APU GENERAL #26 I love this little guy edition

[Anonymous No.58362588]

Reminder that 10B is fud

[Anonymous No.58362599]

>>58362588
checked
I am COMFY

[Anonymous No.58362602]

>>58362588
Gm frens

[Anonymous No.58362613]

[Anonymous No.58362624]

Knew I wouldnt wake up to Apu being as high as it was yesterday. Yet it is still pretty up there. We are still comfy, frens.

[Anonymous No.58362642]

Well greetings to you Mr. Apu Coperrrrr, here is your $139k moonshot. You could ape $200 and maybe you lose. But it’s $200 and you won’t be coping over that like missing the next Apu.

Now go straight to the TG: DOGHOLECOIN and see for yourself that the community is all biz people, just like early Apu. Everything about it is super based. At 126k mc and almost 150 holders.

So do you want to maybe miss the next Apu and not ape $200 on this so you might be in one of those cope threads in a month? Alrightyy then!

Only big whales and those in mid six figure hell are still considering finding a dip on Apu to grab. KEK KEK KEK

[Anonymous No.58362654]

>>58362588
Remind me, what percentage of apu is still held by palladius? How much will the price drop when he sells?

[Idk No.58362660]

>>58362654
Hes been selling a little bit everyday. He doesn't want the price to tank. Hes at 7bill now from 7.2bil

[Anonymous No.58362678]

fellow frogs I did a perfect slurp between 180-190M

[Anonymous No.58362686]

>>58362642
>super based
fuck of curry nigger not buying your diarrhea coin

[Anonymous No.58362747]

>>58362660

Me thinks he is being compliant and letting the community go wild. We want to run to the billions and flip Pepe. With enough conviction, it can happen.

They do use our face as their memes at the end of the day so free marketing kek. Offered most CT an olive branch to connect Pepe and Apu together and they are snapping at us thinking we will give up.

Rug upwards.

[Anonymous No.58362815]

>>58362747
CT is full of cabal faggots

[Anonymous No.58362825]

>>58362654
Here lies Palladius, the one who thought he could tank APU

[Anonymous No.58362858]

>>58362588
The best past are the people who were seething when APU was at 1 million market cap, are seething at APU now at almost 300 million market cap and will be seething when APU is at 10 billion market cap.
You literally can't make this shit up. Some people are just not meant to make it.

[Anonymous No.58362860]

>>58362747

What exactly do you mean you offer ct an olive branch and connect Pepe and Apu together? Pls explain the history to a sidelined fren

[Anonymous No.58362865]

>>58362588
The fact Apu is still in the 60s rather than the 30s proves to me as much as it can be proved Apu is the real deal. It’s the next meme coin everyone will know about and a breath of fresh air to all those who been trading the hundreds of cat and dog “meme” coins on solana.
The only question now is when will Apu overtake shib which has always been a forced meme no one card for.

[Anonymous No.58362891]

new ATH price coming today and $APU will break $0.001 price today

[Anonymous No.58362923]

Hope you didn't sell this shake out, frens.

[Anonymous No.58362933]

WTF WAS THAT!!!!

[Anonymous No.58362935]

>>58362933
Institutional money buying in.

[Anonymous No.58362955]

My 32mil apu has made me nearly 2/3rds my anual wage in less than a month... am i truly making it, frens?

[Anonymous No.58362990]

10x still possible?

[Anonymous No.58363007]

>>58362990
10x ist fud

[Anonymous No.58363010]

YouTube's crypto influencers haven't made a video $APU yet, but soon they will no longer be able to ignore $APU

the fact that YouTube crypto influencers have not yet made videos for $APU is a bullish sign that we are still early

[Anonymous No.58363012]

>>58362990
short term nah, rugpulling dev still has 7 billion apu (worth $4M USD) left lol
once he is out for good theres a chance

[Anonymous No.58363039]

>>58363010
I’ve completely forgotten about YouTube. Thanks

[Anonymous No.58363047]

best part of holding APU is how salty everyone else gets

[Anonymous No.58363177]

What is the tg

[Anonymous No.58363190]

When are we dropping the 0 sars

[Anonymous No.58363193]

>>58363177
https: //t. me/ apuclub

[Anonymous No.58363200]

what is this pattern called

[Anonymous No.58363206]

I only have 2.5 M...
What can I expect /biz/?

[Anonymous No.58363218]

>>58363206
>oh no! I'm making money!
quit whining, just enjoy the ride
if you have only 2.5kk then you're either poor or you didn't want to take the risk, either way you don't deserve to make it (yet)

[Anonymous No.58363221]

Token theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NFrKMODrz8

[Anonymous No.58363313]

>>58362654
over $6M was sold yesterday and the price still doubled. the price only drops from sells when there's no buy volume anon. there's a lot of buy volume pajeetus could cash out no problem and you wouldn't even notice at this point.

[Anonymous No.58363332]

>>58363313
Pajeetus is busy practicing kegels after he got doxed and pink socked

[Anonymous No.58363348]

>>58363332
lmfao make up your mind, copy
is he selling every day or is he hiding?

