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I retire... I'm happy bros

>> No.58240723

>>58240692

How you get picture good sir?

>> No.58240918

Am I a mogul?

>> No.58240942

I like this game, but it is a bit boring.

>> No.58240966

>>58240692
Welcome brother

>> No.58240977

>>58240918
No, you're still with us

>> No.58241027

>>58240918
Not yet<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58241040

>>58240918
not yet but wagmi

>> No.58241067

HOW DO YOU BECOME A MOGUL

>> No.58241084

>>58240918
>went from magnate to rich
???

>> No.58241145

>>58241067
Just slurp the cheapest shitcoins.

>> No.58241176

im all in on chuck

>> No.58241182

>>58241067
Slurp CHUCK

>> No.58241196

how much for mogul? seven figs?

>> No.58241241

oops forgot title<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58241243

>>58241196
+5 mil

>> No.58241252
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58241252

>>58240918
look at your name is like mine
no?
GET BACK TO TRADING THEN MAGGOT
>just kidding

>> No.58241287

>>58241067
>5 MILLION

>> No.58241312

>>58241287

Broke ass nigga

>> No.58241323

>tfw wasted my entire birthday amassing a $34 million dollar fortune on a fake stock market game on a cantonese basket weaving forum<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58241348
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58241348

it's over

>> No.58241363
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58241363

>>58241312
>investor

>> No.58241395

Buyed chuck at 4 im so rich

>> No.58241399

Am I a mogul yet?

>> No.58241448

Test

>> No.58241478

>>58241323
Happy birthday anon(ymous mogul)

>> No.58241497

How is anyone actually losing money in this market? The winning strategy is so obvious.

>> No.58241498

What am I?

>> No.58241511

>>58241348
How is it possible to be so poor? I got to 30 million by casually slurping the cheapest shitcoins over 2 hours. No elaborate strategy or anything.

>> No.58241521

>>58241497
Then why are you not a mogul yet?

>> No.58241522
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58241522

>>58241067
I think it's 2.5 mil

>> No.58241545

We made it bros

>> No.58241564
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58241564

>>58241478
thanks fren<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58241591

Lets see my rank

>> No.58241613

>>58241497
Buy low, sell high?

>> No.58241622

Almost mogul bros

>> No.58241667

>>58240692
is there anything above mogul?

>> No.58241672
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58241672

Is this the thread?

>> No.58241727

>>58241672
YES.

>> No.58241731

>>58241672
fuck i am retarded

>> No.58241740

I did it bros.

>> No.58241744
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58241744

>>58240692
How do you faggots get so much money?!
I can only start at $1K, its not fair.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58241759

Pure autism

>> No.58241763

>>58240918
no you poor bitch

>> No.58241776

>>58241740
WTF I got 2 milly

>> No.58241798

>>58241744
we all started at $1 and got into tens of millions, do you even /biz/?

>> No.58241807

>>58240692
test

>> No.58241817

>>58241744
Patience. Buy stocks that are in single digit or even at $1 if you find it and let it reach 100.
I caught yotsuba and gachi at 1 dollar and went from 100k to 6 million in half an hour

>> No.58241832

>>58241667
There is God. Some guy on /vt/ with absurdly high score got it.

>> No.58241838

what am i<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58241869

>>58241522
Made big on CHUCK back in the day

>> No.58241986

This is a TEST do not respond please.

>> No.58242016 [DELETED] 

yejibros we just shit ourselves

>> No.58242126

>>58241986
based tester<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58242147

Did I make it already?

>> No.58242293
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58242293

>> No.58242296

I wonder how things are going out there.

>> No.58242468

Fucking plebs.

>> No.58242599

ANONYMOUSE MOGUL BABIES<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58242668
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58242668

>>58240692
wtf

>> No.58242722
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58242722

i'm ngmi bros.. go on without me

>> No.58243127

Why does it seem like some stuff just never goes down? I'm tired of buying Chuck, RDDT, and Gachi. I want to buy the cool stuff like PEPE, WOJK, CLOWN, and BOOB.

