.

[Anonymous No.58076495]

>>58076425
You're taking on 3x the volatility for 2x the CAGR of the underlying. There are more efficient ways to get 2x leverage. Better risk adjusted returns.

[Anonymous No.58076498]

how we feelin fellas
pump or dump

[Anonymous No.58076501]

If you were to throw 5k at the market tomorrow what would you buy?

[Anonymous No.58076504]

>>58076425
2x leverage is comfier

[Anonymous No.58076514]

>>58076501
RXRX at open

[Anonymous No.58076518]

you can't make me have profit

[Anonymous No.58076521]

>>58076486
>*drags you off to the meatgrinder*
Which, heckin based!!!

[Anonymous No.58076522]

>>58076347

[Anonymous No.58076523]

>>58076347
the dnipper isnt russian you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.58076526]

>>58076501
PEP or V

[Anonymous No.58076527]

>>58076501
31 shares of SCHD and 27 shares of SCHG

[Anonymous No.58076529]

>>58076521
>*Whoah

[Anonymous No.58076531]

>>58076501
>If
I have another month of daily 5K SPY orders until I get my cash allocation fixed.

[Anonymous No.58076546]

SPY DOWN
BOIL UP
THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK

[Anonymous No.58076551]

>>58076498
jitters dump in the AM, pump after FOMC

[Anonymous No.58076561]

>>58076501
VTI
>>58076531
Based.

[Anonymous No.58076562]

>>58076498
Who knows, Powell has no future so he can do whatever he wants now.

[Anonymous No.58076565]

>>58076521
But anon, surely you've considered... le Evropean Ideal...

[Anonymous No.58076568]

>>58076523
It will be in like a year lol

[Anonymous No.58076570]

George Soros' responce?

[Anonymous No.58076577]

Insider here. Rates to 5.75 tomorrow, market will pump 7% in response.

[Anonymous No.58076578]

>>58076568
>2 more weeks

Imagine performing poorly against that corrupt shithole barely getting the enough 2nd hand equipment from NATO

[Anonymous No.58076583]

>>58076372
>It keeps going
What the actual fuck?

Is clade I actually going to spread and kill us all?

[Anonymous No.58076594]

>>58076501
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.58076598]

>>58076425
Going leverage long a tech bubble did not work out so great for Japs in the 80s.

[Anonymous No.58076599]

>>58076577
checked, raising interest rates will lower inflation which will therefore pump the markets in expectation of rate cuts on lower inflation

[Anonymous No.58076600]

>>58076439
rates go up
bands go down
kre crabs
stocks go up

[Anonymous No.58076608]

>>58076304
McDonalds because I ate one today.

[Anonymous No.58076621]

>>58076608
you ate one mcdonalds?

[Anonymous No.58076624]

>>58076583
This price action is unrelated to clade 1. They reported big earnings from existing contracts last quarter. A clade 1 outbreak is coming, though, and it will send SIGA to ATH. This is an election year so I'm thinking maybe this summer

[Anonymous No.58076627]

>>58076578
Pretty good for convicts with shovels.

And in any case, it's a war of attrition, who cares? The nation with 30m people is going to lose against the one with five times as many unless they're smart and save their fighting age males for the insurgency route.

[Anonymous No.58076628]

>>58076501
>>58076514
this

[Anonymous No.58076640]

>>58076336
You should have sold your mother's farm when they came rolled over the hill. But you didn't. Nerp. You hesitated. You made them crawl back. You got stronger. Then you beat them to death with your Joe Rogan Muay Thai Jiu Jitsu and legal Mushroom Strategies and started a podcast about the whole experience.

[Anonymous No.58076647]

>>58076627
I care, if europe gets called in I want to be in the frontline and be the first to reach moscow´s national museum

[Anonymous No.58076649]

>>58076425
What program is this?

[Anonymous No.58076652]

>>58076425
Do it. You might get pretty great returns but before you do know your risks

- The market since 2010 has been only going up trajectory. This is due to extremely low interest rates for a decade or so. Due to the housing crash
Don't expect the same returns now. They don't need to lower rates, not until some recession happens or jobs getting impacted. You've seen entire decade of the economy expansion/peak.

-Volitality decay.
Each day market goes up or down, your gains will decay and you won't exactly get x3 gains. The longer the market is going down or during a verticle market your portfolio will decline over time. It's not a lot but it'll happen. So in an event of two turnturns like 2008 and internet bubble, your portfolio will return much lower than the market returns

-higher management fees

-If the market collapses 33.33% you lose everything
This is a just in case senario. Russia threatens nuclear war, the market overexaggerates or some shit happens. Your entire portfolio will disappear. Just to keep it into consideration. Even if it's less, the nasdaq has requirements for it to be listed their. So if it's below a certain range, your ETF will be delisted.

Just keep these into consideration.
There might be more issues but I forgor.

[Anonymous No.58076671]

If society collapses, like the global economy, that would be bad right

[Anonymous No.58076675]

>>58076647
Bro, the Russians got 25 kills. They're gonna tactical nuke your ass.

[Anonymous No.58076680]

>>58076647
>I care, if europe gets called in I want to be in the frontline and be the first to reach moscow´s national museum
Dude stop.

[Anonymous No.58076684]

>>58076652
>-If the market collapses 33.33% you lose everything
>This is a just in case senario. Russia threatens nuclear war, the market overexaggerates or some shit happens. Your entire portfolio will disappear. Just to keep it into consideration. Even if it's less, the nasdaq has requirements for it to be listed their. So if it's below a certain range, your ETF will be delisted.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/circuitbreaker.asp

That's right, even XXXX can't get zeroed out in a day.

[Anonymous No.58076692]

>>58076495
I would be interest in knowing this.
What are the better ways?

[Anonymous No.58076702]

>>58076304
>>58072339
>I think we'll get cloned living sex dolls with brains rewired to be subservient and truly happy to be used such that liberation
HOLY SHIT, LOL BRO. RYAN GOSLING MUCH?

[Anonymous No.58076704]

>>58076671
Only if you're not in a rape gang.

