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58392537 No.58392537 [Reply] [Original]

If this Israel-Iran fuckery escalates to outright war, one of the Iranian responses 100% will be bombing oil refineries in US-aligned gulf states and closing the Strait of Hormuz. This will absolutely HAMMER global economy, with SKYROCKETING oil prices. Which in turn will hit volatile markets like stocks very hard and even more volatile shit like crypto even harder. You can easily end up being 90+% down. If you are low on reserved money it is TIME TO SELL while you still can. Don't say I didn't warn you. Iran is run by religious nutjobs and Israel has everything to gain by escalating further to prosecute their war in Gaza and potentially attack Hezbollah. I am telling you this, so that you won't assume that shit will easily de-escalate.

>> No.58392572

Stay tuned to leddit and Facebook to see what happens lil pup!

Wow it’s so crazy!! Wow, I got my booster too.

2 more weeks. You poor poor feeble minded drone.

>> No.58392577

I have nothing left, Bobo. All my investments went to zero and I have no job. Bring on my death. I don't give a fuck anymore.

>> No.58392668

>>58392537
how do i profit off le heckin original religious war

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>>58392537
>muh events, muh happenings
Irrelevant noise which we don't need to pay any attention to. All we need to know we're in a new bear market is to look at the chart.

>> No.58392776 [DELETED] 

>>58392754
That said though, my captcha said "OWA"R... "oh war"... or is it "0 war"??? or maybe it's "OWAR(IDA)"

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>>58392754
That said though, my captcha said "OWAR"... "oh war"... or is it "0 war"??? or maybe it's "OWAR(IDA)"

>> No.58393126

>>58392754
dessu