Times you fucked over businesses in one way or another

[Anonymous No.58104413]

>Live in an apartment building in Seattle with a reception desk for packages
>But I live on the first floor with a door directly to the outside
>Put a giant sign on my door that says to deliver all packages to the receptionist NOT in front of my door since I'm never home
>Spics from Amazon can't read English (they have tried to call me about packages and admitted as much over the phone)
>They still leave packages in front of my door about 40% of the time
>Refund every single one of them through Amazon and complain over the phone (so they don't count it as a ding against my account) that the driver to this particular address continually leaves my packages where they cannot be found and has a serious problem
>Have gotten back something like $4000 doing this
If you're going to hire non-English speakers in the fucking USA, expect to lose money.

>inb4 ok karen

[Anonymous No.58104434]

>>58104413
Disgusting creature

[Anonymous No.58104445]

>>58104434
delusional faggot

[Anonymous No.58104455]

>>58104445

[Anonymous No.58104456]

>>58104434
post your wife then, illiterate mong

[Anonymous No.58104460]

>>58104413
How do you get around amazon eventually refusing to deliver.
BTW hope one of those was an 3090ti or something good

[Anonymous No.58104463]

>>58104456

[Anonymous No.58104466]

>>58104460
They won't mark it as a ding against my account or refuse to deliver if I call and explain that it's the driver's fault, which I do.

[Anonymous No.58104480]

>>58104456
>mong
HOLY KEK it’s like pottery

>>58104463
Chuds don’t have sex with gooks only a particular type of pseudo-normalfag does, op being some webshit subhuman looking pallid creature from Seattle makes perfect sense now hahah

>captcha: TND4

[Anonymous No.58104507]

>>58104413
I'm apartment hunting right now and might just consider a floor level unit now.

[Anonymous No.58104561]

>>58104463
>>58104455

[Anonymous No.58104626]

>>58104561

[Anonymous No.58104633]

fags

[Anonymous No.58104779]

>>58104413
>make library file for an IC
>swapped 2 pins
>50 pcbs are already purchased, produced but failed all tests
>deadline is missed
>it eventually falls back on me
>from then on i was moved to the software team from the hardware team

could've been worse i guess

[Anonymous No.58104861]

>>58104413
you will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.58104879]

>>58104413
Do you tell them that you never ended up getting the package, or is that not necessary?

[Anonymous No.58104924]

My boomer dad loves pulling shit like this. Anytime you buy a food item, if you find some minor flaw just call up the company and complain about it. They will just give you free shit so easily because the customer service reps just want to get rid of you and not deal with angry boomers. It's hilarious actually. I've seen my dad get these chips that are supposed to be in bowl shapes so you can scoop salsa, and he did this because some of the chips in there were broken and not bowl shaped. They just handed over a bunch of free bags.

[Anonymous No.58105106]

Never purposefully scammed a company.
>On a 2 week tour with my high school
>My designated seat on the coach bus was the only one that wouldn't recline
>I rammed it with my back and broke it on the first day where the inner mechanics were broken and the chair would just slump over with no resistance
>Bought bungee cords at the first gas station and propped the chair up with them and sat somewhere else and pretended it was always like that

>Accidentally stole a TV remote from my last airbnb

>Doordash was clearly delivered to the wrong building (not just wrong apartment, but building) based on the "proof" picture
>Ask for refund, get refund, rebuy the food
>Food arrives and when I open the door the previous driver realized his mistake and brought it to the right place so I ended up having two meals at my door

[Anonymous No.58105333]

>>58104924
I got a free mouse from Razer (about $175 at the time) from doing this.

[Anonymous No.58105361]

>>58104413

I fucked raw (and creampied) the CEO's daughter.

[Anonymous No.58105544]

>>58104413
I do this to. I probably get about 70% of my orders for free and I will keep using Amazon as long as this keeps working.

t. just got my new set of tires 50% off because I said only two arrived.

[Anonymous No.58105769]

>>58104434
She's literally perfect, weirdo.

[Anonymous No.58105890]

>>58105544
One time I went to Costco and bought 2 sets of 2 chairs (so 4 chairs in total), that came in 2 boxes. This confused the cashier, who thought it was a pair for the price of 1 for some reason. And then I had to explain to the lady checking the receipts on the way out that "the cashier said it was a pair, so it's fine" and she didn't believe me but waived me out after about 30 seconds of scrutiny. So I saved $200 that day.