>> No.58243179

>>58243127
>because nobody is selling cool stuffs dummy. their holders are among the first in this game. they are the equivalent of "old money" irl

>> No.58243196

>>58243179
You're telling me there's some actual logic to this shit?

>> No.58243243

TEST

>> No.58243287

Its GME TIME BROS

>> No.58243294

>>58240692
Testing, testing

>> No.58243343

>>58240692
>>HonkLife

>> No.58243373

test

>> No.58243398
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58243398

How do I break the news to my family that I'm a multimillionaire after a few hours of trading on Yotsuba and that I no longer want them anywhere near me?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58243456

Rolling for poorness level. Just lost 600k in one refresh kek

>> No.58243459

test post I own 5000 yotsuba test

>> No.58243561

>>58243398
Present your Rubber doll as your fiance

>> No.58243632

its literally impossible to lose money in this game. i probably made 5000 trades, and havent lost a single one. 100 millionaire here. all you do is buy between 1-60$ and wait until your stock is 100$+

>> No.58243669

>>58243561
Uhh, I only take advice from other Moguls. Come back when you have learned how to play the game, kid.

>> No.58243790

GME is a bretty good get rich sceme

>> No.58243828

Did I make it yet?

>> No.58243866

>>58240692
too easy

>> No.58243900
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58243900

Easy. Now we just have to do this IRL.
Couldn't be that hard, right?

>> No.58243950

>>58243127
You should have been stacking premium coins all this time, diversifying into value holders while shifting back and forth between the low price choppers

>> No.58244069

test

>> No.58244105

>>58244069
how do i mogue?

>> No.58244133

WHAT AM I????????

>> No.58244132

4.1m stack, am I in mogul yet? testt

>> No.58244137

I think its over

>> No.58244169

nice

>> No.58244174

>>58244137
i typed $RDDT in the options field. but nothing is appearing

>> No.58244359

Test

>> No.58244383
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58244383

WAGMI

>> No.58244388

Test take two

>> No.58244396

>I will finish my project

>> No.58244412

>>58240692
Based

>> No.58244479

GET OUT OF MY WAY POOR FUCKING SHITS, MOGUL COMING THROUGH

>> No.58244520
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58244520

Post made it stacks.

>> No.58244572

I'll make it, soon...

>> No.58244682

>>58241497
there are people that unironically pump stocks worth hundreds already

>> No.58244783
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58244783

>>58244682
>chads just keep winning

>> No.58244827

This is all I wanted

>> No.58244835

GAMESTONKS MOGUL

>> No.58244846

test

>> No.58244847

>>58240918
Let's see where I am

>> No.58244879

>>58244827
Nice

>> No.58244921
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58244921

All fellow chad moguls are welcomed to join the Mogul's Lounge over at /pol/. No smelly poorfag interlopers allowed. Especially magnates. They are the most rediculous kind and frankly they disgust me.

>>>/pol/463628828

>> No.58244932

test

>> No.58244957

pump pump pump boys~

>> No.58244970

Its a big sum...

>> No.58244985

>>58240692
Did you get at least 1000 of each stock anon?

>> No.58244989

>>58240692
soon

>> No.58244991

This is by far the most fun and engaging minigame/event we've had in a while

>> No.58244999

GME IS A GO, I REPEAT, GME IS A GO
PAAAHMP EEEEET

>> No.58245012

>>58244957
I have over a thousand boob why won't mine appear

>> No.58245023

>>58240692
What is the highest level?

>> No.58245029

>>58244999
>he didn't buy in at $5
lel

>> No.58245031

>Enough fiat that I just wait for something to go double digits and buy nonstop for the full 5 mins
>At least 1k of each asset
>Port only goes up

>>58244957
>April Fools
>The /v/ $BOOB pump threads make me do gay ERP
What did they mean by this

>> No.58245035

>>58244991
Gave me something to do while board at work. Wish making 8 figs was this easy IRL, lol.

