[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 233 KB, 902x1103, 1648416937374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
58381276 No.58381276 [Reply] [Original]

In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a economic-ecosystem that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless positive feedback loop. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Bull Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Bull Run would look like.

Through my PhD research I believe cryptocurrency may be entering the early stages of a Golden Bull Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of wealth - as the system generates tangible wealth rather than just moving it around.

Economists believed that the slow nature of the stock market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Bull Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of cryptocurrency means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

If I am right we could see something never before experienced in the history of the universe. Hold on while you can - takeoff is imminent.

>> No.58381339
File: 20 KB, 1210x660, 1711566682978634.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
58381339

In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a dick sucking system that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless seamen supply. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Sperm Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Sperm Run would look like.

Through my porn search history I believe mens sperm may be entering the early stages of a Golden Sperm Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of seamen - as the testicles of every man generates tangible Sperm rather than just shooting it on a paper towel.

Economists believed that the slow nature of the sperm market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Sperm Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of mens sperm means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

If I am right we could see something never before experienced in the history of the universe. Hold on while you can - takeoff is imminent.

>> No.58381433
File: 276 KB, 785x1000, Calmjak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
58381433

In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a dick sucking system that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless seamen supply. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Sperm Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Sperm Run would look like.

Through my porn search history I believe mens sperm may be entering the early stages of a Golden Sperm Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of seamen - as the testicles of every man generates tangible Sperm rather than just shooting it on a paper towel.

Economists believed that the slow nature of the sperm market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Sperm Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of mens sperm means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

If I am right we could see something never before experienced in the history of the universe. Hold on while you can - takeoff is imminent.

>> No.58382628

I work as a library assistant at Harvard Business School - not the most glamorous occupation but it's an honest living and it pays the bills. One of my more routine tasks is to throw out old books to make way for more recent ones. Maybe it's because a newer edition has come out or it's simply because the information in the existing books is out of date.

Yesterday I came across an old manuscript that could redefine cryptocurrency in a way never thought possible. It was in an old business book originally published in 1876 - the book itself was just your typical Victorian Era mouthpiece for the virtues of federalist capitalism. It was actually flagged for destruction but when I picked up the book out fell some handwritten notes from an old student almost 100 years ago.

The notes appeared to be mostly gibberish with various dates and numerology tied together in an apparently unordered fashion. Most of what was written seemed to be a half-conscious stream of thoughts until I came across something that stood out to me. Whatever this madman had discovered turned his world upside down and he dedicated his life to discovering the true meaning of it.

>> No.58382639

>>58382628
I realised that these dates weren't random but he had discovered a pattern in the flow of how markets work. Any regular person would be able to secretly use this knowledge to acquire vast amounts of wealth yet this individual sought something more. He discovered that all these data points appeared to triangulate into a singular moment in time. He believed this moment would trigger the King Of All Bull Runs. As if it were destined by the gods of crypto themselves this moment in time is almost here.

What triggered his mental disintegration was the market he was researching did not exist back then and he could not understand it. This is because what he was discovering was the advent and eventual takeover of cryptocurrency. Whoever this individual was he could have no idea what he had stumbled across but I truly believe that the King Of All Bull Runs is almost upon us.

I don't know exactly what this means but I can guarantee each and everyone of you will be richer than your wildest dreams. This could be the defining moment in human history - when the old ways became obsolete and a new dawn rose from the ashes. I hope you're ready for it. I know I am.