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58409574 No.58409574 [Reply] [Original]

There’s a halving countdown on coinmarketcap, the most mainstream crypto portfolio site, for aaaaallll the normies to see. And even better? Click on it to see an article explaining why the halving means a bullrun.

https://coinmarketcap.com/events/bitcoin-halving/

Gg mumu, you had a good year.

But come halving,

Your udders are mine.

>> No.58409694

i hooe bobo fucking dies

>> No.58409698

Normies will try to sell the event and then it will look like they're on the right side of the trade and then suddenly the markets will go parabolic and leave all the "sell the obvious halving event" people saying

>WTF WHY IS IT PUMPING, EVERYONE KNOWS ITS THE HALVING NOW, PEOPLE EXPECTED IT TO GO CRAZY PUMPING, SO THAT MEANS IT SHOULD HAVE DUMPED LIKE CRAZY! WTF IT ONLY DUMPED A LITTLE BIT AND THEN MOONED, WTFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES IT ALWAYS GO AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>58409574
guess I'll have to sell my crypto trading chair. Any takers? I'll take no less than 100.

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>>58409698
It starts pumping 3 months to a year after the halving.

I just got in this shit last year and already understand I shouldn't sell until shit starts blowing up like Yellowstone.

>> No.58409760

>>58409698
See nigger >>58409701 they expect a halving bull

>> No.58409774

>>58409574
>the most mainstream crypto portfolio site
That doesn't mean shit mumu

>> No.58410074

>>58409574
>Gg mumu, you had a good year.
And they're still having it, just check ticker MUMU

>> No.58410143
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>>58409574
>>58409694
picrel

>>58409698
>says "normies" instead of...
You have to go back.

>> No.58410244

>>58409699
Okay as long as you never had sex in it. I only use virgin chairs

>> No.58410267

>>58409774
It means it’s priced in dumb mumu you do dumb you called me mumu
>>58410143
Instead of what? they’re normies
>>58410244
Look at that huge dick print facing the sitter

>> No.58410356

>>58410267
We don't say "normies" here. "normies" is what you plebbitors say. Go back.

>> No.58410467

>>58410143
Why didn't you say it? Are you afraid of saying faggot too?
No judgement - I unironically have nightmares regularly that the police show up to my house and arrest me for my prolific use of slurs online. I fucking hate the future; but I'll never stop saying niggerfaggot.

>> No.58410513

>>58410356
>we
Normies was invented by 4chan you filthy newfag. And faggots doesn’t describe what I’m talking about, I’m talking about the masses. There’s plenty of faggots that aren’t normies. You are. A mess

>> No.58410667

>dump to 52k this weekend after the halving
>v shaped recovery and 90k in mid-may
this is not an opinion. this is a fact

>> No.58410746

>>58410513
He's right. We say normalfaggot, not normie. Kill yourself. If you say normie, you're outing yourself as a plebbitard.

>> No.58410766

>>58410746
Normie originated here. Plebbit and twatter hijacking it like they hijack everything else does not change that fact. 4chan has a lot of contrarians who sperg out and try to distance themselves from a word once outsiders begin use it, hence the emergence of normalfaggot and normgroid

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>>58409574
>how it feels knowing im completely sidelined as my only interaction with crypto has been waiting on nft games (gravity labs and moonbase) to release