[Anonymous No.58105900]

>>58104413
>Went to taco bell at like 3am, completely sober
>Ordered and paid for 1 burrito
>Got a bag with at least 6 burritos in it unexpectedly
It's taco bell, so I can imagine why but I still found it funny

[Anonymous No.58105909]

>>58104626
kek

[Anonymous No.58105987]

>have a medication that receive once every 3 months by mail
>supposed to get charged right before the medication ships
>retarded company actually bills me on completely random days within that 3 month period
>get sick of this
>start keeping my debit card blocked all the time except when I'm paying for something
>unblock card when I walk into a store and always block the card again the second the cash register says my card is approved
>mfw about 25% of the things I buy in stores I never get charged for because their credit card system doesn't charge me fast enough despite saying my card is approved
I don't feel bad for doing this. If the first company charged me how they're supposed to i wouldn't be blocking my card at all, and if these stores weren't using dinosaur technology to charge people then they would get paid when I buy things.

[Anonymous No.58106058]

>>58105769
just a faggot acting like an incel to get male attention, that´s all
>>58105333
trips check
>>58104507
check truflation indexes on how the housing market is currently fucked, so you can narrow your search and sheit

[Anonymous No.58106372]

>>58105361
How, and how big of a company?

[Anonymous No.58106476]

>>58105987
…anon you’re a fucking genius

[Anonymous No.58106487]

>>58105987
I do this whenever I tip. If you notice, the tip amount doesn't go through immediately like the purchased item does. The Coinbase debit card used to work wonderfully for this.

[Anonymous No.58106576]

>>58104413
Okay so about 15 years ago there was a mc donalds promo for a free meal and you needed to get a coupon to get it, right? all you needed was a pc to claim it. HOWEVER, a dude on my town basically realized you could print an infinite amount of mcdonalds coupons on their website by taking advantage of an exploit, he explained it to me, but i barely remember anything of what he said, cuz i was around 12 or 13 at the moment
So yeah, i bought like 100 of them from him for 5 bucks and along with 3 of my friends we forced our local mcdonalds to serve me as many free meals as i could before they forced us to get out, which was about 16 in total i think, then we went to another mcdonalds that was 5 blocks away, the same thing happened, then we went to another and repeated this about 4 times til we ran out of coupons. after that they shut down the website temporarily and fixed the exploit or something. surprisingly none of us got in trouble.

thats my story, that dude was a visionary i swear to god, haven't seen him in years. sometimes i spend on crypto and shit, trade with dextools and i imagine myself thinking of ways to take advantage of it but i can never come even close to the genius that the dude was. Thanks for being an inspiration Kevin.

[Anonymous No.58106688]

>back when microsoft was still trying to shill bing hard as possible i found out about the rewards program
>would get points for searching and back then was relatively quick to get rewards often with double point days and shit
>was like 12 or 13 at the time and was looking for ways for quick money to actually get stuff
>signed up for multiple accounts and found a google extension bot that would just randomly search to get points.
>got maybe around $300 or so in amazon gift cards from it so was useful for a time but then they slowly made the rewards crappier and the bot went defunct after a time

>>58105106
If you live in wisconsin and that happened recently might have been me

[Anonymous No.58106705]

>>58104413
>sardined my apartment

[Anonymous No.58106752]

>>58104445
>>58104456
>>58105769

I am asian myself what you don't understand about asian girls is they are absolutely deadly with the makeup and that's not even getting into the plastic surgery
it's one thing if they are SE asian or darker asian but if we are talking the more bug/alien looking ish phenotype like in OP pic then realistically 70-80% of the ones you see in real life and especially online you should take off at least 3-4 pts on the x/10 scale, unaltered genuine 10/10s do exist but it is extremely rare

OP pic is a great example of this, yes she looks amazing but those are fake contacts lenses, 3 layers of foundation, obvious nosejob and possible facelift, guarantee you she does not look half as attractive as she does in the picture

[Anonymous No.58106769]

>>58104413
Do you actually lose packages from drivers leaving it at your door? How many times have you actually lost a package from that?

[Anonymous No.58106862]

>>58106752
What YOU don't understand about Asian women is that when they are actually in love with you, they will never let you see what they look like without makeup. This is something a ricecel will never experience because they all despise you and know you're worthless, pathetic creatures that do nothing but sit around and beg for a white spouse to fall in your lap.