[Anonymous No.58076710]

I bet I'm a better shot than my draft officer.

[Anonymous No.58076716]

>>58076671
Until we start pricing in MegaQE.

[Anonymous No.58076722]

>>58076675
I doubt their nukes even work at this point

>>58076680
why? anything i find technically doesnt have a owner if the federation falls apart

[Anonymous No.58076728]

>>58076704
Based Tasha Yar lore oblique referencer

[Anonymous No.58076737]

>>58076722
>I doubt their nukes even work at this point
>why? anything i find technically doesnt have a owner if the federation falls apart

[Anonymous No.58076738]

>>58076722
They got working missiles and URANIUM barons can tell you all about their radioactive materials. That's close enough for government work.

[Anonymous No.58076754]

TSLA
Which way white man?

[Anonymous No.58076755]

>>58076728
I would have chased Denise Crosby around hooting and cackling with joy until we caught her and then raped the shit out of her. Being in a rape gang has to be fun as fuck.

[Anonymous No.58076759]

>>58076501
Maersk and Newmont.

[Anonymous No.58076760]

>>58076737
you scared me you faggot. i thought i was going into a watchlist but youre just implying im a shill

>>58076738
i barely trust my governament, why should i trust an autocratic shithole? besides, i wouldnt cry if the capital cities in europe got nuked

[Anonymous No.58076764]

OIL NATGAS and URANIUM forever

[Anonymous No.58076776]

>he wasn't holding USOI today for ex div
bingsearchburgerkingnigger.png
Probably don't have any OILK or UMI either. Well at least you have some XOM though, right? Right? This is the white heterosexual male thread, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.58076797]

>>58076710
A draft would cause a civil war

[Anonymous No.58076813]

>>58076760
>umm, sweaty, it's protecting democracy when we rig your elections, censor you, jail you for having the wrong opinions, use the courts to steal your businesses, and try to win elections by arresting your political leaders
>but when Russia does those things it's bad

[Anonymous No.58076815]

>>58076776
I sold all my oil stocks two weeks ago. Not enough of a sure thing so I'm waiting for the pullback before buying back in. I did best with PBR, was up 50% on the year.

[Anonymous No.58076838]

Imagine being a NO NATGAS NIGGER
What a sad life.

[Anonymous No.58076839]

>>58072182
They say that everyone's a genius in a bull market, and so am I.
I can't stop doing buy/writes for CCs ATM on SPY maxed out on margin.

[Anonymous No.58076845]

Wtfwt

[Anonymous No.58076849]

>>58073896
What's wrong with NTDOY?

Shit will surge when the onyon men begin pre-ordering the Switch 2.

[Anonymous No.58076866]

>>58076839
Seems like a good problem to have

[Anonymous No.58076875]

>>58076845
Some idiot used a market order instead of a limit one in the Robinhood degen market. Sucks to be them.

[Anonymous No.58076895]

>>58076640
>ywn be an 80s guy in a nice car in LA hitting on 18yo sluts

[Anonymous No.58076898]

>>58076140
>Are you the anon who has SMCI 400p?

YES.
+$20,000 jump today and the bubble has just started deflating.

Today the retarded "buy the dip" niggers aka exit liquidity had their last little bear trap rally, it's game over for them tomorrow.


>>58076270
>think we're at the beginning of some longer leg down

Pay attention to macro, i.e. 10-year yields, DXY, VIX and tomorrow's FOMC, especially the Summary of Economic Projections. All of these are pointing to liquidity crunch.

Plus, how did you miss all the fucking top signals? Bitcoin ATHing before halving, AI meme stocks gaining trillions of dollars in market cap on the mere mention of AI, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.58076901]

>>58076737
Kek, saved
Should put some wadded up tissues and Kirkland lotion on the desk

[Anonymous No.58076903]

>>58076347
That actually shows belarus which is not russia.

[Anonymous No.58076905]

>>58076692
QLD takes on 2x the volatility of QQQ, with 1.7x the CAGR. That already is a better risk adjusted return. You can also run option strategies on QQQ for similar 2x leverage. LEAPS, long synthetic futures, etc.

[Anonymous No.58076909]

>>58076425
>So tell me why I shouldn't dump 10k into TQQQ and forget about it

You mean the SQQQ right?
Are you trying to make money or what?

[Anonymous No.58076919]

>>58076722
No one is stopping you from joining the reddit battalion 2 years ago, pidor.

[Anonymous No.58076925]

Why would anyone under the age of 50 use dividend investing?

[Anonymous No.58076929]

>>58076737
This is so fuckin funny I keep going back and looking at it
God damn egliniggers

[Anonymous No.58076932]

>>58076356
>What is the deal with the Bank of Japan raising rates?

They're going from negative rates to zero %.
Lol
Lmao even

[Anonymous No.58076937]

>>58076898
im the other put anon I bought 6 months out last week for maybe a 10% correction how you feel about end of september?

[Anonymous No.58076938]

>>58076599
and if rates go down the markets pump in expectation of inflation (currency being worth less so you gotta dump it into assets asap)

bulltards just cant stop winning

[Anonymous No.58076951]

>>58076938
There is ZERO reason why the markets can go down now and bobo doesn't understand

[Anonymous No.58076966]

>>58076951
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.58076973]

>>58076951
>There is ZERO reason why the markets can go down now

Imagine thinking this because you bought at the top.
You bagholders always make the same mistakes and then need to create coping threads when you wallow in your filth and misery like the GME niggers and Stinky Linkies.

[Anonymous No.58076985]

>>58076875
Why do people not understand spreads?

[Anonymous No.58076988]

>>58076815
USOI is worth accumulating and holding through all levels for the fat divie.

[Anonymous No.58076997]

>>58076838
Agreed, someone should round them up and GAS them for their own good.

[Anonymous No.58077004]

>>58076951
U finna get a taste of the batman

[Anonymous No.58077007]

>>58076951
>>58076966
From July to October the market just went down continuously for no reason. From november to february the market just went up continuously for no reason.

