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[Anonymous No.58256425]

>I COME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING YOUR GODDAMN SHORTS

[Anonymous No.58256498]

>>58256425
kek

[Anonymous No.58256734]

OH WELL, IN FACT
WELL I'LL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY
I MEAN TECHNICALLY OUR DCA IS SAVED
WELL THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST SO POUR THE CHAMPAGNE
OH! WELL, IN FACT
WELL I'LL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY
I MEAN TECHNICALLY OUR DCA IS SAVED
WELL THIS CALLS FOR A BOAST SO START EFT BLAME
POUR THE CHAMPAGNE

[Anonymous No.58256882]

>>58256425
10/10

[Anonymous No.58256922]

>>58256425
I'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.58256945]

>>58256425
Short never do jack, it just people getting ride of their shitty crypto, for equally shitty Dollars.

[Anonymous No.58256958]

>>58256425
I can't wait until Ken Griffin is mysteriously killed.

My only question is the government gonna do it, one of his buddies, or some fed up retail investor?

[Fledgling Investor No.58257036]

>>58256945
>bitcoin
????

[Anonymous No.58257160]

I MEAN, TECHNICALLY OUR PORTFOLIO IS SAVED
WELL, THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST, SO POUR THE CHAMPAGNE

[$RDDT No.58257221]

>I COME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING YOUR GODDAMN SHORTS

[Anonymous No.58258757]

>>58257036
All crypto is a scam.

[Anonymous No.58259046]

>>58258757
Okay, if you say so, but I'm pretty sure this post is about stocks. But thanks for checking in, schizo.

[Anonymous No.58259756]

>>58259046
My first post also apply to stocks or any derivatives markets.

[Anonymous No.58259841]

>>58259756
ancient egyptian carrier of civilization:
> buff dude. can fly. willed his body to grow the head of an eagle through pure big dick energy
ancient mexican carrier of civilization:
> twig arms. never lifted in his life. permanently hunched over. you can't tell if hes taking a siesta or not. permanently half-awake. wears a helmet 24/7 because his parents told him to wear one as a child
some things never change

[Anonymous No.58261089]

>>58259841
>some things never change
bag holders.