[Anonymous No.58106891]

>>58106752
OP here. My wife actually is Asian (Korean) and I can't get her to wear makeup. I want her to do it because I want her to walk around looking pretty but she says it's not good for her face and that's it. I agree 100% walking around Korean and Japan though the girls are caked in makeup, obviously.

[Anonymous No.58106914]

>>58106688
>If you live in wisconsin and that happened recently might have been me
Which thing?

[Anonymous No.58106916]

>>58106862
Lol STFU newfag you're probably an obese buglover. Imagine defencing bugwomen instead of finding a good white girl to fuck and marry.

YWNBAW.

[Anonymous No.58106928]

>>58106862
see unlike you brother I partied and got bitches when I was a youth while you waste it on your laptop watching romance anime and fantasizing about perfect trad waifus, never actually got the confidence to approach let alone speak to hot girls besides asking for a pencil in math class, trust me you do NOT want to wife up a girl like OP pic especially if you are not asian yourself these kind of girls will eat you alive and spit you back out leaving you more of an incel chud than you already are

[Anonymous No.58106930]

>>58106916
>defence
fucking europoors I swear

[Anonymous No.58106948]

>>58106862
>beg for a white spouse to fall in your lap
How very 2000's thinking. I'm married to a white woman. I cheat on her with my trainer, also a white woman and a fucking musclegirl on top of it. I just got a date with a roastie going to the college in town while she was working the McDonalds window tonight. Also white and like 80lbs. I'm going to suplex her with my dick on Saturday guaranteed.
Its white women season for Asians right now. If you can't pull a white woman and listen to them drone on nonstop about K-Pop or some shit, there's is something seriously wrong with you. No fatties either, unlike the hambeasts the darkies are pulling.

I have tried to date Japanese, Korean and Chinese girls. Holy fuck pass. Japanese girls are the most normal and still weird as fuck. Korean girls are just Chinese girls that smell better and invest in more beauty products.

[Anonymous No.58106952]

>>58106914
The doordash drop

[Anonymous No.58106972]

>>58106948
You either have or are going to get HSV-2. You’re also going to spread it to your wife if you haven’t already.

[Anonymous No.58106978]

>>58106948
>Also white and like 80lbs. I'm going to suplex her with my dick

[Anonymous No.58107236]

>>58106948
>larping about engaging in nigger behavior

[Anonymous No.58107242]

>>58104413
>>58104434
>>58104455
>>58104463
>>58104561
>>58104626
as someone with an 18yr old model asian gf i find these extremely hilarious

[Anonymous No.58107526]

>>58104413
had money to invest, and wrongly end up betting more in random raffles in eesee, ludophaty seems to be a quite serius deal lmao.
and they do make you feel you actually have a chance to win

[Anonymous No.58107744]

>office supply chain opens nearby
>start buying printer ink there
>sign up for customer rewards program, which gives a few bucks in store credit to recycle old ink carts
>get an idea to buy empty ink carts in bulk (<20 cents ea) to maximize the monthly $20 reward limit
>basically a free tank of gas each month, but I wanted more
>spent a weekend poking around the store website
>notice new reward accounts can be made with fake info, no confirmation needed
>pay a craigslist programmer $200 to make a script that creates fake accounts
>connect to wendys free wifi and run script while taking a nap
>purchase a semi-trailer load of ink carts
>buy a corporate bank manager's outfit (company branded shirt, sweater vest, tie)
>map out a route to visit dozens of stores
>go in each store dressed up with a bag of 100+ ink cartridges and 10+ account cards
>tell the teenage wagie cashier that I'm turning in ink "on behalf of everyone at the office"
>no one ever questions it
>a month later, have $50k+ in rewards credit
>sell $40 credit for $35 on various online platforms, dozens sold every day
>want them converted to cash even faster
>start using rewards to buy laptops to resell
>drive back to some of the stores, walking out with multiple laptops entirely free
>not a single employee questioned it
>one laptop ends up being DOA and I had to return the person's money
>my dumbass tries to return the already free laptop instead of eating the loss
>sandnigger manager starts to process the refund
>gets skeptical of the 3 foot long receipt, confiscates the laptop, and escorts me out of the store
>worried about getting in trouble now, so i lay low for a few months
>see a news article a couple months later how the chain is updating the ink rewards program to prevent this from happening again
>hundreds of couponing forums full of little old ladies devastated by the news, can no longer get their free $20/mo and want me dead.

got away with a lot of other stuff but this was the biggest lick

[Anonymous No.58107764]

>>58106372

Company picnic.