[Anonymous No.58077006]

>>58076985
I think for a while HOOD wouldn't show you bid/ask if you selected market. Most broker sites show the last price in BIG numbers and the bid/ask in small numbers so to a n00b it is easy to miss.

[Anonymous No.58077017]

>>58076875
It only allows limit orders during ext and overnight.

[Anonymous No.58077029]

>>58077006
This is basic knowledge of markets, literally baby’s first stock trade 101 tier knowledge.

[Anonymous No.58077028]

>>58076849
Nothing, all three of them have made me money

[Anonymous No.58077041]

>>58076951
>There is ZERO reason why the markets can go down
if the slaves stop spending (kek) or stop working (kek)

[Anonymous No.58077059]

this FOMC is going to go crazy. I have 88% of my portfolio in SOXL, starting buying in back when it was $7. This shit's either going back down to 35 tomorrow or straight up to a new floor at $55.

Still nowhere near retiring - only at $160k total holdings. But I can't wait to see how this goes. Will be funny either way.

[Anonymous No.58077079]

>>58076501
TMF

[Anonymous No.58077087]

TLRY still a 10 bagger under 2

[Anonymous No.58077099]

>>58077007
The part that people always forget is that we launch upwards for months AFTER we dump for no reason. That's part of the reason for the pump, pent up momentum from retards shorting everything to shit. But also we're legitimately in a period of next level R&D that's going to push things into the next era so I think the market should correspond to that.

[Anonymous No.58077104]

I'm having my first sippy poo of the week. Cheers anons!

[Anonymous No.58077110]

>>58077059
Market is pricing in a 0.8% move. Of course things could move more than that but I think it's going to be kind of a nothingburger if they just keep the rates and dot plot the same.

[Anonymous No.58077113]

>>58077007

[Anonymous No.58077114]

>>58077099
>it went up for no reason after going down for no reason after going up for no reason because there was actually a reason
>but, also, NVIDIA needs to go to 1450 because my calls will be fucked otherwise so I'm saying we're in a discovery period GO UP GO UP MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.58077118]

>>58077059
What’s your cost basis? You know they aren’t gonna lower rates so why not just sell high and buy low? As long as you buy more lots at a lower price than where you previously sold you have nothing to complain about. SOXL will be $23 this week

[Anonymous No.58077130]

>>58077059
>this FOMC is going to go crazy. I have 88% of my portfolio in SOXL, starting buying in back when it was $7.
It is literally a leveraged etf.
>new floor
It has no floor or ceiling retard, that's the point of a leveraged etf. Fuck. How is this general still so dumb? Stop fucking 'hodling' a leveraged etf, if you want to 'hodl' then hold nvidia or amd. Don't just sit there after mor than a year of pumping and then let all those gains evaporate. Fuck. Why are you so dumb?

[Anonymous No.58077134]

sidelined fag here. Im sitting on half a million cash, my only position is MSTR where I could have been up an ungodly amount if I went in harder, still in profit as long as not sub 1.1k. I'll just baghold if it dips lower and buy more.
My point is: is the FOMC thing a nothingburger, or will pic rel play out? (I did this pic btw). This is why I have been sidelined, my thesis was always that we will see a recesion confirmed upon necessity of lowering rates, but they have kept it high for longer thus markets climbed the wall of worry making me sidelined and missed on mega gains. I just dont want to get in the moment the crash starts.

I want to build position on the cheap by buying winners (more MSTR, NVDA, S M H, whatever else) and ride the next wave. I do not believe we are in a dotcom tier scenario (the numbers arent even close) but I believe a recession is possible.

Any comments etc? inb4 tards that don't know what MSTR is about. Im just here to discuss the macro view.

[Anonymous No.58077152]

>>58077113
Markets were building in tomorrow’s rate cut which is not gonna happen. The semiconductor pump is a classic Hebrew rugging that’s being pushed by tech company execs who want to sell their shares and gtfo into bunkers before the nuclear war hits

[Anonymous No.58077155]

>>58077118
>23
Why and on what basis? Both of you are retarded- him for not selling and you for assuming it goes down 50% for no reason.

[Anonymous No.58077157]

>>58077134
>I'll just baghold if it dips lower and buy more.

Oh it will.
I'm sitting on $800 Puts and will go long with $2000 calls when it bottoms in August.

[Anonymous No.58077161]

>>58077134
not that pic unfortunately, this pic rel

[Anonymous No.58077168]

>>58077157
Dont get too cute with options, BTC can pump at any given time and price you out, reason why I dont want to sell and buy back later. I'll just add more shares.

[Anonymous No.58077172]

>>58077152
>Markets were building in tomorrow’s rate cut
No it wasn't

[Anonymous No.58077175]

>>58077134
Can’t believe they never made Jumper II. Samuel L Jackson could die any minute

[Anonymous No.58077177]

>>58076347
>lukashenko brodcasted russian plans on tv right before the war started
fuck.

[Anonymous No.58077186]

>>58077134
I'm going to guess that at some point they'll revise the data to show that this was a recession the entire time. Whether that happens after a small recession, a great REDEEMption, or another doombull is hard to tell. But it will happen in these, the fakest and gayest times in history.

[Anonymous No.58077195]

>>58077134
>Any comments etc? inb4 tards that don't know what MSTR is about. Im just here to discuss the macro view.
You are dumb for not taking profits but I also think your story is fake because you type like a moron.

[Anonymous No.58077199]

>>58077114
I don't have NVDA calls and I expect it to get to around 1000 over the next year. The 2022 dump and the 2023 July-October dump were based on some of the dumbest fucking fud imaginable. Constant freaking out about interest rates and inflation reports and muh Jackson Hole, stuff as stupid as a ship being caught in a canal, muh Evergrande, muh Ukraine. Meanwhile we literally had companies like Nvidia designing future tech and securing billions of dollars worth of orders. That's why we melt up afterwards, the bearish thesis is horseshit.

[Anonymous No.58077207]

>>58077079
>White elf with big tits and belly

>Dark elf with huge ass and thighs

Bros I can't decide which one to marry

[Anonymous No.58077211]

>>58076905
what about Bitcoin correlates? is MSTR a good leveraged BTC bet? what do you think about 3LMS?

