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I retire... I'm happy bros
>>58240692How you get picture good sir?
Am I a mogul?
I like this game, but it is a bit boring.
>>58240692Welcome brother
>>58240918No, you're still with us
>>58240918Not yet<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58240918not yet but wagmi
HOW DO YOU BECOME A MOGUL
>>58240918>went from magnate to rich???
>>58241067Just slurp the cheapest shitcoins.
im all in on chuck
>>58241067Slurp CHUCK
how much for mogul? seven figs?
oops forgot title<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58241196+5 mil
>>58240918look at your name is like mine no?GET BACK TO TRADING THEN MAGGOT>just kidding
>>58241067>5 MILLION
>>58241287Broke ass nigga
>tfw wasted my entire birthday amassing a $34 million dollar fortune on a fake stock market game on a cantonese basket weaving forum<div class="xa24desu"></div>
it's over
>>58241312>investor
Buyed chuck at 4 im so rich
Am I a mogul yet?
Test
>>58241323Happy birthday anon(ymous mogul)
How is anyone actually losing money in this market? The winning strategy is so obvious.
What am I?
>>58241348How is it possible to be so poor? I got to 30 million by casually slurping the cheapest shitcoins over 2 hours. No elaborate strategy or anything.
>>58241497Then why are you not a mogul yet?
>>58241067I think it's 2.5 mil
We made it bros
>>58241478thanks fren<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Lets see my rank
>>58241497Buy low, sell high?
Almost mogul bros
>>58240692is there anything above mogul?
Is this the thread?
>>58241672YES.
>>58241672fuck i am retarded
I did it bros.
>>58240692How do you faggots get so much money?!I can only start at $1K, its not fair.AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pure autism
>>58240918no you poor bitch
>>58241740WTF I got 2 milly
>>58241744we all started at $1 and got into tens of millions, do you even /biz/?
>>58240692test
>>58241744Patience. Buy stocks that are in single digit or even at $1 if you find it and let it reach 100. I caught yotsuba and gachi at 1 dollar and went from 100k to 6 million in half an hour
>>58241667There is God. Some guy on /vt/ with absurdly high score got it.
what am i<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58241522Made big on CHUCK back in the day
This is a TEST do not respond please.
yejibros we just shit ourselves
>>58241986based tester<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Did I make it already?
I wonder how things are going out there.
Fucking plebs.
ANONYMOUSE MOGUL BABIES<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58240692wtf
i'm ngmi bros.. go on without me
Why does it seem like some stuff just never goes down? I'm tired of buying Chuck, RDDT, and Gachi. I want to buy the cool stuff like PEPE, WOJK, CLOWN, and BOOB.
>>58243127>because nobody is selling cool stuffs dummy. their holders are among the first in this game. they are the equivalent of "old money" irl
>>58243179You're telling me there's some actual logic to this shit?
TEST
Its GME TIME BROS
>>58240692Testing, testing
>>58240692>>HonkLife
test
How do I break the news to my family that I'm a multimillionaire after a few hours of trading on Yotsuba and that I no longer want them anywhere near me?<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Rolling for poorness level. Just lost 600k in one refresh kek
test post I own 5000 yotsuba test
>>58243398Present your Rubber doll as your fiance
its literally impossible to lose money in this game. i probably made 5000 trades, and havent lost a single one. 100 millionaire here. all you do is buy between 1-60$ and wait until your stock is 100$+
>>58243561Uhh, I only take advice from other Moguls. Come back when you have learned how to play the game, kid.
GME is a bretty good get rich sceme
Did I make it yet?
>>58240692too easy
Easy. Now we just have to do this IRL. Couldn't be that hard, right?
>>58243127You should have been stacking premium coins all this time, diversifying into value holders while shifting back and forth between the low price choppers
>>58244069how do i mogue?
WHAT AM I????????
4.1m stack, am I in mogul yet? testt
I think its over
nice
>>58244137i typed $RDDT in the options field. but nothing is appearing
WAGMI
Test take two
>I will finish my project
>>58240692Based
GET OUT OF MY WAY POOR FUCKING SHITS, MOGUL COMING THROUGH
Post made it stacks.
I'll make it, soon...
>>58241497there are people that unironically pump stocks worth hundreds already
>>58244682>chads just keep winning
This is all I wanted
GAMESTONKS MOGUL
>>58240918Let's see where I am
>>58244827Nice
All fellow chad moguls are welcomed to join the Mogul's Lounge over at /pol/. No smelly poorfag interlopers allowed. Especially magnates. They are the most rediculous kind and frankly they disgust me.>>>/pol/463628828
pump pump pump boys~
Its a big sum...
>>58240692Did you get at least 1000 of each stock anon?
>>58240692soon
This is by far the most fun and engaging minigame/event we've had in a while
GME IS A GO, I REPEAT, GME IS A GOPAAAHMP EEEEET
>>58244957I have over a thousand boob why won't mine appear
>>58240692What is the highest level?
>>58244999>he didn't buy in at $5lel
>Enough fiat that I just wait for something to go double digits and buy nonstop for the full 5 mins>At least 1k of each asset>Port only goes up>>58244957>April Fools>The /v/ $BOOB pump threads make me do gay ERPWhat did they mean by this
>>58244991Gave me something to do while board at work. Wish making 8 figs was this easy IRL, lol.