Fortune 500.

[Anonymous No.58108884]

>>58107242
Post pics nigger

[Anonymous No.58108917]

>>58108884
sent ;)

[Anonymous No.58109311]

>>58105987
I'm not broke so don't need to do this, but holy fuck! I can't believe this actually works.

[Anonymous No.58109460]

>>58107744
>one laptop ends up being DOA and I had to return the person's money
>my dumbass tries to return the already free laptop instead of eating the loss
>sandnigger manager starts to process the refund
>gets skeptical of the 3 foot long receipt, confiscates the laptop, and escorts me out of the store


I'm confused here. If those were all your accounts, who's money did you have to return? Wouldn't you just be returning it for an equal amount of points back to that rewards account? Should've asked for a warranty exchange instead of a full refund tho.

[Anonymous No.58109506]

Ya'll are absolut fucking AMATEURS

>be white
>go into any random store
>shoplift
>actually buy like a soda or chips or something
>wait for a group or family of niggers or spics to walk out
>walk out right behind them
>when the alarms go off act all confused, look at the cashiers as if asking them "Me?", point to my receipt, etc.
>They wave me off and tell me not to worry about it.

Has never not worked or me. Also, of course:

>go into any fast food restaurant
>pretend to be a UberEats, DoorDash driver
>get free food

[Anonymous No.58109528]

>>58105987
Won't it just stay pending until you are available again? (unblocked)

[Anonymous No.58109540]

>>58104413
doesn't anyone have her source?
I've seen her posted but I can't find the source

[Anonymous No.58109762]

>>58109540
i gotchu senpai:
https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/7d/6a/7d6aefb0d71293504441d35ad66b8945

[Anonymous No.58109832]

>work at managed services provider (it for companies)
>a lot of time looking for billable work, I get raises based on how many hours I bill in a year
>starting out I get all the shitty customers
>stingy, don’t want to pay up for me to do anything
>one metal shop with CAD engineers I help out has a real bitch of an office manager, never got along
>im on site and overhear two people talking about how a deadline is coming up next week, some CAD files need to be minted tomorrow as a trial run to make sure machining is good
>day ends there, go home
>open laptop, remote to that users computer and delete the entire project directory for those cad files and leave everything else exactly as I found it
>no trace
>office manager calls me, “we have a problem”
>apparently it’s a huge contract and they’ve already spent tons of time
>tell them it will probably take 8 hours to pull the backup “because it’s a lot of small files”
>”as long as we have them back end of day that’s fine”
>im the “hero” for pulling a backup and over billing by 7.75 hours
>continue to sabotage asshole customers in small ways to generate billable
>im top sales my first year
>oh boy time for my raise!!!
>2%
>See ya!

[Anonymous No.58109989]

>>58109460
tried to return the broken one in hopes that they'd just exchange for another lappy. in their pos system, using rewards credit from multiple accounts on the same transaction would merge the all the accounts. each account was effectively single use, only good for one $20 credit.

[Anonymous No.58111318]

>blue contact lenses
BWC worshiping whore confirmed

[Anonymous No.58111377]

>>58104413
Why the fuck do they look like bugs??

[Anonymous No.58111914]

>>58104434
>>58104455
>>58104463
>>58104561
>>58107242
mentally ill men will do shit like this all day long instead of going to therapy to get better

[Anonymous No.58111941]

>>58111914
show tits

[Anonymous No.58111960]

>>58111914
((((Therapy))))
Lol no thanks. I have to deal with enough women and jews at my work.

[Anonymous No.58112100]

>>58109311
I love most of my money into crypto or actual grown-up investments when I get paid, it helps stretch what I keep in my checking account just a bit farther
>>58109528
That's what I thought would happen, but there are things I've "bought" months ago that still haven't hit my account. I'm not sure why this works

[Anonymous No.58112115]

>>58104413
Korean women are built for fucking. But, here's my financial advice: Do not marry them.

[Anonymous No.58112221]

I quit a tree service company because the owner acts like a woman, I called him out on that in front of his crew and resigned on the spot. This was back in July and a month ago he just sold off the business because he can't find good workers to actually do jobs that pay enough to keep the lights on. Before I joined, his entire crew (3) walked off on him and unfortunately I didn't find that out until I already started working with him. Had I known, it would have been an obvious red flag for me about the guys character and I would have never worked with him in the first place

[Anonymous No.58112222]

>>58104434
Virgin incel Manlet detected, shouldn’t you be on /gif or /pol trolling the BBC or Riced threads?