[Anonymous No.58077225]

>>58077186
>the fakest and gayest times in history.
No man has ever experienced such things. We should be so lucky to explore the human experience further.

[Anonymous No.58077238]

>>58077186
Are you allowed to backdate a recession? By that time markets will be up so much it won't even matter

[Anonymous No.58077246]

>>58077168
>Dont get too cute with options, BTC can pump at any given time and price you out

Don't you worry about me. Liquidity cycles driven by Fed and debt markets are what drive the stock market and BTC. We're going into a pretty steep dive now.

I guess you'll just have to baghold for a few months and find out. Ultimately yes, Bitcoin is going to millions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.58077267]

>>58077238
2008 timeline was revised and molested multiple times in the years that followed so yes.

[Anonymous No.58077280]

There will be no soft landing. The entire concept is jewish cope.

[Anonymous No.58077286]

The FOMC will leave the target rate unchanged. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.58077295]

How will my 534p qqq puts 3/22 do

[Anonymous No.58077304]

>>58077207
>white elf or dark elf
>cant choose
the decision is easy, brother.
>>58077286
And it'll be extremely bullish for the market

[Anonymous No.58077315]

If the dot plot is bullish you're going to see the FATTEST reversal on gutter tech. SNOW, PANW, ADBE anything that dumped hard the last 2 months is going to basically double 6 weeks.

[Anonymous No.58077320]

I mean, who am I to say we shouldn't gas them?

[Anonymous No.58077332]

>>58077199
>future tech
>billions of dollars
>A FUCKING CHATBOT
>2 TRILLION MCAP

[Anonymous No.58077359]

I have no real fucking clue, but my guess is that the Fed will come out hawkish as fuck to avoid retards trying to anticipate phantom rate cuts and keep all the money on the sidelines from flooding in and driving inflation even harder. Down day tomorrow but then because retards will forget and the money has to go somewhere it’ll mostly recover Thursday and clown bubble will resume for a while. That might just be hope, though.

[Anonymous No.58077380]

>>58077280
You’re the one coping broke boi

[Anonymous No.58077411]

>>58077359
>because retards will forget
I've seen this episode before. What happens is Jpow is hawkish, then the next day some other faggot comes out and says some shit like "b-but maybe eventually in june or august or decembrr we will redress this and possibly maybe sometime reduce rates!" and /biz/ will be flooded with WSB redditors screaming "LINE GO UP" and other painfully shitty meesm.

[Anonymous No.58077412]

Home Depot wagie here, I can confirm that prices for shit has been rising sky high.

The Weber kettle grills went up from $99 to $139 in just ONE year. I even have customers complaining about the price on other shit like soil and plants. For instance, the Miracle gro garden soil bags were $2 each last year. Now they are $3.50 each. Flowers like Pansies are up like 30% compared to spring 2023 too.

This kind of thing is making me a bit anxious bros. How much more expensive will it all get assuming the Fed does go batshit and cut rates already?

[Anonymous No.58077423]

>>58077267
>in the years that followed
Did the markets react accordingly in those years?

[Anonymous No.58077437]

>>58077412
>wagies are among us, giving investment advice
It's ogre

[Anonymous No.58077468]

>>58077412
>For instance, the Miracle gro garden soil bags were $2 each last year. Now they are $3.50 each. Flowers like Pansies are up like 30% compared to spring 2023 too.
Bullish SMG

>How much more expensive will it all get assuming the Fed does go batshit and cut rates already?
How does 4% inflation for the next decade sound? Official inflation, of course.

[Anonymous No.58077469]

>>58077412
Who cares how much shit costs? You need to put all your extra money into appreciating assets and ride it out. You'll do better than 90% of the population regardless of inflation.

[Anonymous No.58077491]

I got a custom indicator for think and Swim that I've greatly improved. Be sure to use the 2 hour time frame.

http://tos.mx/!Mho7uhTb

[Anonymous No.58077498]

>>58077423
the bounce after 08 bottom had a lot of volatility

[Anonymous No.58077538]

>>58077469
>appreciating assets

any good examples? I made some cash from the home depot stocks.

[Anonymous No.58077556]

>>58077498
Interesting, thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.58077583]

>>58077110
>>58077118
From what I’ve seen in holding this bad boy since $7, doomers with the worst case scenario predictions always end up dominating the speculations starting 2-3 days before an fomc/cpi report happens. When they announced back in Feb that Jan CPI was hotter then expected, SOXL shot up since it wasn’t nearly as bad as some super risk averse speculators predicted.

>>58077130
It sounds like you expect a ton of volatility for the next long while? Most years SOXL on a risk adjusted basis kicks SOXX’s ass thx to compounding gains/contracting losses. Backtesting it, it’s pretty rare for high volatility to be sustained long enough for the long term leverage hold to not end up working out. The fact we’re still tracking to a soft landing, especially on the back of unemployment going up as classic models predicted (as opposed to being sticky like initially reported in Jan) means that volatility shouldn’t get anywhere near high enough for this to be unoptimal vs holding unleveraged SOXX

[Anonymous No.58077620]

>>58077199
So you literally admit the market can go down for no fucking reason
You retarded horsenigger

[Anonymous No.58077634]

>>58077211
>what about Bitcoin correlates? is MSTR a good leveraged BTC bet?
Nobody knows what crypto is going to do. It's volatile enough as is and I wouldn't leverage.

>what do you think about 3LMS?
The first priority is that it goes up long term, which isn't guaranteed with individual stock. Next is volatility. SP 500 can do 3x daily leverage optimally. Nasdaq at 2x. The difference between the two is volatility. SPY (IV 14), QQQ (IV 19). MSFT (IV 21). Higher volatility and large drawdowns fuck leverage (especially daily leverage). So it's probably safer to run MSFT 2x long term. Or go with 2x QQQ (QLD).

[Anonymous No.58077654]

>>58076347
What's so bad about WW3?
My Rheinmetall is doing something.