>> No.58245050

Status check

>> No.58245075
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58245075

>>58245031
*Single digits
>TFW have to go back to my IRL portfolio (dumping) when I get bored of this

>> No.58245082

>>58245023
Looks like Mogul, I just hit 10 mill and I'm still here.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58245115
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58245115

>>58240692
>tfw finally made it<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58245136

>>58245115
Not yet sweetheart, you need to pump juuust a bit more before you can make it~

>> No.58245144

>>58245115
>RDDT dumped
And just like that I lost 36% of my money

>> No.58245238

Best APD in years.

>> No.58245282
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58245282

>>58245136
What the fuck is with the ERPing

>> No.58245285

make it status check

>> No.58245337

It's over

>> No.58245389

Holding Chad, it has potential for exponential growth.

>> No.58245436

>>58240692
Wagmi

>> No.58245440
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58245440

So many sub 7 figures peons in this thread. This is embarrassing.

>> No.58245665

BOOB is a store of value

>> No.58245747

WE ARE SO BACK

>> No.58245862

Did I make it?

>> No.58245938

I'm poor, so what

>> No.58246007

>>58245665
money cant buy happiness but $BOOB does

>> No.58246304

>>58245440
I'll get there soon

>> No.58246359

$500k just... gone

>> No.58246518

>>58240918
No but I am

>> No.58246576

>>58240692
WHY CANT REAL LIFE BE THIS EASY

>> No.58247138

>>58240692
Checking mine

>> No.58247182
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58247182

>>58240692
If you're not a liquid mogul you haven't made it yet.

>> No.58247315

Almost

>> No.58247344

TO THE MOON!

>> No.58247360

>all in gachi and GME
I'm so close

>> No.58247361

>>58240918
I can't even seem to get my title to work properly

>> No.58247363

i'm up 40 milly

>> No.58247691

>>58240692
Test 123

>> No.58247864

Did I do it?

>> No.58247972

test

>> No.58248003

GACHICHADS!?

>> No.58248008

>>58247972
whoops forgot I sold that

>> No.58248009

What am I?

>> No.58248087

>>58248008
i also have invested heavily in JANNY.

>> No.58248128
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58248128

im in too deep in this shitcoin casino

>> No.58248138

>WHAT IS THE SPECIAL ABILITY OF EACH UNIT

>> No.58248157

>>58240692
Test

>> No.58248162

>>58240692
im descendant of nobles, easy mogul status

>> No.58248214

>>58248162
pls 4chin, gib me ma blue check

>> No.58248220

I have cashed out as well, my friends<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58248289
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58248289

>>58240692
I got $4M fake dollars. Feels good man :)

>> No.58248308

Do you actually like unlock things

>> No.58248495

>>58240692
Nice

>> No.58248923

>>58247182
IM WORKING ON IT!

>> No.58249085

what am I

>> No.58249118

>>58249085
cute

>> No.58249227
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58249227

I'm a poorfag baggot<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58249285

>>58249227
Put all your money into a 1 or 2 digit stock, then sell it all when it's 3 digits. That's all you have to do.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58249320

>>58249227
>>58249285
/g/ wrote scripts to automate it<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58249329

>>58240692
Just got to seven figures bros, we're all gonna make it

>> No.58249358

>>58249329
$CHAD

>> No.58249369

>>58249320
Sovlless

>> No.58249401

>>58249320
>trusting scripts from 4chizzle
ishygddt

>> No.58249590

>>58249358
In the OPTIONS field, friend.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58249633

Hello fellow Moguls

>> No.58249658

>>58249633
Hello friend, pull up a chair and get comfy.

>> No.58249689

>>58249633
You've got a big bankroll.

>> No.58249708

>>58240692
Soon

>> No.58249787

>>58249689
>>58249689
>>58249689
>>58249689

>> No.58249811

>>58240692
Test

>> No.58249877
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58249877

SOLUTION TO A DIP IS ALWAYS JUST TO BUY MORE INTO IT

>> No.58249895

Test 2

>> No.58250023

bullish on this

>> No.58250025
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58250025

>>58249877
Sounds like a big baggie training operation.

>> No.58250180

>>58244520
Serious question. How do I access Yotsuba Stock Exchange?

>> No.58250245

Why are JANNY stocks so high? Why are the TRANNIES winning?