[Anonymous No.58112575]

>>58106948
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on /biz/ and tell lies?

[Anonymous No.58112662]

>>58106769
Honestly only 2 times, but those 2 times getting stolen from were enough to piss me off so that I will consider it a liability every time Amazon does this.

[Anonymous No.58112682]

>>58107744
This reminds me of that movie "Punch Drunk Love". Fantastic job...

[Anonymous No.58112715]

>>58109989
I would think they'd have a warranty or something. That sounds like they messed up, not you. Still an amazing job though.

[Anonymous No.58113708]

>Convince old business I worked for they needed two Spotify accounts
>Owner says okay and let's me set it up
>Some months later the owner sells the business, new owner takes over
>New owner just pays the bill, no one knows about this second account
>I get free Spotify foreverrrrrrrrr

DEVILISH

[Anonymous No.58113839]

You people are hate-filled

[Anonymous No.58113944]

>>58104466
>which I do.
checked und kekked

[Anonymous No.58113988]

>>58104434
jealous roastoid heiffer

[Anonymous No.58114062]

Bought a pull up and dip station. They sent the wrong bolts. Like the smallest bolt wouldn’t fit in the largest opening, there was no possibility it was correct. I asked for a replacement. They sent a totally different set also wrong. Then they just sent a completely new one station. So I had two. Not like I made any money on this, just found it comical dealing with retards. “Hey can I have 5 bolts?” Best we can offer is a $200 complete replacement.

[Anonymous No.58116049]

>>58106978
>t. Obese American

[Anonymous No.58116130]

>>58104413
I shoplift all the time. Saves me about 1/3 of my grocery costs and 100% of my clothing costs.

[Anonymous No.58116270]

>>58104434
Seething roastie

[Anonymous No.58116358]

>>58104413
I bought a pair of shoes on amazon and almost returned them, but realized that the shoelaces were throwing the vibe off of otherwise decent shoes. So I bought another pair of shoes from the same company with a better color laces, today I swapped them out and I'll be dropping the second pair of shoes, with the first pair's ugly zebra-blacknwhite-laces in place, off at the local Whole Foods for a full refund.

[Anonymous No.58116406]

On bring your child to work day in the early 90's I found a magnet and started rubbing it on a bunch of computer monitors

[Anonymous No.58116752]

i submitted the same expense report (for flights) 3x by mistake due to convoluted software employer uses for expenses. All 3 got approved and paid out to me and no one has said anything lol

[Anonymous No.58116766]

>>58104413
I work in IT. Last year I was the team lead over a team of 7 sysadmins and few information security guys. Our company got bought out and they decided they wanted to put in a ‘project manager’ MBA type of guy to work over me and oversee everything IT related. I meet the guy and he’s ann old black boomer. Saw the writing on the wall and Found a new job less than a month later and increased my salary significantly.

1 year later and I heard that after I departed the entire team that was under me has all moved on because I left and they didn’t trust this new guy and the way he reported everything.

The company is now left with no sysadmins and now all the passwords and knowledge to how things work has been lost. Black boomer is the only person left in the IT department and he has no IT experience so he can’t do anything anyway.

A competing company that works with the same customer contacted me and asked if I’d come work for them because the customer wants me back on the project.

[Anonymous No.58117025]

>>58104413
I fucked over the company I work for (unintentionally) by not doing shit like 80% of the time. it's not my fault, though, they just don't give me shit to do so I don't do shit.

also got my utilitiy bills paid by some retarded company for a few months because their systems were shit and didn't charge me for shit lmao

[Anonymous No.58117673]

>>58104434
fpbp

[Anonymous No.58117733]

>>58104413
I wish to bury my nose in her beautiful butthole

[Anonymous No.58117746]

>>58104434
Cope.

[Anonymous No.58117826]

>>58116766
That shit is fucking hilarious, they really don't think when they do these things do they?

[Anonymous No.58117968]

>>58104413
K A R E N
A
R
E
N
Congrats for the refunded sex tools

[Anonymous No.58117976]

>>58117826
Jews.