[Anonymous No.58363376]

>>58363200
Actual literal rug pull like the song said.

[Anonymous No.58363391]

>>58363348
Dunno, but he was doxxed. He's in mehico

[Anonymous No.58363400]

>>58362865
>Apu overtake shib
kek i would lose it, bought in late on APU and ill admit I was fudding it, and lost 160$ on lucky (still didnt sell that either) but im comfy with my 3 million apu now. I dont know if APU would realistically overtake shib tho, thats a 50x from here, but it is crazy seeing some 5 digit buys even yesterday

[Anonymous No.58363420]

>>58363200
>what is this pattern called
checked. that pattern is colloquially known as "consolidating before the next leg up"

[Anonymous No.58363456]

I have a comfy 30 millions stack...I bought for like 1500, I'm fighting my hopium fuelled greedy urges to throw more money at it

[Anonymous No.58363465]

>>58363400
If Apu does a 50x

I'm buying a Miata wrapping it frog green
And getting the plates Apu apu

[Anonymous No.58363471]

>>58363010
>>58363039
be ware once you start seeing them my frens

[Anonymous No.58363480]

>>58363465
good luck anon. sorry to say, im now holding so the chances of it going mucn higher have gone down but i still have some home

[Anonymous No.58363535]

Have to wage today. It’s a bit more comfy since holding this and hope it stays that way.

[Anonymous No.58363621]

>>58363535
I start a new cafe job next week. Every check is going into Apu. All I want is buy my own apartment and a Nissan GTR. Is that really too much to ask? I don’t think so.

[Anonymous No.58363676]

>>58363456
I have a stack in the 30mil range. Only need 15bil or so mc to be worth 1mil usd. It isnt that much of a longshot.

[Anonymous No.58363722]

>>58363621
>nissan GTR
That shit is gonna depreciate as soon as you drive it off the lot.
Pic rel is my make it car.

[Anonymous No.58363802]

Probably a bad idea to buy such a pump and not wait for the dip but I'll buy another 30 million Apu.

[Anonymous No.58363803]

>crabbing for 12 hours
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.58363820]

>>58363802
I've been saying this for 6 days.
Getting antsy now...

[Anonymous No.58363844]

>>58363820
I was waiting for the dip, would have been 90 more million, it's X3 since then. Sure it can dip /2, pullback always happens. But it can also X3 from here and then pull back 40%.

[Anonymous No.58363886]

>>58363621
Good luck.
Got a car that needs some work so that will eat up some money. I hear ya on the apartment thing. I only have 3M in this but gains from this should give me the start to make more in other coins.

Good luck to all the other frens out there too.

[Anonymous No.58363996]

Omg it won’t go down. What the hell is happening.

[Anonymous No.58364013]

>>58363996
The power of frens!

[Anonymous No.58364041]

>>58363722
That’s a nsx fren. It would hold more value than a gtr but to each his own both are based imo

[Anonymous No.58364052]

>>58364041
Nvm I’m a retard who can’t read a post correctly kek.

[Anonymous No.58364055]

>>58362642
>super based

More like super curry and cringe

[Anonymous No.58364058]

>>58364041
I just want a good family car. I dont need something that can go 300mph and cant even carry this week's groceries.

[Anonymous No.58364100]

>>58364058
That’s the way to really make it. The less "want" you have the less you need to make it. I’d like a cabin in the woods and a reliable truck

[Anonymous No.58364102]

>>58363722
tfw will make it but I already own a trabant and apart from having the money to really clean it up, it has these cute little frog stickers from before the wall fell but they're peeling off... I could put some apus to replace them... the universe works in mysterious ways, maybe it was foreshadowing all along

[Anonymous No.58364108]

I tried to swing and lost a small amount of Apu instead, everyone make fun of me I deserve it

[Anonymous No.58364163]

>>58364108
It happens to the best of us.

[Anonymous No.58364240]

what's with this fucking whale bot that sells everything time there's a buy?

[Anonymous No.58364256]

>>58364108
that happened to me twice. I should have 17m but it's 14 now

[Anonymous No.58364277]

>>58364240

MEV sandwich attacks.

https://coinmarketcap.com/academy/article/what-are-sandwich-attacks-in-defi-and-how-can-you-avoid-them

[Anonymous No.58364285]

Why has the chart flatlined lol?

[Anonymous No.58364328]

>>58364240
You know those posts moaning on and on about how they sold early? Yeah

[Anonymous No.58364337]

>>58364285
It hasn’t flatlined. You just bought more than you’re comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.58364366]

>>58364285
Consolidation after a big pump, silly billy.

[Anonymous No.58364382]

>>58364277
>>58364328
what a parasite. the world would be a better place without (them)

[Anonymous No.58364442]

>>58364337
I’m comfy fren. The vertical rug to 10billi continues now.

[Anonymous No.58364448]

Gm frens.

[Anonymous No.58364468]

I'm going to sleep

Better not reverse rug me to 1B overnight

[Anonymous No.58364484]

>>58364285
FRENS WE ARE RUGGING

[Anonymous No.58364492]

some whale sold 90 million apu. its over.