Status check
>>58245031*Single digits>TFW have to go back to my IRL portfolio (dumping) when I get bored of this
>>58245023Looks like Mogul, I just hit 10 mill and I'm still here.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58240692>tfw finally made it<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58245115Not yet sweetheart, you need to pump juuust a bit more before you can make it~
>>58245115>RDDT dumpedAnd just like that I lost 36% of my money
Best APD in years.
>>58245136What the fuck is with the ERPing
make it status check
It's over
Holding Chad, it has potential for exponential growth.
>>58240692Wagmi
So many sub 7 figures peons in this thread. This is embarrassing.
BOOB is a store of value
WE ARE SO BACK
Did I make it?
I'm poor, so what
>>58245665money cant buy happiness but $BOOB does
>>58245440I'll get there soon
$500k just... gone
>>58240918No but I am
>>58240692WHY CANT REAL LIFE BE THIS EASY
>>58240692Checking mine
>>58240692If you're not a liquid mogul you haven't made it yet.
Almost
TO THE MOON!
>all in gachi and GMEI'm so close
>>58240918I can't even seem to get my title to work properly
i'm up 40 milly
>>58240692Test 123
Did I do it?
GACHICHADS!?
>>58247972whoops forgot I sold that
>>58248008i also have invested heavily in JANNY.
im in too deep in this shitcoin casino
>WHAT IS THE SPECIAL ABILITY OF EACH UNIT
>>58240692Test
>>58240692im descendant of nobles, easy mogul status
>>58248162pls 4chin, gib me ma blue check
I have cashed out as well, my friends<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58240692I got $4M fake dollars. Feels good man :)
Do you actually like unlock things
>>58240692Nice
>>58247182IM WORKING ON IT!
what am I
>>58249085cute
I'm a poorfag baggot<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58249227Put all your money into a 1 or 2 digit stock, then sell it all when it's 3 digits. That's all you have to do.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58249227>>58249285/g/ wrote scripts to automate it<div class="xa24desu"></div>
>>58240692Just got to seven figures bros, we're all gonna make it
>>58249329$CHAD
>>58249320Sovlless
>>58249320>trusting scripts from 4chizzleishygddt
>>58249358In the OPTIONS field, friend.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Hello fellow Moguls
>>58249633Hello friend, pull up a chair and get comfy.
>>58249633You've got a big bankroll.
>>58240692Soon
>>58249689>>58249689>>58249689>>58249689
SOLUTION TO A DIP IS ALWAYS JUST TO BUY MORE INTO IT
Test 2
bullish on this
>>58249877Sounds like a big baggie training operation.
>>58244520Serious question. How do I access Yotsuba Stock Exchange?
Why are JANNY stocks so high? Why are the TRANNIES winning?
>>58250180The link at the top of the page, which goes here: https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html
>>58250180it's too late, you've lost first mover advantage
Checking my status
>>58250401You made it, you're in.
We're all gonna make it brahs
>>58240918test
>>58250467currently selling to lock it in. I made it
>>58250025I WIN
>>58241348Should've bought CHUCK
I don't have my status next to anonymous, idk why.
>>58240692>:)
Report
Yeah
>>58240692i have 5 gme and 0 usd i hope it fucked crashes
>>58240692Boo Brothers Makin it Happen
>>58251620I bet your crypto wallets look similar.
>>58251432probably because you're a poorfag (like me)
>>58240692based and same>WAGMI
Did I make it bros?
>>58254085Almost.<div class="xa24desu"></div>
Wish I was a mogul
I feel poor.
>>58241067buy $JANNY
>>58252206I actually have 136mil.
We did it anon... we... finally made it....but is there more....? there has to be more....
>>58258895>he didn't sell enough to still be a mogul
>>58263129I meant to reply to >>58258824 fuck>he didn't sell enough to still be a mogul
I might be coping... but i'm okay with this
>>58263129Based.You haven't lost until you've sold, but you haven't gained until then, either.
>>58240692Huh?
iTS JOEVER
>NOT HAVING AT LEAST 1,000,000 SHARES IN $CLOWNNGMI, lads
>>58263129Based
>>58240692I can only do this when QANX hit $1
>>58240692>$×20618670I still have all the cash lmaoI wonder if this still works
>>58265942The market is closed.
>>58265947yeah. I also tried using the flair and it doesn't work
>>58265942Those of us who cashed out before the market self-destructed are the real winners.
>>58240692Will it open next April?
>>58268290With the order limit removed and leveraging added, can't wait to short RDDT.
>>58240692Congrats anon. Just two pieces of advice. Do not let time pass while doing stupid shit like sitting at your computer all day. Live your life and be useful.And take self care with utmost importance. Take care.
>>58268551I had wrote a script that auto-bought anything below 10 and auto-sold anything about 200. I hit mogul in like 2 hours.
>>58268257What happened at the end? I cashed out after hitting $8m.
>>58268658The stocks all tanked to $1 when no one could buy or sell any more.
>>58240692HOW DO I BECOME MOGUL SAARS???
>>58269541It's over broseph
when reopen, i need to unload my heavy bags on poorfags
Wait, desu stays?
Still feeling the same way?
>>58240692You need to get backGet back here and grind Blocklords, it's never too late to keep gambling
My biggest problem is that anytime I try to do anything with shitcoins, none of the swaps are working.By the time I'm able to finally swap out my shit coin, it crashes so hard I'm back to where I started. How do you guys successfully trade while shit constantly being slow or not at all working?
I CANNOT DESU ANYMORE WHAT'S THE POINTDE SU
Is it gone?