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58428751 No.58428751 [Reply] [Original]

how does it feel to know i'll be renting this luxury apartment for cheap while you shell out $6k+ for your mortgage + insurance + tax + tip?
oh and i just remembered you live in constant fear of a home price crash. must be hard. LOL

>> No.58428763
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>>58428751
Cope.

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>>58428751
>>58428751
renters are seriously the chads right now. it's cheaper to rent than to have your cuckmortgage, so we have more money to invest and buy the inevitable market correction/crash.

personally i am an ultra chad because i live at home with mummy and daddy, saving 100% of income

AMA

>> No.58428856

>>58428751
You HAVE to be trolling you crazy son of a bitch hahaha. You're off of Bridge and La Vega.... and if you know Albuquerque, you know not to be around fucking Bridge and La Vega unless you're ready. What the fuck are you even saying in this post. Crazy boy.

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>>58428763
uhh based

>> No.58428868

>>58428763
>>58428866
what goes up must come down
>>58428856
uh oh another yt boi scared of minorities.. couldn't be me lol

>> No.58428871
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My mortgage is $1150 CAD, most of which is paid by my basement rentoids.

>> No.58428877

>>58428751
Apparently I don't know what "luxury apartment" means.
It's plain as fuck. Is the lack of visible cockroaches or dried up semen stains on the ceiling what makes this a "luxury" offering?

>> No.58428892

>>58428751
whats the catch

>> No.58429110

>>58428892

New Mexico

>> No.58429118

>>58428751
Luxury?

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you the owner anon? if then congrats! its been know for a while housing prices are skyrocketing sometime in the next few years, and truflation data analysis algorithms point to just the same. You can increase rent by then and still rent it cheap.


But if you are just a tenant just fuck you.

>> No.58429949

>>58428751
My mortgage is less than that, and I live in a 3k sq ft house.

>> No.58429961

I bought in 2018 and am up almost 100% from what I paid, if I had to rent my house Zillow says it would be 3x my current mortgage payment lol rentoids.

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>>58428763
o mortwagieee

>> No.58429973

>>58428751
Hope you never lose your job and/or investments, anon. Remember that property is not actually your home and will never be :) one bad episode in your life and you are out on the streets/back at mum's house.

>> No.58429976

>>58428866
>>58428763
>>58428871
based
>>58428786
poorfag
>>58429964
poorfag
you will never be a real home owner
you will always forfeit money to your landlord like a good lap dog
you own nothing and you are happy

>> No.58429977

>>58429928
He just said he's going to rent it retard read op's before posting

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>>58429928
living cockroaches like you should be put down like the filthy inhuman dogs you are

>> No.58430005

>>58428751
ty for the address nigga i will go squat there right fucking away

>> No.58430014

>>58429928
renting that for 1.2k a month is a solid pocket money for life to fuck around with crapto
god i wish i was a landlord honestly

>> No.58430150

>>58428866
Based fellow hoomer
>>58429964
Kek you dumb nigger I only had to put $12.5k down to get a 3.125% 30 yr.

>> No.58430196

>>58428751
that looks like shit and it's more than my mortgage

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>>58428786

>> No.58430293

nice troll

>> No.58430322
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>>58428868
>uh oh another yt boi scared of minorities.. couldn't be me lol
You shut your whore mouth, racist! hahah. No man it's about assaults, robberies, drugs, theft, etc. You, me, the ALPO, and anyone else living in ABQ knows that area is ridden with serious crime.
>>58428877
You got that right lol. The pic attached is across the street from his house. It's a paradise.

Juiciest troll in a while; I can't stop giggling to myself. The 505 is a magical... magical place lol.

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none of these "houses" you see on /biz/ can be considered homes because they are made with amerimutt materials

>> No.58430373

>>58428751
Looks like you’d be better off with some fun in your wallet instead

>> No.58430405

>>58428751
>renting this luxury apartment for cheap
anon, my mortgage is $770. that's about 1k less than your rent. that total includes property taxes and insurance etc.

>> No.58430413

>>58428751
The mortgage is even cheaper than what you're paying. You're paying their mortgage plus tip.