>> No.58250275

>>58250180
The link at the top of the page, which goes here: https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html

>> No.58250388

>>58250180
it's too late, you've lost first mover advantage

>> No.58250401

>>58240692
test

>> No.58250435

Checking my status

>> No.58250454

>>58240692
test

>> No.58250467

>>58250401
You made it, you're in.

>> No.58250482

We're all gonna make it brahs

>> No.58250493

>>58240918
test

>> No.58250520

>>58250467
currently selling to lock it in. I made it

>> No.58250535
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58250535

>>58250025
I WIN

>> No.58251235

>>58241348
Should've bought CHUCK

>> No.58251432

I don't have my status next to anonymous, idk why.

>> No.58251464

>>58240692
>:)

>> No.58251522

Report

>> No.58251606

Yeah

>> No.58251620

>>58240692
i have 5 gme and 0 usd

i hope it fucked crashes

>> No.58252025

>>58240692

Boo Brothers Makin it Happen

>> No.58252199

>>58251620

I bet your crypto wallets look similar.

>> No.58252206

>>58251432
probably because you're a poorfag (like me)

>> No.58252604

What am I?

>> No.58253007

>>58240692
based and same

>WAGMI

>> No.58254085

Did I make it bros?

>> No.58258138

>>58254085
Almost.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58258184

Wish I was a mogul

>> No.58258238

I feel poor.

>> No.58258732

>>58241067
buy $JANNY

>> No.58258824
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58258824

>>58252206
I actually have 136mil.

>> No.58258895
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58258895

We did it anon... we... finally made it....
but is there more....? there has to be more....

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58263129

>>58258895
>he didn't sell enough to still be a mogul

>> No.58263167

>>58263129
I meant to reply to >>58258824 fuck
>he didn't sell enough to still be a mogul

>> No.58263336

I might be coping... but i'm okay with this

>> No.58265063

>>58263129
Based.
You haven't lost until you've sold, but you haven't gained until then, either.

>> No.58265097

>>58240692
Huh?

>> No.58265135

iTS JOEVER

>> No.58265289

>NOT HAVING AT LEAST 1,000,000 SHARES IN $CLOWN
NGMI, lads

>> No.58265320

>>58263129
Based

>> No.58265914
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58265914

>>58240692
I can only do this when QANX hit $1

>> No.58265942

>>58240692
>$×20618670
I still have all the cash lmao
I wonder if this still works

>> No.58265947

>>58265942
The market is closed.

>> No.58265972

>>58265947
yeah. I also tried using the flair and it doesn't work

>> No.58268257

>>58265942
Those of us who cashed out before the market self-destructed are the real winners.

>> No.58268290

>>58240692
Will it open next April?

>> No.58268306
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>>58268290
With the order limit removed and leveraging added, can't wait to short RDDT.

>> No.58268551

>>58240692
Congrats anon. Just two pieces of advice. Do not let time pass while doing stupid shit like sitting at your computer all day. Live your life and be useful.
And take self care with utmost importance.
Take care.

>> No.58268605

>>58268551
I had wrote a script that auto-bought anything below 10 and auto-sold anything about 200. I hit mogul in like 2 hours.

>> No.58268658

>>58268257
What happened at the end? I cashed out after hitting $8m.

>> No.58268704

>>58268658
The stocks all tanked to $1 when no one could buy or sell any more.

>> No.58269541

>>58240692
HOW DO I BECOME MOGUL SAARS???

>> No.58269809

>>58240692
test

>> No.58269874

>>58269541
It's over broseph

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58270418

when reopen, i need to unload my heavy bags on poorfags

>> No.58270805

test

>> No.58270949

Wait, desu stays?

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58270957

Still feeling the same way?

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58271063

>>58240692
You need to get back
Get back here and grind Blocklords, it's never too late to keep gambling

>> No.58271091

My biggest problem is that anytime I try to do anything with shitcoins, none of the swaps are working.

By the time I'm able to finally swap out my shit coin, it crashes so hard I'm back to where I started. How do you guys successfully trade while shit constantly being slow or not at all working?

>> No.58271112

I CANNOT DESU ANYMORE WHAT'S THE POINT
DE SU

>> No.58272405

Is it gone?