[Anonymous No.58364501]

>>58364492
>90m is a whale sell now
fuck WAGMI so hard

[Anonymous No.58364526]

>>58364492
>>58364501
my thoughts exactly WEW

[Anonymous No.58364535]

>>58364501
Dude is going to rope when this hits 20 billion marketcap

Only new blood sells like that all at once instead of ladder selling

[Anonymous No.58364543]

>>58364492
Wagmi

[Anonymous No.58364563]

We're crabbing

[Anonymous No.58364575]

Is it even possible for this to randomly fail one day and go down 80-90% and get forgotten anymore and never pump again? Seems like it’s just got so much momentum that it cant possibly fail. Like this is legit going to 10 billion+

[Anonymous No.58364588]

Frenly reminder of what happens if the biggest wallet decides to dump his tokens.
Also, there are 22 holders probably dev) that have more tokens than uniswap.

[Anonymous No.58364606]

>>58364588
this would be amazing, you'd have so many slurpers going nuts

[Anonymous No.58364647]

>>58364588
All the top holders are in it for the long haul. Also look at your screenshot if they sold like that they lose 5M, good incentive not to be a jeet

[Anonymous No.58364659]

>>58364563
before every massive pump we've consolidated like this, just like this
notice the red candles get smaller and smaller until
BOOM

[Anonymous No.58364663]

did I just buy the top?

[Anonymous No.58364675]

I saw this at such a low mc and never bought. ngmi anons. i bought patrick bateman sigma on sol and has 0 volume

[Anonymous No.58364681]

>>58364588
I’d slurp the fuck out of APU. I’d slurp so hard, it would put your mom to shame

[Anonymous No.58364686]

>>58364647
>All the top holders are in it for the long haul
Most, if not all of them, are the dev

[Anonymous No.58364701]

>>58364663
nah seems like the new floor has come in pretty sturdy since the pump yesterday. it can only go up from here

[Anonymous No.58364718]

>>58364663
it's always the top with Apu

[Anonymous No.58364720]

so frens since it seems that .001 is obvious how much further up can it go?

[Anonymous No.58364731]

>>58364575
basically not unless everyone dumps at once. this project has a 99% trust rating on dextools for a reason. its actually solid, the contract was audited by a third party and there is no hidden funds waiting to get dumped on everyone or anything like that. the worst part about this coin is also one of its strengths. the retards pushing it in the telegram who have no experience with money. i seriously hate projects where a bunch of broke people fantasize about everything they will buy when they make it but this is also very typical of any meme coin. its usually a red flag to me and just cringe, but its part of the allure that brings so many people who otherwise are not financially literate or successful IRL into memecoins like this. its different than other coins that biz has shilled in the past that had decent results in particular link of course and others like rubic that actually had real world use cases and some above average intelligence autists discovered them early after doing some quality research at the right time. most average buyers of meme coin holders usually are crypto illiterate outside of "funny meme" and "line go up" and in this case the community is extremely devoted and there is some talented individuals who have some experience involved and we are still extremely early, for reference pepe has 200k holders, and shib has 1.3 million holders. Apu only has a 5.3k holders. we are past the point of no return it seems. whales are making 5 figure/7-10 eth purchases now. whales like that wouldnt get involved unless this thing was going to keep taking off.

[Anonymous No.58364743]

>>58364686
Lmao he already sold all except for 1 wallet get some new fud

[Anonymous No.58364750]

>>58364720
the problem with $0.01 being true is that as we approach a cent the hype will send it way over. I say a penny and I'll be right, but its going hit that mark at light speed

[Anonymous No.58364752]

biz bros. save me and pump patrick bateman's sigma on solana.

[Anonymous No.58364770]

>>58364731
I dumped my rubic for Apoo

[Anonymous No.58364789]

Looks like the consolidation is coming to an end, we're going to set another ATH

[Anonymous No.58364825]

>>58364770
based. i was just referring to the anons who shilled it last cycle. i dont think its still worth holding at all, but it had potential and biz started shilling it sub 1c and the many of the people involved were a little older and more mature autists

[Anonymous No.58364829]

>>58364750
So, a penny is low balling it? Or am i misunderstanding?

[Anonymous No.58364838]

>>58364829
>a penny is lowballing it?
yes

[Anonymous No.58364841]

>>58364829
I'd say thinking this is going to be worth a penny is very unrealistic

[Anonymous No.58364877]

>>58364829
hes saying the way this is going, if we start getting close to a penny then at that point it will probably keep going much higher because the momentum will be insane at that point.

[Anonymous No.58364902]

frens I don't think ubelfudder is coming back

[Anonymous No.58364911]

>>58364902
he always had a stack the fud was fake

[Anonymous No.58364947]

>>58364902
RIP in peace ubelfud

[Anonymous No.58364977]

>>58362588
My Apu stack is sitting comfy. I have massive gains from Squid feeding it as well. I’ve never held such a fruitful pair in my life.