[Anonymous No.58077655]

this is the last day of smg

[Anonymous No.58077664]

>>58077655
Checked.

[Anonymous No.58077669]

>>58077655
Can you do a pepe sculpture carved out of a solid solid giant diamond?

[Anonymous No.58077670]

>>58077655
>smg
>not /smg/
kys ai faggot

[Anonymous No.58077687]

is he right? or does he just use his youtube audience to move his picks?

[Anonymous No.58077689]

>>58077359
and I will be one of those slurpers

[Anonymous No.58077691]

>>58077538
Literally stocks. Bonds, real estate
Anything that isnt raw money in your debit account
Most people live pay to pay and have little savings. Just by being stable and saving money, yoire doing far better than them. Throw money at an index fund, compound your returns, and you'll outpace inflation while it gets worse for them

[Anonymous No.58077696]

>>58076331
May melkor guide us

[Anonymous No.58077698]

>>58077583
>I've been holding since 7
And would have had better gains holding NVDA for the same period. You are the reason why soxlniggers are the bane of this thread.

[Anonymous No.58077701]

>>58077538
Gold

[Anonymous No.58077708]

>>58076514
Aye

[Anonymous No.58077710]

>>58077634
Thank you anon. What are some good resources to research this? E.g. what could I use to chart like >>58076925 >>58076598

[Anonymous No.58077742]

>>58077059
>this FOMC is going to go crazy.
anon. I know I am dissing myself here too, but get a life. There's more to life than the FOMC. Try getting your knob slobbed on. Its pleasant.

[Anonymous No.58077748]

Buttcorn is getting sodomized

[Anonymous No.58077749]

baking

[Anonymous No.58077764]

>>58077710
http://tickertech.com/cgi/returns.mpl

[Anonymous No.58077768]

My balls are tingling. I got the funny feeling I got with PANW puts.
FDX puts for earning.

230p
This shit is going sub 200

[Anonymous No.58077774]

>>58077742

[Anonymous No.58077780]

>>58077774
Absolute chad.

[Anonymous No.58077805]

>>58077634
>>58077710
Hold on, one very subtle point.
It doesnt matter what the ATR is
What matters is the ATR as a percentage of closing price.

If something is $50 and 10 atr, thats 20% daily movement. If something is $200 and 20 atr, that's actually less volatile at 10%

[Anonymous No.58077822]

>>58077710
The picture in the last link shows the optimal leverage I was talking about. Read these papers if you're curious about leveraged ETFs. I use SPY options for leverage, not leveraged ETFs. But I think SSO and QLD are fine long term.
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1344133
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1664823
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

[Anonymous No.58077830]

>>58077175
>Can’t believe they never made Jumper II.
I feel
>Samuel L Jackson could die any minute
I feel like it doesn''t need him
If there's going to be a black man in the movie it should be Luda

[Anonymous No.58077866]

>>58076895
No, but you could do the same thing in Thailand with 20 year old co-eds. Think about it. You don't have to go to the ugly tourist spots with all the dirty hookers with a million venereal diseases and warts and pet worms named Hooker.

No, you can go to the colleges and take a class at one of the universities and you can find one of the nice college girls there and fucking fuck the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.58077869]

>>58077710
You dont do leverage
anyone telling you that is a horsenigger

[Anonymous No.58077928]

I always wondered, if I sold a book about options on Amazon, how many Id sell and what to charge

[Anonymous No.58077966]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/89tgpzE4qkY
>>58077928
No one knows you anon. Why not make it free to gain popularity?

[Anonymous No.58078091]

I'm sad to see how dead this thread is at this hour. Don't you go dying on me /smg/

[Anonymous No.58078124]

>>58077966
Because if i shit it out for $3-5 i might make some money

[Anonymous No.58078172]

Mumoids. Honkaloids.

Milkbreaths. You have no idea. What is coming. Boe. Een. Boe. Een.

Click Clack Michael on the track. Boe Een. Which way blind man.

[Anonymous No.58078181]

>>58078091
It's all the tech talk, and AI shit. Things have gotten stale, because everyone is hyped/focused on the same handful of companies.
>>58078124
doubtful

[Anonymous No.58078183]

[Anonymous No.58078194]

>>58078172
CRBPajeet it's been a long time. How have you been?

[Anonymous No.58078249]

>>58078091
Hello Mr Rockerfeller. I am enjoying a nice drink or 12 tonight. I hope the shit winds fill your sails and blow in your favor.

[Anonymous No.58078257]

>>58078172
>Boe. Een.
Is that some kind of euphemism for fat tits? Like we're all going to make so much money after tomorrow we can hire enough hoes to have 10 titties in each hand? Sign me the hell up for that coaster!

[Anonymous No.58078260]

>>58078194
It's been awhile. They don't know. They don't understand.

Time will tell. All things must come. Click clack.

To an end? clack. Click clack. The train. It is coming for you my friendly. And do you have the hedges?

Boe Een

[Anonymous No.58078263]

>>58078091
The market is ass. Even laughing at crypto baggies gets old for the fifth day in a row.

And, Christ, the biggest tradfi news this week is just what dots some niggers put on a chart.

[Anonymous No.58078272]

>>58078091
Rocker I’m 100 shares deep in NYCB am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.58078339]

>>58076759
Why do you think Maersk is turning around anytime soon, or is it just for the dividends?

[Anonymous No.58078450]

Finally the bull run will start tomorrow, it's finally beginning

[Anonymous No.58078459]

someone elucidate for me if you will; how exactly does making customers redundant create market share/returns for shareholders?
nvidia claims to have revolutionized computing/coding/systems design and process but to me it seems the engineers are creating solutions to problems that dont exist. the tech looks impressive but is it actually useful or beneficial for human beings?