[Anonymous No.58118033]

>>58107744
actually, you made me remember...
there was this rewards program by a rather big multinational tech company where you'd input the serian nr. of some product and they'd give you giftcards and other shit. they made a mistake and I and others exploited the shit out of it to get giftcards. sadly, it only lasted 1 day, and the giftcards were all dead after 2 days. I couldn't manage to sell them, but I got like 100+ giftcards lol

[Anonymous No.58119084]

>>58118033
not surprised at all to hear that. it seem like most value-adds like customer rewards, mobile apps, etc get outsourced to retards that cut corners and don't test for these things.

[Anonymous No.58119714]

I might have everyone here beat but based laptop anon.

>Be me, western city dweller
>City receives 1m federal COVID grant for "local business stimulus"
>Decides best use of funds is to release an app
>Shop local, upload receipt, get 25% cashback!
Cashback stays in app so must be utilized at a local business again.
>Assigns each business a code and a placard for their counter that says something like:
"Sign up for XYZ app today, get 20$ on us!"
>Happen to see this, download the app, use code
>Code is BusinessName20
>App has a masterlist of all businesses
>On a whim try OtherBusinessName20
>Cha-Ching
>Repeat with each business running down the list (hundreds), each code is just the business's name followed by 20.
>GreatDesignPajeet.jpeg
>Cha-ching Cha-ching Cha-ching Cha-ching
It only gets worse from here...
>Get about 3k in total
>Baller lifestyle all over town, buying anything I want from tech to wines to furniture
>Start to run low
>Realize app has "gift your rewards to another user" feature.
>Hit up all my friends and family from back home
>Pay them each $50 to download app, make account, run codes, and send me the gift rewards
>Fucking city didn't code for this either and just lets senpai generate new accounts and send me $14,000+
>Spend it all in two months on various wants and needs
Still my greatest heist to this day.

[Anonymous No.58119736]

>>58104413
Companies like Amazon know that they will lose some money by hiring foreigners, is just that they are so cheap it makes up for any loses, they're saving like 2/3s on labor costs

[Anonymous No.58119925]

>>58106948
>having a trainer
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.58119968]

i refuse to believe amazon doesnt have a policy where they would deviate from delivering to anything but a reception desk for multi unit dwellinga

[Anonymous No.58121097]

>>58105769
>perfect
yellowfag dudes are so weird. they seem some ugly asian girl and immediately see her as a 9/10.

[Anonymous No.58121968]

>>58113839
They're sick of seeing the same AFWM propaganda here every day

[Anonymous No.58122277]

>>58109506
>be white
>shoplift

[Anonymous No.58124636]

>>58119714
Well played, anon. Well played.

[Anonymous No.58124934]

>>58104413

Copper Copulation: a story

>mid covid, ukraine invaded
>crypto dumps and i have to go back to my day job
>need vaccine to work
>kek fuck that
>get a friends vax cert and put my name on it in ms paint
>highest paying job i can find is a regional hospital refit 2 hours from town
>travel paid, not bad old chap
>in for a penny in for a pound, if im gonna get caught might as well make bank
>upload fake certs to jeety health department site
>ACCESS GRANTED
>wander through said hospital uncut, unvaxxed and unhinged
>job foreman is an old cunt, who sets the president of fucking off early to go for a swim at the local pool
>wore budgie smugglers
>replacing hot and cold water main to whole hospital, easy work
>"scrap" copper just placed in fenced yard with no protection
>light bulb pings
>scout for camera locations
>charlie the route is clear
>wait 2 weeks to let scrap pile build up
>with the foreman going home early everyone else does the same, especially fridays
>drive to local pub and get beer for the drive home and a couple pints to kill an hour
>open fence to compound
>fill truck with copper, enough not to be noticeable
>cash in for 5k cash every friday in town
>following week covid outbreak
>have to go into hospital to get tested
>bum hole puckers, im sure im fucked and the system will say im a chad
>"you're all clear sir, have a good day"
>rinse and repeat 8 times
>lucky last
>this time it's obvious
>scrap has been molested
>in for a penny in for a pound
>take the fucking loot, the chest is mine
>copper status
>COPULATED
>a tasty 12k finale
>monday comes the jig is up
>site meeting
>pokerface.jpg
>speculation as to who had done it
>deemed logically impossible for any of us to have taken that much in one go
>"there are camera, who ever has done it has been recorded"
>hold composure, retain laughter
>52k richer: scott free
>the memory: priceless

[Anonymous No.58124961]

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fpbp
The yellow fever on these boards is pathetic.
Take a facial wipe to her and cut her hair, no different to a bug man.
Just like black women.