[Anonymous No.58364990]

>THIS was the dip
Holy shit wagmi

[Anonymous No.58364995]

>>58364911
yeah he had a stealth bag for sure I called that too, he was just playing games. wouldn't be surprised if he is a secret whale lol crypto is full of bored lunatics

[Anonymous No.58365002]

Gm frens. Pulled 2 eth out last night to buy back but price really hasn’t gone down from that giga pump. This frog has legs

[Anonymous No.58365016]

>>58364990
sorry wrong image

THIS is the dip

[Anonymous No.58365056]

these whales sure don't want it to hit .0007

[Anonymous No.58365065]

>>58365016
oooh we're pumping again

[Anonymous No.58365089]

i knew that the minute i tried swing trading that it would go parabolic. you're all welcome for kicking this off. I sold 1m at .0004, sitting on 19m still. Good day to be a fren

[Anonymous No.58365094]

Oh swingieeeees...

[Anonymous No.58365098]

Ubelfren please come back...

[Anonymous No.58365103]

>>58365056
they dont have a choice

[Anonymous No.58365111]

>>58365094
literally what is the point? we are parabolic? some people can't be helped

[Anonymous No.58365114]

>>58362588
Frens I made 10k so far from 100 dollars lol
I wont sell until 2-5b
Is there any perspective of when we could reach these numbers? thanks frens.

[Anonymous No.58365125]

>>58365002
>This frog has legs

[Anonymous No.58365130]

>>58365111
Its been this way since first rug. Looks like bot trades to me

[Anonymous No.58365133]

>>58365056
It's just consolidation. We're gonna travel these prices for a bit until enough is slurped from the non-sellers and supply shock sends us right back on track.

[Anonymous No.58365136]

I kinda want to throw 40k in just to pump it a little

[Anonymous No.58365140]

>>58365114
two more weeks trust the plan

[Anonymous No.58365146]

>>58364448
Gm fren.

>Gm in the Apu chat

[Anonymous No.58365172]

i'm feeling sleepy so i'm heading to bed. when i wake up i want to see that price doubled. work hard for me frens

[Anonymous No.58365183]

>>58365172
you got it boss
sleep tight
gn

[Anonymous No.58365184]

Apu is the future.
The milk has chosen its favorite cookie.

[Anonymous No.58365217]

>>58365184
I like that this coin has a positive frenly attitude.

[Anonymous No.58365219]

Is.. is this shit about to break out again???
Where is the consolidation... We're SHIB but on speed run mode.

[Anonymous No.58365220]

>>58365184
this is the one thing that makes me bullish on apu, it's pretty much nonpolitical while pepe has a maga hat

[Anonymous No.58365231]

>>58365184
based and foresight-pilled

[Anonymous No.58365249]

>>58365219
yes

[Anonymous No.58365269]

once we get ranked my mcap and get on kraken this is going to rip to top 100
then there will be tons of exposure via coingeckos top gainer and trending list
then it's an easy shot to 10B
after that, who knows, flip doge likely

[Anonymous No.58365271]

>>58365219
and we will reach shib market cap

[Anonymous No.58365293]

What can I expect from 10m?

[Anonymous No.58365303]

>>58365184
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.58365315]

>>58365269

It’ll be top ten by EOY. Screen cap this.

[Anonymous No.58365327]

new ATH soon!!!

[Anonymous No.58365328]

frens. we are hitting ath AGAIN

[Anonymous No.58365334]

OJ Simpson just died of cancer. Price went up. Correlation?

[Anonymous No.58365353]

oh, looks like we are mooning again

[Anonymous No.58365354]

>>58365293
100k at 4billion

[Anonymous No.58365360]

>>58365334
Fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.58365362]

I only got 10m. Wish I got more fuark. I've still got 5b Shib left but I don't want to swap anymore, I want to keep it at 5...

[Anonymous No.58365364]

>>58365362
19m, were gonna make it

[Anonymous No.58365373]

>>58365362
I couldn't reach 10M.. it was my moonbag dream. 8M stacklet here...

[Anonymous No.58365380]

>>58365184
he's a smart man, I'm grateful we have him at the helm
>>58365353
it never fucking stops HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.58365382]

>>58365219
>Where is the consolidation
It's been consolidating for ~15 hours and preparing for a other poomp.

[Anonymous No.58365419]

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE GIGAPUMP

[Anonymous No.58365421]

>>58365382
At this point I feel like anything below .001 is a fire sale.

[Anonymous No.58365430]

>>58365419
ATH JUST SHATTERED

[Anonymous No.58365437]

Is it time again?

[Anonymous No.58365440]

ATH!

[Anonymous No.58365444]

Holy fuck ATh just reached, why is pumping again godamnit
wasn't it supposed to dump? we are going to 1b aren't we ?

[Anonymous No.58365451]

>>58365444 (CHECKED)
KEK IS WITH US

[Anonymous No.58365456]

>>58365444
KEK WILLS IT
At this point, you have to be retarded to think this won't go to a billy.

[Anonymous No.58365457]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZdVwTjUtjg

[Anonymous No.58365478]

>>58365364
Let's hope brotha.
>>58365373
It's still a nice stack if we do a 10x.