[Anonymous No.58078481]

Is the market more fun when it's bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.58078500]

>>58078257
Is that Mumei? Sorry bro but too big for her.
Also, is the bull run for metals gonna continue, bros? Especially copper. I am assuming FED to be dovish but hold rates because they are chickens. Hopefully the dollar doesn't strengthen and it's already priced in.
The higher oil and gasoline prices could be a problem for inflation. And I reckon the prices are gonna keep on increasing unless the US starts fuckin doing something. We'll see

[Anonymous No.58078521]

>>58078481
I personally like when it crabs

[Anonymous No.58078590]

CNBC Euro just said reddit is *allowing* their DO IT OR FREES to BUY some STOOKS ahead of the IPO. It also said that reddit cultivates mass shooters. I wish this place would autopermaban anyone with reddit cookies for our safety;

[Anonymous No.58078646]

>>58078500
That's some Blue Archive skank. I don't know her name but I recognize her fat tits anywhere. I don't know much about metals but some anon said Palladium was worth looking at.

[Anonymous No.58078670]

>>58078459
That tale is as old as time itself. Most products are not NEEDED but people are lead to believe they are. They might make our lives a little easier but they generally are not worth the price tag. This is especially true in the business world as price tags mean nothing to a company. They'll happily spend 10 million on a tool that improves efficiency by 5 million so they can say efficiency improved. Sure, they're in the hole 5M but apparently that part doesn't matter. It's been going on so long few even remember what real useful products are.

[Anonymous No.58078676]

>>58077286
This is actually the thing I fear most. And updated dotplot. If this is more dovish than last time, holy hell. They did it in december. They might do it again. ECB did it in march by lowering their inflation EXPECTATION for 2024 from 2,7% to 2,3% (LOL LMAO)

And their own projection is part of the "data" they use to determine when to cut. As if that was DATA

[Anonymous No.58078702]

>>58078676
I think they learned from December (don’t laugh). Nothing will actually change but they’ll come out with hard words to try to scare the anticipators (they will ultimately fail).

[Anonymous No.58078756]

>>58076372
if ur the guy who recommended it I followed and made a lot thanks !

[Anonymous No.58078813]

I’m an employee at a big tech with 100+ unvested stocks. How can I use this to make money. I was this of selling calls since I’m covered unless I get laid off.

[Anonymous No.58078863]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58078881]

TSLA is the BA of cars
https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/tesla-battery-catches-fire-illinois-shutting-down-highway-hours-report

[Anonymous No.58078915]

>>58077670
we get it, you have autism and a grating personality

[Anonymous No.58078960]

>>58077412
>tfw you have 7 fig net worth and still steal plants from behind home depot in the summer
Sorry, anon. Can you forgive me? I mean, you guys do leave the racks outside, kind of your fault.

[Anonymous No.58079027]

>>58077412
That's the tricky part. Those things that are "low" in prices like the soil for 2$. You won't really care about it being 3,5$ now, despite 150% price increase. You just don't really acknowledge it the same way as the grill from 99 to 139 despite it only being 40% higher.

[Anonymous No.58079029]

>>58078670
As a SaaS jew in a niche market I have found my price tag means nothing if I just talk about efficiency and the potential to replace even more of their employees. When the rare "i'm gonna haggle this here yung un" boomer starts talking about price I just pretend I didn't hear him and continue what I was talking about and subconsciously add a sticky note in my brain to raise the price when the end of our 6 month contract rolls around.

[Anonymous No.58079032]

>>58078272
you were supposed to sell last friday bro

[Anonymous No.58079070]

>>58079032
Maybe I can sell a covered call and make some money and save myself

[Anonymous No.58079079]

>>58077207
Overfeed the dark elf and the problem solves itself

[Anonymous No.58079082]

AMD back above 200 when?

[Anonymous No.58079084]

Rape hike by +100 bepises, checkem.

[Anonymous No.58079086]

>>58079027
Yeah because you're supposed to go to wal-mart, buy the soil in the garden center, then when you go to your car to load it you pull your car up to the pallet in such a way as to block their view and then take as many bags as you want. Amateurs.

[Anonymous No.58079089]

>>58078670
That's essentially what that indian guy asked Jensen yesterday which he didn't answer.

I don't know exactly the wording but I think he said something like companies have expenses that are 30-50% those AI-chips but the AI they in return offer to customers only makes up 10% of their revenue. Pretty much the selling shovels for goldrush thing.

I mean, Jensen also said it himself. They provide the hardware. The developers, so the customers of NVIDIA have to create whatever they think they can with those chips. And after creating it they have to sell it too.

[Anonymous No.58079096]

/smgay/ will get bullish here
At the actual top

[Anonymous No.58079161]

If EU could not pump the market for one day, that would be great

[Anonymous No.58079195]

So you wanna triple your money?
Buy $MNMD

[Anonymous No.58079200]

>>58079195
why

[Anonymous No.58079202]

>>58078670
>>58079089
it is baffling to me. ok you're building all these data centers and super computers to create tokens for AI compute. huge amounts of resources and energy but what comes out the other end of this convoluted pipeline? is it just more useless trinkets or does it actually make human life better? I just think of all the man hours, and money that went into all this, really do hope these guys manage to pull the rabbit out of the hat.

[Anonymous No.58079206]

>>58079200
FDA Approval.
Anxiety medication.
Psychedelics revolution.

[Anonymous No.58079227]

>>58079206
that was 2 weeks ago though

[Anonymous No.58079235]

>>58079202
>Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says 'AI computing ramp' is only beginning and will last years

Sorry, but that will need some years, lol.

[Anonymous No.58079237]

>>58079096
reminder that just a couple of weeks before the big bull market kicked into overdrive at the end of last year, all the expert analysts from JP Morgan, GS etc said that the top is in and they substantially downgraded their S&P500 expectations for 2024. If the people who are being paid to do this shit can't even come close to predicting when the top is in, what makes you so sure that you can do it?

[Anonymous No.58079241]

>>58077768
I feel like trusting you

[Anonymous No.58079262]

Powell will hike rates by 25 beepisses tomorrow and the market will rally because there will be more rate cuts to price in
check em

[Anonymous No.58079274]

Rheinmetall sell off. It actually should happen. Those numbers suck. 250-300 probably right value

[Anonymous No.58079286]

>>58079274
it just pumped 16% in a week or so, a pullback makes sense

[Anonymous No.58079314]

>>58079237
>all the expert analysts from JP Morgan, GS etc said that the top is in and they substantially downgraded their S&P500 expectations for 2024
How are you this naive?