I might swap some Linu for more Apu if it dips... but I'm not sure if that will happen lel

[Anonymous No.58365483]

YOOO

[Anonymous No.58365491]

>>58365315
holy fuck I just felt it

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE COLLECTIVE THOUGHT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58365493]

Bros I need to hold it for 1 year to legally avoid taxes, this is going too fast...

[Anonymous No.58365498]

we are going to break $0.001 today

[Anonymous No.58365500]

>>58365493
hows that work? Im in the US will it work here too

[Anonymous No.58365501]

Laugh at swingtards

[Anonymous No.58365511]

whoever just sold for $68k & $72k, your moms a hoe

[Anonymous No.58365515]

When dreaming I'm guided to another world
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't wanna leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?

[Anonymous No.58365522]

>>58365511
already slurped lol

[Anonymous No.58365521]

fuuuuuck apu saved my portfolio fuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.58365527]

>>58365500
That's the law here in Gaymany (and Portugal)

[Anonymous No.58365530]

Can you take me higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher?
To a place with golden streets

[Anonymous No.58365535]

>>58365500
Any investment held under a year is ordinary income and if sold is subject to ordinary income taxation. If held over a year and sold its capital gains and subject to capital gains taxation. CG tax rates are lower.

[Anonymous No.58365545]

That's it, this shit is going to 10B, I'm all in!

[Anonymous No.58365548]

>>58365493
it's being traded on a dex, you didn't use KYC funds to purchase did you anon?

[Anonymous No.58365552]

>>58365511
68k is a swingie.
72k is a sandwich bot.

[Anonymous No.58365555]

>>58365500
Checked. And for us burgers if you hold for less than a year and cash out it’s treated as normal taxable income. So if you make $100k at your job and you cash out $1m in Apu it’s as if though you made $1.1m and you’re taxed accordingly. If you hold for more than a year your sale is taxed at a flat rate of 15% for long term capital gains tax, plus whatever your respective state may tax.

[Anonymous No.58365560]

FRENS I AM RUGGING

UPWARDS

[Anonymous No.58365566]

>>58365493
>>58365527
imagine if APU got so big that we get liquidity pairs on curve or aave
in that case you wouldnt have to deduct it as its just borrowed

[Anonymous No.58365568]

>>58365555
Omegachecked.
KEK is ITT.
KEK is with us frens

[Anonymous No.58365570]

>>58365511
imagine selling when we are going to 1b marketcap, jeets out lmao

[Anonymous No.58365578]

>>58365555
can I swap it to ETH and hang onto that for a year and cash out the ETH as the long term?

[Anonymous No.58365579]

>>58365555
that's why (in Minecraft) I hold my winning in a stable coin for a year after running through a mixer so they can't backtrack it and pay capital gains on the stable coins

[Anonymous No.58365582]

>>58365548
How does one get non kyc money in and out of a dex ecosystem? I funnel in all my fiat through CB.

[Anonymous No.58365584]

>>58365579
Any good mixers? I miss Tornado Cash...

[Anonymous No.58365588]

>>58365579
what the fuck is a kilometer (mixer)

[Anonymous No.58365589]

>>58365578
crypto to crypto is taxable

[Anonymous No.58365592]

Do you feel it bros?

[Anonymous No.58365593]

Guys I just aped in my last amount getting 30 milly.

I hope everyone else makes it here.

[Anonymous No.58365595]

>>58365578
Swapping is a taxable event

[Anonymous No.58365597]

>>58365493
in the UK it's 3 years..... to get a lower rate

[Anonymous No.58365608]

>>58365595
well fuck me then huh

[Anonymous No.58365611]

>>58365582
I used local bitcoin to get my non KYC crypto, this was years ago though, to get it back in just use a regular exchange after you have mixed it.

[Anonymous No.58365614]

Getting another leg up

[Anonymous No.58365617]

>>58362588
>them digits

[Anonymous No.58365634]

>>58365592
>Do you feel it bros?

[Anonymous No.58365636]

>>58365579
What? There’s no profit on a stable coin buy and sell. If there’s no profit there’s no taxable income at all. Am I misunderstanding you?

[Anonymous No.58365645]

$10K
5B MC is 50X 10K = 500K
10B MC is 100X 10K = 1 million
15B MC is 150X 10K = 1,5 million

Perhaps APU will reach a $15 billion market cap, while PEPE will reach an $18 billion market cap, and all other cryptocurrencies will also experience growth. Alternatively, APU might surpass PEPE, resulting in APU having a $15 billion market cap and PEPE having an $9 billion market cap because APU is a friendlier or better meme, or APU will be for PEPE what SHIB is for DOGE.

[Anonymous No.58365661]

>>58365608
swap it on Uniswap, it isn't KYC lmao how would they know

[Anonymous No.58365683]

Worry about the taxes after we meme APU larger than the planet. You will have plenty of money to hire a proper tax attorney then.

[Anonymous No.58365708]

>>58365315
apu will flip bitoin. Black Rock is already applying to the SEC for an Apu ETF. put me in the screen cap/

[Anonymous No.58365710]

why do you have to hold it for a year? I'm not doing that shit just don't claim it on your taxes lamo

[Anonymous No.58365713]

>>58365661
im just using metamask. Il probably be a good Christian boy and give to Caesar what is Caesar's . God's blessing me with a pump anyway

[Anonymous No.58365721]

>check my portfolio
>my apu is worth 25k
>my avi is only worth 500ish
Poor avi...i know they will rocket sooner or later but i hope its sooner for them. They are a good bunch.

[Anonymous No.58365724]

1B is fud

[Anonymous No.58365737]

>>58365184
Help Helper is love, thanks Finnish frens for making Apu a reality. I am going to adopt a dog and name him Apu.

[Anonymous No.58365738]

"No liquidity."

"Scam coin.":

"Rugged."

"Pepe derivative."

Where are those fags now?

[Anonymous No.58365752]

>>58365362
lmfao bagholder mentality. there is absolutely zero reason to hold shib any longer. you are missing out on gains. apu will probably do a 20x before shib even does a 2x

[Anonymous No.58365759]

>>58365738
I dont know but i hope they find their rocket one day.

[Anonymous No.58365767]

>>58365724
>1B is fud

OJ's last words allegedly.

[Anonymous No.58365788]

I've been on vacation for 2 week and haven't used the Internet in that time. I sold the 1 billion at the bottom of the rug. Words cannot describe how I feel right now.

[Anonymous No.58365793]

>>58365738
they've been converted into frens

[Anonymous No.58365821]

>>58365767

Kek

[Anonymous No.58365827]

>>58365788
Why you didn't kys already, what are you waiting?

[Anonymous No.58365838]

>>58365713
Yeah that's fair, I can't wait to give 20% to the Great British Government so they can spend it to improve our country

[Anonymous No.58365847]

>>58365838
yeah, they sure have been doing a great job so far, they deserve it

[Anonymous No.58365848]

t>>58365827
>>58365788

OJ sold at .0005 you heard it here firs

[Anonymous No.58365853]

>>58365788
>I've been on vacation for 2 week and haven't used the Internet in that time. I sold the 1 billion at the bottom of the rug. Words cannot describe how I feel right now.

[Anonymous No.58365863]

>>58365853
oof anon, rip that 700k, that's a nice house you missed out on

[Anonymous No.58365868]

bought the top!

[Anonymous No.58365885]

>>58365848
Why did (you) me, u mong fagget baster.

[Anonymous No.58365891]

>>58365515
was just listening to this banger

[Anonymous No.58365894]

>>58365847
I think it's fair to say that this past century has been our golden age

[Anonymous No.58365898]

>>58365868
Based tippy top buyer
Now sell the bottom if you're a real /biz/reali

[Anonymous No.58365914]

>>58365767
RIP. I'm buying more APU in memory of OJ

[Anonymous No.58365915]

>someone sold 120 million Apu
>price falls by 17%
Kek only 450 more wallets to go with 100 million and more
This shit is so inflated and unstable

[Anonymous No.58365919]

>>58365868
top of my dick in you're mother vagene maybe.

[Anonymous No.58365922]

>>58365868
in two weeks, you will think you bought the bottom

[Anonymous No.58365932]

>>58365645
pepe will probably hit 50b+, apu will probably hit 1/3-1/2 that

[Anonymous No.58365938]

>>58365915
This always happens early with coins. Literally every single more, it's how distribution works.

[Anonymous No.58365954]

Kek LINU hey Bill eat shit you mong

[Anonymous No.58365958]

>>58365915
two thirds have already been slurped, are you insane?

[Anonymous No.58365974]

anyone got the radio apu vocaroo?

[Anonymous No.58365976]

>>58365898
I will never sell benchod

[Anonymous No.58365988]

>>58365915
two more weeks and it'll rug amirite?

[Anonymous No.58365991]

It lirly can't drop below previous ath, it's unbeliavable how good this coin is.

[Anonymous No.58366004]

>>58365958
Yeah now imagine if someone of those 50 billionaire wallets decides to dump

[Anonymous No.58366005]

>>58365915
OHNONONONO ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES AND ITS NEARLY GONE

[Anonymous No.58366008]

>>58365915

The Apu whales aren't stupid enough the sell this early. Looks like the $120k sale was a swing trader, they had bought just a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.58366010]

>>58365974
https://vocaroo.com/1iUKNeBIj7rP

[Anonymous No.58366018]

>>58366004
I believe that would be called "a once in a lifetime discount"

[Anonymous No.58366036]

>>58366005
Ubel sisters our response ?

[Anonymous No.58366040]

>>58365738
I'm still here, seething and waiting for this shit to drop like a rock. I've been talking to myself almost everyday trying to rationalize what the fuck I just witnessed with this bullshit of a coin. April fools day, the day alts dipped except the one you've been watching like a hawk waiting for a good entry what a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.58366057]

i need this at 1b, ive already made financial plans to take out maybe 20% at 1b, im a stacklet desu so that would just be 5 digits. But that money will improve my life and the rest can ride.