[Anonymous No.58079321]

I'm sure I'm gonna see a lot of retarded companies in the DAX green in about 4 hours

[Anonymous No.58079332]

>>58079237
https://www.reuters.com/markets/bofa-lifts-sp-500-2023-end-target-by-7-led-by-old-economy-stocks-2023-09-20/

She also said that opposite right before the dump. Months later she was unironically right. Maybe it is the same this time but reversed?

[Anonymous No.58079378]

>>58079237
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-28/jpmorgan-model-says-stocks-in-free-fall-mean-recession-is-a-lock

https://www.fool.com/the-ascent/personal-finance/articles/jpmorgan-ceo-warns-us-is-headed-toward-something-worse-than-a-recession/

They lie to get in early. Look at them calling for doom at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.58079407]

>Car companies being sold off
You are telling me data actually matters today?
>-3,5% MOM orders for car manufacturers in germany

Registrations also aren't THAT great. And people don't buy overpriced EV. I just hope the whole carmarket gets wrecked, cause they hiked prices too far.

Tesla also wants to increase prices for Model Y, I think, up to 2000€. LOL, hiking prices of an EV now, while VW and Mercedes want to produce less, cause they can't sell.

[Anonymous No.58079447]

>>58079202
What I personally find baffling is that fundamentally nothing has changed about the AI itself. It's faster and easier to train which is good but Jensen himself said "it will build what it knows is right" so there's no creativity, no innovation and no reflection. Who will be responsible, how will you QA that, how will you evolve the system, bug fixes, new features, document it. Is the AI going to do all of that too or are they going to build massive fucking black boxes WH40k style? Talking about the buidling software in specific here.

[Anonymous No.58079451]

>>58079237
>He trusts analysts who are giving their advice away
Lol
Didn't know we had such brainlets on /smgay/
These same people will tell you get bearish just at the bottom you dumbass

[Anonymous No.58079522]

>Steam was down yesterday, over 10k reports on down detector

ruh roh raggy, cyberattack?

[Anonymous No.58079541]

>>58079447
what i think nvidia is trying to do is get the world to build its AGI for them, they plan to collect all the data from partners and customers who use their architecture. its smart. this is all beyond me anyway and I think beyond even people who work in the industry, eventually it all becomes so convoluted and complex no one knows what is going on. at the end of the day all these companies need to sell what they produce

[Anonymous No.58079543]

250 bepis rape cup

[Anonymous No.58079552]

Time doesn′t fly anymore
It just shoots you in the face boy
You've been replaced boy
You′ve been replaced boy

[Anonymous No.58079593]

>>58079447
Everyone is just hoping the solution will appear by itself, killer app will nake everyone go ""ahaaaa" and then jeans production company, tech support company, real estate rental firm and mineral mining company will all increase their productivity massively just by using this new thing inspired by the killer app

Yall remember the cloud? IoT? VR? QR codes? Machine Learning? Data mining and business intelligence? All of the green washing? Web 3.0? Personalised medicine? Space mining and exploration?

Media (and the analysts) pumps these up like it's going to be a discrete event. It takes decades and 95% of these attempts will be sold off for a huge discount or killed.

[Anonymous No.58079596]

>>58079407
>I just hope the whole carmarket gets wrecked, cause they hiked prices too far.
Proof? The cost of a car now in terms of gold hasn't really changed much compared to 30 or 50 years ago. It just seems like the price has been hiked because the usd has been raped

[Anonymous No.58079601]

>>58079541
If you actually used chat gpt/Bing etc for 2 years like the rest of us and you seriously still think we're getting AGI anytime this century, then lol. LMAO.

[Anonymous No.58079646]

F

[Anonymous No.58079670]

Like it or not companies like Nvidia are the architects of the new age of technology. They are like blacksmiths during the onset of the iron age. Indescribably important. NVDA 10 tril end of decade.

[Anonymous No.58079671]

There comes the pump, suddenly out of nowhere.

Was to be expected, pretty much the same pattern. They will pump whatever company to achieve it.

[Anonymous No.58079684]

>>58079596
>in terms of gold
Gold doesn't depreciate like a car after using it one year

[Anonymous No.58079702]

>>58079670
Very nice, the top signal for today

[Anonymous No.58079744]

>>58079684
Did new cars ever not depreciate? I'm struggling to find where the price hikes are.

[Anonymous No.58079752]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j2xHG-gqK8
captcha: my initials if i'm lyin' i'm dyin'

[Anonymous No.58079793]

>>58077689
Special Week is so fucking cute bros
Buy XOM

[Anonymous No.58079803]

>>58079744
Yeah, I also fail to see it.

[Anonymous No.58079812]

>>58079744

[Anonymous No.58079835]

>>58079803
>>58079812
Me neither. All I see is the USD tanking and everything costing more but in the case of cars their real value hasn't changed.

[Anonymous No.58079879]

>intel being given 8.5billion in grants and 11billion in loans
>market doesn't care

[Anonymous No.58079891]

>>58079835
>The USD tanking
Yes, sure. Ignore USD/JPY and EUR/USD. Not like the USD is stronger now.

[Anonymous No.58079915]

>>58079752
>U.S. reducing dependence on Taiwan
>France announcing battle strategies on national television
>Mexico calling U.S. run by Jewish Cabal and threatening to cut off drug supply
>BRICS taking off in ~2 more weeks~
Oh yeah, it's all coming together. Let's paint a pretty picture together, anon-kun!

[Anonymous No.58079948]

I love how the moment a company dumps like Rheinmetall, another shitcoin like Covestro starts pumping to counter the dump and keep the index stable. It's just algos trading shit around.

[Anonymous No.58079954]

>>58076356
i'm long casio, matsuya food group, makita, and of course nintendo but wouldn't buy here

[Anonymous No.58079973]

>>58079891
Only in relative terms. Everything is shitting itself. We're just shitting a little less than some.