[Anonymous No.58366058]

>>58366040
you had your good entry you stupid little anime girl, any entry is good at this stage, it's only going to get worse

[Anonymous No.58366068]

>>58366058
Not buying your bags, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.58366078]

>>58366068
See you at a billy, I've been telling people to buy since 30m marketcap, not all of us are gonna make it I suppose

[Anonymous No.58366106]

>>58366078
This
what an stupid tard lol
If he puts 10k now he will have 100k soon, but noooooo "I missed the 100x therefore I won't buy"
But in what crypto coin can you get a guaranteed 10x like this?

[Idk No.58366118]

>>58365597
No its not. All crypto gains are taxed as capital gains no matter how long you held for. 10% if you earn less than 50k, 20% if you don't

[Anonymous No.58366123]

>>58366040
>/vt/umor was the fudder all along
You people don't have salvation.

[Anonymous No.58366148]

>>58366106
>But in what crypto coin can you get a guaranteed 10x like this?

In literally any coin during bullrun.

[Anonymous No.58366147]

>>58366118
why don't you guys just open banks in switzerland then?

[Anonymous No.58366158]

>everyone selling once APU reaches a billion
>not realizing this is the year of THE HALVING
Short sighting will cost you a lot.

[Anonymous No.58366190]

>>58366158
selling? I think we have a misunderstanding here dear old fren.

[Anonymous No.58366194]

>>58366123
>>58366106
Nobody in the right mind would put a gran given the circumstances at the time. The dev admitted to scamming everybody on his own telegram, deleted social medias and even had coordinated bots to damage control on /biz/ around the CMC listing. WHY the fuck did this shit take off will never make any sense I'm praying Bitcoin may correct 30% like it usually does around its halvening taking everything along with it including this stupid coin I'm not buying until I see pre MEXC listing prices.

[Anonymous No.58366205]

>>58366190
I've been reading more and more posts lately of people planning to sell at 1bn. None of them seem to have mentioned this is the year of Bitcoin's Halving.

[Anonymous No.58366208]

>>58366194
Bahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.58366215]

>>58366118
yeah that period might only be for property capital gains

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>58366158
I'm not selling till 10 billion

[Anonymous No.58366216]

>>58366158
Every halving has resulted in a record bull run, and a rising tide raises all ships. Realistically, the big memecoin of this cycle should exceed what DOGE did last cycle.

[Anonymous No.58366219]

>>58366194

The community and meme potential transcended the smelly brown handed dev

[Anonymous No.58366223]

>>58366194
The day of 42% is coming for you.

[Idk No.58366224]

>>58366205
Was going to sell some at 1b. That's changed. This could get to Shibas level. I'll start my ladder at 5B.

[Anonymous No.58366227]

>>58366194
having balls and being retarded pays sometimes

[Anonymous No.58366233]

>>58365915

[Anonymous No.58366236]

>>58366194
uh sweatie I just bought 4k more at ATH
just adding to my bag

[Anonymous No.58366238]

>>58366194
cope, dude

[Anonymous No.58366247]

Before, I always saw Apu as a silly little frog. Today, I recognize him as the holy icon that he is. Help Helper is taking us to the moon.

[Anonymous No.58366253]

>>58366233

This meme is evergreen.

[Anonymous No.58366254]

this won't even reach 500M, will keep rugging to zero in two weeks

[Anonymous No.58366255]

>>58366194
I could say the same sort of thing about DOGE and look what happened last cycle. Trying to apply fundamental analysis to shitcoins is a retarded waste of time. Intuition would've told you that APU was going to be big when the community started piling into it.

[Anonymous No.58366273]

Who would you listen?
>deranged, autistic, clown holders sending APU to billions in mcap
Or
>some /vt/ user who thinks spending $500 on a message with red borders for some ethot behind an anime avatar is good financial advice
Choose wisely. It might cost you YOUR LIFE...

[Anonymous No.58366275]

>>58366227
No, just being absolutely retarded. So retarded in fact it's enough to put any sane person into a mental hospital after witnessing what happened with Apu.
>Funny internet meme token with a stupid smiling frog, let me just throw money at it!
Yeah I'm seething like a motherfucker but there's no way to vent except through you faggots. Nobody will ever understand, good luck explaining to somebody you're having a bad day because of a stupid frog.

[Anonymous No.58366277]

>>58366227
>being retarded pays sometimes

You need to embrace your inner retard. Overthinkers get rekt.

[Anonymous No.58366285]

>>58366254
>keep
sorry, when did it start?

[Anonymous No.58366299]

>>58366277
checked and true

[Anonymous No.58366302]

>got rugged today
>see Apu still rugging upwards
>still green because of Apu even with the money I lost
kek this autistic frog is alright.

[Anonymous No.58366306]

>>58362588
FUN at $1 is real fud, gonna be the main payment method of DeFi by the end of 2024

[Anonymous No.58366315]

Uhhhhh guys?
Who knows anything about Cobo Custody?
I just checked the community tnx's. The wallet has sent money to another wallet that almost exclusively sends money to the Cobo Custody wallet.
I went to Cobo's website... BitMart next??
0xccddA1B3...17e12fCCA

[Anonymous No.58366319]

>>58366275
>good luck explaining to somebody you're having a bad day because of a stupid frog.

[Anonymous No.58366334]

>>58366147
It doesn't matter which bank you use but where your permanent residence and tax office is how retarded are you people holy fuck

[Anonymous No.58366335]

>>58366319
KEK

[Anonymous No.58366337]

>>58366302
bellcurve? I bought into that too buddy
apu heals all pain

[Anonymous No.58366338]

>>58365597
I have never heard of that one before. Are you sure it applies to crypton?

[Anonymous No.58366344]

>>58366315
>Uhhhhh guys?
>Who knows anything about Cobo Custody?
>I just checked the community tnx's. The wallet has sent money to another wallet that almost exclusively sends money to the Cobo Custody wallet.
>I went to Cobo's website... BitMart next??

Based.

[Anonymous No.58366346]

>>58366338
nah just capital gains on property, rip

[Anonymous No.58366352]

>>58366334
I don't even know what a tax office is
but if you're a neet you can easily just cash out a bit and pack up your shit and move to another country, especially if you have EU passport
how small minded are you people holy fuck

[Anonymous No.58366357]

>>>58366315
>Uhhhhh guys?
>Who knows anything about Cobo Custody?
>I just checked the community tnx's. The wallet has sent money to another wallet that almost exclusively sends money to the Cobo Custody wallet.
>I went to Cobo's website... BitMart next??
>0xccddA1B3...17e12fCCA

[Anonymous No.58366382]

FUD sidelinors lost opportunity to buy at 100m and 130m

FUD sidelinors lost the opportunity to buy at 200m and 300m

FUD sidelinors will lost opportunity to buy at 500m

FUD sidelinors will lost opportunity to buy at 1B

We will go to 10b

[Anonymous No.58366420]

>>58366337
Yep. First time dabbling into real low-cap shitcoins with that one and APU.

[Anonymous No.58366421]

>>58366306
just wait until the casinos are onboarded. the guy who worked on starfox is on the team

[Anonymous No.58366433]

>>58366420
I put 0.42 eth into it
could have just bought more apu
plan was to get a quick 5x and swing back into apu
plan failed, punished for greed

[Anonymous No.58366439]

>>58366352
Hahaha lmao
Just moving to another country doesn't count as changing your PERMANENT residence you tard.
You have to live for months if not years abroad and yes this also applies within the EU or the country of your heritage will send the police to you.
So the only chance is to fuck off to some country that wouldn't support your homeland with enforcements because of political reasons like if you move to China but who does that

[Anonymous No.58366454]

According to 5G, there's important eyes watching the tg group now, which is why he's so hellbent on punishing anything that's not Norman friendly as of late.
Could it be exchanges?

[Anonymous No.58366459]

>>58363803
Everyone was asleep

[Anonymous No.58366472]

>>58366454
Perhaps if you suck his cock you will find out

[Anonymous No.58366487]

>>58366439
I can apply for non-resident status in canada and get it in a very short amount of time, I am also a German citizen and as such can buy real estate anywhere in the EU, I can go buy a small house in Slovenia and open a bank account there, since I'm a non-resident in Canada I don't owe them any taxes
and if you don't have residence somewhere then they can only assume the place you're living in now is your permanent residence, no?
I think you're just a natural cuck, you cuck yourself with limiting beliefs and you always believe the lawman boogyman will prevent you living freely, I've been stepping over boundaries and breaking laws since I could walk and talk and always been getting away with it, because I know the strongest barrier exists in the minds of the masses, weak minded people like you are the police of your own life, your own grey, bleak, miserable and pointless existence
we need you though, you guys support these structures that the open minded can use to our advantage
so carry on mr. npc

[Anonymous No.58366491]

Wow

[Anonymous No.58366494]

>>58366454
Likely, it's also very important to our perpetual growth that normies aren't put off, it's not a difficult concept

[Anonymous No.58366524]

>>58366487
Ok nigger

[Anonymous No.58366544]

Frens, dont forget that even those without apu are frens as well! We are a kind and helpful folk around here. So if anyone comes in feelling down because their bets didnt pan out. Do not mock them, give them a hug. It's what a real fren would do! Spread the love to others and you will recieve in kind!

[Anonymous No.58366547]

>>58366524
instead of searching for solutions to problems (there are always solutions to every problem) you just focus on and enlarge the problem in an attempt to claw people down into the same weak, limited set of thinking you espouse
try to expand your limits of thinking and potential of action and you will live a better life

[Anonymous No.58366561]

>>58366334
but going back to this point, since you act knowledgeable about the matter,
if I were to open an account and deposit funds in switzerland do you think they would report the event to the canadian revenue agency? I thought the whole thing about swiss banking was confidentiality

[Anonymous No.58366569]

>>58366547
Ok honestly I wish you good luck but I know people who lost everything because of tax evasion including jail
t. German

[Anonymous No.58366576]

>>58366544
'ate normies
but I'll let them buy my bags

[Anonymous No.58366600]

>>58366382
>will lost
Fuck off streetshitter