[Anonymous No.58079984]

MtF natural gas.

[Anonymous No.58080016]

>>58079984
You have officially gone too far. This calls for a hard correction as far in the other direction as possible.

Cunny natural gas.

[Anonymous No.58080033]

>>58079984
>>58080016
Meds both of you.

[Anonymous No.58080055]

>OMX
classic european markets on FOMC day

[Anonymous No.58080077]

Europe deserves to be as relevant as South America

[Anonymous No.58080087]

>>58080077
it is

[Anonymous No.58080089]

>>58080077
less relevant

[Anonymous No.58080101]

This now is THE grind on EU. Dump for 2-3 points, pump for 4-5. repeat repeat repeat

[Anonymous No.58080104]

>>58079984
holy shit ugly mf

[Anonymous No.58080148]

>ECB cannot commit to rate path even after first cut, Lagarde says

Lagarde even dialing back on rate cut hopes. But it doesn't matter, won't matter. She has guys like Villeroy in her team that a day after the meeting immediately started talking about rate cuts in june and even july, as in 2 rate cuts in 2 months. The same shit like the Fed, but a lot more gay

[Anonymous No.58080198]

>>58079646
they are trying so hard to FUD nvidia

[Anonymous No.58080201]

>be fat
>can't really tell from the knee down though
>post photos of me flexing my monstrous calves close up
>get compliments from gymbros
It's just that easy. How do I profit from my Mr. Olympia calves when the rest of me is an amorphous blob?

[Anonymous No.58080209]

>>58079879
>20 billion to hire more women and niggers

[Anonymous No.58080237]

>>58080201
You can't, all fattys have good calves

[Anonymous No.58080255]

>>58076647
based

[Anonymous No.58080261]

>>58076343
Yeah, but nobody is going to goyslop stalls anymore. A four inch Subway sandwich with one thin layer of processed meat cost $37.50.

[Anonymous No.58080266]

>>58076425
You don't have any money.

[Anonymous No.58080281]

>>58079646
Why the fuck is there no soda in the refrigerators in the back? What is that? and on what is that white desk on the left standing? wtf?

[Anonymous No.58080325]

>for now it's going to remain NIGGERS AND JEWS, then later we will set it to NIGGERS AND JEWS. We think we can safely say NIGGERS AND JEWS will be achievable within projections and if not then NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.58080326]

>>58076470
A very reasonable play.

[Anonymous No.58080398]

Pump in EU in 28 mins.

[Anonymous No.58080421]

>>58076347
>France has reconnected
Only took 100 years but I'm thinking they're back.

[Anonymous No.58080429]

I took over my 401k and put it all into S&P 500 index funds. Is this a good idea?

[Anonymous No.58080438]

>>58076439
Yes I think we should continue on our path and entertain the potential for another rate hikes. Have you seen the price of Tendies Mr. Powell? I have had to start buying big packs from the store. The average American is being priced out of Big Macs please do not cut early.

[Anonymous No.58080455]

>>58077412
how is it going with your latina nurse ?

[Anonymous No.58080474]

I dreamed of major banks failures, trillions of dollars of derivatives all gone.
This is investing advice

[Anonymous No.58080480]

>>58080429
>buys at the peak
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58080484]

>>58080429
always is if you don't know where else
>>58080480
it's at the peak all the time lmao

[Anonymous No.58080499]

>>58080484
Would have taken like 15 years to recover if you had bought at the peak of the dot com bubble. When people realize AI isn't all it's made out to be, we'll have a similar crash.

[Anonymous No.58080515]

>>58080429
Yea, I’m 95% S&P 5% Bonds myself it’s way outperforming that shitty “lifecycle” fund lmao

[Anonymous No.58080539]

>>58080499
bottom signal
ai isn't the same as making too many unprofitable websites you dumb niggers
NVDA is a fortress

[Anonymous No.58080556]

>>58080539
You'll come to understand soon, but until then, line go up.

[Anonymous No.58080564]

>>58080499
You're talking about NDX. The SP500 had recovered by 2007. And the Nasdaq back then was completely different than what it is today. It was a bunch of insanely valued website startups that lost money, not a bunch of mega-corporations that shit so much cash they don't even know what to do with it.
Nvidia has a P/E in the 70s, Cisco reached a P/E of 200 at the peak and shitty startups were probably in the 4 digits.

[Anonymous No.58080587]

Cocoa

[Anonymous No.58080590]

>>58080499
No it wouldn't have. If you bought peak to trough and averaged down you would have recovered by like 2003 or some crazy shit. If you just sat on your hands like a bunch of Boomers did... or worse sold the fucking bottom then yeah you are fucked beyond measure. There were a lot of dumbasses who sold in 2020 and 2022 then got priced the fuck out because the markets recovered shocking I know.

The reason a lot of retards get heemed forever is because they go all in on single stocks or try to time the market while claiming they are totally not timing the market

[Anonymous No.58080602]

>>58080564
>Nvidia has a P/E in the 70s
That means it has plenty of room to fall.

[Anonymous No.58080614]

>>58080077
South America is unironically a better long term investment

[Anonymous No.58080628]

>>58080602
Or that means it'll go back to 40 by the next earnings lmao

[Anonymous No.58080635]

INTC bros, WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58080641]

>>58080639
>>58080639
>>58080639
new
>>58080639
>>58080639
>>58080639
new

[Anonymous No.58080653]

I drank coffee and almost shat my pants afterwards.
Time to go long.

[Anonymous No.58080665]

>>58079984
Imagine if he was actually a real girl all along and the whole femboy thing was a massive troll. His fans would be devastated

[Anonymous No.58080707]

>>58080499
bears have been saying the AI booble is going to pop since AI became a thing

[Anonymous No.58080870]

>Today: Lagarda yet not convinced we are on a sustainable path to goal of 2% (said something like this today)
>picrel blasted out in march meeting
A little contradicting.

[Anonymous No.58081068]

>>58076514
What's the news on RXRX?